Superman Homepage Caption Contest – Unleash Your Wit on the Latest Image!

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Superman Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Carstonio:
Your shock absorbers are completely trashed!
Previous Superman Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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lunetemperee
lunetemperee
May 16, 2024 7:18 am

If I want to look handsome, I must take my time.

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 16, 2024 10:04 am

”Finally rid of those stupid red Crocs that Flash got me!”

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 16, 2024 10:06 am

Superman’s other weakness: plantar Kryptonitis.

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 16, 2024 10:07 am

“One of these days these boots are gonna fly all over you!” (plays the descending riff on air guitar)

Carstonio
Carstonio
May 16, 2024 10:16 am

”No, Resurrection Man, I’m not doing the Boot Scootin’ Boogie!”

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:43 pm

The boot dance, a true test of balance, focus and flexibility.

Last edited 13 days ago by mnostl32
mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:46 pm

If the boot fits

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:46 pm

There’s a snake in my boots!

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:51 pm

Ah man I forgot my socks

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:52 pm

Man this athlete’s foot is killing me

mnostl32
mnostl32
May 16, 2024 12:53 pm

Up next on Dancing with the Stars

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
May 16, 2024 1:12 pm

Mannnnn….I hate it when a pebble gets in my boot!

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:05 pm

Corenswet (thinking): This suit is terrible. Maybe I should go back to “Hollywood”.

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:06 pm

James Gunn’s Superman Opening montage “I’m just a weirdo…what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong…”

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:10 pm

“Screw saving the world! I’m gonna go to a bar and flick some peanuts instead!”

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:10 pm

You’ll Believe A Man Can Brood…Again.

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:12 pm

Corenswet’s disappointment with James Gunn’s design of the suit.

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:12 pm

“Sigh. And I thought I was going to get to wear the classic suit.”

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:13 pm

“At least the red trunks are back.”

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:13 pm

“I can’t stand to fly…”

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:15 pm

I’m going to meme the heck out of this!

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:17 pm

Nope. Bathroom break first! I should’ve asked my mom to make a zipper for my undies.

Supereyes
Supereyes
May 16, 2024 5:19 pm

To think I said A.I. looks bad…

ralphio
ralphio
May 16, 2024 5:33 pm

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home

SteelMan
May 17, 2024 5:34 am

I sure hope the Guardians of the Galaxy gang likes my new suit!

SteelMan
May 17, 2024 5:38 am

I don’t like the look of that sky…
… Better wear boots today.

Awesome
Awesome
May 17, 2024 7:51 pm

1 attosecond, 2 attosecond…GO