Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
Not only did I catch the Golden Snitch, I’ve also stolen Harry’s wand.
Previous Caption Contest

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Reaganfan
Reaganfan
September 28, 2017 12:34 am

Lois: Go ahead Superman, guess how much I weight.
Superman: oh I say about…

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
September 28, 2017 12:35 am

Lois: Thankyou for waiting Superman, I just gotta have a snack!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
September 28, 2017 12:38 am

Superman: Look Lois I don’t mean to rush you, but I think there’s something above you!

Reaganfan
Reaganfan
September 28, 2017 12:40 am

Superman: Wonder if Bruce ever had this much trouble waiting.

spidey2878
spidey2878
September 28, 2017 1:17 am

Lois, I want a turn on the pinball machine.

September 28, 2017 11:10 am

Golly Ms Lane, I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people can continually mistake me for birds and planes for 79 years! Do I really look like a darn plane? Really? Silly humans. Whoops, Mrs. Peterson is getting mugged! Nice talk, Ms Lane!

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 28, 2017 12:46 pm

Look, up in the sky, it’s a…..just a fly. What were you saying Lois?

Steve Eden
Steve Eden
September 28, 2017 1:28 pm

Lois: “What?! 178 pounds?”
Superman (Smiling impishly): “Hmm? What was that, Lois?”
Lois: “Huh? Oh! Uhm… Never mind. Nothing.”
Superman: (Whistles innocently)

superhero
superhero
September 28, 2017 5:31 pm

the moment after superman was caught using xray vision

superhero
superhero
September 28, 2017 5:34 pm

“There is just NO WAY i weigh that much!”

superhero
superhero
September 28, 2017 5:35 pm

Superman- tipping the scales of…justice?

Randarch
Randarch
October 3, 2017 10:26 am
Reply to  superhero

I can always depend on you for a smile, SH. 🙂

superhero
superhero
October 3, 2017 4:46 pm
Reply to  Randarch

lol, thank u sir

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 28, 2017 6:48 pm

There’s that Bat-Signal again. I wonder how long it takes him to get there?

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 28, 2017 6:49 pm

Superman: So Lois, I’ve been thinking…..
Lois: Stop thinking or you’ll hurt yourself.

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 28, 2017 6:51 pm

Daily Planet Multiverse Article – Why the World Needs Super Assistants by Lois Lane

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 28, 2017 6:57 pm

How much longer are you going to be Lois? I’ve got some saving to do!!

roy-el
roy-el
September 29, 2017 12:37 am

Oh Lois. I wouldn’t say you weigh more then 220

roy-el
roy-el
September 29, 2017 12:39 am

You know… the doctor did tell you to cut back on orange juice. Too much sugar.

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
September 29, 2017 3:25 am

Superman, we haven´t reached the maximum yet. Come on, more weight! *giggle*

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
September 29, 2017 3:33 am

You got it all wrong Superman. This says it is not an automated shoeshine boy.

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 30, 2017 8:04 am

Oh gee golly, look Lois, there’s a spider….man.

mnostl32
mnostl32
September 30, 2017 6:01 pm

Looks like your weight is going up, up and away!!!

ScottZepher
ScottZepher
October 1, 2017 5:41 pm

Ah, the benefits of a yellow sun! Free from the pull of gravity, and immune to the effects of the Diner’s large french fries . . .

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
October 2, 2017 12:44 am

I can’t do it Miss Lane! Mother made me promise NEVER to tell a girl what color underwear she has on!

mnostl32
mnostl32
October 11, 2017 3:41 pm

I wonder how long that spiderweb has been there for?