Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Not only did I catch the Golden Snitch, I’ve also stolen Harry’s wand.
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Lois: Go ahead Superman, guess how much I weight.
Superman: oh I say about…
Lois: Thankyou for waiting Superman, I just gotta have a snack!
Superman: Look Lois I don’t mean to rush you, but I think there’s something above you!
Superman: Wonder if Bruce ever had this much trouble waiting.
Lois, I want a turn on the pinball machine.
Golly Ms Lane, I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people can continually mistake me for birds and planes for 79 years! Do I really look like a darn plane? Really? Silly humans. Whoops, Mrs. Peterson is getting mugged! Nice talk, Ms Lane!
Look, up in the sky, it’s a…..just a fly. What were you saying Lois?
Lois: “What?! 178 pounds?”
Superman (Smiling impishly): “Hmm? What was that, Lois?”
Lois: “Huh? Oh! Uhm… Never mind. Nothing.”
Superman: (Whistles innocently)
the moment after superman was caught using xray vision
“There is just NO WAY i weigh that much!”
Superman- tipping the scales of…justice?
I can always depend on you for a smile, SH. 🙂
lol, thank u sir
There’s that Bat-Signal again. I wonder how long it takes him to get there?
Superman: So Lois, I’ve been thinking…..
Lois: Stop thinking or you’ll hurt yourself.
Daily Planet Multiverse Article – Why the World Needs Super Assistants by Lois Lane
How much longer are you going to be Lois? I’ve got some saving to do!!
Oh Lois. I wouldn’t say you weigh more then 220
You know… the doctor did tell you to cut back on orange juice. Too much sugar.
Superman, we haven´t reached the maximum yet. Come on, more weight! *giggle*
You got it all wrong Superman. This says it is not an automated shoeshine boy.
Oh gee golly, look Lois, there’s a spider….man.
Looks like your weight is going up, up and away!!!
Ah, the benefits of a yellow sun! Free from the pull of gravity, and immune to the effects of the Diner’s large french fries . . .
I can’t do it Miss Lane! Mother made me promise NEVER to tell a girl what color underwear she has on!
I wonder how long that spiderweb has been there for?