Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

mnostl32:
Not only did I catch the Golden Snitch, I’ve also stolen Harry’s wand.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Lois: Go ahead Superman, guess how much I weight.
Superman: oh I say about…

Reaganfan
Member
Reaganfan

Lois: Thankyou for waiting Superman, I just gotta have a snack!

Reaganfan
Member
Reaganfan

Superman: Look Lois I don’t mean to rush you, but I think there’s something above you!

Reaganfan
Member
Reaganfan

Superman: Wonder if Bruce ever had this much trouble waiting.

Superman2878
Guest

Lois, I want a turn on the pinball machine.

Rob SuperFan
Member

Golly Ms Lane, I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people can continually mistake me for birds and planes for 79 years! Do I really look like a darn plane? Really? Silly humans. Whoops, Mrs. Peterson is getting mugged! Nice talk, Ms Lane!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Look, up in the sky, it’s a…..just a fly. What were you saying Lois?

Steve Eden
Member
Steve Eden

Lois: “What?! 178 pounds?”
Superman (Smiling impishly): “Hmm? What was that, Lois?”
Lois: “Huh? Oh! Uhm… Never mind. Nothing.”
Superman: (Whistles innocently)

superhero
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superhero

the moment after superman was caught using xray vision

superhero
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superhero

“There is just NO WAY i weigh that much!”

superhero
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superhero

Superman- tipping the scales of…justice?

Randarch
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Randarch

I can always depend on you for a smile, SH. 🙂

superhero
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superhero

lol, thank u sir

mnostl32
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mnostl32

There’s that Bat-Signal again. I wonder how long it takes him to get there?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Superman: So Lois, I’ve been thinking…..
Lois: Stop thinking or you’ll hurt yourself.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Daily Planet Multiverse Article – Why the World Needs Super Assistants by Lois Lane

mnostl32
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mnostl32

How much longer are you going to be Lois? I’ve got some saving to do!!

roy-el
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roy-el

Oh Lois. I wouldn’t say you weigh more then 220

roy-el
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roy-el

You know… the doctor did tell you to cut back on orange juice. Too much sugar.

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Superman, we haven´t reached the maximum yet. Come on, more weight! *giggle*

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

You got it all wrong Superman. This says it is not an automated shoeshine boy.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Oh gee golly, look Lois, there’s a spider….man.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Looks like your weight is going up, up and away!!!

ScottZepher
Member
ScottZepher

Ah, the benefits of a yellow sun! Free from the pull of gravity, and immune to the effects of the Diner’s large french fries . . .

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

I can’t do it Miss Lane! Mother made me promise NEVER to tell a girl what color underwear she has on!

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I wonder how long that spiderweb has been there for?