Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Place logo here?” What?
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Superman thinking: Wait the Kryptonian chick wears pink too!?
Jim Croce had it only half right – you don’t threaten Lois Lane when Superman is around.
I am the new fashion designer. When you walk down this walkway, you will be wearing this.
Superman: “What is she wearing on her head?“
“Kal-El, don’t you find it odd that Lois Lane looks exactly like Jodi Melville?”
My family friendly thoughts just went out the window,praise Rao!
Now, Sweetie…you’ll look pretty for all the boys!
Not quite what Lois expected from Kryptonian premarital counseling.
Superman’s guest turn on The Bachelor goes horribly wrong.
“You’ll never be with Kal, Faora. You know why? You don’t have the right initials!”
We are Kryptonians not Vulcans… we can’t do mind-melds.
Plot twist: Lois has been training in Jiu Jitsu
How does this neck massage feel?
This week on High-Tech Makeover, Faora upgrades Lois’ style.
Lois tests out the new Genius Enhancer 3000
Just wait until you try out the new Apple Headphone Hat
Superman: To answer your question Lois, Yes. This is the device which Kryptonians can actually read your mind.