Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
You didn’t give me a gift… you gave me an obligation!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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“I should have warned you – on Krypton, endoscopies were quite unpleasant.”
”Sorry, it was my first time making sautéed oregus plant.”
A typical reaction to reading Frank Miller’s Superman: Year One.
Just be glad you’re not Kane from Alien.
An unused story idea from Smallville featured chlorophyll meteor rock.
Eww! You’re still eating that foot roll up? That’s been there for more than 3 seconds.
How did I wind up on the Last of us set?
Sure you don’t want to try some of this Superman?
No. I’m good thanks.
I can’t believe that I’m a judge for the linguine eating contest this year.
“Should I try the Heimlich Maneuver or call 9-1-1…”
5 second rule – it’s still good
In this asylum you’ll get the help you need Tape Worm Man
Whats happening to me?
Superman: Oh thats Zenix from the 4th dimension. We call her Cindy on Earth. She’s just going to feed on you for awhile.
I have never been to a planet with a yellow sun before, is this normal?
Superman: God no
Ray was embarrassed to allow Superman to see his Symbiotic Host.
John plugs into the main frame. “R2D2 has nothing on me”
It’s begun. Please Superman, the only way to stop me is to harvest me
Superman: Say what now?
Hey Supes, remember that scene from Lady and the Tramp? Maybe we could..
Superman: I’m not doing that
Please I need my partner to be in here too
Superman – You’ll be separated for good in Metropolis Asylum. You won’t hurt anyone else Jump Rope
What are you doing here Superman? “Amanda Waller says you won’t get your chip” I’m her little gopher now
“Superman?”
“Yup, you’ve been drafted to Suicide Squad”
Internet trolls are outraged as James Gunn announced phase Vii of his new DCU and new Character
A more inclusive James Gunn includes a villain people with Parasite Hosts can relate to
Superman: Bless you
“This is so embarrassing, do you have a tissue?”
Superman: Looks like you got the latest Covid Variant there fella
Alien birthday clown audition:
I can’t pull out handkerchiefs but I can do this
oh. sorry…i’ll come back later