Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Meet my cousin, Emo-El.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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February 23, 2023 6:57 am

”You have reached the Justice League medical help line. For kryptonite poisoning, press 1.”

February 23, 2023 6:59 am

“Tell Mr. Peters for me – absolutely no giant spider!”

February 23, 2023 7:02 am

Superman sticks with landlines since phone tracking and secret identities don’t mix.

February 23, 2023 7:31 am

“While I’ll be glad to help, Commissioner Gordon, psychotic madmen are really HIS thing, you know.”

March 2, 2023 12:02 am
Reply to  Carstonio

My choice for winner

February 23, 2023 9:41 am

No you hang up first. No you! Ok, ok. We’ll both hang up….. You didn’t hang up!

February 23, 2023 9:43 am

You don’t say!
You don’t say!
Well, it was swell, bye!

Who was that?

He didn’t say.

February 23, 2023 10:04 am

“So disappointed, Connor. Not only is pot illegal in that state, it doesn’t even have any effect on you.”

February 23, 2023 10:05 am

“All those times you tried to destroy me, President Luthor, and now you need my help?”

February 23, 2023 10:09 am

Voice on phone “Hi there, you have reached 1-900 Themyscira…”

February 23, 2023 10:18 am

“Just a moment, Lois, I have Clark Kent on the other line.” (looks at the camera and winks)

February 23, 2023 10:28 am

”One beef bourguignon for delivery, please. I’ll be paying with my JLA Mastercard.”

February 23, 2023 10:48 am

Bruce, with all of your wonderful toys, you still can’t get the cat out of the tree?!

February 23, 2023 12:39 pm

Hello there! Looking for a ‘Super’ time?? Call 1-900-55-KALEL!

February 23, 2023 3:59 pm

“You should try to sit down it this costume!”

February 23, 2023 4:34 pm

Hey James Gunn. Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it!

February 23, 2023 8:43 pm

“Yeah mom, I chose the new suit…because it’s cooler! Yeah I know you think the Reeve suit looks more classic, but this one doesn’t have those lame red trunks on the outsi…mom, mom…could you please calm down, mom? Hello?”

February 23, 2023 8:49 pm

I’m telling you, I want to deny those charges to my credit card.
Well why would I ever pay for a plane that looks like a bat? I can fly without one!

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February 26, 2023 5:54 pm

Hello, Marvel? I’m looking for a job!

March 1, 2023 11:31 am

Yes, Commissioner Gordon, I believe you do have a wrong number!

March 2, 2023 11:35 am

Hello Mother, it happened again…

March 2, 2023 11:36 am

Yup, thats what they said, your too fat for the role

March 2, 2023 11:39 am

Hello, is this Barbara? Yeah turns out my next 10 years just opened up

March 2, 2023 11:41 am

Henry: Hello, this is Bond James Bond…
Barbara Broccoli: Henry stop calling here, we are going younger

March 2, 2023 11:44 am

Hello Atlanna? Can Aquaman come out and play?

March 2, 2023 11:46 am

Lois: So Clark what are you wearing (sensual voice)
Clark: uh golly nothing, except my glasses, I’m definitely wearing those because I’m not Superman..

March 2, 2023 11:47 am

Yes room service, I’d like to order a Hamburger with everything on it, and an orange juice freshly squeezed.

March 2, 2023 11:48 am

Bed starts moving
Superman: Golly its alive

March 2, 2023 11:50 am

Batman your a detective right? What kind of cleaning supplies would I need for an unfortunate accident. Where am I? Vegas.

March 2, 2023 11:53 am

Unfortunately Superman your parents didn’t have home or life insurance, there is absolutely nothing more I can do for your claim.

March 2, 2023 11:55 am

Hey Ma, it’s me. Yeah its going ok. Metropolis is really big and lots of stuff happens to this particular City for some reason. Yes Ma, I will call that reporter girl.

March 2, 2023 11:56 am

Liam, you’ll quit that role if you know whats good for you…Liam: Who is this?click…..

March 2, 2023 11:57 am

Yes, hello, I would like to complain about your Botox treatment, it didn’t work….

March 2, 2023 11:59 am

Lois, it’s over, there are millions of woman on this planet and I owe it to myself to date more than one before I give up my powers for a mortal.

March 2, 2023 12:01 pm

Hey it’s Superman, I left a couple messages already. I had a really good time the other night and I haven’t heard from you soooooo um yeah call me.

March 2, 2023 12:02 pm

Yeah I know, a day, I was back for a day and then they dropped me. What a bunch of D!@%$

March 2, 2023 12:04 pm

Dwayne, thats great, we are going to make a lot of great movies together. Hang on I got a call coming in from WB.

March 2, 2023 12:06 pm

Hey Ben, I need you to come to my room. I kinda got a dead hooker thing going on

March 2, 2023 12:07 pm

Hey Ezra, wanna hang out in my room? Bring the costume

March 2, 2023 12:09 pm

Oh yeah, I let James have it. I told him that it was a pleasure working with WB and that maybe we could work together on future projects and then I didn’t shake his hand and walked out.

March 2, 2023 12:11 pm

David Zaslov, I always have time to take your calls. uh huh….thats great news, I can start filming anytime. Can I get that in writing?….No?…How come?…..

March 2, 2023 12:13 pm

Operator: This is a long distance call from…..ZOD…. do you accept the charges?

March 2, 2023 12:14 pm

Lois: Can you see what I’m wearing?Superman: Thats not how this power works, I can’t see through landlines

March 2, 2023 12:16 pm

Hello, I hear you fix mirrors? I need a repair job. I kinda got drunk last night and flicked a peanut and shattered one and melted some with heat vision….hello?

March 2, 2023 12:19 pm

Hello? Yes a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd. Will you accept the charges from the United States?Oh he hung up, that’s your residence right? I wonder why he hung up? Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer? Hello? This is the United States calling, are we reaching…See he keeps hanging up, and it’s a man answering

March 2, 2023 12:25 pm

Hey concierge. I’m very happy with the room but I’m gonna need more mirrors brought up please.

March 2, 2023 12:27 pm

The real reason they dropped the trunks.Hey I brought a pair of red underwear to be dry-cleaned, are they ready? You lost them, oh…. Zacks not going to be happy about this.

March 2, 2023 12:29 pm

Yeah Dwayne, I’m watching it too. I don’t understand, you said you convinced them.

March 2, 2023 12:32 pm

Samantha: Hey Henry, it’s Samantha…this is kind of an awkward callHenry: Just say itSamantha: They want the suit back

March 2, 2023 12:35 pm

What about Spiderman? Ok, what about Wolverine….Reed Richards?….anyone

March 2, 2023 12:37 pm

Hey producer, remember when you said I was too fat for that role? Well now I’m Superman

March 2, 2023 12:39 pm

Ben: They did it again, they made a meme out of me at the Grammy’s and I wanna drink so badHenry: Ben think how good your life is right now, you need to stay strong

March 2, 2023 1:22 pm

Yeah Mr, Younis I think kal-el76 has submitted way too many replys

March 2, 2023 1:22 pm

JacobI told you, I don’t have an in with Mr. Gunn and for the last time you cannot borrow my suit.

March 2, 2023 1:24 pm

Yes I’ve been transferred 3 times already. Are you even on Earth? Where is your call centre located anyhow?
Call taker: Kandor

March 2, 2023 1:25 pm

I just got fired as Superman, give me 20 pizzas please

March 2, 2023 1:29 pm

Hello you’ve got Ursa, what kind of creature are you?
Henry: Just a man

March 2, 2023 1:30 pm

Henry calling his booky
Yes I’d like to place a bet on the next James Bond

March 2, 2023 1:32 pm

Hey Braniac, it’s me Superman. I’ve been thinking these humans don’t really appreciate me or get my gloomy tortured thing I got going on. I think Im gonna bounce. You still want Earths coordinates?

March 2, 2023 1:35 pm

Hey I think I have the answers to todays song clip, is it Superman by R.E.M?

March 2, 2023 1:44 pm

Yes Mr. President, I understand, but this is the last time.
Lois: Clark what is it?
Clark: He wants me to fly him back in time again to keep him alive a while longer

March 2, 2023 1:53 pm

So much for this stupid S meaning hope…..

March 2, 2023 1:57 pm

Hey Brandon it’s Henry Cavill. I was just wondering if you have any tips getting over Superman

March 2, 2023 2:00 pm

Doctor: Can you describe what he’s doing for me
Henry: Well he’s sitting on his butt and scooching across the floor, howling and whimpering.
Doctor: Ok you better bring your dog just in case
Henry: Oh its not for Kal I’m talking about Ben Affleck, i think he’s drunk

March 2, 2023 2:02 pm

One particular slow news day in Metropolis.
Hello Metropolis bank theres a bomb in your building…better call Superman

March 2, 2023 2:04 pm

You want me to play Prince Andrew in an upcoming movie?……Yes I’m still here, I’m just thinking

March 2, 2023 2:05 pm

No Ezra, I’m not going to bail you out.

March 2, 2023 2:08 pm

Good Will Hunting 2? Yeah Matt I’d love to. I can work on my Boston accent. Wait until I tell Ben….Oh he’s not?

March 2, 2023 2:11 pm

Hey Russel Crowe. Remember when we first me and I told you the story when I was chubby and called Fat Cavill and how I wish somebody would have told me and helped me get fit? Buddy we need to talk….

March 2, 2023 2:20 pm

Oh hi James. I just posted my comeback video. Yeah I can swing by, everything ok? Oh…..

March 4, 2023 3:01 pm

With Superman design services, you too can make sure your phone matches your cape.

March 4, 2023 3:13 pm

Superman: Unreleased 1980s Era Snyder Cut

March 4, 2023 3:38 pm

Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone!

March 4, 2023 3:39 pm

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the move you’ve selected!

March 4, 2023 3:40 pm

What? They told me to get changed near a phone!

March 4, 2023 3:41 pm

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

March 4, 2023 3:42 pm

Hello Sidney