Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Meet my cousin, Emo-El.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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”You have reached the Justice League medical help line. For kryptonite poisoning, press 1.”
“Tell Mr. Peters for me – absolutely no giant spider!”
Superman sticks with landlines since phone tracking and secret identities don’t mix.
“While I’ll be glad to help, Commissioner Gordon, psychotic madmen are really HIS thing, you know.”
My choice for winner
No you hang up first. No you! Ok, ok. We’ll both hang up….. You didn’t hang up!
You don’t say!
You don’t say!
Well, it was swell, bye!
Who was that?
He didn’t say.
“So disappointed, Connor. Not only is pot illegal in that state, it doesn’t even have any effect on you.”
“All those times you tried to destroy me, President Luthor, and now you need my help?”
Voice on phone “Hi there, you have reached 1-900 Themyscira…”
“Just a moment, Lois, I have Clark Kent on the other line.” (looks at the camera and winks)
”One beef bourguignon for delivery, please. I’ll be paying with my JLA Mastercard.”
Bruce, with all of your wonderful toys, you still can’t get the cat out of the tree?!
Hello there! Looking for a ‘Super’ time?? Call 1-900-55-KALEL!
“You should try to sit down it this costume!”
Hey James Gunn. Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it!
“Yeah mom, I chose the new suit…because it’s cooler! Yeah I know you think the Reeve suit looks more classic, but this one doesn’t have those lame red trunks on the outsi…mom, mom…could you please calm down, mom? Hello?”
I’m telling you, I want to deny those charges to my credit card.
Well why would I ever pay for a plane that looks like a bat? I can fly without one!
Hello, Marvel? I’m looking for a job!
Yes, Commissioner Gordon, I believe you do have a wrong number!
Hello Mother, it happened again…
Yup, thats what they said, your too fat for the role
Hello, is this Barbara? Yeah turns out my next 10 years just opened up
Henry: Hello, this is Bond James Bond…
Barbara Broccoli: Henry stop calling here, we are going younger
Hello Atlanna? Can Aquaman come out and play?
Lois: So Clark what are you wearing (sensual voice)
Clark: uh golly nothing, except my glasses, I’m definitely wearing those because I’m not Superman..
Yes room service, I’d like to order a Hamburger with everything on it, and an orange juice freshly squeezed.
Bed starts moving
Superman: Golly its alive
Batman your a detective right? What kind of cleaning supplies would I need for an unfortunate accident. Where am I? Vegas.
Unfortunately Superman your parents didn’t have home or life insurance, there is absolutely nothing more I can do for your claim.
Hey Ma, it’s me. Yeah its going ok. Metropolis is really big and lots of stuff happens to this particular City for some reason. Yes Ma, I will call that reporter girl.
Liam, you’ll quit that role if you know whats good for you…Liam: Who is this?click…..
Yes, hello, I would like to complain about your Botox treatment, it didn’t work….
Lois, it’s over, there are millions of woman on this planet and I owe it to myself to date more than one before I give up my powers for a mortal.
Hey it’s Superman, I left a couple messages already. I had a really good time the other night and I haven’t heard from you soooooo um yeah call me.
Yeah I know, a day, I was back for a day and then they dropped me. What a bunch of D!@%$
Dwayne, thats great, we are going to make a lot of great movies together. Hang on I got a call coming in from WB.
Hey Ben, I need you to come to my room. I kinda got a dead hooker thing going on
Hey Ezra, wanna hang out in my room? Bring the costume
Oh yeah, I let James have it. I told him that it was a pleasure working with WB and that maybe we could work together on future projects and then I didn’t shake his hand and walked out.
David Zaslov, I always have time to take your calls. uh huh….thats great news, I can start filming anytime. Can I get that in writing?….No?…How come?…..
Operator: This is a long distance call from…..ZOD…. do you accept the charges?
Lois: Can you see what I’m wearing?Superman: Thats not how this power works, I can’t see through landlines
Hello, I hear you fix mirrors? I need a repair job. I kinda got drunk last night and flicked a peanut and shattered one and melted some with heat vision….hello?
Hello? Yes a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd. Will you accept the charges from the United States?Oh he hung up, that’s your residence right? I wonder why he hung up? Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer? Hello? This is the United States calling, are we reaching…See he keeps hanging up, and it’s a man answering
Hey concierge. I’m very happy with the room but I’m gonna need more mirrors brought up please.
The real reason they dropped the trunks.Hey I brought a pair of red underwear to be dry-cleaned, are they ready? You lost them, oh…. Zacks not going to be happy about this.
Yeah Dwayne, I’m watching it too. I don’t understand, you said you convinced them.
Samantha: Hey Henry, it’s Samantha…this is kind of an awkward callHenry: Just say itSamantha: They want the suit back
What about Spiderman? Ok, what about Wolverine….Reed Richards?….anyone
Hey producer, remember when you said I was too fat for that role? Well now I’m Superman
Ben: They did it again, they made a meme out of me at the Grammy’s and I wanna drink so badHenry: Ben think how good your life is right now, you need to stay strong
Yeah Mr, Younis I think kal-el76 has submitted way too many replys
JacobI told you, I don’t have an in with Mr. Gunn and for the last time you cannot borrow my suit.
Yes I’ve been transferred 3 times already. Are you even on Earth? Where is your call centre located anyhow?
Call taker: Kandor
I just got fired as Superman, give me 20 pizzas please
1-800-phantomzone
Hello you’ve got Ursa, what kind of creature are you?
Henry: Just a man
Henry calling his booky
Yes I’d like to place a bet on the next James Bond
Hey Braniac, it’s me Superman. I’ve been thinking these humans don’t really appreciate me or get my gloomy tortured thing I got going on. I think Im gonna bounce. You still want Earths coordinates?
Hey I think I have the answers to todays song clip, is it Superman by R.E.M?
Yes Mr. President, I understand, but this is the last time.
Lois: Clark what is it?
Clark: He wants me to fly him back in time again to keep him alive a while longer
So much for this stupid S meaning hope…..
Hey Brandon it’s Henry Cavill. I was just wondering if you have any tips getting over Superman
Doctor: Can you describe what he’s doing for me
Henry: Well he’s sitting on his butt and scooching across the floor, howling and whimpering.
Doctor: Ok you better bring your dog just in case
Henry: Oh its not for Kal I’m talking about Ben Affleck, i think he’s drunk
One particular slow news day in Metropolis.
Hello Metropolis bank theres a bomb in your building…better call Superman
You want me to play Prince Andrew in an upcoming movie?……Yes I’m still here, I’m just thinking
No Ezra, I’m not going to bail you out.
Good Will Hunting 2? Yeah Matt I’d love to. I can work on my Boston accent. Wait until I tell Ben….Oh he’s not?
Hey Russel Crowe. Remember when we first me and I told you the story when I was chubby and called Fat Cavill and how I wish somebody would have told me and helped me get fit? Buddy we need to talk….
Oh hi James. I just posted my comeback video. Yeah I can swing by, everything ok? Oh…..
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Superman: Unreleased 1980s Era Snyder Cut
Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone!
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the move you’ve selected!
What? They told me to get changed near a phone!
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Hello Sidney