Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

“On my world it means High Five.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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January 26, 2023 12:35 am

He dared me to put my head in here.

January 26, 2023 12:37 am

Mur murm!
Did you get that?
Speak louder! We can’t hear you.

January 26, 2023 12:38 am

I don’t know where to look. The guy wearing a cape, or the guy in the iron mask.

January 29, 2023 9:02 pm
Reply to  Superman2878


January 26, 2023 12:42 am

On my world it means….
Did he fall asleep standing up?

Last edited 8 days ago by Superman2878
January 26, 2023 12:55 pm

The costumers clearly didn’t understand the John Henry Irons concept.

January 26, 2023 12:57 pm

Next week’s villain is Parasite, merely a guy wearing a purple mask and purple gloves.

January 26, 2023 1:00 pm

The precedent for Smallville’s Darkseid-on-a-budget.

Steve Eden
January 26, 2023 6:44 pm

Superman: Cool belt buckle!
Lead Mask: I’m… not wearing one.
Superman: C’mon. Can’t fool me. X-Ray vision…Right?

Da Puertorican
January 26, 2023 11:32 pm

Back in the day… DC was not impressed by MARVEL’s Iron Man budget.

January 29, 2023 2:53 pm

Coming this summer…”Superman Meets Pa Kettle”

February 1, 2023 1:43 pm

Klaatu barada nikto!
Say what?

February 1, 2023 2:05 pm

Hey, eyes up here!

February 1, 2023 2:08 pm

Paparazzi get a scoop Superman is into metal helmets. Right this way Superman, we just got the Tin Man Collection in

February 1, 2023 2:09 pm

What colour eyes do I have? Mmm, I have a problem seeing through lead. But your wearing pink underwear!

February 1, 2023 2:10 pm

Do you like pink? I like pink very much bucket head

February 1, 2023 2:11 pm

You want to be my arch enemy? Come on man, your not even trying with that costume

February 1, 2023 2:14 pm

You diseased maniac, did you think you could hide it from me? I’ll melt your helmet into your prison bars

February 1, 2023 2:23 pm

I’m indestructible Superman. Superman pulls out a tuning fork and promptly defeats metal head.

February 1, 2023 2:24 pm

I’ve been to every specialist Superman, so, do you think you can get it off? Superman: Not without removing your head

February 1, 2023 6:06 pm

Oil can…oil can

February 1, 2023 6:12 pm

As a wave of nausea come over him and no bathroom nearby, Superman grabs the closest thing to a bucket and unleashes

February 1, 2023 6:15 pm

Hey look a cool helmet!Superman: Um I should tell you thats my Fortress Chamber Pot. I pee in that

February 1, 2023 6:16 pm

Lois I know your old fashion but a chastity helmet?

February 1, 2023 6:19 pm

Coming to a theatre near you Alexandre Dumas’s “Superman vs The Man in the Iron Mask”

February 1, 2023 6:22 pm

Swell costume, wheres the rest of it?

February 1, 2023 6:24 pm

Superman: I’m a little tea pot short and stoutVillain: Stop singing that!

February 1, 2023 6:28 pm

Bachelorette: Bachelor #3, what would we do on our first date?Bachelor#3: Um I guess we would hang out in my lair and I would show you my death ray

February 1, 2023 6:37 pm

Auditions for new Justice League Members hits rock bottom

February 1, 2023 6:38 pm

James Gunns Suicide Squad 3 enlists Mr. Mime

February 1, 2023 6:44 pm

On a slow news day in Metropolis only 1 reporter showed up to Superman announcing the arrest of Lead Head

February 1, 2023 6:53 pm

Superman and Lead Head agree to put aside their differences and go to Superhero counselling. Counsellor: Superman, he just paid a nice complement about your outside underwear, what do you want to say to him? Superman: Um, I’ve seen stupider helmets…I guessCounsellor: Superman thats being passive aggressive

February 1, 2023 7:04 pm

Superman and Metal Face attend the weigh in for their boxing match. Mayhem breaks out when Metal Face mentions Lois commenting on his shiny helmet

February 1, 2023 7:07 pm

Superman thought bubble “Don’t mention he has a helmet for a head, don’t mention he has a helmet for a head” Well I gotta get going helmet head

February 1, 2023 7:10 pm

Superman immediately regrets being too early to Helmet Heads Birthday Party.Helmet Head: Hey you came! Meet my earth friend Tom