Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
August 24, 2017 12:27 am

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be funny or terrifying

roy-el
August 24, 2017 12:29 am

Well if Superman 5 never happens, I can get work doing commercials for Lee Press On Nails

roy-el
August 24, 2017 12:29 am

Don’t look down. Don’t look down.

Superman2878
August 24, 2017 1:41 am

I need a manicure!

Marnoman
August 24, 2017 4:50 am

SUPERMAN…..icure.

BMG
August 24, 2017 5:25 am

Wolverine guaranteed me these were 12 inches long

Hailex
August 24, 2017 6:27 am

Cat’s Cradle anyone?

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 8:04 am

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 8:04 am

I’m too sexy for my nails!

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 8:06 am

These cuticles are divine.

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 8:07 am

Now if I could only run these fingers through my hair without getting caught

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 8:07 am

Manicured Man

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 9:24 am

This new super edition nail polish will leave your fingers tingling.

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 9:25 am

Botched: Black Adam episode

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 9:28 am

Have you ever been tickled by a man with electric fingernails? Well today’s your lucky day

Stefan-El
August 24, 2017 10:19 am

“Holy crap! When I asked for cool nails I was thinking of Wolverine, not of Wonder Woman! Cannon-Films…pahh!”

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 11:59 am

Free back scratches!!!

mnostl32
August 24, 2017 11:59 am

With nails like these, who needs a good movie!

Hailex
August 24, 2017 7:25 pm

Worst

Villain

Ever

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:02 am

The catfights on Real Housewives of Metropolis are going to be badass.

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:03 am

Poor guy, his smartphone’s screen must looked messed up.

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:05 am

I Am Sasha Fierce!

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:07 am

“I’ve got this wicked itch on my nose…oh crap.”

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:07 am

The iPhone 8’s new charger.

dragon22a
August 25, 2017 7:19 am

Cookie’s new rival on Empire.

mnostl32
August 25, 2017 8:11 am

I came, I saw, I did not conquer.

mnostl32
August 26, 2017 12:14 pm

Director Furie: Annnddd CUT!!! Ok team, I think we achieved worst Superman movie ever status. That’s a wrap.

mnostl32
August 26, 2017 12:16 pm

Nuclear Man 2: The Quest for Redemption

August 26, 2017 12:41 pm

Meet the new Deathstrike!
Superman: Oh (Bleep!)

August 26, 2017 12:42 pm

Coming soon Nuclear man vs. Catwoman!

August 26, 2017 12:44 pm

Like it or not we’re going with my plan… Any question?!

August 26, 2017 12:47 pm

Say hello to my new friend Superman, The Nailclaws!

mnostl32
August 26, 2017 1:54 pm

No caption can compare to these beautiful nails.

mnostl32
August 26, 2017 1:54 pm

The Miss America contest got a little carried away.

Chef_el74
August 26, 2017 4:53 pm

I get my nails done at Electro Bake! Shockingly Sexy!

superhero
August 26, 2017 5:57 pm

Static Cling

superhero
August 26, 2017 5:58 pm

Superman, wait! I chipped a nail!

superhero
August 26, 2017 6:00 pm

Worst. Villain. Ever.

butchmoore
August 26, 2017 11:37 pm

Nose picker!

ez_superman
August 27, 2017 10:48 am

Your nails have nothing on me, Shawanda!!

August 27, 2017 1:53 pm

I know this one went to market……but…

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:02 pm

‘Hey Superman, I’ve got a hang nail you wouldn’t believe!’

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:06 pm

‘How many Razzies did superman 4 get?’

Nuclear man:

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:12 pm

When you hear Lacy is more of a Wolverine kind of girl.

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:24 pm

The look you get when you didn’t notice his manicure.

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:25 pm

‘… And that, superman, was the last time I picked my nose.’

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 7:27 pm

Tonight on Behind the Music, Nine Inch Nails reveal their inspiration.

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 8:05 pm

1986: ‘Gus Gorman was the most random villain in a Superman film:

Nuclear Man: ‘hold my beer.’

sundevil82
August 27, 2017 8:11 pm

Superman: ‘dinner! Did you wash under those nails?

gonzo3249
August 28, 2017 12:35 pm

It’s all fun and games till someone breaks a nail

gonzo3249
August 28, 2017 12:35 pm

I am only helpless while my nail polish is wet

Johnjones
August 30, 2017 3:45 am

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”

JhnJhnsn2002
September 5, 2017 1:06 pm

These fingernails are going to make it really hard to set up a secret identity!

mnostl32
September 8, 2017 11:09 am

Really, what am I supposed to do with these?

mnostl32
September 8, 2017 11:11 am

I didn’t ask for these, I want a refund!

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:08 pm

Hey Superman….claws are out…meow!

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:10 pm

Nuclear Man steals Rockbiters line: They look like big strong hands, don’t they? I always thought thats what they were.

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:11 pm

Nuclear man discovers the House of Els recessive long nail jean skips a generation.

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:17 pm

While making Nuclear Man Lenny notices there is 0.57% of an element missing and decides to add tar.

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:18 pm

Nuclear man never realized his dream of becoming a Harlem Globetrotter. He could never palm a ball or spin one on his finger.

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:21 pm

Pleased with Nuclear man infecting Superman with his super scratches Lex initiates phase two of his plan to bring the planets leaders to their knees…releasing the worlds largest chalkboard

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:23 pm

Nuclear man vows never to return to this spa: I said metallic metal not silver, rahhhhhhh!!!

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:26 pm

As Nuclear Man races to the bathroom he discovers his greatest threat yet.

kal-el76
September 13, 2017 10:27 pm

All Nuclear man longs for is to embrace his creator Lex, but alas he can’t.