Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
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roy-el

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be funny or terrifying

roy-el
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roy-el

Well if Superman 5 never happens, I can get work doing commercials for Lee Press On Nails

roy-el
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roy-el

Don’t look down. Don’t look down.

Superman2878
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spidey2878

I need a manicure!

Marnoman
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Marnoman

SUPERMAN…..icure.

Bocephus
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Bocephus

Wolverine guaranteed me these were 12 inches long

Hailex
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David Stone

Cat’s Cradle anyone?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’m too sexy for my nails!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

These cuticles are divine.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Now if I could only run these fingers through my hair without getting caught

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Manicured Man

mnostl32
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mnostl32

This new super edition nail polish will leave your fingers tingling.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Botched: Black Adam episode

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Have you ever been tickled by a man with electric fingernails? Well today’s your lucky day

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“Holy crap! When I asked for cool nails I was thinking of Wolverine, not of Wonder Woman! Cannon-Films…pahh!”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Free back scratches!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

With nails like these, who needs a good movie!

Hailex
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David Stone

Worst

Villain

Ever

dragon22a
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dragon22a

The catfights on Real Housewives of Metropolis are going to be badass.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Poor guy, his smartphone’s screen must looked messed up.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

I Am Sasha Fierce!

dragon22a
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dragon22a

“I’ve got this wicked itch on my nose…oh crap.”

dragon22a
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dragon22a

The iPhone 8’s new charger.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Cookie’s new rival on Empire.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I came, I saw, I did not conquer.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Director Furie: Annnddd CUT!!! Ok team, I think we achieved worst Superman movie ever status. That’s a wrap.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Nuclear Man 2: The Quest for Redemption

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Meet the new Deathstrike!
Superman: Oh (Bleep!)

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Coming soon Nuclear man vs. Catwoman!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Like it or not we’re going with my plan… Any question?!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Say hello to my new friend Superman, The Nailclaws!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

No caption can compare to these beautiful nails.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

The Miss America contest got a little carried away.

Chef_el74
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Chef_el74

I get my nails done at Electro Bake! Shockingly Sexy!

superhero
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superhero

Static Cling

superhero
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superhero

Superman, wait! I chipped a nail!

superhero
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superhero

Worst. Villain. Ever.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

Nose picker!

ez_superman
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ez_superman

Your nails have nothing on me, Shawanda!!

genefulton99
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genefulton99

I know this one went to market……but…

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘Hey Superman, I’ve got a hang nail you wouldn’t believe!’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘How many Razzies did superman 4 get?’

Nuclear man:

sundevil82
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sundevil82

When you hear Lacy is more of a Wolverine kind of girl.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

The look you get when you didn’t notice his manicure.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

‘… And that, superman, was the last time I picked my nose.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Tonight on Behind the Music, Nine Inch Nails reveal their inspiration.

sundevil82
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sundevil82

1986: ‘Gus Gorman was the most random villain in a Superman film:

Nuclear Man: ‘hold my beer.’

sundevil82
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sundevil82

Superman: ‘dinner! Did you wash under those nails?

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

It’s all fun and games till someone breaks a nail

gonzo3249
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gonzo3249

I am only helpless while my nail polish is wet

Johnjones
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Johnjones

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

These fingernails are going to make it really hard to set up a secret identity!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Really, what am I supposed to do with these?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I didn’t ask for these, I want a refund!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Hey Superman….claws are out…meow!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Nuclear Man steals Rockbiters line: They look like big strong hands, don’t they? I always thought thats what they were.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Nuclear man discovers the House of Els recessive long nail jean skips a generation.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

While making Nuclear Man Lenny notices there is 0.57% of an element missing and decides to add tar.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Nuclear man never realized his dream of becoming a Harlem Globetrotter. He could never palm a ball or spin one on his finger.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Pleased with Nuclear man infecting Superman with his super scratches Lex initiates phase two of his plan to bring the planets leaders to their knees…releasing the worlds largest chalkboard

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Nuclear man vows never to return to this spa: I said metallic metal not silver, rahhhhhhh!!!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

As Nuclear Man races to the bathroom he discovers his greatest threat yet.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

All Nuclear man longs for is to embrace his creator Lex, but alas he can’t.