Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El.
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be funny or terrifying
Well if Superman 5 never happens, I can get work doing commercials for Lee Press On Nails
Don’t look down. Don’t look down.
I need a manicure!
SUPERMAN…..icure.
Wolverine guaranteed me these were 12 inches long
Cat’s Cradle anyone?
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I’m too sexy for my nails!
These cuticles are divine.
Now if I could only run these fingers through my hair without getting caught
Manicured Man
This new super edition nail polish will leave your fingers tingling.
Botched: Black Adam episode
Have you ever been tickled by a man with electric fingernails? Well today’s your lucky day
“Holy crap! When I asked for cool nails I was thinking of Wolverine, not of Wonder Woman! Cannon-Films…pahh!”
Free back scratches!!!
With nails like these, who needs a good movie!
Worst
Villain
Ever
The catfights on Real Housewives of Metropolis are going to be badass.
Poor guy, his smartphone’s screen must looked messed up.
I Am Sasha Fierce!
“I’ve got this wicked itch on my nose…oh crap.”
The iPhone 8’s new charger.
Cookie’s new rival on Empire.
I came, I saw, I did not conquer.
Director Furie: Annnddd CUT!!! Ok team, I think we achieved worst Superman movie ever status. That’s a wrap.
Nuclear Man 2: The Quest for Redemption
Meet the new Deathstrike!
Superman: Oh (Bleep!)
Coming soon Nuclear man vs. Catwoman!
Like it or not we’re going with my plan… Any question?!
Say hello to my new friend Superman, The Nailclaws!
No caption can compare to these beautiful nails.
The Miss America contest got a little carried away.
I get my nails done at Electro Bake! Shockingly Sexy!
Static Cling
Superman, wait! I chipped a nail!
Worst. Villain. Ever.
Nose picker!
Your nails have nothing on me, Shawanda!!
I know this one went to market……but…
‘Hey Superman, I’ve got a hang nail you wouldn’t believe!’
‘How many Razzies did superman 4 get?’
Nuclear man:
When you hear Lacy is more of a Wolverine kind of girl.
The look you get when you didn’t notice his manicure.
‘… And that, superman, was the last time I picked my nose.’
Tonight on Behind the Music, Nine Inch Nails reveal their inspiration.
1986: ‘Gus Gorman was the most random villain in a Superman film:
Nuclear Man: ‘hold my beer.’
Superman: ‘dinner! Did you wash under those nails?
It’s all fun and games till someone breaks a nail
I am only helpless while my nail polish is wet
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”
These fingernails are going to make it really hard to set up a secret identity!
Really, what am I supposed to do with these?
I didn’t ask for these, I want a refund!
Hey Superman….claws are out…meow!
Nuclear Man steals Rockbiters line: They look like big strong hands, don’t they? I always thought thats what they were.
Nuclear man discovers the House of Els recessive long nail jean skips a generation.
While making Nuclear Man Lenny notices there is 0.57% of an element missing and decides to add tar.
Nuclear man never realized his dream of becoming a Harlem Globetrotter. He could never palm a ball or spin one on his finger.
Pleased with Nuclear man infecting Superman with his super scratches Lex initiates phase two of his plan to bring the planets leaders to their knees…releasing the worlds largest chalkboard
Nuclear man vows never to return to this spa: I said metallic metal not silver, rahhhhhhh!!!
As Nuclear Man races to the bathroom he discovers his greatest threat yet.
All Nuclear man longs for is to embrace his creator Lex, but alas he can’t.