Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Superman2878:
Does this cape make me look fat?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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superhero
December 22, 2022 12:26 am

because you’re Batman!

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 10:04 pm
Reply to  superhero

Good one! 🙂

superhero
December 22, 2022 12:29 am

Hallmark cards have really taken a left turn!

superhero
December 22, 2022 12:29 am

this is for the coal you put in my stockings!

superhero
December 22, 2022 12:32 am

this settles the debate. Norman Rockwell was a Superman fan

superhero
December 22, 2022 1:06 am

by the way congratulations Spidey!

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 6:18 pm
Reply to  superhero

Thank you superhero! Very much appreciated. 😀

sundevil82
December 22, 2022 6:47 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

You will always be Spidey to us OG’s haha

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 9:56 pm
Reply to  sundevil82

Your friendly neighborhood spi…. Errr uh I mean “don’t thank me warden. We’re all part of the same team.”

lunetemperee
December 22, 2022 6:27 am

I thought you were Santa!

Carstonio
December 22, 2022 12:32 pm

No, my mother is the only real Martha!

Carstonio
December 22, 2022 12:33 pm

Damian accidentally spiked the eggnog with Red K.

Carstonio
December 22, 2022 12:34 pm

Even Superman has very low tolerance for “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.”

Last edited 9 months ago by Carstonio
Carstonio
December 22, 2022 1:48 pm

An attempt to brainwash Superman with War on Christmas paranoia backfires.

Carstonio
December 22, 2022 1:50 pm

Rescuing terrified homeowners from thugs sneaking down their chimneys at night.

Carstonio
December 22, 2022 1:53 pm

So who is Mrs. Claus – Selina, Talia or Julie? Silver’s hair would match the jacket’s white trim.

afriend
December 22, 2022 2:57 pm

“You’re not the real Santa!”

sundevil82
December 22, 2022 5:05 pm

Batman: ‘I saw Lois kissing Santa cla-‘

Supes: ‘I got your ‘Pow!’ Right here!’

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 6:18 pm

Deck the halls with this!

superhero
December 22, 2022 6:52 pm
Reply to  Superman2878

dude, you’re going to win with this one! Really clever. I hate you, Merry Christmas, LOL!

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 9:58 pm
Reply to  superhero

Hope so. Thanks! 🙂

Last edited 9 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
December 22, 2022 6:19 pm

BatSanta v Superman: Dawn of Christmas

superhero
December 22, 2022 6:39 pm

no I will not sit on your lap!

Mikes Geek World
December 22, 2022 8:08 pm

No one impersonates Santa! Naughty!

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 10:00 pm

And that’s how Superman got a lump of Kryptonite in his stocking for Christmas.

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 10:01 pm

He must be mad at Batman for using his Fortress of solitude as a toy shop.

Last edited 9 months ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
December 22, 2022 10:04 pm

POW!

Superman2878
December 22, 2022 10:08 pm

How dare you wear facial hair in front of me!

KMP
KMP
January 1, 2023 2:00 pm

What kind of Santa Claus are you supposed to be?

butchmoore
January 3, 2023 12:25 pm

“Tell me…do you Ho, Ho, Ho?”