Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Now, I lay me down to sleep…”
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!
Hey Jon Peters, here’s your damned giant spider!
Auditioning for a guest spot on American Pickers.
Prepping for John Henry Irons’ yard sale.
krypto’s fleas have really gotten out of hand
where’s neo when you need him?
Jon, If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!!!!
Lois, where did you say you left the car keys?
My kids are always leaving there toys laying around.
Superman poses for an art class.
Waste management is a job for Superman!
Those kids and their dime store junk!
next time i’m calling the ortho man.
Time to clean the storage unit!
I need a Fortress of Solitude!
I’m sick and tired of social media!
I’m putting an end to all nuclear weapons!
No more shopping on Amazon!
I’m tired of DC film failures!
Quit saying I’m boring!
Stop making fun of my briefs!
I’m way cooler than Batman!
I’m faster than the Flash!
Blocking all notifications … now!
Time for a digital detox!
Great balls of fire!
Take this Superman 3!
I love me some Heavy Metal!