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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
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Lex, want to see my new super power? Pull my finger!
I’m warning you,behave yourself!
Justice League wants you!
Tell me the truth Lex, how did you get here?!
Bruce you better not steal the Phantom zone projector again!
Mr. Snyder, you will be dearly sorry you made a Superman with no spit curl.
Do the look Stone Cold Steve Austin stole from me? OK
You ummm have a… there’s a… right on your… let me get th… ahh ok, never mind.
Burn baby burn, disco inferno
“Get Snyder out & Donner in, that’s the time when you’ll see me grin!”
Super-hologram-power? Super-Plastic-S-Shield power? Now Super-finger-is-a-gun power!!
remember- only you can prevent forest fires
Beat me to it!!
lol, i could only think of a few lines and “pull my finger” was taken
I’m a little tea pot ….
Uncle Superman Wants You!!!
Superman: Only YOU can stop the north pole from melting!
Uncle Superman wants YOU to join the Justice League Unlimited!
What you gonna do brother when the last son of Krypton runs wild on you!
Kal-El phone home.
When Superman’s yo-yo breaks it is really dangerous.
“I want the couch right there…no there.”
“No Krypto, the balls over there. Should’ve never used a white ball for fetch in the fortress.”
“Now YOU put on the Bunny Outfit!”
Nobody puts baby in the corner….even though there is nothing but corners in this place.
You can be my wingman any time.
Pull my finger!
I’ll be watching you Luthor!
YOU…happy birthday!!
Today we’re going to be talking about PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint.
Microsoft’s new slogan boy for PowerPoint.
Don’t forget to wink with the gun.
And the stare off just elevated to the next level
Don’t make me come back there!
I’m not touching you!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
I make America great again!
Suns out guns out.
23, 24, 25 .. you can do it. Feel the burn. Don’t quit now.
Do you feel lucky punk?
Oh no you didn’t!
Awww snap!
You go girl!
Party on Wayne and party on Garth!
Cause Santa Clause is watchin you! He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.
No, you’re number one!
I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse!
You’re super in my book, have a happy birthday!
Pull my finger
Come on, pull my finger. I dare you Zod!
I wouldn’t have to keep pointing if you had supervision.
Lois, your keys are right there.
First down!!
I think he ran in that direction!
I swear it’s not what you think, hey what’s that?
Krypto, SIT!
“Okay, for the last time. Put those trunks on NOW!”
So you got detention.
Let’s test your vision. Follow my finger.
Nobody…Calls Me…Injustice Superman!
Stick ’em up! You…
Hey You!
“I also shoot white-rays of my fingers!”
General Zod, you have FAILED THIS CITY!!!!
I’m not a crook
If looks could kill
I’ll be back
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it
And that’s why you should vote for me for class president
Don’t you ever call me Silly Man again
You’re lucky my finger only shoots blanks
Disco Dancing with the Stars, starring Superman
Here’s looking at you kid
So your the one who liked Superman 4
I asked you to direct a decent superman reboot and your telling me you couldn’t do that one simple thing
Come on Zod, dance off, you and me right now!
Something smells! Which one of you forgot their super deodorant?
Any one want one of these costumes? I love these things!
Keep that Snickers away from me!
Then, after his gun was empty, he just stood there like this wondering whether he should throw it, just run, or both!
GIVE. ME. MY. TRUNKS. BACK. NOW!!
“Where? Where? Over there!” he says, reluctantly playing Mxyzptlk’s game until he can figure out how to defeat him.
The beach is THAT way!
Miss Tessmacher, you leave the seat up?
Lex if you sing “It’s not easy being green kryptonite” one more time
Superman: Luther you poisonous snake!
Ursa: zzzappp! Did you see that, did you see what I did?
Superman: He wasn’t really a snake
No miss Tessmacher, you were told to go before you left, you hold it
Ahhh ahhh ah, wipe your feet before you come in, dirt shows up on everything
Lois, I saw you ease dropping in on my conversation with my father in the Richard Donner Cut, that wasn’t cool. Give me my shirt back too.
Now that I got my powers back, theres a guy in a diner who’s ass I gotta kick.
Lois, you’ve gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.
And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El
Lois, I’m going to the Daily Planet to get Lueene. I heard her say “the big ones just as strong as Superman” with that smug look. You to are going to fight her here to the death or push her into the white fog.
Be careful, I’ll turn the world back in this movie too!
General Zod with his hand out: I’m going to walk towards you like this, and if you get in my way your gonna get it.
Superman: Well I’m going to walk with my finger pointed out and if you get in my way your gonna get it.
You know Jerry Seinfeld is a huge fan of yours?
Superman: Jerry Seinfeld is a bad man, a very bad man (finger wag)
Luther you better cut out the noise, I got a souffle in the oven
Listen Christopher, I don’t think you should do Superman IV
Too late, Too late!
Luthor, your going to be a nice art addition to my wall when I freeze you in carbonate.
Lara: Then, if this is what you wish, if you intend to live your life with a mortal, you must live as a mortal.
Superman: Stop telling me what to do, I’m a grown man!
Lois Lane: I gotta admit, you know. Your disguise was nearly perfect. You had me fooled. And I am nobody’s fool, believe me.
Superman: Well obviously I can’t let you leave and tell anyone so now your my prisoner.
Kryptonian Man: Literature Lesson #35: “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer of Earth. I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree . . .
Superman: Stop wasting my time teach and and tell me how to be with an earth girl