Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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thisisajob
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thisisajob

Lex, want to see my new super power? Pull my finger!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

I’m warning you,behave yourself!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Justice League wants you!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Tell me the truth Lex, how did you get here?!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Bruce you better not steal the Phantom zone projector again!

roy-el
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roy-el

Mr. Snyder, you will be dearly sorry you made a Superman with no spit curl.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Do the look Stone Cold Steve Austin stole from me? OK

roy-el
Member
roy-el

You ummm have a… there’s a… right on your… let me get th… ahh ok, never mind.

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Burn baby burn, disco inferno

macca38
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macca38

“Get Snyder out & Donner in, that’s the time when you’ll see me grin!”

StuB
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StuB

Super-hologram-power? Super-Plastic-S-Shield power? Now Super-finger-is-a-gun power!!

superhero
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superhero

remember- only you can prevent forest fires

JasEl
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JasEl

Beat me to it!!

superhero
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superhero

lol, i could only think of a few lines and “pull my finger” was taken

Hailex
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David Stone

I’m a little tea pot ….

Hailex
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David Stone

Uncle Superman Wants You!!!

approuty
Member

Superman: Only YOU can stop the north pole from melting!

approuty
Member

Uncle Superman wants YOU to join the Justice League Unlimited!

dragon22a
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dragon22a

What you gonna do brother when the last son of Krypton runs wild on you!

dragon22a
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dragon22a

Kal-El phone home.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

When Superman’s yo-yo breaks it is really dangerous.

dragon22a
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dragon22a

“I want the couch right there…no there.”

dragon22a
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dragon22a

“No Krypto, the balls over there. Should’ve never used a white ball for fetch in the fortress.”

DW13
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DW13

“Now YOU put on the Bunny Outfit!”

ludlowd78
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ludlowd78

Nobody puts baby in the corner….even though there is nothing but corners in this place.

Superman2878
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spidey2878

You can be my wingman any time.

Superman2878
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spidey2878

Pull my finger!

Superman2878
Guest
spidey2878

I’ll be watching you Luthor!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

YOU…happy birthday!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Today we’re going to be talking about PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Microsoft’s new slogan boy for PowerPoint.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Don’t forget to wink with the gun.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

And the stare off just elevated to the next level

SuperheroPOLL
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SuperheroPOLL

Don’t make me come back there!

Superman2878
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spidey2878

I’m not touching you!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

I make America great again!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Suns out guns out.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

23, 24, 25 .. you can do it. Feel the burn. Don’t quit now.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Do you feel lucky punk?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Oh no you didn’t!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Awww snap!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

You go girl!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Party on Wayne and party on Garth!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Cause Santa Clause is watchin you! He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

No, you’re number one!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse!

jagross0325
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jagross0325

You’re super in my book, have a happy birthday!

krich2775
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krich2775

Pull my finger

lasuperfan1
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lasuperfan1

Come on, pull my finger. I dare you Zod!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I wouldn’t have to keep pointing if you had supervision.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lois, your keys are right there.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

First down!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I think he ran in that direction!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I swear it’s not what you think, hey what’s that?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Krypto, SIT!

ELKing
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ELKing

“Okay, for the last time. Put those trunks on NOW!”

Superman2878
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spidey2878

So you got detention.

Superman2878
Guest
spidey2878

Let’s test your vision. Follow my finger.

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Nobody…Calls Me…Injustice Superman!

Kalibak
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Juan Ricardo

Stick ’em up! You…

Kalibak
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Juan Ricardo

Hey You!

Kalibak
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Juan Ricardo

“I also shoot white-rays of my fingers!”

SuperFunTime
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SuperFunTime

General Zod, you have FAILED THIS CITY!!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’m not a crook

mnostl32
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mnostl32

If looks could kill

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I’ll be back

mnostl32
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mnostl32

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it

mnostl32
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mnostl32

And that’s why you should vote for me for class president

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Don’t you ever call me Silly Man again

mnostl32
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mnostl32

You’re lucky my finger only shoots blanks

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Disco Dancing with the Stars, starring Superman

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Here’s looking at you kid

berniemoonbeam
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berniemoonbeam

So your the one who liked Superman 4

berniemoonbeam
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berniemoonbeam

I asked you to direct a decent superman reboot and your telling me you couldn’t do that one simple thing

lasuperfan1
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lasuperfan1

Come on Zod, dance off, you and me right now!

lasuperfan1
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lasuperfan1

Something smells! Which one of you forgot their super deodorant?

lasuperfan1
Member
lasuperfan1

Any one want one of these costumes? I love these things!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Keep that Snickers away from me!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Then, after his gun was empty, he just stood there like this wondering whether he should throw it, just run, or both!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

GIVE. ME. MY. TRUNKS. BACK. NOW!!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

“Where? Where? Over there!” he says, reluctantly playing Mxyzptlk’s game until he can figure out how to defeat him.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

The beach is THAT way!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Miss Tessmacher, you leave the seat up?

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Lex if you sing “It’s not easy being green kryptonite” one more time

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Superman: Luther you poisonous snake!
Ursa: zzzappp! Did you see that, did you see what I did?
Superman: He wasn’t really a snake

kal-el76
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kal-el76

No miss Tessmacher, you were told to go before you left, you hold it

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Ahhh ahhh ah, wipe your feet before you come in, dirt shows up on everything

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Lois, I saw you ease dropping in on my conversation with my father in the Richard Donner Cut, that wasn’t cool. Give me my shirt back too.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Now that I got my powers back, theres a guy in a diner who’s ass I gotta kick.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Lois, you’ve gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Lois, I’m going to the Daily Planet to get Lueene. I heard her say “the big ones just as strong as Superman” with that smug look. You to are going to fight her here to the death or push her into the white fog.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Be careful, I’ll turn the world back in this movie too!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

General Zod with his hand out: I’m going to walk towards you like this, and if you get in my way your gonna get it.
Superman: Well I’m going to walk with my finger pointed out and if you get in my way your gonna get it.

kal-el76
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kal-el76

You know Jerry Seinfeld is a huge fan of yours?
Superman: Jerry Seinfeld is a bad man, a very bad man (finger wag)

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Luther you better cut out the noise, I got a souffle in the oven

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Listen Christopher, I don’t think you should do Superman IV
Too late, Too late!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Luthor, your going to be a nice art addition to my wall when I freeze you in carbonate.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Lara: Then, if this is what you wish, if you intend to live your life with a mortal, you must live as a mortal.
Superman: Stop telling me what to do, I’m a grown man!

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Lois Lane: I gotta admit, you know. Your disguise was nearly perfect. You had me fooled. And I am nobody’s fool, believe me.
Superman: Well obviously I can’t let you leave and tell anyone so now your my prisoner.

kal-el76
Member
kal-el76

Kryptonian Man: Literature Lesson #35: “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer of Earth. I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree . . .
Superman: Stop wasting my time teach and and tell me how to be with an earth girl