Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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thisisajob
August 10, 2017 12:51 am

Lex, want to see my new super power? Pull my finger!

August 10, 2017 1:11 am

I’m warning you,behave yourself!

August 10, 2017 1:12 am

Justice League wants you!

August 10, 2017 1:15 am

Tell me the truth Lex, how did you get here?!

August 10, 2017 1:16 am

Bruce you better not steal the Phantom zone projector again!

roy-el
August 10, 2017 2:22 am

Mr. Snyder, you will be dearly sorry you made a Superman with no spit curl.

roy-el
August 10, 2017 2:23 am

Do the look Stone Cold Steve Austin stole from me? OK

roy-el
August 10, 2017 2:25 am

You ummm have a… there’s a… right on your… let me get th… ahh ok, never mind.

roy-el
August 10, 2017 2:29 am

Burn baby burn, disco inferno

macca38
August 10, 2017 3:01 am

“Get Snyder out & Donner in, that’s the time when you’ll see me grin!”

StuB
August 10, 2017 4:07 am

Super-hologram-power? Super-Plastic-S-Shield power? Now Super-finger-is-a-gun power!!

superhero
August 10, 2017 4:53 am

remember- only you can prevent forest fires

JasEl
August 10, 2017 7:30 pm
Reply to  superhero

Beat me to it!!

superhero
August 10, 2017 8:26 pm
Reply to  JasEl

lol, i could only think of a few lines and “pull my finger” was taken

Hailex
August 10, 2017 6:47 am

I’m a little tea pot ….

Hailex
August 10, 2017 6:48 am

Uncle Superman Wants You!!!

approuty
August 10, 2017 7:08 am

Superman: Only YOU can stop the north pole from melting!

approuty
August 10, 2017 7:09 am

Uncle Superman wants YOU to join the Justice League Unlimited!

dragon22a
August 10, 2017 8:13 am

What you gonna do brother when the last son of Krypton runs wild on you!

dragon22a
August 10, 2017 8:14 am

Kal-El phone home.

dragon22a
August 10, 2017 8:15 am

When Superman’s yo-yo breaks it is really dangerous.

dragon22a
August 10, 2017 8:17 am

“I want the couch right there…no there.”

dragon22a
August 10, 2017 8:20 am

“No Krypto, the balls over there. Should’ve never used a white ball for fetch in the fortress.”

DW13
August 10, 2017 8:23 am

“Now YOU put on the Bunny Outfit!”

August 10, 2017 9:27 am

Nobody puts baby in the corner….even though there is nothing but corners in this place.

Superman2878
August 10, 2017 10:30 am

You can be my wingman any time.

Superman2878
August 10, 2017 10:34 am

Pull my finger!

Superman2878
August 10, 2017 10:35 am

I’ll be watching you Luthor!

Kal-Ed
August 10, 2017 12:35 pm

YOU…happy birthday!!

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 12:57 pm

Today we’re going to be talking about PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint.

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 12:58 pm

Microsoft’s new slogan boy for PowerPoint.

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 12:59 pm

Don’t forget to wink with the gun.

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 1:02 pm

And the stare off just elevated to the next level

SuperheroPOLL
August 10, 2017 1:23 pm

Don’t make me come back there!

Superman2878
August 10, 2017 2:05 pm

I’m not touching you!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:50 pm

Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:54 pm

I make America great again!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:55 pm

Suns out guns out.

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:56 pm

23, 24, 25 .. you can do it. Feel the burn. Don’t quit now.

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:57 pm

Do you feel lucky punk?

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:57 pm

Oh no you didn’t!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:58 pm

Awww snap!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 6:58 pm

You go girl!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 7:02 pm

Party on Wayne and party on Garth!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 7:04 pm

Cause Santa Clause is watchin you! He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 7:05 pm

No, you’re number one!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 7:07 pm

I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse!

jagross0325
August 10, 2017 7:09 pm

You’re super in my book, have a happy birthday!

krich2775
August 10, 2017 8:28 pm

Pull my finger

lasuperfan1
August 10, 2017 8:50 pm

Come on, pull my finger. I dare you Zod!

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:08 pm

I wouldn’t have to keep pointing if you had supervision.

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:09 pm

Lois, your keys are right there.

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:09 pm

First down!!

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:10 pm

I think he ran in that direction!

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:11 pm

I swear it’s not what you think, hey what’s that?

mnostl32
August 10, 2017 10:11 pm

Krypto, SIT!

ELKing
August 10, 2017 10:23 pm

“Okay, for the last time. Put those trunks on NOW!”

Superman2878
August 11, 2017 2:07 am

So you got detention.

Superman2878
August 11, 2017 2:10 am

Let’s test your vision. Follow my finger.

Kal-Ed
August 11, 2017 3:13 am

Nobody…Calls Me…Injustice Superman!

Kalibak
August 11, 2017 5:00 pm

Stick ’em up! You…

Kalibak
August 11, 2017 5:00 pm

Hey You!

Kalibak
August 11, 2017 5:02 pm

“I also shoot white-rays of my fingers!”

SuperFunTime
August 11, 2017 6:30 pm

General Zod, you have FAILED THIS CITY!!!!

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:15 am

I’m not a crook

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:17 am

If looks could kill

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:21 am

I’ll be back

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:23 am

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:26 am

And that’s why you should vote for me for class president

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:27 am

Don’t you ever call me Silly Man again

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:29 am

You’re lucky my finger only shoots blanks

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:33 am

Disco Dancing with the Stars, starring Superman

mnostl32
August 13, 2017 4:34 am

Here’s looking at you kid

August 14, 2017 3:26 pm

So your the one who liked Superman 4

August 14, 2017 3:29 pm

I asked you to direct a decent superman reboot and your telling me you couldn’t do that one simple thing

lasuperfan1
August 14, 2017 7:34 pm

Come on Zod, dance off, you and me right now!

lasuperfan1
August 14, 2017 7:36 pm

Something smells! Which one of you forgot their super deodorant?

lasuperfan1
August 14, 2017 7:40 pm

Any one want one of these costumes? I love these things!

lemarjones
August 14, 2017 10:17 pm

Keep that Snickers away from me!

lemarjones
August 14, 2017 10:20 pm

Then, after his gun was empty, he just stood there like this wondering whether he should throw it, just run, or both!

lemarjones
August 14, 2017 10:24 pm

GIVE. ME. MY. TRUNKS. BACK. NOW!!

lemarjones
August 14, 2017 10:28 pm

“Where? Where? Over there!” he says, reluctantly playing Mxyzptlk’s game until he can figure out how to defeat him.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:50 pm

The beach is THAT way!

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:51 pm

Miss Tessmacher, you leave the seat up?

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:52 pm

Lex if you sing “It’s not easy being green kryptonite” one more time

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:54 pm

Superman: Luther you poisonous snake!
Ursa: zzzappp! Did you see that, did you see what I did?
Superman: He wasn’t really a snake

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:55 pm

No miss Tessmacher, you were told to go before you left, you hold it

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:56 pm

Ahhh ahhh ah, wipe your feet before you come in, dirt shows up on everything

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:57 pm

Lois, I saw you ease dropping in on my conversation with my father in the Richard Donner Cut, that wasn’t cool. Give me my shirt back too.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 3:58 pm

Now that I got my powers back, theres a guy in a diner who’s ass I gotta kick.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:00 pm

Lois, you’ve gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:01 pm

And now, take my finger and swear eternal loyalty to the son of Jor-El

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:07 pm

Lois, I’m going to the Daily Planet to get Lueene. I heard her say “the big ones just as strong as Superman” with that smug look. You to are going to fight her here to the death or push her into the white fog.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:10 pm

Be careful, I’ll turn the world back in this movie too!

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:12 pm

General Zod with his hand out: I’m going to walk towards you like this, and if you get in my way your gonna get it.
Superman: Well I’m going to walk with my finger pointed out and if you get in my way your gonna get it.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:13 pm

You know Jerry Seinfeld is a huge fan of yours?
Superman: Jerry Seinfeld is a bad man, a very bad man (finger wag)

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:15 pm

Luther you better cut out the noise, I got a souffle in the oven

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:16 pm

Listen Christopher, I don’t think you should do Superman IV
Too late, Too late!

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:17 pm

Luthor, your going to be a nice art addition to my wall when I freeze you in carbonate.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:19 pm

Lara: Then, if this is what you wish, if you intend to live your life with a mortal, you must live as a mortal.
Superman: Stop telling me what to do, I’m a grown man!

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:21 pm

Lois Lane: I gotta admit, you know. Your disguise was nearly perfect. You had me fooled. And I am nobody’s fool, believe me.
Superman: Well obviously I can’t let you leave and tell anyone so now your my prisoner.

kal-el76
August 15, 2017 4:23 pm

Kryptonian Man: Literature Lesson #35: “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer of Earth. I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree . . .
Superman: Stop wasting my time teach and and tell me how to be with an earth girl