Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

robertgillis:
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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127 Comments on "Superman Homepage Caption Contest"

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kal-el76
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With slight of hand Superman pulls a cellophane S out from behind Nons ear, utilizing yet another useless power

kal-el76
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Lois grabs the remote.
Superman: Hey don’t change the channel I was watching the news
Lois: No you weren’t
Superman:……I was listening

kal-el76
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Superman Comedy Live at the Fortress Of Solitude
Hey whats the deal with earth women? Why are they always making you give up your powers, am I right?

lemarjones
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Superman rehearses his dance moves as the Justice League prepares to honor the Jackson 5.

lemarjones
Member

Then Pa points at me and says, “No! You will NOT waste you life here in Smallville becoming One Man Tow and Wrecker Service of Central Kansas, I don’t care what kind of overhead you wouldn’t have!” And the rest is history.

lemarjones
Member

No matter how hard he tries, Superman can’t get the parrot to land.
“Polly want a cracker?”
“Polly… want…a…cracker?!”
“For Rao’s SAKE! COME GET THE BLASTED CRACKER!!!”

mnostl32
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The gym is that way!

spidey2878
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Poses in front of a mirror.
” I don’t think this realistic look is working for me. I should just go back to my hopeful smiling look instead.”

spidey2878
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Put that blue filter down.

approuty
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Mr. Synder, you are fired!!! Darkness and Superman do not mix!

kal-el76
Member

Stop right there Arctic Police, get out of my fortress and don’t come back until you get a warrant.

kal-el76
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Not another word about my pit stains

kal-el76
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Donner: Cut! Ok Christopher this time I want you to point even harder and I want your facial expression to be mad, sulky, dark, etched, glowering and sullen all at the same time…..good…yes thats it!

kal-el76
Member

No Zod, the saying on earth is “you smelt it you dealt it” and for the last time its not the planet Houston!

kal-el76
Member

Before cell phones, Christopher’s diva ways went undocumented: Ok, I heard that. Who made the comment about the underwear on the outside? Hackman..no, Kidder, Unsworth, O’Halloran I know you can talk….Dick I’ll be in my dressing room.

kal-el76
Member

Used to play statue as a kid, never was very good at it

kal-el76
Member

Zod: Your powers are identical to mine, but we are three, we could tear you limb from limb
Lex: Do it your grace, just grab a leg and make a wish
Superman: How about I split you in two? I’ll drop half in Cuba, half in Australia

spidey2878
Member

Lois: Um Superman, you need to smile more. You are starting to scare people with this serious look you have.

mnostl32
Member

Do not bring up Superman 3 again!

mnostl32
Member

Why do you keep on asking me if I ate your waffles?

mnostl32
Member

I am the super ninja warrior!

mnostl32
Member

Did you just touch my drum sticks?

kal-el76
Member

Steeeerikkkke 3!

kal-el76
Member

Maria, I have kryptonian’s guests coming tonight and I need the entire fortress cleaned by the time I fight in Metropolis, get crushed by a bus and lead them back here for a final showdown.

kal-el76
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Maria, when cleaning today, pay special attention to the burnt out crystal control panel, I don’t want to be accused of being scruffy.

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