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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
I must eat more fiber!
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Jon: Dad went to space without me??? Awww I wanted to go too! I never get to go anywhere.
Lois: It’s ok. There there.
We’ve disappointed Dean Cain!
is that the new apple watch?
“But Ma, I thought Superman fans would be less homophobic and awful.” “I know son. But take heart. It’s not all of them. It’s not even most of them. It’s a vocal few. They’re on the wrong side of history. One day, if we’re patient enough, if we fight hard enough, this won’t stand.” “But I’m already in the future. Shouldn’t it be that way now?” “Yes it should. But it’s not. So we fight on. But don’t forget your greatest strength, aside from your love of others.” “What’s that?” “That S. It tells everyone who looks at you, who… Read more »
rolls right off the tongue! ☺ lol
Yeah, wish it could be more funny. 😉
don’t worry, in a few more hours you can go trick or treating
It’s okay, Jon. I’m sure Damian was just teasing when he called you a “weeny baby.”
Lois: Don’t worry, Jon. The Synder Bro bigots are being banned as we speak.
Sorry, Mom…I didn’t make the Snyder Cut.
Don’t worry, Jon. We’ll tell your dad we ate the pie.
it’s ok, you can go with mr. shatner next time
I hope he comes back, too.
Jonathan: It’s not fair mom! Why does Jorden get all the super powers? I have a super suit, so why can’t I fly too?
Lois: It’s ok son.
Lois: “Seems like just yesterday you were a bright eyed little kid having adventures with your father and cranky Robin.”
Jon: “It basically was just yesterday. Before the dark times. Before Bendis.”
Jon: Krypto flew away again Mom!
Lois: It’s ok. He’ll come back.
Why didn’t dad leave me the key to the Fortress of Solitude? I only threw a party there once!
I thought it was a costume party.
Hate to break it to you kiddo, but you’re to old for trick or treating.
“Someday, your prince will come…”
I thought the Great Pumkin was real…..
i didn’t realize comic-con was last weekend!
Lois: Somewhere over the rainbow
Jon: The Wizard of Oz? Seriously?
Lois: Well we are in Kansas.
A news reporter wanted to interview me because he thought I was Shazam.
No one can put an end to bullying.
Damien let me drive his dad’s car, and I totaled it…… Batman is going to be so mad at me.
It’s ok Jon. I’m sure DCFandome will have more Superman content next year.
He’s so much like you, Clark.
I wish you were here, Clark.
Where is truth and justice now?
What happened to decency?
Kryptonite takes many forms.
A Superman isn’t truly invulnerable.
We need hope more than ever.
The heart wants what it wants.
Don’t forget the meaning of that symbol.
I see a stain on our flag.
The fabric of our flag seems torn.
So much hate in this world.
Time heals all wounds.
You’re entitled to your emotions.
Pity those who spread hate, son.
The world will always need a Superman.
It’s 1938, again.
Why must it be this way?
Some evil is hidden, unfortunately.
And the world keeps revolving on its axis, son.
Someday you will be able to wear the red trunks.
It’s ok honey, trust me, no one will remember you had toilet paper hanging out of your pants.
I missed DCFandome because of my chores.
It’s ok Jon. I’m sure your father won’t notice that you accidentally plowed half the crops and that you lost all of the cows……
Lois: Stop slouching Jon. Sit up.
Jon: I don’t want to.
Lois: Fix your posture.
Jon: No.