Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Da Puertorican:
I must eat more fiber!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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October 14, 2021 12:34 am

Jon: Dad went to space without me??? Awww I wanted to go too! I never get to go anywhere.

Lois: It’s ok. There there.

October 14, 2021 12:56 am

We’ve disappointed Dean Cain!

October 14, 2021 11:54 am

is that the new apple watch?

neal bailey
October 14, 2021 1:27 pm

“But Ma, I thought Superman fans would be less homophobic and awful.” “I know son. But take heart. It’s not all of them. It’s not even most of them. It’s a vocal few. They’re on the wrong side of history. One day, if we’re patient enough, if we fight hard enough, this won’t stand.” “But I’m already in the future. Shouldn’t it be that way now?” “Yes it should. But it’s not. So we fight on. But don’t forget your greatest strength, aside from your love of others.” “What’s that?” “That S. It tells everyone who looks at you, who… Read more »

Last edited 1 year ago by Neal Bailey
October 14, 2021 4:49 pm
Reply to  neal bailey

rolls right off the tongue! ☺ lol

neal bailey
October 14, 2021 5:18 pm
Reply to  superhero

Yeah, wish it could be more funny. 😉

October 14, 2021 4:55 pm

don’t worry, in a few more hours you can go trick or treating

Steve Eden
October 14, 2021 5:23 pm

It’s okay, Jon. I’m sure Damian was just teasing when he called you a “weeny baby.”

October 14, 2021 6:25 pm

Lois: Don’t worry, Jon. The Synder Bro bigots are being banned as we speak.

October 14, 2021 7:59 pm

Sorry, Mom…I didn’t make the Snyder Cut.

October 14, 2021 8:02 pm

Don’t worry, Jon. We’ll tell your dad we ate the pie.

October 14, 2021 9:30 pm

it’s ok, you can go with mr. shatner next time

October 15, 2021 12:12 pm

I hope he comes back, too.

October 15, 2021 1:37 pm

Jonathan: It’s not fair mom! Why does Jorden get all the super powers? I have a super suit, so why can’t I fly too?

Lois: It’s ok son.

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
October 15, 2021 2:34 pm

Lois: “Seems like just yesterday you were a bright eyed little kid having adventures with your father and cranky Robin.”

Jon: “It basically was just yesterday. Before the dark times. Before Bendis.”

October 15, 2021 11:15 pm

Jon: Krypto flew away again Mom!

Lois: It’s ok. He’ll come back.

October 15, 2021 11:17 pm

Why didn’t dad leave me the key to the Fortress of Solitude? I only threw a party there once!

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
October 15, 2021 11:24 pm

I thought it was a costume party.

October 15, 2021 11:33 pm

Hate to break it to you kiddo, but you’re to old for trick or treating.

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
October 16, 2021 8:14 am

“Someday, your prince will come…”

October 16, 2021 8:42 am

I thought the Great Pumkin was real…..

October 16, 2021 3:28 pm

i didn’t realize comic-con was last weekend!

October 16, 2021 6:49 pm

Lois: Somewhere over the rainbow
Jon: The Wizard of Oz? Seriously?
Lois: Well we are in Kansas.

October 16, 2021 7:38 pm

A news reporter wanted to interview me because he thought I was Shazam.

October 16, 2021 7:43 pm

No one can put an end to bullying.

October 16, 2021 11:06 pm

Damien let me drive his dad’s car, and I totaled it…… Batman is going to be so mad at me.

October 16, 2021 11:14 pm

It’s ok Jon. I’m sure DCFandome will have more Superman content next year.

Last edited 1 year ago by Superman2878
October 18, 2021 7:24 am

He’s so much like you, Clark.

October 18, 2021 7:25 am

I wish you were here, Clark.

October 18, 2021 7:27 am

Where is truth and justice now?

October 18, 2021 7:28 am

What happened to decency?

October 18, 2021 7:30 am

Kryptonite takes many forms.

Last edited 1 year ago by supermanofreno
October 18, 2021 7:32 am

A Superman isn’t truly invulnerable.

October 18, 2021 7:33 am

We need hope more than ever.

October 18, 2021 7:34 am

The heart wants what it wants.

October 18, 2021 7:35 am

Don’t forget the meaning of that symbol.

October 18, 2021 7:37 am

I see a stain on our flag.

October 18, 2021 7:38 am

The fabric of our flag seems torn.

October 18, 2021 7:40 am

So much hate in this world.

October 18, 2021 7:40 am

Time heals all wounds.

October 18, 2021 7:42 am

You’re entitled to your emotions.

October 18, 2021 7:43 am

Pity those who spread hate, son.

October 18, 2021 7:44 am

The world will always need a Superman.

October 18, 2021 7:45 am

It’s 1938, again.

October 18, 2021 7:46 am

Why must it be this way?

October 18, 2021 7:48 am

Some evil is hidden, unfortunately.

October 18, 2021 7:50 am

And the world keeps revolving on its axis, son.

October 18, 2021 8:19 am

Someday you will be able to wear the red trunks.

October 18, 2021 1:46 pm

It’s ok honey, trust me, no one will remember you had toilet paper hanging out of your pants.

Last edited 1 year ago by mnostl32
October 18, 2021 3:38 pm

I missed DCFandome because of my chores.

October 18, 2021 3:47 pm

It’s ok Jon. I’m sure your father won’t notice that you accidentally plowed half the crops and that you lost all of the cows……

October 18, 2021 3:58 pm

Lois: Stop slouching Jon. Sit up.
Jon: I don’t want to.
Lois: Fix your posture.
Jon: No.