Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

superhero:
It wasn’t me!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
September 9, 2021 3:11 am

There’s the paycheck, right over there… I think they forgot a zero.

Bass R
September 9, 2021 7:54 am

I will be furthering my football career at the University of Alabama.

superhero
September 9, 2021 8:39 am

i’m what they call “fly”

superhero
September 9, 2021 8:51 am

i’m so pretty

approuty
September 9, 2021 9:11 am

I have an announcement to make. I’m no longer the last survivor of Krypton. Behold! My cousin, Supergirl, the last daughter of krypton!

gusrobledo
September 9, 2021 10:28 am

I would like to announce that I am running for President.

Last edited 16 days ago by gusrobledo
Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:38 pm

Superman, you just saved the world from Darkside. What are you going to do now?

Superman: I’m going to Disney World!

Last edited 16 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:42 pm

Whoever owns the red Jeep, your alarm is going.

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:43 pm

The Loooove boat!

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:45 pm

I am Clark Kent!

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:50 pm

Can I get a taller microphone please? I’m 6’4 and this mic is to short.

Last edited 16 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 9, 2021 12:55 pm

45,45 do I hear a 50? 50, 55. 55 going once, going twice sold!

Last edited 16 days ago by Superman2878
sundevil82
September 9, 2021 5:05 pm

‘The new superman is… Jonah hill!’

IYKYK

sundevil82
September 9, 2021 5:05 pm

‘I’m just here for the paycheck’

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 6:34 pm

Superman, is it true that at one point you had grown a mustache?

Superman: No comment.

Did you grow a mullet?

Superman: No comment.

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 6:37 pm

Superman: I’m going to visit Martha’s Vineyard.

Superman, why’d you say that name?

Superman2878
September 9, 2021 6:42 pm

I’m not going to smile,I’m not going to smile,I’m not going to smile…..Must resist urge to smile.

butchmoore
September 10, 2021 12:52 am

“Next question! Miss Lane from the Daily Planet!”

Kal-el86
September 10, 2021 3:06 am

Mmm…A pretzel stand.

lunetemperee
September 10, 2021 4:37 am

Would it really help if I picture them naked? Well, I can see through clothes…

superhero
September 10, 2021 12:47 pm

ladies…

superhero
September 10, 2021 12:52 pm

eat your heart out

Da Puertorican
September 11, 2021 9:06 pm

Smile for the camera…. hmm….
I should probably do this while flying in space!

Superman2878
September 12, 2021 12:32 am

I should relax. No one knows that I’m Clark Kent……Great Scott!!! Is this thing on???!!!

Superman2878
September 12, 2021 12:36 am

Superman: So you all want to know my greatest secret? It’s ( microphone malfunctions)
Speak up! We can’t hear you Superman!
Superman: And that’s my greatest secret. Thank you. Good bye.

Last edited 14 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 12, 2021 12:37 am

I’m Batman!

Superman2878
September 12, 2021 12:39 am

Look ma, I’m on tv!

superhero
September 12, 2021 2:40 pm

gold standard

Superman2878
September 12, 2021 7:14 pm

Price check on prune juice, aisle 4. Price check on prune juice, aisle 4.

Last edited 13 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
September 12, 2021 8:30 pm

Who will Superman give the rose to? Lois? Or Lana? Find out tonight on the bachelor.

MattComics
September 14, 2021 3:21 pm

I endorse Goldie Wilson for Mayor of Hill Valley because he will bring us back to the future.

Last edited 11 days ago by MattComics
superhero
September 14, 2021 4:18 pm
Reply to  MattComics

i like the sound of that☺

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:29 am

My career is ruined

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:30 am

Marlon Brando sucks

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:31 am

I’m tired of the gym

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:32 am

This suit is too tight

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:33 am

I’m sick of smiling

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:34 am

I see Krypto

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:35 am

Who is Doomsday?

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:36 am

I’m hungry

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:37 am

I miss Richard Donner

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:39 am

Do I bleed?

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:39 am

Is that a comic shop?

supermanofreno
September 15, 2021 2:41 am

Was that the Flash?

mnostl32
September 15, 2021 3:28 pm

If you vote for me for class president, I promise I will bring back Twinkies to the cafeteria.

mnostl32
September 15, 2021 3:29 pm

Why aren’t they cheering!

mnostl32
September 15, 2021 3:32 pm

I hate public speaking. What did Lois say again? Right, just imagine they’re all in their underwear.

mnostl32
September 15, 2021 3:33 pm

I don’t have to pretend they’re in their underwear, I can actually see them in their underwear.

mnostl32
September 15, 2021 3:34 pm

Superman’s fear of public speaking got the best of him and he stood there for 2 hours saying nothing.

supermanofreno
September 16, 2021 6:09 am

Need a new suit

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:36 pm

Superman: She wears pink…I also like pink very much

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:37 pm

Superman: Jimmy stop shouting “way to go Superman” it’s distracting.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:40 pm

Superman thinking to himself: How dare you steal my thunder Gus Gorman

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:44 pm

There will be the Snyder and Donner cuts, there will be those cuts when the people of the world want it so badly, that the studios will have no choice but to give it to them. I wish you could see the directors cuts the way I see it. Because when you really look at it, it’s just one multi universe.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:45 pm

Karaoke announcer: And here to perform REM’s “I am Superman”…..Superman!!!

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:54 pm

Superman’s best man speech: Loyal, caring, heroic, honest, a great man….but thats enough about me, I’m here to give a speech about Jimmy.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:55 pm

Superman’s best man speech: The couple have asked I don’t talk about Jimmy’s mishaps, mistakes, embarrassing moments or ex-girlfriends. So thanks for listening everyone, that’s it from me!

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:57 pm

Ladies and gentleman, I’m so happy to be the keynote speaker at your corporate event. Lexcorp seems to be a rising company that will help people everywhere.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:58 pm

Initially I wasn’t going to speak at Wayne Enterprises corporate retreat but then Bruce reminded me both our moms are named Martha

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 1:58 pm

Thank you for coming today. Effective immediately I will be growing a moustache.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:00 pm

Thanks for your attendance today. Zod was right, your planet is beginning to bore me, I’m leaving this rock for good, see ya….

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:01 pm

The truth is…I am Iron Man

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:02 pm

The truth is Warner Brothers have screwed this franchise up multiple times, I am leaving for Marvel

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:03 pm

What can I say about my new bride Lana. Brad you drunk bastard, I won suck it!

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:05 pm

Superman zoom calling from the upper atmosphere: can you hear me?

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:06 pm

Reporter: In Superman the Movie you let Lois die while you were miles away admiring your rescues, how do you live with yourself?

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:09 pm

Reporter: Superman you interfered with human history, something that is forbidden, how do you respond?

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:11 pm

Annoyed with the reporters Superman vaporizes them until only Lois is left. Superman: Lois whats your question?
Lois: Oh my god, why did you just do that?

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:12 pm

Superman gets out of the saving business and becomes a roady for a Smallville band.

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:13 pm

Welcome to the first Superman music fest. Metropolis, are you ready to rock?!! I said are you ready to ROCK!!!

kal-el76
September 16, 2021 2:23 pm

42 years later Superman is rightfully given the medal for saving Air Force one originally given to the pilot and co-pilot.
Co-Pilot: What the hell, I got my medal taken back, what the hells going on?

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:53 am

I bit my tongue!

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:54 am

My tooth hurts

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:55 am

Is my neck too big?

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:56 am

Where’s my Fortress key?

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:57 am

Who wrote this script?

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 1:58 am

They keep pulling me back in

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 4:40 am

Comics are 60 cents now

supermanofreno
September 17, 2021 4:42 am

I miss the 70s

svillar13
September 18, 2021 8:48 am

It [was] me!

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:30 am

What would Batman do?

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:31 am

Is that Adam West?

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:32 am

I’m George Washington

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:35 am

I smell bacon

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:37 am

Time for a joke

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:38 am

Time to learn Spanish

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:41 am

Did I turn off the stove?

supermanofreno
September 19, 2021 8:42 am

I drank too much coffee

supermanofreno
September 20, 2021 7:53 am

I’m so hungry!

supermanofreno
September 20, 2021 7:55 am

Should’ve stopped at Superman II

supermanofreno
September 20, 2021 7:56 am

I like Michael Keaton

supermanofreno
September 21, 2021 9:22 am

I’m craving chocolate

supermanofreno
September 24, 2021 10:55 pm

I need sunglasses

supermanofreno
September 24, 2021 10:56 pm

Too many beans

supermanofreno
September 24, 2021 10:56 pm

Is that a dog whistle?

supermanofreno
September 24, 2021 10:57 pm

What’s my line?

supermanofreno
September 24, 2021 10:58 pm

I’m super hungry

supermanofreno
September 26, 2021 1:56 am

I’m Somewhere in Time

supermanofreno
September 26, 2021 1:57 am

I feel like a Monsignor

supermanofreno
September 26, 2021 2:00 am

Feels like a Deathtrap