Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
It wasn’t me!
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There’s the paycheck, right over there… I think they forgot a zero.
I will be furthering my football career at the University of Alabama.
i’m what they call “fly”
i’m so pretty
I have an announcement to make. I’m no longer the last survivor of Krypton. Behold! My cousin, Supergirl, the last daughter of krypton!
I would like to announce that I am running for President.
Superman, you just saved the world from Darkside. What are you going to do now?
Superman: I’m going to Disney World!
Whoever owns the red Jeep, your alarm is going.
The Loooove boat!
I am Clark Kent!
Can I get a taller microphone please? I’m 6’4 and this mic is to short.
45,45 do I hear a 50? 50, 55. 55 going once, going twice sold!
‘The new superman is… Jonah hill!’
IYKYK
‘I’m just here for the paycheck’
Superman, is it true that at one point you had grown a mustache?
Superman: No comment.
Did you grow a mullet?
Superman: No comment.
Superman: I’m going to visit Martha’s Vineyard.
Superman, why’d you say that name?
I’m not going to smile,I’m not going to smile,I’m not going to smile…..Must resist urge to smile.
“Next question! Miss Lane from the Daily Planet!”
Mmm…A pretzel stand.
Would it really help if I picture them naked? Well, I can see through clothes…
ladies…
eat your heart out
Smile for the camera…. hmm….
I should probably do this while flying in space!
I should relax. No one knows that I’m Clark Kent……Great Scott!!! Is this thing on???!!!
Superman: So you all want to know my greatest secret? It’s ( microphone malfunctions)
Speak up! We can’t hear you Superman!
Superman: And that’s my greatest secret. Thank you. Good bye.
I’m Batman!
Look ma, I’m on tv!
gold standard
Price check on prune juice, aisle 4. Price check on prune juice, aisle 4.
Who will Superman give the rose to? Lois? Or Lana? Find out tonight on the bachelor.
I endorse Goldie Wilson for Mayor of Hill Valley because he will bring us back to the future.
i like the sound of that☺
My career is ruined
Marlon Brando sucks
I’m tired of the gym
This suit is too tight
I’m sick of smiling
I see Krypto
Who is Doomsday?
I’m hungry
I miss Richard Donner
Do I bleed?
Is that a comic shop?
Was that the Flash?
If you vote for me for class president, I promise I will bring back Twinkies to the cafeteria.
Why aren’t they cheering!
I hate public speaking. What did Lois say again? Right, just imagine they’re all in their underwear.
I don’t have to pretend they’re in their underwear, I can actually see them in their underwear.
Superman’s fear of public speaking got the best of him and he stood there for 2 hours saying nothing.
Need a new suit
Superman: She wears pink…I also like pink very much
Superman: Jimmy stop shouting “way to go Superman” it’s distracting.
Superman thinking to himself: How dare you steal my thunder Gus Gorman
There will be the Snyder and Donner cuts, there will be those cuts when the people of the world want it so badly, that the studios will have no choice but to give it to them. I wish you could see the directors cuts the way I see it. Because when you really look at it, it’s just one multi universe.
Karaoke announcer: And here to perform REM’s “I am Superman”…..Superman!!!
Superman’s best man speech: Loyal, caring, heroic, honest, a great man….but thats enough about me, I’m here to give a speech about Jimmy.
Superman’s best man speech: The couple have asked I don’t talk about Jimmy’s mishaps, mistakes, embarrassing moments or ex-girlfriends. So thanks for listening everyone, that’s it from me!
Ladies and gentleman, I’m so happy to be the keynote speaker at your corporate event. Lexcorp seems to be a rising company that will help people everywhere.
Initially I wasn’t going to speak at Wayne Enterprises corporate retreat but then Bruce reminded me both our moms are named Martha
Thank you for coming today. Effective immediately I will be growing a moustache.
Thanks for your attendance today. Zod was right, your planet is beginning to bore me, I’m leaving this rock for good, see ya….
The truth is…I am Iron Man
The truth is Warner Brothers have screwed this franchise up multiple times, I am leaving for Marvel
What can I say about my new bride Lana. Brad you drunk bastard, I won suck it!
Superman zoom calling from the upper atmosphere: can you hear me?
Reporter: In Superman the Movie you let Lois die while you were miles away admiring your rescues, how do you live with yourself?
Reporter: Superman you interfered with human history, something that is forbidden, how do you respond?
Annoyed with the reporters Superman vaporizes them until only Lois is left. Superman: Lois whats your question?
Lois: Oh my god, why did you just do that?
Superman gets out of the saving business and becomes a roady for a Smallville band.
Welcome to the first Superman music fest. Metropolis, are you ready to rock?!! I said are you ready to ROCK!!!
42 years later Superman is rightfully given the medal for saving Air Force one originally given to the pilot and co-pilot.
Co-Pilot: What the hell, I got my medal taken back, what the hells going on?
I bit my tongue!
My tooth hurts
Is my neck too big?
Where’s my Fortress key?
Who wrote this script?
They keep pulling me back in
Comics are 60 cents now
I miss the 70s
It [was] me!
What would Batman do?
Is that Adam West?
I’m George Washington
I smell bacon
Time for a joke
Time to learn Spanish
Did I turn off the stove?
I drank too much coffee
I’m so hungry!
Should’ve stopped at Superman II
I like Michael Keaton
I’m craving chocolate
I need sunglasses
Too many beans
Is that a dog whistle?
What’s my line?
I’m super hungry
I’m Somewhere in Time
I feel like a Monsignor
Feels like a Deathtrap
I’m Kryptonian/Bostonian