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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Things took a surprise turn on last night’s “Dancing With the Stars”.
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here is my caption
No, Lois! The groom shouldn’t see the bride before the wedding!
Damn it Lois, lay off the cauliflower!
The Omniverse! Everything counts but nothing makes any sense!
Superman:Why did that black and white cat spray me Lois?
Lois: It’s a skunk Clark
The downside to super hearing is being able to hear Lois’s shrill voice scream Superman all the time.
Lois pepper sprays Superman: “Sorry I thought you were a creeper”
Superman reenacts the “hot water burn baby scene” from Rainman
Superman sets the Kryptonian record for wall chair sit.
Superman experiences his first kidney stone
Lois, did you know you spit when you talk?
Lois: Eat your veggies
Clark can’t get out of his mind a wrinkly naked Perry White strutting around the Daily Planet gym.
An embarrassed Superman summons Lois to fetch his back up red underwear.
Lois: They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
Dean has an anxiety attack at the mere thought of the Josh Whedon Justice League
It wasn’t *that* bad!
Clark does not approve of her perfume!
Doh! I was supposed to slick my hair as Clark and where it loose as Superman!
“No! No! No! I refuse to make a guest appearance on ‘Desperate Housewives!”
I’m allergic to shellfish!
I had a bean burrito!
It’s a dog whistle!
Super groin injury!
I have a super toothache!
I had Kung Pao Chicken!
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos!
I touched dry ice!
Batman is so mean to me!
It’s another leg cramp!
Over 50 Batman titles in one month! WHY?!
I can’t remember the capital of Nevada!
Green Lantern is so arrogant!
Where is my birth certificate?
Where is my wallet?
Why is my Facebook deactivated?
Allergies are killing me!
No more flying under the influence!
Thong underwear is not for me!
get me some water…i swallowed a bug!
ok, uncle! i admit i’m ticklish there
lois, that’s not how you check a pulse!
What is the name of that song?
How can I outrun the Flash?
Why can’t I wear boxers?
Superman: Eeek! Kryptonite!
Lois: It’s a kind of luggage Superman. It’s not Kryptonite.
Lois: Did you read the new Martha Stewart catalog?
Superman: Martha?Why did you say that name?
Lois showed Superman how she really mastered the Kryptonian “Death Grip”.
Why did I use Gorilla Glue on my hair, now it won’t come out!!
I can’t get that song out of my head!
I can’t talk to the fish like Aquaman!
I know I’ll be typecast!
A new Superman title each week is too much!
Pluto is still a planet to me!
Where’s your mask?? Where’s your mask?!?!!!
Where’s my mask?!! Where’s YOUR mask?!!