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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Should I have chosen x-ray vision?
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Zod: *sniff* Is that Old Spice?
So Andre the Giant had Hulk Hogan in a headlock like this, see…
Is Zack Snyder directing? Please don’t snap my neck!!
“Hello I’m Tony Schiavone and we are live at The Fortress Of Solitude for the greatest night in our sport!”
Getting a grip on Covid like …
Jim Ross: BY GAWD! Superman has Zod in a chokehold!
Zod: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!
Zod: Please don’t! No! No! No!
Superman: You ready!?
Zod: No! Don’t!
Superman: ( *noogie!* )
(Supes) People that are encouraging people to get the vaccine to end the pandemic versus Covid deniers that refuse to wear a mask or get vaccinated (Zod).
Comeback for being spoiled Superman & Lois. *forces the other to watch clip from the next episode!*
Zod: I don’t want the vaccine!
TONIGHT ON WWE SMACKDOWN! Superman VS Zod!
Being forced to watch a Justin Bieber music video.
Superman: Your mother’s name is not Martha – say it!
TAKE IT IN… “Shmell it”!!
things took a surprise turn on last night’s dancing with the stars
I’m The Man and Don’t You Forget!!
Superman: Say it! Say it!!!
Zod: I’m your Uncle!!!
Superman: Wait! You’re my what???
Zod: I didn’t know that you were a chiropractor Superman.
Superman: I’m not. But I did stay at a Holiday In.
He said cut! You can let go now!!!
Make fun of my wearing underwear on the outside again!
Don’t ever talk about my mother!
What made you say the name Martha!
I get it! You stay in character!
Superman is better than Batman!
Don’t ever mention Brando!
Don’t ever wear faux leather!
Still like doing your own stunts?
Still think it’s a bodysuit?
Why didn’t you work out like me?
Donner’s cut is better!
$250,000 was all I could get!
Give me your agent’s name!
Yes, I’m doing Somewhere in Time!
Richard Pryor? Are you crazy?
I won’t do Pretty Woman!
Where is Krypto?
Where’s my cousin?
No comparisons to the Hulk and Thor!
Who’s your daddy??
Kryptonian Jiu Jitsu class
Ok class, once you got your partner in a good solid lock go ahead and snap their neck.
Superman tries to make Lois jealous: Gosh darn it she’s not even looking
Superman looking for Lois to tag in but she just shakes her head.
Kyptonian Olympic commentator: “We’ll come back to our main wrestling event after the break. Later in the show we’ll talk to Lois who beat Ursa and the explosive allegation by her coach Lex the match was rigged by her coach Superman. The accusation is he switched it, he did it to them, I mean the lights were on out here while he was safe in there.”
Kryptionian Olympics: Now representing Kandor in the Standing Fortress Long Jump is Non. Here he goes… and..oh no…he’s lost his powers and fallen into the Fortress Pit. Wow a disqualification for Non, what an upset.
Superman: Aaaandd, your also going to apologize to Jimmy and get him a new camera.
This is why Christopher Reeve has pit stains when he throws Zod
Zod: Does S stand for hope?
Superman: No it stands for sleeper hold, sssshhhh, go to sleep
After 15 takes Christopher begins to get severe whisker burn
In an ad lib that did not make the Donner cut Christopher suggest maybe Superman shanks Zod
I said take your boots off, you’ll stain the snow
Up next on Kryptonian Cribs Zod disses Superman’s digs. Zod: “its scruffy looking, no style at all”
“Good afternoon Mr. President, sorry I’ve been away so long, I’ve brought you a present, as many free shots as you want, and I won’t let you down again”
With no powers Zod resorts to a primal defence system crying and urinating on his enemy
All of a sudden a light goes on and Superman thinks of Rocky, I’ll deal him later
Ursa: Release the General, or we’ll tear her apart!
Superman: Go ahead, I don’t like her meat anyway
Ursa: Release the General, or we’ll tear her apart!
Superman: Go ahead, she barely appears in Superman III
Superman V Roadhouse – Superman aka Dalton Kent removes a disorderly politely until he can’t be polite anymore.
Salkinds: Release Terrence or we’ll tear Donner apart!
Reeve: Alright
Salkinds: Good, Christopher will be our Superman…forever..fire the rest, starting with this one (pointing at Donner)
Superman performs the Kryptonian Heimlich
Donner: Chris what are you doing? Let him go
Christopher: I want my name first in the credits
Superman lectures Zod on heat vision accidents “only you can prevent fortress fires”
Lois: Why are you so angry?
Superman: Because now they know where I live and I’m going to have destroy my home by staring intently at it.
Houston boy: Please Superman, please put that mister down
Ursa: He’s a General
Houston Boy: Please put that General down
It’s Reeve, not Reeves!
I know a kiss can’t erase memory!
I know Jeff East’s nose looked terrible!
Yes, I’ll be selling lingerie!
Here’s an offer you can’t refuse!
Don’t call me Superboy!
Yes, I’m doing Monsignor!
DC is better than Marvel!
I’m stronger than Shazam!
Here’s the most powerful weapon in the Universe!
Don’t make me turn back time!
Where are my underoos?