Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

supermanofreno:
Should I have chosen x-ray vision?
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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afriend
July 22, 2021 12:38 am

Zod: *sniff* Is that Old Spice?

afriend
July 22, 2021 12:39 am

So Andre the Giant had Hulk Hogan in a headlock like this, see…

GodzillaofSteel
July 22, 2021 3:46 am

Is Zack Snyder directing? Please don’t snap my neck!!

MattComics
July 22, 2021 9:19 am

“Hello I’m Tony Schiavone and we are live at The Fortress Of Solitude for the greatest night in our sport!”

johnny
July 22, 2021 11:22 am

Getting a grip on Covid like …

BBally
July 22, 2021 12:41 pm

Jim Ross: BY GAWD! Superman has Zod in a chokehold!

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:28 pm

Zod: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:30 pm

Zod: Please don’t! No! No! No!
Superman: You ready!?
Zod: No! Don’t!
Superman: ( *noogie!* )

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:32 pm

(Supes) People that are encouraging people to get the vaccine to end the pandemic versus Covid deniers that refuse to wear a mask or get vaccinated (Zod).

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:37 pm

Comeback for being spoiled Superman & Lois. *forces the other to watch clip from the next episode!*

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:39 pm

Zod: I don’t want the vaccine!

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:40 pm

TONIGHT ON WWE SMACKDOWN! Superman VS Zod!

Supereyes
July 22, 2021 1:52 pm

Being forced to watch a Justin Bieber music video.

kaleldpn
July 22, 2021 2:39 pm

Superman: Your mother’s name is not Martha – say it!

Da Puertorican
July 22, 2021 2:55 pm

TAKE IT IN… “Shmell it”!!

superhero
July 22, 2021 4:51 pm

things took a surprise turn on last night’s dancing with the stars

Last edited 13 days ago by superhero
CPugsl
July 22, 2021 5:44 pm

I’m The Man and Don’t You Forget!!

Superman2878
July 22, 2021 6:11 pm

Superman: Say it! Say it!!!
Zod: I’m your Uncle!!!
Superman: Wait! You’re my what???

Superman2878
July 22, 2021 6:16 pm

Zod: I didn’t know that you were a chiropractor Superman.
Superman: I’m not. But I did stay at a Holiday In.

Last edited 13 days ago by Superman2878
Superman2878
July 22, 2021 6:18 pm

He said cut! You can let go now!!!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 4:27 am

Make fun of my wearing underwear on the outside again!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 4:36 am

Don’t ever talk about my mother!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 4:37 am

What made you say the name Martha!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 4:39 am

I get it! You stay in character!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 4:40 am

Superman is better than Batman!

supermanofreno
July 25, 2021 7:56 pm

Don’t ever mention Brando!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:08 am

Don’t ever wear faux leather!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:10 am

Still like doing your own stunts?

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:13 am

Still think it’s a bodysuit?

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:18 am

Why didn’t you work out like me?

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:20 am

Donner’s cut is better!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:22 am

$250,000 was all I could get!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:23 am

Give me your agent’s name!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:24 am

Yes, I’m doing Somewhere in Time!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:25 am

Richard Pryor? Are you crazy?

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:29 am

I won’t do Pretty Woman!

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:29 am

Where is Krypto?

supermanofreno
July 26, 2021 2:31 am

Where’s my cousin?

supermanofreno
July 27, 2021 3:14 am

No comparisons to the Hulk and Thor!

supermanofreno
July 28, 2021 1:20 am

Who’s your daddy??

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:02 pm

Kryptonian Jiu Jitsu class
Ok class, once you got your partner in a good solid lock go ahead and snap their neck.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:03 pm

Superman tries to make Lois jealous: Gosh darn it she’s not even looking

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:06 pm

Superman looking for Lois to tag in but she just shakes her head.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:13 pm

Kyptonian Olympic commentator: “We’ll come back to our main wrestling event after the break. Later in the show we’ll talk to Lois who beat Ursa and the explosive allegation by her coach Lex the match was rigged by her coach Superman. The accusation is he switched it, he did it to them, I mean the lights were on out here while he was safe in there.”

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:25 pm

Kryptionian Olympics: Now representing Kandor in the Standing Fortress Long Jump is Non. Here he goes… and..oh no…he’s lost his powers and fallen into the Fortress Pit. Wow a disqualification for Non, what an upset.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:26 pm

Superman: Aaaandd, your also going to apologize to Jimmy and get him a new camera.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:28 pm

This is why Christopher Reeve has pit stains when he throws Zod

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:29 pm

Zod: Does S stand for hope?
Superman: No it stands for sleeper hold, sssshhhh, go to sleep

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:30 pm

After 15 takes Christopher begins to get severe whisker burn

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:32 pm

In an ad lib that did not make the Donner cut Christopher suggest maybe Superman shanks Zod

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:33 pm

I said take your boots off, you’ll stain the snow

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:34 pm

Up next on Kryptonian Cribs Zod disses Superman’s digs. Zod: “its scruffy looking, no style at all”

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:37 pm

“Good afternoon Mr. President, sorry I’ve been away so long, I’ve brought you a present, as many free shots as you want, and I won’t let you down again”

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:39 pm

With no powers Zod resorts to a primal defence system crying and urinating on his enemy

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:40 pm

All of a sudden a light goes on and Superman thinks of Rocky, I’ll deal him later

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:41 pm

Ursa: Release the General, or we’ll tear her apart!
Superman: Go ahead, I don’t like her meat anyway

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:43 pm

Ursa: Release the General, or we’ll tear her apart!
Superman: Go ahead, she barely appears in Superman III

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:45 pm

Superman V Roadhouse – Superman aka Dalton Kent removes a disorderly politely until he can’t be polite anymore.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:50 pm

Salkinds: Release Terrence or we’ll tear Donner apart!
Reeve: Alright
Salkinds: Good, Christopher will be our Superman…forever..fire the rest, starting with this one (pointing at Donner)

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:52 pm

Superman performs the Kryptonian Heimlich

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:53 pm

Donner: Chris what are you doing? Let him go
Christopher: I want my name first in the credits

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:54 pm

Superman lectures Zod on heat vision accidents “only you can prevent fortress fires”

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 3:56 pm

Lois: Why are you so angry?
Superman: Because now they know where I live and I’m going to have destroy my home by staring intently at it.

kal-el76
July 30, 2021 4:01 pm

Houston boy: Please Superman, please put that mister down
Ursa: He’s a General
Houston Boy: Please put that General down

supermanofreno
August 4, 2021 5:22 am

It’s Reeve, not Reeves!

supermanofreno
August 4, 2021 5:25 am

I know a kiss can’t erase memory!

supermanofreno
August 4, 2021 5:32 am

I know Jeff East’s nose looked terrible!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 3:07 am

Yes, I’ll be selling lingerie!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 3:09 am

Here’s an offer you can’t refuse!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 3:48 am

Don’t call me Superboy!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 3:52 am

Yes, I’m doing Monsignor!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 3:58 am

DC is better than Marvel!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 4:01 am

I’m stronger than Shazam!

supermanofreno
August 5, 2021 4:02 am

Here’s the most powerful weapon in the Universe!