Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

sundevil82:
The look you give the barista when they put ‘Martha’ on your cups.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Marysocontrary
Member
Marysocontrary

“Never thought I’d fall for the Daxamite queen.”

Spidey2878
Guest

Do I have anything in my teeth?

Spidey2878
Guest

Superman: ” Don’t worry miss, I’ve got you.”

Lois: ” You’ve got me? Whose got you?”

Superman: ” Heh”

macca38
Member
macca38

“Yes Lois, the sfx are terrible but lets just pretend a man can fly!”

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

Why do I always have to fly you around? Can´t afford a car?

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

“Lois, what time is it please?”
“It is half past AAAaaaaahh…”
“Tihihi.”

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

“Lois, did you ever fall…”
“…in love with a guy like you? No, my dearest you are the first.”
“…down from 10,000 ft?”

Bocephus
Member
Bocephus

You cheated on me with Kevin Sorbo?…I want a divorce!

superhero
Member
superhero

“S”Uber-man

superhero
Member
superhero

Can Macgyver do this?

mindhavens
Member
mindhavens

Your breath smells.

superhero
Member
superhero

did you have Italian for lunch?

superhero
Member
superhero

is it just me, or did Falkor just pass us?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Double ‘thumbs-up’ on this one.

superhero
Member
superhero

can you drop me off in Sydney?

superhero
Member
superhero

♫♪ “I got you babe”♪♫

Randarch
Member
Randarch

sh, this is my favorite one of your captions ever!

superhero
Member
superhero

thank you kind sir!

pschlic
Member
pschlic

Lois, do you think we can convince the WB to give us a fifth season?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

If I had a dollar for every time I had to save you.

Spidey2878
Guest

Staring contest. First one blinks, loses.

Superman95
Member
Superman95

It’s true. They’re real, and they’re spectacular!!!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

^ Please award this man the tidy sum of $1 million.

superhero
Member
superhero

you’ve got a bat in the cave…

Randarch
Member
Randarch

♫♪
Clark: Weturn, my wove… a fire burning inside me…
Lois: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.
Clark: Wove wike ours must be…
Lois: Made fer you and fer me…
Clark: Return, won’t you return my love…
Together: …for my love is yoooouuuurs!
♪♫

superhero
Member
superhero

L: i think i swallowed a bug!

S: yup. that happens.

JhnJhnsn2002
Member
JhnJhnsn2002

Please, Clark, we’ve been flying in circles for hours. Just land and ask for directions!

Randarch
Member
Randarch

LOL 🙂

docreeler
Member
docreeler

Clark, when I sang “Fly Me to the Moon” to you, I didn’t mean it literally!

superhero
Member
superhero

man, now that song is totally stuck in my head!

GregCoben
Member
GregCoben

“You can let go now, we’re standing on the sidewalk.”

superhero
Member
superhero

S: You weigh a little more than 108.
L: Oh Really!?

roy-el
Member
roy-el

Lois, could you sing “A whole new world” to me?

roy-el
Member
roy-el

People say I look like a young Ron Rivera. Do you see it Lois?

roy-el
Member
roy-el

So I go to Princeton and then it turns out I can fly and I’m invincible. Boy did I waste money.

superhero
Member
superhero

Calvin Klein- Ptonite
Even Hero’s Can’t Resist Ptemptation

superhero
Member
superhero

“Are we there yet?”

DaveK
Member
DaveK

Superman: Hold on Lois, by the end of season 2 you’ll figure out I’m Clark.

Lois: We already knew. We just pretended we didn’t so you wouldn’t feel bad.

Spidey2878
Guest

” Mentos, the fresh maker”

superhero
Member
superhero

wouldn’t you be more comfortable on my back?

Guest

”Lois, it’s only the second episode of season one and you’re already falling out of planes?”

Stefan-El
Member
Stefan-El

Superman: “I really don´t think that brown coats with shoulder pads are still fashionable.”
Lois: “…says the man in blue tights!”

afriend
Member
afriend

“Clark, I’m late…”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

I’m gonna get you a parachute for next time Lois.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Here at the Lex Luhor school for skydiving, we guarantee you’ll be saved by Superman with our no parachute guarantee.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Is that a Rolex?

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Sorry, I don’t have an app yet.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Lois: I thought your hair would be waving around more?
Clark: Hair of Steel

dragon22a
Member
dragon22a

When Lois and Clark want Chinese food they don’t go around the corner, they go to China.

dragon22a
Member
dragon22a

Reaching the top of Mount Everest the easy way.

Kal-Ed
Member
Kal-Ed

Scientist are baffled about the fact that Lois is still able to move and breath at a height of a few thousand feet.

dragon22a
Member
dragon22a

A look of love… or the moment Lois and Superman realize her watch is caught in his hair.

Spidey2878
Guest

“I forgot my line”

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Sadly, ‘Adam & Julia, the New Adventures of Opera-Man’ was cancelled after only six episodes.

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Dean: “Huh, I really am prettier than you are.”

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

One day Lois, they’re going to make a movie about me!

Spidey2878
Guest

Lois: Have you ever considered using a leather design or cgi for your cape?

Superman: No Lois. I prefer cloth.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

Of all the things I’m impervious too, I’m so afraid of spiders.

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

You complete me

mnostl32
Member
mnostl32

You had me at hello

Spidey2878
Guest

Lois: Thanks for saving me Starman.

Superman: My name is Superman, Lois.

Lois: I’m sorry Green Lantern.

Superman: No I’m Superman, and I’m not green.

Lois: Booster gold?

Superman: Superman. Say it with me Super

Lois: Batman

Superman: Lois do you see bat ears and a bat symbol on my chest?

Lois: No

Superman: Ok, what letter is on my chest?

Lois: An S

Superman: Good, now we are getting somewhere. So who am I?

Lois: You are Starman!

Superman: sigh…. No Lois

Lois: I’m sorry Aquaman.

Spidey2878
Guest

Lois: I can see my house from here.

Spidey2878
Guest

Superman: I can see your house from here.

Lois: Yeah, wait what?

Spidey2878
Guest

Superman: You know Lois,” I can’t stand to fly. I’m not that naive.”

Lois: Five for fighting? Really?

Randarch
Member
Randarch

Supes: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.