Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

sundevil82:
The look you give the barista when they put ‘Martha’ on your cups.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Marysocontrary
Marysocontrary
June 22, 2017 12:10 am

“Never thought I’d fall for the Daxamite queen.”

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 22, 2017 12:57 am

Do I have anything in my teeth?

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 22, 2017 1:08 am

Superman: ” Don’t worry miss, I’ve got you.”

Lois: ” You’ve got me? Whose got you?”

Superman: ” Heh”

macca38
macca38
June 22, 2017 3:15 am

“Yes Lois, the sfx are terrible but lets just pretend a man can fly!”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 22, 2017 3:53 am

Why do I always have to fly you around? Can´t afford a car?

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 22, 2017 3:57 am

“Lois, what time is it please?”
“It is half past AAAaaaaahh…”
“Tihihi.”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 22, 2017 4:06 am

“Lois, did you ever fall…”
“…in love with a guy like you? No, my dearest you are the first.”
“…down from 10,000 ft?”

Bocephus
Bocephus
June 22, 2017 5:18 am

You cheated on me with Kevin Sorbo?…I want a divorce!

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:25 am

“S”Uber-man

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:27 am

Can Macgyver do this?

mindhavens
mindhavens
June 22, 2017 5:28 am

Your breath smells.

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:29 am

did you have Italian for lunch?

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:31 am

is it just me, or did Falkor just pass us?

Randarch
Randarch
June 22, 2017 1:33 pm
Reply to  superhero

Double ‘thumbs-up’ on this one.

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:36 am

can you drop me off in Sydney?

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 5:40 am

♫♪ “I got you babe”♪♫

Randarch
Randarch
June 22, 2017 4:02 pm
Reply to  superhero

sh, this is my favorite one of your captions ever!

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 4:03 pm
Reply to  Randarch

thank you kind sir!

pschlic
pschlic
June 22, 2017 7:39 am

Lois, do you think we can convince the WB to give us a fifth season?

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 22, 2017 12:35 pm

If I had a dollar for every time I had to save you.

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 22, 2017 12:40 pm

Staring contest. First one blinks, loses.

Superman95
Superman95
June 22, 2017 1:50 pm

It’s true. They’re real, and they’re spectacular!!!

Randarch
Randarch
June 22, 2017 4:08 pm
Reply to  Superman95

^ Please award this man the tidy sum of $1 million.

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 2:14 pm

you’ve got a bat in the cave…

Randarch
Randarch
June 22, 2017 4:06 pm

♫♪
Clark: Weturn, my wove… a fire burning inside me…
Lois: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.
Clark: Wove wike ours must be…
Lois: Made fer you and fer me…
Clark: Return, won’t you return my love…
Together: …for my love is yoooouuuurs!
♪♫

superhero
superhero
June 22, 2017 4:24 pm

L: i think i swallowed a bug!

S: yup. that happens.

JhnJhnsn2002
JhnJhnsn2002
June 22, 2017 4:46 pm

Please, Clark, we’ve been flying in circles for hours. Just land and ask for directions!

Randarch
Randarch
June 22, 2017 6:14 pm
Reply to  JhnJhnsn2002

LOL 🙂

docreeler
docreeler
June 22, 2017 6:57 pm

Clark, when I sang “Fly Me to the Moon” to you, I didn’t mean it literally!

superhero
superhero
June 23, 2017 12:40 am
Reply to  docreeler

man, now that song is totally stuck in my head!

GregCoben
GregCoben
June 22, 2017 9:46 pm

“You can let go now, we’re standing on the sidewalk.”

superhero
superhero
June 23, 2017 12:00 am

S: You weigh a little more than 108.
L: Oh Really!?

roy-el
roy-el
June 23, 2017 12:26 am

Lois, could you sing “A whole new world” to me?

roy-el
roy-el
June 23, 2017 12:27 am

People say I look like a young Ron Rivera. Do you see it Lois?

roy-el
roy-el
June 23, 2017 12:30 am

So I go to Princeton and then it turns out I can fly and I’m invincible. Boy did I waste money.

superhero
superhero
June 23, 2017 12:38 am

Calvin Klein- Ptonite
Even Hero’s Can’t Resist Ptemptation

superhero
superhero
June 23, 2017 1:00 am

“Are we there yet?”

DaveK
DaveK
June 23, 2017 1:18 am

Superman: Hold on Lois, by the end of season 2 you’ll figure out I’m Clark.

Lois: We already knew. We just pretended we didn’t so you wouldn’t feel bad.

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 23, 2017 1:42 am

” Mentos, the fresh maker”

superhero
superhero
June 23, 2017 2:45 am

wouldn’t you be more comfortable on my back?

Lee
Lee
June 23, 2017 4:43 am

”Lois, it’s only the second episode of season one and you’re already falling out of planes?”

Stefan-El
Stefan-El
June 23, 2017 9:16 am

Superman: “I really don´t think that brown coats with shoulder pads are still fashionable.”
Lois: “…says the man in blue tights!”

afriend
afriend
June 23, 2017 11:57 am

“Clark, I’m late…”

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 23, 2017 1:24 pm

I’m gonna get you a parachute for next time Lois.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 23, 2017 1:26 pm

Here at the Lex Luhor school for skydiving, we guarantee you’ll be saved by Superman with our no parachute guarantee.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 23, 2017 1:28 pm

Is that a Rolex?

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 23, 2017 1:29 pm

Sorry, I don’t have an app yet.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 23, 2017 8:38 pm

Lois: I thought your hair would be waving around more?
Clark: Hair of Steel

dragon22a
dragon22a
June 24, 2017 7:46 am

When Lois and Clark want Chinese food they don’t go around the corner, they go to China.

dragon22a
dragon22a
June 24, 2017 7:49 am

Reaching the top of Mount Everest the easy way.

Kal-Ed
June 24, 2017 8:02 am

Scientist are baffled about the fact that Lois is still able to move and breath at a height of a few thousand feet.

dragon22a
dragon22a
June 24, 2017 9:36 am

A look of love… or the moment Lois and Superman realize her watch is caught in his hair.

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 24, 2017 12:42 pm

“I forgot my line”

Randarch
Randarch
June 24, 2017 2:02 pm

Sadly, ‘Adam & Julia, the New Adventures of Opera-Man’ was cancelled after only six episodes.

Randarch
Randarch
June 24, 2017 2:05 pm

Dean: “Huh, I really am prettier than you are.”

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 24, 2017 11:12 pm

One day Lois, they’re going to make a movie about me!

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 25, 2017 3:22 pm

Lois: Have you ever considered using a leather design or cgi for your cape?

Superman: No Lois. I prefer cloth.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 28, 2017 2:50 pm

Of all the things I’m impervious too, I’m so afraid of spiders.

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 28, 2017 2:50 pm

You complete me

mnostl32
mnostl32
June 28, 2017 2:51 pm

You had me at hello

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 29, 2017 2:37 pm

Lois: Thanks for saving me Starman.

Superman: My name is Superman, Lois.

Lois: I’m sorry Green Lantern.

Superman: No I’m Superman, and I’m not green.

Lois: Booster gold?

Superman: Superman. Say it with me Super

Lois: Batman

Superman: Lois do you see bat ears and a bat symbol on my chest?

Lois: No

Superman: Ok, what letter is on my chest?

Lois: An S

Superman: Good, now we are getting somewhere. So who am I?

Lois: You are Starman!

Superman: sigh…. No Lois

Lois: I’m sorry Aquaman.

spidey2878
spidey2878
June 29, 2017 2:54 pm

Lois: I can see my house from here.

spidey2878
spidey2878
July 1, 2017 2:24 pm

Superman: I can see your house from here.

Lois: Yeah, wait what?

spidey2878
spidey2878
July 3, 2017 1:22 pm

Superman: You know Lois,” I can’t stand to fly. I’m not that naive.”

Lois: Five for fighting? Really?

Randarch
Randarch
July 11, 2017 2:21 pm

Supes: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.