September 8, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Hailex:
…So help me Rao.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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September 8, 2016 12:28 am

To whoever airing my show, please give me a better villain.

September 8, 2016 12:30 am

Here’s a story, a man name Kent…

September 8, 2016 12:31 am

This is Superman who is having a stressful day on a job.

Kal-Ed
September 8, 2016 2:52 am

This is the story of all about how…my life has been turned upside-down.

September 8, 2016 4:36 am

Dear Ma:
Having a swell time in Metropolis…

Andrew
September 8, 2016 6:48 am

Who needs spellcheck now that I’ve memorized the dictionary !

Stefan-El
September 8, 2016 7:19 am

After all the staffs got irreversible entangled, Superman had to admit that typing at super speed would not be possible on a mechanical typewriter.

Stefan-El
September 8, 2016 7:21 am

“Jimmy, how do you spell massacre?”

Stefan-El
September 8, 2016 7:40 am

When he returned from 2016, Superman also wanted to install an office software. However he soon had to discard his plan after opening Windows didn´t show any effect.

MattComics
September 8, 2016 12:32 pm

My Warrior Angel/Gray Ghost team-up fanfic is going to be so awesome!

robojac
September 8, 2016 1:03 pm

Dear MeTV, I’m very upset that you removed The Adventures Of Superman from your Super Sci-Fi Saturday Night lineup.

Da Puertorican
September 8, 2016 1:06 pm

Jimmy: Ummm, Should we tell Clark that he forgot to put his suit back on.
Lois Lane: Shh, everybody knows. Nobody has the heart to tell him, he still thinks those glasses fool everyone here.

September 8, 2016 2:15 pm

I hope nobody notices.. I wore the same thing yesterday.

MikeTheBat
September 8, 2016 3:38 pm

It was a dark and stormy night…

Hailex
September 8, 2016 5:39 pm

Superman uses his super speed to prove the Infinite Monkey theorum.

Randarch
September 8, 2016 6:21 pm

The Fortress of Solitude set for “Adventures of Superman” was a bit underwhelming…

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:10 pm

Chapter One:

“Call me Ishmael”

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:12 pm

“I am an invisible man.”

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:27 pm

“Bat Vigilante Strikes Fear in Gotham”

mnostl32
September 8, 2016 7:29 pm

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times……

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:46 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

i hope everyone else remembers opposite day

mnostl32
September 8, 2016 7:30 pm

Let’s see how Perry likes this piece. “Man see Great Caesars Ghost!”

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:49 pm

clark sleepwalking through another daily article

superhero
September 8, 2016 7:56 pm

Dear Diary:
1/14/57

“…little Ricky’s birthday ended well after I helped Lucy come in from the cold”

jims5150
September 8, 2016 7:57 pm

Dear Clark, i quit!

roy-el
September 9, 2016 1:08 am

This story is so good, I’m going to keep typing til all of these typewriters run out of ink.

MattComics
September 9, 2016 6:56 am

Under A Yellow Sun by Clark Kent.

September 9, 2016 11:54 am

The script for Man of Steel 2.. That’s a job for Superman!

mnostl32
September 9, 2016 1:12 pm

Fifty Shades of Superman by Clark Kent

mnostl32
September 9, 2016 1:20 pm

“I spent the night with Clark Kent..I mean Superman”
Lois, I told you, white out hasn’t been invented yet with these darn things!

mnostl32
September 9, 2016 1:29 pm

“If I type this, hold it and fly around the Earth and reverse the timeline, does that mean I just created a new dimension?”

mnostl32
September 9, 2016 6:17 pm

Dear Abby, My coworker loves my alter ego, should I tell her who I am?

mnostl32
September 10, 2016 12:27 am

…and that is why, I wear my underwear on the outside! *ding

mnostl32
September 10, 2016 9:23 am

Dear Lex,
You suck!
Yours truly, Superman

docreeler
September 10, 2016 10:44 am

Dear Mr. Alyn,

I am writing to you about your portrayal…

mnostl32
September 10, 2016 3:07 pm

I better get changed before someone sees me.

lemarjones
September 11, 2016 7:43 pm

“This will drive them nuts in 60 years or so.”
Superman drafts the outline to Flashpoint 2011

lemarjones
September 11, 2016 7:56 pm

That moment BEFORE the moment that Superman realizes that even he can’t burn the candle at both ends.

lemarjones
September 11, 2016 7:59 pm

“Great! Now let me change to Superman so that I can make it in time for the 3rd Annual Superman Day Celebration in Centennial Park!”

jagross0325
September 13, 2016 6:23 am

Hello muddah, hello faddah,
Here I am at Camp Granada.

SuperJMC79
September 13, 2016 11:45 am

Just one more typewriter and I’ll have the whole set.

September 13, 2016 6:07 pm

Headline: “Superman Unaffected By Latest Encounter With Red Kryptonite”

JhnJhnsn2002
September 18, 2016 2:50 pm

Dear Bruce,
Thanks again for helping out when my costume was stolen. Unfortunately, the producers of “The Adventures of Superman” say they can’t afford the rights to you and Robin.
So, in the episode about the incident, you’ll be replaced by my private detective friend, Candy Meyers.
Sorry about that.
Sincerely, Clark