September 8, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Hailex:
…So help me Rao.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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Reaganfan
Member

To whoever airing my show, please give me a better villain.

Reaganfan
Member

Here’s a story, a man name Kent…

Reaganfan
Member

This is Superman who is having a stressful day on a job.

Kal-Ed
Member

This is the story of all about how…my life has been turned upside-down.

JohnIrons
Guest

Dear Ma:
Having a swell time in Metropolis…

Andrew
Guest

Who needs spellcheck now that I’ve memorized the dictionary !

Stefan-El
Member

After all the staffs got irreversible entangled, Superman had to admit that typing at super speed would not be possible on a mechanical typewriter.

Stefan-El
Member

“Jimmy, how do you spell massacre?”

Stefan-El
Member

When he returned from 2016, Superman also wanted to install an office software. However he soon had to discard his plan after opening Windows didn´t show any effect.

MattComics
Member

My Warrior Angel/Gray Ghost team-up fanfic is going to be so awesome!

robojac
Member

Dear MeTV, I’m very upset that you removed The Adventures Of Superman from your Super Sci-Fi Saturday Night lineup.

Da Puertorican
Member

Jimmy: Ummm, Should we tell Clark that he forgot to put his suit back on.
Lois Lane: Shh, everybody knows. Nobody has the heart to tell him, he still thinks those glasses fool everyone here.

Lazyboy1980
Guest

I hope nobody notices.. I wore the same thing yesterday.

MikeTheBat
Member

It was a dark and stormy night…

Hailex
Member

Superman uses his super speed to prove the Infinite Monkey theorum.

Randarch
Member

The Fortress of Solitude set for “Adventures of Superman” was a bit underwhelming…

superhero
Member

Chapter One:

“Call me Ishmael”

superhero
Member

“I am an invisible man.”

superhero
Member

“Bat Vigilante Strikes Fear in Gotham”

mnostl32
Member

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times……

superhero
Member

i hope everyone else remembers opposite day

mnostl32
Member

Let’s see how Perry likes this piece. “Man see Great Caesars Ghost!”

superhero
Member

clark sleepwalking through another daily article

superhero
Member

Dear Diary:
1/14/57

“…little Ricky’s birthday ended well after I helped Lucy come in from the cold”

jims5150
Member

Dear Clark, i quit!

roy-el
Member

This story is so good, I’m going to keep typing til all of these typewriters run out of ink.

MattComics
Member

Under A Yellow Sun by Clark Kent.

Sjg
Guest

The script for Man of Steel 2.. That’s a job for Superman!

mnostl32
Member

Fifty Shades of Superman by Clark Kent

mnostl32
Member

“I spent the night with Clark Kent..I mean Superman”
Lois, I told you, white out hasn’t been invented yet with these darn things!

mnostl32
Member

“If I type this, hold it and fly around the Earth and reverse the timeline, does that mean I just created a new dimension?”

mnostl32
Member

Dear Abby, My coworker loves my alter ego, should I tell her who I am?

mnostl32
Member

…and that is why, I wear my underwear on the outside! *ding

mnostl32
Member

Dear Lex,
You suck!
Yours truly, Superman

docreeler
Member

Dear Mr. Alyn,

I am writing to you about your portrayal…

mnostl32
Member

I better get changed before someone sees me.

lemarjones
Member

“This will drive them nuts in 60 years or so.”
Superman drafts the outline to Flashpoint 2011

lemarjones
Member

That moment BEFORE the moment that Superman realizes that even he can’t burn the candle at both ends.

lemarjones
Member

“Great! Now let me change to Superman so that I can make it in time for the 3rd Annual Superman Day Celebration in Centennial Park!”

jagross0325
Member

Hello muddah, hello faddah,
Here I am at Camp Granada.

SuperJMC79
Member

Just one more typewriter and I’ll have the whole set.

Justin_Playfair
Guest

Headline: “Superman Unaffected By Latest Encounter With Red Kryptonite”

JhnJhnsn2002
Member

Dear Bruce,
Thanks again for helping out when my costume was stolen. Unfortunately, the producers of “The Adventures of Superman” say they can’t afford the rights to you and Robin.
So, in the episode about the incident, you’ll be replaced by my private detective friend, Candy Meyers.
Sorry about that.
Sincerely, Clark