September 22, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MikeTheBat:
It was a dark and stormy night…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

UGH!!! I can’t get that song out of my head!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Today is a day that Superman cry.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

This headache is killing me! Wish it goes away.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

I can’t believe my team lost to Team Gotham!

roy-el
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roy-el

Who dropped my ant collection!?

roy-el
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roy-el

This cape is so heavy! Maybe I should pin it to my front.

supercaper
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supercaper

…9…10! Ready or not, here I come!

Toni
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Toni

That contact lens HAS to be here!

mindhavens
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mindhavens

Why are these caption contents so hard!

mindhavens
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mindhavens

Come and find me ready or not!

robertgillis
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ENOUGH with the red trunks! ENOUGH!

robertgillis
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I hate you Rotten Tomatoes!

robertgillis
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I meet Batman and Wonder Woman and forget to get an autograph!

robertgillis
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I have NO idea which Superman I am!

robertgillis
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Cut scene from Superman III – the super-hangover

robertgillis
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First image of Tom Welling in the Superman costume didn’t go well.

robertgillis
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Superman FINALLY reads all the comments about his costume.

robertgillis
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Nobody likes my Facebook posts!

robertgillis
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I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!

robertgillis
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This is the most fascinating blade of grass I have ever seen.

robertgillis
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Convergence Superman pays his respect at movie Superman’s grave.

MattComics
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MattComics

Yes WB, there is room for improvement!

Kel
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Kel

When Superman realizes his red trunks are missing, and DC tricked people into thinking he’s back in “Rebirth”.

Kel
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Kel

When Superman is told Zack Snyder gets a third chance to helm a DC movie and is making Justice League.

Kel
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Kel

Superman collapses to the ground, shouts “Don’t look at me! I Someone took my red trunks!”.

Kel
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Kel

When Superman realizes how great John Byrne’s artwork/writing was, and that he’s vanished from the comics scene (or rather, was driven away from it by corporate shills and industry sellouts).

Kel
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Kel

Even Superman has to check his head for ticks after a day on the Smallville farm.

Kel
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Kel

When Superman hears Henry Cavill’s manager say there’s a “Man Of Steel” sequel in the works.

Kel
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Kel

When you realize you let your dad die in a tornado.

(All because Zack Snyder told you to — Superman, tearfully, as Anakin Skywalker: “He’s holding me back!”, he claims of Zack Snyder)

superman19492002
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Woe is me even Batman Can’t solve the mystery of my missing red shorts!

Kel
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Kel

When you’re vacuuming the Fortress Of Solitude and accidentally knock over the bottle city of Kandor.

Kel
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Kel

When you realize that was Jimmy Olsen that Zack Snyder shot in the head.

Kel
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Kel

When you remember your power level is down and you can’t go back in time to prevent Jesse Eisenberg from getting cast as Lex Luthor (or the making of BVS for that matter).

Kel
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Kel

When you decide to leave earth for 5 years and find out bae is pregnant.

Kel
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Kel

When you’re late for work and can’t find your Clark Kent glasses…

robertgillis
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So… Did “New 52” happen or not? So confused!

Kel
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Kel

When you’re about to go back in time with Lois Lane for vacation on Krypton and realize no one’s allowed to have sex there.

robertgillis
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I don’t understand my own continuity!

robertgillis
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Wake me when the US election is over!

robertgillis
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Wait… Krypton EXPLODED????

Kel
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Kel

When you realize John Byrne’s awesome run has been retconned by Dan Didio and Geoff Johns.

Kel
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Kel

When you realize Dan Didio replaced Paul Levitz.

Kel
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Kel

When Martha asks you what kind of cake you want for your birthday, but you’re not sure if you’re really born in February or not.

Kel
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Kel

When it’s your turn to clean up after Krypto, and Supergirl hasn’t been doing her part.

A super pet is a super responsibility, Kara!

Kel
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Kel

When you realize Krypton knew something about Hillary’s emails…

Kel
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Kel

When you realize Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster sold you to DC for $130 back in 1938 and spent much of their lives penniless as DC made billions off their ideas.

Kel
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Kel

When there’s Christmas stuff in the stores and it’s not even Halloween yet…

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Help… I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

Hailex
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David Stone

Superman discovers his newest power the Super Fart

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Why can’t they get my movies right?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Why do they always let Batman win when I can easily take him?

jagross0325
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jagross0325

Even with all my powers I couldn’t stop the cgi department from messing up Doomsday.

jagross0325
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jagross0325

I know I know… Because you’re Batman.

superhero
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even superman practices yoga

Troy Cornelsen
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Troy Cornelsen

How did it come to Hillary and Trump…..why, why, why?

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“Why is Superman so depressed?”
“Chuck Norris just beat him in counting to infinity.”

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“Hey, Superman, I said: ´Look, up in the sky…` and not down to the floor.”
“But that´s what I´m actually doing – on the other side of the world.”

Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

“How come Superman is getting devastated by Brangelina´s divorce?”
“Well… Lois is now into Mr. Pitt.”

rmcfaddin
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rmcfaddin

I guess God was right when he said, “EVERY knee will bow and EVERY tongue confess Jesus is Lord”!

rmcfaddin
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rmcfaddin

Our Father, who art in Heaven…

Steve Eden
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Steve Eden

Atom? I know you’re down there! Atom?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she’ll die

mnostl32
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mnostl32

So itchy! Darn lice again!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

..8,9,10. Ready or not here I come!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lois is coming, better fix my hair.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman had a really hard time getting off the Red Kryptonite.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

So if I fall to my knees, I’ll get macaroni and cheese!?

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Throughout all his adventures in space…All That Superman saw was Pluto. Not even Donald Duck, or Mickley Mouse.

MattComics
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MattComics

Tom, it’s the finale. Do it for the people!

MattComics
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MattComics

They never get my hair right anymore! Its supposed to be an S curl not a question mark!

Guest

No! No! NO!!! Not Brangelina!!!!!!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

“Honey….I shrunk the kids!”

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Rao…help me!!!! Why did I travel in time back to Krypton’s Past??? Without any luggage???

mnostl32
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mnostl32

“If I can’t see it, it’s not happening! Darn, I can see through my everything”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

“There’s no such thing as a weekend off when you’re a Superhero?!? Nooooo!”

robojac
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robojac

Headache V. Superman: Dawn Of Tylenol

Randarch
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Randarch

A planet where comics evolved from film?
It’s a madhouse. A MADHOUSE!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

“Ok kids, always remember, if you’re on fire. Stop, Drop and Roll”

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Oh the humanity!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I knew I should have used Head and Shoulders!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

It’s LEX! Hide.

Randarch
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Randarch

7, 8, 9, 10…
ready or not… here I come!

robertgillis
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What do you mean they killed off Jimmy Olsen in the movie?

robertgillis
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Superman would later be relived to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.

robertgillis
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Superman would later be relieved to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.

robertgillis
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I WANT MY RED TRUNKS BACK!

robertgillis
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I’m relevant! I’m still relevant!

robertgillis
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Kneel before Zod! Ok! ok, I’m kneeling!

robertgillis
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I just love looking at hydrogen atoms.

JhnJhnsn2002
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JhnJhnsn2002

It’s not fair! (sob) I got rid of the red trunks, but now, (sniff) there are more “underwear on the outside” jokes than EVER!!!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

That moment when Superman realized that even he couldn’t catch all the Pokémon.

lemarjones
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lemarjones

I should never have brought that Hilux to the farm!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Great Scott! That Sara Lee cheesecake is so incredibly crunchy, it’s like kryptonite!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

For the last time, I WILL NOT be the Grand Marshall for the Creamed Corn Capital of the World Parade!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Lamb chops! Why can’t I get the thought of lamb chops out of my head?!!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

That moment when the moonshiners knew that they had just made the best batch EVER!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Let’s dance! Let’s shout! Shake your body down to the ground!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

Just like the kissing booths before it, the Kneel Before Zod! Booth was a fundraising hit!

lemarjones
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lemarjones

After hours of trying, Superman finally gives up on dancing the ‘I’m a little teapot…’ song.