Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
It was a dark and stormy night…
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UGH!!! I can’t get that song out of my head!
Today is a day that Superman cry.
This headache is killing me! Wish it goes away.
I can’t believe my team lost to Team Gotham!
Who dropped my ant collection!?
This cape is so heavy! Maybe I should pin it to my front.
…9…10! Ready or not, here I come!
That contact lens HAS to be here!
Why are these caption contents so hard!
Come and find me ready or not!
ENOUGH with the red trunks! ENOUGH!
I hate you Rotten Tomatoes!
I meet Batman and Wonder Woman and forget to get an autograph!
I have NO idea which Superman I am!
Cut scene from Superman III – the super-hangover
First image of Tom Welling in the Superman costume didn’t go well.
Superman FINALLY reads all the comments about his costume.
Nobody likes my Facebook posts!
I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!
This is the most fascinating blade of grass I have ever seen.
Convergence Superman pays his respect at movie Superman’s grave.
Yes WB, there is room for improvement!
When Superman realizes his red trunks are missing, and DC tricked people into thinking he’s back in “Rebirth”.
When Superman is told Zack Snyder gets a third chance to helm a DC movie and is making Justice League.
Superman collapses to the ground, shouts “Don’t look at me! I Someone took my red trunks!”.
When Superman realizes how great John Byrne’s artwork/writing was, and that he’s vanished from the comics scene (or rather, was driven away from it by corporate shills and industry sellouts).
Even Superman has to check his head for ticks after a day on the Smallville farm.
When Superman hears Henry Cavill’s manager say there’s a “Man Of Steel” sequel in the works.
When you realize you let your dad die in a tornado.
(All because Zack Snyder told you to — Superman, tearfully, as Anakin Skywalker: “He’s holding me back!”, he claims of Zack Snyder)
Woe is me even Batman Can’t solve the mystery of my missing red shorts!
When you’re vacuuming the Fortress Of Solitude and accidentally knock over the bottle city of Kandor.
When you realize that was Jimmy Olsen that Zack Snyder shot in the head.
When you remember your power level is down and you can’t go back in time to prevent Jesse Eisenberg from getting cast as Lex Luthor (or the making of BVS for that matter).
When you decide to leave earth for 5 years and find out bae is pregnant.
When you’re late for work and can’t find your Clark Kent glasses…
So… Did “New 52” happen or not? So confused!
When you’re about to go back in time with Lois Lane for vacation on Krypton and realize no one’s allowed to have sex there.
I don’t understand my own continuity!
Wake me when the US election is over!
Wait… Krypton EXPLODED????
When you realize John Byrne’s awesome run has been retconned by Dan Didio and Geoff Johns.
When you realize Dan Didio replaced Paul Levitz.
When Martha asks you what kind of cake you want for your birthday, but you’re not sure if you’re really born in February or not.
When it’s your turn to clean up after Krypto, and Supergirl hasn’t been doing her part.
A super pet is a super responsibility, Kara!
When you realize Krypton knew something about Hillary’s emails…
When you realize Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster sold you to DC for $130 back in 1938 and spent much of their lives penniless as DC made billions off their ideas.
When there’s Christmas stuff in the stores and it’s not even Halloween yet…
Help… I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
Superman discovers his newest power the Super Fart
Why can’t they get my movies right?
Why do they always let Batman win when I can easily take him?
Even with all my powers I couldn’t stop the cgi department from messing up Doomsday.
I know I know… Because you’re Batman.
even superman practices yoga
How did it come to Hillary and Trump…..why, why, why?
“Why is Superman so depressed?”
“Chuck Norris just beat him in counting to infinity.”
“Hey, Superman, I said: ´Look, up in the sky…` and not down to the floor.”
“But that´s what I´m actually doing – on the other side of the world.”
“How come Superman is getting devastated by Brangelina´s divorce?”
“Well… Lois is now into Mr. Pitt.”
I guess God was right when he said, “EVERY knee will bow and EVERY tongue confess Jesus is Lord”!
Our Father, who art in Heaven…
Atom? I know you’re down there! Atom?
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she’ll die
So itchy! Darn lice again!
..8,9,10. Ready or not here I come!
Lois is coming, better fix my hair.
Superman had a really hard time getting off the Red Kryptonite.
Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me!
So if I fall to my knees, I’ll get macaroni and cheese!?
Throughout all his adventures in space…All That Superman saw was Pluto. Not even Donald Duck, or Mickley Mouse.
Tom, it’s the finale. Do it for the people!
They never get my hair right anymore! Its supposed to be an S curl not a question mark!
No! No! NO!!! Not Brangelina!!!!!!
“Honey….I shrunk the kids!”
Rao…help me!!!! Why did I travel in time back to Krypton’s Past??? Without any luggage???
“If I can’t see it, it’s not happening! Darn, I can see through my everything”
“There’s no such thing as a weekend off when you’re a Superhero?!? Nooooo!”
Headache V. Superman: Dawn Of Tylenol
A planet where comics evolved from film?
It’s a madhouse. A MADHOUSE!
“Ok kids, always remember, if you’re on fire. Stop, Drop and Roll”
Oh the humanity!
I knew I should have used Head and Shoulders!
It’s LEX! Hide.
7, 8, 9, 10…
ready or not… here I come!
What do you mean they killed off Jimmy Olsen in the movie?
Superman would later be relived to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.
Superman would later be relieved to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.
I WANT MY RED TRUNKS BACK!
I’m relevant! I’m still relevant!
Kneel before Zod! Ok! ok, I’m kneeling!
I just love looking at hydrogen atoms.
It’s not fair! (sob) I got rid of the red trunks, but now, (sniff) there are more “underwear on the outside” jokes than EVER!!!
That moment when Superman realized that even he couldn’t catch all the Pokémon.
I should never have brought that Hilux to the farm!
Great Scott! That Sara Lee cheesecake is so incredibly crunchy, it’s like kryptonite!
For the last time, I WILL NOT be the Grand Marshall for the Creamed Corn Capital of the World Parade!
Lamb chops! Why can’t I get the thought of lamb chops out of my head?!!
That moment when the moonshiners knew that they had just made the best batch EVER!
Let’s dance! Let’s shout! Shake your body down to the ground!
Just like the kissing booths before it, the Kneel Before Zod! Booth was a fundraising hit!
After hours of trying, Superman finally gives up on dancing the ‘I’m a little teapot…’ song.