September 22, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

MikeTheBat:
It was a dark and stormy night…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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September 22, 2016 12:49 am

UGH!!! I can’t get that song out of my head!

September 22, 2016 12:51 am

Today is a day that Superman cry.

September 22, 2016 12:53 am

This headache is killing me! Wish it goes away.

September 22, 2016 12:55 am

I can’t believe my team lost to Team Gotham!

roy-el
September 22, 2016 1:42 am

Who dropped my ant collection!?

roy-el
September 22, 2016 1:43 am

This cape is so heavy! Maybe I should pin it to my front.

supercaper
September 22, 2016 2:04 am

…9…10! Ready or not, here I come!

Toni
September 22, 2016 2:28 am

That contact lens HAS to be here!

mindhavens
September 22, 2016 4:18 am

Why are these caption contents so hard!

mindhavens
September 22, 2016 4:18 am

Come and find me ready or not!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:53 am

ENOUGH with the red trunks! ENOUGH!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:54 am

I hate you Rotten Tomatoes!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:54 am

I meet Batman and Wonder Woman and forget to get an autograph!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:55 am

I have NO idea which Superman I am!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:56 am

Cut scene from Superman III – the super-hangover

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:57 am

First image of Tom Welling in the Superman costume didn’t go well.

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:59 am

Superman FINALLY reads all the comments about his costume.

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 10:59 am

Nobody likes my Facebook posts!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 11:00 am

I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 11:01 am

This is the most fascinating blade of grass I have ever seen.

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 11:03 am

Convergence Superman pays his respect at movie Superman’s grave.

MattComics
September 22, 2016 12:07 pm

Yes WB, there is room for improvement!

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:17 pm

When Superman realizes his red trunks are missing, and DC tricked people into thinking he’s back in “Rebirth”.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:17 pm

When Superman is told Zack Snyder gets a third chance to helm a DC movie and is making Justice League.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:19 pm

Superman collapses to the ground, shouts “Don’t look at me! I Someone took my red trunks!”.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:21 pm

When Superman realizes how great John Byrne’s artwork/writing was, and that he’s vanished from the comics scene (or rather, was driven away from it by corporate shills and industry sellouts).

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:23 pm

Even Superman has to check his head for ticks after a day on the Smallville farm.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:26 pm

When Superman hears Henry Cavill’s manager say there’s a “Man Of Steel” sequel in the works.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:32 pm

When you realize you let your dad die in a tornado.

(All because Zack Snyder told you to — Superman, tearfully, as Anakin Skywalker: “He’s holding me back!”, he claims of Zack Snyder)

superman19492002
September 22, 2016 12:35 pm

Woe is me even Batman Can’t solve the mystery of my missing red shorts!

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:38 pm

When you’re vacuuming the Fortress Of Solitude and accidentally knock over the bottle city of Kandor.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:42 pm

When you realize that was Jimmy Olsen that Zack Snyder shot in the head.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:44 pm

When you remember your power level is down and you can’t go back in time to prevent Jesse Eisenberg from getting cast as Lex Luthor (or the making of BVS for that matter).

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:47 pm

When you decide to leave earth for 5 years and find out bae is pregnant.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:49 pm

When you’re late for work and can’t find your Clark Kent glasses…

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 12:51 pm

So… Did “New 52” happen or not? So confused!

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:51 pm

When you’re about to go back in time with Lois Lane for vacation on Krypton and realize no one’s allowed to have sex there.

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 12:52 pm

I don’t understand my own continuity!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 12:52 pm

Wake me when the US election is over!

robertgillis
September 22, 2016 12:52 pm

Wait… Krypton EXPLODED????

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:55 pm

When you realize John Byrne’s awesome run has been retconned by Dan Didio and Geoff Johns.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:55 pm

When you realize Dan Didio replaced Paul Levitz.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 12:59 pm

When Martha asks you what kind of cake you want for your birthday, but you’re not sure if you’re really born in February or not.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 1:03 pm

When it’s your turn to clean up after Krypto, and Supergirl hasn’t been doing her part.

A super pet is a super responsibility, Kara!

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 1:07 pm

When you realize Krypton knew something about Hillary’s emails…

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 1:11 pm

When you realize Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster sold you to DC for $130 back in 1938 and spent much of their lives penniless as DC made billions off their ideas.

Kel
Kel
September 22, 2016 1:12 pm

When there’s Christmas stuff in the stores and it’s not even Halloween yet…

Da Puertorican
September 22, 2016 3:01 pm

Help… I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

Hailex
September 22, 2016 5:10 pm

Superman discovers his newest power the Super Fart

jagross0325
September 22, 2016 6:06 pm

Why can’t they get my movies right?

jagross0325
September 22, 2016 6:08 pm

Why do they always let Batman win when I can easily take him?

jagross0325
September 22, 2016 6:13 pm

Even with all my powers I couldn’t stop the cgi department from messing up Doomsday.

jagross0325
September 22, 2016 6:14 pm

I know I know… Because you’re Batman.

superhero
September 22, 2016 7:53 pm

even superman practices yoga

Troy Cornelsen
September 22, 2016 11:58 pm

How did it come to Hillary and Trump…..why, why, why?

Stefan-El
September 23, 2016 7:03 am

“Why is Superman so depressed?”
“Chuck Norris just beat him in counting to infinity.”

Stefan-El
September 23, 2016 7:07 am

“Hey, Superman, I said: ´Look, up in the sky…` and not down to the floor.”
“But that´s what I´m actually doing – on the other side of the world.”

Stefan-El
September 23, 2016 7:30 am

“How come Superman is getting devastated by Brangelina´s divorce?”
“Well… Lois is now into Mr. Pitt.”

rmcfaddin
September 23, 2016 10:53 am

I guess God was right when he said, “EVERY knee will bow and EVERY tongue confess Jesus is Lord”!

rmcfaddin
September 23, 2016 10:54 am

Our Father, who art in Heaven…

Steve Eden
September 23, 2016 12:07 pm

Atom? I know you’re down there! Atom?

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:42 pm

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she’ll die

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:43 pm

So itchy! Darn lice again!

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:43 pm

..8,9,10. Ready or not here I come!

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:47 pm

Lois is coming, better fix my hair.

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:49 pm

Superman had a really hard time getting off the Red Kryptonite.

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:50 pm

Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me!

mnostl32
September 23, 2016 12:52 pm

So if I fall to my knees, I’ll get macaroni and cheese!?

Kal-Ed
September 23, 2016 4:28 pm

Throughout all his adventures in space…All That Superman saw was Pluto. Not even Donald Duck, or Mickley Mouse.

MattComics
September 24, 2016 7:12 am

Tom, it’s the finale. Do it for the people!

MattComics
September 24, 2016 11:18 am

They never get my hair right anymore! Its supposed to be an S curl not a question mark!

September 25, 2016 9:48 am

No! No! NO!!! Not Brangelina!!!!!!

mnostl32
September 25, 2016 2:16 pm

“Honey….I shrunk the kids!”

Kal-Ed
September 25, 2016 3:12 pm

Rao…help me!!!! Why did I travel in time back to Krypton’s Past??? Without any luggage???

mnostl32
September 25, 2016 5:55 pm

“If I can’t see it, it’s not happening! Darn, I can see through my everything”

mnostl32
September 25, 2016 5:56 pm

“There’s no such thing as a weekend off when you’re a Superhero?!? Nooooo!”

robojac
September 25, 2016 11:34 pm

Headache V. Superman: Dawn Of Tylenol

Randarch
September 26, 2016 1:36 pm

A planet where comics evolved from film?
It’s a madhouse. A MADHOUSE!

mnostl32
September 26, 2016 2:32 pm

“Ok kids, always remember, if you’re on fire. Stop, Drop and Roll”

mnostl32
September 26, 2016 9:31 pm

Oh the humanity!

mnostl32
September 28, 2016 1:11 pm

I knew I should have used Head and Shoulders!

mnostl32
September 28, 2016 1:12 pm

It’s LEX! Hide.

Randarch
September 28, 2016 6:50 pm

7, 8, 9, 10…
ready or not… here I come!

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 10:59 am

What do you mean they killed off Jimmy Olsen in the movie?

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:00 am

Superman would later be relived to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:00 am

Superman would later be relieved to learn they killed off Henry James Olsen in the movie.

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:01 am

I WANT MY RED TRUNKS BACK!

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:01 am

I’m relevant! I’m still relevant!

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:04 am

Kneel before Zod! Ok! ok, I’m kneeling!

robertgillis
September 29, 2016 11:04 am

I just love looking at hydrogen atoms.

JhnJhnsn2002
September 30, 2016 6:55 pm

It’s not fair! (sob) I got rid of the red trunks, but now, (sniff) there are more “underwear on the outside” jokes than EVER!!!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 2:07 pm

That moment when Superman realized that even he couldn’t catch all the Pokémon.

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 2:41 pm

I should never have brought that Hilux to the farm!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:29 pm

Great Scott! That Sara Lee cheesecake is so incredibly crunchy, it’s like kryptonite!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:32 pm

For the last time, I WILL NOT be the Grand Marshall for the Creamed Corn Capital of the World Parade!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:38 pm

Lamb chops! Why can’t I get the thought of lamb chops out of my head?!!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:39 pm

That moment when the moonshiners knew that they had just made the best batch EVER!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:40 pm

Let’s dance! Let’s shout! Shake your body down to the ground!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:44 pm

Just like the kissing booths before it, the Kneel Before Zod! Booth was a fundraising hit!

lemarjones
October 3, 2016 3:47 pm

After hours of trying, Superman finally gives up on dancing the ‘I’m a little teapot…’ song.