_____________________________________________________________________________ T H E K R Y P T O N I A N C Y B E R N E T _______________________________________________ http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sykes/kc Issue #49 -- April 1998 _____________________________________________________________________________ CONTENTS -------- Section 1: Superscripts: Notes from the Editor The Re-Read Factor Ratings At A Glance Titles Shipped March 1998 And Who Disguised As... The Basement Columns: Part 4 The Way it Ends, by J.D. Rummel Section 2: News and Notes New blood on the Superman titles, a Golden Age loss, a DC preview for the rest of the year, animation updates, bad movie news, and new merchandise in the works Origins Part Four: Lana Lang Enola Jones looks at the legend's girl next door Section 3: New Comic Reviews Millennium Giants Adventures of Superman #557, by Dan Radice Steel #50, by Jeff Sykes Section 4: New Comics Reviews Millennium Giants (cont) Action Comics #744, by Shane Travis Superman: The Man of Steel #79, by Mike Smith Superman #135, by Thomas Deja Section 5: New Comic Reviews The Return of the Man of Steel Superman Forever #1, by Shane Travis, Derek Jackson, Dan Radice, Emmanuel Soupidis, G.M. Nelson, Joey Ochoa, Jeff Sykes, Mike Smith, Simon DelMonte, and Vic Vitek Section 6: New Comic Reviews Super-Family Titles Superboy #51, by Rene' Gobeyn Supergirl #21, by Thomas Deja Other Superman Titles JLA #18, by Anatole Wilson Superman Adventures #19, by Cory Strode Section 7: New Comic Reviews Specials Team Superman Secret Files #1, by Rene' Gobeyn The Mailbag Section 8: Manuscripts of Steel Return to Superman's 50th anniversary in Action Comics #600, reviewed by Denes House The Phantom Zone Superman Family #200 See how close DC came to predicting today in this issue which peeked into the future, by Scott Devarney Section 9: The Phantom Zone Tales of Earth-One Episode 5: What's In a Name? Metalo, Metallo, Metalman and Hyphenated-Metallo, by Bob Hughes STAFF: ------ Jeffery D. 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These archives can also be reached via the Kryptonian Cybernet Homepage: http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sykes/kc _____________________________________________ SUPERSCRIPTS: Notes from the Editor ---------------------------------------- By Jeff Sykes (sykes@ms.uky.edu) THE RE-READ FACTOR There are all sorts of ways to tell just how much I'm enjoying what I'm reading, and most of you can probably identify with them. How about the old top/bottom of the stack method? When I bring my comics home, I prefer to read the best books first, so I push them to the top of my stack. Others do similarly, but save their best reads for last. For example, _Astro City_ tends to be at the top of my stack each and every time it comes out, simply because it has such a strong track record and I expect so much from it. Perhaps more unique to myself is the "stupid grin." From time to time I'll read something that just touches me -- wonderful dialogue, an unexpected plot twist, a bit of nostalgia -- and I find myself wearing an idiotic grin from ear to ear. The more I catch myself grinning, the better the issue usually is. Or how about anticipation? Ever catch yourself getting impatient waiting for that big story or issue to come out? When was the last time you were so eager to read something that you got to the comic shop as early as possible? Not just because you can, but because you just can't wait to see what happens... Most of don't get excited about titles which have continually let us down. I've recently discovered that there's another pretty good indicator of my satisfaction, one I hadn't recognized because of its recent absence -- the re-read factor. It's really quite a simple principle: the comics I re-read the most are generally the ones I've enjoyed the most. Probably not too Earth-shattering, I know, so you're probably wondering what has prompted this sudden revelation. :) Yesterday, I read _Superman Forever_ for the third time, and followed it with my second reading of _Adventures of Superman_ #558 (the Silver Age tribute which hit stands the next week), and it hit me that it had been quite a while since anything in the super-books had interested me enough to prompt a re-read. I scoured back through my 1998 index (a work in progress) and discovered that the last time I had done so was *five* months ago! Believe it or not, the last issue of a Superman title that I read more than once was _Superman_ #131, which came out way back in November. This was the story in which Luthor had Mayor Berkowitz assassinated, gained revenge on his foster father, and placed the Contessa in a coma after the birth of their daughter. In the months following that exceptional tale, we were "treated" to the saga of Superman Red and Superman Blue, which has only just concluded with the Millennium Giants "event". Folks, five months is *way* too long to go without seeing anything interesting enough to make me read it twice. Thank goodness we finally saw the end to that particular drought. Hopefully, the rest of this anniversary will be more like the last two weeks than the prior five months. Otherwise, it's gonna be a long, boring summer. For the record, _Adventures of Superman_ #558 prompted a load of stupid grins, and both it and _Superman Forever_ were at the top of my stack the week they came out. Furthermore, my teaching schedule makes it nigh impossible to pick up new comics on Wednesdays, so I've been doing so on Fridays all semester -- but _Superman Forever_ got me there on Wednesday. We've got a ton of news for you this month, so I'm going to cut my ramblings short. When we meet here again next month, I hope that the re-reads are up to six or seven consecutive weeks ... and counting! _____________________________________________ RATINGS AT A GLANCE: Titles shipped March 1998 ----------------------------------------------------- Prepared by Shane Travis (travis@sedsystems.ca) Key: ---- Issue -- Issue for which 'Current' Rating and Rank are calculated. The 'Previous' columns refer to the issue immediately prior to this. Rating -- Average Rating, in Shields (maximum rating is 5.0). The number in () indicates how many people submitted ratings. Rank -- The relative ranking of the book among the regularly-published Superman titles. Average -- Average of the ratings for this title over the indicated number of months, based on the book's cumulative average. Each month is weighted equally, regardless of the number of people rating the book that month. If this book is averaged over fewer months than the rest, the number of months is displayed in (). Current Previous Avg (6Mth) Title Issue Rating Rank Rating Rank Rating Rank ----- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ Superboy 51 4.0(8) 1 3.8(9) 1 3.20 5 Superman Forever 1 3.9(9) -- --- -- -- -- Superman Adv. 19 3.7(5) 2 3.8(7) 2 3.38 4 Supergirl 21 3.4(6) 3 3.5(8) 3 3.48 3 JLA 18 3.4(9) 4 3.1(11) 5 3.50 2 Team Superman SF&O 1 2.9(10) -- --- -- -- -- Steel 50 2.8(7) 5 3.2(5) 4 3.53 1 Action Comics 744 2.5(11) 6 2.7(11) 6 2.67 7 Man of Steel 79 2.2(10) 7 2.5(10) 8 2.65 8 Adv. of Superman 557 2.0(12) 8 2.0(12) 9 2.62 9 Superman 135 1.6(8) 9 2.6(7) 7 2.78 6 "The Mighty One Returns!" SUPERBOY #51 (4.0 Shields, 1st place) - Superboy continues its dominance, attaining the highest overall mark for the second consecutive month. Not only are the long-time fans enjoying its resurgence, but even those who are not regular readers are noticing the upswing in quality and joining the Kesel/Grummett bandwagon. Depowered Armor Doesn't Float: Steel #50 (2.8 Shields, -0.4 Shields) - Despite two consecutive months of sub-par stories, this title is still on top of the six-month average, showing just how much it was appreciated by its fans before TPTB started mucking about with it. Too bad it can't go out on more of a high note, rather than have one of its last issues be a tie-in with a fan-unfavourite crossover. He's Back! SUPERMAN FOREVER #1 (3.9 Shields, 2nd Place overall) And Just In Time Too... SUPERMAN #135 (1.6 Shields, dead last.) - Only one of the March titles even managed to work its way up to 'average' (ACTION #744); everything else was bad to abysmal. Bringing in the lowest mark on a regularly-published title that I've seen in my year at KC was the final installment of both the Millennium Giants story and the Electric Blue Superman era. The return of the *real* Superman was greeted with much fanfare and many huzzahs by our reviewers, who all got a chance to voice longer-than- normal opinions on this milestone book. Information for 'Ratings at a Glance' and the ratings accompanying the monthly reviews of Superman comics are obtained from KC readers. Anyone interested in contributing may contact Shane Travis and will be added to the monthly mailing-list to receive a Ratings Form. _____________________________________________ AND WHO DISGUISED AS... --------------------------------------------------------- A Column of Opinion by J.D. Rummel (rummel@creighton.edu) The Basement Columns Part 4: The Way It Ends. (His lovely companion at his side, the Collector works among the piles of comics, examining his life, coming to grips with who he is and what he is meant to be). Here's one way to measure someone's love for you: Have that person sit in a cold basement and bag and box comic books on warm Friday nights, and pleasant Saturday afternoons. If they do it, that is the mark of a good friend; if they do it while you play your Elvis records, that is the measure of an extraordinary affection. Now, here's a way of seeing just how alien some parts of your life are: Amy and I sat there organizing the thousand or so comics I had so far decided to liquidate. She sat bagging comic after comic sometimes asking about the issue she held. At one point she held up a Marvel Fanfare with an "autographed" picture of the Thing on the cover. "Who's this?" "Ben Grimm--The Thing. One of the Fantastic Four." "One of them is named Stretch, right?" "Mr. Fantastic." "Hmmm. So, how did they get to be Fantastic?" "They were in a rocket and got caught in a cosmic storm that gave them powers..." Even as I explained this basic piece of comic history I felt a little foolish. This was not a conversation one has with regular people. One talks this way with kids and other members of one's own private club. Thank God she didn't ask me about the radioactive spider story. I wondered how she perceived me, this adult man who still goes to pick-up his funny books every Sunday. Although not always comprehending it, she has always been accepting of the side of me that embraces the fantastic, the fanciful. She continued to sit by me when I whooped during previews for _Batman and Robin_ last year (how could either of us know how it would suck?). She went with me to see _The Phantom_, and only mocked it lightly (it wasn't as bad as _B&R_, but the fan base for what is possibly the world's first comic strip hero is pretty small, methinks). She knows that if the Superman/Batman hour is on, I am probably unavailable for conversation even if the apartment is on fire ("Honey, please, it's hard enough to watch TV with all this smoke!"). As she plowed through my silver age comics she must have been thinking about the images that she was slipping into plastic and maybe a little about the man she was involved with. She asked me: "Why does Superman need a pal?" "Why does the Justice League have all of these characters?" "Does Superman sort of lord it over the others?" For her, they were probably innocent interrogatives, an attempt to understand the geeky hobby of this otherwise average guy she was dating. For me, they were complex questions. If you have spent your life reading comics, then go ahead, try and answer them . No matter how you try, those questions require multi-tiered responses. Each answer would have to involve psychology, marketing, history and a host of other considerations. The bottom line is, as I approach forty I am still in an alien, somewhat suspect world. I know that my mom always hoped I would "grow out of it." Other members of my family accept it, but some still look at the titles with a cocked eyebrow when they see them sprawled on the kitchen table. My real friends know that it is part of me just like needing glasses or breathing. I think maybe some defend me in their heads with the do-you-know-how-much- those-things-are-worth rationale. I don't think they know that I still read and enjoy them. Some I actually look forward to. I dearly love _Concrete_ and the new JLA. _Legends of the Dark Knight_ can still thrill me. Although I haven't really been that excited by the last few years of Big Blue (the Byrne years were the last time I eagerly anticipated reading a Super title), he is very much a part of me. When he returned to his true self in _Superman Forever_ this last Sunday, I felt like I had come home again after a long, boring trip. Looking at them today, so much more expensive, so much more exploited and available in the age of direct marketing, so much more of a business than I ever realized in my youth, I do not fool myself about liking them as an art form. I don't read all the high art material that the critics tell me to. I like super hero comics. There is something about caped, costumed, super, or just way-above-average guys who rise to meet some need that thrills me. I love stories about guys in masks who try to do the right thing. For some reason I suspect I always will. Even though I am selling quite a few of them, I know that I will continue to buy them. I don't know how they will be produced in the next century, I suspect that big changes are coming, but wherever they rise up, I will be there. On some level I may never fully understand, they speak to me. Some people love baseball, some can't stand it--many are in-between those two poles. Who can really explain why anyone finds certain subjects and embraces or disdains them? Because of my love for masked do-gooders, I will be in line to see _The Mask of Zorro_ this summer. Because of her love for me, even the parts she doesn't understand, Amy will be there too. Although I think Antonio Banderas might have something to do with it as well. I still read comics, but I'm not an idiot. Away! And Who Disguised As... is copyright 1998 by J. D. Rummel. Its contents may not be reproduced in any format without the written permission of the author. _____________________________________________ NEWS AND NOTES -------------- BOGGED DOWN ** After seven years of drawing and occasionally writing _Superman: Man of Steel_, Jon Bogdanove has announced that he is leaving the title he helped launch. Citing an increased workload resulting from additional writing chores and an urge to dabble in inking, Bogdanove decided that the extra creative control was causing problems meeting deadlines. The exit will be gradual, as he has plotted a "fun farewell" in issue #85 (4th Quarter 1998). ** Bogdanove won't be leaving the Man of Steel completely, either. His next project is DC's half of the Superman/Savage Dragon crossover. Bogdanove will pencil and ink that effort. ** So who will become just the second regular creative team on _Superman: Man of Steel_? Word has it that Mike Carlin announced some new blood at the recent WonderCon. Mark Schultz (_Xenozoic Tales_) will become the new writer, while Doug Mahnke (_The Mask_) will take over on pencils. In addition, Ron Frenz will be moving to another Superman project, and Steve Epting (_Marvel Universe_) will take over the pencils on _Superman_. GOLDEN AGE LOSS ** Artist John Sikela, well-known for his work on both Superman and Superboy stories in the 1940s and 1950s, passed away in late March. DC'S SECOND-HALF PREVIEW DC recently released a preview of their projects scheduled for the remainder of the year. Most of the items in this section hail from the preview, via Comic Shop News and Newsarama. ** The _Adventure Comics 80-Page Giant_ (August) will involve both Superboy and Supergirl. Keep watching Coming Attractions for further news on this and other Giants as they are solicited. ** According to writer Dan Brereton (via Newsarama), the _Superman: Silver Banshee_ miniseries has been rescheduled for October release, which will better take advantage of the tales' Halloween setting. ** Look for Grant Morrison's return to _JLA_ in July, and he'll be kicking things off with the return of the villain formerly known as Starro the Conqueror, in a follow-up to the team origin story from _JLA Secret Files_ #1. Following that, readers can expect a tale featuring Mr. Mxyzptlk and a JLA invasion of the fifth dimension! ** Expect a couple more Superman tales in upcoming issues of _Legends of the DC Universe_, beginning with a Superman team-up with Jimmy Olsen and the Newsboy Legion. The creators are the big news on this one, as Mark Evanier writes from an original plot by King Kirby himself, with art by Steve Rude (_World's Finest_) and Bill Reinhold. Down the road, look for another new Superman story written by Jean-Marc L'Officier (_Superman's Metropolis_) with art by Jose Ladronn (_Spider-Boy Team-Up_ #1). ** DC hopes to exploit the popularity of the JLA in the launching of a new, yet familiar, hero team. _JLA Versus Titans_ (3rd Quarter) is a three- issue miniseries pitting the JLA against everyone who's ever been a member of the Titans. Co-plotted by writer Devin Grayson and artist Phil Jimenez, this tale leads into the new ongoing _Titans_ series which will feature the original core lineup of the Teen Titans. ** In a series of interconnected annuals, the seven core members of the JLA will face "Ghosts" from their pasts. Based on a concept by Ty Templeton, the "Ghosts" story unfolds over the course of the summer in the _Batman_, _Flash_, _Wonder Woman_, _Aquaman_, _Green Lantern_, _Superman_, and _Martian Manhunter_ annuals, leading to a conclusion in _JLA Annual_ #2. Each issue will find the featured member facing de- ceased friends, lovers, ancestors, and enemies in a plot masterminded by Felix Faust. Each "Ghosts" annual features a unified cover design, with cover art by Bernie Wrightson. ** In September, DC travels to the 853rd century in _DC One Million_, this year's crossover event. The weekly, four-issue miniseries is written by Grant Morrison with art by Val Semeiks, and each DC Universe title will feature its one millionth issue. Not only will readers discover clues about the futures of their favorite heroes, but they will also meet someone from the distant future who will become a regular fixture in DC's present. ** The legendary Barry Windsor-Smith writes and illustrates his first in-continuity work for DC in the oversized graphic novel _An Evening With Superman_ (4th Quarter). In a glimpse into the development of one of the strongest relationships in comics, the story follows Superman and Lois Lane on their first date. ** Last month we mentioned that Dan Jurgens will be writing and pencilling a new three-issue miniseries called _Superman: Life_, featuring the return of Doomsday and guest-starring the JLA. DC's preview of upcoming projects lists this miniseries to appear in the 3rd quarter of 1998. ** John Francis Moore, Kieron Dwyer, and Hilary Barta, the creative team behind last year's _Elseworlds' Finest_ have re-teamed for a new Superman Elseworlds project, _Superman: The Dark Side_ (3rd Quarter). This three-issue, prestige format miniseries addresses the simple question of what would have happened if Kal-El's rocket had landed on Apokolips instead of Earth. ** The next Golden Age collection for your bookshelves will be _Superman: The Dailies_ (3rd Quarter). This hardcover set (co-published with Kitchen Sink Press) reprints the black and white daily strips from the 1930s and 1940s in three volumes and the full-color Sunday strips in a fourth volume. ** Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale, the creative team behind _Batman: The Long Halloween_, turn their attention to the Man of Steel in _Superman For All Seasons_ (3rd Quarter). This four-issue, prestige format miniseries follows Clark Kent from his final days as a boy in Smallville to his arrival in Metropolis, centering on the development of Superman's moral code and the maturity that helped shape him into the greatest of all heroes. ** One of the creators of the current Batman and Superman animated series teams with one of the most celebrated comics artists of our time to produce what will almost certainly be one of the most sought after books of the holiday season. Paul Dini and Alex Ross present _Superman: Peace on Earth_ (4th Quarter), an oversized, fully-painted one-shot which combines comic-book storytelling with a children's storybook sensibility. The story reveals just how much one man can do to ease the problems of poverty and hunger throughout the world, but as it turns out, there may be some things that are beyond even a Superman... ** Other future Superman projects include _Superman Annual_ #1 (4th Quarter), a reprint of the first 80-Page Giant annual from 1960; the previously announced _Superman/Batman: Generations_ (4th Quarter), John Byrne's Elseworlds miniseries; _Lex Luthor_, a four-issue miniseries by David Michelinie and Val Semeiks; and _Superman: Save the Planet_, a one-shot special by Louise Simonson and Scot Eaton. ANIMATED ADVENTURES ** The final new Superman episodes of the season are scheduled to air the weekend of May 2nd on the Kids' WB. The two-part story, featuring the debut of Supergirl, will air back-to-back in the full hour block of _The New Batman/Superman Adventures_. Check local listings for the exact times in your area. ** We've already told you that Mark Millar (_JLA: Paradise Lost_, _The Flash_) will be taking over the reigns of _Superman Adventures_ in June. That month's issue (#22) will begin a two-part story featuring Brainiac, and that will be followed by an appearance by the Parasite. Then readers can look forward to "World's Vilest," a sequel to the "World's Finest" cartoon teaming of Batman and Superman. ** By the by, the home video release of the "World's Finest" movie is currently scheduled for mid-August, though the date could change before then. ** Speaking of "World's Finest," viewers can also look forward to another teaming of Batman and Superman on the Kids' WB next season. This time out, the feature villain will be Ra's Al Ghul. Other returning characters for the third season include Supergirl, Darkseid, and Mr. Mxyzptlk. New guests for the third season include a villainess named Volcana, the Legion of Super-Heroes, Green Lantern, Sinestro, and perhaps Captain Marvel! ** Some details on the Daytime Emmy nominations for _The New Batman/ Superman Adventures_: composer Shirley Walker is nominated in the category of Music Direction and Composition; Robert Hargreaves, Mark Keatts, John K. Hegedes, George Brooks, Greg Beaumont, Kelly Ann Foley, and Diane Griffen (as a group) are nominated in the category of Sound Editing Special Class. BACK ON THE SHELVES AGAIN ** So let's begin with the bad news (or good, depending on your perspective). Information all over the media this past week announced that Warner Brothers has once again delayed the production of _Superman Lives!_ Though there had finally been some promising developments in the preceding weeks (see below), Warner Brothers was happy with neither the script nor the budget. Beyond this, there are conflicting reports on the status of the film. Some sources indicate that Tim Burton and screenwriter Dan Gilroy continue to work on a new script, while others indicate that the project is all but dead, with Nicolas Cage, Burton, and the rest all having moved on to other projects. A _Variety_ report indicates that Cage and Burton have "pay-or-play" deals, meaning that each will get paid regardless of whether the production proceeds. As an aside here, let me just point out that if Warner Brothers hadn't been so fired up to bring Tim Burton on board, they could have chosen another quality director. Then they would have been able to use Kevin Smith's script, with which (by all indications) both DC and Warner Brothers were more than satisfied. Had this been the case, the principal filming would have been complete some time ago, and we'd just be waiting for Industrial Light & Magic to finish the special effects. ** Oddly enough, just days prior to announcing the most recent production delay, another Warner Brothers press release hyped the selection of Pittsburgh to portray the city of Metropolis, including the transfor- mation of the city's City-County building into the Daily Planet. ** Interested in learning about one of the principal problems with the development of this film? Go find a copy of the May/June issue of _Cinescape_ (now on stands), in which Kevin Smith is speaking out about his experience with writing a script for producer Jon Peters. Need your curiosity piqued? In the article, Smith relates several weird ideas that Peters had for the film, including wanting Brainiac's robot assistant to be a "gay R2-D2". Peters also wanted Brainiac to give Luthor a space dog which wouldn't get along with Lex. His reasoning was that the movie needed a Chewie (_Star Wars_ again) because, "Chewie's cuddly, man, you could make a toy out of him." This insanity and more in the newest issue of _Cinescape_. ** In the weeks prior to the delay announcement, Nicolas Cage made several appearances on morning and late night talk shows, in which he made a point of explaining his support for the traditional Superman costume... almost. As his story went, he wanted to wear the traditional Red, Yellow, and Blue, but he wanted to lose the red trunks. However, when he showed the costume design to his seven-year-old son, the boy set his father straight, explaining that the red trunks were a must. Shortly thereafter, the trunks found their way back into the costume. AND ON THE MERCHANDISE FRONT... DC's preview (mentioned above) also indicated plans for various products to appear over the course of the year. Some of the below may or may not involve Superman, as the descriptions weren't always character specific. ** Been listening to the Superman on Radio collection from the Smithsonian? More classic DC-inspired radio shows are coming up on tape later this year. ** _The Ultimate Superman_ is an upcoming book which will feature a comprehensive look at the hero, his history, and all the items he has inspired. ** West End Games will be producing a new DC Universe role-playing game which will utilize the talents of DC creators to link it as closely as possible to the DC Universe. West End Games to aggressively support the game with modules, expansion, reference works, and more. ** The three JLA mugs solicited a few months ago have been postponed until August in order for DC to guarantee the highest quality. ** Bruce Timm, Brian Stelfreeze, Alex Ross, and others are working on posters for DC, featuring more classic images and fewer promotional posters linked to specific projects. ** DC will be offering a set of prints from Alex Ross' lenticular cover paintings for _Kingdom Come_. (This is how CSN lists it, but I don't recall any lenticular cover for _Kingdom Come_. I imagine these are from the _Superman Forever_ cover.) ** A sterling silver emblem ring featuring the Superman S-Shield will kick off a series of such emblem rings. ** The eagerly anticipated Superman statue designed and sculpted by Alex Ross, based on his _Kingdom Come_ vision of the Man of Steel is scheduled for September release. The statue, which you will find solicited in the next issue of _Previews_, will ship with a signed Alex Ross print. ** Working with Kenner, DC is producing an exclusive JLA seven-figure set that will only be available in comic shops. The set will feature Superman Red and Superman Blue figures that will be available nowhere else. The other figures in the series will be repaints of hard-to-find Total Justice figures. ** Finally, CSN is reporting that the Superman Animated action figures line has *not* been discontinued after all, and that we can expect a variety of new releases coming up later this year. I'm so confused... _____________________________________________ ORIGINS ----------------------------------- by Enola Jones (sj1025@gte.net) Part Four: Lana Lang All through his life, people with the initials LL have played an important role in shaping Superman. Perhaps the first of these was a red-haired ball of fire that lived next door to the Kents. Her name was Lana Lang. Lana was the only daughter of a widowed archaeologist. He would often go on digs for weeks at a time, leaving her with a housekeeper. More often than not, what he would bring back from these digs was a source of trouble for Superboy and, later, Superman... and his friends! I can recall one *very* interesting story from the 60s (illustrated by Kurt Schaffenberger) which focused on Jimmy Olsen. Mister Lang had brought what he thought was Pandora's Box from a dig. When Jimmy opened it, the demons escaped and tormented Jimmy. Turned out the box held a radioactive stone and the 'demons' were hallucinatory in nature. Lana and Clark were portrayed as the best of friends growing up. However, Lana had a *huge* crush on Superboy. She also had a suspicious nature, and became obsessed with trying to prove Clark was Superboy since she never saw them in the same place at the same time. Much of Lana's stories revolved around the "Oh-I'll-prove-he's-Superboy" plot. This is ironic, considering that Lana was also a superhero in her own right. Mister Lang brought Lana a ring back from a dig. It belonged to a pharaoh who had the ability to communicate with insects. When Lana put on the ring, she found herself with the ability to become half-girl/half-insect for one hour at a time, but never the same insect twice in 24 hours. Lana fashioned a distinctive yellow-and-black costume, and began a crime-fighting career as the Insect Queen. She did such a good job that she even became an honourary member of the Legion of Super-Heroes. Superboy found out her secret identity and, concerned for her safety, persuaded her to hang up her tights. However, Lana *did* keep the ring and sporadically still became the Insect Queen. In one comic from the early 80s, an ancient helmet that housed a malevolent entity used Lana as its focus of escape due to her "latent mental abilities." Sadly, this aspect of Lana was never developed nor mentioned again. (I no longer have this book, and if I am remembering wrong, I welcome corrections.) Clark and Lana dated some as they grew older. One comic opens with Clark shyly asking Lana if she will go to a Carpenters concert with him. A few panels later, Superboy is rocketing into the sky, cheering, "She said YES!!!" This attraction lasted into adulthood. When they were adults, Lana followed Clark to Metropolis. I am unclear what her career was in the 60s -- help, anyone? -- but the writers played up the Lois-Superman-Lana triangle for all it was worth! One story stands out in my mind. Superman had to leave Earth on some mysterious mission, but he left a new superhero from the planet Knarp to protect Earth. Lois and Lana both became attracted to him, and chose for who would go after him. Lana won, and Lois made herself seem silly and childish to the newcomer. Well, Lana ended up at the altar with the newcomer, who pulled off a mask halfway through the ceremony, stopping it cold. He was Superman! He went through such an elaborate charade -- Knarp was prank spelled backward -- to show the girls that their rivalry was silly. Unfortunately, it was a lesson that did not last long. In the books beginning in the 70s, Clark was chosen as a TV news anchor for WGBS. His co-anchor was none other than Lana Lang. This arrangement continued till the mid-eighties, when the revisions to the Superman universe began in earnest. And *here* we come to a major source of irritation to me. I like Lana Lang. I truly do. She is bright and inquisitive -- yes, a little annoying, but then who isn't? And I feel that in the universe created by John Byrne et al after the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Lana Lang was given the short end of the stick. Lana was still Clark's next door neighbour, and she was still the girl he dated. There was, however, no Superboy for her to suspect Clark of being, as his powers developed gradually. On her 16th birthday, if memory serves, he revealed his powers to her, then kissed her and flew out of her life. Lana is now married (to Pete Ross?) and living a happily quiet life in Smallville. A rather anticlimactic ending to an eventful story, isn't it? The red-haired spitfire who excelled at making mischief, who was a superhero in her own right, who was a highly visible news anchor -- is now a Kansas housewife. I do wish Lana happiness in her new role. It seems a waste of such a vibrant and exciting character, however. I hope the powers that be can come up with a storyline/story arc that will once more permit this fireball to shine in the spotlight. _____________________________________________ NEW COMIC REVIEWS ------------------------------------------ Comics Arriving In Stores March 1998 As usual, there were a couple of books involving the Superman family which we chose not to review this month. Also as usual, the first of these was the most recent issue of _The Kents_ (#10), the wonderful story of Clark Kent's adopted ancestors. Making an appearance in _Adventures in the DC Universe_ #14 was Superboy, involved in a race with the Flash. Ratings Panelists: ----------------- AW: Anatole Wilson DWk: Douglas Wolk MS: Mike Smith CoS: Cory Strode ES: Emmanuel Soupidis RG: Rene' Gobeyn DC: David Chappell EJ: Enola Jones ST: Shane Travis DJ: Derek Jackson GN: G.M. Nelson SDM: Simon DelMonte DR: Daniel Radice JO: Joey Ochoa TD: Thomas Deja DWd: Darrin Wood JSy: Jeff Sykes VV: Vic Vitek As always, the first rating given after the average is that of the reviewer. The average rating given for each book may correspond to a larger sample of ratings than what is printed following the average. ================================================= MILLENNIUM GIANTS: ----------------- 17: THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #557 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "The End of the World As We Know It!" Writers: Karl & Barbara Kesel Guest Penciller: Val Semeiks Inkers: Denis Rodier & Scott Koblish Colors: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Digital Chameleon Letters: Albert DeGuzman Assistant: Maureen McTigue Thrives on Chaos: Joey Cavalieri Cover Design: Ron Frenz Cover: Tom Grummett, Denis Rodier, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 2.0/5.0 Shields DR: 2.3 Shields (Story: 1.8, Art: 2.8) DJ: 1.4 Shields - This issue did nothing to develop an already pathetic story. EJ: 3.7 Shields - It was really great to see so many guest-stars fighting alongside the Supermen, especially Geo-Force and Terra, whom I have sorely missed. Superior art this time (except for one panel on p. 14) and Red's quip to SG about catching up over coffee had me in STITCHES! ES: 1.3 Shields - Nothing like beating up on a non-existent country to yank your heartstrings. Not even the JLA can save this story. _Secret Wars II_ feels epic besides this one... JO: 3.0 Shields - This issue was typical "Lets save the world from the big unbeatable monsters," action. The best thing about this was that it put an end to the "Two Supermen, Two stories" crap. JSy: 2.0 Shields - Sinking fast. The Supes readers should have been given a better introduction to Brion and Terra, especially given their roles in this issue. MS: 1.8 Shields - Too... many... guest stars! For being two people, Superman sure does take a back seat this issue. Great art from Semeiks, though. SDM: 0.1 Shields - The most unreadable Superman comic I've ever seen. Bad story, weak guest art, and interchangeable characters doing nothing that makes the least sense. You know, I love it when stories are named after songs (see this issue) or bands (see Aquaman's MG crossover issue). It gives me something to sing while I read! The only problem is that I don't know the words to this REM song. It's a little confusing, and the chorus can get a bit repetitive and boring. What does this have to do with the latest part of the Millennium Giants crossover? Well, it's a bit repetitive and a bit confusing, but it's got a catchy beat and you can dance to it. Of course, you'll look funny... We take you to the compound, Hawaiian headquarters of the teen known as Superboy! Our intrepid hero is dutifully playing "Riven" when he's interrupted by a news bulletin from Steel! (If you haven't been paying attention to the Super-titles, the Millennium Giants are in the process of destroying the world.) Superboy decides that he might as well join the troops. A quick ride later and the JLA arrives to assist Superman-Blue in Mexico, where Cabraca is wreaking havoc. Superboy, Green Lantern and Steel take off for Markovia, where Cerne and Sekhmet are heading, and Blueperman, Aquaman, and the Martian Manhunter take off after Cabraca. Meanwhile, in Markovia, Terra and Geo-Force attempt to protect the citizens from the impending meeting between the two giants. Luckily, reinforcements arrive, in the form of (deep breath) Superman-Red, Superboy, Steel, Green Lantern, Supergirl, Tempest, and the Teen Titans - including Captain Marvel Jr! Using the tried and true tactic of "Blast them with our useless powers, until they swat us away", the team fails miserably and can only watch as Cerne and Sekhmet succeed in lifting a section of the country away. That's right. Like a big ol' piece of pie. Gone. Poof! And how are The Man of Teal and friends doing? A bit better, but not by much. They succeed in stopping Cabraca's imminent stomping of Tritonis. How? A contrived manner, so to speak, but it's bearable. Thankfully, the underwater city is spared. Of course, by issue's end, Cabraca has resurfaced... in Metropolis Harbour! Oooh! That's scary! Will our heroes succeed? Will Metropolis survive? Will the Earth be spared? Will this story drag on even longer? If you answered "no" to any of those questions, you really don't understand comic book logic, do you? World-ending threats are *always* neatly dealt with. They're good guys. The good guys *always* win... Just because they're the good guys, though, doesn't mean they are bereft of problems. This book had a few of them -- like logic mistakes. How the heck did Cabraca get to Metropolis from Tritonis so quickly? We have to assume that Tritonis is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Cabraca managed to get there in the same time it took the Markovia heroes to admit defeat. I'd say about 5 minutes. Cabraca sure is a speed walker! Other problems? How 'bout art and colouring mistakes? Fringe, the behemoth from _Teen Titans_ with the vocabulary of my dog, manages to utter, "Careful Tempest". I think that's a mistake. Also, good ol' CM3 is removed in the second last page, and The *real* Captain Marvel stands in his place. Sure, they're minor mistakes, but that's why we have an editor. There are *two* people editing this book, right? Those sorts of things shouldn't see print. What about the art, in general? Well, for starters, as poorly as Denis Rodier works with Tom Grummett, he meshes even worse with Val Semeiks. Is Rodier, the real owner of DC and this is what he wants to do with his life so no one can kick him off? He really just shouldn't be inking. Everything looks rushed. Cheaply done. Poorly done. Scott Koblish, on the other hand, doesn't do too bad of a job. His stuff is a bit sharper, but he doesn't completely work well with Semeiks. Of course, I could be completely off base and mistaking Rodier's work for Koblish's, because they aren't credited by page, but I just know their styles. The pencilling itself is sharp, kinda like a more bulky version of regular penciller Tom Grummett. Semeiks is handling the art chores on this year's big DC Event, "DC ONE MILLION". I just hope he gets a better inker than these two! A few things about his pencils irked me, though. 1) Martian Manhunter: Lay off on the forehead! A little can go a long way! 2) On page 13, Cerne destroys part of Markovia with his foot. That was the *worst* drawing in the book. Ugh. Horrible. Other than that, I was quite impressed with this fill-in job. Just GET RID OF DENIS RODIER and things will be fine. Well, except for the story. I'm sorry, Karl, but you gotta stop doing this book. Why? It's a waste of your talents. You shouldn't have to put up with these boring, annoying, "event" stories. You can only do so much, man. I feel for you. It's not your fault. I don't blame you for what you had to work with. I *do*, however, blame you for Aquaman's line, "Leave the minnow to me. I'll keep him from swimming into the shark's mouth." Erk. Bad bad bad Karl. Of course, I suppose I'll forgive you because of the circumstances. Having to coordinate your book to follow the rest of the story would cause me to write such hackneyed lines as well. So there you have it! Get this issue to complete the amazing "Millennium Giants" storyline! It's well worth it's price as part of a filler tale that goes absolutely nowhere, and will probably have very few repercussions! Isn't that great? Oh, woe woe woe to the readers of this book. I am *highly* anticipating the upcoming "Time-Slip" stories! Each title is having, get this, AN INDIVIDUAL STORY ARC! Can you believe that? No more soap-opera! No more "continued in _Action Comics_ #744 from _Man of Steel_ #79"! What a novel idea! I sure hope it catches on! Dan Radice ================================================= 17.1: STEEL #50 May 1998 $2.50 US/$3.50 CAN "Among Giants" Writer: Priest Artists: Denys Cowan and Tom Palmer Letters: Pat Brosseau Colors: John Kalisz Separations: Digital Chameleon Asst. Editor: Maureen McTigue Editor: Mike McAvennie Cover: Ron Frenz, Denys Cowan, Tom Palmer, and Josh Myers RATINGS Average: 2.8/5.0 Shields JSy: 2.8 Shields DJ: 3.0 Shields - Superboy thinking Steel was mad at him was pretty damn funny. A good story, showing that heroes do sometimes think. DWk: 3.3 Shields - I miss the old character-oriented _Steel_, though not as much as I'm going to miss the title. I do appreciate the idea of his having a potentially dangerous plan, and then deciding that it really isn't worth the risk--maybe the first time I've seen that in a comic. ES: X.X Shields - I wish I could've found an issue to buy, but how could Priest pooch this lame 'Giants' story further? JO: 2.0 Shields - I don't get this one. They took a great hero like Steel and made him look like an idiot. The John Henry *I* know would never screw up that bad. Despite some bad ideas, this book was still well- written; cancel the artist and not the title. MS: 4.8 Shields - You know, if my book were about to be cancelled, I'd probably let the world be destroyed too. Priest proves why Steel deserves to be in the JLA, and maybe suggests that the JLA doesn't deserve to have him. TD: 1.5 Shields - A fairly nonsensical entry in an overall nonsensical crossover--and I *love* this book. Priest should've said "no thanks' to this idea. At least it was a *good* burger and fries... In this day and age of comics with a greater base in reality, one of the most intriguing aspects of super-heroism is the exploration of the choices that a hero must make while performing his heroic acts. Take the following situations, for example. -- A car has stalled in the path of oncoming train, and the driver can't open the door to escape. At the same time, a bus filled with 37 kids has gone out of control, broken a guardrail, and now teeters precariously over a deadly drop. Each tragedy will happen in a matter of seconds, and Steel simply doesn't have the time to save both. What does he do? Now, what if the bus is full of prisoners being transported to death row? Or what if the car's driver is his niece Natasha? In each situation, a split-second decision must be made; the choice will be based on instinct and emotion, and helps to define the character. Suppose, on the other hand, that Steel is given time to think. He has one hour to locate either his kidnapped niece Natasha or a bomb which will release nerve gas into the city, killing thousands. Which search does he start first, knowing that in completing one he may not have enough time to do the other? Situations like these can make wonderful scenes and/or stories, especially with heroes who don't possess super-human abilities -- heroes such as Steel and Batman. The more the hero is capable of doing, the greater his powers and abilities, the less interesting these situations become. Re-read the previous two paragraphs, but replace "Steel" with "Superman", and "niece Natasha" with "wife Lois". Where's the story there? Superman's abilities provide him the luxury of not having to make such choices unless the threats are much larger in scale. What happens, though, when you take situations that would give even the mightiest of heroes pause and drop them on the shoulders of a 'mere mortal' like Steel? Well, you get an issue like this one is what. In the Millennium Giants, the folks at DC have created a threat of such magnitude that even Superman could have some difficult decisions to make. (It's a shame the core titles themselves couldn't have made better use of that possibility.) By placing Steel's "tough choices" within the scope of this event they end up with results in one decision which isn't much of a choice at all and a second which is essentially meaningless. The first comes early in the book, as Steel and a host of other heroes are assisting Superman in an attempt to stop Cerne and Sekhmet. As the heroes regroup for a new attack, Steel sees a woman and her infant child trapped amidst the debris of a crumbling bridge and sinking fast. He chooses to drop back from the group of heroes and rescue the woman and child. This *would* be a tough choice if we didn't already know that the heroes have had no success in stopping the giants. They've primarily been using their abilities only to rescue the unfortunate souls in the giants' path. Thus, Steel hasn't made a choice at all. He's simply switched his focus from the people in the giants' path to those in the giants' wake. Furthermore, John's thought processes during this rescue are simply odd. First, he's short with Superman Red because Red tells him not to stop, but Red knows nothing about why he's stopping. If he'd known the situation, Superman would have made exactly the same decision. Later, during the rescue itself, Steel worries about what it will cost him to "focus on the big picture." For some odd reason, he seems to think that the Leaguers are ignoring the victims to concentrate on the giants. In fact, the *only* consistency of this crossover has been the illustration that the heroes are doing both -- rescuing people *while* trying to stop the giants. It's almost as if Steel hasn't been paying attention. The second decision occurs at the end of the issue. Steel proposes a theory about how to defeat the giants and, with the Martian Manhunter's assistance, creates a device to isolate the giants from the Earth's magnetic field. Such an act, however, could have a devastating effect on the entire planet. While the device seems to work -- at least temporarily -- Steel decides that the risk is not worth the possible cost, and so he destroys his device, leaving the giants free to roam the Earth once more. The problem, as presented, is not only too large for most readers to wrap their brains around, but also boils down to a "damned if we do, damned if we don't" choice. Whether or not he chooses to use the device is completely irrelevant. Either way, millions could die. Either way, he'll never know with any certainty what the best choice would have been. Ironically, Steel's decision means that the giants continue unchecked, just as they would have if he'd never even *had* the original inspiration for the device. For all his ingenuity, Steel now finds himself shouldering the responsibility for the possible deaths of millions. I think a better plot twist, one which would have made for a much more interesting story, would have come from combining the two scenarios. Suppose John found the device a success and *then* had to choose between continuing to employ that solution and stopping to rescue the woman and child. That would have been a meaningful and *extremely* difficult choice to make... and since the giants had to keep moving on into the Superman titles, his decision would have made for some great discussion fodder on the newsgroups. :) Well then, how about some thoughts on the rest of this issue? The one brief scene involving Natasha was the first stale use of her character that I can remember. Nevermind the fact that it felt *way* out of place among everything else that was happening. Regardless, there's still a bit of the sharp dialogue which characterizes Priest's use of the supporting cast. As usual, Cowan and Palmer's art is quite scratchy. In addition, their Superboy just plain needs help, and their giants are... less than impressive. On the other hand, they were the only art team during MG to really get Steel's armor right. In this issue, they turn out a pretty nice Supergirl on page 1 and a fantastic rendition of the Teen Titans' Argent on page 2. Note to Cowan: When swimming, it's easier to hold your breath in your lungs than in your cheeks. Something tells me that Steel would not be puffing his cheeks out while diving down towards the woman and her child. While we're talking art, it's really not fair of DC to use Alex Ross' artwork in the ad for _Superman Forever_. The regular artists (of *any* book) just can't win that comparison. All in all, this was kind of a letdown for _Steel_. Even so, it was quite a bit better than what we got out of the Superman titles during this so-called event, and still above average in comparison to most other books. Jeff Sykes _____________________________________________ MILLENNIUM GIANTS (cont): ------------------------ 18: ACTION COMICS #744 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "Crossroads" Writer: Stuart Immonen Guest Penciller: Anthony Williams Inkers: Scott Koblish and Jose Marzan, Jr. Letterer: Bill Oakley Colorist: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Digital Chameleon Assistant Ed.: Maureen McTigue Brobdingnagian: Joey Cavalieri Cover Sketch: Ron Frenz Cover: Stuart Immonen, Jose Marzan, Jr., and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 2.5/5.0 Shields ST: 2.1 Shields EJ: 3.8 Shields - Art was not as good as usual this time out. I couldn't BELIEVE it when Red blasted Blue! When he grew as tall as Cabraca I literally SCREAMED, and I did so again when he discorporated. ES: 2.6 Shields - Now, a huge Superman Red is a GREAT idea! Why wasn't this part of the big finale? It had the feeling of a classic Ultraman or Godzilla movie. Savour this issue, folks... JO: 3.0 Shields - The action in this book was enough for me to give it a semi-decent rating. The two Supermen sounded like they were pulled from a _Star Trek_ episode (think evil Kirk), but with each issue Red and Blue prove to me that neither are worthy of being Superman. JSy: 1.5 Shields - Move along. Nothing to see here. The "towering giants battle over Metropolis" was done much better a year ago, and Anthony Williams should use his own style instead of aping Immonen's. MS: 1.6 Shields - Giant Superman was cooler the first time, when Bogdanove did it eleven months ago. And why is the story not over? The nine-cover grid is. VV: 2.0 Shields - I have trouble believing either Superman would endanger so many in Metropolis on an "iffy" proposition. Then again, we have to do something to keep the story going for a few more issues. When we last left our intrepid band of heroes... well... they were in trouble. Sekhmet and Cerne were tearing up Markovia, Cabraca had just turned up in Metropolis Harbour, and ley lines all over the world were turning into those little perforations that say 'Peel Here'. Things don't get much better this issue. Sekhmet starts lifting great chunks of the North Atlantic into outer space, while the Teen Titans piffle away at her ineffectually. Cerne is in China punching holes in the Earth's crust while being ineffectually piffled by Green Lantern and Steel. And Cabraca? Well, he's about as fast as a glacier, because while the other two were zipping around the globe, he's managed to walk from one end of the harbour to the other. One of the nice things about shifting the focus to Metropolis is that we now have a legitimate reason to examine the reactions of the supporting cast. Of late, they have been relegated to a minor role, appearing in a few panels to remind the reader what happened last issue and serving as a bridge between the fight scenes, but no characterization and little of any consequence. Finally, though, we get to see: Lois -- acting like Lois. Brave, smart, tough as nails, and a reporter to the last, she flies with the Challengers of the Unknown trying to gather more data, trying to get the story, trying to pass along useful information to Superman... above all, *trying*. Perry -- Last one out of the Planet building, like a captain going down with his ship. Ron Troupe -- On the phone with his girlfriend Lucy Lane until the communications blackout hit, and stoicly showing Perry that he has learned the first rule of Journalism; get the story. Jimmy, Misa, Ashbury and Scorn -- Mercifully absent after their over-exposure in the last four months. (Hey! Maybe there _is_ an up side to this whole Millennium Giants story....) Lex -- Saving the skin he values the most, which surprisingly in this case is no longer his own. Gotta figure that a man like Lex would have a contingency plan for these World Shattering Events that rock the DC universe on a regular basis... and how in-character can you get, that he blames the power failure on Superman despite a total lack of evidence? Unfortunately, almost all of this great characterization takes place in the first 14 pages. Page 15 is wasted by a poster-shot of the Titans failing to have any effect on Sekhmet, and things go downhill from there. Notice how I didn't include either of the actual Supermen in the above back- slapping session on characterization? Well, there's a good reason for that; neither of them displays the brains that God gave a thimble. Let's examine, shall we? Superman Blue -- Clark doesn't know where his new powers came from, and he doesn't know why the Giants roam the earth -- yet he has been smacked in the face repeatedly by evidence that the two are linked. First was the Millennium Guard who came looking for him as 'the Anomaly'. They came back again when he split into two, and that split was the triggering event for calling the Giants. We've seen that the only time Earth's heroes are even remotely successful in diverting the Giants is when Superman uses his powers to do it, and that the Giants seem to react disproportionately to Superman's presence. Despite all this, Blue just doesn't get it. When he thinks to himself, "I need a natural ley line," and one *appears*, does he make any connection between thought and event? When Cabraca takes an interest in Superman's handiwork, does Blue apply Occam's Razor and look for the simplest answer? Sadly, no; instead, he comes up with a Dana Scully-esque twist of logic involving the silicate ore that he's just dredged up from the harbour. For a guy who's supposed to be the calculating, logical, *thinking* half of the two, he seems rather dim. Superman Red -- Brash, impulsive, prone to action before thought; these things I can deal with. What I can't deal with is out-and-out stupidity coupled with a "Hulk Smash!" mentality. It's fine to act without due consideration or planning, but Red does more than that; he actively spurns the plans that others come up with. I can see him ignoring Blue, as the two Supermen seem to have a psychological blind-spot when it comes to listening to one another, but Red ignores both Lois and the Challengers in favour of his hare-brained scheme to 'grow big and fight Cabraca'. The only redeeming moment for Red is that he was willing to sacrifice himself if it meant destroying one of the Giants. In the end, it is only the little touches in the first half of the book which provide any sort of saving grace whatsoever. Without them, this issue would simply have been yet another boring and redundant chapter in the non-event that was The Millennium Giants. With them... well... it still wasn't worth my $2.75, but at least my money wasn't totally wasted. Final thought: I am *so* glad that this era is drawing to a close. From day one, the writers have had a tenuous grasp (at best) on what Electric Superman can and cannot do. Another blunder crops up in this issue; after taking great pains on numerous occasions to point out that Superman 'zaps' from place to place at light speed Superman complains that his journey from Tritonis *took too long*. Give it up folks. Stop even trying to pretend that you understand what Big Blue can and cannot do, or that you are all working from the same script. Bring on _Superman Forever_ and the non-crossover stories. Shane Travis ================================================= 19: SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #79 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "End of the World!" Plot: Louise Simonson and Jon Bogdanove Words and Pictures: Jon Bogdanove Inker: Dennis Janke Letter: Ken Lopez Colorist: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Digital Chameleon Goddess and Nudge: Maureen McTigue Boss: Joey Cavalieri Special Thanks to: Dave Cullen Cover: Jon Bogdanove, Dennis Janke, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 2.2/5.0 Shields MS: 2.0 Shields DJ: 2.8 Shields - I shudder to read another comic with Bog's art and a Louise Simonson story, but this one was better than usual. The fold- out was cool, but they are really dragging this story out. DWd: 1.5 Shields - Are we there yet???? ES: 1.2 Shields - The Keeper Of The Flame is the surprise guest/plot twist?! Weak! This storyline proves that the Super-Team is no longer inspired and the Triangles must come to an end. JO: 2.5 Shields - You mean that's it?! You save the world from one of the biggest threats its ever faced by blowing out a candle! I don't think so! The Millennium Giants had a great reason for existing, and they deserved a much better defeat. TD: 2.8 Shields - To my surprise, Janke and Bog merge to produce the sort of powerful art Jon is capable of--the first few pages are breathtaking. Pity the story had to go and mess it all up. VV: 2.0 Shields - Transdimensional rifts and rafts? Didn't Supermen think about why the "Keeper of the Flame" wasn't too unhappy about having it extinguished? Welcome to the next installment of the Millennium Giants crossover! Yeah, this issue was solicited as an epilogue, and it doesn't have a place on that nine-panel cover grid, and it's not sporting the "BEHOLD THE MILLENNIUM GIANTS" tie-in banner at the top, but these are merely details. It'll take more than common sense or marketing savvy to keep a DC Big Event down! I'm at a bit of a loss to review this issue. I thought the Giants storyline would be winding down by now, but it's just now finally starting to get somewhere. Glancing at the top of the issue, I see the phrases "THE END OF THE WORLD!" "INSIDE THE GIANTS" and "TONS OF GUEST STARS" just above the title, "SUPERMAN: MAN OF STEEL." So I'll break with tradition and judge this book by its cover. 1. END OF THE WORLD! -- This never happens. I see global disasters, but nothing worse than any other MG tie-in so far. The Giants move, they destroy things. They faint, they destroy more things. Heroes try some crazy stunt, and it doesn't work. Par for the course. Sure, there's a shot of impending doom on the last page, but even that is continued in _Superman_ #135. This is more like "End of the World's Eve" if you ask me. 2. INSIDE THE GIANTS -- Thanks to Steel, the Challengers of the Unknown, and Lois, the Supermen learn that they must tunnel into one of the Giants to stop them. So we get the inside of one Giant. The rocky one. He's full of rocks and cold water. Makes me glad I didn't ask. 3. TONS OF GUEST STARS -- About half of the JLA, the Titans, Superboy, Supergirl, and the aforementioned Challengers. This claim was accurate, except most of these characters were talking like pod people the whole time. Too many guest stars equals too many mischaracterizations. Superboy: "I think she's headed straight for Johannesburg!" What kind of wisecrack is that? 4. SUPERMAN -- Yeah, at first. The first page is a great shot of Blue rocketing into space to save his red self from dispersing. They cobble their containment suits together, and spend the rest of the issue joined at the wrist. Throughout the story, the Supermen adamantly refuse to give up their individualities, bicker with each other, and complain that their old self could have handled the job better. The only respite from this is when they fearlessly risk their lives to extinguish the flame in the Altar of the Giants. Too bad that it was all a trick by the Keeper of the Flame, whoever that is, to free himself. Superman plays the fool again. I imagine that this disgrace is just to build up to Superman's glorious return to normal, but I've had enough of reading Superman comics that are little more than twenty-two page ads for the next one. 5. THE MAN OF STEEL -- The only redeeming quality of this issue was the guest appearance of Steel. With all the plot, characters, and story elements under the reins of the crossover's grand design, Simonson, Bogdanove, and Janke make it all up to me by welcoming back the hero who got me on board in the first place: Steel! Perhaps the only guest-star handled properly this issue, John's already on the scene in Australia to give the Supermen the weapon they need to stop Cabraca. Even as he explains the situation to them and the Martian Manhunter, he's still taking time to save lives along the way. If not for him, this book wouldn't have had any Supermen at all. Kudos to the entire creative team for stopping this thing just short of rock bottom. Trust me, it's a compliment. In the end, however, _Man of Steel_ #79 fails to live up to its own cover. Not even Steel is enough to bring this up to standard quality. I'm really frustrated with this title right now. I hope the next three issues will be able to escape these problems on the way to the 1930's. Here's hoping... Mike Smith ================================================= 20: SUPERMAN #135 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "Shattered Worlds" Vocals: Dan Jurgens Lead Guitar: Ron Frenz Bass Guitar: Joe Rubinstein Drums: John Costanza Keyboards: Glen Whitmore Light Show: Digital Chameleon Manager: Maureen McTigue Sellin' T-shirts: Joey Cavalieri Cover: Ron Frenz, Joe Rubinstein, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 1.6/5.0 Shields TD: 1.5 Shields DC: 2.2 Shields - While we finally learn the point of the Medallion, it seems rather lame. DJ: 1.9 Shields - Wow! Let's see how many different characters we can throw into a story. And what happened to the Millennium Guard? ES: 1.0 Shields - A large rip-off of Fin Fang Foom converses (not fights) with the Supermen, talks in riddles, and dies from boredom as Red rips the Medallion from its chest. This issue was so dull it couldn't give me a paper cut. JO: 3.0 Shields - If Red and Blue had to end their existence in such a predictable, boring and "I've seen this before" kind of way at least they did it with the right attitude. For once they acted like Supermen! Call me generous, but that saved the book. JSy: 1.5 Shields - The art was rough, the plot was completely indecipherable, and the lava "dragon" was just a bit too weird for my tastes. I still don't know what the heck was going on with the Keeper and all... MS: 0.1 Shields - The lamest part of the lamest story arc of Superman history, from the lousy amnesiac recap of events by the Supermen, to the "shocking" revelation that a boring new character and an irritating new character are the same guy. Superman's had enough? That makes three of us. *Sigh* I suppose we should just be grateful it's over. After this absolutely nonsensical finish, all us true Superman fans can go back to reading about Superman Flesh, the one true All-American hero, but I guess Jurgens didn't want to let us leave without one final pain, like an Indian Burn across our souls. I've read this twice but I still can't really tell you what happened. The Dynamo Duo succeeded (I think) in overloading the Millennium Giants, but in doing so (I think) they managed to tap into and destroy much of Earth's bioetheric energy. As the Legion o' Heroes evacuates Australia, the Men of Sparks take the word of the ancient Latin American mystic who (I think) showed up earlier in this crossover. They head to the center of the Earth (I think) to find the Medallion of the Damned and meet a dragon (I think) that speaks colloquial English and is (I think) the spirit of Mother Earth herself. Little Boy Blue decides to go straight to the center of the Earth and (I think) suck all the geothermal energy back into the Earth while Little Boy Red (I think) endeavors to utilize his energies to (I think) recharge the shorted-out ley lines. As they do this, the shaman is revealed as the Keeper of the Flame, who was introduced (I think) in last week's _Man of Steel_. He has been making rumblings all throughout the story about the twins transforming (I think), and the two Electric-Kals also discuss this a lot but (I think) aren't so happy with the idea. The Keeper rants on about being (I think) released from his vows while the world (I think) heals itself. As everyone breathes a sigh of relief, J'onn J'onzz announces that he cannot detect the thought patterns of either Superman--meaning (I think) that the Men of energy are no more. This story is Jurgens at his worst, with characters acting *way* out of line, Supes Blue behaving like some Vision knock-off and a plot that is so hazy as to be transparent. I suppose I should be more outraged, but I can't; this story is just typical of almost all the stories in the this crossover. Is Team Superman *so* contemptuous of us that they think this sort of babbling let's-make-stuff-up-as-we-go-along garbage is what we really want? God, I sincerely hope that this is the last megacrossover I have to sit through in the Triangle titles; I honestly don't think I can take another one this shabbily put together. Which leads us to the art; I want to know why Jon Bogdanove is so reviled when his pencils at least have a Simonson/Kirby-esque power and strength while Ron Frenz's sloppy, unexciting, dull and just plain lazy pencils are approved of. Some panels are so painfully bad that I can't bear to look at them--the worst offenders include page 5, in which Frenz literally just alters the figure of Prysm in the top panel to make the Green Lantern of the bottom panel, the ludicrously forced perspective on the top of page 17, and the panel of the Keeper on page 21 that is the SAME DAMN PANEL as the one on page 20, with some slight background alterations. Frenz needs time off, if not a new assignment, because his work has simply become painful to look at (I'd almost be willing to let Josh Hood take over this book, it's so bad). [Don't even joke about these things, Tom. -ST] "Shattered worlds" is simply an awful ending to a wretched crossover -- a finale so totally without merit it should never have been allowed in the printer's press. I feel like I should make a comment about things getting better after next week's return of the one, true Superman, but I have a horrible feeling this is *not* going to be the case. Superman deserves better than Ron Frenz; I would almost say the character deserves better than Dan Jurgens, but Dan's been getting better. I can only hope somebody sees the light and never lets such a miserable crossover happen again. Thomas Deja _____________________________________________ THE RETURN OF THE MAN OF STEEL ------------------------------ 21: SUPERMAN FOREVER #1 Lenticulated Cover $5.95 US/$8.50 CAN June 1998 Standard Cover $4.95 US/$6.95 CAN Plot: Karl Kesel, Dan Jurgens, Stuart Immonen, and Jon Bogdanove Script: Dan Jurgens, Karl Kesel, Stuart Immonen, Louise Simonson, and Jon Bogdanove Pencils: Dan Jurgens, Tom Grummett, Val Semeiks, John Byrne, Kieron Dwyer, Norm Breyfogle, Stuart Immonen, Anthony Williams, Dick Giordano, Scot Eaton, Jon Bogdanove, Steve Yeowell, and Paul Ryan Inks: Brett Breeding, Denis Rodier, Klaus Janson, Hilary Barta, Joe Rubinstein, Jose Marzan Jr, Dick Giordano, and Dennis Janke Letterer: Albert DeGuzman Colorist: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Digital Chameleon Asst. Editor: Maureen McTigue Editor: Joey Cavalieri Special Thanks to: Bob McLeod Cover Paintings: Alex Ross RATINGS Average: 3.9/5.0 Shields Synopsis: _Superman Forever_ opens with that scene we have all seen before -- Kal-El being rocketed away from Krypton as a child. We see again the pain and anguish of Jor-El and Lara as they send their child to Earth... but this time, it seems to have a slightly different ending. What crashes in that field in Kansas is not a rocket, but a full-grown Superman! Fortunately, he is once again found by Jonathan and Martha Kent, only this time their son is injured. They realize that he must have been trying to make it home after his battles with the Millennium Giants, and put him to bed back on the farm. When Clark awakens from his deep and restful sleep, he hears his parents talking, worrying about him. He goes downstairs to comfort them -- only to realize that they are outside! Hoping that the return of his super-senses also means he has the rest of his powers back, Clark risks a hernia by lifting a tractor to show off; fortunately, his guess is right! The three of them go back inside to recap the Giants cross-over. Claiming that she, "... [N]ever did care for that blue suit," Ma hands Clark his old red-and-blue duds. He puts them on, and it's Up, Up, and Away! [Cue spooky music] Kismet (one of those beings who runs the universe) reveals that Superman was restored because of his truly selfless act, but that the Earth is not out of trouble yet. There is still a danger, "... one which may send Earth into the Abyss of Darkness, never to return!" [Organ swells, then fades.] Lois Lane, biggest jinx in the world, has called a few of her father's friends and managed to hitch a military plane back from Australia, when the engine blows up, sending it spiraling towards the city! Much of the collateral damage is handled by the timely arrival of Superboy, Steel, and Supergirl, but it is only the reappearance of The Last Son of Krypton that really saves the day. He leaves a rather large pothole (and roadblock) in the middle of downtown Metropolis, but saves the plane and its inhabitants. This timely arrival is the first Lois has seen of Clark since he disappeared fighting the Giants, and she is ecstatic that he has returned safely. She is about to plant a big wet one on him when her ardor is cooled somewhat by the arrival of SB, SG, and Steel. Everyone is buzzing with questions for Superman on how he survived and regained his powers; fortunately, Supergirl knows of Clark's secret ID and manages to discreetly steer everyone away. Superman flies Lois home and drops her on the roof; as she makes her way downstairs, he uses his newly-rediscovered super-speed to zip inside and start the champagne chilling... only it isn't champagne that Lois is thirsting after. (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!) A discreet time-interval later, at the Daily Planet... Perry, outraged that editorial consultant Simone DeNeige has run a front-page picture of Lena Luthor, storms out of his office -- and right into Jimmy Olsen, who has come back to the Planet, tail firmly tucked between his legs, to beg for his old job back. Amazingly (to Jimmy) Perry hires him back on the spot. His victory dance is interrupted, however, by a raging Lex Luthor who barges into the newsroom demanding an explanation for the paper's picture, but before he can work up a good head of steam, he receives a phone call; Lena has been kidnapped! Moving to the crime scene, a large hole in Lex's 42nd story apartment is a good indication that the criminal is super-powered, so both Superman and the SCU are on hand to try and help and look for clues. Turns out, one arrived in the mail -- a box full of dead black roses. Luthor immediately recognizes them as the handiwork of the Contessa Erica del la Portenza -- Lena's mother and Lex's wife. He doesn't let on to the police that he knows, though, and all leave to do their respective jobs. Also doing their jobs are Lois and Cat Grant, who run into each other as they both track down a hunch on Strykers Island. Unfortunately, their idea fails to pan out, as Toyman is still safely secured. In an attempt to come up with some other suspects, they consider Superman's rogues gallery but draw a blank. Superman has no better luck when he visits Cadmus. Seems like everyone is drawing a blank. The only person who is finding anyone is Jimmy; he runs into Roughhouse of Intergang during a trip to Bibbo's bar. Following him back to their hideout, Jimmy feels safe in the knowledge that he is invisible to Intergang after Misa used one of her gizmos on him -- only to rudely learn that the gizmo has long since worn off! Captured, Olsen is questioned by Boss Moxie. Fortunately the gizmo has lingering effects; Moxie seems unable to remember why he wanted to talk to Jimmy, so he simply orders him killed. Misa to the rescue! Amidst much gunfire, Jimmy and Misa make their escape moments before Lex walks in. He gets to finish that tirade that he started at the Planet, and smacks Moxie around while ordering to find Lena, under pain of death! Ron troupe gets a hot tip, leading the SCU to check on noted Markovian painter Dmitri Yezhov. This lead too proves to be a dud; he only *wishes* he had stolen the child so that he could return Lena to his beloved Contessa, with whom he is much enamored. Taking a break from his inventing, Emil Hamilton looks in on Kandor, where they are celebrating Cerimul's birthday -- a fact which a homesick Ceritak recalls even as he spends time with Ashbury Armstrong. The pair heads back to the Armstrong domicile, but not fast enough to avoid running into her father, Dirk. Such a scene would usually lead to him yelling at both of them, but for now he just seems happy that his daughter is safe and well-protected by her big blue bodyguard. Leaving the pair rather confused, he heads back to the Planet for 'the biggest news day of the year'. Everyone is getting antsy now, looking for Lena. Intergang is roughing up its stool-pigeons, and Lex is roughing up Mayor Sackett for involving the SCU, the FBI and Superman -- none of whom are people he controls, or wants involved. While choking Sackett with his own necktie, Lex reminds him that the last Mayor who got in his way was removed... with a bullet. During this confrontation, a ransom demand arrived -- $10 million to be dropped off under the Queensland Bridge. Lex smells a rat; the Contessa doesn't need money. Still, he plays along. The drop-off point turns out to be anything but deserted, Clark finds out as he covers the scene. As a matter of fact, it seems that most of Metropolis has converged on this point; the SCU, lying in wait for the kidnappers, runs into Intergang, and are rescued by the Golden Guardian while Lex and Clark look on. In the confusion, only 'Machine' Gunn is captured, and everyone else makes good their escape. During questioning, Gunn reveals that he saw Superman near the Hypersector last night. Knowing that he was nowhere near there, Clark checks it out. Following a hunch, Lex does too. The hunch proves true, and Superman finds himself face-to-face with the kidnapper -- Bizarro! Lena lies in a replica-rocket atop a ton of dynamite; in his own twisted way, Bizarro feels that he is saving the little girl from the evil Lex, and will send her off to live on another planet and be raised by good people. Unfortunately, in doing so he would destroy the Hypersector and kill Lena in the process. As Superman and Bizarro battle one another, the imperfect duplicate momentarily gains the upper hand for a moment and lunges for the detonator! Watching the whole scene from closed-circuit TV is the real villain, the Contessa. She has arranged the whole scheme to prove to Lex how vulnerable he is to her now that he loves someone, but she has no desire to see Lena die. (After all, she is Lena's mother!) She activates a signal, and the Bizarro goes up in flames... but not fast enough! Only the speed and invulnerability of the real Superman protect Lena from the explosion. In a beautifully-rendered sequence, Lex arrives on the scene and orders, then blusters, then begs Superman to return Lena to him. Watching still, Contessa gloats to her partner, the mad scientist Dabney Donovan who created the Bizarro, as Superman flies away to the adulation of the city once again. Finally, the epilogues. Kismet, who has been watching Superman, cries, "Wait! It begins now!" and we are treated to four epilogues -- one each from the Golden Age, the Silver Age, the 'Polyester' Age (1970s), and a future version of Superman. What, exactly, is going on? Well, all will be revealed over the next three months in the individual Triangle Titles. Stay tuned! (Synopsis written by Shane Travis ) Opinions: ========== Derek Jackson (DJ) Rating: 3.8 Shields The GOOD: A very good story, with a big surprise as to who the kidnapper is. I hope we see more Bizarro creations soon. Lena seems to be making Lex a little more human, showing that he can actually care for someone. Most of the art was decent, and most of the plot was above-average. The best part of the whole story is we are rid of the damn electric duo. The bizarre ending both confused and made me look forward to the upcoming stories. I hope that the original Superman will bring us some better quality stories than we have seen recently. The BAD: They really need to set some rules for the artists. In the first few pages, Pa Kent has absolutely no hair on his head; after Clark wakes up, we see Pa Kent with a full head of hair. While I understand each artist draws characters differently, they need to have some basic rules about characters. The UGLY: The Contessa steals her baby, and then lets Luthor have Lena back?!?! I don't buy that. That's her daughter too, and I don't see the Contessa giving her up just to get back at Lex. If anything, keeping Lena would drive Lex even more crazy. There is no bond greater then a mother and her child. ========== Dan Radice (DR) Rating: 4.3 Shields (Story: 4.0, Art: 4.6) Lenticular Cover: Nice idea. If you hold it right it looks animated. You can't dwell on each individual image, though. Regular cover: beautiful. Just beautiful. That's all I can say. Though this book didn't answer all my questions, it was excellent book! I'm still wondering exactly how the twins came to be, and exactly how Superman got electric powers in the first place, etc. I'm sure that this book wasn't produced for those reasons, though -- merely to give us a quick ending to the Electri-Kal saga. The story was filled with some great bits, such as a glimpse at Luthor's fear and vulnerability beneath his rough exterior. The rest of the cast was handled great; the return of Jimmy Olsen to the Daily Planet was handled quite nicely. What we have here is a good Superman book which answers some questions, gives us a few more, and also serves as a great starting point for new readers! What more could you ask for? Over 20 artists lent a helping hand to this book, and I could fill a full 30 lines gushing about what I liked. Good Art: Jurgens, Grummett, Dwyer, Eaton, Bogdanove, Semeiks, Immonen, Dick Giordano, Breyfogle, Williams and Yeowell, and their respective inkers. I wish I had the room to describe everything I enjoyed. Poor Art: John Byrne and Klaus Janson. I think this was partly the inker's fault, but that two page villain spread was horrific. Where's Kerry Gammill when you need him? The Epilogues: The first three epilogues were all fantastic, especially Bog's two-page glimpse of The Golden Age Superman. I could barely stop laughing as I read the captions. The fourth epilogue wasn't all that good -- likely due to Janke's inks on Ryan's pencils -- but Rubinstein inks Ryan in _Superman_ #136 so I can let this slide. Great stuff, all around. Overall: Well worth the price, whether you purchased the lenticular cover or standard edition; I'm glad that I stuck it out, and now I get to see a harkening to eras past! The Superteam has outdone itself. Here's looking forward to never-ending battles, for years to come! ========== Emmanuel Soupidis (ES) Rating: 3.0 Shields At long last, the issue that everyone has been waiting for has come. Although the path getting there was rather bumpy, we seem to be on course once again for super-hero action of the highest order. Off the top, let me say that I liked the flow of changing art teams, except for Klaus Janson's butchering of John Byrne's pencils with his inks. With this book, we are still left without a thorough explanation of the electric powers Kal-El has been saddled with (which I never minded), and no hint of when we will know its origins. If there was a tip-off in the last few months, pardon me, but they all seem like a 'giant' blur. Despite this, _Superman Forever_ does rectify some things. First, Jimmy is a cub reporter again, and a humbled one at that. I'm still not enamoured with the Intergang plot line that has dragged on far too long, but at least Jimmy is reporting about it rather than joining the never-ending battle first-hand. (Misa is still an oddity in this sub-plot, though.) Second, the focal point of all evil in Metropolis seems to be leaning back towards Lex Luthor with the kidnapping of his daughter. Superman vs. Luthor is perhaps the most famous of all super-hero conflicts, yet it had really lost its lustre until just before the Giants. Treat Luthor like a mainstay fixture, and not a sub-plot, and things will get better for the readers as it gets worse for Superman. Third, there is an acknowledgment of the Super-Rogues' Gallery. Let's hope that they use them. What _Superman Forever_ should give each reader an impression of is that the Man of Steel is back on track. It offers a sense of nostalgia, of good times, and of an old friend who has returned to a position of prestige. Considering what recently came before, this should make all Super-fans grin with anticipation. Just in case you thought I'd overlook the obvious, Alex Ross' mighty cover is my winner for cover of the year RIGHT NOW, lenticular or not. Contest is CLOSED!! ========== G.M. Nelson (GN) Rating: 4.7 Shields Overall, a pretty good read and a fairly satisfying conclusion to the new powers storyline. The Alex Ross lenticular cover and the opening sequence by themselves were worth the cover price -- of course, any time Superman readers get to see their favorite hero drawn again by Dan Jurgens it's a good day. (If he won't take back the monthly chores on Superman, maybe he'd take the S:MOT quarterly?) That the Jurgens segment was early in the book was good too, as it got the classic Superman back into the action quickly and allowed the story to move ahead from there. The writers and artists made good use of the larger canvas throughout the issue; the required recaps didn't even seem forced. (Though it's the best- known origin story in comics, it wouldn't have been an anniversary issue without a re-telling of it.) The supporting cast was well used throughout (Kesel again showed he has the best handle on the married Kents), and the revelation of Bizarro and his "plan" was a clever twist. Great scene with Luthor at the end. Overall, a well-balanced, full tale. Two flaws, however. First off, the how or why of Superman's transformation into an energy being was never adequately explained. Was it his efforts to get his powers back after Final Night? Did some other agent cause the change? Who can tell? Secondly, I can't believe the Contessa would endanger her daughter by putting her in such an unstable situation; the Superman-Bizarro battle could have gotten out of the Contessa's control quickly and set off the explosives. ========== Joey Ochoa (JO) Rating: 4.5 Shields The Man of Steel Is Back! As much as I found the change interesting, I was always glad that it was temporary. The classic look has a lot of great things going for it. I loved the opening pages where Clark slowly discovers his old powers have returned amongst some pretty cool dream sequences. At first I thought that people were a bit too accepting of the transformation, but then I remembered that the folks in Metropolis are very hard to freak out. The book made some changes that were long overdue. Jimmy is finally back where he belongs and can stop running around the wild ways; that whole story was nothing but a waste of time and pages. I'm also happy to say goodbye to Superman Red. Sparky the Wonder Kryptonian had his moments, but Sparky squared was the first piece of bad writing I've seen from this team in a while. Perhaps the best thing about this book was the point of view it took. This book could have been all about Superman and his powers. Instead, it chose to focus on how the return of our original hero affected the people around him. Combining the reaction of the supporting cast (who are really the strongest point of what makes Superman) with the suspense of the kidnapping made for an excellent piece of work. The one thing that worries me are the epilogues. We just got our hero back; looking at him in all these different times is totally unnecessary and I hope it ends quick. I would prefer that the writers return to current continuity and continue the great job they started with this book. ========== Jeff Sykes (JSy) Rating: 4.0 Shields Since the first thing noticeable about this issue is the art, let's begin there. Alex Ross' cover was breathtaking (as was the stand-up in the store), but I much prefer the standard cover to the lenticular, which sacrifices the quality of the paintings for the simulated motion. As for interior art, I was quite impressed with the smooth transitions between artists; the differences were much less jarring than these types of projects usually are. It was nice to see Jurgens pencilling the Man of Steel again, though Breeding's inks weren't as strong as I remember them. The only true negatives to the art were the surprisingly bad combination of Byrne and Janson, and a less than stellar effort from the usually strong Immonen. As for story, I was ecstatic to see the return of the real Karl Kesel, who's been somewhat missing in recent issues of _Adventures of Superman_. His plot twist at the conclusion of the kidnapping was wonderful, and the portions that he scripted included some of the strongest characterization in months. Stuart Immonen's script was also pretty good, especially in the Armstrongs/ Scorn scenes. Simonson's script of the SCU battle with Intergang left me a bit cold, but what followed was pure gold. The climax of the story, in which the culprits are revealed was some of the most magical storytelling and artwork the Superman books have seen in a while. Bogdanove draws perhaps the most powerful scenes of his career, from the tremendous image of Superman rising from the debris, cradling Lena in his arms, to the classic aerial of Superman at the conclusion. Most impressively, Kesel, Simonson, Bogdanove, and Janke manage to take the same Luthor who has recently been portrayed as so gloriously evil and turn him into a helpless, caring father who is more concerned with his daughter than anything else. At the same time, the formerly victimized and sympathetic Contessa is made to look like an uncaring monster. (What mother would allow Bizarro to get *near* her daughter!?) Fabulous. Finally, Bog's two pages of the Golden Age Superman are so dead-on that it's scary. If the next few months can live up to what was begun here, then we're in for the thrill ride we've been waiting for. ========== Mike Smith (MS) Rating: 3.8 shields A lot of repetition in this book. I liked the numerous splash panels of Superman, but hated the constant exclamations of "Wow, Superman you're back to normal!" Ma never liked the energy suit? That's not what she said about it in _Superman_ #123, and Jurgens wrote the script for both! Nice to see the writers so quick to defend their creative decisions. The writers said early on that the New Powers had a cause and that cause would be revealed. I still don't see it. Moreover, I have no idea how Superman changed back. I'm surprised to see that this is indeed a jump-on point for new readers! Lena is kidnapped at the beginning, rescued in the end. Nice and neat. The question is: what new reader will pay so much for a jump-on point? Especially when none of the plotlines established in this issue will be dealt with for another three months! Loved the preview of the Golden Age Superman. The Silver Age Preview looks great. Looks like Immonen got the raw deal; his preview looks just like Kesel's without the humor or style. Jurgens' is pretty dull. Overall, great to see Superman charging back into action. Amazing the difference a change of clothes can make.... ========== Simon DelMonte (SDM) Rating: 2.8 Shields I really wanted to love this one, but I didn't. This was not a bad comic, but the good elements (strong characterization of Luthor; Bog's art work, good scripting for the most part) and bad elements (a weak portrayal of Supes, bad penciller/inker combinations, inappropriate artists, the Jimmy/Misa story) were about equal. While there might be reasons for hope, there are still reasons for worry. I suppose I should be happy that, if nothing else, the real Superman in the real costume with the real powers and the real S-shield is back, but I just can't help feel foolish. Why did I buy this at $4.95? Why did DC do this in the first place? Wouldn't just making it a four-parter (or better yet, a two-parter) have worked just as well? Why not do a special truly and clearly celebrating the 60th anniversary instead? Of late, everything DC is doing with its big guns worries me, and nothing here calms me at all. I wonder if I'm getting ready to pack it in, as I've threatened to do but never have. I still love Superman, but the thrill is gone in these parts. The costume is back, but not much else followed. ========== Vic Vitek (VV) Rating: 4.5 Shields (Story: 4.8, Art: 4.2) For those people looking for an explanation as to how Superman gained or lost the energy powers, or split into two, forget it. Call it "story needs" and leave it at that; anything that brings back the Man of Tomorrow works for me. This story shows exactly what you can do if you really want to put out a quality issue. While the return of the real "Man of Steel" is the reason for this issue, the Super-writing-team did a bang-up job on a lot of the subplots that have been going on forever. Personal favourites included Perry accepting Jimmy back to the Planet staff (a very in-character move) and the realization by Dirk that having Scorn as a bodyguard for his daughter isn't a bad thing after all. I'm not sure that Ceritak will be around much longer, though; I think he is getting homesick. The epilogues bring promise of stories like I read growing up as a Silver Age fan and I can't wait for the coming month, especially the Superman of the Future and maybe Elastic Lad . (BTW- is the license plate in the last GA panel something to do with John Byrne?) The whole kidnapping is done superbly, in my opinion. The clue to the kidnapper's identity is given very early, and even if you don't catch it right away (I didn't), it falls into place when the kidnapper is revealed. We learn that the Contessa is alive (hinted at, and known by all, but not shown), and that Luthor has a very formidable foe whom he can't even describe to the police. Watching those two spar in the months/years ahead will be fun and very interesting. The overriding theme in this book is a return -- not just of the Man of Steel, but of NORMALCY. Things are back to the way they should be. Superman as Clark Kent, husband of Lois Lane. Perry White as commanding Editor-in- Chief of the Daily Planet. Jimmy Olsen, NEWSPAPER reporter. Lex Luthor, evil genius aiming to control Metropolis, but not truly in control of himself, between Lena on one side and the Contessa on the other, and Superman watching all the while. Let's hope the "normalcy" is around for a long time to come. _____________________________________________ SUPER-FAMILY TITLES: ------------------- SUPERBOY #51 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "The Test!" Game-plan and Cleanup: Karl Kesel Home Run Hitter: Tom Grummett Scoreboard: Comicraft Color Commentary: Buzz Setzer Equipment Wrangler: Frank Berrios Halftime Entertainment: Mike McAvennie Wrote the Rules: Jack Kirby Cover: Tom Grummett, Karl Kesel, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 4.0/5.0 Shields RG: 4.0 Shields (Story) 4.5 Shields (Art) DWd: 4.0 Shields - Finally a Super comic that can be enjoyed on a number of levels. Keep up the good work boys! EJ: 4.0 Shields - EXQUISITE art! I LOVE Superboy with long hair! The panel where he remembers was worth the price of the book. ES: 4.1 Shields - The plot thickens! Congrats to Kesel for building suspense and interest not seen in the regular Super-titles. Grummett's art is so much his and yet also so much Kirby goodness. You must buy this book; you deserve a good Super-story! JO: 4.5 Shields - You survive bullets, a big rock and a volcano and that makes you God? I suppose that works if your Bible happens to be a bunch of old newspapers. MS: 3.5 Shields - Another crappy Millennium Giants tie-in that... what? It wasn't? Oh, right. Must have been what made it so good. SDM: 3.7 Shields - Not quite as much fun as the first part, but made lively by the full-fledged return of the Kid as the star. This is not a profound comic but it's what I expect from my escapist entertainment. Karl and Tom deliver what I need. The new team got things off to a great start last issue, and they seem to be trying to out-do themselves. I didn't think they could top last issue, but instead the team has raised the bar on my expectations. We can but hope that they can keep it up. This book has everything that I read comics for: humor, quality, a well-paced story, and artwork that makes me want to pick the book up again just to see if I missed any of the hidden details. I miss the Kirby stories of the 70s and this one reminds me why. Last issue found Superboy in a place where animals talk and humans don't. Humans are kept as slaves and even as pets. When he saved the leader's life (Caesar) and regained his speech, he was believed to be the prophesied Mighty One -- but to prove it, he has to take a test. Long-time readers know the Kid doesn't test well. To prove that he is the Mighty One, he has to pass four tests that would have given Hercules problems. The first is the test of the _Fortress of Solitude_ (I know, it gets better) where the Kid has to prove he is 'faster than a speeding bullet' by surviving a gauntlet of automatic weapons. The next is the _Deadline of the Daily Planet_ where he must catch a huge stone globe (a la Indiana Jones). The last obstacle combines the remaining two tests where the Kid needs to 'Leap over the tallest building' and face the 'Fury of Doomsday'. The animals have taken a few, _small_ liberties in creating these; The Kid is loaded into a catapult and thrown into a volcano. The sight of the volcano triggers Superboy's recollections of Hawaii, restoring his memory in full (and with it, the knowledge of how to fly and use his powers. Since he has earned the title of `Mighty One', the Kid gets answers to a few of his questions. As you probably guessed by the nature of the tests, the 'Mighty One' was really Superman, and somehow Superboy has been transported far into the future. He turns down Caesar's crown, and asks to be allowed to explore the world to look for a way home. Prince Tuftan offers to be his guide. They make a quick visit to "Sakers Store" where Superboy gets his costume back, and it's time to get a few answers. After last month I went back and found some of my original Kirby _Kamandi_ books. I can't believe how well Kesel and Grummett have taken the original story and brought it, intact, into the `90s. When I read the Previews of the story line I was almost dreading what was going to be done to one of my all- time favorite series. I'm no longer worried. In fact if they continue doing this good a job, I'll be very sorry when Superboy leaves to go home. The story is full of action and reads so well that it's over before you expect. The art in the book is just short of incredible. Nicely detailed with a lot of subtle jokes hidden in the background. (Look for a life preserver from the S.S.Minnow -- and there are more.) If you're one of the people who dropped this book about a year ago (I don't blame you!), you should seriously consider picking it up again. I doubt you'll regret it. Rene Gobeyn ================================================= SUPERGIRL #21 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "Through a Fractured Prism" Writer: Peter David Artists: Leonard Kirk and Prentiss Rollins Letters: Pat Prentice Colors: Gene D'Angelo Seps: Digital Chameleon Assists: Frank Berrios Cracked: Mike McAvennie Cover: Gary Frank, Cam Smith and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 3.4/5.0 Shields TD: 3.0 Shields ES: 3.5 Shields - This title is never boring. A little bit of combat, a little bit of romance... none of it what you'd expect, as is with good PAD writing. That's enough reason for you to be buying this title monthly. Leonard Kirk's pencils are solid as usual. GN: 4.3 Shields - Peter David's take on Supergirl/Linda Danvers continues to engage. I especially liked her exploration of angels and her scene with Andy. Since she originated as "protomatter," Linda might at least give some thought to what Andy is saying, even if she chooses not to accept her "invitation." JO: 3.7 Shields - I'm with Supergirl; I hope things work out for her and Comet, but the last thing she needs is to hook up with another bad guy. As always the supporting cast and their ongoing problems make this book a joy. JSy: 2.5 Shields - While the extraordinary (even for Linda) circumstances in this book result in some great dialogue (and thoughts), the main plot just bored me to tears. Let's dump the Comet thing and move back into the Earth-bound angel/Wally the God-boy thing. VV: 3.6 Shields - Peter David plants some clues for Supergirl to find to convince her she is who Buzz and Wally says she is--but are they real? The Kents continue to shine in this series; Martha shows the incredible perception only a mother could show. I do hope this Comet plot is resolved soon, though. If you've been following my reviews, you know I'm not entirely fond of the Comet storyline, or for the Andy Jones 'Let's-not-reveal-her-shocking-secret' one. Well, in this issue, David starts bringing one storyline to a head and resolves another, and neither of these are as awful as I imagined. That's not to say they couldn't be better, but at least I'm not gacking. We open on Comet being pursued by a generic super-villain-type called Fracture. Fracture represents something called the Stable, and has been sent after Comet to collect the money this figure owes for skipping out on his contract. It stands to reason that their paths would cross with Linda's who is busy in the library reading up on angels. It seems that the book to which Wally directed her contains information on an 'Earth Angel,' a spirit created when a person selflessly sacrifices him or herself for the purpose of saving someone who is beyond hope. (Gee, I wonder who THAT is.) She also finds a picture of a Cherub that bears a resemblance to Wally, but is interrupted by Andy before she pursues it further. Andy takes Linda to lunch, and the big revelation EVERYONE saw coming comes, and things get awkward until Fracture shows up, declares that he's going to make off with Linda because she's pally with Comet, leading us into our obligatory fight scene that ends with Fracture giving Comet 24 hours to pony up (sorry, couldn't resist) or the collection agent will level Leesburg. Linda tries to get some answers out of Comet, but ends up in a liplock with the super-fast hero instead. Elsewhere, Martha Kent doesn't have nearly as much success in reaching Sylvia as John did with Fred; declaring she's gonna be stuck on the bottle for a while prompts Fred to make a painful decision to divorce his wife. I still have no idea where David is going with Comet, although at least I'm beginning to see that there is a plan, and it's not the one I was afraid it was. I would prefer fewer horse jokes, though--the one in which Fracture decides not to break Comet's leg because 'then we'll have to shoot you' is a bit much. I also would have preferred a bit more characterization of Fracture. There are glimmers of what this character is like, especially in relation to the man's philosophy, but the fact is he's generic -- a character with no real sense of past or future, who's just there for the ride. As for the Andy Jones sub-plot, which comes to a head here, I really have to question why David put it here at all. The revelation just sits there, and there's no real resolution as David has Fracture show up to interrupt the tete-la-tete (although it does result in a very funny line). I guess I would have preferred to see more with Sylvia and Fred, whose scenes are where PAD's script gains its electrical charge. I also deeply missed an appearance by Wally, who's become as integral to the book in this phase as Buzz was in the first year. Kirk's artwork is serviceable this time, as he's once again teamed up with Prentiss Rollins. I will say, though, that this cover, which marks the swan song of Gary Frank on the book, is priceless. David and Land have been hitting more often than missing these days. "Through a Fractured Prism" is squarely in the middle, neither engaging nor off-putting, and maybe holding a promise out for a better second half to the story. Thomas Deja _____________________________________________ OTHER SUPERMAN TITLES: --------------------- JLA #18 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "Synchronicity" Guest Writer: Mark Waid Penciller: Howard Porter Inkers: John Dell Colorist: Pat Garrahy Separations: Heroic Age Letterer: Ken Lopez Assistant Editor: L.A. Williams Editor: Dan Raspler Cover: Howard Porter and John Dell RATINGS Average: 3.4/5.0 Shields AW: 3.5 shields DWk: 3.5 Shields - So much happening so quickly that it felt like reading a Silver Age comic. Not up to Morrison's standards, but close. JO: 3.7 Shields - Messing with time and or probability always makes for big trouble and good reading in comics. I'm looking forward to the next issue to see what they do without the Bat. JSy: 3.1 Shields - I still don't care for Porter and Dell, and there's no way that Batman would have forgotten about Oracle the way he did. Still, there's some fabulous dialogue, and I loved how Wally and Kyle were so in awe of Batman. MS: 4.0 Shields - Batman can't count, Flash can't recognize his girlfriend, Superman's powers make sense, and Steel makes his sixth appearance of the month. That Engine of Chance doohickey really _does_ work! SDM: 3.3 Shields - A fun Waid story, the kind he used to write when he did _JLI Quarterly_. Not much Supes here, but Waid seems a bit more sure with the Blue version than the regular writers (and thank God that era is over!). Looking back on some recent critiques, I've realized something. Caught up in the complexity of Grant Morrison's plots and characterization, I've spent inordinate amounts of time dwelling on the minute details and blurring my focus on the reason most of you read this review and the rest of the Kryptonian Cybernet--to see what our favorite Kryptonian is up to and how he is being portrayed. (Now, of course, there's a double purpose as Steel is added to the JLA roster.) So in the future, if it's okay with you, I'll dwell less on the minute details and try to concentrate on how Grant Morrison (or whoever is writing JLA) uses or abuses our Men of Steel. That said, I sadly have to say Superman is only a bit player in the current drama, and Steel disappears early on. In essence, one Julian September is the villain of this piece. He has invented a device that triggers good or bad luck, depending on your point of view. For the Justice Leaguers, the bad luck is a string of villains and disasters. The good luck is that, by seeming coincidence, whenever a JLA'er needs a hand, a fellow teammate pops up to help out. Once the disaster is averted, though, one hero from the team disappears, and we see a newspaper headline or other reference to the latest successes of Julian September: Being awarded a Nobel Prize, scoring big in the stock market, winning the lottery, etc. In the case of Superman and Steel, they converge with Wonder Woman just in time to prevent seven airplanes from crashing into each other. Crisis over, Steel vanishes in a flurry of newspapers reminiscent of the disappearance of Robert DeNiro's character in _Brazil_. Finally, the remaining heroes converge on an emergency in Washington D.C. where seven villains have simultaneously decided to kill the President. The JLA handily defeats them, only to discover that the Chief Executive is none other than Julian September. Apparently, nobody remembered voting for him and realize something is amiss. In the ensuing struggle, the fortune machine is destroyed and September disappears, to be replaced by a woman president. Green Lantern may be naive enough to think that a woman could actually be elected President in the United States, but the rest of the JLA instantly realizes that the fortune machine has skewed reality, and that it's changing history. Batman deduces the nature of the fortune machine (events are all based on the number seven), as the Flash looks on with complete adulation. Batman is just pointing out that the JLA has been reduced to seven members and therefore won't be further affected by the fortune machine, when he disappears. Whoops! Did he forget, perhaps, to count Oracle as a team member, or is some other cause afoot? Tune in next issue.... Mark Waid does a capable job scripting this issue. The actions flows smoothly, and the characterizations seem fairly consistent: Aquaman is irritable, Plastic Man annoying, and the Flash precariously balancing between experienced hero and awestruck Batman fan. More importantly, Mark appears to really be having fun as he writes the characters. I've never seen Batman pace back and forth as he did here, though; that seems to suggest an uncharacter- istic nervousness on his part. Steel gets a couple of panels to himself, disabling a plane's engine in order to change its trajectory. His dialogue, however, is somewhat bland, only serving to explain why he's not following up on a plane that, with one engine down, would still be in some danger of crashing. I have to say I'm still questioning whether Steel is an ideal member of the League. As much as I liked him in his own series, I'm still not sure that he adds enough contrast -- power-wise or character-wise -- to really make a difference here. I'd like him to be more than just the JLA's version of Iron Man. The Porter and Dell artwork was enjoyable as always. As much as I loathe Plastic Man's personality, I have to admit that he, like Green lantern, has a lot of graphic potential that lets the artists go wild, and that's when they do their best work. Anatole Wilson ================================================= SUPERMAN ADVENTURES #19 May 1998 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN "The Bodyguard of Steel" Writer: Mark Millar Penciller: Aluir Amancio Inker: Terry Austin Colorist: Rick Taylor Letterer: Lois Buhalis Assistant: Frank Berrios Editor: Mike McAvennie Cover: Rick Burchett, Terry Austin, and Rick Taylor RATINGS Average: 3.7/5.0 Shields CoS: 3.0 Shields - While this isn't bad, it isn't good either. An average comic that does little more than set up a premise and follow it through in a pedestrian manner. DWd: 4.0 Shields - I think the writers of the regular super titles should have a look and see how a proper super story should be handled! ES: 3.3 Shields - Well-drawn story, and the ending had me surprised! I'm glad this book is getting away from the kiddie fare and returning to its earlier glory. GN: 4.4 Shields - Multi-face looks to be a good addition to the Superman Rogues' Gallery. The revelation of his actual target was a clever twist. I still wish they'd use brighter colors for Superman's costume. JSy: 3.9 Shields - So this is the new regular creative team for the book (as of a couple of months from now). Fun story and nice dialogue, and good use of a minor character from the series. Look forward to Millar's ideas for the book. If you've ever hung out around a comic shop with older fans, or been on an internet newsgroup, you'll inevitably get a fan who complains about the books put out by DC, saying that they used to be so much better in the Silver Age. He'll say that the stories had less filler, were never continued, and were more than issue-long fight scenes. What I don't understand is how these same fans won't even look at a book like Superman Adventures, since it as close to a Silver Age comic book as you are going to get without buying a back issue or a reprint. When I was a kid, I didn't like the DC books because the stories rarely lived up to the cover. I've heard how those books were created by editors such as Mort Weisinger and Julie Schwartz, and how they would come up with the cover first, then assign a writer to base a story on the cover. This issue of _Superman Adventures_ seems to have started the same way, with a great shot of Clark Kent in a crowd, firing at someone while Superman swoops in, deflecting the bullets. Much like those Silver Age books, though, the story doesn't have the same impact as the cover. We open with a great sequence of Superman barreling through a series of defenses to get to the Oval Office of the White House. When he makes it through, we find out that he is testing to see if the military can stop a superhuman intent on killing the President -- and of course, it can't. Superman offers to be the President's bodyguard for the next 48 hours. That time-frame is important because that's how long until the President signs a major peace treaty, and someone has posted a one billion dollar bounty on his head to prevent him from signing it. (Story flaw #1: Even if the President signs the treaty, it has to go through Congress...are they going to offer a bounty on anyone who votes to confirm?) Clark had been assigned to cover the signing ceremony, but he makes a lame excuse to get out of it and Perry buys it. Lois is assigned to cover the event. Meanwhile, Lex Luthor has hired an assassin named Multi-face, who demonstrates his skill by posing as Luthor and passing through LexCorp's security without being stopped. The group at the White House gives Superman information on Multi-face, saying that the FBI has received word that he's been hired for his biggest hit ever. (Story Flaw #2: If the FBI knows that he's been hired, shouldn't they know by whom and for what? Heck, if they know he's a hired assassin, and can find out when he's accepted a job, could it be much harder to actually catch him? The writer obviously couldn't think of another way for Superman to be on the lookout for him.) Superman helps the military stop a number of assassination attempts by former foes such as the Toyman, Weather Wizard, the Parasite and Intergang (all told to us in captions). When the time comes for the announcement and signing, Superman is with the President, looking for anyone who could be Multi-face. It is at this point we get the cover scene, only... Superman never blocks the shot, as shown. He is about to, but the military commander pulls Superman out of the way since he had found out seconds before that Multi-face had been hired to kill Superman, not the President. (Incredible Coincidence #1: The General is told seconds before the press conference is to be held.) A subplot of the General not liking Superman (he feels it's easy to be brave when you're invulnerable) is wrapped up quickly with this bit of business. One of the reasons the Silver Age style of storytelling finally went away was because people got tired of the formula. As much as the Silver Age boosters go on about how much they hate gimmicks, the stories of that era were almost all gimmicks. This story held both the good and bad points of that formula, making just an average comic to me. This is not to say that Silver Age = bad; the current story on _The Flash_ ("The Human Race") makes good use of the Silver Age style, so it can be done right. It was done very well in Scott McCloud's baseball story of SA #13 -- it just didn't work for me here. Mark Millar is taking over the book in a few months as the regular writer, and it's likely he will continue in this manner, since it follows his pattern from other books he's worked on, both alone and with his writing partner Grant Morrison. Amancio's art does a fine job of telling the story, but it doesn't go much beyond that. Other artists who have worked on the book have done a nice job of characterization in how the characters act and react, adding to the story without overpowering what was going on with little asides. There isn't any of that, and other than a very nice Kirby-ish opening sequence, the story- telling is uninspired, simply getting us from point A to point B. One of the highlights of this series for me is how Lois influences the story even if she isn't a major character. The artists and writers give her little bits of business to do in each of her panels with expressive looks that get the reader inside her head even if it doesn't matter to the story. In this issue, Lois just seemed to be put in because she's a character who has to appear in every Superman story. All in all, this felt like a fill-in story. Even though _Superman Adventures_ doesn't have the soap-opera aspect of Superman's never-ending battle, it has always had a feel that something is going on. This one felt like it was the second week of the month, so a Superman story had to be done. It could have worked with any other superhero. A better story was in the offhand remark by the General, who wondered about Superman's bravery. This book has done good stories in the past on premises like that one; maybe Millar will do that story soon. Cory Strode _____________________________________________ SPECIALS: -------- TEAM SUPERMAN SECRET FILES #1 May 1998 $4.95 US/$6.95 CAN "Secret Origin: Those who wear the Shield" Writers: Barbara and Karl Kesel Penciller: Bob McLeod Inker: Mark Pennington Additional Features: Writers: Eddie Berganza, Matt Brady, Chris Duffy, and Priest Pencils: Eric Battle and Georges Jeanty Inks: Doug Hazlewood, Jimmy Palmiotti, and Dexter Vines Letters: Clem Robins Colors: Tom McCraw and John Kalisz Separations: Digital Chameleon Asst. Edits: Maureen McTigue and Alisande Morales Editors: Mike McAvennie and Dan Thorsland Cover: Dave Johnson and Matt Hollingsworth RATINGS Average: 2.9/5.0 Shields RG: 2.0 Shields (Story) 3.0 Shields (Art) DC: 3.0 Shields - Makes me long for a new "Superman Family" comic book. ES: 2.3 Shields - Nothing new here (aside from Steel's hammer tale, which was good), but it was told well and drawn decently. Was it worth the high price, though? Not really... GN: 3.5 Shields - The origin recap was pretty good, revealing a lot about how Superboy, Steel, and Supergirl view Superman. JO: 4.0 Shields - These issues are always fun and a must-have for any fan of the characters. They shouldn't have crammed the three of them into one book -- it made their origins seem too short. Still, it was well worth the money. SDM: 2.5 Shields - Some good stuff, like the Steel/Warrior story and the Who's who items by PAD and Priest, but the lack of new info, a weak (if sometimes intriguing) lead story, and that horrid timeline lower the grade. TD: 3.0 Shields - The origin stuff was a waste, and Josh Hood should never be allowed near a pencil AGAIN, but a good jumping on point for potential new readers (not that STEEL will have a chance to keep them--*sniff*) What can I say; it's yet another of the DCU (DC Universe) Secret Files and Origins (SF&O) books. That means that it's a great place to learn more about your favorite heroes. The stories are not usually as good as the ones in the heroes' own titles, but if you're looking for a solid and current background on a given hero (in this case heroes) then they are an excellent starting point. The profiles could bring a new reader up to speed fairly quickly. This one was no exception to the formula. What was different was that it was a single book concentrating on the three other heroes currently in the DCU who wear the 'S' shield; Supergirl, Superboy, and Steel. The introduction story of the book establishes the time as being right after the Millennium Giants story line of the past few months, taking place during the brief time when both Superman Red and Superman Blue have disappeared. Superboy, Supergirl, and Steel gather in Metropolis looking for Superman to make an appearance. As things progress they stop some looters, each in their own special way, then get to talking about themselves. We get (very) brief origin stories from each of them. The talk drifts from origins )Supergirl doesn't give quite all of hers to the other two) to what the "S" shield really means to each of them and to the world at large. It's... informative, but didn't quite cut it for me. Each has their own view of what the shield stands for, but it takes Perry White to put it all into perspective for them. As the story comes to a close, there is the sound of a plane exploding, that leads directly into the _Superman Forever_ book. Overall, a fair intro to the other members of the Superman Family. The remainder of the book (like others in the SF&O series) is made up of single-page profiles that go a long way to introducing the members of the ongoing casts of the various titles. Each page has a picture of the cast member and a brief biography, and explains how they fit into the lives of our heroes. Not all of them are good guys either; each of the series' main villains are represented as well. Other pages are filled by a two-page teen-magazine style interview with Superboy, a couple pages of Linda Danvers' (aka Supergirl) diary, and a background story on the changes to Steel's hammer starring Guy Gardner: Warrior. The story (what there was of one) was forced, though it did explain why the three were in Metropolis when Superman returned. The backup story with Steel and Guy Gardner didn't work either; it certainly won't convince DC to keep Steel's title going. It read like it was just there to take up pages. I think my biggest complaint with the book is that it seemed as if it was just thrown together at the last minute. Either the editors didn't proof it carefully or there are bits of Steel's history that have never made print, and seem to contradict each other (Steel played baseball in one mention and football in another). My favorite feature of the book was the condensed time line that anchors the three characters into the rest of the Superman history (post-Zero Hour). I also liked many of the profile pages. Artwise, what can I say? I think very nearly every current artist at DC contributed to this book. As such some of the pages were fantastic, others not so great. It happens in a book like this. Overall, I can only recommend this book to new readers and people who don't pick up the other (non-triangle) titles in the Superman Family. If you are a regular reader this one can be skipped. Rene Gobeyn _____________________________________________ THE MAILBAG ------------------------------------- (sykes@ms.uky.edu, KryptonCN@aol.com) KC Responses are indented and begun with **** ========================================= From: David Thomas Chappell (dtc@acpub.duke.edu) [Derek Jackson wrote, in the review of the _Challengers_ crossover,] "It would be nice if DC would print more of these if they plan to run a crossover from one of their biggest comics. Four comic stores, and these were all sold out. (One of the stores only had 2 to begin with!)" The problem rests not on DC's shoulders but the individual comics stores. Each store decides exactly how many copies of each issue they will order. Stores were warned about each part of the Millennium Giants crossover, so managers who paid attention could have easily ordered extra copies this month. You can be mad at your store, but please don't blame DC for something that isn't their fault. **** I also want to point out that if you want to make certain that you receive a copy of a title you don't normally buy, you should let your comic shop owner know that you want a copy. Information about crossovers is provided in _Previews_ and in our own Coming Attractions. While you shouldn't order if you have no intention of buying, most store owners won't force you to buy a pre-ordered mainstream title (most DC and Marvel qualify) if it turns out that the crossover isn't substantial enough to justify the purchase. ========================================= From: Neil Hansen (Neil4161@aol.com) "The Game of Secret Identities" is a very fun piece. One day, all of these articles (or at least the best of) will have to be assembled for a special magazine available on the newsstands. I think it would be a real kick and I know I'd buy one. The writer was correct about Byrne not developing Lois and Clark's relationship. I always thought Byrne fell flat after the first issue of _Man of Steel_. However his ideas were sound because they worked well within the realm of television, from the _Lois and Clark_ series to the current animated version. **** I've often wondered if there would be enough interest for a printed special edition of the Cybernet, collecting the best of our opinion pieces and Phantom Zone reviews. Of course, that would mean investigating printing costs, distribution methods, copyright concerns, etc. Proceeds from such an effort, after compensating the contributors, of course, could be used to defray the costs of a domain name and/or web host in the future. Granted, there's no way on Earth I'd pursue this until I get that little piece of paper with the letters P, h, and D on it, but that day is drawing closer and closer, and the concept *is* intriguing! :) ========================================= From: Jim Lesher (jlesher@npr.org) If you haven't been buying _Supreme_, I *strongly* urge it. In fact, according to the most recent _Previews_, there will be a trade paperback reprinting the first six parts of the storyline Alan Moore has been writing since he started on _Supreme_. It is *very* well done. If you have not read or cared for _Supreme_ before this, don't worry. Moore takes the new reader through the story very skillfully. It's specifically written to appeal to the comics fan who likes modern comic storytelling, but who also enjoyed the Superman stories of the 1950's and 1960's. Pick it up. I can promise you that you will be glad you did. **** Unfortunately, _Supreme_ did not survive the Awesome Implosion, as it's come to be called. When Awesome scaled back its line during the past month, _Supreme_ wasn't one of the titles rescued. If the trade paperback actually comes out, I'll likely give it a try, but it would appear that Alan Moore's job on _Supreme_ is gone for the immediate future. Of course, that means he's currently available for a Superman title! [HINT, HINT, DC!] Speaking of Alan Moore, that brings me to a comment that J.D. Rummel made in "The Basement Columns, Part 3." He said that "as long as the pictures are good, we forgive bad writing" and that "if the stories aren't pretty, then even extraordinary writing will have a difficult time making a success." I suppose that's true. I can certainly think of many examples that fall into those two categories. For example, I found the _Legends_ mini-series from the late 1980's to be very good because of the phenomenal art by John Byrne and Karl Kesel. It made me forgive the terrible story, which was by John Ostrander and Len Wein. Wein and Ostrander are two of my favorite writers, and it's odd that they produced such terrible work together. On the other side of the equation, I can think of a few good stories that were ruined by terrible art. One such story that comes to mind comes from, I believe, _Justice League International Annual_ #3. In this story, Batman and the Martian Manhunter teamed up, and the story [by Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis] explored their similarities and their differences. Unfortunately, the whole story was illustrated by, I believe, an artist named Tim Gula. If you've never seen it, don't bother. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad art. Ruined everything... **** I'd like to add much of Louise Simonson's run on _Man of Steel_ to that. I think she has always been given short shrift by the fans simply as an extension of the general dislike of Jon Bogdanove's pencils. However, I can also think of exceptions to J.D.'s rules, and this is where Alan Moore comes in. Moore, as many people will remember, caused something of a revolution in comics during his four years as writer of DC's _Swamp Thing_. That run produced many, many classic tales, but the one I want to focus on right now came during the "American Gothic" storyline, in which the Swamp Thing was combatting misc. evils throughout the U.S. I don't want to give too much away if you haven't read it, but it concerns a large house haunted by the ghosts of people [and animals] killed by gunfire since the days of the early Colonists. The art for the story was, in a technical sense, bad: the few human characters who appeared were mis-proportioned and had few discernible facial characteristics. The inks for the story were done by Alfredo Alcala, who always inks everything far too heavily. [Dennis Janke's got *nothing* on this guy!] Nevertheless, the story is a classic because the artist [Rick Veitch, I believe] drew what Moore needed him to draw. The story was so strong, and the script so precise as to what was happening, that the characters didn't need to be figure- perfect. They said and did exactly what they needed to at the right point in the story, and the results were *amazing*. DC Comics has been re-printing the original Alan Moore stories in black-and-white, and I urge anyone who has not read them before to pick them up. This, then, is an example [in my mind] of extraordinary writing producing extraordinary results, despite less-than-stellar art. For an example of a comic with good pictures and *unforgivable* bad writing, I can turn to the recent _Kingpin_ one-shot [featuring Spider-Man and Daredevil] from Marvel Comics. It's a sad day when one of the greatest comic book writers can no longer write his best character, but that is what happened here. The Kingpin story was written by none other than Stan Lee [from a plot by Tom DeFalco, who is also capable of better], and God it's bad. It's bad enough that the story ignored the complicated events going on in Spider-Man's other titles, as well as the return of Captain America and the rest of the Avengers from the pocket universe I call "Liefeld's Limbo," but every piece of dialogue and exposition reads like a cute footnote from bad issue of Dazzler. In addition, Lee has Spider-Man and Daredevil reciting dialogue as if they [and *we*] had never progressed past the 1960's. Sorry, Stan, but times have changed. Perhaps his own characters have simply passed him by. It's happened before, but it's still a sad day... On the bright side, the artwork [by John Romita Sr!] is fantastic and some of the best he has ever done. Spidey and DD look great, like *real* super-heroes, with no hand-held missile launchers or blue sparks in sight. In short, 5 out of 5 for the art, zero for the story. I wanted to like this book. I *really* did, but I just couldn't. So the end result is a story with great pictures, bad writing, and a disappointing read. I guess the point of all this is to say that there is no mathematical formula for producing a good comic. If there was, Marvel would never have had to sell out to Liefeld [thank God *that's* over]. Finally, I feel I have to come to the defense of Ron Frenz and Sal Buscema, who spent most of their careers as artists for Marvel and whose art I have always liked, though not always loved. I think the reason that Frenz's art just hasn't been resonating is because the storylines just haven't been tailored to his strengths. Ron Frenz excels in stories that have action; specifically, he can really draw big, *big* fight sequences. Take a look at any of the issues of Thor that Frenz drew. When Frenz puts his all into a full-page splash of Thor throwing one Hell of a punch, the effect is [forgive the pun] smashing. Hopefully, now that Superman has regained his original powers, Frenz will have opportunities to draw like he used to. **** Except for the fact that he's soon to be stepping down from the title to work on something else. At least it's Superman-related work, though. Oddly enough, do you realize what Ron Frenz will probably go down in history for? He's the man that designed the Superman Blue costume... As for Buscema, his artwork on _Superboy_ wasn't the best of his career. For that, I refer to his run as penciller *and* inker of Spider-Man just before the Clone Saga grew out of control. Specifically, look at issue #'s 210 through 216 of _Spectacular Spider-Man_. Great stuff... **** I liked his fill-ins on _Superboy_, if for nothing else than it was a wonderful break from Ramon Bernado. That's all from me, but I want to say one more thing: I read _Superman Forever_ over the weekend, and it was a story that was long overdue, but enthusiastically welcomed nonetheless. Several of the full-page spreads of Superman were suitable for framing. When was the last time you could say that? ========================================= From: Monty Bond (mwbond@m9.sprynet.com) I was a major fan of Superman about 13 years ago... I kept up with all the comic books of him, _Action Comics_, _Superman_... Even _DC Comics_ presents, I had almost everyone of them. There were other comics I really enjoyed also, like _Justice League of America_, _All-Star Squadron_ and some Marvel titles. Then came an event which at first I thought was going to be a cool thing. It was called _Crisis on Infinite Earths_. So I said to myself, all right a mega-JLA/JSA crossover special. I had envisioned a powerful foe which heros from several Earths fought and would defeat. I did not expect that this was DC's way of destroying its own history and ruining many good things that were happening then. Well I got all 12 issues of it... Got some of the post-Crisis books. And then I decided to hang it all up. DC was not the same comic that I had been collecting since 1971. I kept buying Marvel, but then it seemed this Crisis thing even came over there. So by the beginning of 1987, I was no longer buying comic books. I attempted to get back into comic book buying, I got some copies of a very neat Batman book, about alternate Universes, but I could not get into it as I had done earlier. Now I read in your wonderful Cyberzine that things seem confused over at DC. I have not collected comics in 13 years and had not bought any in 6 years. It seems that you can no longer go down to the drugstore and buy the latest _Flash_ or _Action Comic_ off the rack? Is this what has happened??? From reading the letters of others, it sure seems that way. I am sadly disappointed at how DC has gone. It died, in my opinion, at the _Crisis on Infinite Earths_... Got worse over the years. (With the exception of the one Batman series I saw, but then that was not even sit in the so-called normal continuity of DC). **** The mainstream DC titles are still available off the rack, but the problem is that the racks have become harder to find. As well, the cost of the issues has made them unattractive, especially when placed side by side with the myriad magazines available today. But they can still be found. I read in one of the other web pages that people are pretty much convinced that DC cannot reverse the effects of what has happened since Crisis... I like to think otherwise... If DC wants me to return, then they may want to look at this suggestion... This is how I would fix the DC universe... I do not know how many agree with me, but this is just my opinion.... 1. The events that happened during and after Crisis took place on Earth-Crisis. The super-heroes of Earths Zero, One, Two, etc. have been abandoned, but they are still there. (Probably wondering why no one makes comics of them anymore.) 2. Have some sort of rift develop between Earth-Crisis and Earth-Zero, where the Superman of that Earth uses his almost God-like powers to dispel the people from Earth-Crisis across the other Earths just before the whole Crisis Universe implodes. 3. Start old titles like _Action Comics_, with the Superman of Earth-One, make it clear that he has not gone anywhere, that it was DC that went somewhere. Also have old titles like _Green Lantern_ (Hal Jordan), _Flash_ (Barry Allen), etc return... End this 3 or 4 series gimmick and return to publishing good quality comics along the Earth-One Universe style... End the fancy graphic comics, and stop trying to be like Marvel. (But do not stop the DC/Marvel crossovers -- those happen on another Earth entirely.) 4. Set the price at maybe $1.50 and sell them by the month. Bring back all the old classics like Wonder Woman... I can already see story titles to explain what the heroes have done while DC decided to concentrate on the Earth-Crisis universe. It would be neat to see what JLA/JSA crossovers were like and who had taken part... I realize this letter may seem to some like coming from the dim distant past or from out of left field... But DC and indeed much of the comic world today seems to be quite un-user friendly... **** I think we can all agree that reducing the cost of an issue would be a major help to restoring the comics industry. In fact, I would imagine that you're not going to see a lot of pre-Crisis fans return at today's prices, even *if* your suggestions were implemented. The *most* important thing here is that you simply can't toss aside the current set of characters. This was perhaps DC's biggest mistake with Crisis, not so much in that they decided to focus on only one of each character (and not two or three different Supermen, for example), but in that they alienated some of the readers that had been following those characters for years. The only real reason for such a drastic change as this is to improve readership (comics is a business, after all). When trying to bring in new readers, it's always best not to alienate the ones you already have. ========================================= From: Sean Hogan (shogan@intergate.bc.ca) On Millennium Giants continuity problems: I wasn't as bothered by the problems you cite (although, to be truthful, I didn't know there were as many or as flagrant as you mention), perhaps because I only bought the core issues (and _Steel_ #50). I'm generally not in favour of slug-fest issues, but I really enjoyed the arc. Perhaps it's because I liked the Red/Blue idea from the get-go. Perhaps it's because the storyline is going somewhere after so many issues with mired, endless and repetitive plots. On Dan Jurgens: Probably the biggest reason Jurgens has been my favorite Superman writer for a while is that he comes up with some really interesting plots and story ideas. Much of the criticism of Jurgens (and there does seem to be excessive complaining) is on his execution of those ideas. Karl Kesel can also have some great story ideas, but lately they have been infrequent and sluggish (read: kick up the Intergang/Donovan plot!). It's too bad that Roger Stern wasn't allowed/able to contribute more to the Super-team. Too many stories are dragged out plots or sub-plots and/or repetitive pointless slug-fests. On "They Call It Suicide Slum" -- I voted for this as my favorite story of the year (and some others shared my opinion), largely inspired by the page with Clark's shirt open to reveal the "S" to show the importance of saving a life over a risk to his secret identity. I was surprised to read Cole Odell's comment that: "I think the worst story of the year, hands-down, was the classist and racist 'They Call it Suicide Slum.' Please mark this as my worst single issue and worst story vote." It certainly caused me to re-think the story, and while I see why he feels that way, I am still strongly affected by and attracted to the story. I wonder how many share Cole's opinion either on initial reading or on re-reading. **** To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the accusation, so I can't take a stance to either condemn or defend the issue. I would certainly welcome Cole (or anyone else, for that matter) to share his opinions on what he finds offensive about the story. On Kaycees Story/Story Arc vs Issue: I still think the categories should be renamed for clarification. Or perhaps a longer explanation when the categories are set out. At least now I see what you are getting at. Perhaps best/worst "Writing in a Story or Story Arc" and best/worst "Single Issue by a Creative Team" On KC: as always, another great job. Well done and thanks! **** We'll definitely clarify the categories and/or descriptions for next year's awards. Then, hopefully, everything will some day be as clear as crystal! :) -- Jeff Sykes _____________________________________________ MANUSCRIPTS OF STEEL ------------------------------ Reviews of After-Byrne Superman Special Stories by Denes House (househld@borg.com) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ACTION COMICS #600 Five Tales Commemorating Superman's Golden Anniversary Cover by John Byrne (after Curt Swan) 1988 Squarebound Format, $2.50 US/$3.50 CAN Rating: 4.3/5.0 Shields --------------------------------------------------------- Going out BY REQUEST this month to the long-suffering Steve Kaplan... I had been looking forward to this one for a LONG time -- probably longer than I'd looked forward to any comic, ever. I had seen house ads in DC Comics for months, and those little teasers in the "next issue" boxes were driving me crazy with anticipation. The issue immediately preceding this one, story-wise, was the FANTASTIC "Date with an angel" issue ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #440, which went through a resolution of the "Superman robots" storyline, Superman's anticipation for his upcoming date, his INCREDIBLE repartee with the Dark Knight showing that they knew each others' secret identities, and culminated in the smooch to end all smooches, Superman and Wonder Woman! It was 1988, and I was 15 years old. Those house ads featured that kiss prominently -- The Man of Steel and the Amazing Amazon! Wow! I never really had read Wonder Woman's adventures, but like many teenage males of the time, I had been rocketed through puberty under the tutelage of Lynda Carter's benevolent smile. I had always been interested in girls (they were never "yucky" to me) but it was Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman reruns that made me realize why guys got all jumpy and sweaty around some women. ACTION COMICS #600 cost $2.50 at a time when regular Superman comics cost $.75. I did not have an allowance, my mom bought me all of my comics. This issue took all of my convincing power to wrangle out of her. I held it tightly in my eager hands there in Drug City in Watertown, CT. Wow. She let me buy it! We ran out to the car through the rain, but I didn't feel the spray. I clutched the precious cargo under my sheltering arm, and -- I tripped! The comic went flying out of my hands, and landed on the parking lot pavement! I snatched it up, and began frantically drying it off. AAAARGH! My mom didn't see what the big deal was, but I knew the difference between "Mint" and "Fair." I let it dry, and soon forgot all about values and price guides and ratings. I got lost in the pages of a mesmerizing series of tales. It is a challenge to review a piece of your own history. I hope that I succeed in having SOME objectivity. If not, I don't care. I still get that same old chill when I open the slightly-warped, water damaged cover of this "80pg. GIANT" issue. SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN in "DIFFERENT WORLDS" =============================================== Story & Breakdowns: John Byrne Finishes: George Perez Letters: John Costanza Colors: Tom Zuiko "Different Worlds" picks up where THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #440 left off, with THE KISS. Much to her surprise, Wonder Woman finds herself in Superman's embrace. It seems the Man of Steel has jumped the gun a bit. "This is our... FIRST DATE. We seek here UNDERSTANDING, not CONSUMMATION. Am I RIGHT?" "Sorry again, Wonder Woman. I freely ADMIT I'm not all that GOOD at this sort of thing..." They decide to start over, with introductions. It becomes clear that Wonder Woman thinks of Superman as a sort of demi-god, while the Man of Tomorrow thinks of himself as "just a boy from a SMALL TOWN in KANSAS." Suddenly, they are interrupted by a summons for Diana from Hermes, the messenger of the Greek gods. Not willing to lose his chance to be with Diana, Superman hitches on for the ride, and finds himself in a rotting Olympus! Designed by George Perez for the WONDER WOMAN series, this Olympus is a Escher-esque maze of odd perspectives and topsy-turvy Greek architecture. Superman has been separated from Wonder Woman, and he begins to search. Meanwhile, Diana has found Hermes, locked in a prison. She busts him out, and he reveals that a NEW god has invaded Olympus -- DARKSEID! Darkseid and his lackey Desaad observe the new arrivals from a control center deep within Olympus. He schemes up a way to have Superman and Wonder Woman destroy each other in battle. Will they figure it out before it's too late? Will they thwart Darkseid's plans to kill the Greek gods and steal their power? What do you think! The story ends with Superman and Wonder Woman back on Terra firma. The adventure has made Superman realize something. At heart, he is a farm boy. Wonder Woman walks with the gods (recently, she BECAME one!). "You're way out of my league!" "I agree with your DECISION, Superman, if not ALL your reasoning. We are of different worlds -- different PHILOSOPHIES. Perhaps we can never be LOVERS... But I hope we can be FRIENDS." This story is fresh and exciting. John Byrne inked by George Perez is packed with energy, detail, and oomph. For those of us who fell in love with the Man of Steel at least in part due to Byrne's art, this is a must-have story. The tale has the dubious distinction of serving as the foundation for the ideas that led Byrne to write the GENESIS crossover of recent memory. Don't let that stop you. As much as that story stunk, this one soars. Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Shields LOIS LANE in an untitled story... ================================= Plot: John Byrne Pencils: Kurt Schaffenberger Script: Roger Stern Inks: Jerry Ordway Letters: Bill Oakley Colors: Petra Scotese Lois Lane is one tough customer. This story opens up with her taking down a well-armed extortion ring in hand-to-hand combat. Using Green Beret combat techniques, along with a move that would make the Rockettes proud, Lois holds back nothing in her quest for the story. For three pages she charges along like a Journalistic Juggernaut, only to be stopped by the headline of a Boston-area paper: "TRUE LOVE? Super-romance of the century" accompanied by pictures of Superman and Wonder Woman. The news crumples Lois' internal defenses like a wrecking ball. Can this story be believed? Clark Kent says it has been blown out of proportion, but equivocates as to whether he thinks there's nothing to it. "UH...nothing like the Boston papers imply. I'm sure that Superman and Wonder Woman share a certain...respect...and admiration for each other, but THIS..." Lois heads for home, feelings and thoughts swirling through her head in a blizzard of confusion. Could it be true? Who would be a better match for the Man of Steel than an Amazonian princess? "Certainly no ORDINARY woman was in her league." She makes her way to her apartment, wondering "How much rest does SHE need? Will SHE have to worry about gray hairs or smile lines? Would she ever even grow OLD?" Lois had been nicknamed "Superman's girlfriend" by a rival paper, because of her many Superman stories. She had teased the idea for all it was worth, but at heart she'd secretly wished it were true. "If there were someone else -- anyone else -- maybe..." NOK NOK! "KENT?!" A great little 8-page story that captures Lois Lane perfectly. This story is full of passion, hope, and despair. Roger Stern records Lois' thoughts with clarity and vibrancy, and we are left understanding her frustration with Clark Kent and with Superman, and yet also the attraction she has for them both. Kurt Shaffenberger's pencils have never done anything for me, but Jerry Ordway's a great inker, and the art is not the point of this story. The text carries it all. Rating: 4.0 out of 5 Shields LEX LUTHOR and MAGGIE SAWYER in "THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY" ======================================================= Story: John Byrne Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: John Beatty Coloring: Tom Zuiko Lettering: Albert DeGuzman Lex Luthor stands, surveying Metropolis through the giant windows in his office, when Captain Margaret "Maggie" Sawyer, head of the Special Crimes Unit arrives for an appointment. Luthor has called Sawyer there to ask her to lay off of him. She and the SCU have been watching him closely, convinced that he is operating illegally in many capacities. Luthor refers to this as a waste of taxpayer money. Sawyer shoots back that though she cannot prove anything yet, she's sure that he is up to his ears in evil. "On the other hand," Luthor continues, "I have discovered some...INTERESTING things about YOU, my dear." "You've been...watching ME? How DARE you?" "I dare ANYTHING, Margaret. I dare ALL." Luthor has discovered that Sawyer is a lesbian, and proceeds to subtly but menacingly reveal to her that he knows. He threatens to reveal his information on her to the public, unless she backs down. She resists, and Luthor becomes furious, pounding his right fist on the desk with frustration -- and screams out in deepest pain! He crumbles to the ground, clutching his hand, and then bolts out of the office in search of Dr. Kelley, his personal physician. Maggie is left in the office alone, with Luthor's dossier on the desk in front of her. Luthor doesn't realize that he's taken on more than he can manipulate in Maggie Sawyer. She doesn't steal the dossier, though she is tempted, but she makes it clear that she will not run from Luthor. Luthor, meanwhile, discovers that the Kryptonite ring that he has worn for many months to keep Superman at bay has given him radiation poisoning. "I'm afraid it's likely to COST you your HAND." Superman readers had known for some time that Maggie was a lesbian, but this was the first concrete use that this character trait had been put to. The REAL shocker in this story was Dr. Kelley's diagnosis -- one that took readers completely by surprise. Giordano is an able penciller, but under Beatty's thick, blocky inks every person looks like a Neanderthal. This story has the worst art of the book as a result. Still, the story is powerfully told, and marked a significant turning point for Lex Luthor. Rating: 4.0 Shields out of 5 SUPERMAN and JIMMY OLSEN in "A FRIEND IN NEED" ============================================== Plot: John Byrne Script: Roger Stern Pencils: Curt Swan Inks: Murphy Anderson Letters: Albert DeGuzman Colors: Tom Zuiko ZEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jimmy Olsen's signal watch calls Superman into action at the site of a potential toxic waste tanker explosion. Superman arrives and ends the crisis in seconds, but collapses to the ground in agony. What is it? Even Jimmy's slightest touch causes the Man of Steel to recoil in pain. Superman tells Jimmy he needs to move. Resourcefully, Jimmy finds a forklift in a mattress factory, and according to Superman's potentially delirious instructions, drives him out of town, heading for caves just to the North. Superman diagnoses his problem: Kryptonite radiation! Jimmy brings him out of town, wondering; if it is Kryptonite, surely they are out of range by now? Down, deep into the caves, Superman explains: the radiation must be from Krypton itself. Radiation, released from the planet's explosion, travelled through space at light speed, while Superman's rocket went through hyperspace. It took decades for the spaceborne radiation to reach Earth, but it's here, now. The caves contain lead ore, and provide some shelter, but Superman is in bad shape. He needs help, and he directs Jimmy to find someone -- Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern, the Justice League, anyone who could help him. Jim dashes off, intent on helping his friend. A rather pedestrian telling of a great idea -- spaceborne radiation from Superman's destroyed homeworld! Byrne had to tell this part of the tale to get to the next, but fails to find an interesting way to do it. Longtime readers will know that I'm not a big fan of Curt Swan's pencils, either -- they seem flat and listless when compared to today's best artists. So, on the whole, this segment gets a low rating, even though the core idea is a zinger. Rating: 3.0 out of 5 Shields SUPERMAN and MAN-BAT in "THE DARK WHERE MADNESS LIES" ===================================================== Written by: John Byrne Drawn by: Mike Mignola Lettered by: Bill Oakley Colored by: Petra Scotese Man-Bat arrives at a darkened cave for "The Gathering," expecting his bat-brethren to be there. Strangely, the cave is empty and still. Man-Bat quickly perceives the problem: there, curled up on a rock, is Superman, and he's not well. In his delirium, Superman sees Man-Bat as a horrible monster, and lashes out at one who could well help him. The next few pages are a blood-chilling battle, as we see Man-Bat try to calm a demented Superman, as the Man of Tomorrow flies into a fever-maddened rage. Finally, Superman comes to his senses and groggily tells Man-Bat of the Kryptonite problem. As he collapses, Superman says a single name, a plea for help. Man-Bat flies off to find...HAWKMAN! This is yet another tiny plot, but Byrne's scripting and Mignola's passionate, moody artwork make this one of the best sections of the book. Mignola's Superman is powerful, graceful, and at the same time obviously ill. Nobody draws a fever dream like Mike, and this whole story crackles with energy. Fun for the whole family, and it leads directly into SUPERMAN #19, where Mike Mignola draws "Superman's RETURN to KRYPTON!" Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Shields PINUPS ====== The Justice League by Linda Medley and Art Adams Cool, basic, not all that unusual. 3.5 out of 5 Shields Superman Saves a Baby from a Fire by Jon Bogdanove Probably my favorite Superman image, ever. The emotion in this piece is what still draws me to Bog's work. 5.0 out of 5 Shields Superman and Two Punks by Kevin Maguire and Dave Gibbons Very funny! I love Maguire's work. 4.5 out of 5 Shields Superman Saves Lois from a Hail of Bullets by Mike Zeck Great composition, a powerful Superman, a sexy Lois, and yes -- a hail of bullets! 4.8 out of 5 Shields Superman vs. Brainiac (pre-1986 version) by Walt Simonson Powerful but poorly composed and executed. 3.0 out of 5 Shields Pinups overall: 4.2 out of 5 Shields Capsule review: Story: A great book! A lot happens here, and much of it is significant in the life of the Man of Steel. Each tale has at least a grain of genius in it, many even more so. Art: The art is uneven, but great work by Byrne and Perez, Mignola, and pinups by Bogdanove, Maguire and Zeck make this book an artistic must-have. Overall: The average of my ratings gave it a 4.1, but nostalgia brings it up a notch or two. One of my favorite books in my collection. 4.3 Shields out of 5. _____________________________________________ THE PHANTOM ZONE: Reviews of the pre-Crisis Man of Steel ------------------------------------------------------------------ SUPERMAN FAMILY #200 ---------------------------------------------------- Reviewed by Scott Devarney (devarney@ll.mit.edu) Written by Gerry Conway Lettered by Ben Oda Edited by Julius Schwartz April 1980 Rating: 4.0/5.0 Shields To celebrate its 200th issue, _Superman Family_ gave its readers a series of imaginary stories, set in a possible future, which detailed the day of Clark and Lois' wedding anniversary. Set on a day not long before the turn of the 21st century, this issue postulated the possible futures of the members of the Superman family and of the planet itself. So join us on a journey into the very late 1990's or year 2000 when electric cars roam the highways, regularly scheduled sub-orbital space shuttle flights ferry passengers to all corners of the globe, everyone has a personal wrist computer ... and Clark and Lois have been married for a number of years. ================================================ SUPERMAN'S WIFE, LOIS LANE: Unhappy Anniversary Artists: Bob Oksner & Joe Giella Colorist: Adrienne Roy Lois awakens to discover that she's been sleeping on a cloud. As Superman flies her home and the Kent family prepares for the day, the readers are brought up to speed. We are introduced to Clark and Lois' teenaged daughter Laura, who did not inherit super powers from Clark. Lois had given up investigative reporting to write columns and raise Laura; today she is returning to reporting full-time and she is clearly thrilled about it. Lois drives her electro-cycle into Metropolis for a doctor's appointment. As she exits the doctor's office, she is fuming. From there Lois goes to get Clark's anniversary gift, a family portrait hologram of Clark, Laura, and herself from renowned hologram artist David Angel. When she arrives at his studio, located beneath the bay, Lois discovers the artist's dead body and his studio in shambles. She also discovers that her hologram shows Superman, instead of Clark, standing between her and Laura. The rest of the story shows Lois rather quickly tracking the murderer and realizing that the hologram was the result of an accidental merging of the family portrait and a separate hologram of Superman. The murder mystery wrapped up incredibly quickly and it suffered because of it. This was because it only took up 6 pages of a 12 page story; the first 6 pages were given to explaining the status of Clark and Lois' marriage and showing or explaining some of the changes in society. Frankly, this set up, which was more character-focused, was much more interesting than the murder mystery which was more plot-driven. The art by Oksner and Giella was a mixed bag; the close-ups were beautiful but the mid-range and long view shots lacked a sense of depth and perspective. ===================================================== SUPERMAN'S PAL, JIMMY OLSEN: The Thief at Sky's Edge Penciller: Alex Saviuk Inker: David Hunt Colorist: Jerry Serpe Jimmy is waiting at the airport for the morning sub-orbital flight from New Delhi to arrive with his wife, airline president Lucy Lane Olsen. Intending to show Jimmy the gift she bought for Clark and Lois, Lucy reaches into a handbag handcuffed to her wrist, only to discover that the item is gone. Lucy relates the story of how she bought a jade buddha while in New Delhi and kept the bag with her at all times. Other passengers on the flight confirm that no one went near Lucy's seat during the flight. Jimmy retraces Lucy's trip and Lucy uses her pull as airline president to get the same crew and shuttle assigned to the run. On the trip home, the thief makes his move by lowering Jimmy's seat into the cargo hold after attempting to lull Jimmy to sleep. Jimmy gets the drop on the thief and subdues him. The theft involved a ring of thieves including a guard at the New Delhi terminal, an airline attendant, and a baggage handler. Lucy's missing buddha is discovered in the unclaimed baggage from her flight, as the thieves never had a chance to retrieve it. In contrast to the Lois Lane story, this was a nice little mystery. Gerry Conway spent most of his pages focused on it, and he played fair with the readers by giving enough clues in the narrative to discern who did it, if not exactly how it was done. It was interesting that Lucy Lane was chosen as Jimmy's wife since she wasn't a cast member in his stories at the time, although she is probably his most memorable girlfriend. Alex Saviuk did something that no artist did in any of the other stories: he aged the main characters, showing Jimmy and Lucy in middle age. All of the other characters, except Perry White, looked as they did in their contemporary stories. ========================================================= THE PRIVATE LIFE OF CLARK KENT: Clark Kent's Frantic Fan Artists: Kurt Schaffenberger & Vince Colletta Colorist: Jerry Serpe As Clark is entering city hall for an interview with the mayor, an elderly woman, Amanda Boot, tries to have him arrested. She shows the officers a picture of Clark handing her a note which she alleges is a blackmail demand. Clark recognizes her as a fan and the note as an autograph and brusquely continues inside. As Clark is on his way to pick up Lois' gift after the interview, Ms. Boot emerges from the back seat of Clark's car with a gun. She forces him to drive to her decrepit apartment building. Clark talks her into putting her gun away and makes her realize that she's really angry with her son, not Clark. The story ends with Clark comforting Amanda and vowing to help her. This was a nice little story, but, with minimal editing, it could have easily taken place in then-current continuity. Gerry Conway shows us a very human Clark; he is impatient with Amanda in the beginning but realizes his mistake and tries to make amends. I just wish that this story had been used to examine Clark's thoughts and feelings about his married life; we didn't get any of that in this issue. ============================================ SUPERWOMAN: Something Swims the Time Stream Superwoman, formerly Supergirl, saves an offshore tidal energy station from a tidal wave. Then, as Florida Governor Linda Danvers, she grants a last minute pardon of an innocent man about to be executed. Later she enters the time stream and records special moments from Clark and Lois' lives together, from their first meeting to their wedding day. She is attacked by a beast in the time stream who can manipulate the flow of time around itself. Superwoman battles the beast by rushing forward through the time stream; this causes it to lose control its time manipulation ability and it rapidly ages and turns to dust. Superwoman then rushes back to her own time and the anniversary party. This was one of the most disturbing and intriguing stories of the issue. The disturbing part was that Superwoman plotted a defense which she knew would cause the time beast's death, thus breaking her code against taking a life. It would have been understandable if, in the course of defending herself, she had _accidentally_ caused the beast's death, say by forcing it out of the time stream to give her a level playing field. However, via a telepathic link with the creature (which was a clunky way to provide an origin for the beast), Superwoman knew what effect her rush through the time stream would have. She wasn't surprised by the beast's rapid aging and made a feeble excuse about the beast being older than eternity to rationalize her actions. The intriguing part of this story was the idea of Linda Danvers becoming governor of Florida. This came straight out of left field. Of course, Linda has followed an eclectic career path, from college student to newscamera operator to high school counselor. Although it is hard to see how she could keep a secret identity with such a high profile job, it never stopped television anchorman Clark Kent. ================================= MR. & MRS. SUPERMAN: Celebration Artists: Bob Oksner & Joe Giella Colorist: Adrienne Roy Clark comes home to an angry Lois who announces that she's pregnant. Whereas Clark is delighted, Lois is frustrated. She's been looking forward to resuming her career and doesn't know if she can shelve her career for motherhood again. Meanwhile Laura discovers that she _does_ have her dad's powers after displays of super speed, super hearing and, in the CLARK KENT story, super strength. Clark and Lois continue discussing their problems. They discuss the sacrifices Lois has made while Clark has made none. For this baby, Clark must choose between being a full-time father and a reporter or being a full-time father and a superhero. Clark decides to give up reporting. The story ends with Clark and Lois kissing amidst friends and family. This story made the entire issue. There was no adventure, just Clark and Lois relating to each other and discussing issues with their marriage. This is something we've seen little of in the current Superman family of comics and this story shows how it can be done intelligently. This story also played to the art team's strengths with many close-ups which helped carry the emotions of the scenes. Gerry Conway did an outstanding job in providing Lois her voice. She has been portrayed in the past, notably in the Silver Age, as a career-minded reporter who would abandon it all for the chance to be Mrs. Superman. Here we see that dichotomous personality again. She put her career on a perceived slow track to raise her daughter; her ambition flared when she finally had the opportunity to resume her investigative career; and she became anguished when it appeared that she might have to shelve those ambitions yet again. The solution is one that many families in the 80's and 90's found: increased participation by the father. Overall this issue contained a mixed bag of stories, as is typical for multiple story comics. It was exciting to briefly glimpse the then-current Superman and Lois' married life and this made up for any individual story deficiencies. It made this anniversary issue of _Superman Family_ special. _____________________________________________ TALES OF EARTH-ONE -------------------------------------- by Bob Hughes (rhughes3@ix.netcom.com) Episode 5 What's In a Name? Metalo, Metallo, Metalman and Hyphenated-Metallo When you're feeding a plot destroying engine like the Superman franchise, material gets used up rather quickly. Even in the Forties, DC needed 40 new Superman stories a year, not counting the comic strip. By the 1960's, 102 stories were needed. Fortunately for his own peace of mind, editor Mort Weisinger was convinced there was a complete turn over of readership every five years. So when ever he was stuck for a plot he would just drag out some old comic books and recycle the ideas. Thus we get Metallo, a name in search of a character, wandering through Super history, with each appearance having little or nothing to do with its predecessors. The first Metallo appeared in _World's Finest Comics_ #6, Summer 1942 in "The Case of the Metal Man" by Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster, and John Sikela. Metalo was one of the first villains in the series who could actually hold his own with the Man of Tomorrow, allowing for the kind of super-powered mayhem which people now expect to see in every issue. When a strange super-powered being steals a mail car from the Metropolis train terminal, Superman is immediately blamed. (See that kind of stuff happened way back in the Forties too. It didn't start with Peter Parker.) Superman investigates but even he agrees the evidence points to him. The railroad cops try to arrest Superman but he just stands there and shrugs off their efforts. "Awk! It--it bent an'-- an'-- he just smiles!" moans a cop who whacks him over the head with a crowbar. "Who wouldn't smile at the amazed expression on your face?" sneers Superman before he leaps away. (Can't say "flies"-- he didn't know how to do that yet.) Over at the Daily Planet (not the Star, the Golden Age Clark worked at the Planet for Perry White), Lois stands behind Superman and wants to suppress the story, but Perry tells her to print news, not interpret it. (Wish there was more of that attitude these days). Meanwhile, Jimmy tells Clark about strange characters hanging about the Farnham Circus. "Great Kid. He'd make Superman a swell assistant." thinks Clark. Perry might not want interpretation, but Clark sure as heck isn't going to write an article attacking Superman. Perry's ranting is interrupted by a news bulletin about "Superman" attacking an ocean liner and Clark hurtles off to "get the story" and find out who's imitating him and ruining his reputation. There's a great 3/4-page aerial shot of New York (excuse me Metropolis) with Superman soaring over his head, most likely done by Sikela. (Shuster's skyscrapers all looked like they were built on Krypton!). Using his super vision, Superman sees a metallic man wearing a purple cape with a Starman-like crest on his head and Sandman-style eye and mouth pieces dragging the huge ocean liner out of the water. Superman initially believes the figure is a robot. When it announces it's name is "Metalo" he's convinced of it. Confronted with two super beings, the local gendarmes immediately decide the two are in cahoots. Metalo whips Superman over his head and hurls him off into the distance. "But one of Superman's out-flung arms catch a tree limb..." Superman whirls around and flies back at Metalo only to run into his hard metal fist. Pounding each other with their fists, the evenly matched foes, eventually fall off the dock and continue their battle at the bottom of the harbor. "And what a battle! The violence of their movements causes the water to foam and fly for miles! Great liners are tossed by the massive waves like toy boats!" Metalo smashes into a passing sub, steals a torpedo and hurls it at Superman! The explosion does not harm Superman but allows Metalo to make a getaway. Meanwhile Clark and Lois try to investigate the circus based on Jimmy's tip, but they are thrown out because the owner doesn't want any publicity! Lois doubles back and sneaks under a tent. "Haven't done this in years!" she thinks. Good thing, too, because she is captured almost immediately. Having proven how much destruction he can cause, Metalo demands five million dollars or he'll destroy Metropolis. Perry nominates Clark to deliver the ransom money. The thugs don't sit still for an interview however, slugging Clark and taking off. Superman follows shortly behind. Coincidence of coincidences (and lucky for Lois) the thugs lead him right to the Farnham Circus! Superman watches from a distance with his X-ray vision as Metalo gloats over the loot. Lois meanwhile seizes a chance, grabs one of the henchmen's guns and fires point blank at Metalo, to no avail. Angered, Metalo hurls her at the wall with his full strength, but Superman's hands crash through and catch her; "gently" it says. The rest of Superman then bursts through the wall, and Metalo shouts at his henchmen. "Stop Him! Your lives depend on it!" (Why do henchmen always fight the hero in order to give their boss time to get away? What do they get out of it?) Metalo seizes Lois and makes his getaway into the air. She, of course, presses him for an interview. He tells her that he's an inventor who has discovered the most powerful metal on Earth and a strength serum. "You'll need it," Lois replies, confident that Superman will soon come to her rescue. Sure enough, within panels, Metalo and Superman are flinging huge boulders at each other. "The very mountains tremble and are rent asunder by the colossal battle of these two super powerful opponents. Eventually Metalo topples into a crevice full of molten lava. "Too bad you couldn't save the ransom money," Superman says to Lois. "But I did" she replies, "All he got was worthless paper." In the last panel we find that Metalo has survived however and vows revenge against Superman. Siegel must have been distracted by the war however, for that was Metalo's only appearance. (although Nelson Bridwell used him in an _Superman Family_ issue once.) Metalo was too obvious a name to leave be, so Jerry Coleman and John Sikela brought it back for "Metallo of Krypton" in _Superboy_ #49 in June 1956. Scientists send Superboy into space in order to stop a comet from crashing into the Sun. On his way back though, he passes through a cloud of Kryptonite dust which causes him to lose his powers and crash land on a nearby asteroid. The asteroid is completely surrounded by the Kryptonite dust so there is no way that the Boy of Steel can get off again. Realizing that the Kryptonite dust will eventually settle to the surface, Superboy builds a lead igloo and then starts searching for food and water. Suddenly, an orange robot shows up and orders Superboy to leave at once. It begins hurling rocks at him but when he proves to be invulnerable the robot decides Superboy must be from Krypton, too. Metallo tells Superboy that scientists from Krypton had used this asteroid for secret experiments and they made him to guard it against all strangers. The robot begs to be allowed to serve Superboy, the last Kryptonian, and states that he too is vulnerable to the falling Kryptonite also, which means to him "not weakness but death". With the robot's help Superboy soon drills for water, plants fruit trees, and builds a giant lead building to live in after the Kryptonite falls. All the while, though, the robot seems to be holding a secret from him. Then while Superboy sleeps, Metallo lures him into a trap. He uses the lead to build a space capsule, locks Superboy in it, and hurls him through the Kryptonite cloud, thus sacrificing himself to save his master. This is one of those 8 page stories which followed DC's decision in 1954 to cut down to 32 page comics and still keep three stories in each issue. The result was generally pretty flat. There was no room for much more than exposition of the plot and a twist ending that was insufficiently developed. No action. No characterization. Telescoping everything so tightly also meant that the story was inadequately explained. Why did Kryptonite mean death to Metallo? Why does Metallo think it doesn't mean death to Superboy? Why didn't Superboy just build a lead shell around the two of them and just fly though the Kryptonite? Sorry, no time. We gotta squeeze two more stories and a few cartoons into this issue. Not much is known about Jerry Coleman. He seems to have spent his entire writing career at DC in the fifties. His main claims to fame are accidentally renaming Mxyztplk as Mxyzptlk and writing the "first" Fortress of Solitude story. But six years later, Weisinger took his plot and handed it to Otto Binder and Al Plastino for the "Robinson Crusoe of Space" in _Adventure_ #276 (September, 1960) and given 12 pages, they do a much better job. Outside of Smallville one day, where Superboy has secretly gathered his super robots (who take turns replacing him whenever necessary), he takes them into space to test their super speed but runs (OMIGOSH!) into a kryptonite meteor. The meteor smashes his robots to bits and is blown into dust itself by the collision. Weakened, Superboy crashes onto a nearby asteroid as the Kryptonite dust settles into orbit around it. He tries to blow the dust away with super breath, but it only makes the rings wider. Heat vision makes it rain Kryptonite! And (this time) there's no lead anywhere on the asteroid. Superboy soon realizes he's marooned alone, like a Robinson Crusoe of Space. Later he finds footprints which lead him to (surprise!) a robot. "I am named Metalman! I was created by a scientist named Jor-El on the planet Krypton many years ago." Metalman was used as a test subject in one of Jor-El's many experimental rockets. "Now neither of us will be lonely!" says Superboy. Soon he teaches the robot to play checkers, thus justifying the cover. Superboy even uses the robot's circuits to call home and tells Mom and Dad Kent not to worry. He'll probably be able to leave in a few years after the dust blows away. Superboy and Metalman become the best of friends. They play super-ball and do mathematical puzzles together. Superboy even saves Metalman's life by rescuing him from an acid-shooting plant. Then one day Superboy's strength starts to diminish. The Kryptonite rings are closing in. Superboy will die if he can't get off the asteroid. Superboy resolves to send Metalman to Earth to take his place and works feverishly to rebuild him into a super-powered robot. Superboy gives Metalman his costume and re-sculpts his head to make him into a "Superman". Metalman then offers to fly Superboy through the rings of Kryptonite, but the rings are too thick and the pain is too great. He also offers to fly to Earth and bring back lead shielding, but Superboy says he won't last that long. Heartbroken at his inability to save his friend, Metalman starts to fly off to Earth but at the last moment he reverse direction and smashes himself into the surface of the asteroid! Horrified, Superboy searches the robot wreckage looking for a clue as to why Metalman had chosen to commit suicide. Aha! Inside his secret cape pouch, Superboy discovers a note from Metalman! It appears that the metal robot was made of lead all the time. Quickly, Superboy fashions a lead coating out of the pieces, so that he can escape the Kryptonite rings. Superboy brings Metalman's remains back to Earth, where he fashions a memorial for the dead friend who sacrificed himself so that Superboy might live. Both these stories deal with the main issues that occupied Superboy in the 50's and 60's-- loneliness and the search for a friend. Young Clark Kent had much in common with Harvey's hit character, Casper the Friendly Ghost. But why did Weisinger change Metallo's name to Metalman? Because in the adult world of Superman, a much more malign character had stolen the other name in Robert Bernstein and Al Plastino's "Menace of Metallo" (_Action_ #252, May 1959). John Corben believes he has committed the perfect crime. He's wiped the prints from the gun and made it look like a suicide. There are no witnesses. But he's still a reckless driver, and his car careens over a cliff. Fortunately for him, Professor Vale finds his body and repairs it using mechanical parts. John Corben is now a man of metal, his heart powered by one of two elements which can keep him alive, a uranium capsule which will last for one day. Before the Professor can tell Corben the second element the Professor is felled by a stroke. Corben doesn't care much though. He leaves the stricken Professor's body to be discovered by his housekeeper and gets on with his life. He soon gets a job at the Daily Planet and begins to wine and dine Lois Lane. Corben's ability to fit in is hindered, however, by his need to continually steal uranium to keep himself alive. Life gets even more complicated one day when he inadvertently gets in the way of a rain of mob gunfire meant for Lois Lane. Of course his invulnerable body stops the bullets, causing Lois to jump to the conclusion that Corben is Superman and had saved her on purpose. Seizing on this idea, Metallo disguises himself as Superman to make it easier to steal uranium. Unfortunately, the real Man of Steel doesn't take kindly to this impersonation and starts to make life hot for Metallo. Desperately, Corben visits Prof Vale (who has recovered enough to talk) and asks what the second element was, the one that can keep him alive indefinitely. The answer-Kryptonite! The Professor just happens to have some in his safe, but instead of using that to power his body, Corben decides to use it to kill Superman and steal another meteor from the Metropolis Museum to power his heart. Of course, it doesn't work and Corben ends up dying in Lois Lane's apartment. To add insult to injury, the last panel reveals that Corben was due to be arrested shortly for the murder he had thought was a perfect crime. Robert Bernstein is one of the great unsung heroes of the Silver Age of Comics. While fans were busy tracking down every story by Otto Binder, Jerry Siegel, and Ed Hamilton, Bernstein was ignored, overlooked, or worse yet, had his stories inadvertently credited to one of the others. After a long career writing for Lev Gleason and Stan Lee, Bernstein came to DC just in time to help launch Lois Lane's own title and to participate in creating major portions of the Superman legend; including Mon-El, Sun-Boy, Pete Ross, the Superboy Revenge Squad and the Phantom Zone. On top of that he created Aqualad and Congorilla. For Marvel, he wrote the second Iron Man story and a bunch of early Thors, then went over to Archie Comics where he created the Jaguar and wrote most of the Adventures of the Fly! In John Corben, Bernstein created one of the most memorable rats in comics. Corben had no redeeming values whatsoever. He didn't even want to conquer the world! He was just a creep who thought nothing of killing, stealing, kicking dogs or anything else that struck his fancy at the moment. In the end, his own meanness killed him. The character must have struck a chord though, because the fans wanted him back. Unfortunately, he was dead and Bernstein was too good a writer to waste his time writing the same story twice. In 1964 though, he split writing duties with Leo Dorfman, a writer with whom he is often confused (Dorfman uses different sound effects), on an _Action Comics_ two-parter: "Superman King of Earth" (#311, April) and "King Superman vs Clark Kent- Metallo" (#312, May) both with art by Curt Swan and George Klein. Leo started writing Superman in 1963 when he wrote "The Last Days of Ma and Pa Kent" and a long-forgotten tale called "The Amazing Story of Superman Red and Superman Blue". (His version was much better, and much, much, *much* shorter!) _Action Comics_ was "Where the Action Is!" back in the 60's. Most issues featured at least one continued story, and the extra length allowed Weisinger the opportunity to indulge in all kinds of wild, extrapolations on the ever-more complicated "Superman Legend". Remember the two panel destruction of the Superboy robots in the last story? By 1964, dozens of characters had to have their whereabouts accounted for before any action could begin. Superman, while trying to come up with a cure for Red Kryptonite, accidentally splits himself in two, a good powerless Clark Kent and an evil powerful Superman. The evil Superman quickly blacks out Kandor's monitors so the tiny Kryptonians who live there can't interfere with his plans, then he smashes all his robots (as if they could stop him anyway). Horrified, Kent tries to project him into the Phantom Zone but is not fast enough. Superman just picks him up and drops him into in the middle of the Atlantic where he is rescued by a Coast Guard vessel just in time to hear Superman demanding to be made King of Earth! With Supergirl off in the future, only Clark Kent is left to stop the maniacal Man of Steel from taking over the world. Fortunately, Clark knows where there's a large supply of Kryptonite and just happens to have the super vault combination. But the military won't let him use it on Superman because he hasn't actually committed a crime yet. (Demanding the governments of the world cede all power to him or he'll freeze all the world's oceans isn't a crime? Shades of Dr Doom!) By the time the military is ready to concede their mistake, Superman has built himself a Kryptonite-proof castle from which to rule the planet. Soon all the world submits to Superman's mad demands, except for a small cadre of Daily Planet reporters led by a fighting-mad Clark Kent! In part 2, Clark desperately breaks into Supergirl's house, hoping she has some Kryptonite. But the police spot him. His only recourse is to change to Superman and hope the costume will convince them to leave him alone. But the cops don't believe the real Superman would leave his palace so they shoot Clark in the chest. The still invulnerable costume saves Clark's life but he's seriously wounded. Clark staggers off and falls into the Midvale River where one of his mermaid ex-girl friend Lori Lemaris's friends finds him and brings him to Atlantis. There, Atlantean science saves his life by turning him into ...Metallo! Atlantis too has a supply of Green Kryptonite (how much of that stuff is there in the world?) so Clark is soon on his way back to Metropolis where he sneaks into Superman's palace. Soon, its a battle to the death! "Clark you fool!" gasps Superman, as Clark opens the lead shield on his chest to let the green glowing Kryptonite rays shine on the helpless dictator, "By killing me you might kill yourself! Remember if one of us dies, we may both die!" "Assassinating you is worth the risk! Anyway I'm willing to give my life to take yours!" Yes, the world's situation is so desperate that Clark is willing to forsake his (and the Code Authority's) code against killing. Fortunately, he doesn't have to. There's a twist ending that's so unbelievable I can't bring myself to reveal it, but the red K wears off, an alien invasion is thwarted, Clark doesn't have to kill anybody and they all live happily ever after. At least until next month when Supergirl deliberately gives Clark's secret identity away to Perry White. I remember when I first saw this story I was sure it was going to turn out to be one of those ubiquitous "imaginary" tales. But Bernstein and Dorfman managed to squeeze these most incredible events into the regular continuity. Clark really was turned into a Kryptonite robot. Superman really did try to conquer the world. Spider-clones? Bah! That's trivial kid stuff! There were many more Metallos born in the decades ahead. Marty Pasko turned him into one of those awful green and orange costumed villains that plagued Superman (and his readers) in the Seventies. John Byrne made him into a generic evil robot in the eighties. Neither succeeded in capturing the banality of evil epitomized by Corben, or the nobility of spirit epitomized by robots who befriended Superboy in his space exile, or the courage and determination shown by a crippled, powerless Clark Kent determined to save the world from his evil other self. Ah, there were giants in those days...... _____________________________________________ ********************************************************** End of Section 9/Issue #49