________________________________________________________ T H E K R Y P T O N I A N C Y B E R N E T _______________________________________________ http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sykes/kc Issue #29 -- Early September 1996 ________________________________________________________ CONTENTS -------- Section 1: News and Notes Superscripts: Notes from the Editor So Many Opinions, So Little Time Lois and Clark to Wed! The marriage 60 years in the making is finally upon us! Section 2: Just the FAQs "What is the Sun-Eater?", by David T. Chappell And Who Disguised As... Immense Joy, by J.D. Rummel The Mailbag Super Merchandise Section 3: New Comic Reviews The Superman Titles Superman #116, by Ken McKee Superman: The Man of Tomorrow #6, by Rene' Gobeyn Adventures of Superman #539, by Anatole Wilson Action Comics #726, by William J. Nixon Section 4: New Comic Reviews The Superman Titles (cont) Superman: The Man of Steel #61, by Jack Grimes Super-Family Titles Showcase '96 #9, by Rene' Gobeyn Steel #31, by Dick Sidbury Superboy #32, by Arthur LaMarche Section 5: New Comic Reviews Super-Family Titles (cont) Superboy and the Ravers #2, by Jeff Sykes Supergirl #2, by Patrick Stout Annuals, Miniseries, and Other Appearances Action Comics Annual #8, by William J. Nixon Eradicator #3, by Rene' Gobeyn Justice League: A Midsummer's Nightmare #2, by Matt Combes Section 6: New Comic Reviews Annuals, Miniseries, and Other Appearances (cont) Kingdom Come #4, by Rene' Gobeyn Legion of Super-Heroes #85, by Rene' Gobeyn Superman: The Serial Chapter 3: The Reducer Ray, by Steven Younis Section 7: After-Byrne Blackout: Part 5 Adventures of Superman #485, by Mark Lamutt Manuscripts of Steel Superman/Doomsday: Hunter/Prey, by Denes House Section 8: The Phantom Zone Super Friends Superman vs. Muhammed Ali, by Joe Crowe Into the Archives Superman #8, by Neil Ottenstein The Girl Friend and the Pal Jimmy Olsen Giant #104, by Jon Knutson Section 9: TELEscopic VISION "We Have Been Through So Much..." by Zoomway Episode Review #3-06: "Don't Tug on Superman's Cape", by Marta Olson Section 10: Coming Attractions STAFF: ------ Jeffery D. Sykes, Editor-in-Chief Arthur E. LaMarche, Executive Coordinator of Reviews Nancy Jones, Executive Coordinator of Lois and Clark Section Editors: Chip Chandler Curtis Herink William O'Hara Joe Crowe Bill Meeks Shane Travis Steve Hanes Steven Younis LEGAL DISCLAIMERS: ----------------- Superman and all related characters, locations, and events are copyright and trademark DC Comics. Use of the aforementioned is not intended to challenge said ownership. We strongly suggest that each reader look to the media sources mentioned within for further information. All original material published in The Kryptonian Cybernet, including but not limited to reviews, articles, and editorials, are copyright 1996 by The Kryptonian Cybernet and the respective authors. Reprinting in any format is expressly forbidden without the permission of The Kryptonian Cybernet and the contributing author. Opinions presented within this issue belong to the authors of the articles which contain them. 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These archives can also be reached via the Kryptonian Cybernet Homepage: http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sykes/kc ________________________________________________________ NEWS AND NOTES -------------- SAME CONTENT, DIFFERENT FREQUENCY Stop and take a quick look at this issue. Note that most of the comics we're reviewing have already seen the following issue hit the stands. SUPERMAN, the new animated series, debuted two weeks ago, but we're not scheduled to review it until *next* issue. This is one of the problems with monthly publications -- a problem which is compounded when the zine is delayed for any reason. In order to combat this, THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET is going to experiment with a semi-monthly publication schedule for the next two months. This will mean that every comic should be reviewed before the next issue of the series comes out. We'll review episodes of LOIS AND CLARK and SUPERMAN much closer to their actual airdates. Before you panic, thinking that we're about to stuff your mailbox with twice the amount of material we've been throwing at you each month, take a deep breath and relax. Once underway, this will result in no more content than you are receiving now -- you'll just get it in smaller chunks. The one exception is this month. Since we decided this only recently, and because we wanted to get to the premiere of SUPERMAN quickly, we're going to run a transitional issue next week. After that, new issues will appear around the second and final Mondays of October. The Late September issue, mailing next Monday, will focus on the premiere of SUPERMAN, and will also feature reviews of comics which arrived during the first two weeks of September. It will also contain one article which I chose to delay from this issue, and a couple of wedding-related articles which should really see print before the weddings occur. It will be a much shorter issue than we are normally used to! The Early October issue will mail on about October 14, and will focus on the premiere episodes of LOIS AND CLARK. Reviews will cover the remaining new comics and SUPERMAN episodes from September. The Late October issue will mail on about October 28, and will focus on the weddings. Reviews will cover new comics, SUPERMAN episodes, and LOIS AND CLARK episodes from the first two weeks of October. All of our monthly columns will be divided between these two issues, none will appear more than once. If things run smoothly, and the work load isn't increased for us, then we want to consider switching permanently to this format. But before we do any such thing, we're going to get your opinion. Beginning in October, we'll allow you to vote on whether the twice-a-month format is an improvement or not. And your judgement on how this affects the quality of the magazine will be one of the most important factors in whether or not we continue the format. SUPERMAN REWRITE Several print sources have confirmed that Kevin Smith (CLERKS, MALLRATS), an avid comic book fan, has been hired to rewrite the script of the upcoming Superman feature film. According to these sources, Smith may use some aspects of the comic epic encompassed by "The Death of Superman", "Funeral for a Friend", and "Reign of the Supermen", and he's apparently already expressed some ideas involving cameo appearances by other DC heroes! Reuters/Variety reports that Warner Brothers plans to begin filming next summer for a 1998 release. KINGDOM CAME? Alex Ross hinted that he and Mark Waid are working on an epilogue to their smash Elseworlds miniseries KINGDOM COME. I've also heard that when DC prepares its compilation of the mini-series (probably in both trade paperback and hardcover), it will include several new story pages. I've no idea if these are separate items -- it could be that the added pages actually *are* the epilogue to which Ross referred. Meanwhile, DC will offer a collection of the four issues in November -- see the MERCHANDISE section for further information! TRIP TO THE BARBER Several reliable sources have told me that Superman will be finally be getting a hair cut during the upcoming wedding storyline! A few people have seen previews of the artwork from SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM, and by the time the ceremony begins, Clark will be pony-tailed no longer. And if you think about it, this is a perfect time -- Clark has lost his invulnerability due to the events of THE FINAL NIGHT! Now if we can just explain why Clark and Superman got their locks shorn at the same time... DEBATE THIS The first US Presidential Debate has been scheduled for 9:00 PM EDT on Sunday, October 6. This could cause delays or pre-emptions of the special LOIS AND CLARK episode scheduled to air that night. Pay close attention to your local listings, and check back with KC for further information. SUPERMAN: THE LASER DISC Members of the alt.video.laserdisc newsgroup have begun a campaign to have SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE released in a new laser disc in 1998. Here's some more information from Mighty Young Joe (hiphats@pacbell.net): 1998 (2 years from now) will mark two occasions ... the 20th anniversary of the release of SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE, and the 60th anniversary of the character's creation. This could mean the release of a "Special Anniversary Director's Cut" of SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE with all the added footage in a digitally remastered print with DTS soundtrack and all of John Williams' music. With all our help, it could become a reality. Here are some addresses where you can express your support: The best place to request a director's cut released on laserdisc (with THX, AC-3, second audio commentary, supplementary sections, and trailers) is The Criterion Collection. Their E-mail is: Klinger@voyagerco.com Warner Home Video currently owns the rights to the first three Christopher Reeve movies. Their address is: Warren Lieberfarb, President Warner Home Video 4000 Warner Blvd. Burbank, CA 91522 ________________________________________________________ SUPERSCRIPTS: Notes from the Editor ------------------------------------ SO MANY OPINIONS, SO LITTLE TIME So many things have raised my eyebrows since last month's issue of THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET, but I don't want to spend a full column on each and every one. So this month, a hodgepodge of gripes, praise, responses, and hopes. But first, a sad note. A little more than two and a half years ago, we were well into the planning of the first issue of this little publication about the Man of Steel, but we still had not come upon a name for the magazine. Enter one of the few folks who have been with us since the very beginning, Ken McKee. And with one little e-mailed suggestion, we had a name, THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET. Now, nearly 30 months later, the person responsible for the title of this magazine, as well as numerous reviews and articles, is leaving us. Ken's had a great run with KC, but changes in his life, centering on college graduation, are pulling him away from us, at least for the foreseeable future. Ken, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you well and to thank you for your many years of assistance on the Cybernet. Should you find your way back around, we'll leave the door unlocked. Last month I waxed angry about Kenner and the lack of availability of the Man of Steel toys. We received several responses, some echoing my sentiments, and some correcting me on the practices of the toy industry. Several of these appear in this month's Mailbag. As a follow-up, let me point out that since the last issue, I have been able to find the Wal-Mart exclusive version of the Superman/Batman two-pack, the Ultimate Superman, and the Kryptonian Battle Armor (which is, by the way, pretty cool). But I still haven't found anything beyond the original five action figures. I have noticed that most toy stores are currently emptying their old stock in preparation for the Christmas toy season, so maybe we're about to be treated to a flood of new products. One can only hope... A quick thought about the upcoming comics wedding. Since the announcement, I have learned from one of the creators and through an ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY article, that DC *did* have to scrap and/or accelerate some of its original plans for getting Lois and Clark together in order to accommodate Warner Brothers' wishes for a joint TV/comics wedding. I have no doubt that the team is more than capable of making this book an incredible read *and* event. I also enjoy the television show, as much as or more than other comic readers. But still, I'm a bit disappointed that after 58 years of Superman comics, versus only three years of LOIS AND CLARK, it's the comics that had to get the short end of the stick in changing their schedules. Talk about the tail wagging the dog. Did we really need all of the August comics to be polybagged with an advertising supplement? Puh-lease. I can live with a polybagged issue, *if* it contains something special or collectible, but a booklet full of ads is neither of these. Good things to come out of the summer? SUPERGIRL and SUPERBOY AND THE RAVERS are off to exceptionally strong starts, and SUPERGIRL's sales have exceeded that of the Man of Steel's titles! And of course, who could forget KINGDOM COME, in my opinion the single best work to come out of DC since WATCHMEN and THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Now that Lois and Clark are going to be married, a very important question arises. Members of the Superman staff have indicated that Lois and Clark were engaged for no longer than a year or two (comics time) before they broke up. Yet, they were engaged for over five years of our time. So how much real time corresponds to nine months of comics time? :) DC had better be really careful with this new Dirk Armstrong character. If you're going to try and show opposing viewpoints, then do so in a reasonable and unbiased way. I wouldn't consider Perry White or anyone involved with the Planet to be ultra-liberal, so why do we need to balance them with an ultra-conservative? So far, we've seen nothing even remotely positive about this character -- he's being made to look like a bad guy just because he has different politics. I'll be watching this story line very closely. Finally, one last gripe. If you glance over at COMING ATTRACTIONS, you'll see that DC has 20 books coming out in November which either star or feature guest-appearances of members of the Superman family of characters. And if you throw in Marvel's SILVER SURFER/SUPERMAN, that makes four prestige format books in one month. The total price tag for all 21 books is almost $60. This is simply way too much. If it costs $60 to be a Superman completist, then there's just too much product. Contrary to popular belief, most comic readers are on a budget. In effect, they're forcing fans to make a choice between additional Superman books and other titles that they already enjoy -- and as much as I enjoy the Superman characters, I don't think there's been enough high-quality Superman work coming from DC to justify dumping the other, more consistent titles that I read. I propose that DC try to go six months with no specials or miniseries, and that they try to keep the guest-appearances in other books to a minimum. And under *no* circumstance should there be more than one Prestige Format book per month about any one character, Elseworlds version or not. Splitting the market like that is simply begging for low sales! You know, from this sound of the column, you'd think that I haven't been enjoying Superman much lately. That's really not the case -- the past few months of the comics have been pretty good all around, and the debut of the animated series has been fantastic. But I guess when several little things start to bug you all at once, it can lead to a bit of overload... Next month, I'll be more positive. I promise! Jeff Sykes Editor ________________________________________________________ LOIS AND CLARK TO WED! -------------------------------- by Jeff Sykes (sykes@ms.uky.edu) For the last six years, DC has toyed with Superman fans, using the engagement of Lois and Clark to entice a rabid desire to see that next step in the historic couple's relationship. Just a few short months ago, it seemed that all hope was at an end when the engagement was broken off. But Lois and Clark are about to emerge from the fog which has kept the two of them apart -- and in grand fashion! Perhaps spurred along by the impending wedding of Lois and Clark in ABC's hit television series LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN (which is tentatively scheduled to air on October 6), DC Comics finally carries the comic versions of Clark Kent and Lois Lane across the threshold in SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM! Arriving in stores on October 9, SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM is a triple-sized, 96-page, Miraweb format one-shot which takes place inside the current comics continuity! This is not simply a tie-in or comic version of the LOIS AND CLARK wedding. The book will be released in two editions. Each version will feature a gatefold back cover that opens to reveal the final story pages, similar to SUPERMAN #75. The Collector's Edition will feature an embossed cardstock cover featuring an embossed Superman "S-shield," metallic silver ink, and both matte and gloss varnish accents. The Standard Edition features the same interior story and art as the Collector's Edition, but it will sport different cover art without enhancements. However, DC is offering both editions at the same price -- $4.95 US! (The Collector's Edition will be available only to the direct market.) SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM features the collaborative talents of all five regular Superman creative teams, as well as some special guest-star talents previously associated with the Man of Steel. And as a fitting memorial to another legend, this book will feature previously unpublished story pages illustrated by the late, great Curt Swan. See the end of this article for a reported breakdown of the specific creators involved and the amount of work they have contributed. SUPERMAN #118, in stores October 2, serves as a prequel to SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM. Then a week after the main event, the story continues in ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #541, which takes Lois and Clark to Hawaii for a honeymoon that doesn't go quite like they planned -- this arrives on October 16. Then, in ACTION COMICS #728, arriving on October 23, Lois and Clark are threatened by the gang that almost stopped Lois from returning to Metropolis. And in SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #63, hitting stores on October 30, the powerless Clark Kent (who's lost his super-abilities as a results of the events of THE FINAL NIGHT) is kidnapped and forced to reveal that he's Superman! NOTE: Because books for October arrival were solicited in the August issue of PREVIEWS, DC is having to do a bit of rescheduling. First, SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM has been retrosolicited in the September issue of PREVIEWS. Also, ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #541, ACTION COMICS #728, and SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #63 have all been resolicited in September's PREVIEWS. All previous orders for these books are canceled. In addition to correcting the previously announced dates for these three books, this allows retailers the chance to augment their orders due to additional sales from the hype which is certain to occur. According to DC, "It's all here under one cover: the resolution of the Lois/Clark breakup; the proposal; the plans; the tux; the dress; the shower; the bachelor party; the bachelorette party; the trouble with in-laws; the big fight; the visit from the Dark Knight..." ...and, of course, they get married! On their web site, American Entertainment/Smash Magazine has posted information about the creator contributions to this special issue. They claim that the complete roster is as follows: Writers: 19 pages by Dan Jurgens, current writer of SUPERMAN 17 pages by Karl Kesel, current writer of ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN 18 pages by David Michelinie, current writer of ACTION COMICS 16 pages by Louise Simonson, current writer of SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL 21 pages by Roger Stern, current writer of SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL Art teams (Pencils/Inks unless otherwise indicated): 12 pages by Ron Frenz/Josef Rubinstein, current artists of SUPERMAN 12 pages by Stuart Immonen/Jose Marzan Jr, current artists of ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN 12 pages by Tom Grummett/Denis Rodier, current artists of ACTION COMICS 11 pages by Jon Bogdanove/Dennis Janke, current artists of SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL 11 pages by Paul Ryan/Brett Breeding, current artists of SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF TOMORROW 9 pages by Dan Jurgens/Jerry Ordway 6 pages by Curt Swan/Jackson Guice 3 pages by Kieron Dwyer/Doug Hazlewood 2 pages by John Byrne/Terry Austin 2 pages by Kerry Gammill/Murphy Anderson 2 pages by Gil Kane/Bob McLeod 2 pages by Dick Giordano/Art Thibert 2 pages by Jim Mooney/George Perez 2 pages by Barry Kitson/Ray McCarthy 2 pages by Nick Cardy (both pencils and inks) 2 pages by Al Plastino (both pencils and inks) Letters by Bill Oakley Colors by Glenn Whitmore Edited by Joey Cavalieri For further information on SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM, visit the DC Comics Web Site at http://www.dccomics.com. ________________________________________________________ Just the FAQs ------------- More Details about Frequently-Asked Questions about the Man of Steel by David T. Chappell (dtc@acpub.duke.edu) This month's column combines a bit of Superman history with a current topic. It was a spin-off of a spin-off of Superman comics that led to the creation of the great threat that now plunges Earth into a great ice age. A look into the distant and recent past of comics will help reveal, "What is the Sun-Eater?" Introduction Back in the less logical days before the Crisis on Infinite Earths, a young Superman traveled faster than light to travel into the future to interact with the teenaged Legion of Super-Heroes in the 30th century. One of these futuristic stories introduced a horrible menace known as a Sun-Eater. A huge creature larger than a planet, the Sun-Eater threatened to consume the sun and thus remove the ultimate source of all energy on Earth. Now, in the post-Crisis universe, the modern Superman faces another Sun-Eater that prepares to plunge the Earth into THE FINAL NIGHT. The Pre-Crisis Days The first Sun-Eater appeared back in a Legion of Super-Heroes story in ADVENTURE COMICS. One of the near-omnipotent Controllers used a Sun-Eater as a weapon to eliminate evil in his segment of the multiverse. The creature menaced Earth's sun, but the Legionnaires confronted it in space. The Legion obtained the help of the Fatal Five, a collection of super-villains, against the Sun-Eater. However, the final solution lay in detonating an absorbatron bomb deep within the creature. While Superboy volunteered to carry the bomb, Ferro Lad recognized that the creature's red solar rays might harm the young Kryptonian. Thus, the man who could turn into living iron took the bomb himself. Although Ferro Lad died in the explosion, the bomb destroyed the Sun-Eater and thus saved civilization (ADVENTURE #353). The noble death of Ferro Lad became an important part of Legion history, and it seems only fit that the modern incarnation of the hero should also appear just before the Sun-Eater's attack in THE FINAL NIGHT. Later pre-Crisis stories included other Sun-Eaters, but each creature was defeated before it could consume the Earth's sun. Although these later stories were always grand in scope, few managed to recapture the spirit of the original creature's menace and the heroism of its defeat. The Post-Crisis Sun-Eater The first appearance of a Sun-Eater in modern continuity was in a Superman title. During the "Time and Time Again" story line, Superman was hurled to the 30th century where he met the Legion of Super-Heroes (ADVENTURES #477, Apr 91; also TPB). Superman's timely appearance coincided with the attack of a Sun-Eater, and the Man of Steel eagerly joined the fight. The Legion referred to Ferro Lad's death, and Wildfire volunteered to deliver an absorbatron bomb to this creature's core. Although the initial attack detonated the bomb too soon, Kal-El devised a new plan. While Superman, Lightning Lad, and Ultra Boy used their powers to distract the Sun-Eater, Wildfire plunged deep into its core and used an energy blast to destroy the monster. Despite Zero Hour, this story is clearly still in continuity: not only have Mike Carlin and Roger Stern insisted so, but a reference in LSH #85 (Oct 96) confirms it. Furthermore, recent Legion of Super-Heroes stories have also mentioned the Sun-Eater. Legion comics from early 1996 indicated the possible threat of an approaching Sun-Eater, and "The Fatal Five" story line featured the modern incarnation of the team of super-criminals. In the modern story, however, the threat of the Sun-Eater was a false one created to force the evil team's assemblage. Although the Fatal Five had been created just to stop the Sun-Eater, they never faced the prey which did not exist; instead, they merely attacked the Legion. Most importantly, the story line established that a Sun-Eater had attacked Earth 1,000 years in the past -- in the 20th century. Hints about the Modern Sun-Eater In addition to hints from the 30th century, there are also clues about the Sun-Eater in recent comics set in 1996. Stories in both THE FLASH and the ALPHA CENTURION Special have pointed to an ice age on Earth which matches the passage of a Sun-Eater. In the recent "Race Against Time" story line in THE FLASH #113-118, hints of an impending "new ice age" ran throughout the story. A history book from the future recorded "an ice storm that will soon engulf the planet" (THE FLASH #117, Sep 96), and a time-traveler from the future recalled that "we're on the cusp of a global ice age that will all but destroy civilization!" (THE FLASH #116, Aug 96) "Race Against Time" emphasized the attempt by Abra Kadabra and Dr. Polaris to create the ice age, but they were stopped and their wave of ice did not extend beyond Keystone City. Having worked on the revitalized (post-Zero Hour) Legion of Super-Heroes, it seems doubtful that author Mark Waid would introduce time paradoxes into the supposedly linear history. In addition, the recent 1996 ALPHA CENTURION Special opened with a fight with the mysterious Ephemera who claimed to be "the keeper of all history." She was apparently a historian from another time era who wished to preserve a library of certain historical documents. Ephemera's choice to appear in 1996 seemed connected to her warning to the Centurion: "this empire is poison to collapse soon." While one could take her words as a strange message from an alternate time-line, it seems more likely that she was referring to the impending ice age that would follow the Sun-Eater's attack. Considering that the story's author, Barbara Kesel, is the wife of the author of FINAL NIGHT, she clearly would have knowledge of this future major event in the DC Universe. Conclusion THE FINAL NIGHT is DC's major cross-over for 1996. When a Sun-Eater consumes Earth's sun, it plunges the solar system into a depth of coldness it has never experienced. While Earth's heroes struggle to save the populace, they are powerless to stop the disaster. In particular, the loss of the sun's rays deprive the Last Son of Krypton of his power source and leave him as weak as a normal human. Superman is slated to appear in a number of the stories of this major event as he must again confront a loss of super-powers. Perhaps most important for the Man of Steel is a rediscovery of his humanity, which results in a renewal of a love that reached its first peak when the "Krisis of the Krimson Kryptonite" led to Clark's wedding engagement. ________________________________________________________ AND WHO DISGUISED AS... --------------------------------------------------------- A Column of Opinion by J.D. Rummel (rummel@creighton.edu) Immense Joy Last month I wrote about the Filmation cartoons being rerun on USA. (I neglected to mention that the late Ted Knight was the voice for just about everyone in the Batman series. It's sort of amusing hearing him change his vocal register to disguise himself .). In that review I lamented the awful animation and sometimes shabby stories that were foisted on us, and again today on our youth. Well, redemption is at hand. As I write these words the new Superman animated series is only days away. By the time you read them, you will doubtless have seen it. Like most Superman fans I have high hopes for its success. When the Batman animated adventures first came to the airwaves several years ago, I remember my extreme pleasure at seeing a boyhood hero finally being produced in a manner befitting my feelings and high regard. I hope the same treatment will be given to the new Superman adventures. From what I have seen and read so far, I have reason to be hopeful -- talented people are being engaged. Some trends are being bucked: The trades have all said that the show will not be focusing on the Lois and Clark romance, falling back to the depiction of L&C as good-natured adversaries. What I'm hoping to see is a return to some super-feats, some super-heroics that have long been absent from the screen. I want big explosions, death rays, robots, scenes of a man flying and doing incredible things. I want to see writers who love the Man of Steel devise some adventures that will challenge them as creators and entertain us an audience. For far too long, Superman has been pretty boring. A successful cartoon series could breathe some new life into a very tired comic, and maybe bring in some new blood both behind the scenes and to the audience. It's easy to revere tradition, to want your memories given a tip of the hat. That's why Kirk Alyn and Noel Neil are in the first movie, and why we read in-jokes such as naming streets and parks in the series after legendary contributors to the saga. When the movies came out years ago, I was hoping that the original S symbol of George Reeves would be used, along with his springboard and some vestige of the series' music. Now, I want some trace of John Williams' score used, and some reference to, or usage of, Christopher Reeve. Yet most importantly, while I hope that the writers honor what has preceded them, I hope they find new ground, places they can call their own from which they can launch new insights and aspects of an American legend. In this same vein, check out _The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest_. While they diverge considerably from classic Quest, they are fast paced and entertaining. Open your minds, I say. Not since the aforementioned Batman cartoons have I anticipated a cartoon series. In creative efforts such as this, it's certainly possible to disappoint, and the higher the expectation, the greater the fall if the show fails. Frankly, I'm at a dizzying height, and not looking down. I think the new series is gonna soar, and will carry me with it. Next month I'll let you know what I think, as will other members of the staff here at the KC. Indeed, while I may be very disappointed come the weekend, there is something about the anticipation of impending goodness. Like the hope of cold water at the end of a long run it is a simple pleasure that gives immense joy. Away And Who Disguised As... is copyright 1996 by J.D. Rummel. Copying this document in any format is expressly forbidden without the written permission of the author. ________________________________________________________ THE MAILBAG ------------------------------------- (sykes@ms.uky.edu, KryptonCN@aol.com) KC Responses are indented and begun with **** =============================================== From: Richard Stevens (stevensr@nicanor.acu.edu) I don't know about other areas, but we've been swamped by Superman Kenner products. There are 10 figures out, my little brother has them all. The only toy I haven't seen is the 10" Ultimate Superman, and I don't look very often. Toy lines are strange things. Shipping lines in one area of the country can dry up before another gets their product. Wal-Mart is the worst at this. They ship only what arrives in their warehouse, regardless of what is or isn't selling in the geographic locations the trucks go to. Here in Texas, we've had a shortage of Star Wars since they came out last year! That's just the toy business. **** I've still only seen 8 of the 12 which have made it onto the card backs, and three of those I saw only once several months ago. I make a point to look around at least once a week. If you are correct in that it's just the toy business, then I think maybe the toy business needs to work on some changes... =============================================== From: Jeffrey I. Michael (jmichael@slip.net) I just read your Editor's note regarding the Kenner Superman toy line, and I have a few comments... First off, I seem to remember something about how toy lines like this purposely produce a few items in the line in small quantities to spark interest, or force active collectors to shop around (perhaps it has something to do with the idea that they might buy more if they look harder). Remember the Clark Kent figure in the Super Powers line several years ago? They apparently produced a few, although I've never seen one. And I think I've seen ads for them, anywhere from $50 to $75. Also, there could also be a regional dependency -- although you've looked in KY, AR, and WI, I've seen several Ultimate Superman and Superman/Batman 2-packs still on the shelves here in San Francisco. (There's also a Warner Brothers store here, and that may help -- they often have a number of action figures for less than local comic shops.) =============================================== From: Doug Smith (doug.w.smith@mci.com) I just wanted to write and let you know that I whole-heartedly agree with you about the Kenner action figures. I have been searching and searching for the new figures and can't find them. (Actually, I found them once, in a local comic shop, but the price was DOUBLE what a normal retailer would charge.) **** We haven't really had this problem in Lexington, except maybe with STAR WARS and SPAWN toys. I've learned from my the gentleman that owns the comic store I frequent that he buys toys from the retailers only if he knows that there are collectors willing to pay inflated prices. He considers it a finder's fee -- there are some collectors who are either unwilling or unable to be at the stores when their shipments arrive, which is sometimes the only way to find some of the toys. On the other hand, I have a real problem with shop owners and toy store workers who horde all the new toys just so that they can sell them for a profit. That's simply unethical. =============================================== From: Teri Stearns (Teri.Stearns@igc.net) I agree that finding any Superman toys is like hunting for a needle in a haystack -- however, since you brought up the subject, its just as hard to find some of the STAR WARS toys, as well. Have you ever noticed that the ones on the shelves are the same ones over and over? The ones everybody really wants are never available. Granted, the S-man and STAR WARS toys are supposed to be "collectibles," but how can you collect what you can't get a hold of? **** See, herein lies the problem, IMHO. The toymakers have started worrying too much about the collectors and not enough above the products themselves. For example, outside of toy collectors' magazines and comic shop information, the only promotion Kenner has made for any of the SUPERMAN toys was the stupid "Don't Mess With The S" commercial -- which didn't seem to air for very long... Why aren't there ads airing during LOIS AND CLARK and SUPERMAN, the new animated series? Haven't they ever heard of targeting the audience? And to add fire to the flame, a friend of mine told me when he was talking to an employee in a certain toy store that it was all they could do to keep some of the other employees from raiding the stock room when they get their shipments. You know there's people out there working three jobs at places like Target and Toys 'R' Us just so they can be the first to get these toys. And on top of it, they get a discount! So a limited amount of toys are getting to the stores, just not making it to the shelves. And if Kenner would get the ball rolling on their production lines we wouldn't have this problem. Whaadaya do??? **** I would assume ethically challenged people like this would be in it for the money. And the simple fact is that I don't see people even willing to pay inflated prices for the Superman toys. So hopefully, they'll turn their attention away from these. And I agree with you about the production lines. I truly believe that Kenner's just not producing enough of the newer figures to meet the demand. =============================================== From: Barb Clark (aceem@aol.com) Just a quick note about the Superman action figures. It is the individual stores that decide what to buy and how many. Kenner really doesn't have much control. Complain to your local toy store. They may even be able to special order for you. **** I was willing to believe this for a while, but I'm finding it harder and harder as time passes on. I *know* that even the big ticket items such as the two-packs, Ultimate Superman, and Kryptonian Battle Armor are selling -- newer items are clearing the shelves as soon as they hit around here. I can't believe that the stores would choose not to order many of the individual action figures, *knowing* that they're having no problem selling the big items. -- Jeff Sykes ________________________________________________________ SUPER MERCHANDISE ----------------------------------------------- Information on Forthcoming Superman Merchandise Descriptions courtesy of PREVIEWS catalog, copyright 1996, Diamond Comic Distributors. For further information on (and in many cases, pictures of) the below merchandise, see recent issues of PREVIEWS! 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Each pin features graphics appropriate to the event and the logo of the USA team prominently displayed. 6 pins per set. CAUTION: All information subject to change, but should ship no later than 90 days past its scheduled shipping date. Superman set, $27.00 ________________________________________________________ NEW COMIC REVIEWS ----------------- Ratings Panelists: AL: Art LaMarche JS: Jeff Sykes PS: Patrick Stout AW: Anatole Wilson KM: Ken McKee RG: Rene' Gobeyn DS: Dick Sidbury MC: Matt Combes VV: Vic Vitek JG: Jack Grimes WN: William J Nixon As always, the first rating given after the average is that of the reviewer. The average rating given for each book may correspond to a larger sample of ratings than what is printed following the average. THE SUPERMAN TITLES: ------------------- Uniform Credits: Colors: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Digital Chameleon Associate Editor: Mike McAvennie Editor: Joey Cavalieri 37. SUPERMAN #116, "Sacrifice for a Superman" The Bottle City: Part 3 (of 3) Story: Dan Jurgens Layouts: Ron Frenz Finishes: Joe Rubinstein Letters: John Costanza Cover: Ron Frenz, Joe Rubinstein, and Patrick Martin Pre-October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.3/5.0 Shields KM: 4.5 Shields MC: 2.0 Shields - All I can say is I'm glad this story is *over*. JG: 3.0 Shields - Adequate ending to a so-so arc that repeated itself too much. Superman looked pretty goofy with that "equipment", but I'm glad they actually *remembered* the headgear. Did he or did he not have lead gas in that gun? The managing editor subplot looks *great*, though. PS: 3.0 Shields - Not a bad ending to the first story of the revamped bottle city; Jurgens begins to show us how being acting managing editor may put a crimp in Clark's comings and goings as Superman. And, hey, the first public pronouncement that the ponytail may have to go. JS: 4.0 Shields - Good ending to the story, and very nice art by Frenz and Rubinstein, though the TEEN TITANS preview was a bit disjointed. :) But how can you dis an issue where Clark is told to lose the ponytail!? The demonic entity, Tolos, is determined to capture Superman as his next prized possession for the bottled city of Kandor. By taking control of Cil Gand and forcibly removing him from Kandor, Tolos hopes to beat Superman into submission or kill him in the process. Excuse me for digressing, but I'm not too fond of the way DC is trying to weave Kandor into the modern Superman storyline. I'm from the old school and liked the old Kandor -- you remember, the famed city that was founded on the planet Krypton. The pre-Crisis Kandor housed a space ark which Jor-El planned to use to evacuate the Kryptonians before the fateful explosion. Unfortunately the Coluan android Brainiac miniaturized and stole the city before Jor-El could finish the rescue ship. Forgive me if I am hesitant to accept this new and supposedly improved version of Kandor. Superman visits Dr. Hamilton to try and get a handle on the situation and we get an insight into the history of Tolos. Superman explains that over the centuries Tolos has traveled the universe, collecting a wide array of life forms and placing them in Kandor. He also has the ability to pull out anybody he wants and forcibly inhabit the body. Dr. Hamilton gives Superman a special visor (see SUPERMAN #115) to aid him in the battle against Tolos. Once again Tolos takes over Cil Gand and another battle breaks out. Superman manages to slow down Gand's movements with a shot of leaded gasoline. Where Superman is hypersensitive to Kryptonite, the Daxamites have a similar problem with lead. Realizing Gand is not in the best of shape at this point, Tolos forcibly abandons him and tries to take over Superman. The visor, however, has been readjusted to prevent Tolos from getting inside Superman's head. Tolos, now inside Tupperneep, the funny-little-duckbilled-friend of Gand, sneaks up on Superman and removes the visor. The final battle for Superman's soul begins. The full page spread of Tolos trying to inhabit Superman with Kandor in the foreground is pretty impressive. As Superman is being drawn into the bottled city, Gand slips on the visor. For the climactic ending he forces Tolos to actually terminate his own existence, freeing Superman from his control. Unfortunately, too much lead poisoning has penetrated Gand's battered body, and he dies before Superman can help him. Superman vows to free the inhabitants of Kandor as a final tribute to Gand's heroism. This was a pretty good story. I read all three issues in one sitting which made for good continuity. I was glad that very little was revealed in the previous issues about Tolos' background, or how he continually forced the Daxamites out of Kandor. That brings up an interesting point. I don't understand why Tolos had to actually inhabit a Daxamite -- or anyone else for that matter -- in order to take control of Superman. Why didn't he just do it sometime before Superman had the visor? Slipping in and out of physical beings didn't seem to be too big a problem, and he was almost successful in possessing Superman. The artwork, as usual, was the greatest. It was interesting to note the physical similarity between Superman and Cil Gand. By the way, did you happen to notice the taped window in Dr. Hamilton's office on page 8?. Fans of THE X-FILES will recognize that as a signal for help. Say, maybe there is another Baldy for me if I send that observation in to DC! As a side story, Clark has to take up the slack for Perry, who is on sick leave due to cancer. Finally, in the middle of the book there is a sneak preview for the new TEEN TITANS series. As a side note, I would like to recommend a book that I had planned to review but never got around to. THE KRYPTONITE KID, written by Joseph Torchia, takes place in the late 1950s and involves a young boy, Jerry Chariot and his best friend, Robert Sipanno. "This unforgettable novel, at once touching and funny, presents Jerry Chariot, an ordinary American kid who writes letters to Superman, because Jerry really believes in The Man of Steel. He is a boy who yearns to be loved and yearns to be Super in an everyday world so filled with unfairness that he must create his own reality -- until the book's shattering conclusion makes Jerry realize who Superman really is." I don't think the book is still being published. I just happened to run across it. You will laugh, cry, sigh, and never forget this wonderful book which was named 1979 Best Book for Young Adults by the American Library Association. Try getting it through the Interlibrary Loan program at your local public library. Finally, this will be my last review for THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET. I hate long good-byes, so I will try and keep this brief. The fact is, it's time for me to move on. I won't be buying or reading Superman comics on a regular basis. After acquiring the weekly issues every Monday for the last 3+ years, this will be a difficult transition to make. Because I recently graduated from Sam Houston State University, I will also be losing my Internet access. I thought there might be an alternative to this problem but it doesn't seem to be working out like I wanted. I want to particularly thank David Chappell for his marvelous FAQs that helped me accept the Superman of the post-Crisis era. You see, I was one of those old timers who latched on to Superman after DC killed him off. Thank you, Jeff, for allowing me to be a part of a wonderful project. I still can't believe you chose my suggestion for the name of KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET. That is quite an honor and I am humbled. I am proud to call you both my friends, even though we have never personally met. It has been a real pleasure to be part of a team of fantastic people who spend hours writing reviews and other stories in order to put out a great monthly e-zine. Over the last three years, I have managed to collect several hundred Superman comics (past and present), had a letter published in one of the issues, and even won a Baldy. I produced a TV show for the university called "Comic Book Review" which spotlighted Superman in one episode. I also had my son play Clark Kent and Superman in a local TV commercial. Just recently I was asked to review the first edition of a new Superman comic, SUPERMAN ADVENTURES, which is based on the upcoming show SUPERMAN, the animated series. As of this writing the comic is not yet available to the general public. The Last Son of Krypton has always been an important part of my life and that will never change. I grew up with George Reeves and put on many a towel so I could fly like my hero. Recently I videotaped an entire six hours of the old "Superman" TV show and I have a pretty good collection of Superman cartoons. I dressed up as Superman during my kindergarten Halloween party. Whenever a rerun of a Superman movie comes on I disconnect my phone, microwave a big bowl of popcorn, open a bottle of my favorite beverage -- Dr. Pepper -- and plop myself in front of the TV. Superman is alive and well and THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET proves it. There is no other magazine like it, on or off the Internet, and the fact that it is regularly read by the staff and management of DC proves it is a valuable addition to the Superman mythos. Superman represents the best that mankind has to offer. Let's hope and pray that his dream of a better world will somehow rub off on each of us so we can all do our part for "Truth, Justice and the American Way!" So for now, dear people, I bid you farewell. God bless each of you. Up, Up, and AWAY!!! Ken McKee (stdkrm01@shsu.edu) ================================================== 38. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF TOMORROW #6, "Going to Extremes" Writer: Roger Stern Penciller: Paul Ryan Inker: Brett Breeding Letterer: John Costanza Cover: Tom Grummett, Brett Breeding, and Patrick Martin Fall 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 4.0/5.0 Shields RG: Story: 4.0 Shields - Solid and well told, complete. Art: 4.0 Shields - Clean and well-detailed, nicely detailed. MC: 3.6 Shields - Ever since I picked up the back-issue ACTION with the last appearance of the Jackal, I've been waiting for him to pop up again. Leave it to Stern to make this a great read. JG: 4.4 Shields - Great! Looks like Franklin may be manipulating and taking advantage of Clark... PS: 4.0 Shields - Loved the homage to Terminator 2 with Jackal at Billy Jack's Bar; Ryan's pencils and Stern's script are top-notch, and would that be a caricature of John Costanza on the cover, whose fresh lettering on the office door is about to be demolished by our battling opponents? VV: 4.0 Shields - I was ready to dislike this as another "Villain of the month" story, but Roger done good . While brute force is needed, Superman also has to do some thinking, and forces the "villain" to do some as well. Hmmm. Did this read a little like KINGDOM COME??? I would like to welcome Paul Ryan to the Super-team. His pencils worked well with Brett Breeding's inks to give us another excellent book. I loved his rendition of Superman, and I liked his Clark even more. My only complaint is that there needs to be more background detail in his panels. There were just too many solid color backgrounds for my taste. >From all I had read I had expected this to be a fill in book, and that the ongoing plots were going to be put on hold. I should have known better. Roger Stern has proven time and again, that he has one of the best grasps on the Superman cast and settings. This book was a case in point. While Lori and Lois were missing, we did get a good view of the life at the Planet, with Clark filling in for Perry. As to the Jackal, well what can I say? He is a well done character, but he just isn't in Superman's league. If Superman hadn't had to take out time to rescue the innocent (and not so innocent) bystanders, the fight scene would have been over in three to four panels. The Jackal was a good counter point and introduction to a new Planet columnist, Dirk Armstrong. Dirk looks like he could well be a new focus for subplot developments. For sure, his ultra conservative views are going to cause some headaches for Clark and the Planet. The book opens with Superman and Emil Hamilton looking into the problems with the bottle city of Kandor. Superman leaves it with Emil so that he can look into ways to free the people trapped inside. Next we visit the Jackal, who is taking apart a roadhouse. He leaves and heads into Metropolis on a stolen bike. The story picks up in the Planet city room where Clark is trying to do his job, but he runs afoul of Mr. Stern, the publisher. After a pleasant and brief 'discussion' we get to meet the Planet's new columnist, Dirk Armstrong. When he learns of the Jackal's escape, we get a brief glimpse of what his character is going to be like. We break to Superman investigating the Jackal and his seeming intentions. The Jackal is taking on a gun runner and manages to set the building on fire. Superman is forced to let him go so that he can rescue people from the fire. When the Jackal stops to try to kill the gun runner, Superman catches up with him and easily captures him. All in all, a very pleasant read and a good chance to catch up a bit on the supporting cast. Something we see all too rarely. Rene' Gobeyn (gobeyn@kodak.com) ================================================== 39. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #539, "Doppelgangster" Plot: Karl Kesel Script: Jerry Ordway Pencils: Ron Lim Inks: Klaus Janson Letters: Albert De Guzman Cover: Stuart Immonen, Jose Marzan, Jr., and Patrick Martin October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.2/5.0 Shields AW: 2.5 Shields - Adequate story and art but nothing to jump up and down about. I hate paying $2 for a setup issue. MC: 3.8 Shields - Wow ... great pencils. Bad inks to accompany. But I'm definitely interested in further Anomaly stories. Clark's tough time as Managing Editor is handled well, but getting a little old. Let's hope Perry returns soon. Praises to Kesel for an excellent issue. JG: 4.5 Shields - Hmmm ... looks like these "one-shot wonder" villains may be not so "one-shot" after all, considering the reappearance of Misa. Some long-range plotting would be great from the Superteam. Love the Cadmus appearance! And I can't stress this enough ... the managing editor subplot is the best thing to come around the S-titles in a long time. I'm actually excited about the next issue! PS: 2.0 Shields - Anomaly is simply Marvel's Absorbing Man; is Kesel trying out a potential Daredevil villain in this Superman book? But it was nice to see the Newsboy Legion, again. VV: 3.0 Shields - The only saving grace for me was the reality-check on Clark's job -- I'm sure the people in the office are thinking "Peter Principle" about Kent's temporary promotion about now. When I picked up this comic, the strangely distorted Superman picture on the cover gave me little hope for the story inside. But though this issue just sets the groundwork for another story that will be told later -- which always ticks me off -- the story inside is competently told and illustrated. Since this is just a setup issue, there's not a whole lot to say (other than "I paid two bucks for this?"), but I'll give it a try. Misa, mischievous daughter of the "Hairy" leader Jude, is sneaking around Cadmus headquarters -- just for fun, I guess -- but sets off an alarm which scrambles the Cadmus security force. (I often wonder whether Cadmus hires more security people than scientists.) One security guard, Floyd Barstow, discovers her but is blasted by Misa's gun-like weapon. Misa escapes -- which is about par for any Superman comic these days -- but Floyd is distraught. It seems he is actually a clone of an executed gangster, and is more than eager to prove that evil is not a genetic trait. To give him a break, the Guardian suggests Barstow spend some time at Cadmus' "halfway house" in Metropolis. Now this part makes me wonder a little bit. Does this imply that Cadmus considers clones their personal property who are basically created only to serve Cadmus interests and not allowed to establish their own lives, or is this just some sort of security measure for clones? I think the halfway house should be explained further in the future. Anyway, Floyd takes the opportunity to check out the original Floyd's old hangout, a deserted hotel, where he undergoes a strange mutation, presumably becoming "Anomaly." At the same time, Clark Kent is having trouble dealing with the responsibilities of Managing Editor, especially when he has to combine them with his super-hero responsibilities. He blows off Lori Lemaris, then he blows up in front of his staff, showing that superhuman patience isn't one of his superpowers. Anomaly's sudden appearance at Bibbo's bar isn't any particular help. Clark sees the fight going on, changes to Superman, and confronts Anomaly, who has the ability to change his chemical composition to match whatever he touches (can anyone say "Absorbing Man?") Superman tricks Anomaly into transforming into energy, and Anomaly apparently dissipates. Superman is so used to his foes disappearing in front of him lately, that he dismisses Anomaly's fate with a disinterested "whatever." Floyd wakes up in his bed, convinced that he is indeed genetically predisposed to evil. Needless to say, this will be continued some time in the future, presumably after THE FINAL NIGHT is over. Ron Lim's artwork was pretty good, and Klaus Janson has always been the consummate inker. So while I'm completely at a loss to explain the sloppy cover, I was very satisfied with the inside job. I must object, however, to the depiction of Lori Lemaris. How exactly did she lose her hips and assume a 17-year-old's body? Immonen drew Lori as a fully mature woman, instead of following the trend of drawing every woman like a fashion model. C'mon guys, Lori's been married. Women in their twenties, with mature bodies, can be beautiful too. Or am I just too old now? In summary, this issue was competently done, with little to complain about, but little to cheer about, either. Anatole Wilson (awilson@vnet.ibm.com) ================================================== 40. ACTION COMICS #726, "Arms!" Writer: David Michelinie Guest Penciller: Tom Morgan Inker: Denis Rodier Letterer: Bill Oakley Cover: Tom Grummett, Denis Rodier, and Patrick Martin October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 2.5/5.0 Shields WN: 2.5 Shields - Smash and grab revenge tale with a new Jimmy subplot. JG: 3.0 Shields - Eh? The subplots are great, but Dave slipped into his "form" this issue. "Begin with short setup, leading into big two-page splash, insert subplots here, here, and here, have big fight". It gets old after a while. And then, I don't care for his dialogue/narration either. PS: 3.0 Shields - Though Superman did make quick work of Barrage, this book advanced a lot of the subplots -- Perry battling back to return to work, Jimmy's tape of Lori, the deterioration of the bottle city, and Clark's continuing struggle between an editor's responsibilities and his mission as Superman. VV: 2.0 Shields - "I know -- let's write a story where a super-villain strikes, making Clark duck out of his new job, and making people wonder about him." "I know -- let's write a story where someone comes to the island, promises to rescue the castaways, but then gets off the island and they remain trapped." AW: 1.5 Shields - Yawn. Barrage is a loser, Jimmy's a sleaze, and Clark's overworked. So what else is new? Barrage, freshly sprung from Stryker's Island, is back in Metropolis and hungry for revenge. His target: Maggie Sawyer. One of those ever useful boxes notes that back in SUPERMAN ANNUAL #2, Sawyer was responsible in some way for Barrage losing his arm. He's back to repay the debt with biblical precision. I liked seeing more of Clark rather than Superman this issue and the way in which he is juggling the demands on his time by Franklin and the Planet. His erratic meeting attendance and inventive excuses for leaving early are definitely giving Stern cause for concern. Perry is looking a bit gaunt, and it was good to see him give in to Alice's demands that he continue to rest rather than rushing back to the Planet. Clark for all his 'erratic behavior' is getting by -- just about. Clark also had to succumb to the pressures of his new role when he sent Ron Troupe out to cover the SCU awards ceremony at Police Plaza. Maggie Sawyer is being honored for her work with SCU when Barrage lays waste to the podium with his improved firepower. He wants to begin his revenge by killing Dan in front of Sawyer. Superman arrives to knock out Barrage. Barrage has had his armor improved and is no longer a one punch lightweight. He grabs Maggie's arm with his and prepares to remove it. Still with her wits about her, Sawyer shoots him in the foot -- and the bullet rolls off. This gives Superman the chance to see that Barrage doesn't have a shield protecting him. He aims his heat vision at Barrage's exposed mouth and heats up his fillings -- ouch, serious orthodontist bill approaching. Sawyer seizes the chance to get away to let Superman take Barrage down. Ron does an excellent write-up for Clark, while over at WGBS, Jimmy is agonizing about a videotape he has been given. An art antiquities dealer contacted Olsen with footage of a woman he believes is stealing antiquities. Jimmy realizes that it is Lori. He's being pushed by Cat for a big story for the sweeps, so Jim clenches his teeth and hands the tape over. I have to come clean -- I am disappointed in Jimmy Olsen. He seems to be promising Cat her big story and seems to have briefly succumbed to sweeps fever (and boss pressure). I await to see how young Mr. Olsen deals with this decision and its consequences. I liked the way Ron and Jimmy's work was shown in contrast with the final "a man's gotta do" line. Funny how it can be twisted depending on what you gotta do. This is Tom Morgan's final issue as penciller, and I have enjoyed his work. His renditions of the super-cast have been good. Perry was looking somewhat gaunt in the face this issue, though. And I am glad Alice is there to keep him on the right side. A parting question US readers, did your issue come polybagged? Here in Scotland it wasn't, I was just curious. [The US copies of the four Superman titles released in August all came polybagged with an advertising supplement from Time Warner and Entertainment Weekly. --Jeff] William J Nixon (W.J.Nixon@lib.gla.ac.uk) ________________________________________________________ THE SUPERMAN TITLES (cont): -------------------------- 41. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #61, "Losin' It" Story: Louise Simonson Penciller: Jon Bogdanove Inker: Dennis Janke Letterer: Ken Lopez Cover: Jon Bogdanove, Dennis Janke, and Patrick Martin October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.5/5.0 Shields JG: 4.8 Shields - Fantastic! This is how it was done pre-Death, and this is how things *should* be done. Lots of subplots, all linking with each other in a subtle way, eventually being brought together in the main plot. Riot looks interesting, mainly because he's different from the "norm" super-villain. Great cliffhanger. Bring on the next issue!! PS: 4.0 Shields - Look at the first panel on page 5, then look at the first panel on page 7 -- when the villains pile onto Superman, it gives him the same feeling he gets when the Planet staff mobs Clark. But hooray, Perry is back on the job! Simonson's story covers a lot of ground, and Bog and Janke's artwork looks great -- what a swell cliffhanger at the old Fortress of Solitude! JS: 3.5 Shields - I could come to *love* Riot, who'll make Superman *think* a lot more than he's currently used to. But Superman's lack of concern for Prof. Hamilton's safety really concerned *me*. VV: 2.5 Shields - Why not just remove Riot in this issue, play Luthor up more, and show more of the Fortress? Oh well, at least we get Luthor and the Fortress. AW: 2.5 Shields - At first I was annoyed by Superman trying to take on Luthor while carrying Prof. Hamilton, especially since it was a foregone conclusion. But then I decided this made Luthor more interesting, so what the heck. Perry gets the best scenes again. If you're a fan of the pre-Death Superman, you're going to love this issue. The Super Team has finally brought back that magic that made the S-books so great in '92. First, we begin with an attack from Riot, a new, *odd* super-villain. Against this guy, Superman has to pull his punches, because impact causes Riot to double (hence the name, natch). Superman gets paged by his beeper! So he wraps up his battle quickly with a dumpster, trapping all the Riots within. The SCU shows up, but when Superman lifts the dumpster, the Riots are gone... Ooooo.... (I *really* don't think we've seen the last of him.... them... whatever) At the Daily Planet, Clark is once again mobbed by his responsibilities. *Nice* parallel to the page before last, were he was swamped by Riot, not his coworkers. Just subtle enough to make the scene really neat. :) In his office, Clark pulls out the pouch Riot was trying to steal from the BioLab to find bone fragments of Doomsday! As he ponders the motives for such a crime, Lex Luthor, aboard his yacht, is admiring his "acquisitions" ... yep, Doomsday bones. Hmmmm.... The Contessa says good-bye to her husband before taking the helicopter to Metropolis, because "an art treasure has recently 'surfaced'." She's off to authenticate it. We'll get back to that later. Over at Metro Hospital, Perry is just finishing up his Chemo treatment. I'm glad Louise took the time to explain to our younger readers what Chemotherapy is all about. We soon find out, as I suspected in MOT #6, that Franklin Stern hired Dirk Armstrong against Perry's wishes, and took advantage of Clark. Back at the Planet, Clark is still sorting through the daily troubles. Clark brings up a good point here ... Clark has x-ray vision and super-stamina, yet he can hardly keep up with the work load. How did Perry do it? Clark laments about losing Lois, when suddenly the Prof's emergency signal goes off.... At Professor Hamilton's place, we learn that Kandor's condition is quickly getting worse. Prof suggests taking it to the Fortress of Solitude, but Superman reminds him that it was destroyed (ACTION #693, thereabouts). The Prof can shield the city for two hours, long enough for Clark to put the evening edition to bed. After Clark leaves, Perry shows up looking to talk to him about Dirk Armstrong (nice Whit cameo! :). Perry later confronts Franklin himself, showing he's still got the fight in him. *Very* interesting.... Meanwhile, over at GBS, Cat Grant and Jimmy Olsen review the footage for their expose on Lori Lemaris' art deals. *Is* she involved in something shady? Is the Contessa more involved than we think? On a side note, Jimmy has really been bugging me lately. Stealing stories, putting his job first before saving lives. I hope he get set straight soon. Over the ocean, as Superman is transporting the Prof and Kandor, he makes a *big* mistake. Upon spotting Luther's yacht, he attacks it! Geez! Obviously Luther's going to attack back! After skating certain death, the Prof convinces Supes to let it go and move on to the Fortress. Now wait a dog-gone minute here ... I know the pressure *is* getting to Clark, but I don't want him "losing it" (which is the general theme this issue). I want Clark to prove that he's got what it takes to rise *above* a nervous breakdown *before* it happens. Anyway, Superman cuts a way into the Fortress and starts taking a look around. Things seem in better shape than when he last left. Even the statue of his Kryptonian parents is as good as new (though I miss the symbolism of the old, "broken into a thousand pieces and put back together" Statue from the Krypton Man storyline). Suddenly, the caretaker of the Fortress reveals hims- er.. itself. One of those Kryptonian robot guys. But, unexpectedly, he fires on Superman! Great job all around this time. Lots of subplots, all linking with each other in some way, while at the same time intertwining with the main plot, leaving us with a great cliffhanger. Fantastic! The infamous Pendulum of Quality seems to be in a big upswing lately. I just hope the rest of the Super Team picks up a sledgehammer and *nails* it in place. Jack Grimes (lbmgmd@epix.net) ________________________________________________________ SUPER-FAMILY TITLES: ------------------- SHOWCASE '96 #9, "Honor Bound" Featuring Shadowdragon and Lady Shiva Writer: Joan Weis Penciller: Kevin J. West Inkers: Keith Champagne and Ken Branch Colorist: Dave Grafe Letterer: Ken Bruzenak Assoc. Editor: Chris Duffy Editor: Frank Pittarese Cover: Ron Frenz and Brett Breeding October 1996 $2.95 US/$4.25 CAN RATINGS: Average: 2.5/5.0 Shields RG: Story: 3.5 Shields - Interesting teaming of characters, well done. Art: 3.5 Shields - Very good for a SHOWCASE, needed detailing. JG: 2.5 Shields - Eh. So-so. JS: 1.5 Shields - I liked Kevin West and Brett Breeding's pairing on the art, though that one dude had an awfully big head... But the story here was absolutely pointless. Overall the stories in this book were better written than what we usually see here. If you have any interest in any of the characters presented, you could do a lot worse. Coming off last month's superb issue this was a bit of a let down, but by comparison to the average story that has appeared in SHOWCASE, it wasn't at all bad. The teaming of a minor Superman cast (villain?) member and one of the backup shady characters of the Batman cast wasn't at all out of line. In fact, considering the characters backgrounds, it actually made sense. The art in the story was a pleasant surprise considering some of the work we've seen here in the past. It was very clean, the perspectives were well done, and the inking wasn't too heavy. My only complaint is that the lack of backgrounds made many of the panels seem unconnected. The story is a simple one, but completely in character for both of the heroes(?). Lady Shiva was hired to retrieve a disk from a Chinese smuggler and then kill him for ripping off his boss. The disk contained the schematics for an 'anti-virus card'. Just the sort of thing that Shadowdragon would be interested in. Lady Shiva performs her contract, but then refuses to give up the disk to Shadowdragon. It was a pleasant surprise when Shiva put up such a wonderful fight against Shadowdragon. It really seemed that all she was interested in was a good work out. She had no fear of his high tech ninja tricks, and no intention of giving up the disk. After a short battle, Shiva is clearly the winner, but instead of pressing her advantage, she simply tells Shadowdragon where she is going to deliver the disk and walks away. She has no problem with him stealing the disk, *after* she delivers it. To her it is just a point of honor. * * * "Illumination" Starring Dr. Light Writer: Joseph Illidge Pencils: ChrisCross Inks: Caesar Lettering: Johnny Mann Color: Tom McCraw Editor: Alisande Morales No "Super" content - not rated Dr. Light comes out of retirement to deal with some Japanese techno thieves. Not a bad story, but it didn't do much for me. * * * "Eye to Eye" Starring Martian Manhunter Story and Words: Peter J. Tomasi Artist: Eduardo Barreto Letterer: Clem Robbins Colorist: Carla Feeny Editor: Jason Hernandez-Rosenblatt No "Super" content - not rated An excellent story that brings out the 'human' side of J'onn. Very well written. The art was too dark, and over inked. While it contributed well to the mood, the over use of heavy shadows got old. Rene' Gobeyn (gobeyn@kodak.com) ================================================== STEEL #31, "Possession" Writer: Louise Simonson Penciller: Phil Gosier Inker: Rich Faber Letterer: Pat Brosseau Computer Colorist: Stu Chaifetz Associate Editor: Chris Duffy Editor: Frank Pittarese Cover: Phil Gosier and Rich Faber October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 2.5/5.0 Shields DS: 3.0 Shields - Steel faces his inner fears and Natasha and Steel learn of her mutant powers. JS: 2.0 Shields - YAWN. Louise Simonson winds down her run on this book by giving us an armorbeast? Come on, please. She and the art team are both better than this. Story: At the end of the last issue, Steel was being pummeled by both Hazard's cronies and a new demon from beyond. Flatline, Quake, and Hotspot discover to their misfortune that the armor beast is not planning to quietly take Steel away -- instead he will take them out also. So they turn on the creature, but Quake's vibratory wave and Hotspot's molten force don't seem to do any good, perhaps because the beast has taken John Henry's armor from him and is wearing it himself. The Armor beast grabs Hotspot in some kind of a blue field and is killing her when John Henry takes matters into his own hands and hits the beast with a spar, momentarily trapping the beast. The four decide to leave, and Flatline chides Steel about his inability to teleport without his armor. Steel tells him that he can indeed teleport but then he would have to leave Flatline, Quake, and Hotspot to the mercies of the beast. Quake suggests that perhaps the four could work together to defeat the monsters. Hazard's abandoned cronies have offensive powers and Steel knows about his own armor, so they should make a pretty good team. Steel tells the others that the monster came from the white zone, the area into which he teleports -- possibly an extension of his own mind. He may have created the monster from his subconscious. Shades of The Tempest, or Forbidden Planet, if you want a more contemporary reference. The monster gets loose and pursues Steel's "team" until they cut a hole in the escape route, conveniently below the Potomac River. The water plus the heat of Hotspot, and the tremors of Quake do the villain in, apparently. Unfortunately, the water transforms Hotspot back into human form -- although why this is bad is not clear to me. Steel dives in to save her while the others open the trap doors, permitting them to escape. They come up inside a warehouse on the river front. Unfortunately, the armor beast arrives and goes straight for a gasoline truck left over from THE TERMINATOR and promptly explodes it, knocking Steel's team out and killing itself. News helicopters arrive on the scene, with Jane Wallace leading the pack. The armor demon shows up again for one final (?) confrontation, and John Henry grabs a chain saw and cuts off the demon's mask to reveal the face of John Henry himself! A giant boulder hits the demon and knocks him down. It was thrown by Natasha, who was supposed to have gone quietly off with the rest of Steel's family as part of the "witness protection program." She seems more related to Lois Lane than to John Henry Irons. Interestingly, she did not take another dose of the killer drug, tar, to get the power to toss boulders around like they were made of paper. Hearing on the radio what was happening made her mad enough to, uh, turn into the incredible Natasha. Although it wasn't clear how the radio reporters knew what was going on, since none of them were on the scene in Hazard's secret hideout. Steel and Natasha are arguing about whether she should stay with him when the armor demon once again makes an appearance, sends a blue bolt of energy straight up, and blows up the news chopper. Steel and his new troops sneak up while the demon is watching the 'copter go down and knock a water tower on him. As he lays on the ground, John Henry jumps on him, grabs his armor and teleports both of them back to the white zone. John Henry teleports back, sans armor and monster, claiming that he can keep the demon in the white zone under control. Amanda Quick, the physician who is probably in love with John Henry, shows up on the scene and Steel confesses to her that the monster was him all along. She disagrees, saying that it represented his fears and that he has removed negativity from himself by disassociating himself from the fears and what they represent. As the reporters come in on a second helicopter assault, she gives him a quick kiss and sends Steel and his cohorts off while she has a battle of wits with the news crew. The episode ends with Quake and the other former Hazard compatriots offering to shelter Steel until things cool down. Apparently risking his life to save theirs has made them realize that Steel is a guy to be admired. He declines the role of leader of the organization and promises to only be in charge of Natasha, who is busy convincing Steel that she needs to be with him since her new found powers will pose a threat to their family just as his do. Art: To my eye, the artwork for this issue is more of the same that the team has been giving us for two years. If you don't have previous reviews handy, the summary goes -- vivid colors sharply focused on glossy paper. Layout of panels in different geometric patterns: some pages are vertical, some horizontal, and some have a splash overlaid with panels in an arcing pattern. There are several splash pages for drama, and a contrast is given by the level of background detail among panels as the story flows from one to another. Summary: This story was the conclusion of Steel's stay in Washington and signals a stretch in which his family is not involved in his day to day life. He will probably only be around Natasha for the next several episodes. This also marks the end of the Simonson/Gosier/Faber run on STEEL. Dick Sidbury (sidbury@cs.uofs.edu) ================================================== SUPERBOY #32, "So, Tell Me About Superboy." Story: Ron Marz Pencils: Ramon Bernado Inks: Doug Hazlewood Colors: Tom McCraw Letters: Richard Starkings and Comicraft Associate Editor: Chris Duffy Editor: Frank Pittarese Cover: Ramon Bernado, Doug Hazlewood, and Patrick Martin October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 2.5/5.0 Shields AL: 2.5 Shields MC: 3.0 Shields - Hmmm ... it seems any time good pencils are put on a title, they don't match up with the inks. I love Hazlewood's inks, but they just don't fit Bernado's style. This was a good catch-up issue for me since I don't usually collect SUPERBOY. JG: 2.5 Shields - WHO'S WHO IN SUPERBOY. If you already know everything about Superboy, you don't need to pick this up. The main plot with the King Shark was blah, and the resolution was terrible. And why did Mr. Marz have to insert that blatant dirty joke? I think I'm going to miss Kesel. JS: 1.1 Shields - If Superboy was an Image character, this is what his book would be like. A lot of fighting and horrible T&A artwork. This issue didn't give me much hope for the Marz and Bernado era. The *only* positive is that SB exhibited a little maturity at the end. AW: 3.5 Shields - Pretty much a breather issue. I liked the art, but wish that every woman wasn't drawn and dressed like they're about to pose for an SI swimsuit issue. If you have read our rave reviews about SUPERBOY over the past couple of years, but never took the plunge, this may be the time to do it. Then, again, it may not be. This issue capsulates a lot of the old material and could bring you up to speed, and it sets up some new plot lines that may be the focus of the book for the next several months. On the negative side, the book has a new team of artists, therefore I do not know how these new developments will be handled. The book starts off with a skirmish between Superboy and King Shark. The Kid thought King Shark was dead, but fans of the Superman Mythos know that a death is not a certain thing even when a body is found 8 ). The fight rumbles on to fill the conflict quota, while another plot line is advanced through text overlays. In this plot, a reporter asks Tana Moon about Superboy. The discussion is superficial at best. It is my opinion that just about any average Joe in the DC Universe would know these simple facts, so why ask? But it provides the new reader with an overview, or the experienced reader with some pleasant memories. The conversation moves to more personal issues as Superboy arrives unexpectedly. The new reporter excuses herself, and Superboy and Tana get to spend some much needed time together and hash out their differences. Superboy apologizes for his actions and Tana accepts. Superboy also asks if they can become a couple again. Tana agrees to this, but makes it clear that she wants to take it slow. As the two soar off into the sky, we find that Tana's friend may have more ominous plans than a simple story on Superboy.... As mentioned above, I have mixed feelings about this issue. It is a review of the past and a set up for future issues. So it could be a great place to jump on if you have not been along for the ride. But the issue just does not have the same chemistry of past stories. Even though it takes place in Hawaii, there seems to be a lot more skin than I remember from past books. It really is not needed. Save the exaggerated legs and cleavage for Marvel. And what is up with the character's facial expressions? Everyone looks angry -- even Krypto. It took away from the light airy feel I got from previous Superboy stories. Also, I really did not like the "humorous" lines. SUPERBOY was always good for a laugh. But the "...kind of a fish story..." and "What's the kid like under the costume?" did not even bring a smile to my face. I think it is easier to take over the reigns of a book that is floundering than it is to take control of a book at the top. I hope things will settle out in the future, but I am probably being overly harsh. It is not a bad book, it will just take me a while to adjust to the new style. Arthur LaMarche (DrArt95@aol.com) ________________________________________________________ SUPER-FAMILY TITLES (cont): -------------------------- SUPERBOY AND THE RAVERS #2, "This Ain't No Party!" House Rules: Part 2 Writers: Karl Kesel and Steve Mattsson Penciller: Paul Pelletier Inker: Dan Davis Letterer: Kevin Cunningham Colorist: John Kalisz Assoc. Editor: Chris Duffy Editor: Frank Pittarese Cover: Paul Pelletier and Dan Davis October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.8/5.0 Shields JS: 4.1 Shields - I'm completely hooked -- beautiful art, strong dialogue and characterization, and a focus on the new characters combine to make this a fantastic addition to DC's new "lighter" approach to heroes! MC: 4.2 Shields - It's definitely living up to *my* expectations. This is such a great book! I love all the characters so far, and it's just a fun action/adventure. I'll be collecting this book until the cows come home. JG: 3.5 Shields - Getting better... AW: 3.5 Shields - Strangely compelling. A few more issues and I might actually figure out what's going on. When last we saw our young hero, he was staring down the forces of an apparent intergalactic police force and had lost the ability to communicate with his newfound Qwardian rival. And things haven't gotten any better, as Superboy and Kaliber quickly flee the InterC.E.P.T. attack. The battle proceeds with no casualties, as Superboy places himself between Kaliber and the fire of one of the attackers, instantly earning the gratitude and respect of the young warrior. Eventually, SB and Kaliber's hand stamps begin working again, and the two teleport back to the Event Horizon, where rave host Kindred Marx discovers and disposes of an InterC.E.P.T. tracking device which had been placed on the Kid. When D.C. (a.k.a. Sparx) stops to pet Rex, Hero's dog (who's yet to be identified as *that* Rex), SB realizes he hasn't yet fed Krypto and exits the scene. In his absence, the Khundian Red Shift comes looking for Sparx, so that they might settle the problem which began in the prior issue. After some posturing, and yet another intervention by the blue "stealth bouncer," DC and Hero leave the Horizon to go exploring (the Horizon is currently on Earth). But soon after they leave, they are attacked by the Red Shift. Aura finally joins in the action, exhibiting some pretty impressive powers. With a flick of the wrist, she flings half of the Shift off into the distance. She chases after them, only to discover that they have landed by an abandoned alien space craft which is desperately being guarded by a teen with a major skin problem -- most of it isn't there! I'd venture that even more happens in this issue than in the first, which makes it a little bit more confusing. Even so, there's something about it which just leaves you wanting more. As usual, Kesel and Mattsson combine for incredible characterization and dialogue, and Pelletier and Davis combine for more stunning art -- this time avoiding the cheesecake factor which permeated issue #1. So what have we learned? Well, we don't know for certain that InterC.E.P.T. is truly a police agency, and their methods seemed a little suspect to me. The composition of this group of agents is intriguing -- the leader, Beta Tos, appears to be Tamaranian (the Teen Titans' Starfire is Tamaranian). Other members include Nightshade, who, unless I'm mistaken, used to be a member of the Suicide Squad; Jack Nebula, a Darkstar, even thought the Darkstars have since disbanded; Ephyra, a "trained ultramarine," whatever that is; and some sort crustacean-looking alien. As for some of the teens, we are reminded that Sparx can change into and out of her electrical form at will, and that Kaliber appears to live by some sort of honor code. Hero's still a bit of a mystery, but we begin to see some backstory on Aura -- she seems to have formidable magnetic powers, a dynamite fashion sense, and a sore spot concerning a past "escort" to the rave. And she has absolutely no love loss for the Red Shift! Kesel and Mattsson have managed to recapture the spark that made SUPERBOY such a fun title for its first year or so. There's quite a bit of levity and personality among these characters, but there's still an air of seriousness. Also, given the fact that Superboy only appears in about half of this issue, it appears that the creators plan to truly use this as a team book, not simply as a "Superboy and his Amazing Friends." There's still a whole lot left for us to discover with this title, and I look forward to every little bit! Jeff Sykes (sykes@ms.uky.edu) ================================================== SUPERGIRL #2, "Cat's Paw" Writer: Peter David Pencils: Gary Frank Inks: Cam Smith Letters: Pat Prentice Colors: Gene D'Angelo Separators: Digital Chameleon Editor: Chris Duffy Cover: Gary Frank, Cam Smith, and Patrick Martin October 1996 $1.95 US/$2.75 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.8/5.0 Shields PS: 5.0 Shields MC: 4.0 Shields - They wrapped up the supernatural storyline a little too soon for me, but I loved the ending (after all, how better to get rid of a cat?). Buzz is an excellent villain -- the kind you love to hate. It's conflict at its almost-best, and I like reading it. JS: 3.5 Shields - Gorgeous art by Gary Frank, and excellent writing by Peter David when he's focusing on Supergirl's new situation. But I'm a bit disturbed by the sinister background this book is already developing, and the dogs and cats thing was just a bit too far out there... VV: 3.4 Shields - I'm confused, but it is a good confusion. I trust Mr. David will give us even more background on Linda, and hope that he doesn't back down from having her be a bad person in the past. AW: 3.0 Shields - First Artemis does it, now Supergirl battles demons. Hope this isn't some sort of trend for female heroes ... decent art. This is even better than the first issue, as writer Peter David tightens the focus and lets out more background concerning the forces that led to the miraculous combination of Supergirl and Linda Danvers. Supergirl (and the reader) finds out that Linda Danvers was a screwed-up person. The reader may have guessed this given the glimpses of the former Linda's personality in issue #1. But this issue removes all doubt. Linda was into sex, drugs, and cult sacrifice. No wonder she was removed from this earth, and her body given to a deserving piece of pink protoplasm. We learn much more this time around about the former Linda's former boyfriend, Buzz, the guy who was burning her with cigarettes in issue #1. He's the one who put the sacrificial knife into Linda before the fateful merge; prior to that, he turned her on to drugs, sex, and other cult activities. As Supergirl begins to realize: "Linda was no victim. Not at first. She was part of it. An accomplice, a willing witness. She was ... evil." No offense to Vertigo fans, but Buzz reminds me of a more reckless John Constantine. Always up to no good, he's accompanied by a dwarf named Humbert. Among their other dastardly deeds this issue, they kidnap reporter Cutter Sharp and Humbert proceeds to slice him with a dagger to the roaring approval of the massed cultists. In Buzz, Peter David has created one sick arch-foe for the new Supergirl. A strong clue to where their adversarial relationship may be heading is found on page 12, where Buzz's astral image taunts Supergirl: "Seducing you as Linda to the Chaos Cult was simply fun ... but seducing you as Supergirl will be the true challenge." Not to give away the ending for those who still haven't read it ... but Supergirl's battle with the cultists' animal god from another dimension is not to be missed. In fact, the ending might even be subtitled "The Truth About Dogs and Cats" -- and those of you who have read it know what I mean. Frank gives us some nice art touches this issue, such as Supergirl levitating in mid-air or tilting to a 180-degree angle while reading. David gives us some nice plot touches, such as Supergirl's costume no longer morphing into civilian clothes when she becomes Linda -- "I can't morph clothes. I'm merged with a murder victim, and now I've got ... parents!" We also get some great internal dialogue as Supergirl muses at the end about the intentions of a higher power or higher purpose in giving her Linda's identity (and vice versa). I'm more excited about this second issue than I was with the Supergirl premiere last month -- greater action, meatier dialogue, and unsettling evidence that there may be spookier stuff in issues to come. The book is enjoyable on many levels -- mystery, fantasy, superhero saga, and as a book about a young woman's search for identity. Patrick Stout (mfpms@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu) ________________________________________________________ ANNUALS, MINISERIES, AND OTHER APPEARANCES: ------------------------------------------ ACTION COMICS ANNUAL #8, "A World of Hurt" David Michelinie am Writer with a 'flip o' the cape' to Kieron Dwyer for story ideas Kieron Dwyer am Artist Albert De Guzman am Letterer Lee Loughridge am Colorist Digital Chameleon am Separator Mike McAvennie am Associate Editor KC Carlson am Editor Cover am by Jerry Ordway 1996 $2.95 US/$4.25 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.4/5.0 Shields WN: 2.5 Shields - A fun story as long as your tongue is firmly in your cheek. I do find myself tiring of themes though as a recurring vehicle each year. JS: 3.0 Shields - Another nice story by Michelinie this month (gasp)! However, someone else should have inked Kieron Dwyer, as the art was fairly terrible. I realize that it was meant to be fairly harsh, but this went a bit too far. And while I normally love Jerry Ordway's art, his Bizarro on the cover just wasn't very ... bizarre. VV: 4.0 Shields - Okay, so you could figure out the ending early. But it was nice to see Bizarro again, and the mocking of today's "here today, gone tomorrow" fads was good. AW: 4.0 Shields - This issue was a lot of fun, and I'm always a sucker for stories where people learn what it means to be a hero. A thousand years in the future, theme parks are passe and theme planets are in. Bizarro's World is just such a planet, and the kind of place which would rate an entry in the "Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy": visit the "Nostrils of Luv", dare to "Enter the Dragoon". There is something cheesily amusing about a theme planet tale as a result of a theme Annual. The more time I have spent reading this story, the more I have been amused by its offbeat tone and feel. It's out of continuity and that works to its advantage. It's straightforward and, with my tongue firmly in my cheek, I would say fun. This is a story about what it means to be a hero as well as a sideways look at theme parks and their shows. It's also full of daft little visual jokes -- beware Bizarro World's sani-paper and some of the rides. In this future the legend of Superman lives on in a Bizarro incarnation around which Bizarro's World has been established. The Annual opens with a homage to the cover of ACTION COMICS #1. "Superman" throws a car and defeats the '40s style bad guys. It's all playacting, though, and part of the Bizarro Action Show -- a show on the wane. As the show ends, aliens frolic in the bleachers and fathers and sons head off for other amusements. Were those mouse ears I saw?! Bizarro has been an attraction at B-World for at least a decade, but his popularity has plummeted. P'Tee, his boss, an amiable Jabba the Hutt Barnum is going to replace him with Quedzl -- a pink, fluffy four-armed creature. Quedzl is seriously hip and the kind of attraction the son of an Ambassador wants to see. Just such an intergalactic ambassador has come to Bizarro World so that his youngest son can meet Quedzl. His oldest son, Jube, is jaded and cynical about heroes. Ten years before he was wowed by Bizarro and his heroics but now he feels that he has outgrown such childish nonsense. The ambassador is the target of an assassination plot. Jube discovers the assassins and, with Bizarro's help, manages to evade them. Jube and Bizarro then discover the latter's origins -- Lexcorp DNA. More important though are the files they find on Superman. It's this information which has a profound impact on Bizarro. They give him ideals and a role model he vows to live up to: Truth, Justice, and the Bizarro way. With Jube's help, Biz takes on the aliens trying to assassinate his father, and they win the day. The publicity and notoriety of the rescue, and the successful negotiation of the disarmament talks secures Bizarro World's future. In the future, it will more fully celebrate the legend of Superman and the ideals of truth and justice. Superman's image is even added to the new signs. I have to admit that I have not been following the "Legends of Dead Earth" annuals this year, and the ACTION COMICS ANNUAL is the first one which I have caught up with. I guess I just haven't connected with the Legends theme. But this was pure comic space opera with outlandish aliens, rayguns, and Quedzl. The kind of galactic melange only comics can get away with. Bizarro is a sympathetic character on the slide here. Slightly pot-bellied and more actor than hero, it was good to see his transformation to real hero when faced with his heritage and real villains. Michelinie and Dwyer were reunited and I enjoyed the partnership. Dwyer gets a flip of the cape for his ideas for this tale and there is always something to look for throughout the story. Overall, I got the feeling that these guys enjoyed telling this interpretation, and it showed. The art seemed to suit the mood and was strong and consistent. Dwyer's solo work is certainly distinctive. Even the page numbers got caught up in the spirit of this annual by being reversed. As Jeff has said, the annuals do seem to be, financially, a better value this year pegged at $2.95. I think I would have picked this one up because of the superb Ordway cover and the team who put it together. Bizarro is an interesting member of the super-cast and this spin was a creative approach to tackling the legend of Superman. I do wonder, though, after (at least) 6 years of theme annuals, beginning with the excellent ARMAGEDDON 2001, if it wouldn't be nice to have a "no theme" theme. I am sure there are stories out there waiting to be told -- just a thought. While me am thinking me am buying ticket for "Face Mountain". William J Nixon (W.J.Nixon@lib.gla.ac.uk) ================================================== ERADICATOR #3 (of 3), "Matters of Conscience" Writer: Ivan Velez Penciller: Roger Robinson Inker: John Lowe Letters: Chris Eliopoulos Colorist: Roberta Tewes Editor: Chris Duffy Cover: Roger Robinson and John Lowe October 1996 $1.75 US/$2.50 CAN RATINGS: Average: 3.0/5.0 Shields RG: Story: 3.5 Shields - Solid tightly plotted, sad but decent wrap-up. Art: 3.5 Shields - Clean and well defined, lacked detailing. JG: 2.6 Shields - Bad conclusion to what was a pretty good mini. JS: 3.0 Shields - Interesting ideas in this series, but on the whole, it just didn't work for me. Scratchy art and poor execution, though perhaps the character *does* seem a bit more interesting now than he has recently. This one managed to surprise me with the ending. Considering how often that happens, it's a sign as to the quality of the writing. Though much of and about the Eradicator changes greatly, the rest of the DC Universe is largely unaffected. If you are, or ever have been, a fan of The Eradicator, this series should be in your collection. If not, then it can easily be skipped. All through the series, the story has mostly revolved around the inner turmoil in the Eradicator's mind. Is he really Dr. David Connor, or is he an intelligent machine that has been reprogrammed many times during his existence? These questions are answered, though the larger one of "Who is the Eradicator?" remains. The story, as such, is much more of a beginning than an ending. The art in the series remained consistent, and generally good. I suspect that the too-dark inking, and the drab look of some of the pages reflects more on the quality of the paper than the art. I guess I've been spoiled by the look of the new glossy paper that we see in the mainline titles. The keeper of the Phantom Zone (Kem-L's creation from last issue) has followed the Eradicator back to Earth. It quickly realizes that it isn't complete and needs the Eradicator's body to remain in existence. Not knowing where he has gone, the keeper flies off to Metropolis to attack David Connor's family to draw the Eradicator to it. The Eradicator, meanwhile, has gone off to visit with Superboy to ask him how he deals with the fact that he is a clone, instead of a 'real' person. Superboy is first upset with the question, taking it as a slam against him personally. He quickly realizes that this isn't the case, and tries to answer the question seriously. The keeper arrives in Metropolis and attacks the Connors, destroying yet another apartment building in the process. When the Eradicator arrives, they fight and the Eradicator destroys the Keeper, but Sarah Connor is killed when the building collapses on her. The Eradicator absorbs her essence like he did David's, then she dies in his arms. The issue ends with Sarah's funeral, and the Eradicator's final good-byes to David's family. As he flies away, we know we'll see him again. Rene' Gobeyn (gobeyn@kodak.com) ================================================== JUSTICE LEAGUE: A MIDSUMMER'S NIGHTMARE #2 (of 3), "To Know a Veil" Writers: Mark Waid and Fabian Nicieza Pencillers: Jeff Johnson and Darick Robertson Inkers: Jon Holdredge and Hanibal Rodriguez Letters: Ken Lopez Colors: Pat Garrahy Editor: Ruben Diaz Cover: Kevin Maguire and John Dell October 1996 $2.95 US/$4.25 CAN RATINGS: Average: 4.1/5.0 Shields MC: 4.5 Shields JG: 4.5 Shields - Just as excellent as the first issue. I don't like the "buddy-buddy" relationship of Kyle and Wally, though. JS: 4.0 Shields - Everything the first issue wasn't! We have great dialogue and characterization to go along with an intriguing story. The cover was fabulous, making a strong argument for a long-haired Supes, and the interior art was much better than last month, at times looking a lot like Immonen/Marzan. VV: 3.5 Shields - I read comics back in the original JLA days (late 60's), so seeing the team come back together is really fun, even with a couple of "new" characters. I think Mark is going to pull a fast one somewhere in here, though, that will catch most of us off guard. I can't wait. Well, we're finally moving along nicely. It's still a bit confusing, but here's the deal so far: J'onn J'onzz, also known as the Martian Manhunter, gets his first realization that he's in a fake world: scribbled icons of the rest of the Justice League members in the Martian cave walls. Meanwhile, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne, seemingly the only ones to completely break from the haze, garner a plan to find the other members of the Justice League and set them straight. Why just the Justice League? Apparently that's the only people Bruce's super-high-tech computer can find. Coincidence? Only to those that believe in it, Bruce says. We catch a glimpse of the possible monstrosity behind the whole facade: The same person Kyle drew into his comic book last issue. A being in a costume and cape with a skull-shaped helmet, tubes running to and from the top. He mumbles nonsense -- something for us to sort out in the final issue, I guess. Supposedly this is Dr. Destiny. Wally West, The Flash, boards a plane to find Kyle Rayner, the writer/artist of the Green Lantern comic book that gave him a reality-shock. Bruce meets up with Arthur Curry (that'd be Aquaman) in New Carthage to show him how things really are. Cautious and disbelieving, Arthur turns it off as a business deal -- so Bruce is forced to pull off a great move: He slams Arthur's head into the fish tank and holds it there until he finally realizes he can breathe. Not aware that Bruce Wayne is Batman, Arthur tells him there's no way that he could be Bruce Wayne (if businessmen got that physical to prove a point, what a society we'd have!). Arthur's told to be at the Empire State Building later that night, as Bruce pulls off his disappearing act. Wally arrives at Kyle's house, much to Kyle's dismay. Wally rants on about Green Lantern and dreams and a team; Kyle just thinks he's a lunatic fanboy. Wally keeps persisting and bugging and annoying Kyle until finally, he lets loose with a blast of the familiar green energy. Wally also re-discovers his power when he zooms out of harm's way. It's Clark turn to visit someone now -- and that someone is Diana Prince, the one and only Wonder Woman. He leads her onto the balcony for a firsthand flight experience to draw her back to their real world, and they both smile as she realizes where she's been. Batman, Superman, WW, and Aquaman meet at their planned spot atop the Empire State Building, agree that Dr. Destiny is the culprit, but are called away to clear up a riot. After Flash and GL join in the fun, they band together to find J'onn, who Superman's deduced to be in Roswell (y'know ... Area 51 and all that junk). After exposing him to the truth, he refuses to accept the old life; he's perfectly content with his new one. A band of genetic sparkers, sent by Destiny, then attacks the JLA. Barrels are thrown and explode, starting a huge fire, the one thing to which Martians are vulnerable. With his wife and child dead, J'onn heads out of the damage, looking very p.o.'ed. As the Destiny clan tells them the reason why they're there (they've awakened too soon), J'onn tells them how things are *really* gonna be: they're gonna feel the wrath of the JUSTICE LEAGUE. Looking back through this issue again, I'm wishing that it really had only one artist. Not that either artist is bad, it just seems to take away from the story some. Waid and Nicieza continue to work their best into this storyline -- there are some great points in this issue that make you just throw all thoughts out of your mind and say "Cool." This Destiny character is definitely a confusing one, though. I've never seen him before in a comic book, so perhaps that's a part of it. [For a great Dr. Destiny story, check out "Destiny's Hand" in JUSTICE LEAGUE AMERICA #72-75, a story written and pencilled by Dan Jurgens and spinning out of the aftermath of the death of Superman. --Jeff] But I hope his character clears up a little, along with his grand scheme, by the next issue (that would be ideal ... after all, it *is* the last one). There's a lot of great pages in these two issues that have drawings focused on one specific hero ... Superman in issue one, and Martian Manhunter here in issue two. Leaves me wishing I could have the original drawings for those two shots; they're classic! If I were you, I'd keep my pocketbook open for that third issue. It's worth it. I'm looking forward to reading (and reviewing) the upcoming JLA series with all that's happened so far. I hope all of you are too. 'Til next ish... Matt Combes (MrNandoX@aol.com) ________________________________________________________ ANNUALS, MINISERIES, AND OTHER APPEARANCES (cont): ------------------------------------------------- KINGDOM COME, Book Four: Never-Ending Battle By Mark Waid and Alex Ross with Todd Klein Painted Cover by Alex Ross October 1996 $4.95 USA/$6.95 CAN RATINGS: Average: 5.0/5.0 Shields RG: 5.0 Shields - A brilliant ending, they don't come any better. MC: 4.9 Shields - I expected a little more mayhem and destruction out of the ending; after all, it was built as such an apocalyptic event. Notice how all the main DC heroes of today survived; Superman, Batman, WW, Flash, GL, etc. But it was still an excellent finish to a more-than-excellent series. Something in the comic history books, for sure. JG: 5.0 Shields - Fantastic!! Left me wanting for more. JS: 5.0 Shields - Not enough can be said here. I didn't think this issue could top the third, but I was wrong. Alex Ross and Mark Waid really work well together here, as there are important (and some not-so- important) plot points which come only from the art. We *must* get these two back together for a 60th Anniversary Superman project! VV: 5.0 Shields - I can't wait until next month's issue whe... wait, this is IT??? NO MORE??? WAHHHHHHHHHHH! This is the best series I've ever read (I've only gone through issues 1-7 of CRISIS). A must read. AW: 5.0 Shields - Wow. I had tears in my eyes as I finished reading this book. It's never happened to me before, when reading a comic. I've re-read it five times, and read it with the other three, and it is still one of the most powerful stories I've read in any media, not just comics. Waid, Ross, and DC comics should be commended on putting out a story this good. This limited series is probably the best overall comic story I have ever read. In my opinion it is better than MARVELS, better than THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, and better than WATCHMEN. It is really a milestone book that is hard to compare to anything else that has been done before. My only question is; "How will they ever top this one"? The fully painted artwork is a treasure. Every time I read it, I find myself studying each panel looking for details that I missed before. I'm still finding little things. I suspect that I will be for some time to come. In this book, it all goes to hell. The meta powered beings that Superman and his Justice League locked away have been set free by Captain Marvel. Superman and the League are battling to keep them from running amok. The battle seems to be fairly well matched, but it is pretty obvious that when Marvel finally beats Superman, the rest of them will fold too. This is when Batman and his allies arrive on the scene. They have only one goal, and that is to preserve life. Wonder Woman, full of battle lust, is fighting too hard, and finally kills Von Bach, before he can kill Johnny Thunder (? I think). This seems to enrage the violent metas, but before they can turn on the heroes, humanity steps in to settle the issue in its own way. They drop a multi-megaton atomic bomb on the battle. Marvel sacrifices himself trying to give the others a chance. He fails. Superman, thinking that everyone else is dead, flies off to the UN to destroy it and everyone in it. This is when Norman McCay steps in. He manages to calm Superman long enough for the other survivors manage to reach the UN. The conflict is finally resolved, and the story ends. Did I leave anything out? Of course. I could go on for pages and not do this book justice. It is hard to really describe all of the power of this book, and of the others in this limited series. I guess you will just have to beg or borrow a copy to read for yourself. [DC will release a collection of the four issues in November. There will be a one-volume compilation later, rumored to include new story pages and/or an epilogue. See this month's NEWS AND NOTES and MERCHANDISE sections for more information. -- Jeff] I just hope that DC makes this one available in a hard cover edition. I'll buy several, just so I can make sure that each of my kids have one in their collections. Rene' Gobeyn (gobeyn@kodak.com) ================================================== LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #85, "Metropolis Now" Guest-Starring Superman Writer: Tom Peyer Co-Plotter/Colorist: Tom McCraw Penciller: Lee Moder Inker: Ron Boyd Letterer: Pat Brosseau Associate Editor: Ruben Diaz Editor: KC Carlson Cover: Alan Davis, Mark Farmer, and Patrick Martin October 1996 $2.25 US/$3.25 CAN RATINGS: Average: 4.0/5.0 Shields RG: Story: 3.5 Shields - A good, fun romp, not to be taken seriously. Art: 2.5 Shields - Two dimensional, perspectives were off. JG: 4.8 Shields - This Team 20 storyline looks like a *lot* of fun. JS: 4.0 Shields - Gorgeous cover by Alan Davis, and though Moder's not my cup of tea, I have to admit that his facial expressions are incredible. Strong storytelling and characterization, though not quite the jumping on point for new readers that I envisioned. AW: 4.0 Shields - LSH is one of my favorite comics because of the youthful enthusiasm of its writing and its clean artwork. If you are not a regular reader (you're missing some good stuff!) then you can probably skip this one. Superman is only in the last three pages, and two of those are full page panels. I was really hoping for more. This story is just a way of introducing the LSH characters to the 20th century. Almost everything else is just a collection of misunderstandings. The scene where Gates transports into the middle of one of Jimmy Olsen's GBS news reports was fun. The scenes where the kids are facing down the SCU before Superman straightens things out were even better. Watching Shvaughn (30th century cop) face down Inferno (neither are Legionnaires) over attacking the SCU was excellent. All the confusion is easily straightened out by Superman, except they find out that getting home is going to be a lot more difficult than they thought We do find out that Zero Hour didn't erase Superman's memories of his first (post-Crisis) visit to the 30th century (Superman's "Time and Time Again" story line). It was interesting to see Superman with his pre-Zero-Hour memories of the Legion, trying to make the kids more comfortable. When he accidentally uses the wrong code name for Lightning Lad/Live Wire, he manages to figure out most of what happened. It's too bad that XS couldn't have been one of the Legionnaires that got transported back. She was already familiar with 20th century culture (see past issues of FLASH and IMPULSE) and could have been a big help. I just hope that the time travel doesn't cause any problems that will force the DCU to be restarted (again!). Rene' Gobeyn (gobeyn@kodak.com) ________________________________________________________ SUPERMAN: THE SERIAL ------------------------------------ by Steven Younis (younis@dot.net.au) Just a quick note: When I first started this review column, it was envisioned that I'd be reviewing two chapters of SUPERMAN: THE SERIAL in each issue of the KC, but due to space restrictions and common sense, it has been decided that I'll only review one chapter per issue. So... In last month's issue, I reviewed "Chapter 2: Depths of the Earth". Without any further delay let's move straight along... *CHAPTER 3: THE REDUCER RAY* Narrator: "Lois Lane sent to get the story of a mine disaster is trapped by a cave-in. Clark Kent who is trying to win a job as reporter on the Daily Planet, goes to her aid as Superman and... Clark and the old man arrive at the old entrance, and examine the cave in. Clark tells the old man that he must be mistaken, that the rubble seems to have been lying there for years. The old man, tricked into thinking that Clark also thinks him crazy, runs off to find someone who will believe him. Using his X-ray vision, Clark looks down into the mine and sees Lois and the miners. "This looks like a job for Superman!" Again he races off behind some bushes and a second later out comes Superman, who runs towards the old cave entrance! Lois and the miner both pass out because of the smoke and gas, and with one of the best animation effects so far, Superman crashes through a rock wall, enters the cave, picks up Lois in one hand, the miner in the other and carries them outside into the fresh air. As he lays her down, Lois awakens and Superman tells her to take care of the miner while he rescues the others. Now, back at the Daily Planet, Lois and Jimmy walk in through the office door only to be welcomed by the receptionist's cheeky remarks, "Heard you covered a great story, but someone else brought it in!" They ignore her and continue on into Perry's office, where he greets them with more of his sarcasm. Lois whines about how they would have phoned in the story if they hadn't been stabbed in the back. Perry defends Clark, but Lois still thinks Clark's a rat as far as she's concerned, and then stops in mid-sentence as she notices someone sitting in the corner reading a newspaper. She asks Perry who his silent partner is, but before he can answer Clark lowers the paper from his face, smiles at Lois, and says, "I'm the rat!" :) Clark stands and apologizes to Lois for his underhanded tactics but says his job depended on it, and inquires of Perry whether or not he got the job. Perry tells him he's been on the pay-roll for hours and sarcastically suggests that maybe he'll see a bit of teamwork around the office from now on. A warehouse explodes! The Daily Planet headlines follows, "Superman Saves 70 in Plant Blast." Superman flies through the sky and the Daily Planet boasts, "Superman Speeds Serum to Stricken Village." Two thieves run out of a bank, Superman swoops down from the sky, and they shoot at him. The bullets just bounce off his chest as he stands there and smiles -- the thieves panic and run. Superman collars the 2 men, lifts them off the ground and knocks their heads together. The Daily Planet's page 1 reads, "Man of Steel Captures Bank Robbers;" another headline proclaims, "Superman Breaks Smuggling Ring;" another, "Superman Traps Killer;" and yet another, "Man of Tomorrow Foils Prison Break". A radio announcer announces (funny how they do that) a rumor is circling around the city that Superman has been called to Washington for a super secret assignment. Two men listening in on their own radio switch it off after hearing this rumor, just as a woman in a long formal dress, with matching face mask, walks in -- The Spider Lady! She stands there (behind her we see a shining spider web as part of her hideout's decor) as one of the 2 men walks up to her and asks her if she heard the broadcast. She deduces that there can be only one reason for Superman being summoned to Washington -- that the government has perfected its "Ray Machine" and wants Superman to protect it. She boasts that even Superman won't be able to stop her from getting the machine. "I must have it and I *will* have it!" The Spider Lady sits at her 2-way radio and contacts a man called "Crandle" in New Mexico. She asks him if he knows if the government will soon be testing the "Relativity Reducer Ray" machine? She insist he delay them from starting the experiment until she can get scientists down there to examine the results. Crandle is unsure how he is to do this, but the Spider Lady suggests he use his apparatus that produces "Negative Rays." He's unsure if he can achieve what she's asking, but she will not take "no" for an answer and orders him to do what she has commanded. She takes off her mask and gloats over the possibility that "Superman has taken on a job that even he can't accomplish." Now in Washington, in the office of the Secretary of National Security, the Secretary introduces Superman to Dr. Graham, "a distinguished Nuclear Scientist." The Secretary tells Superman that the Reducer Ray machine has been perfected and explains to him how it works: "Reducer rays are constantly bombarding the Earth in large quantities, without any serious effects. But when concentrated in this machine, it becomes the most deadly weapon the world has ever seen." Dr. Graham continues that all one need to do is enter in the longitude and latitude of the target and push a button, and the machine will "unleash a force more powerful than the atomic bomb!" He also explains that, for test purposes, a concrete block house has been built in the western desert, miles away from any habitation. The Secretary points out the location of the test site to Superman on a global map. Superman calculates that it's around 2000 miles away and that he can be there in 30 seconds. In a comical scene, Superman heads for the window and the Secretary says to him, "That's the window! The door's over here!" (Does he really think Superman is that dumb? And yet he's trusting him with National Security information!!!) Superman smiles and answers, "Yes I know!", faces the window, cries, "Up, Up and Away!", and flies off. Meanwhile, Crandle and another man are setting up the "Negative Ray" machine and decide to run a test on a passing train before using it on the Reducer Ray machine. The Negative Ray Machine (looking like some space age gun) begins to buzz, with lights flickering, and outside the train comes to a halt. Superman lands near the concrete block house in the desert, but notices a nearby cottage. Using his super vision, he sees the two men and the "Negative Ray" machine. (Presumably) using his heat vision, he causes the machine to malfunction, spraying sparks and smoke over the two men. The Secretary and Dr. Graham press the button on the Reducer Ray machine and the concrete block house is blown to bits. The Spider Lady's two men are thrown to the ground by the blast, one of them crawling to the radio in an attempt to call the Spider Lady. Superman flies in through their window, grabs a wooden chair, and smashes the "Negative Ray" machine to pieces. He then flies back out the window. Back in the Secretary's office, the Secretary explains to Superman that they want him to guard the machine, for if it were to fall into the wrong hands... Superman accepts the responsibility. The Spider Lady, disappointed over her men's failure, promises to herself and her men around her that she'll get the Reducer Ray, and if Superman interferes again, she'll find away to destroy him! Perry White receives a call from a Professor Leads, who has discovered a meteor heading for Earth. It may hit near Metropolis. Perry thanks the Professor, excited about what a story it'll make. At the Metropolis Museum, Professor Leads' assistant, Morgan, walks into the Professor's office. He hands over a report he has just completed, having calculated that the meteor is indeed heading for Metropolis, but that it is slowly disintegrating as it approaches and will only be an "ordinary meteorite" when it hits. The Professor disagrees that there is anything ordinary about the meteor but that its behavior is rather peculiar. Morgan's calculations are that it'll hit Metropolis around 8pm that night, so Professor Leads instructs him to alert the media. Morgan begins to leave, but shyly turns back and asks the Professor if he has heard anything about his application for a raise. The Professor apologizes and tells Morgan that the "board" turned it down. This sets Morgan off, complaining, "I can't get by on what they're paying me!" Again the Professor apologizes. The crew at the Daily Planet (Perry, Lois, Jimmy, and Clark) are watching through Perry's office window as the meteor streaks across the night sky. The phone rings and Perry learns from his field of "spotters" that the meteorite landed on a farm out on highway 3. He tells Lois and Clark to get out there, adding (with his usual dose of sarcasm) that it'll give them the opportunity to learn how to work together. By the look on Lois' face, I'd say she wasn't too pleased by the suggestion. On the drive out, Clark is driving and Lois is sitting in the passenger seat. She slyly extracts the globe out of their Daily Planet camera and while Clark isn't watching, throws it to the road out her window, resulting in a loud *BANG!* Clark looks back, wondering what happened. Lois suggests that they had a blow out, but Clark (still driving on) comments that the steering appears to be okay. Lois insists he have a look just to be sure. So Clark stops the car, and when he's down on his hands and knees behind the rear right wheel, Lois jumps into the driver's seat and zooms off, leaving Clark calling after her. Clark waves down the next car to come along, and it just happens to be Professor Leads! The Professor tells Clark that Morgan has already delivered the meteorite to the Metropolis Museum and offers Clark a ride there. Entering the Professor's office at the Museum, both he and Clark walk up to a metal box sitting on the Professor's desk. The Professor explains that he told Morgan to house the meteorite within the lead box until they could run tests to determine whether there was any radioactivity. He deduces that from its characteristics, this meteor may have come from the planet Krypton, which exploded many years ago. He notices a card next to the box and upon reading it tells Clark that Morgan has already run tests and found that the meteor isn't dangerous to them. He looks up from the card to see Clark loosening his collar in discomfort and asks him if everything is all right? Clark tells him he's fine and asks him to continue. At this, the Professor turns off the lights within his office and opens the lid of the lead box. A huge chunk of rock inside glows with its own inner light. Clark starts to swoon, his brow dripping with sweat, his eyes roll up, and he falls backwards to the floor. The Professor turns on the lights, bends down over Clark, feeling for a pulse, jumps to the phone, and calls for the Coroner -- "Clark Kent just died in my office!" Narrator: "Is it possible that Clark Kent, mighty Superman can really be dead? What terrible power does this strange metal wield over the Man of Steel? Be sure to see "MAN OF STEEL," the 4th action chapter of Superman at this theater next week!" Be sure *you* see the next review in this e-zine next month! Chapter 3 really built on the characters and the interaction between them, especially the interaction between Lois and Clark! It's such a far cry from the current TV Lois and Clark relationship, but just as valid and exciting. They act so much like rival siblings that you just have to be amused. From all reports the upcoming animated SUPERMAN will have Lois and Clark in a similar relationship, I can't wait! Perry's sarcasm fits a character in his position so well. With a team of reporters around him working together as anything but a team, you can't blame the man. The scene where he gets the call from Professor Leads about an incoming meteor about to hit Metropolis at first had me thinking a large destructive meteor was on its way, and there was nothing at this stage to make you think otherwise. But Perry just smiles and thinks about what a story it's going to make, calls downstairs to the art department or the printing presses, and tells them to hold page 1 for a possible change!! Perry is a man who is totally dedicated to his paper. Jimmy, although young, is eager to go places. He seems to have been Lois' right hand man (or boy) and seems quite disappointed when Perry suggest Lois and Clark team up on the meteor story. But he seems to look up to Clark, and so shows no animosity towards him. Upon first meeting the Spider Lady, I instantly disliked her. With her brash confidence and sheer stubborn dominance over those around her -- what's there not to dislike! Still, you get the feeling that this blonde woman in her flashy clothes is someone to test Superman's might. All the pieces are coming together, and I tell you when I first watched this series, it was very hard to stop the video. I just wanted to continue on after every cliff-hanger of a chapter to find out what happened next and then next, and next... You? Well you'll just have to wait until next month when I'll continue where we left off. Next month: "Chapter 4 - Man of Steel" Please don't hesitate to e-mail me at any time with your thoughts and reactions to my column. You'll find the SUPERMAN: THE SERIAL theme music and other Superman related sounds for you to download (in .wav format), along with a few Superman gif files in the BITS & PIECES section of my Web of Wonders homepage at: http://www.dot.net.au/~younis/web_of_wonders.html I've also designed a puzzle called "Mr. Mxyzptlk's Mix-Up Puzzle" that's updated weekly. You'll find it in the GAMES & PUZZLES section there. Later! The "Superman: The Serial" Review column is Copyright (C) 1996, Steven Younis. All rights reserved. Making copies in any format is expressly forbidden without the written permission of the author. ________________________________________________________ AFTER-BYRNE: Reviews of the post-Crisis Man of Steel ---------------------------------------------------- BLACKOUT! ---------------------------------------------------- by Mark Lamutt (markdl@netcom.com/mdlamut0@wcc.com) THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #485 Written by Jerry Ordway and Dennis Janke Pencilled by Tom Grummett Inked by Doug Hazlewood Cover by Jerry Ordway December 1991 $1.00 US/$1.25 CAN/60p UK "Blackout 5" The story thus far: Superman and Mr. Z have lost their memories in an accident. Stranded on a remote South Pacific island, they have encountered island natives, strange rituals, and to top it all off, ancient dinosaurs. Metropolis was in the midst of a total power outage until Lex Luthor II arrived in the city to save the day. With his crews, he managed to get the power back for most of the city. Meanwhile, Lois, Professor Hamilton, and the Guardian have taken the Whiz Wagon in search of our lost hero. They found the island, and Superman about to become the husband of the chief's daughter! Summarily, Lois stepped in and stopped the wedding ceremony. And, as a last ditch effort, fully kissed Superman, attempting to jog his memory. Pulling back from the kiss, Lois asks Superman if that did anything for him. He replies that even though it didn't, it sure was nice. As they discuss departing the island, Lois, the Guardian, and the Professor all insist that they take Mr. Z back with them to face criminal charges. Superman defends his friend, saying that even if Mr. Z had committed those acts in the past, he wouldn't do anything like that now. And as he likes the island, Mr. Z should be allowed to stay. With all of the strange magnetic fields surrounding the island, the Guardian doubts that they could find it again, but as Superman won't leave with them unless Mr. Z stays, they reluctantly agree. Flying over Denver at an altitude of 36,000 feet, the Whiz Wagon is heading for home. The Guardian contacts the Cadmus Project and requests clearance to land when they arrive. After explaining that Lois and Hamilton are also on board with Superman, he is flatly declined -- no way were a mad scientist and nosy reporter going to be allowed inside. So the Guardian requests that Agent "XX" be cleared to meet them at Professor Hamilton's apartment. The clearance is granted for Dubbilex. Meanwhile, Superman is pondering his former life, wondering what it is. As they are flying along, Lois is asleep, laying against the Man of Steel. He wonders if his life consists of beautiful women fawning over him all the time, or if Lois is someone special to him. As the Guardian finishes his communication, Lois awakens and demands to know who Dubbilex is. The Guardian explains that Dubbilex is a telepath, and may hold the key to restoring Superman's memory. Lois is worried about a telepath working for a secret government organization learning Superman's secret identity. Landing the Whiz Wagon in the street outside the professor's apartment, Hamilton doubts the wisdom of leaving a vehicle such as this out in Suicide Slum. The Guardian assures him that the onboard security systems will provide adequate theft deterrents. Then, from the shadows a dark, hooded figure approaches saying that he will guard the vehicle for a small price. Removing his hood, a grotesque, horned figure stands before the group. Guardian introduces the newcomer as Dubbilex, while Lois grows impatient to begin the work ahead of them. Arriving in the apartment, Hamilton begins setting up his equipment. Superman asks Lois if they were romantically involved with each other before he lost his memory. Overhearing the question, Emil exclaims that Lois is engaged to Clark Kent, who is also a friend of Superman. Thinking to herself, Lois realizes that with the telepath, they are all going to learn more about Superman than they bargained for. Sensing her thoughts, Dubbilex telepathically sends to Lois that Superman's thoughts will remain secret, and will never be revealed by him. As they are all now ready, Dubbilex begins probing Superman's mind. Superman's mind is filled with walls that must be broken through to get to himself. Dubbilex guides him through each of them, smashing them out of the way. With each one that is torn down, more of the Man of Steel's mind is exposed and remembered. Crashing through a wall, they reach the final one together. But this wall is a very special one. It is the wall that separates Superman from his alter ego, Clark Kent. And those of the readers that remember Superman in his pre-Byrne days will recognize the wall as the entrance to Superman's Fortress of Solitude in the north Arctic region. The door is a giant yellow steel construction that has a keyhole in the middle of it. Sitting nearby is the airline marker that serves as the Fortress' key. After the Byrne revamp of Superman, he no longer had a fortress in the Arctic, but rather south in the Antarctic. This doorway serves as the final door for Superman to cross. Afraid to cross the final boundary, Superman sees Dubbilex become different criminals that Superman had fought throughout his career -- Metallo, Sleaze, Brainiac, and finally Mr. Z. Still urging him on, Dubbilex convinces Superman he must go through the doorway. Superman agrees, but must make this final journey alone. He unlocks the door and flies into the fortress, leaving Dubbilex standing at the doorway. Inside his mind's eye, Superman relives some of the most important moments of his life thus far. Jonathan Kent urging his son that he needs to keep his life separate from his work, thereby creating the secret identity. Clark saying good-bye to Lana Lang as he leaves Smallville forever to move to Metropolis, and revealing to her that he is Superman. Ten years later meeting Lana again, and hearing her say that he dashed all hope of them becoming man and wife -- because Superman belongs to the world. And finally, Clark revealing to Lois that he is Superman, just after they became engaged. Breaking the mental link, Dubbilex explains that the journey is over. Superman is mumbling to himself that he works beside Lois and just then, Lois kisses him once more to keep him from saying that he is Clark Kent. Dubbilex looks at the man of Steel and promises him that his private memories will remain private. Superman is back, body and mind. Once again Jerry Ordway comes through with flying colors. The writing in this issue is superb - possibly the best written issue during 1991. All of the story lines are tied together nicely, and the pace keeps you reading right to the very end. And throwing in the pre-crisis Fortress of Solitude as the final barrier Superman had to break through was a great touch. The art is also superb. Every panel on every page is excellent. And in the scenes with Superman standing in front of the Fortress of Solitude, Tom Grummett has drawn Superman more closely to Curt Swan's Superman than I have seen done since the revamp. This is really a beautiful book to look at, read, and experience. I give this book 5 shields out of a possible 5. Stay tuned next month for a special surprise review. Until then, don't miss Superman: The Animated Series! ________________________________________________________ MANUSCRIPTS OF STEEL ------------------------------ Reviews of After-Byrne Superman Special Stories by Denes House (dhouse@itsmail1.hamilton.edu) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY (Books 1-3) Written and Pencilled by Dan Jurgens Finishes by Brett Breeding Color Guides by Greg Wright Letters by Bill Oakley 1994 Prestige Format, $4.95 US/$6.50 CAN (each) Rating: 1.5/5.0 Shields -------------------------------------------------------- FIRST, A WORD about the passing of Curt Swan. I was out of touch from late June to mid-August, and did not hear about Mr. Swan's death until recently. Those who have read this column in the past (especially the first column) know that I was not a fan of Curt Swan's style. But on the level of sheer draftsmanship and drawing skill, on the basics and fundamentals of drawing and storytelling, the man knew his stuff. Curt's work was sound and had substance, unlike much of the popular flash and dazzle of today's artists, and he had a knack for making the completely outlandish seem perfectly plausible. Curt's mastery of anatomy, proportion, and perspective made aliens walk, made skyscrapers soar, and made extraterrestrial landscapes come alive. All this is incredible, but Curt also defined the look of the Man of Steel in a lasting way, so that every artist now working on Superman comics pays him homage in one form or another. So long, Curt, and thank you for your foundational contribution to the character that we love. AND NOW...THE REVIEW: Popular writer/artist Dan Jurgens (SUPERMAN, SOLAR, SPIDER-MAN, ZERO HOUR) stated at the time of the "Panic in the Sky!" storyline that he was tired of Superman being merely RE-active to crises in Metropolis. A baddie would show up, and Superman would find a way to defeat him/her -- but Supes was always reacting to the villain. Jurgens wanted Superman to be PRO-active, to stop threats BEFORE they hit Metropolis. Apparently this idea was still in his mind when he wrote SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY (hereafter SD:HP). In it, Superman goes looking for Doomsday. Book One opens with Superman reflecting on his fear of Doomsday. Seems the Man of Tomorrow is having extremely bad dreams about being pounded into jelly by the bony behemoth. Not surprising, since Doomsday actually KILLED Superman in the critically-acclaimed and much-ballyhooed "Death of Superman" storyline. Doomsday is the one force in the universe proven to be able to kill our hero, and this thought is giving him the willies. Add to that the questions remaining from the "Death" and "Return" story arcs: Is Doomsday really dead? Why did the Cyborg throw him out into space? Where the heck did he come from, anyway? With these questions aching in the back of his mind, and against Lois Lane's fearful (and tearful) objections, Superman goes hunting for information. Typically (this IS a Dan Jurgens story, after all) Superman goes looking for Waverider and the Linear Men, that oh-so-useful team that no writer other than Jurgens seems to want to use. Their confrontation sets up some business about action vs. inaction (Waverider's eternal conflict) that pays off in Books Two and Three, and incidentally highlights the main reason these characters would be headed for the Phantom Zone if Jurgens didn't keep dredging them up -- if you have a character who knows EVERYTHING that will happen, it's a little difficult to set up dramatic tension for that character. The only door Jurgens is left with as far as inner growth for Waverider is this question of whether he should act on his knowledge or not. Not to be daunted, Jurgens repeatedly drags Waverider out of storage and makes him jump through that same old hoop one more time. Waverider drops Big Blue a clue that Doomsday is on Apokolips, where he has been wreaking havoc, taking on the malevolent Darkseid and accompanied by the Cyborg. Seems the Cyborg's "early warning device" that he had set on the asteroid prison he made for Doomsday was actually a receptacle for his consciousness (the Cyborg, you remember, can transmit his consciousness into any mechanical/technological device). The Cyborg possesses the body and armor of a Apokoliptian trooper Doomsday messily dispatches, and through the miracle of Kryptonian genetic manipulation transforms a new body for himself. Superman, with the aid of a mother box, heads off for Apokolips. Doomsday has demolished much of the planet and beaten Darkseid. Superman arrives to find the Cyborg in Darkseid's control room. As they square off, the Cyborg gives Superman an eyeful of Doomsday, and as Superman stands paralyzed by fear, zaps him with heat vision. While they are thus distracted, the treacherous DeSaad, Darkseid's right-hand-wretch, opens a boom tube and sends Doomsday on a little journey. Superman, too late to stop it, is left wondering if his fear of Doomsday will keep him from going full tilt against the monster. Book Two is largely concerned with Doomsday's origin, and the story of how he got to Earth. It seems Doomsday is a genetically engineered being with the ability to evolve to beat any opponent. Once stopped in one way, he can never be beaten that way again. The last time Doomsday was stopped was on the planet Calaton, which just happens to be where DeSaad sent him in the last issue. A recovered Darkseid has defeated the Cyborg, but it is up to Superman to stop Doomsday. Book Three gives us the final showdown. Outfitted with cyberpunk-looking armor courtesy of Mother Box, Superman heads off to Calaton to fight Doomsday. The bulk of the story is spent convincing us of how unbeatable Doomsday is, and then at last Superman, with the help of (who else?) Waverider apparently kills Doomsday once and for all. Using the last of her energy, Mother Box restores Superman to health and gives him a new costume, then Superman heads for earth, no longer plagued by bad dreams. Lest you think I've given everything away, let me emphasize that the fun of this story is in the clever way Superman does these things, not necessarily what he does (What, did you really think Doomsday would beat Supes in the end?). Roger Ebert, arguably the best film critic in America, frequently says in his reviews that formulas aren't necessarily bad, but that it all depends on how the writer USES the formula. In this case, Jurgens gives the reader a by-the-book, straight formula slugfest, decorated by a few interesting revelations about Doomsday. Unfortunately, these revelations are only decorations, and they cannot hide the flimsy and repetitive nature of the plot. It is painfully obvious that Jurgens started with the revelations he wanted to make, and then tried to bend a story around it - and it just doesn't work. Oh, the story is serviceable, but it is also dull and repetitive. Here I go, stepping on toes again. A vast body of Superman fans admire Jurgens' work, and I will be the first to admit that he has done some good pieces (I'll review one excellent piece in two months), but many of his "event" stories fall far short of deserving "event" status. This story is one of them. There is plenty of action, and lots of fighting, but like a booming bass drum hit loudly again and again, the appeal of all the flash and bang fades rapidly, and disappears somewhere around the end of Book One. Jurgens' heavy use of captions is achingly overdone, and his dialog is stilted. His characters speak like wooden dummies (or CHARACTERS, in bold letters) rather than real people. If Jurgens had used his clever ideas to create fully rounded characters, with good dialog, as he's done in other instances, this would have been a great comic. Unfortunately, that does not happen here. Unfortunately, if there is one thing that can be said about the artwork in SD:HP, it is that it is consistent with the writing: wooden, poorly constructed, and lacking in depth. Having started as a Dan Jurgens fan way back when he was being inked by Art Thibert, I have grown extremely tired of his work. Jurgens seems to be almost out of new ideas visually, and each pose is tryingly reminiscent of countless other Jurgens drawings. His characters don't seem to be living in the same world as each other, but rather seem to be cut and pasted in from some outside scrapbook. Struggles with proportion and perspective heighten the problem, as characters in the same room hardly look to be standing in the same PLANE! Jurgens occasionally comes up with some stunning layouts, and the rare new pose, but these moments serve only to remind the reader of better days when Jurgens' creativity was high. Jurgens also shows a poor grasp of "looks" established by other artists for different locales. His Apokolips does not LOOK like Apokolips, and none of the Fourth World characters (except Darkseid) look like they should, especially the parademons. Jurgens apparently conceives of Apokolips as merely a place of high technology, rather than the mythical realm of the New Gods that Jack Kirby envisioned and most artists have respected. As a result, his Apokolips looks much like any other futuristic space-town Jurgens has ever drawn. He has this same problem in...well, read my column in the November issue of KC for a continuation of this discussion. Brett Breeding is a competent inker, but I prefer the smooth, rounded inks of an Art Thibert or Joe Rubinstein over Jurgens' pencils, rather than the blocky, angular Breeding style. The colors are bright and vivid, almost to a fault, but the fights between Doomsday and a character called the Radiant are a sight to behold. "Okay, Denes, you've bummed me out," I hear you saying, "Is there anything you LIKED about this immensely popular series?" Yes. I thought the ending was dynamite (though how Superman expected to PERMANENTLY STOP Doomsday (a creature who adapts to be able to beat whatever beat him last time) without KILLING him is beyond me. There are some dramatic scenes, like the aforementioned Doomsday/Radiant battle, some scenes with Darkseid, and the Cyborg's new look, and it IS good to have some closure on the whole Doomsday thing. QUESTIONS I WANT ANSWERED: 1. This seems to be where Jurgens was going from day one with Doomsday. Given the premises set up in this book, why then do we have scenes in the "Death of Superman" storyline like Doomsday pounding Superman and bounding off for Metropolis? Doesn't this book imply he headed for Metropolis to find and kill Superman? 2. Only incidentally related to Hunter/Prey, but in the "Reign of the Supermen" story arc, we get to see the Cyborg's thoughts. Shouldn't those thoughts have been those of Hank Henshaw? There is really no way to harmonize the Cyborg's thought-captions during that story with the eventual revelation that he was not Superman. This is especially true (and here's where the connection comes in) while the Cyborg collects Doomsday's body and heaves it into space, attaching the transponder to the asteroid (NOT Doomsday's back, as HUNTER/PREY #1 indicates). What gives? 3. Given the way Waverider and Superman dispose of Doomsday at the end of HUNTER/PREY, how does the restart of time during Zero Hour impact on Doomsday's "death"? 4. Why does Jurgens keep carting out Waverider? CAPSULE REVIEW: Story: Formulaic and dull slugfest, but sprinkled with some very good ideas. The characters emerge as mere sketches, however. 2 Shields out of 5. Art: Equally formulaic and dull, with unremitting action and stock poses. 1 Shield out of 5. Overall: I was expecting a lot out of this story, and it seriously failed to deliver. It has proven to be popular, but I found it painful and unending. 1.5 Shields out of 5. NEXT MONTH: Ye olde Man of Steel? ________________________________________________________ THE PHANTOM ZONE: Reviews of the pre-Crisis Man of Steel ------------------------------------------------------------------ SUPER FRIENDS --------------------------------- by Joe Crowe (j.crowe4@genie.com) My thanks go out to Tom Ochs this month, as I go back to the giant tabloids of the 1970s one more time. This one is very cool, guys. SUPERMAN VS. MUHAMMAD ALI All-New Collectors Edition No. C-58, 1978 Original Story: Denny O'Neil Adapted by: Neal Adams Penciller: Neal Adams Inkers: Dick Giordano and Terry Austin Rating: 4.75 shields Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and Jimmy Olsen wander through downtown Metropolis looking to get an exclusive interview. They find Muhammad Ali playing basketball with street kids. Jimmy laments that, just as the interview is about to begin, his camera is out of film. Suddenly, a tall green slope-browed alien appears out of nowhere. Lois, ever the intrepid reporter, sticks a mike in his face, and gets swatted to the floor for her trouble. Clark Kent has to remain mild-mannered, but the Heavyweight Champion of the World has no such restriction. He challenges the alien, who backhands him. Yes, the alien backhands Muhammad Ali! What in heck was he thinking?! Ali clobbers him. Clark sneaks away to investigate the alien. He assumes the alien wouldn't be so brazen without backup, and he's right. A vast alien armada is in Earth orbit. The alien is a Scrubb, a savage alien race who claims that Earth's potential for destruction is as great to this galaxy as the Scrubb's is to their own. They know of our warlike nature, and about Ali's reputation. They want to prove themselves superior to us by beating our champion. Superman arrives, assuming the alien means him. Ali, being the Greatest and all, objects, and the two guys argue. They quickly mend their fences when the alien claims that he'll blow up an Earth city because Ali busted him up. Superman stops an alien missile headed toward the city, but misses one that hits an uncharted island and incinerates it. The alien says he'll willingly unleash lots more missiles at once unless Superman and Ali fight each other for the right to fight the alien champ. They have 24 hours until the match. Superman flies Ali to the Fortress of Solitude so Ali can teach him how to box. They warp time with a handy little device, giving them more time to train. Superman uses a red-sun lamp to even them up, and Ali drops Superman on his butt with the first punch. Ali teaches Supes the sweet science, and the aliens learn about the time-warping, which just makes them mad. Superman and Ali agree that their threat shouldn't be taken lightly, so they agree to meet the aliens on their ship. The aliens' surprise -- their planet circles a red sun. Ali, a master of understatement, says "You in trouble!" Then they meet the gigantic alien champion, Hun'Ya. Superman and Ali trash-talk the aliens, as Ali taught Superman that half the fight is psychology. They secretly make plans, until time for the main event. Immense crowds of aliens and humans pack the alien stadium. Ali's real-life cornermen and trainers are present, and Perry White and OJ White, US Olympic boxing coach, handle Superman's corner. Ali takes charge and starts pounding Superman. But Superman won't fall. Ali gives him punch after punch, as the aliens chant "Fall Down." To save Earth, Ali must knock Superman out, but he refuses to continue, while a beaten Superman stands, gloves up, in the middle of the ring. The ref declares Ali the victor, and Superman collapses, unconscious. Alien ring stewards crowd around Supes in a chilling full-page shot of a bruised and unconscious Superman. Ali hollers that they don't deserve to touch him, and the Earth contingent carries Superman from the ring. The big fight begins later, after Superman has been flown home. Then, a bizarre happening, as the Greek goddess of wisdom, Pallas Athene, appears, declaring that she will referee the bout. Because Ali makes the alien leader lose his composure, the leader begins screaming that he'll blow up the Earth and demands that Ali predict the round in which he will win. Ali says that Hun'Ya will "hit the floor in four!" then bellows a vivacious, supercharged double-page-spread rant. Meanwhile, cornerman Bundini Brown sneaks backstage. He removes a mask, revealing Superman! Hun-Ya gets all over Ali, until the alien offers him an alternative: if he quits, Earth will become a slave world, instead of being blown up. Ali says there is one other alternative...that Ali will whup Hun-Ya! Ali knocks out the alien champion with a gigantic knockout blow. The alien leader sics his armada on Earth, and Superman takes them down. The leader continues screeching orders...and Hun-Ya turns on him! The leader has no honor, the alien champ declares. Victorious, Superman, Ali, and their friends return home. Later, Superman meets up with Ali to tie up loose ends. Ali says "you put up a great fight...Clark Kent!" Ali and the Man of Steel shake hands, and they say "WE are the greatest!" Real people have appeared in comic books before, but most are either utilitarian or parody. This portrayal of Ali is neither. Except Ali is the same here as in reality -- he's bigger than life. In this story, Ali is just as much a superhero as Superman. I'd like to know the details behind the making of this story. I don't know if Ali's camp had any input, and I don't know how much hard research Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams put into it. But it works. The plot is plain good superhero storytelling. Everything heroic about either of the two principals is on display here. Muhammad Ali steals the show. I think he should've had his own series, bad-mouthing and beating up super-villains every month. Neal Adams captured Ali in movement and dialogue. You can hear Ali's voice when he rails against the alien, you can see the champ floating like a butterfly as if it was on film. Remember, 1978 was a time when Superman had just been given physical form in Christopher Reeve. Both of these men were dominating popular culture back then -- it seemed only natural that they meet. And what better forum than the tabloid comic? If you've read my column before, you remember that I unabashedly love the giant tabloid books. I've not been disappointed in any made-for-tabloid story that I've read. A big story didn't mean a year-long miniseries or a 20-book crossover. A big story was, literally, just that -- BIG. In tabloid books, fights spilled across double-page spreads. Head shots were almost life size. In this book, a double-page wraparound cover depicts almost 200 celebrities in the audience, from Raquel Welch to Plastic Man to Jimmy Carter to the cast of WELCOME BACK, KOTTER. Superman's 60th anniversary is approaching. Muhammad Ali's place in history, as if there had been any doubt, has just been reaffirmed by his appearance at the Olympics. Understand that I'm not trying to deify Muhammad Ali here. He's a famous athlete. And Superman is a work of fiction. Christopher Reeve and Muhammad Ali, whether they intended to or not, at one point embodied dreams. Reeve's injury and Ali's Parkinson's disease remind us that they are human. But the modern myth of these two characters has inspired so many people, me included. Ali's real accomplishments are captured on film, and Ali's myth is captured here. Ali and Superman are the most colorful athlete in history and the most colorful character in popular culture. DC should re-release this gem. Every fan should own a copy. ________________________________________________________ INTO THE ARCHIVES ------------------------------------------- by Neil A. Ottenstein (otten@gluon.umd.edu) SUPERMAN #8, Jan./Feb. 1941 There are four 13-page stories in this issue. Only the fourth story opens with a full page splash panel, while the other three have half page panels. Strangely enough, the cover is a slight modification of that splash panel. Each story also has a quick description of the action that is to follow. 1) Superman fights giants. More on this below. 2) Clark Kent gets framed while investigating the acts of traitors and needs to use his powers as Superman to clear himself and destroy the spies. Clark acts surprisingly aggressive in spots. 3) Clark acts like a wimp again in getting ripped off by a crooked carnival, but Superman returns to put the thieves away. 4) A gang of drug-addicted bandits threaten Metropolis. Superman sets a trap for them and Clark must cut short a rare date with Lois Lane in order to catch them. They escape through manipulation of the law, but when they murder one of their own Superman is able to bring them to justice. In between the stories there is another "Supermen of America" page with a letter from Clark Kent talking about loyalty; a 2/3 page "Laffs" feature with assorted gag cartoons; a half page "Nature News" set of cartoons; a page advertising assorted Superman licensed products (from toys to moccasins); "Knotty Problem" by Ed Carlisle in which a sea scout's knowledge of knots helps unmask a spy; "Snapshots with our Candid Cartoon Camera" by Ray McGill featuring the antics of children; and assorted advertisements including a full page endorsement of the Baby Ruth candy bar by Coach "Red" Dawson of the Tulane University football team. The first story begins with Professor Zee and Dr. Cardos. Having succeeded in producing giant animals, they now want to try the process on human beings in order to launch "a new, a great civilization." Months later, it appears they are successful as giants cause havoc, looting the US Mint, smashing trains, and destroying forests. Hearing about this in the editorial office of the Daily Planet, Clark changes into Superman and thinks he might "get some real opposition for a change!" Lois hears another news bulletin and pays for a flight out to the West Coast to investigate. Arriving out west, Superman spies giants building homes within an almost extinct volcano. Meanwhile, Governor Carlson and his daughter Lillian are taken captive by a giant. On the way to the volcano, Superman saves a car from a giant cat. Superman is soon attacked by the giants but manages to evade their clutches until Lois' plane comes into view. Distracted, he is caught in the hands of a giant and pulled beneath an avalanche of ice from a nearby glacier which he had been using to trap the giants. Under the ice he uses his X-ray vision to see Lois taken captive and her plane destroyed. Superman breaks free of the ice to spy on the laboratory. Therein Governor Carlson is warned to stop all interference or his daughter will be turned into a giantess. Superman tries to leap through the side of a laboratory, but is surprised to find the walls elastic. He is dazed enough to be grabbed by a giant. Cardos and Zee ask him to join forces with them and then they will free Lois and Lillian unharmed. Superman refuses and the girls appear to increase in height. Superman notices, though, that they don't seem concerned with their new size. He escapes from the giant's grip and throws a giant boulder into the volcano causing a great explosion. The lava melts the glacier causing a great flood. The giants flee in panic and crush Cardos and Zee under their feet. Barely beating the flood, Superman frees Lois and Lillian and flies off with them and the governor. All of the giants perish under the flood. The governor wonders how the girls were restored to their normal size, and Superman explains that their size change was merely an illusion from a magnifying glass on the wall of their room. This story has more science fiction elements than have been usually seen in the Superman stories. It is also a showcase for Superman's powers as he arrives out west "in record-breaking time," uses telescopic vision, uses super-acute hearing, races "faster than the wind," shouts loudly "without the aid of mechanical contrivances," uses X-ray vision, leaps high, and of course uses his "amazing strength." The story is quite a contrast from many others of the time in that Clark Kent appears in only two panels throughout the story. ________________________________________________________ THE GIRL FRIEND AND THE PAL: LOIS AND JIMMY IN THEIR OWN COMICS ---------------------------------------------------------------- By Jon B. Knutson (jonknut@eskimo.com) Continuing the reviews of the JO stories reprinted in JIMMY OLSEN GIANT #104... "The Super-Lad of Space!" is as uncredited as any of the other stories in this issue, but I'd have to guess the artwork is by Wayne Boring, judging from the flying positions... possibly Swan, though (any readers out there know for certain?). Jimmy is attending a missile launching in his role as president of the Superman Fan Club (membership has its privileges, eh?), wearing his Superman uniform. Jimmy sneaks into the nose cone to take photos and write up its design, even though the countdown is under way already. Shortly, on the launching pad, Superman hurls the missile into space, Jimmy still aboard (his watch stopped). Days pass (there's oxygen inside the missile, fortunately), and it eventually crash-lands on a distant world. Jimmy is delighted to discover he has super-powers on this planet, the same powers as Superman! He decides to adopt a secret identity, and borrows some clothes from a scarecrow to disguise himself. He's quite surprised when he meets a group of riders who greet him by name! Jimmy considers it might be a strange coincidence, and is about to check it out when he spots a meteor shower threatening the city. Changing into his Superman uniform, he deals with the disaster and lands in the city to the cheers of the population. He's given the keys to the city, and Jimmy asks how come they speak English (oh, I should mention that everybody wears a sign identifying their occupation). He learns that the Zolium people have been listening to Earth's radio signals (and other worlds) for generations, and adopted English as their tongue because it's the "universe's most efficient language!" (obviously they didn't do much research, eh?) They ask Jimmy about Superman, but Jimmy just says that he's a friend of Superman's, and to call him Superlad. Jimmy soon learns being a superhero doesn't always mean saving lives, as every citizen asks him for super-favors all the time! Redisguising himself, Jimmy takes a job, but at every occupation he tries, disaster strikes, and he has to deal with it as Superlad. Plus, everybody still keeps calling him Jimmy Olsen! Jimmy's at his wits end when Superman arrives on the planet to bring him back to Earth ... where he reveals that the reason the Zoliums always knew who he was is that they are a race of telepaths! Yuk yuk yuk. Well, the story was okay, but the really bad science (Jimmy surviving in space for so long without food or water, for example) and that "English being the universe's most efficient language" bit kind of ruin it for me. Two shields out of five for the writing, but four out of five shields for the artwork, which was really quite a treat, almost reminiscent of Simon/Kirby work in spots. "The Wolf-Man of Metropolis" features one of the famous Olsen Transformations, and once again, it's difficult to identify the artist's work. Jimmy and Lucy Lane kiss after a date, but when Jimmy asks for another one, Lucy calls him a wolf ... clairvoyant, isn't she? The next day, Superman brings a small chest filled with potions he found in an ancient crypt -- potions which were apparently created by Merlin. Only one of the potion bottles has anything left in it, one labeled "Ye Wolfman Potion," and good ol' Jimmy -- who *never* remembers magic is real in the DC Universe -- tries to prove it's superstition by drinking from the bottle. That evening, Jimmy becomes a wolfman ... but manages to keep his own mental state (such as it is). He decides since he and Lucy are going to a costume party that evening, he may as well go as a werewolf! He and Lucy make a perfect pair, as she's dressed as Red Riding Hood, and they win the contest that night (others are dressed as Superman, Batman, Robin, Green Arrow, and Speedy). After the party, Jimmy remembers that the bottle's inscription said a beautiful maiden's kiss would break the spell, and tries to get Lucy to kiss him... but she wants to remove his mask first. Of course, he can't, and pretends it's stuck. Lucy tells Lois about this, and Lois tells Lucy about the Wolfman Potion. The next day, however, Lois thinks she may have been wrong to suspect the potion worked, but we discover Jimmy changed back at dawn. Later that day, Jimmy is assigned to interview the producer at Mammoth Studios about his new film. Jimmy plans to duck out on it, but Lucy and Lois offer to give him a ride, arriving at the Studio just as the moon starts to rise that evening. Jimmy changes into a wolfman again, but he luckily gets mistaken for one of the actors in the movie "The Hundred Horrors!" He's offered a contract to stay on, but refuses because he doesn't want anybody to know he's a real wolfman ... especially Lois and Lucy, who think he's put on his wolfman costume again. The next day, Jimmy withdraws his life savings and, that evening, offers it to any woman who will kiss him while he's a werewolf. Finally, he calls in Superman, and asks for help in solving his dilemma. Superman says he'll try to help, and flies off. The next day, Jimmy is out in the Flying Newsroom when sudden winds kick up, keeping him from landing until after dark, but he eventually lands on the roof of Lois and Lucy's apartment building! Fortunately for Jimmy, he's able to convince them that he's earning extra money doing promotional work for a new play that's just opened. Superman flies back and tells Jimmy that he's got the antidote -- a pretty girl is waiting for him in his apartment to kiss him, but the lights are turned off, so neither will know who the other is. They kiss, and Superman flies "Miss X" home. Jimmy's cured, and we learn that "Miss X" is really Supergirl, whose existence was still a secret at the time. Jimmy's free to keep his next date with Lucy, but he can't help but wonder who "Miss X" was. Well, we got an Olsen Transformation, but it's somewhat ruined by even more coincidences than usual for a Silver Age story. But still, guest-starring Supergirl was a nice touch. I'll give this story three shields out of five, but the artwork only earns two shields. The third story in this giant, "The Boy in Superman's Body" is definitely Wayne Boring artwork, no doubt about it! Well, okay, it could be Plastino. Just a quick rundown on this one, though. Superman and Jimmy switch minds thanks to a "mentality exchanger" and then discover it'll take 12 hours to recharge it to switch them back. Jimmy has to cover Superman's duties, while Superman has to do Jimmy's job. Superman is concerned that Jimmy will discover the Clark Kent clothes in the secret cape pouch. Superman, in Jimmy's body, learns about human things like pain, whereas Jimmy, in Superman's body, seems to always do things the hard way. For example, a man slips and falls from a building, but instead of catching him, Jimmy stacks old mattresses underneath him. Other events demonstrate that Jimmy hasn't seemed to be paying much attention during Superman's past super-feats, at all! Eventually, Jimmy finds the Clark Kent clothes, and puts them on, realizing the dual identity. As Superman, he tells Lois that he's really Clark! Jimmy keeps acting as Superman until he's trapped by Kryptonite. Finally thinking fast, he uses super-pressure on the Clark Kent glasses to create a signal mirror, and Superman (in Jimmy's body) saves him. Superman enjoys touching Green K without harm. Later, Lois tells Jimmy (in Supey's body) that she didn't appreciate his joke -- if he's really Clark, how come the handwriting doesn't match? Jimmy doesn't realize that handwriting is part of a person's personality and mentality, and he's fooled into thinking Superman isn't really Clark. They finally get their own bodies back and have a good laugh about it. The end. Not really such a great story, IMHO. As I alluded above, Jimmy's written so many stories about Superman, he should've been able to think like Supey would in a crisis, doing what Superman would've done. Heck, as a kid, I could've told him what to do! Two shields for story, three shields for art. I'm going to skip the next story for now (leaving it for next month) and jump right to the last one in the book, "The Boy Witch Doctor," featuring Curt Swan artwork. Jimmy, Clark, Lois, and Perry are flown to Meteor Island, where Jungle King, a white man who has been a castaway on the island for many years, is starring in a movie based on his life. They quickly find that Lucy Lane has garnered a part in the movie, as well! Jimmy hopes Lucy doesn't fall for Jungle King. (Gee, would Lucy *really* find another man attractive after dating Jimmy? Yes, I'm being sarcastic here.) Mbongu, the natives' witch doctor, wants them all to leave before they bring misfortune, which worries Lucy until Jimmy assures her there's no such thing as Voodoo magic (do I have to say it again?). Later, as Jimmy showers, someone steals his signal watch. The next day, the witch doctor falls ill from a jungle fever, and after he's taken away to be treated, Jimmy enters the hut, finding voodoo dolls of himself and his fellow Planet employees. He also puts on Mbongu's witch doctor attire, because he can't help himself, I guess. Sticking a needle in the Perry figure's foot, the real Perry cries in pain! Jimmy tells his friends, but Lois doesn't believe it really works, but Jimmy seems to prove her wrong when he sticks a needle in the Lois effigy and she feels pain! Jungle King doesn't believe it until Jimmy demonstrates on his own doll. All seem convinced of Jimmy's voodoo power, and later Jungle King forces Jimmy into plunging a needle in a Superman voodoo doll after the Man of Steel is summoned on the stolen signal watch. Jimmy is forced to do so (thinking it can't work, since Superman's invulnerable to everything but Kryptonite -- guess he forgot about magic, eh?). It does seem to work, though! Jungle King reveals he's really a wanted murderer who's been hiding out for years but feared Superman would expose him. He plans to kill Jimmy too, but Superman suddenly gets up and stops him. Superman then reveals that he secretly used his heat vision to make it seem that the voodoo worked, all in order to get Jungle King to confess. Just because I went quickly on this story doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy it, though. For once, Jimmy isn't portrayed as a complete idiot (well, save for forgetting the magic vulnerability), and we get all the regular cast members in the story, as well -- plus Swan artwork! Four shields out of five story-wise, with five shields for the art. Next month: The remaining stories from that JIMMY OLSEN GIANT, including the first-ever story with Giant Turtle Boy Olsen! Plus, Elastic Lad and the Superman Emergency Squad! If you have any issues of JIMMY OLSEN or LOIS LANE you'd like to see me review in future issues of KC, or just want to offer some comments on this or other reviews, feel free to e-mail me at jonknut@eskimo.com. ________________________________________________________ TELEscopic VISION: Superman on the Small Screen ------------------------------------------------------------------ By the time you read this, the fourth season of LOIS AND CLARK will have already premiered. This season looks to be shaping up well. I certainly hope it lives up to its hype. For this issue, we are closing out our reviews of the third season with an appropriate review -- "Don't Tug On Superman's Cape". For those who don't watch the Bears ;-), the lightning at Soldier Field got a little too intense and the last Thursday night pre-season football game was called -- so ABC filled in with that LOIS AND CLARK episode. As Brad Buckner put it, ABC "filled it (the empty airtime) with 'Tug', which was one of their favorites." nancy in chicago ________________________________________________________ "WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH..." --------------------------------- By Zoomway (Zoomway@aol.com) Before I launch into the article, I wanted to note an anniversary that may mean nothing to anyone else, but September 96 marks just over 2 years since Jeff Sykes, Editor of the Kryptonian Cybernet, asked me to write the monthly LOIS AND CLARK column (yes, you have Jeff to blame ;) I was very flattered by his invitation, and have had a lot of fun writing the articles. So, thank you, Jeff. 1996 also marks an important Superman anniversary. Ten years ago John Byrne revamped Superman with the MAN OF STEEL mini-series. This revamp undid an old part of the myth by making Clark Kent the real guy and Superman the disguise. The disguise of Superman allowed Clark to use his special powers while at the same time granting him a private life. The revamp resurrected Clark Kent's parents, gave Clark his powers gradually, and best of all, created a man who was more in touch with his human upbringing than his Kryptonian heritage. This not only allowed Clark Kent to be a believable suitor for Lois Lane, but a successful suitor as well. Lois and Clark became engaged in SUPERMAN #50 (Dec. 90). Their long engagement has weathered some very hard knocks, not the least of these being the death of Superman himself. After Superman returned from the grave, there was the destruction of Metropolis, Superman going a little whacko when there was a shadow of doubt that he might not be the real Superman after all, the "death" of Clark Kent, Superman on trial, and for good measure, Lois breaking off the engagement with Clark because she felt he was spending too much time in the cape and that she was losing her edge by becoming too dependent on the cape. However, love apparently triumphs. Several wire services have reported that DC Comics will finally take Lois and Clark to the altar to coincide with the wedding of their TV counterparts in October. Sure, it's a money making, publicity grabbing "event", but ... so what? For me, it is historic. For the first time in nearly sixty years, one of the longest running unrequited love stories becomes requited. It won't be a dream, a fantasy, "Elseworld", or alternate universe. It will be real and forever alter a part of Superman's history. The comics and the TV series diverge at many points in many ways, but none so much as in the "destiny" category. I believe the television show has actually made Lois and Clark's love more mythic and fated than in the comics. This is hard to explain, but in the comics I never got the feeling that there was the same spiritual or supernatural bond between Lois and Clark, but the TV series has made that bond real. The feeling that there can never be anyone else for either of them is very strong. It is, as H.G. Wells said, "that one true love." It may be that because the series places an added emphasis on Lois Lane's role in the mythos it creates an urgency and inevitability to their destiny that the comics can't quite match with its emphasis placed more on Superman than either Lois or Clark. I think the series really moved into this unexplored ground with the third season. The bond, hinted at in first season, all but forgotten in second season, returned with a vengeance in third season. It remained elusive to both of them, at least as something graspable, something they could put into words, but there was no denying it existed. I'm hoping that in fourth season more of this is explored. I was happy to see it happen in the first place because I had written an article way back wondering if there was something other than a kind of enhanced human quality to Clark. Here is part of what I wrote: "Without pointed ears, green skin, or some other outward indicator, Clark simply sees himself as a human with different abilities than the other humans who surround him. Is this truly a case of nurture versus nature? Were Kryptonians so like us that there was nothing uniquely alien about them? By this I do not mean philosophically, or politically, but something endemic to them as a species. Vulcans, for example, have to go through the Pon Far mating drive every seven years. It is as much a part of them as their green blood, and it cannot be ignored, or pretended away. Is there anything similar for Kryptonians? Do they bond emotionally or mentally to a mate long before any physical contact takes place? Is that why Clark was instantly attracted to Lois despite all of her attempts to dissuade him? If there is no fundamental difference between humans and Kryptonians, other than some neat powers acquired under a yellow sun, then Clark has every right to feel like an enhanced human. But if there are influences of an alien nature working on him, let's see them, and let's see how he deals with them, and perhaps even more interesting will be watching those who know and love him, deal with the alien notion." Third season not only made clear that which had been ambiguous about Clark's sexual history, but it also showed something of the toll that bad relationships had taken on Lois, making her "skittish" about crossing the intimacy threshold. This too, while I'm waxing nostalgic on my anniversary, was a wish I had expressed back in December of '94: "This show can even break ground sexually. Unlike MOONLIGHTING where the couple gave in to their hormones, Lois and Clark could actually discuss their feelings on the subject. This may sound funny, but given that impromptu sex has become the norm, and therefore boring, having a couple consider each others feelings on the matter might be a welcome change. What if Clark were depicted as a virgin?" Will we get some sense of the cosmic when they cross that intimacy threshold? (And no, I don't mean the universe shifting or shockwaves felt for miles away :). That is, will some new facet to the bond reveal itself? Is the bond capable of doing some "rewriting"? By this I mean, is the bond more than spiritual, and if so is part of its function to create a "physical" environment in which Lois could become pregnant with Clark's child? I don't mean I want Lois to slowly morph into a Kryptonian, but rather have it provide some explanation of how two separate species can produce an offspring (you know it'll be asked). I know it's far-fetched, but so is the very existence of the guy in the cape. A couple of extra notes, since this seems like the year of Superman. The new animated series of SUPERMAN debuted this month, and there is word that the latest Superman movie will start filming in 1997. What's awkward about the new Superman film is that it will be a Warner Brothers product, and so won't that mean two different versions of Superman will be filming simultaneously at that studio? Both Dean and Teri have expressed no interest in doing a big screen version of what they do currently. So will Dean come face to face with someone else in the famous costume, or will it shoot in England? Even if the movie was to shoot in the summer, LOIS AND CLARK stops shooting in the middle of April and they go back in front of the cameras in early July. It seems a meeting of some type is inevitable. Of course Teri said she could see doing the series for only one more year, and that would be 4th season, and there is also no guarantee that LOIS AND CLARK would make the ratings that would even guarantee a 5th season anyway. However, given that actors have been known to change their minds, especially if the price is right, then there could be the very real possibility of two Supermen having to share the same green screen. I don't envy the movie makers. They'll have to fight the image of Chris Reeve's portrayal of the film SUPERMAN, and Dean and Teri playing the definitive Lois and Clark, and having done so for four straight years. This also makes me wonder how the animated series will fare. The show and the comics will both have a loving and married Lois and Clark, and yet the press releases for the animated series talk about Lois and Clark behaving like "squabbling siblings". It will be interesting to see how children react to this take after seeing Lois and Clark/Superman in love on the series. Will the kids live up to the stereotype of being happy there's no "mushy stuff" or will the kids want and expect them to fall in love? Certainly other animated superhero shows have crossed the romance barrier so long avoided in the old days. Perhaps kids have become a bit more savvy than they're being given credit for. Time and the ratings will tell. I'll leave you with the quotation that inspired the title of this article: "We have been through so much just to get to this place, but none of that matters. It's perfect." Next month I hope to be able to cover the premiere and the wedding. ________________________________________________________ Episode #3-06: "Don't Tug On Superman's Cape" --------------------------------------------------- by Marta Olson (molson@raisinets.den.mmc.com) US Airdate: November 5, 1995 Special Guest Stars: Genie Francis and Jonathan Frakes Guest Starring: Kenneth Kimmins and Michael Harris Written by: David Simkins Directed by: Steven Dubin Have you ever wondered how well Dean would do in a couple of different roles? Maybe as a James Bond type character or as a certain Cuban band leader? Or what if Teri took on the role of a meddling housewife or maybe a Bond woman? This episode gives you the perfect chance to find out. Because of the stress regarding marriage -- which they have agreed NOT to talk about -- both Lois and Clark are having nightmares. Clark dreams that he is a Cuban band leader (Ricky Ricardo from I LOVE LUCY) and a superhero. He comes home to find Martha and Jonathan not only looking and sounding like Ethel and Fred Mertz, but also tied up by Lex Luthor with a bomb attached. In walks Lois looking and sounding very much like Lucy. She insists that she wants to be part of the act. Clarkie says "but I'm Superman" and Lois replies "well I'm Superwife!" In typical Lucy and Ricky fashion, they argue, the bomb goes off and Martha and Jonathan disappear. This is complete with Ricky's "you've got some 'splainin to do" and Lucy's usual "eeeeeehhhhh". Lois' nightmare comes a little bit later, and while driving down the street. She envisions Clark as a James Bond type -- the name is Man, Superman. She is Miss Goodbottom. Clark Kent is starring in the movie "The Spy who Left Me" with Bad Brain Johnson chasing after them. As they get in the car Clark says, "Unless you want to be shaken, not stirred, I suggest you strap in." Lois says, "Speak English." When Clark tells Lois that Bad Brain is behind them, she replies, "Let me take care of this -- I'll give him a migraine!" Clark ejects Lois from the car. Clark has another nightmare that has Perry playing the role of Joe Friday from DRAGNET with Jimmy as his partner. Clark is being charged with marital non-participation and is constantly being challenged with things he missed, like the birth of a son, little league games, etc. These dreams sum up the anxieties each has regarding their continuing relationship. The villains are Tim and Amber Lake, who would make even Mary Poppins a little sick of all the sugar. They seem to be too good to be true. They never argue and they pepper their conversation with comments such as "my pet" and "light of my life". They are collectors and as they put it, "Next to each other, possession is our passion." To collect the next item they want -- Superman -- they break Bad Brain Johnson out of prison to use his thirst for vengeance on Klutz Kent, Nosey Lane, and Super Dupe. One cute scene is when they display their collection to Bad Brain. The collection features a block of cement with a hand sticking out -- Jimmy Hoffa, the arms of the Venus de Milo, and a car that is one of a kind -- that they are kind of 'batty' about. Using Bad Brain's own "Electro-Whammy" to eliminate him, the Lakes embark on their quest for Superman. They attempt to kill Clark, and then successfully fake Lois' death to capture Superman. There is a scene between Lois and Clark that I really enjoyed. They are researching the Lakes and have been watching an episode of a show similar to LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. Clark takes his glasses off, and moves into the kitchen. Lois puts his glasses on. Lois makes the comment, "What do I know, these glasses fooled me for 2 years. Oh boy, what a dope." Clark replies, "Is it your fault I picked such a brilliant disguise? Wait a minute, where's Lois Lane? She was just here." They begin to discuss their nightmares when a toy helicopter flies by and shoots up Clark's apartment. As a side note, Suen's statue from Borneo can be seen on the bookshelf in this scene. [For those of you who don't know, during the filming of the beginning of the third season, a group of FOLC's went to Warner Brothers Studio and got to meet the cast and the writers of the show. Suen, currently living in Australia, was unable to attend, but sent a statue from Borneo to be given to Dean, if the opportunity came up. Not only did the opportunity come up, but they said they would try to put it in one of the shows. They did.] If you haven't seen this episode, it is really worth seeing if not just for the nightmares. Martha and Jonathan Kent are here when Lois and Clark go to Smallville. The Lakes fake Lois' death very well and are successful in capturing Superman. I'm not going to tell you how he gets out of this one, but there is some good communication between Lois and Clark. If you like the relationship aspect of the show, this is a must-see. Genie Francis and Jonathan Frakes, real life husband and wife, play Tim and Amber Lake. Although the first time I saw this episode, they drove me crazy because of the campiness, it seems a little less campy every time I watch it. Although this is not my favorite episode from the third season, it is certainly not on my least favorite list either. I hope you will enjoy it. ________________________________________________________ COMING ATTRACTIONS! --------------------------------------------------------------------- A List of Upcoming Comics Featuring The Superman Family of Characters This monthly section is dedicated to giving you official information concerning which comics you should watch for in the near future in order to keep up with Superman, Superboy, Supergirl, and all the rest of the Superman family of characters. Descriptions courtesy of PREVIEWS catalog, copyright 1996, Diamond Comic Distributors. Diamond is the exclusive distributor of DC Comics! NOTES --------------- Changing content on the notes this month. Because the list is getting so long lately, I'll pass on providing the synopsis of what's new below. Instead, I'll provide additional comments pertaining to the list itself and reasons for listing or omitting certain items from PREVIEWS. First thing to note is that with the inclusion of SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM, three titles from last month were bumped and resolicited. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #541, ACTION COMICS #728, and SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #63 have all dropped one week down the list, and the content descriptions provided last month have changed. SUPERMAN #118, offered last month was not resolicited, and no new information was made available, but the description given last month is no longer correct. The descriptions provided last month for these four issues have been transferred to their subsequent issues. For example, the description of SUPERMAN #118 appearing last month is now the description of SUPERMAN #119. Confused yet? Because of this, I'm including the descriptions below for all of the main Superman titles appearing in October and November. Two other minor notes: Though participation by Superman is not specifically indicated for the second and third issues of DC/MARVEL: ALL ACCESS, I have chosen to include them. Since he figured prominently in the first issue and will almost certainly be involved in the concluding fourth issue, it is highly likely that he will at least make some sort of appearance in these middle issues. Finally, note that SILVER SURFER/SUPERMAN is published by Marvel Comics, and the information about that title is taken from MARVEL VISION. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIST OF TITLES BY EXPECTED ARRIVAL DATE --------------------------------------------- Arrival Date: Comic title and information: ------------ --------------------------- September 5: The Final Night #1 (of 4) Written by Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 The Power of Shazam! #20 (Superman) Written by Jerry Ordway Art by Peter Krause and Mike Manley Painted Cover by Jerry Ordway $1.75 Showcase '96 #10 Bibbo Written by Paul Castiglia Art by Denis Rodier Cover by Denis Rodier 48 pgs, $2.95 Steel #32 Written by Darren Vincenzo Pencilled by Roger Robinson Cover by Phil Gosier and Rich Faber $1.95 Superman #117 Written by Dan Jurgens Art and Cover by Ron Frenz and Josef Rubinstein $1.95 Superman Adventures #1 Written by Paul Dini Art by Rick Burchett and Terry Austin Cover by Bruce Timm $1.75 September 11: Adventures of Superman #540 Written by Karl Kesel and Jerry Ordway Art by Terry Dodson and Karl Story Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 The Final Night #2 (of 4) Written by Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 Justice League: A Midsummer's Nightmare #3 (of 3) Written by Mark Waid and Fabian Nicieza Art by Jeff Johnson, Darrick Robertson, Jon Holdredge, and Hanibal Rodriguez Cover by Kevin Maguire and John Dell 48 pgs, $2.95 Supergirl #3 Written by Peter David Art and Cover by Gary Frank and Cam Smith $1.95 Superman: The Man of Steel Annual #5 Written by Kurt Busiek Art by Paul Ryan and Josef Rubinstein Cover by Jerry Ordway 48 pgs, $2.95 September 18: Action Comics #727 Written by David Michelinie Art by Tom Morgan and Denis Rodier Cover by Tom Grummett and Denis Rodier $1.95 The Final Night #3 (of 4) Written by Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 Parallax: Emerald Night #1 (of 1) Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Mike McKone and Mark McKenna 48 pgs, $2.95 Superboy #33 Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Ramon Bernado and Doug Hazlewood $1.95 September 25: The Final Night #4 (of 4) Written by Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 Superboy & The Ravers #3 Written by Karl Kesel and Steve Mattsson Art and Cover by Paul Pelletier and Dan Davis $1.95 Superman: The Man of Steel #62 Written by Louise Simonson Art and Cover by Jon Bogdanove and Dennis Janke $1.95 October 2: DC/Marvel: All Access #1 (of 4) Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Jackson Guice and Josef Rubinstein 48 pgs, $2.95 Showcase '96 #11 Brainiac, Vril Dox II, and the Legion of Super-Heroes Written by Tom Peyer Art by Derec Aucoin and Jason Minor Cover by Steve Lightle 48 pgs, $2.95 Steel #33 Written by Peter J. Tomasi Art by Jim Aparo and Dick Giordano Cover by Roger Robinson and Dennis Janke $1.95 Superman #118 Written by Dan Jurgens Art and Cover by Ron Frenz and Josef Rubinstein $1.95 Superman Adventures #2 Written by Scott McCloud Art and Cover by Rick Burchett and Terry Austin $1.75 October 9: Supergirl #4 Written by Peter David Art and Cover by Gary Frank and Cam Smith $1.95 Superman: The Wedding Album Written by Various Illustrated by Various 96 pages, Collector's and Standard Editions, both $4.95 Superman/Wonder Woman: Whom Gods Destroy #1 (of 4) Written by Chris Claremont Art and Cover by Dusty Abell 48 pgs, Prestige Format, $4.95 October 16: Adventures of Superman #541 Written by Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 Superboy #34 Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Ramon Bernado and Doug Hazlewood $1.95 October 23: Action Comics #728 Written by David Michelinie Art and Cover by Tom Grummett and Denis Rodier $1.95 Superboy & The Ravers #4 Written by Karl Kesel and Steve Mattsson Art and Cover by Paul Pelletier and Dan Davis $1.95 October 30: Superman: The Man of Steel #63 Written by Louise Simonson Art and Cover by Jon Bogdanove and Dennis Janke $1.95 World's Finest: Superboy/Robin #1 (of 2) Written by Chuck Dixon and Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Tom Grummett and Scott Hanna 48 pgs, Prestige Format, $4.95 November 6: DC/Marvel: All Access #2 (of 4) Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Jackson Guice and Josef Rubinstein $1.95 JLA #1 Written by Grant Morrison Art and Cover by Howard Porter and John Dell $1.95 Showcase '96 #12 Brainiac, Vril Dox II, and the Legion of Super-Heroes Written by Tom Peyer Art by Derec Aucoin and Jason Minor Cover by Steve Lightle 48 pgs, $2.95 Steel #34 Written by Christopher Priest Art by Denys Cowan and Tom Palmer Cover by Dave Johnson $1.95 Superman #119 Written by Dan Jurgens Art and Cover by Ron Frenz and Josef Rubinstein $1.95 Superman Adventures #3 Written by Scott McCloud Art and Cover by Rick Burchett and Terry Austin $1.75 November 13: Adventures of Superman #542 Written by Karl Kesel and Jerry Ordway Art by Paul Ryan and Jose Marzan Jr Cover by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan Jr $1.95 Superboy Plus #1 (of 1) Written by Ron Marz Art by Andy Smith Cover by Gary Frank and Cam Smith 48 pgs, $2.95 Supergirl #5 Written by Peter David Art and Cover by Gary Frank and Cam Smith $1.95 Superman/Wonder Woman: Whom Gods Destroy #2 (of 4) Written by Chris Claremont Art and Cover by Dusty Abell and Drew Geraci 48 pgs, Prestige Format, $4.95 November 20: Action Comics #729 Written by David Michelinie Art and Cover by Tom Grummett and Denis Rodier $1.95 DC Universe Holiday Bash #1 (of 1 -- Superman) Written by Various Art by Various Cover by Rodolfo Damaggio and Robert Campanella 64 pgs, $3.95 Silver Surfer/Superman Written by George Perez Art by Ron Lim and Terry Austin Published by Marvel Comics 48 pgs, $5.95 Superboy #35 Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Ramon Bernado and Doug Hazlewood $1.95 Superman's Metropolis Written by Jean-Marc and Randy Lofficier, and Roy Thomas Painted Art and Cover by Ted McKeever 64 pgs, Prestige Format, $5.95 November 27: The Batman Chronicles #7 (Superman) Written by Jerry Ordway Art by Lee Weeks and Jesse Delperdang Cover by Lee Weeks and Jerry Ordway 48 pgs, $2.95 DC/Marvel: All Access #3 (of 4) Written by Ron Marz Art and Cover by Jackson Guice and Josef Rubinstein $1.95 Superboy & The Ravers #5 Written by Karl Kesel and Steve Mattsson Art and Cover by Paul Pelletier and Dan Davis $1.95 Superman: The Man of Steel #64 Written by Louise Simonson Art and Cover by Jon Bogdanove and Dennis Janke $1.95 The Teen Titans #4 (Supergirl) Written by Dan Jurgens Art and Cover by Dan Jurgens and George Perez $1.95 World's Finest: Superboy/Robin #2 (of 2) Written by Chuck Dixon and Karl Kesel Art and Cover by Tom Grummett and Scott Hanna 48 pgs, Prestige Format, $4.95 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPOILERS ------------------ October 2: --------- Superman #118 Leads into next week's SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING ALBUM! October 9: --------- Superman: The Wedding Album Retrosolicited to arrive in comic book specialty stores the same month that ABC-TV airs the eagerly anticipated "wedding episode" of Warner Brothers' LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN -- this may well be the biggest comics-related media event since the "Death of Superman!" It's all here under one cover, written and illustrated by a host of past and present Superman creators: the resolution of the Lois/Clark breakup; the proposal; the plans; the tux; the dress; the shower; the bachelor party; the bachelorette party; the trouble with in-laws; the big fight; the visit from the Dark Knight ... And, oh yes, they get married, too! Both editions of this Special feature gatefold back covers that open to reveal the final story pages, similar to SUPERMAN #75. The Collector's Edition of this Special features -- at no additional cost -- a cardstock cover whose front features an embossed cardstock cover showing the Superman "S-shield," metallic silver ink printing, and both matte and gloss varnishes. The Standard Edition has standard cover stock, different front cover art, and no enhancement. October 16: ---------- Adventures of Superman #541 Immediately following their long-awaited nuptials, Lois and Clark embark on a Hawaiian honeymoon. But the quiet time they seek is anything *but* that when the newlyweds run into Superboy, Tana Moon, and the ancient menace known as Kekona! October 23: ---------- Action Comics #728 Some Honeymoon! The gang that almost stopped Lois from returning to Metropolis has caught up to the newlyweds, and they've set their sights on Clark! Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman prevents Suicide Slum from going ablaze! But how? Good question.... October 30: ---------- Superman: The Man of Steel #63 Still without powers as a consequence of the events in THE FINAL NIGHT, Clark is kidnapped and forced, under truth serum, to tell his abductors that he's Superman. This is a job for Lois Lane! November 6: ---------- DC/Marvel: All Access #2 (of 4) X-Man Jubilee from the Marvel Universe convinces Access to transport her to the DC Universe so she can catch up on unfinished business with Batman's partner, Robin! Also in this issue: the high-wire heroism of Daredevil and the double villainy of Two-Face! JLA #1 Superman. Batman. Wonder Woman. The Flash. Green Lantern. Aquaman. Martian Manhunter. They're DC's flagship heroes, together at last under one cover in the ultimate dream-team. JLA is the explosive, all-new ongoing series by writer Grant Morrison, with art by Howard Porter and John Dell, capturing the mythic grandeur, the unparalleled excitement, and the supercharged fun of comics' greatest super-team, the Justice League of America! The new League's first mission brings them into conflict with the Hyperclan, a contingent of metapowered extraterrestrials who have come to Earth hoping to find a haven to replace their destroyed homeworld. But the Hyperclan's seemingly good intentions become suspect as they turn public sentiment away from the JLA with their controversial, proactive "betterment" of the planet. One day they're irrigating deserts, the next they're publicly executing known villains. All the while, these strangers harbor a dark secret that will profoundly affect one member of the League! Showcase '96 #12 (of 12) The battle of the Brainiacs continues, as Superman's foe unleashes his full psionic power upon Brainiac 5 and the Legionnaires stuck in the 20th century ... and Vril Dox of R.E.B.E.L.S., son of the evil Brainiac, may be their only hope! Also in this issue, a Jesse Quick story by Mark Waid, Brian Augustyn, Oscar Jimenez, and Jose Marzan Jr. And Sarge Steel and King Faraday team up in a story written and pencilled by ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN artist Stuart Immonen. Steel #34 DC begins a new era for its armored champion with a new direction and a new creative team! Christopher Priest, writer of THE RAY, teams with artists Denys Cowan (HARDWARE) and Tom Palmer (UNCANNY X-MEN, AVENGERS) and cover artist Dave Johnson to bring you the all-new adventures of Dr. John Irons, the man called Steel! Irons and his niece Natasha have relocated to Jersey City, where Steel takes the position of Head of Research and Development at a major medical complex. But there's more to this new life than meets the eye -- and even the forging of a new suit of armor may not prepare him for the battle he's being set up to fight! For more information, see this month's feature article! Superman #119 The time-lost Legion of Super-Heroes guest-star! In the aftermath of THE FINAL NIGHT, during which Superman's powers were depleted with the darkened sun, the Legion moves into the Lexcorp Building, where they meet Lex himself, and Brainiac 5 searches for a way to restore the Man of Steel's powers. Superman Adventures #3 As the light from the explosion that destroyed Krypton reaches Earth, the humanoid supercomputer Brainiac sets out to make sure he's the only possessor of Kryptonian knowledge ... by destroying Superman! November 13: ----------- Adventures of Superman #542 Misa of the Outsiders returns, trapping the Man of Steel in a strange virtual nightmare while Project Cadmus attempts to restore Superman's powers. Superboy Plus #1 (of 1) Captain Marvel Jr. and Superboy are drawn into a web of danger by a mysterious foe, and all hell breaks loose when the two super-powered teens find themselves battling Superman and Captain Marvel! Supergirl #5 Supergirl travels to Smallville to seek the counsel of Superman's parents -- Ma and Pa Kent -- about her new life as Linda Danvers. Her inner quest for identity is interrupted by the mindless destructive behemoth known as Chemo, stirring in Supergirl new questions about her soul. Superman/Wonder Woman: Whom Gods Destroy #2 (of 4) The search for Lana Lang takes Lois and Clark to the heart of the Third Reich, where their true foes reveal themselves... and where each discovers his/her true destiny. For one, triumph; for another, tragedy; for the third...truth! November 20: ----------- Action Comics #729 Once Guardian uses his Whiz Wagon to transport Superman to the Fortress of Solitude, the Man of Steel encounters a bizarre new alien life-form of unknown origin and intent! DC Universe Holiday Bash #1 (of 1) Need some good holiday reading for those cold winter nights? Curl up with the DC UNIVERSE HOLIDAY BASH #1, a special collection of Yuletide tales by a host of creators, including writers such as David Michelinie, Dennis O'Neil, Walter Simonson, Mark Waid, and others, as well as artists such as Jim Aparo, Sal Buscema, Jesse Delperdang, Graham Nolan, and Roger Robinson. The BASH is attended by Superman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Catwoman, and The New Gods, each featured in a moving short story that revolves around the Season of Peace. Silver Surfer/Superman Marvel's star-soarer meets DC's Man of Steel! One lost Krypton, a planet destroyed soon after his birth. The other lost his humanity to save Zenn-La, a planet he would never know again. They won't lose another world! It's a 48-page crossover of cosmic proportions! Superboy #35 An assault team attacks and abducts Superboy, taking him to a secret base where he's to become the genetic template for an evil army of supermen. This issue sets in motion an odyssey that will alter the Kid's life forever. Superman's Metropolis ELSEWORLDS. The boyhood dreams of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster combine with the vision of renowned filmmaker Fritz Lang in SUPERMAN'S METROPOLIS, a remarkable Elseworlds graphic novel setting the Man of Tomorrow in the City of Tomorrow. Ted McKeever's beautiful painted art superbly evokes the powerful imagery of Lang's film and the classic heroism of the Superman comics in the story adapted by frequent Moebius collaborators Jean-Marc and Randy Lofficier, and comics legend Roy Thomas. Starring Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Jimmy Olsen, Perry White, and others, this science fiction parable celebrates the triumph of the human spirit against an oppressive ruling class, in which only the promise of a superman yet-to-come gives hope to the workers slaving in the bowels of the city. November 27: ----------- The Batman Chronicles #7 Superman and Batman are at odds over a woman on death row; the Man of Steel sees a chance for her redemption, while the Dark Knight believes justice must take its course. This tale of conflicting moralities comes from writer Jerry Ordway, with art by Lee Weeks and Jesse Delperdang. Also, Nightwing teams up with Donna Troy, and an untold tale of Batman and the original Green Arrow. DC/Marvel: All Access #3 (of 4) With the traffic between the universes increasing, Access enlists the aid of the DC Universe's greatest detective to solve the mystery. But when Batman and Access encounter Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme of the Marvel Universe, the stakes go through the roof, leading to a showdown between the X-Men and the JLA! Superboy and the Ravers #5 The origin of Hero is revealed when the Ravers return to Earth to spend the holidays with his family. But Hero is being pursued by one of Superboy's most dangerous foes -- Scavenger! Plus, Hero finds the "H" Dial (as in DIAL "H" FOR HERO)! Superman: The Man of Steel #64 In a final desperate attempt to restore his lost powers, Superman heads for their source: the sun itself! Will it prove to be his salvation ... or a suicide run? Only New Gods Metron, Barda, and Mister Miracle may hold the answer! The Teen Titans #4 It's guest-stars galore when Nightwing enlists Robin to investigate the new team. Meanwhile, Supergirl and a strange creature are kidnapped by a mysterious organization; and Risk, Joto, Prism, Argent, and the Atom blow up their headquarters during a training exercise, leaving Captain Marvel Jr. the task of saving Risk! World's Finest: Superboy/Robin #2 (of 2) Superboy is under Poison Ivy's spell! Metallo is on the rampage! And now Robin stands alone in trying to save Hawaii from being destroyed -- and to do that, he may have to destroy Superboy first! The Kryptonite signet ring is Robin's only weapon, and heaven only knows what effect it will have on Superboy! ________________________________________________________ ******************************************************* End of Section 10/Issue #29