THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET - ISSUE #9 - JANUARY 1995 AN ELECTRONIC MAGAZINE DEDICATED TO THE FAMILY OF SUPERMAN CHARACTERS All characters and locales are copyright and/or trademark DC Comics CONTENTS ÑÑÑÑ Section 1: Superscripts: Notes from the Editor News from KC, the comics, and Hollywood The Kryptonian Cybernet ReadersÕ Choice Awards Results from your voting The State of Superman Comics Where weÕve been, where we are, and where weÕre headed. An essay by Jeffery D. Sykes Section 2: The Fleischer Cartoons Episode #5, ÒThe BulleteersÓ, by Neil Ottenstein Reviews The Triangle Titles Superman: The Man of Steel #41, by Anatole Superman #97, by Jose R Galan Adventures of Superman #520, by Patrick Stout Action Comics #707, by Art LaMarche Other Super-Titles Superboy #12, by Victor Chan Section 3: Reviews Other Super-Titles (cont) Steel #12, by Shawn Aeria Showcase Ô95 #1, by ReneÕ Gobeyn Miniseries and Special Appearances Guardians of Metropolis #4, by ReneÕ Gobeyn Metropolis S.C.U. #3, by ReneÕ Gobeyn Xenobrood #4, by ReneÕ Gobeyn Super-Crosswords Crossword #4 and Answers to Crossword #3 Section 4: Looking Back AfterByrne: Post-Crisis Reviews Panic In the Sky Prologue and First Strike, by Jeff Sykes Legacies: Pre-Crisis Reviews Action Comics #455, by Ken McKee The Super-Kids of Superman! Part 5 of a 5-part review of silver age stories, by Jon Knutson Section 5: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Up, Up, and Coming News and Notes, by Jeff Sykes Swapping the Witch for the Devil Under the Pale Moonlighting Myth Romance in L&C and avoiding the Moonlighting curse, by Zoomway Episode Review: ÒSeasonÕs Greedings,Ó by Sriya Sampath And Who Disguised As... Shredded Cape Blues, by J.D. Rummel Section 6: Coming Attractions Resources The Mailbag EDITORIAL STAFF: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Jeffery D. Sykes, Editor-in-chief Arthur E. LaMarche, Reviews Shawn Aeria Mark Lamutt Victor Chan Ken McKee Pat Gonzales Jennifer L. Traver Curtis Herink Joel W. Tscherne Lee Keels LEGAL DISCLAIMERS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Superman and all related characters, locations, and events are copyright and trademark DC Comics. Use of the aforementioned is not intended to challenge said ownership. We strongly suggest that each reader look to the media sources mentioned within for further infor- mation. 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Beginning this month, the Resources section gets shortened Ñ see that section for more information. Managing the mailing list for KC has become more of a hassle than I care to handle, so I am preparing to move it to an automated system. This should go into effect next month. In order to facilitate the switch, this month I will be dropping any addresses which bounce for reasons other than full mailboxes. When the new system is initiated, I will post a list of bounced addresses to the Usenet. Our big news is next monthÕs installation of a classified section. Our readers will now be able to advertise Superman-related merchan- dise that is either wanted or for sale. We have only three rules: 1. No dealers or businesses. This is meant to be more of a trading post for fans of the Man of Steel, not an outlet for people to operate a business. 2. Superman merchandise only. Anything not related to the Man of Steel will be edited out of the ad. 3. Try to keep your ads short. The ads are not the primary purpose of KC. They are a small part of a larger publication. We do not want the classified section to become overbearing. If you would like to advertise something wanted or something for sale in the next issue, send your ads to Art Lamarche at Arthur.E.LaMarche@Dartmouth.edu, the magazine at KryptonCN@aol.com, or me at sykes@ms.uky.edu. Be certain to include your e-mail address in the ad. Comics News: Last month, I told you about Dan JurgensÕ forthcoming departure as the artist of Superman. According to Anatole Wilson (our Man of Steel reviewer), Ron Frenz (Thunderstrike, Thor, Spider- Man) will be taking over as regular illustrator. No word yet as to whether or not Jackson Guice will be leaving. Also, word has it that the Superman titles (along with many other DC books) will be getting an upgrade. Because of paper shortages in the printing industry, DC must raise prices to $1.95 per issue. To soften the impact, they will be moving to the glossy-stock paper popularized by Image and recently initiated into MarvelÕs X-Men books. These changes are reported to begin in books shipping in April, so we will be able to verify this in next monthÕs issue. Hollywood News: Rumors are escalating that WB has given the go-ahead for a new Superman animated series, to be made by the same people that brought us the fine Batman: The Animated Series. And Jon Peters is the person interested in returning Superman to the silver screen. More on these as I learn them! Jeff Sykes sykes@ms.uky.edu ======================================================= THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET READERSÕ CHOICE AWARDS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Well, IÕve learned a few things from running these awards, and hopefully these things will make next yearÕs awards run smoother. First, we will hold the voting much earlier next year Ñ the books with cover dates of 1995 will all have shipped by early to mid-November, so we can run a good three or four weeks of voting before everyone gets too caught up in the holidays. Also, fewer of you had opinions on guest appearances than I thought, so I will probably remove those categories from next yearÕs list. Maybe next year, we can have some kind of physical award (a certificate or something :) to hand out to the winners! Before we get to the awards themselves, let me go ahead and announce the prize winners! I had hoped to come up with a name for the awards which would honor Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, but it simply didnÕt happen. But thanks to Shane H. W. Travis (sht123@herald.usask.ca) for pointing out the obvious name for the awards run by KC: the Kaycees (pronounced Caseys)! For naming the awards, Shane receives a copy of Action Comics #700 which has been autographed by Roger Stern! Also, as promised, one voter was selected at random to win a copy of Superman #1 autographed by John Byrne! And that lucky winner is Will Sudderth (WSudderth@aol.com)! Congratulations to our winners, and to those of you who are maybe a bit disappointed, youÕll get your chance. Future KC contests will award several nice prizes: a complete 90-card set of the collectorÕs edition Man of Steel cards from Skybox, a copy of Man of Steel #1 (the miniseries that started it all) autographed by John Byrne, a copy of Superman: The Man of Steel #1 autographed by Louise Simonson, and Supergirl #1 (the 1993 miniseries) autographed by Roger Stern! So keep an eye out for those contests! And now, the Kryptonian Cybernet presents the awarding of the Kaycees... Including my own votes, 29 people submitted entries. In the interest of saving space, I will only be listing entries which received more than one vote. Number of votes will be given in parentheses. S1: BEST STORY/STORY ARC IN A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. BIZARROÕS WORLD (11) 2. The Zero Hour crossovers (3) 3. The Battle for Metropolis, Cat GrantÕs revenge on the Toyman, Worlds Collide, and Peer Pressure (2) Me am runaway! S2: WORST STORY/STORY ARC IN A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. DEAD AGAIN (13) 2. The Fall of Metropolis (9) 3. The Battle for Metropolis (3) Once again, the readers balk at drawn-out slugfests. S3: BEST WRITER OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. KARL KESEL (17) 2. Dan Jurgens (6) 3. Roger Stern (5) Especially noted was his work on Superboy. S4: WORST WRITER OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. David Michelinie (11) 2. Louise Simonson (8) 3. Dan Jurgens (4) The readers donÕt care for Mr. Michelinie. Category S9 and the write-in awards below seem to support this further. S5: BEST ARTIST OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. TOM GRUMMETT & DOUG HAZLEWOOD (12) 2. Dan Jurgens & Brett Breeding, Barry Kitson & Ray McCarthy (6) 3. Stuart Immonen, John Bogdanove & Dennis Janke (2) Methinks the fans are gonna love MAN OF TOMORROW! :) S6: WORST ARTIST OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. JON BOGDANOVE & DENNIS JANKE (17) 2. Jackson Guice & Denis Rodier (3) Subtle as a sledgehammer, no? S7: BEST COVER OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. SUPERMAN #0, by Jurgens & Breeding (8) SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #37, by Bogdanove & Janke (8) 2. Superman: The Man of Steel #30, with Lobo and vinyl clings (3) 3. Adventures of Superman #514, by Kitson & McCarthy (2) Superman: The Man of Steel #0, by Bogdanove & Janke Hmmm. We donÕt like BogÕs art, but we do like his covers... S8: BEST SINGLE ISSUE OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. SUPERBOY #8 (8) 2. Superman: The Man of Steel #37 (5) 3. Action Comics #700 (3) Superboy vs. Superboy! How could you possibly *not* like it! :) And another hmmm. We donÕt like Simonson or Bog, but this one wasnÕt bad... S9: WORST SINGLE ISSUE OF A CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. ACTION COMICS #705 (5) 2. Action Comics #702, Action Comics #704 (4) 3. Superman: The Man of Steel #29, Superman: The Man of Steel #39 (2) More proof that Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier are not too popular. S10: BEST OVERALL CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. SUPERBOY (15) 2. Superman (6) 3. Adventures of Superman (4) Kesel, Grummett, & Hazlewood. Need I say more? S11: WORST OVERALL CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL (9) 2. Action Comics, Steel (7) 3. Superman (3) Consistent in what we donÕt like, arenÕt we? Granted, IÕve only been reading Steel for a few months, but aside from the serial killer story, IÕve been rather impressed with this title. L1: BEST WRITING IN A NON-CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. DAN JURGENS, SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY (10) 2. J. F. Moore, Superman: Under a Yellow Sun (4) 3. Roger Stern, Supergirl (3) 4. Worlds Collide; Walt Simonson, Legends of the WorldÕs Finest; John Ostrander, The Spectre #22; Dan Jurgens, Zero Hour (2) Here begins our exploration of the fansÕ love-hate relationship with Dan Jurgens. We like Hunter/Prey a lot.... L2: WORST WRITING IN A NON-CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. DAN JURGENS, ZERO HOUR (8) 2. Walt Simonson, Legends of the WorldÕs Finest (3) 3. Worlds Collide (2) ...but we werenÕt too thrilled with Zero Hour. (And I thought Legends of the WorldÕs Finest was excellent! What do I know...:) L3: BEST ART IN A NON-CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. DAN JURGENS & BRETT BREEDING, SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY (8) 2. Dan Jurgens & Jerry Ordway, Zero Hour (7) 3. Daniel Brereton, Legends of the WorldÕs Finest (3) 4. June Brigman & Jackson Guice, Supergirl (2) No doubt about the fact that we *love* Dan JurgensÕ art! L4: WORST ART IN A NON-CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. FELCHLE & MACHLAN, S.T.A.R. CORPS (4) 2. Brereton, Legends of the WorldÕs Finest (3) 3. Brigman & Guice, Supergirl; Worlds Collide (2) L5: BEST COVER OF A NON-CONTINUOUS TITLE 1. THE SPECTRE #22, by Alex Ross (3) SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY BOOK 1, by Jurgens & Breeding (3) SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY BOOK 3, by Jurgens & Breeding (3) 2. Legends of the WorldÕs Finest, by Daniel Brereton (2) The Batman Adventures #25, by Parobeck & Burchett (2) Zero Hour #0, by Jurgens & Ordway (2) L6: BEST OVERALL LIMITED SERIES 1. SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY (9) 2. Zero Hour (6) 3. Supergirl (5) 4. Legends of the WorldÕs Finest (3) Supergirl did a lot better here than I thought she would! WhereÕs that ongoing series!? L7: WORST OVERALL LIMITED SERIES 1. ZERO HOUR (7) 2. Metropolis S.C.U., S.T.A.R. Corps, Worlds Collide (3) 3. Supergirl, Superman: Under A Yellow Sun (2) Pretty split over Zero Hour, werenÕt we? L8: BEST OVERALL GUEST APPEARANCE 1. THE BATMAN ADVENTURES #25, THE SPECTRE #22 (6) 2. Aquaman #3 (5) 3. Green Lantern #53, Worlds Collide #1 (2) A quick apology here. I meant guest appearance of a Superman character in another book, but I was obviously not clear enough. Several votes were received for the appearances of the many Batmen in Superman: The Man of Steel #37. We also received votes for appearances of the Milestone characters during Worlds Collide, and even a vote for Superboy in Superboy #8! L9: WORST OVERALL GUEST APPEARANCE 1. L.E.G.I.O.N. Ô94 #63 (4) 2. Justice League America #92, The Outsiders #13, The Ray #1-2, Zero Hour (2) Again, misunderstandings here. People were not at all thrilled with the appearance of the Eradicator and the Outsiders in Action Comics #704. WRITE-IN CATEGORIES Here are some of the better write-in awards. First, a few more jabs were taken at David Michelinie: Gee, I wish he would go back to Spider-Man award: David Micheline (from William Berkovitz ) The I guess it was due to him that the books were good award: Roger Stern (from oje2@aber.ac.uk) Worst Zero Hour Retcon: The rebuilding of Metropolis (from Air Jordan ) Copperfield ÒThey did it with mirrorsÓ award: Rebirth of Metropolis (from Scott Keith ) The Energizer Battery Award: Conduit (He keeps coming back, and back, and back...) (from sei101@psu.edu (Seth Isaacs)) Most pointless use of fight scenes - Dead Again (from carol@vega.sidefx.com (Carol Wang)) Worst thinking by an editor: Almost every Superman isssue is part of a Òbig storyÓ Most needed change for 1995: Individual issues that stand on their own (from tjarks@iesde.att.com Now, now. DonÕt get the idea that we thought *everything* was bad! Most chilling vision of Superman - Spectre #25 (from gxla22@udcf.gla.ac.uk (William J Nixon)) Best New Series: Superboy (added to several ballots) The Òstop teasing us and just give us the cartoon, alreadyÓ award: The Batman Adventures #25 (My own award :) And of course I couldnÕt leave *this* one out! :) Hardest working Editor: Jeff Sykes (from sidbury@cs.uofs.edu (Dick Sidbury)) ======================================================= THE STATE OF SUPERMAN COMICS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ by Jeffery D. Sykes There has recently been a lot of grumbling about the family of Superman comics. In light of this growing attitude, I want to take a look at the past, present, and future of the titles. Since John Byrne revamped the Superman titles, the comics have received numerous accolades from fans and critics alike for the consistent writing and art. In particular, the titles hit a high point three or four years ago with ClarkÕs engagement to Lois and subsequent revelation of his identity. Be it the poignant stories such as ÒMetropolis MailbagÓ and ÒCrisis at Hand,Ó the light-hearted shockers such as ÒThey Saved LuthorÕs Brain,Ó or the sweeping multi-part stories such as ÒTime and Time Again,Ó ÒBlackout,Ó and ÒPanic in the Sky,Ó the writers were consistently handing us tales that were concise and well-told, yet they managed to keep us plenty aware of all the background happenings in Metropolis. But the titles werenÕt selling anywhere near the levels one would expect from the icon of superheroes. So in 1992, DC decided to kill Superman. What followed was an incredible media blitz and an extreme shortage of the ÒDeathÓ issues. The writing might not have been quite as good during the Doomsday showdown as in previous issues, but what do you expect out of a slugfest. (And the writing wasnÕt that bad anyway.) Following the death of Kal-El, the titles reached another new high with ÒFuneral for a Friend,Ó incredible tales of life on a world suddenly without their champion. And then there was nothing. DC took a huge risk in not publishing any Superman titles for the next few months. Certainly, there were some decent fill-in issues, such as The Legacy of Superman and Supergirl and Team Luthor, but we didnÕt see any of the monthly titles at all. But when they returned, did they make up for it! ÒThe Reign of the SupermenÓ was a grand, sweeping epic filled with exquisite writing and beautiful art. (Though I should note that Reign marked Jon BogdanoveÕs change in art style, a change that has Superman fans split down the middle.) Perhaps the greatest thing to come out of ÒReign of the SupermanÓ was the new monthly Superboy title. Of course, it cost the four Superman titles one of its most liked art teams. But more on that later. The big problem with this whole death-to-rebirth saga was that it set a precedent. Sales skyrocketed throughout the story, and this seemed to have signaled the demise of the single-issue story. Since then, the titles have featured ÒeventÓ after Òevent,Ó a series of multi-part stories which have not managed to reach the quality of their predecessors. In DCÕs defense, todayÕs current market depends heavily on the younger consumer, and these action-packed crossover stories attract their money more than character-driven tales which spend a lot of time on the supporting cast. And throughout the decline of quality, their sales have remained in the top 25 (cf. Diamond Previews). Comics *are* a unique blend of business and the arts, but without the income, we lose the art. Briefly, I want to take a look at the individual titles. Then I have some general comments about where Superman appears to be headed. (And just so you know, I actually have a good feeling about them at the moment!) ACTION COMICS Currently, Action Comics is written by David Michelinie. Michelinie has not been well received by the fans of ActionÕs previous scribe, Roger Stern. The results of the Kaycees (above) bear this out. My personal opinion is that he is hot and cold, just like any other writer. I enjoyed his Zero Hour story (#703), and I thought his Supergirl (#706) and ShadowDragon (#707) stories were decent. But the other issues have been little worth mentioning. The art on this title is by Jackson Guice and Denis Rodier. When Guice began his run on Action (after ÒPanic in the SkyÓ), it was very nice. But lately, his work has become almost unbearable. I simple donÕt like looking at his work any more. Guice will begin working for Valiant shortly, so there may be a new art team in store for Action. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL Louise SimonsonÕs writing has generally not impressed me over the course of last few years. However, I have been enjoying her work on Steel recently, and I felt that her chapters in Dead Again were the best written. Plus, it seems that this title is the only one that even tries to focus on supporting characters any more. Jon Bogdanove alienated me when he changed his style beginning with ÒReign of the Superman.Ó However, some of his recent issues (especially the one inked by Klaus Janson) have softened up, and IÕve begun to regain some of my respect for him. I think that if Dennis Janke could be replaced on a regular basis by Mr. Janson, I would like his art even more. And Bog does beautiful painted work (see the Superman trading cards from Skybox). SUPERMAN Dan Jurgens is capable of great writing. Sometimes he writes to the best of his ability, but at other times he doesnÕt. He has written some of the best post-Byrne stories and some of the worst. (Again, the Kaycees above show that I am not alone in this opinion.) However, his art (with Brett Breeding, especially) is fabulous. I am never disappointed with the depiction of the Man of Steel given to us by Dan Jurgens. As most of you know by now, Dan will also be going to work for Valiant. He will not be drawing Superman past issue #100. I will sorely miss his beautiful art. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN This may currently be the strongest of the Superman titles. Karl Kesel is simply the best writer working on Superman comics right now. I almost never hear any grumbling from the fans about KeselÕs writing. I was sad to see Kitson & McCarthy leave this title (just as I was even more sad to see Grummett & Hazlewood leave it), as next to Dan Jurgens, I liked their depiction of Superman most. However, I am absolutely thrilled to have Stuart Immonen working on the title now! Stuart is one of the top artists working at DC, and IÕm glad that the Superfolks grabbed him! SUPERBOY ThereÕs really not much to say here. Karl Kesel is writing. Superboy and all of his supporting characters are well written, and Kesel has made the title an extremely fun read. ItÕs been some time since I had so much *fun* reading a superhero comic book. And the art is by fan favorites Tom Grummett & Doug Hazlewood! In my opinion, G&H are *the* top art team at DC, bar none. I simply canÕt say enough about how good this title is! STEEL I wasnÕt too thrilled with the character Steel. He just never did much for me. However, I picked up the Zero issue and was very impressed. Louise Simonson has developed a very good book here. The characters are very well- defined, and the stories (barring the serial killer episodes) have been fun and interesting. Chris Batista and Rich Faber draw beautifully. I have really been impressed by their work. And actually, to be a little bit greedy, I would love to see them working on one of the four Superman titles! As to the future of the Superman comics, I have only a few worries. I am terribly worried about Action Comics. IÕm willing to give Michelinie some more time, especially since his last two stories have been decent reads. But IÕve given up on Guice. His work has degraded each month since the ÒSpilled BloodÓ story at the end of 1993. My only hope here is that when Guice begins working for Valiant, he will leave Action and we will get a new artist. IÕm also slightly worried about Superman. I really love Dan JurgensÕ art, and IÕm wary of any replacement. According to Anatole Wilson (our reviewer of Man of Steel) and word I saw on the Usenet, Ron Frenz (recently of Thunderstrike, and previously having illustrated Thor and Spider-Man) will be taking over as the new regular artist. As I am completely unfamiliar with his work, I guess IÕll just have to wait and see. Other than these worries, I am extremely hopeful for the future of the Superman family of comics. Granted, the stories of the last few months have been well short of the quality which kept me hooked on Superman comics for these past eight years, and ÒDead AgainÓ was pretty bad. IÕll admit that I enjoyed a few of the chapters of the story Ñ especially a couple of the early parts (the Deathtrap and Darkseid issues spring immediately to mind), but on the whole, the tale dragged on entirely too long, and the ending was completely unsatisfying. However, the issues since the end of Dead Again have me hopeful. Of the six issues which have come out since, the only real problems IÕve had were with GuiceÕs art. The stories have been good and most of the art has been wonderful (especially that of our new member of the gang, Stuart Immonen). And more importantly, weÕve seen the return of supporting characters (to an extent), and weÕve seen the return of the self-contained issue. The past few issues have reminded me of stories from the days before Doomsday. ThereÕs been a bit of grumbling about the ÒDeath of Clark KentÓ which is now starting to flood the airwaves. However, I myself suggested several months ago that having a villain figure out ClarkÕs identity could be a particularly interesting story. I might not have gone the way of Clark faking his death, but I have faith in the creative team. We do know that they are capable of great work! Finally, in closing, I want to address the impending price increases. Rumor has it that because of the paper shortages in the printing industry, DC is going to change the Superman books to the ÒglossyÓ paper (as the X-Men books did a few months ago) and raise the price of each title to $1.95. I have no doubt that this is going to happen, but I havenÕt yet seen it in print. Until I do, IÕll cling to the hope that the price wonÕt change. I have no problem with the paper change, and I think that if the books are headed in the direction IÕm hoping, they will be worth the $1.95. It just hurts to think that IÕm going to have to shell out that much more money each month. It will probably cause me to drop some other books that I had wanted to read. The fact is that price increases will happen, and the paper shortage has apparently caused the increases to happen a bit sooner. Hopefully, this will mean that we wonÕt see another increase for some time. But the Superman books will still remain some of the most inexpensive books on the market! All things considered, the Superman books cycle through their ups and downs. Such is life. While the books may have hit one of the valleys, I am confident that we are beginning to rise up towards another hill. There are great stories out there about the Man of Steel, and I know that the creative staff can find them! As long as we continue to love the character, the books will grow and improve, and weÕll one day be reading our new Superman books with the next generation of fans. ======================================================= End of Section 1 ======================================================= THE FLEISCHER CARTOONS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ by Neil A. Ottenstein Episode 5: ÒThe BulleteersÓ Released: 3-27-42 Running Time: 8:02 minutes Faster than a speeding bullet More powerful than a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound A clock tolls in the night. A strange vehicle appears and rams through the police headquarters. Perry is looking at the Daily PlanetÕs story on the destruction and calls for Lois and Clark. He asks them to work on a follow-up story when an announcement is heard all over the city. There will be further destruction unless the entire funds of the city treasury are given over. The picture shrinks then expands onto City Hall. Lois asks the mayor what they will do. He replies that they ÒwonÕt be intimidated.Ó Armed forces stand guard at the treasury and Lois writes up the story of defiance. The scene shifts to the Bulleteers crumpling up the Daily Planet with LoisÕ story. They get into their car and leave. The car has expandable wings. The wings contract inside for the assault on the power plant. Power is shut down across the city. Lois rushes off to get a scoop leaving Clark by the side of the road. ÒThis looks like a job for Superman,Ó he says before changing clothes in a phone booth. The bullet plane comes in at the treasury and Superman deflects it away. It then goes through the top of a skyscraper. The rubble falls on to LoisÕ car. Superman rescues her before leaping to the bullet plane. They maneuver to shake him off. He jumps again, arriving at the treasury just before they burst into it. This time Superman is buried under the rubble. Lois walks through the rubble, spies down at the scene, and climbs inside the bullet plane trying to sabotage it. She hides when the Bulleteers return and tries to climb out, but they pull her in before taking off. Superman frees himself, jumps onto the plane and damages one of the wings. He peels it open and pulls out Lois and the Bulleteers as the plane crashes down to the ground. The story ends with the triumphant Daily Planet headline and Clark congratulating Lois on another scoop. Lois credits Superman. It is another beautiful episode with some great flying sequences with Superman trying to stop the bullet plane. The BulleteersÕ hideout is state of the art inside a mountain or something similar with a drawbridge exit. Segues are nicely done using the Daily Planet front page headlines. The one segue which shrunk the picture down and then expanded on the new scene was the first I remember seeing that. There was all the usual use of shadows to heighten the effects. Overall, another great one. The two Fleischer Superman cartoon volumes are available for $19.95 each directly from Bosko Video or from anyone who carries high quality animation. A catalog is available from Bosko Video 3802 East Cudahy Ave. Cudahy WI 53110-1234 ======================================================= REVIEWS ÑÑÑ- Ratings Panelists: AL: Art LaMarche PS: Patrick Stout AW: Anatole Wilson RG: ReneÕ Gobeyn JG: Jose R. Galan SA: Shawn Aeria JS: Jeff Sykes VC: Victor Chan KM: Ken McKee WN: William J Nixon As always, the first panelist rating is that of the reviewer. THE ÒTRIANGLEÓ TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- 5. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #41, ÒBlood TiesÓ Writer: Louise Simonson Layouts: Jon Bogdanove Finished Art: Klaus Janson $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: AW: 3 Shields AL: 3.5 Shields JS: 4 Shields - An intriguing story, especially in the adoption subplot, and very nice artwork from the Bog/Janson team. Apologies may be in order to Mr. Bogdanove Ñ see my editorial. KM: 3.5 Shields - The only redeeming thing about this issue is the wonderful continuing story about Perry and his wife adopting a black boy. PS: 3 Shields - Good setup for LockÕs role in however the Babe story plays out, and a great dialogue between Franklin and Perry on Òtransracial adoptionÓ (page 12) Ñ but WHAT was with the look on LoisÕ face on page 2? WN: 4 Shields - I like the way this title deftly interweaves the social issues of KeithÕs adoption into the storyline. The Bog/Janson art was strong. Maybe itÕs time for a New YearÕs resolution. Maybe I should resolve to finally accept that MAN OF STEEL is a placeholder comicÑa place where new plotlines start but never advance; a place where weÕre expected to take a rest from unfolding story arcs and re-focus on events happening *around* Superman; a place where the supporting characters dominate the comic and we paradoxically see little of the Man of Steel This issue of MAN OF STEEL is basically a set-up issue for future story lines. [Uncharacteristically, this story seems to be primarily centered in MAN OF STEEL and will conclude, at least temporarily, in issue #42. As you will see below, the other titles had little to do with this story. Ñ Jeff] We meet Lock, who is linked to a dimension he canÕt control, Babe goes on a rampage and finally kills someone, and Perry debates the issue of transracial adoption. Lock suspects that Babe is the key to controlling the swirling void. WhereÕs the Steel? HeÕs an observer as Clark Kent, and then helps clear a multi-vehicle pile-up and gets slapped around by Babe for a panel at the end of the story. ThereÕs not much to say about Babe and Lock. I canÕt say I see much promise in the their interwoven storyline. Vampires and out-of-control dimensional vortexes are standard comic fare, and it wasnÕt worth a whole comic just to set up a future storyline. [A prime example of a story which would have been told in a single issue just a few years ago. Ñ Jeff] I can only hope when they finally draw us through a four-issue story arc to deal with the Babe/Lock crisis, the ending isnÕt as clicheÕd as I expect it to be. I do like the nod towards Nosferatu (the figure that emerges from Babe whenever the vampire urges take over). [For more about Babe and her vampirism, see SUPERMAN #70 and MAN OF STEEL #14 Ñ ART] In the spirit of my new resolution, I wonÕt comment further on the cameo appearance by Superman in his own comic. Instead, IÕll focus on the highlight of the story, the Perry White/Franklin Stern debate on transracial adoption. Once again, MOS takes a lead in at least touching on controversial subjects. I hope itÕs a trend that continues. If MOS is going to become the sounding board for societal issues, however, IÕd like to see them carried farther, as with the death of KeithÕs mother. ThereÕs an opportunity for some good, meaningful writing and future discussions here. If MOS would do more than just take a short swipe at societal issues, IÕd feel I was getting my moneyÕs worth, even if Kal-El wasnÕt always in the limelight. As for the art, Klaus JansonÕs finishing adds a lot to BogdanoveÕs dynamic layouts. The artwork looked more finished than it has in a long time. Janson is a consistently strong talent. It would be nice if he stayed around for a while, though I doubt thatÕs in the cards. Anatole ======================================================= 6. SUPERMAN #97, ÒShadowsÓ Story and Pencil Art: Dan Jurgens Ink Art: Brett Breeding $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: JG: 1 Shield AL: 4 Shields - Amazing Artwork. Superman helps to deliver a child on this holy day, and interesting parallels between the Hero and the Antagonist. AW: 3 Shields - Average story, nice art. KM: 4 Shields - Great cover and superb artwork PS: 4 Shields - Superman delivers a babyÑwhat a wonderful scene! This issue delivers primarily a good Christmas story, but also intros the Shadow Dragon and sets up the thieves tale in AOSÑwith three short panels of Lock to keep the Babe story alive. WN: 4 Shields - Heartwarming tale for Christmas Eve with good art from Jurgens/Breeding. A big storm over Metropolis: wind and snow, and Superman is the best help you can dream of for clearing the roads. A new emergency takes him to the 53rd floor of a building, where a woman is about to give birth and the elevators are out. Superman arrives too late to take her to the hospital, but in time to help her give birth. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure enters S.T.A.R. Labs, cheating all security equipment. An alarm sets off, and Superman goes to S.T.A.R. Labs just in time to find the mysterious figure has gotten the Superman files from the central computer. The mysterious figure happens to be Savitor Bandu, a powerful man from the Far East, son of the King of Bhutran, the person whom Clark Kent is going to interview in a few minutes. It is just before ChristmasÕ eve. And in the Ace of Clubs, a bunch of costumed men are waiting to hit Metropolis tonight. This chapter in the life of Superman is one of those to be forgotten. Indeed, it is a meaningless one. OK, Superman helps a woman to give birth, and this shouldnÕt be meaningless, but it is, because good things are not usually in the story youÕre telling, but in the story-telling, and what a poor result we got this time. The Superman saga lately is a bit out-of-focus. ItÕs loosing itself, from Òdeath of anything sagaÓ to Òdeath of anything else sagaÓ, just looking to shock the audience. But in the day by day work it is a failure. Great books are based on characterization and storytelling, and nothing like that this time. We need a miracle, or Mr. PAD [Peter David, of Aquaman, Spider-Man 2099, and Hulk fame. Ñ Jeff] around here. And no good art anymore. After Jackson GuiceÕs fall, Jurgens is, as well, getting worse. Can anyone stop this super-virus? Jose R. Galan ======================================================= 7. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #520, ÒChristmas ThievesÓ Writer: Karl Kesel Artists: Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: PS: 4 Shields AL: 3.5 Shields - Nice art, fun story. AW: 1 Shield - Throwaway Christmas story with stupid villains and weak art. Bah Humbug! JS: 3 Shields - A decent story, but MarzanÕs inks hurt ImmonenÕs pencils. For a better example of Stuart ImmonenÕs art, check out Showcase Ô95 #1 and #2. KM: 3.5 Shields - Loved the babe in white, but the vampire story has to go! WN: 3.5 Shields - Nice balance to the Superman #97 tale with support from Dan and Maggie. Superman flies above Metropolis at top speed, searching for a last-minute Christmas gift for LoisÑa limited edition ÒDate with DebbiÓ doll reissue. But the alarm inside the Jurgens Department Store is triggered by two super- powered thieves attempting to crack the safe. ÒAt this precise moment, one hundred thieves are robbing various establishments across Metropolis,Ó the leader gloats. Superman suddenly appears inside the room, using his heat vision to foil the attempted getaway. As the clock tolls midnight, Superman heads off to round up the other 98 thieves. Three of them looting a jewelry store are quickly snatched away by the Man of Steel, as he asks the store owner to alert the SCU to back him up in the dragnet. Two penthouse burglars are overlooked by Superman, but they meet up with Babe. Her move for the jugular is interrupted by a Metropolis police cruiser, and the vampiric rock star disappears into the night as the crooks are taken into custody. Three bandits looting the gold reserve are relieved of their loot by Captain Boomerang, who later tries to tell Superman that he was trying to return the loot. ÒTell it to the judge,Ó says Supes, dropping the digger into a trash can near a waiting police patrol. The Royal Flush Gang is attempting to make a comeback in Metropolis but is thwarted in an epic battle with Superman and the SCU. Superman tells Maggie Sawyer that 60 of the 100 thieves have been rounded up. He requests that all squad cars form a perimeter and tighten the circle around the remaining thieves as he continues fly above them. Spooked by the police sirens and flashing lightsÑand by the sight of Superman flying above the areaÑall the remaining thieves run from their various locations into a large warehouse. As they see each other there, one bad guy blurts out, ÒWe was herded here. This was a trap!Ó ÒStill is!Ó says Superman, literally wrapping them all up in a large net, which he ties off with a Christmas bow. He uses his super-vision to see if any of the crooks in the area have been overlooked, and finds just two Ñ holding the manager at the J.L.E. Schwartz toy store. After theyÕve been captured, the store manager tells Superman that they were after the rare Debbi doll. From the caped crusaderÕs surprised gasp, the man knows he wants it. ÒWho doesnÕt want a Debbi doll this year!Ó he exclaims as he presses it to SupermanÕs chest. Lois wakes on Christmas morning. The Debbi doll and a single rose are on her pillow. Clark is in the kitchen making breakfast. They exchange a Christmas kiss. I really liked ALL the Superman stories this month, this one and Superman #97 in particular. Why? Because they told great storiesÑno padding, no forced crossovers, necessary story continuations kept brief in relation to the main plot. This is an everyhero story plot: ______ (fill in the blank) must capture 100 thieves who invade the city on Christmas Eve. But then you fill in SupermanÕs name and let him get the job done in his own special way, and you get some choice moments and some memorable dialogue. KeselÕs story is supported by some nice Immonen and Marzan artwork. The splash page is particularly strikingÑa night scene with Superman front-lit by the lights of the city on Christmas Eve. The outdoor panels in the snow are all well done, and SupermanÕs net capture of the crooks in the warehouse looks just hilarious. ÒDead AgainÓ had my faith in the Superman books wavering, but this monthÕs stories were so good that IÕm happy about my hobby again. To close this review on a personal note, IÕd like to thank Art for assigning me this title as I have at least 420 of its 520 issues in my collection [I would like to thank Patrick for bringing his extensive experience to KC. Patrick and I are collaborating on an essay you can look forward to seeing in the upcoming months Ñ ART]. IÕve been having fun like this since 1957, and the February stories are as fun as itÕs been in a while. Patrick Stout ======================================================= 8. ACTION COMICS #707, ÒLike Fire from the DarkÓ Writer: David Michelinie Art: Jackson Guice & Denis Rodier $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: AL: 4 Shields AW: 2 Shields - Mediocre story, lackluster art. Shadow Dragon is a cliche. JS: 3 Shields - The story was okay Ñ Shadow Dragon will probably play a role in the upcoming Superman Òevent.Ó I wonder if this issue is a decoy Ñ remember that he was *hired* to steal the Superman data, but here he steals for a different purpose altogether. GuiceÕs art was inconsistent. PS: 4 Shields - The Shadow Dragon story kicks into high gear, but itÕs a good blend of action and characterization; the final page is absolutely sweet with Lois and Clark celebrating the New Year, and isnÕt that Mike CarlinÕs face on the TV screen at the stroke of midnight? WN: 2.5 Shields - The Slasher plot rumbles on and I hope this is solved soon. The Shadow Dragon scenes and his development looked interesting, though. December 31st, 2AM. Metropolis sleeps, but the Shadow Dragon is on the prowl. His target, a new circuit design by Science Concepts. When he arrives, other burglars are on the scene. The Shadow Dragon quickly dispatches them, but security alarms are triggered in the process. The Dragon flees, knowing he will try again, soon. Back at Price Tower, Savitar Bandu meets with his entourage and we find that he desires the circuit design to aid the development of his country of Bhutran. At the Planet building, Jimmy is preparing to go to the ÒNew YouÓ New Years Gala to take photographs of the multitude of celebrities that will be present. Lois is putting the finishing touches on a story on the morningÕs break-in at Science Concepts. In passing, she mentions the ninja that will be detailed in the story and Clark sees the similarity between this ninja and the villain who broke into STAR Labs last week. [See Superman 97 Ñ ART] As night falls, Clark says good-bye to Lois and hopes to be back for New Years, but he must go to Science Concepts where he hopes to apprehend Shadow Dragon. Elsewhere in Metropolis, Jimmy sees Babe at the gala, but she disappears before he is able to speak with her. Also at the gala is everyoneÕs favorite serial killer. He is hold up in the menÕs room waiting for the Senator to arrive, all the while complaining to himself about the pain within his head. The Senator arrives and the Slasher completes his task, calling the Senator a deceiver and claiming to work for ÒTruth,Ó and he escapes before the SenatorÕs security can arrive. Just as the Senator had the Slasher waiting for him, the Shadow Dragon has Superman waiting for him at Science Concepts, but the Dragon is better prepared to deal with Superman. Superman asks the thief to give himself up, but he refuses. Superman tries to apprehend the intruder, but he is too quick. After a deceptive explosion, the Shadow Dragon tries to hide from Superman in the glass ceiling, but Superman locates the ex-prince with his super-hearing and collapses the glass with a sonic concussion caused by a mighty clap of his hands. When the ninja falls to the floor he, performs a similar trick with his sword. He breaks open the floor and falls to the movie theater below Ñ currently showing ÒItÕs a Wonderful LifeÓ. Superman is then forced to save the innocents below from the falling rubble and then a small fire. The Dragon uses this to his advantage and makes his escape. Having saved the innocents, losing his target, and being ensured that nothing was stolen, Superman returns to Lois in time for New Years, and they greet it with champagne, laughs, and a kiss. The Shadow Dragon returns to Price Tower to rest, to recover from his battle with Superman, and to pass the stolen design to someone who can get it to Bhutran. I found this to be a very interesting story Ñ especially between the Shadow Dragon and Kal-El. The prince gave up his heritage to, apparently, help his people to a greater extent; Clark Kent gave up Smallville to help humanity. Where the similarity starts to break down is in the evolution we have seen in Clark Kent for the last few years. He is Clark first and Superman second, and these priorities are shown in this issue. While Shadow Dragon is preparing for battle with Superman, Clark Kent is having dinner with Lois and speaking to Ma and Pa. As the Shadow Dragon makes his escape, Superman returns to Lois. Then, the Dragon helps his people by delivering the disk. Clark Kent celebrates New Years with Lois. The writers have gone to great lengths to stress that Clark Kent is the real persona and Superman is the secret identity. This will make the apparent death of Clark Kent all the more devastating. Another interesting facet of the story was revealed in the Slasher subplot. The symptoms of his pain seem to me to be those of some sort of demonic possession. I am sure this will be developed into the full plot in the near future. I also found the word ÒtruthÓ interesting. I wonder if the next murder will have something to do with ÒjusticeÓ. I enjoyed the artwork of the story, and with the psychological parallels and the development of subplots, I was very satisfied with this issue. If you havenÕt read it, do! Arthur LaMarche ======================================================= OTHER SUPER-TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ SUPERBOY #12, ÒCompound TroublesÓ Writer: Karl Kesel Artist: Tom Grummett Inker: Doug Hazlewood $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: VC: 4 Shields AL: 4 Shields - Strong issue, as I have come to expect from this title. JS: 4.5 Shields - Great writing, especially in the characterizations Ñ which seems to be KeselÕs strongest point. (Looks like girl troubles ahead for the Kid!) And of course, Grummett & Hazlewood are as good as ever. Superboy is ÒapprehendedÓ by Mack Harlin, HawaiiÕs self-styled top truant officer. HeÕs faced with questions from the school board about his origins and level of education. To determine his placement, heÕll have to take a special exam, later. That evening, after a sumptuous dinner out, Rex and Roxie return to their apartment only to discover everything missing. Superboy is on hand and asks them to follow him to a new address. Meanwhile, Gamboli, RexÕs money-lender, has sent out Copperhead, an assassin, to dispatch Rex. He arrives innocuously in Honolulu and ultimately hitches a ride with Rex to the new address, a la Cape Fear. Rex arrives at the location just before Roxie can complete any overtures on Superboy. The Kid turns on the power from a nearby power box to light up ÒThe CompoundÓ. It seems that Superboy has sunk all of RexÕs money into this venture. The Compound, unfortunately, appears to be a dilapidated beach house. Rex is sunk. As Superboy takes Roxie for a tour, Rex is beset by Copperhead, who makes him a deal: Rex will be offered another chance to pay Gamboli back, and in exchange, Copperhead will kill Roxie instead. Some hot and heavy fighting ensues with Superboy going all out. In the meantime, Sam Makoa indicates to his boss, who just flew in from Washington, that he intends to take out the Silicon Dragons with military personnel. Her boss indicates a negative on that suggestion and tells him that they need a suicide squad: he must call ÒThe WallÓ. Back to light-hearted fun and adventure, I see. Karl KeselÕs back and so are Grummett & Hazlewood (the gangÕs all here). I, for one, am glad to see some more frivolity of SuperboyÕs personality. The expression on RexÕs face is great when he finds out that all his money (that was supposed to pay Gamboli) was used to purchase a rattrap of a ÒcompoundÓ. I wonder if Kesel has a thing with Avengers...When Superboy tested out Emil HamiltonÕs shades, there were a few Marvel-inferences and now ÒThe CompoundÓ seems to be a direct parody of one of MarvelÕs high-tech, squeaky-clean, mansion-like bases. :) Ah, well. ThatÕs what I like about KeselÕs writing. To what Grummett is to clean lines in his art, Kesel is to his script. I was happy to see KeselÕs sabbatical last only one issue, and as usual, thereÕs been some more development in our heroÕs situation in Hawaii to go along with the top-notch art. Victor ======================================================= End of Section 2 ======================================================= OTHER SUPER-TITLES (cont): ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- STEEL #12, ÒShowdownÓ (Maximum Orbit: Part 2 of 3) Story: Louise Simonson Pencils: Chris Batista Inks: Rich Faber $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: SA: 4 Shields - I am really starting to enjoy this story! AL: 3 Shields - Interesting. IÕve always liked Maxima JS: 3.5 Shields - Good characterizations in a well-written story. Batista & Faber form a great art team. SYNOPSIS: DeÕCine and BaÕad are leaving Earth orbit with their captives, Steel and Maxima. Maxima blames their capture on Steel, who should never have claimed to be Superman (See ÒThe Reign of the SupermenÓ storyline). Steel blames her lack of foresight. DeÕCine gives us a quick synopsis of the story so farÑhe intends to marry Maxima, while Steel will become a present for his mother, who is a collector of cyborgs. BaÕad adds a little dramatic tension by adding that he is the favorite cyborg of DeÕCineÕs mother and he does not appreciate rivals. DeÕCine demonstrates his bloodthirstiness by destroying a patrol vessel that questions the presence of DeÕCineÕs space yacht within their territory. We next switch to Earth where the Justice League [the Extreme Justice team, see Extreme Justice #0, #1 and the soon to be released #2. I think it is worth the price. Ñ Art] received an alarm when DeÕCine warped out of Earth orbit. They canÕt locate or contact Maxima, so they decide to get another ship ready. Back in DeÕCineÕs ship, Steel was gassed and removed from his armor in order to determine whether or not he is a proper gift for DeÕCineÕs mother. They become confused because Steel still registers as a cyborg when he is removed from his armor, and yet there are no physical connections between him and his armor. They revive him and question him. The gas acts as a truth serum and when Steel admits that he is not a cyborg, BaÕad suggests that they vivisect him in order to understand why he registers as a cyborg. Maxima saves Steel by suggesting that he might not be aware of being a cyborg. She asks Steel about how his armor has re-appeared when he was in danger. DeÕCine agrees that there may be a mind/machine interface that reacts to outside stimulus and threatens to kill Steel unless he can call his armor to him. Just as DeÕCine was about to tear his heart out, his mother, Queen TechÕTra arrives. She mentions that DeÕCineÕs marriage to Maxima is part of a plan to gain control over her home planet, Almerac. The marriage is to occur on her battleship. DeÕCine leaves to prepare for the ceremony. Steel tries thinking as ÒloudÓ as he can in order to get MaximaÕs attention. She canÕt free him from his bonds but does try to use her telekinesis to threaten BaÕad with one of his guns. Unfortunately DeÕCineÕs trap is too strong and she cannot steady the gun aloft. DeÕCine returns to take Maxima to his motherÕs ship and tells BaÕad to test Steel. If he is a cyborg, he will become a gift. If he is not, he is to be killed. Aboard Queen TechÕTraÕs ship the ceremony is about to begin. The audio from MaximaÕs Inhibitor Tube is turned off and she is told that video technicians will make it appear that her marriage was voluntary. Back on DeÕCineÕs ship, BaÕad is watching the events on the queenÕs ship. He is pleased to hear the Queen ask about him. He knows that his position as favorite is not secure, and wishes he was beside her to maintain his position. Steel is trying to ÒwishÓ his armor on, but cannot do it. BaÕadÕs screen shows the Queen claiming that after Almerac is conquered, she might want to conquer the Earth. Steel comes to realize that his armor returns to him when he is in mortal danger. He uses Òold WesternÓ slang insults to goad BaÕad into attacking him. The insults work on the intergalactic cowboy. BaÕad decides to tell DeÕCine that Steel wasnÕt a cyborg and shoots him. Just as the blast is going to hit, SteelÕs armor forms around him. BaÕadÕs guns are useless against Steel now, so he tries to shoot the ceiling to bring it crashing down onto him. Steel flies up and catches the ceiling before it hits him. He throws it at BaÕad, who simply flies out of the way. Steel pauses to look at the vid screen which displays the wedding ceremony between Maxima and DeÕCine. When he does, BaÕad takes advantage and brings the huge screen down on Steel, knocking him unconscious. ÑTo Be ContinuedÑ ;) ARTWORK: The art was very well done. The artists did a great job distinguishing people and machinery. This is especially appreciated in a sci-fi type of storyline dealing with cyborgs. Machinery was complex enough to look functional, while the people maintained a softer, slicker look. I was especially taken with the portrayal of Maxima. She was sexy without being Òtop heavyÓ. Many comic book artists today could take a lesson from this. My only criticism on Maxima was that her legs were a *little* too long to be proportionate. COMPLAINTS: Fashion-wiseÑBooster Gold was shown without his helmet. I dunno, maybe itÕs just me, but anyone who wears armor without covering the top of his head is asking for trouble. I guess the whole bare-headed costumes started getting popular when Cyclops (of the X-Men) did it. The trend followed and looks good on many characters. But in armor??? Sorry, I ainÕt buying into that one, force-field or not! . . .and yes, this issue confirmed itÑBaÕad is a space cowboyÑno doubt about it. Old West insults work against him and everything. Wow, America is the cultural center of the whole DC universe! Sorry, that one was unfair ;) . Shawn Aeria ======================================================= SHOWCASE Ô95 #1, ÒPerfect FormÓ Written by Charles Moore Pencils by Stuart Immonen Inks by Wade Von Grawbadger $2.50 US/$3.50 Can./L1.5 UK RATINGS: RG: Story - 3 Shields - good, but not really special. Art - 3 Shields - plain, with very little detail. AL: 2.5 Shields - average story for the Superman mythos Ñ Bonus! JS: 3 Shields - The Supergirl story isnÕt much to speak of, but Stuart ImmonenÕs art is beautiful. The Argus tale is written and drawn poorly, and the Alan Scott tale is fairly good. Great Grummett & Hazlewood cover! Supergirl is escorting Liz Perske (Lex LuthorÕs ex wife) as a secretary in Charlotte when laser beams erupt from underground. Supergirl investigates to find a group of scientists from Bonedagger Labs are responsible. She shuts down the laser and rescues the scientists from a cave-in. The scientists had been digging under the city looking for a new type of crystal. When their laser powered digger hit the crystals, the beam was reflected, causing the destruction. Meanwhile the crystalsÕ unique makeup has attracted an artificial life form that is inhabiting a Khundian mining ship. The entity needs the crystals to build itself a better body. It attacks using mining tools that it had modified, and Supergirl fights back. During the battle it decides that Supergirl would make an even better host than the one it was going to build. The second story, ÒDo the Clothes Make the Man?Ó stars Argus, one of the New Blood heroes from the Ô93 annuals. No Superman Family appearances. Story was OK, art was a little rough. The third and last story starred Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern. He is visiting the grave of Atom, Hourman, and Dr. Midnight, the three Justice Society heroes who died in the Zero Hour crossover. Alan is attacked by the animated corpses and accused of cowardice. Alan gave up his ring during Zero Hour #3, and seems powerless to stop them from killing him. During the battle, he somehow summons some of the Green Lantern energy that had powered his ring. He decides to start over again, rejecting the name Green Lantern, and takes the name Sentinel. Again, the story wasnÕt bad, it just wasnÕt as good as it could be. Overall the entire book was just average. If it wasnÕt for the Supergirl story, I probably would have skipped it. ReneÕ Gobeyn ___________________________________________________________ ************************************************************* MINISERIES AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS #4 (of 4), ÒRace the DevilÓ Written by Karl Kesel Pencils by Kieron Dwyer Inking by Mike Manley $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/.70p UK RATINGS: RG: Story - 5 Shields - a fine ending, or is it a good beginning? Art - 5 Shields - a fitting tribute to Kirby and his creations. AL: 4 Shields - good stuff. I hope we can see more of these types of miniseries from DC on the Superman mythos. JS: 4.5 Shields - A great finish to a fantastic story with solid art. Following closely on the action from last issue, we find Bobby Harper (GuardianÕs grand-niece), Flip (one of the Newsboy Legion clones) and Yango (last of the Wild-Ones) hot on the trail of the Wiz-wagon and the other kidnapped Newsboy Legion clones. The kidnapped clones are in the power of Female Furies and Boss Moxie, who are taking the Zoomway back to project Cadmus. Big Words has figured out a way to warn Cadmus that trouble is heading their way and the Guardian has scrambled the troops. Yango has taken a shortcut to get in front of the Wiz-Wagon, and Big Words has managed to ÒloseÓ most of the Furies by taking the wagon under water. Yango crashes into the Wiz-Wagon while still on the Zoomway, destroying both it and his cycle. After the crash, the Furies catch up with the Legion and Yango just as the Guardian and the Cadmus troops arrive. After a brief fight scene, Gilotina turns to the side of the Newsboys and stops the battle. The Furies boom-tube out and Boss Moxie falls into a chasm in the road. Bobby Harper is finally united with her Uncle, who has been appointed her legal guardian. The Legion, Bobby, et.al. have been moved to a building in Hobbs Bay, where Clark Kent offers them paper routes. This would be the end of the story, except the scene changes to the caverns under Project Cadmus, where Dabney Donovan, who is looking for living tissue to use as starter stock for more clones, finds a barely alive Boss Moxie. The End? I hope not. As IÕve said before, itÕs great to see these terrific old Kirby characters up and active again. While this issue marks the end of the limited series, I canÕt help but believe that there is another series in the works. Maybe itÕs just wishful thinking, but there is the making of another limited series or even an on-going series dealing with these and other Superman supporting characters. I hope that the series did well enough in sales to encourage DC in this direction. Kesel, Dwyer, and Manley deserve a standing ovation for this fine tribute to Jack Kirby. The feel of this series has been so Kirby-like that IÕve checked the credits each issue expecting to see his name as a contributor, not a tribute. Just seeing the Newsboys, The Female Furies, The Guardian, and Yango makes me remember how much FUN the DC/Kirby universe was. The art in the issue was full of tributes to Kirby and Simon with their names appearing on signs, trucks, etc. With the King gone now, itÕs good to know that his creations are in such good hands. ReneÕ Gobeyn ======================================================= METROPOLIS S.C.U. #3 (of 4), ÒArk EnemyÓ Written by Cindy Goff Pencils by Pete Krause Inks by Jose Marzan Jr. $1.50 US/$2.10 Can./70p UK RATINGS: RG: Story - 5 Shields - what else can I say, buy this one! Art Rating - 4.5 Shields - could use more background detail. AL: 4 Shields - Strong story, good art. I said it before, but I will say it again Ñ Bonus! JS: 2.5 Shields - This issue was a bit better than the first two, but still not what I was expecting from this series. It seems to have little focus on the SCU as a whole. Instead, it focuses almost exclusively on Maggie Sawyer. I really donÕt care for the art Ñ but this issue seemed a bit cleaner than the first two. After a brief look at Maggie SawyerÕs home life, she is paged to return to SCU headquarters, where she finds that Terra-man has turned himself in. He claims that he is not responsible for the fires that have been plaguing the world of late, but he thinks he knows who is. For some reason, Maggie, Superman, and the other SCU cops donÕt believe him. Later, Terra-man stages a breakout from the jail. After being stopped by Superman, he finally decides to tell them about Dr. Noah Webster, the man he feels, and we know, is responsible for the fires. It appears that Webster is not just a noted biologist, he is also the father of satellite technology. Terra-man goes on to tell them why Webster is setting the fires and how he plans to kill off every breathing animal on earth. Russ Tenclouds, one of the SCU and an American Indian, deciphers a rather cryptic message to tell them where Webster and his Arc are most likely located. Superman races into space to stop the satellites that are causing the fires. While this is happening, Maggie is attending the Metropolis PolicemanÕs ball with her ex-husband James. James has just begun his speech when MaggieÕs pager goes off, calling her to the airport where the SCU is boarding a flight to Arizona, where the Tucson Police have located Dr. WebsterÕs Biosphere. This book continues with the excellent treatment of Maggie Sawyer and the SCU. Superman has more of a presence here than in last issue, but it is not overdone. He doesnÕt become the focus. Instead, most of his appearances are handled from some other characterÕs point of view. It is, in my opinion anyway, the best handling of the Superman supporting cast that DC has done. What we have here is an exceptional story dealing with the police procedures in a superhero world. It deals with the cops that will be needed to deal with the villains when the costumed heroes arenÕt around. It makes painful sense that procedures would be slightly different in a world of costume- wearing vigilantes. Most police procedure stories act like there are no differences between their world and ours. This series does an excellent job of pointing out what these differences are, but does it in a way that feels natural. This mini-series has my highest possible recommendation. It is exactly the kind of story DC should be producing. If you are a Superman fan and have been missing the interaction with the supporting cast, this series is what youÕve been waiting for. IÕm hoping that if this series does well, DC will be encouraged to do more of them. ReneÕ Gobeyn ======================================================= XENOBROOD #4, ÒCreatures of CrystalÓ Written by: Doug Moench Pencils by: Chris Hunter Inks by: John Lone $1.50 US/$2.10 Can./70p UK RATINGS: RG: Story - 4 Shields - well done plot, has a lot of promise. Art - 3.5 Shields - still a little rough, improving. JS: 4 Shields - This book features consistently good writing and decent art. The entire miniseries has been thoroughly enjoyable, and I highly recommend it. It appears that the crystals stolen last issue have gone bad. The creatures grown from them do not have the same powers or human looks of the Xenobrood. Superman and the Ôbrood are attacked, first by Iraqi soldiers and then by the beings that were grown from the stolen crystals. Superman works on holding off the soldiers while the brood take on the crystalline creatures. After a too-long fight scene, Superman defeats the villains who are controlling the creatures, and they destroy themselves and the creatures rather than risk capture and questioning. Working together, Superman and the Ôbrood seal the cavern where the crystals were found last issue. Superman leaves the Ôbrood with the hope that they will eventually find a place in the world for themselves. So far, IÕve really been enjoying the story in this series. The Ôbrood are really being shown as being innocents in our world, and I can see some very humorous story lines that could develop. If it goes the route of character- driven stories, with a lot of interaction and humor, it could very easily become one of my favorite DC titles. If it goes the route of the Big-Fight, IÕll drop it fast. If you are a real Superman completist, you will probably enjoy this one. On the other hand, I suspect that it wonÕt impact SupermanÕs continuity much, so it can probably be skipped. ReneÕ Gobeyn ======================================================= SUPER-CROSSWORD #3 ANSWERS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ |C|I|R|C|E| |K|E|N|T|O| | |H| |I|M|A|G|I|N|A|R|Y| | |I|M|P| |R|E|D|S|U|N| |B| |E| | | |T|A|D| |G| |K|A| |F|L|A|S|H|R|E|D|H|E|A|T| |P|A| |I| | |R|A|T|I|N|G| |A|N|O|G|R|E| |T| | |D|I| |R|E|I|N| |B|E|E| |Z|O|R| |K| |L|A|T|E| | |G|I|R|L| |E|V|I|L| |N| |C|O|P| | | |R|A|E| |E| | | |A| |O| | | |M|R|M|X|Y|Z|P|T|L|K| | SUPER-CROSSWORD #4 ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ By Jon Knutson (jonknutson@aol.com) For best results, print this out in a monospaced typeface. 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ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Reviewed by Jeffery D. Sykes (sykes@ms.uky.edu) This month, I begin reviewing the 1992 Superman epic, ÒPanic in the Sky!Ó In addition to giving us the return of Brainiac and the reintroduction of Supergirl, this story showed us the kind of quality material that the Superman staff is capable of. Bringing us this two-month-long tale were perhaps the greatest collective of creative talent on the Superman family since the days following John ByrneÕs revamp. More importantly, ÒPanic in the Sky!Ó showed us that not every DC book is needed to tell a multi-hero story. It also showed us that action-packed, multi-part dramas can mean more than a mindless, poorly-written slugfest! ÒPanic in the Sky!Ó spanned eight issues (when including the Prologue and Epilogue issues), but I donÕt want to stretch this review over eight months. Instead, I plan to review two episodes each month, thereby concluding the story in the April issue. I hope you all enjoy remembering! PROLOGUE ÑÑÑÑ ACTION COMICS #674, ÒThe Past is PrologueÓ February 1992 Written by Roger Stern Art by Bob McLeod & Denis Rodier Cover art by Dan Jurgens & Bob McLeod Cover Price: $1.00 US/$1.25 CAN/60p UK Overstreet Price: $1.00 US Kletus-4. All is normal at the local bar until a man with a familiar visage enters and attempts to protect the ÒhonorÓ of a barmaid. A fight ensues, and the manÕs outer garments are burned away to reveal the strange colors of a famous costume. A newcomer, recognizing the costume as that of Superman, leads the seeming Man of Steel from the bar at the conclusion of the altercation. Later, the tale of this altercation is related to the noted space-warrior Draaga, who thrills at the thought of completing the Death-Rite. As he leaves to seek out Superman, he is joined by Maxima, yet another powerful foe of Kal-El with a score to settle. Suicide Slum. Jimmy Olsen, who had been laid off by the Daily Planet in the midst of widespread cutbacks, works shoveling the snow in front of BibboÕs tavern, the Ace of Clubs. As he works, the postman delivers a package of photos that Jimmy had taken of a recent Superman battle. Overjoyed with the prospect of working again as a photographer, Jimmy begins to celebrate in the streets, attracting the attention of Superman, returning from a minor encounter with some fugitive Intergangsters. Deep Space. The newcomer who pulled ÒSupermanÓ from the bar is, in fact, Cellkeeper, the alien who helped Superman in his previous encounter with Mongul and Warworld. ÒSupermanÓ tries to explain that he is not who he appears to be, but before he can convince his new friend, an Almeracian ship arises from behind the asteroid and deposits a landing capsule on its surface. From the capsule emerges Draaga, who wastes no time in reinitiating the Death-Rite. As the fight progresses, ÒSupermanÓ gives up on trying to explain who he really is and simply disappears, much to the shock of Draaga and Maxima, who watches from her ship. When Draaga threatens Cellkeeper, his foe reappears and attacks with what Maxima reports to some unknown leader as a psychokinetic force beam. Meanwhile, Draaga catches his foe with a thrown boulder, but when he goes in for the kill, he finds that the foe has changed her appearance Ñ it is Supergirl! As he doubts his sanity, Warworld appears in front of him. Warworld. Suddenly, Draaga and Supergirl find themselves in the battle arena in front of the mysterious figure who has assumed control of Warworld. This hooded figure proceeds to demand DraagaÕs pledge of fealty, but Draaga will concede. Matrix/Supergirl, apparently revived by the hooded one, leaps to the attack and quickly dispatches Draaga. As Maxima appears beside the mysterious figure, he takes the moment to remind her that it was he who had conquered Almerac and that her service is what keeps her from suffering the fate of her people. Reasserting his control over Supergirl, he convinces her that Superman is her greatest enemy and that he, Brainiac, is her lord and master! As usual, Roger Stern writes a compelling story, even though the issue contains quite a bit of battle. Given the battle stories we have seen recently, this would seem to be no small task. In addition, we see major storylines continuing underneath the main story Ñ Jimmy OlsenÕs unemployment, the aftermath of the fall of Intergang, and Hellgrammite planning his attempt on Lex Luthor IIÕs life. There is effective recap of past events and how they relate to the current tale, but it done so that the reader never feels as if he is being talked down to. In addition to the beautiful Jurgens & McLeod cover, the book features the wonderful art of Bob McLeod and Denis Rodier. The artwork is very clean, and many details are present. And hereÕs one of the reasons that todayÕs stories seem to take longer: the book contained only one splash page! Though this meant smaller panels, there was little or no loss of detail, and there was much more story than current issues. I canÕt imagine this much being fit into one issue of todayÕs Superman titles. An excellent reintroduction to Supergirl and a fantastic kick-off to ÒPanic in the Sky!Ó For the beautiful art and wonderful storytelling, I rate this comic a total of 4.5 Shields! ======================================================= FIRST STRIKE ÑÑÑÑÑÑ SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #9, ÒPower BreakfastÓ March 1992 Written by Louise Simonson Art by Jon Bogdanove & Dennis Janke Cover Price: $1.00 US/$1.25 CAN/60p UK Overstreet Price: $1.00 US Clark and Lois are enjoying an early morning breakfast when Superman is jarred by a powerful mental warning from Dubbilex of immense danger to the city. The two run out into the street, where Clark quickly changes into his Òwork clothes,Ó and Lois borrows a camera from the broken window of a camera shop. Racing to the skies above Metropolis, Superman discovers BrainiacÕs headship pummeling the city with some type of ray. As he approaches, the ship swings around and blasts the Man of Steel, flinging him into the side of a nearby building. Meanwhile, at the HobbÕs Bay Grille, Emil HamiltonÕs breakfast with Mildred is also interrupted by the blasts. Recognizing the head ship from SupermanÕs description, he realizes that he may be needed. As he runs toward his lab, he comes across Jimmy and Bibbo. Jimmy convinces Bibbo to help Professor Hamilton to his lab, and then he hurries off to check on his mother. The skies of Metropolis are filled with deadly energy beams, as the headship continues to pummel Superman with its death rays, and as Superman retaliates against its constricting tentacles with his own heat vision. Eventually, the Man of Steel breaks free, and uses one of the tentacles to break into the ship. Once inside, he is blindsided by defense robots as the ship floats towards the fairgrounds. In a tower-top restaurant at the fairgrounds, Perry is meeting with the owners of the Daily Planet to negotiate his new contract. An errant blast from the headship plows through the side of the restaurant, sending the diners into a frenzy. PerryÕs calm demeanor and leadership during the danger greatly impresses the brass. Inside the ship, Superman shrugs off the robots, accidentally blowing the stabilizers. As the ship tilts to one side, the energy beams slice down into the Coates ChildrenÕs Center. Myra begins evacuation, but she is caught under a falling door with two of the children. Suddenly, Gangbuster leaps from nowhere and pulls them to safety. In LexCorpÕs tower, Lex Luthor II, Collin Thornton (managing editor of Newstime), and Mayor Berkowitz are meeting to discuss how to handle cleanup of the damage caused by the ship. When the Newstime building takes a direct hit, Thornton leaves. As he strides absent-mindedly past the SCU (furiously at work rescuing people from the crumbling buildings), he and Jimmy plow head first into each other. Jimmy loses his grip on his photos (see the Prologue), but Thornton saves them from the sewer. Taking a look at them, he recognizes JimmyÕs talent and offers him a chance at a job. Inside the ship, Superman has finally defeated the robots and made his way onto the bridge. But he is greeted by a devastating psychic attack from Brainiac. Crippled by the attack, Superman seems to be defeated until he is contacted by Dubbilex and Bibbo (through HamiltonÕs devices). Their pleading invigorates the Man of Steel, and he rises to finish off the ship. He grabs the crippled ship and flings it into the bay. But before he has time to do anything else, he receives yet another psychic assault, wherein Brainiac gloatingly informs Superman of his plan to invade Earth with Warworld. The attack having caused him to fall into the bay, after Superman recovers, he crawls up onto the dock to find Lois has followed him there. He tells her BrainiacÕs plans and decides that he is going to need help! This is an example of some of Louise SimonsonÕs best writing. The pacing of the story is frantic. Each page seems to shift to another place in Metropolis, as she focuses on yet another aspect of the attackÕs effects. And we see yet again how the supporting cast takes a hefty piece of the spotlight. The art is also very well done. Jon BogdanoveÕs drawings are very dynamic. There are fewer panels than in the previous episode of this story, but the larger art suits BogÕs style to a tee. (Note that this was BogÕs Òpre-ReignÓ style.) Everything about this issue shows that Simonson, Bog, & Janke are capable of some incredible work! This issue rates a fantastic 4.5 Shields as well! See you next month, as the panic escalates! Jeff ======================================================= LEGACIES: Reviews of the pre-Crisis Man of Steel ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ ACTION COMICS #455, ÒJunkmanÑthe Recycled Superstar!Ó January, 1976 Story by Elliot S! Maggin Art by Curt Swan and Tex Blaisdell $.25 Rating: 4 Shields. Cheesy story, but great cast of characters. The really great points about this comic are that it features Atom, Green Arrow, a jealous Clark Kent, the Fortress of Solitude, and the bottled city of Kandor. I really miss Kandor and would love to see it brought back into existence. The story opens up with a comedian named Morty Rivers thinking up a new idea for his next movie. He passes the idea on to his publicity agent from Star City, Oliver Queen. Rivers wants Queen to contact a reporter in order to publicize the event. Queen tells Rivers he will get in touch with Clark Kent. At the same time, Superman is at the Fortress of Solitude helping Atom prepare for his journey into Kandor. ÒWant me to shoot you into Kandor with my micro- wave tunnel...?Ó asks Superman. Atom declines the offer and jumps into the bottled city. Suddenly Superman gets a distress call for Clark Kent and rushes 3,000 miles back to his Metropolis office to answer it. He is perturbed to find out it is Ollie Queen and reluctantly agrees to interview Morty Rivers. Cut to Kandor where Atom, otherwise known as Dr. Palmer, is about to do a little research on size-control with the cityÕs scientists. At the same time we see Rivers creating some sort of mechanical robot which he hopes to use in his next movie (Does the film _Short Circuit_ come to mind at this point?). Enter Clark and Oliver Queen. Amazingly, the Kandorian scientists, along with Atom, are able to see what is going on between the three men and the robot. Unfortunately there are a few bugs that still need to be worked out with the unique Kandorian viewer. It cannot be operated where electrical equipment is being used. Unfortunately the room that Clark, Queen, and Rivers are occupying is full of TV monitors and a camera which Clark will use to interview Rivers about his robot. At the same instant that the Kandorian scientists turn off their viewer, Clark turns on his camera. This results in a surge of electrical energy exploding all the monitors and sending sharp pieces of glass throughout the room. Clark distracts Rivers long enough to change into Superman and to allow Queen to change into Green Arrow. After Rivers is safely removed, Superman tries to use the robot to safely discharge all the electricity from the monitors. To make a long story short the robot comes alive and has the same incredible strength as Superman. The Kandorian scientists become aware of the situation because Kryptonian energy was released on earth during the explosion; they warn Superman that the robot will be attracted to anything of Kryptonian origin. If it doesnÕt get to Kandor first, it will attack Superman. There is a brief battle scene between the robot and Superman, and they eventually end up at the Fortress of Solitude. Green Arrow is also there to help out the Man of Steel. The robot locates Kandor and picks up the bottle. Just as he is about to drop it, Green Arrow shoots an arrow and hits SupermanÕs micro- wave machine. The robot is standing directly in front of it, shrinks down to size and falls into the bottled city. According to Atom, the robot lost his strength in KandorÕs Kryptonian environment, and the story ends on a happy note. Like I said, the story isnÕt all that great, But it was nice to have an issue with Kandor in it. There was an interesting scene where Clark is seen getting jealous over an encounter between Lois and Oliver Queen. Ken McKee stdkrm01@shsu.edu ======================================================= THE SUPER-KIDS OF SUPERMAN! by Jon Knutson (jonknutson@aol.com) Part 5 (of 5) In WF 238 (Jun 76) we are treated to ÒThe Angel With A Dirty Name.Ó In costume, the Super-Sons encounter a girl being attacked by two men in strange clown-like costumes. The two men give up, find that the girl is Dora Redson, who had hired the two men as entertainers, but when her van broke down, they quit and demanded their money. Superman Jr. fixes the van, and he volunteers the super-sons to take the place of the hitchhikers. The show is to be held in Kingman Maximum Security Prison. After their performance, theyÕre supposed to meet Dora at the WardenÕs office, but discover sheÕs gone, as well as their most dangerous prisoner Ñ Lex Luthor. Since the warden wants them held as accomplices, they decide to escape. They find DoraÕs truck next to a space ship, and overhearing Dora and Luthor, they discover that Dora is really Ardora, LexÕs daughter from the planet Lexor. The two enter the rocket and leave for Lexor. The Super- Sons managed to sneak onto the ship before they left.. Lex is needed there to cure a plague that turns its natives into monsterous giants, their bodies grotesquely bloated. Only Luthor can cure them, but it turns out Luthor created the menace himself as a safeguard that if he was imprisoned again, they would have to rescue him. Arriving on Lexor, Luthor finds that his wife has been infected with the virus, too. Meanwhile, the Super-Sons leave the ship, but are soon spotted and captured (Lexor has a red sun, so Superman, Jr. has no powers). They are imprisoned in a force field. Ardora tells them theyÕll stay trapped until Luthor returns to decide their fate. Superman Jr. tries to use psychology on Ardora to get her to release them without success. Meanwhile, Luthor canÕt make the antidote to the virus without an element from the venom of the terror lizard, which lives in the lost zone, from which no one returns. Ardora points out that Superman Jr. could get it, if Luthor can filter out the red sun effects. The super-sons agree to help, and Luthor bathes Supes Jr. in a yellow solex light. Proceeding into the lost zone, the two heroes face several threats, but when they find a terror lizard, Superman Jr. starts to exhibit the effects of the virus. The lizard attacks and bites Superman Jr., which cures him. Returning to the city, Luthor extracts a pint of Superman Jr.Õs blood to create the antidote. Luthor is forced by his daughter to return to earth with the super-sons. The last Super-Sons story IÕve been able to track down is in WF 242, Dec 76. In ÒTown of the Timeless Killers,Ó Clark Jr. and Bruce Jr. are traveling the American west in an ATV. They get into an accident, and Clark Jr. finds heÕs somehow lost his powers. The two of them walk to a nearby ghost town, Dry Gulch, where they meet a man who calls himself Kid Bowie, who attacks them. Clark and Bruce escape, but encounter another man, Jack Slade, who challenges them to a quick-draw match. No sooner are they away from Slade when they are shot at by ÒLeverÓ Monroe. The super-sons hide in an abandoned water tower. Later, as Clark Jr. sleeps, Bruce Jr. searches the town, finding an invisible wall surrounding the town. Bruce comes back and tells Clark that the killers theyÕve faced are 100 years old or older. The force field around the town kept everyone young, but the killers wiped out the townspeople. The two decide they have to fight the killers. Suddenly, they hear a cry for help, and spot a girl being pursued by the killers. The next morning, Batman, Jr. challenges Kid Bowie to a knife fight, but although Bowie hits, him, the knife doesnÕt penetrate due to a minerÕs blasting vest underneath Batman Jr.Õs costume. Batman Jr. dispatches Bowie with a judo throw. Later, Superman Jr. is ready to draw against Jack Slade. Slade gets his guns out and shoots faster, but discovers that the Superman, Jr. he was facing was a reflected image. Superman, Jr. shoots Slade (with wax bullets). Then, the super-sons go after Lever Monroe. Since Monroe has them pinned down, Batman Jr. challenges Monroe to shoot out all the spades of a deck of cards heÕs holding. Monroe succeeds, and as he shouts about his victory, Batman Jr. sneaks up behind him and clobbers him. However, the girl is now missing, and when they search for her, they find sheÕs Belle Dubois, the Bullwhip Queen. Somehow, while fighting her, Superman, Jr. gets his powers back long enough to knock her out. They discover that he has his powers while standing on a particular grave, which had dirt in it from back east. ItÕs only the soil from the town that strips Superman, Jr.Õs powers from him. The super-sons take their prisoners out of the town through the same opening they found when they arrived, but the prisoners turn to aged skeletons outside of the field. I know there were at least a few other super-sons stories IÕm missing from my collection, including the final story that reveals that the entire Super-Sons Saga was a computer simulation (similar to those in several other stories of the past, such as one that shows what Kal-ElÕs life would have been like if Krypton hadnÕt exploded). If anyone has this or any other super-sons issues of WorldÕs Finest and is willing to part with them, please e-mail me at jonknutson@aol.com, and IÕll do a follow-up to this posting. Overall, my personal preferences are for the two earlier sons of Superman and Batman over the 70Õs stories, which were marred by weak characterization, some of the worst ÒhipÓ dialogue since the late 60Õs/early 70Õs ÒTeen TitansÓ stories, and the overall lack of direction (in some stories, they seem to be doing the GL/GA ÒDiscover AmericaÓ bit, but in others, they arenÕt. Perhaps with todayÕs Superman and Batman actually progressing in their lives (weÕve been promised the Clark-Lois wedding in the next year, and Bruce Wayne seems interested in retiring as Batman anyway), perhaps eventually weÕll see a super-sons story for real in the early part of the next century! WeÕll just have to wait and see... Jon Knutson jonknutson@aol.com ======================================================= End of Section 4 ======================================================= LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ UP, UP, AND COMING: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Guess whoÕs back! ThatÕs right, Lex Luthor will be returning in February for the sweeps period. And heÕs none too happy with Lois Clark. Hey, whatÕs with the new (lack-of-) hairdo? According to Hero (IÕve not seen any numbers here, but I donÕt doubt the statement), L&C has a strong second- place showing so far for this season. (Die Fish, Die! :) Coming episodes include the return of Farrah Forke as Mayson Drake in ÒThe Eyes Have ItÓ (Jan. 22), John Shea and Denise Crosby as Lex Luthor and Gretchen Kelly in ÒThe PhoenixÓ (Feb. 5), Raquel Welch as an ambitious reporter in ÒTop CopyÓ (Feb. 19), and Bronson Pinchot as the Prankster in ÒReturn of the PranksterÓ (Feb. 26). FebruaryÕs episodes also begin a heating-up in the romance between Lois & Clark. (You should definitely check out ZoomwayÕs article below!) Jeff ======================================================= SWAPPING THE WITCH FOR THE DEVIL UNDER THE PALE MOONLIGHTING MYTH ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- By Zoomway Now that Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman has reached the midpoint of its second season, it is possible to assess where it has been and where it is heading. Where it has been is stagnation; villains of the week who are there and gone so rapidly we can put no real emotional investment in them. Diluting of the main characters, i.e. Perry White no longer seems enamored of Elvis Presley, Clark Kent no longer brings up obscure references to his renowned world travels, Lois has become less intense and more neurotic, and the writerÕs are still trying to find out what Jimmy Olsen does for a living. Most important to the fans, the Lois and Clark relationship has only recently begun to advance. The scripts largely have been unsatisfying. The new stable of producers has tried to take a character-driven show and turn it into a plot-driven one. This, perhaps, has been their most grave error. Last year, it seemed, the writers and producers were driven by a situational premise style of writing wherein they asked themselves what they wanted the characters to experience, and then wrote a plot to accommodate that desire. For example, they may have decided they wanted Lois and Clark in a situation of forced intimacy (the couple placed in close quarters for an extended period having only each other to interact with). Their solution?ÑHoneymoon in Metropolis, one of the more popular episodes from first season. The plot of the episode about a crooked senator and a sabotaged weapon test was of no real importance to the fans and was quite forgettable, but the interaction between Lois and Clark in that episode is still talked about by fans even well into this season. This season has reversed priorities. The plot, Lois and ClarkÕs weakest point, has become the showcase, which only serves to highlight the poverty in the plotting. The characterization has been twisted to fit the plot, which sometimes causes more of a caricature than character development. This emphasis of plot over character coupled with extremely poor attention to continuity from episode to episode, and more importantly, from first season to the present, has caused a Ôdumbing downÕ and ÔkidificationÕ of the show. So, whither Lois and Clark? Well, after a bloodcurdling howl of protest rose up from the fans in the direction of the executive offices of Warner Brothers lamenting the fact that Lois and ClarkÕs romantic relationship had become non- existent, and that ninety percent of the reason they tuned in was to see the advancement of said romance, a strange thing happened. The producers seemed to notice, and are now willing to give the notion a shot. Lois and Clark, if their romance is handled correctly, may become the first television show in history to successfully swap the witch for the devil, the witch being the tired old plot device of Ôsexual tensionÕ (keeping a couple apart through a variety of contrivances to keep the audience guessing will they or wonÕt they). The devil is a genuine romantic relationship based on respect, friendship, trust and loveÑwhat a concept! Why has this so seldom been tried in Hollywood? Fear. Producers bought into the Moonlighting myth a long time ago, and still tend to believe the myth to this very day. Moonlighting was almost synonymous with Ôsexual tensionÕ. The couple of David and Maddie were forever being drawn Ôoh so close, but not quiteÕ together. Though this ploy was successful during the first season and a half, it quickly became frustrating for the fans. They began to tune out in significant numbers. Why watch a show just to be frustrated? Buying a lottery ticket can be just as frustrating, but the emotional investment in pain isnÕt quite as long lasting. The solution? Panic. The producers saw their audience bailing and discovered it was because of the tired old sexual tension that had been so good to them in the past. They decided to bring David and Maddie together. The ÔunionÕ of Maddie and David was highly publicized, and so that episode garnered big numbers. Unfortunately, the producers had misinterpreted the fans. The fans had wanted a relationship to start between Maddie and David, something that would end the frustration factor. The producers, on the other hand, had assumed the fans wanted the couple to leap into bed together, and thatÕs what the producers gave them. Well, after the dust cleared, the fans expressed their disappointment in the approach. The couple did not make love so much as they entered into a furniture-wrecking wrestling match of sex. They were not drawn together by love or a mutual respect, and certainly not friendship (the couple had become more and more antagonistic with each other in order to insure a safe distance from that old devil romance). They were a pair of hormones that passed in the night. But, even at this, the fans were hopeful now that the romance would actually begin. They were wrong, and had to endure frustration again for what turned out to be the final time. The producers and writers (almost always one and the same in TV shows today) felt they had thrown a scrap of satisfaction to their fans and so decided it was now safe to go back to the only thing the writers knew. Yep, tearing the couple apart. The last coffin nail driven through the fansÕ loyalty was Maddie coupling with some stranger on a train. The fans tuned out after that insult and the show died a quick death thereafter. But the myth was born from the ashes. Put a couple together and it means the show will be canceled. This of course was not true since the ratings were plummeting long before the sex match. FansÕ dissatisfaction with the frustration factor had sealed the showÕs fate, but the myth persists and is hard to overcome. I call trading sexual tension for romance swapping the witch for the devil because they are both tricky and dangerous. The show cannot maintain an audience more than two seasons with sexual tension, in fact some fans have tuned out already due to the frustration factor. Can a show make the devil (romance) work after the witch has lost her magic? I believe that the Superman legend has enough ÔmuscleÕ to pull it off. We are not talking about the average man and woman falling in love here. Once Lois and Clark become closer, will Lois become suspicious of his quick exits and lame excuses? What happens when Lois finds out the truth about ClarkÕs greatest secret? After that is all settled, then we have Lois literally thrown into a unique exile with Clark where she will be forced to lie and make excuses just as he has done for so long, and given Teri HatcherÕs flair for verbal and physical humor, this could be hilarious. ThereÕs also the fact that now Lois will know that whenever Superman is hurt, Clark is hurt, but aside from ClarkÕs parents, she will have to suffer this in silence alone. She will also have to deal with the fact that as Superman, Clark belongs to the world, and unlike a doctor or fire fighter who might be frequently called off on emergencies, there is no stand-in for Clark if he cannot show up. He is the one and only Superman and has to be where he is needed even if it means abandoning Lois at restaurants, theaters, or even their own honeymoon. This show can even break ground sexually. Unlike Moonlighting where the couple gave in to their hormones, Lois and Clark could actually discuss their feelings on the subject. This may sound funny, but given that impromptu sex has become the norm, and therefore boring, having a couple consider each otherÕs feelings on the matter might be a welcome change. What if Clark were depicted as a virgin? Okay, this might be asking too much, but in the age of AIDS and fourteen-year-old moms, maybe some thought might be given to this premise. Who better than Superman as a role model? At least the possibilities are not limited to Lois and Clark giving in during a fit of passion. This could be television at its best, because there is literally no other show remotely like this one on the air anywhere. The question becomes can the staff of Lois and Clark pull it off? So far they have not demonstrated that they pack the gear necessary for such an imaginative leap from the mundane to the fantastic. They may suffer under the false assumption that romance means an endless parade of Ôkissy faceÕ and treacly dialog with no opportunity for conflict, drama or humor. If this is their supposition, then it must be assumed that they have never ever truly been in love before, and have never seen programs such as Mad About You, or Hart to Hart, which belie this myth. Romance does not have to be a steamroller flattening everything in its path. It should be an undercurrent flowing through the two characters, binding them together and enhancing what the show already has going for it. How many flat episodes could have used a little sizzling banter and action from the worldÕs most famous couple? Lots of them! ======================================================= EPISODE REVIEW: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Episode #9: ÒSeasonÕs GreedingsÓ ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ By Sriya Sampath US Airdate: December 4, 1994 Guest Starring: Isabel Sanford, Dick Van Patten, Denise Richards, Dom Irrera, Sandee Van Dyke, and Sherman Hemsley as ÒMr. SchottÓ Written by: Dean Cain Directed by: Randall Zisk The ninth episode this season, _SeasonÕs Greedings_, carried a lot of expectations from us, the fans of the show, being the first (and only) episode written by Dean Cain (aka Clark Kent/Superman) and a Christmas episode. I kept wondering how good the writing was going to be and if the show was going to be a piece of holiday fluff or something more substantial. The episode opens on Lois and Clark walking down the street discussing Christmas, and why Lois isnÕt excited about it. We soon discover that a toy- maker named Mr. Winslow Schott, along with his secretary Ms. Duffy (both fired from Metropolis Toys last Christmas), plans to ruin Christmas in Metropolis by selling an Òatomic space ratÓ that sprays a chemical which makes children greedy and adults into greedy children. Meanwhile, the employees at the Planet are busy getting ready for Christmas: Perry making plans with Alice, Jimmy running the office Òsecret SantaÓ (and being smitten with the newest member of the Planet, Angela), Lois trying to get her family together for Christmas (a foreseeably doomed attempt), and Clark planning to make rounds of Metropolis toy stores (as Superman) to convince the owners to donate toys to the local orphanage. While trying to get a story on the space rats, which are by now the rage in Metropolis, Lois (and eventually Clark, Jimmy, and Perry) gets sprayed with the chemical concoction. A hilarious scene follows, with Clark, Lois, and Jimmy all acting like greedy little children. When Ma Kent (who came with Pa Kent to Metropolis to do Christmas shopping) catches Clark burning through LoisÕ heel using his heat vision, she gives him a scolding which would do any mother proud. During this conversation, the chemical wears off and begins losing effect on Clark. Superman takes Lois Òand ClarkÓ home. After Lois has sufficiently recovered, Lois and Clark begin investigating the space rats, find out who the distributor is, and find an invoice at his warehouse with SchottÕs name on it as the supplier. They begin to do a background check on Schott and a lab analysis of the chemicals in the space rat. Lois asks Clark to her party, but he has plans to go home to Smallville for Christmas. Angela is mad at Jimmy because she found out he rigged the secret Santa with his name (while under the influence of the chemical), and Alice is upset with Perry because of his conduct to her as a result of the Ògoo.Ó Lois invites Perry and Jimmy to her party since they both have no plans now, and buys a small, scraggly tree because she feels sorry for it. The lab results reveal the psychotropic and mind-altering nature of the drug, which becomes harmless when boiled. When SchottÕs background check shows a warehouse rented in Ms. DuffyÕs name, Lois and Clark decide to visit this warehouse. Meanwhile, they reveal the true component of the rats to the media. Schott, faced with the failure of his plan, dumps the remaining chemicals in the Metropolis water supply. When Lois and Clark arrive at the warehouse, they find a ÒDear JohnÓ letter from Ms. Duffy to Schott. Clark recognizes Ms. Duffy as the woman he saw passing out teddy bears at the orphanage. When Schott returns, they corner him with knowledge of his crimes and show him Ms. DuffyÕs letter. Clark agrees to take him to Ms. Duffy in exchange for information on where he dumped the rest of the chemicals. They walk outside (Lois holding a teddy bear Schott created) and as they near the orphanage, a little orphan girl (who hasnÕt spoken in 3 years) sees the bear Lois is holding and runs into the street toward Lois, right into the path of a carriage and horses. Schott runs out into the street to save her and slips, but Superman saves them both. The ÒmiracleÓ occurs when the girl talks to the teddy bear. Superman finds out where the chemicals are and boils them so that they become harmless. Later that night, Superman flies a sleigh with Lois, Jimmy, Perry, and toys to the orphanage. Perry finds out where Alice is, and Lois gets Angela to forgive Jimmy, so she is left alone for Christmas. She cooks an enormous dinner for herself and gets all dressed up, but looks very lonely and sad standing in her apartment alone. Clark arrives with a very obviously phony excuse about why he didnÕt go to Smallville, and gives Lois a ÒheavenlyÓ gift from him and Superman. There is a beautifully romantic scene where they hold hands in front of the Christmas tree and then watch some carolers from the window. I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. At first, I thought LoisÕ Ògrinch- likeÓ attitude was very predictable, but as the show developed, I really liked her reason for not enjoying Christmas. She wanted to be surprised by it and not have it shoved down her throat. She and her ÒCharlie Brown complexÓ were overwhelmed in a big, cumbersome holiday which didnÕt hold any really good memories for her, anyway. This was a wonderful twist on a very hackneyed theme. It was great to see all of the Daily Planet staff, as well as Ma and Pa Kent (who liven up any episode theyÕre in). The humorous moments gave the whole show a warmth, besides being hilarious (I especially loved the bit with Ma Kent). It really seemed like all of the actors were having a ball, not just acting. It made the show very fun to watch. For the first time in a while, I really noticed a lot of background music in this episode. This may sound nitpicky, but the lack of it was starting to bother me a little. However, the music was very well done and added considerably to my enjoyment of the show, as well as to the festive atmosphere of everything. There is almost always a downside, and this episode is no exception. My particular gripe against this episode is with the casting. While Isabel SanfordÕs Ms. Duffy was tolerable, Sherman Hemsley as Winslow P. Schott, the temporarily evil toymaker, was unbearable. Everything he said or did seemed unnatural, cheesy, and overacted. He did not convince me as bitter in the beginning, and his supposedly contrite apologies at the end rang hollow. The two people put together seemed to be caricatures, rather than real people who were upset at what life had dealt them. And even as caricatures, they were not funny or even amusing. Finally, I thought the ending was a bit too heavy on holiday sentiment. The little girl ÒsuddenlyÓ talking was slightly sappy and the aforementioned redemption of Schott was too complete, and too quick. Besides being sentimental, the ending was very predictable. Which of us did not know that the solution to dumping the chemicals in the reservoir was going to be boiling them? My heart did not leap into my throat in suspense when Schott dumped the stuff because I knew what the answer was going to be. And I was not at all surprised that the girl talked because it was obvious from the get-go that she would. The argument could be made that the point of the episode was not the actual crime, and that the crime was just the background for the real story: namely Lois and Clark. But, it detracts from a very good episode when instead of being inventive and original, the subplot or background plot is trite or cliche. I think that the same subplot (or main plot, depending on how you look at it) could have been utilized better. Put in some real danger, make us afraid, and donÕt give us the answers before the problem is even introduced. In glaring contrast to these parts of the ending, the scenes with Clark and Lois during the final moments were, simply put, exquisite. With all of us clamoring for more romance, we finally found a writer who could give it to us: beautifully, naturally, and above all else, romantically. I had seen the teaser for the episode, but nothing prepared me for a Lois sweeter than I could imagine and a Clark more romantic than I dreamed. I loved his Christmas present for her (can you imagine something more special or unique?). I reveled in the openness and caring that they were unafraid to exhibit to each other: ClarkÕs obviously phony excuse to be there for Lois, and LoisÕ show of affection and trust when she takes ClarkÕs hand. I was very happy with the open-window-but-no-Superman scene. I was getting so tired of Superman getting the romance, and of Clark being just LoisÕ trash can to get dumped on. I _was_ disappointed that they did not kiss, but I can definitely wait for that, as long as their relationship continues to grow and move forward from here. I can only hope that the next episode doesnÕt take us back to square one. Overall, this episode surpassed all of my expectations. Dean Cain can not only write well, he writes what the fans want to see in these characters: funny, sophisticated, and warm people that we would all love to know. I give the episode a 9.85 overall. This would have been a 10 had the toymaker and the ending been more believable. What balanced this, though, was enough to make this episode one of the better ones of the last 1 1/2 seasons. ======================================================= AND WHO DISGUISED AS...: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by J.D. Rummel (rummel@phoenix.creighton.edu) Shredded Cape Blues. A friend read my column last month and asked, ÒSo, you donÕt think Superman has ever been done well?Ó At that moment I didnÕt remember the exact words I had written, but the gist of my thinking when writing, and as I responded to the question was, Superman, as a fictional character has powerful dramatic potential and with only a few exceptions, that potential has never been tapped (some of these exceptions would be the stories written by Alan Moore in the late eighties). So, I have been thinking about my general negativity regarding my favorite hero. Where heÕs at, and how far across the room it is from where I am. I was firmly behind John ByrneÕs revamping, believing that the original had gone as far as it could, and that it was so baggage-heavy that it couldnÕt move very easily. So I was glad to see Superboy/girl/dog/cat/horse/monkey and the spectrum of kryptonite go away. Except that Byrne over extended himself, he did some very fine things with the Greatest American Hero. The folks who have followed behind him have generally failed to explore the world Byrne postulated, turning Superman into perhaps the most fantastic soap opera since _Dark Shadows_. A major difference being that the Super soap opera is populated by a dismal array of uninteresting charactersÑflavorless ciphers like Professor Hamilton, Jose Delgado, Jerry White, Cat Grant, the egregious Bibbo and some Kirby retreads (the King was just that, but his creativity was justly famous for _breadth_ not depth). The super titles, ground out at a rate of four a month, are uninteresting, written by committee, and usually drawn Òprofessionally.Ó (Jeff, Bogdanove isnÕt badÑif you like Superman drawn as LilÕ Abner) IÕll miss Dan Jurgens, I liked his artwork, and he was the best since Gammill left. The comics suffer from the profit motivation that haunts so many art forms run as a business. We donÕt need it good, we need it Tuesday. One example is Action 700, which came and went with some ho-hum destruction of Metropolis thing going on. I read it once, because I bought it, but I didnÕt reread it. If you canÕt make people care about your characters, then make lots of noise was apparently the attitude of those who are steering our heroÕs careerÑsort of a Òdeath sellsÓ variation. Imagine, the first comic to reach such a number (okay, maybe some other comic somewhere has, but how important could it be?), and there is no reason to remember it. You can indeed see the influence of Marvel on all the Super titles (those starring the Man, I donÕt read the others, and have no idea as to their quality). SupermanÕs appearances in most media have been pretty lame. SupermanÕs t.v. show is like one of those pot pies in the freezer section, it looks good, but once you sit down with it, there is very little inside. Superman hasnÕt appeared in a movie in some time, although _Superman V_ is sometimes mentioned in the trade journals. I havenÕt read the novel by Stern, but the whole death of... seemed to me to be just a step above the kind of scam that usually puts its creators on _AmericaÕs Most Wanted_. Is it just me? Am I mistaken in believing that the story of an alien being sent to earth as an infant, raised by decent loving folks, and developing powers beyond those of ordinary mortals could be the source of remarkable fiction? Not amusing fairy stories, not just entertainment, but true art, with the potential of affecting peopleÕs lives in some way. No, I know I`m right. It will happen someday, when readers and viewers demand better, the creators will have to give us what we want. Away. ======================================================= End of Section 5 ======================================================= COMING ATTRACTIONS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ A List of Upcoming Comics Featuring The Superman Family of Characters Assembled by Jeffery D. Sykes This monthly section is dedicated to giving you official information concerning which comics you should watch for in the near future in order to keep up with Superman, Superboy, Supergirl, and all the rest of the Superman family of characters. March Highlights: *THE* big event all starts here! IÕm sure youÕve all heard by now (IÕve already seen it on the news!), so I wonÕt bother with spoiler warnings. In March, DC begins a major storyline featuring ÒThe Death of Clark Kent!Ó After a quick prologue in MAN OF STEEL, SUPERMAN #100 and ADVENTURES #523 begin the story which will lead to (hopefully temporary) new identities in the Superman titles. The ÒWatery GraveÓ story concludes in SUPERBOY, and the White Rabbit shifts into overdrive in STEEL. In addition, the 1995 DC annuals begin this month with SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL Annual #4. All DC annuals will feature Year One stories Ñ this particular tale deals with SupermanÕs first meetings with other heroes and the creation of the original Justice League. Supergirl Òguest-starsÓ (see below) once again in NEW TITANS, and Superman makes an appearance in PRIMAL FORCE (a very minor one). (Note that DC did not solicit ACTION or SHOWCASE in this issue in an attempt to ÒrealignÓ their advertising. Next month will feature all titles with April shipping dates.) Rumors: Not too much from the rumor mill this month. It does appear that Supergirl may be moving (at least temporarily) to NEW TITANS. More on this once I can verify it. (I have *major* reservations about Wolfman handling SG!) The information which follows is reprinted without permission from Diamond Previews and is in no way meant to serve as a replacement for that magazine. In fact, I strongly recommend that each reader find his or her own copy for additional detailed information on the entire DC Universe! 1. List of Titles by Shipping Date: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Shipping date: Comic title and information: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ- ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- January 3: Action Comics #707 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #2 (of 12) Supergirl Story C. Moore, Immonen, & von Grawbadger 48 pgs, $2.50 January 10: Metropolis S.C.U. #4 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan, Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 January 17: Superboy #13 WATERY GRAVE: Part 1 (of 3) K. Kesel, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: Kal Gibbons & Garcia-Lopez Prestige Format 64 pgs, $5.95 Superman: The Man of Steel #42 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 January 24: Superman #98 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 January 31: Adventures of Superman #521 K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan Jr. $1.50 Steel #13 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 February 7: Action Comics #708 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #3 (of 12) Eradicator Story K. Kesel (no info on art) 48 pgs, $2.50 February 14: Blood Pack #2 (Superboy) C. Moore, C. Taylor, & Lanning $1.50 Legends of the WorldÕs Finest Trade Paperback Walt Simonson & Dan Brereton 160 pgs, $14.95 Superboy #14 WATERY GRAVE: Part 2 (of 3) K. Kesel, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #43 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 February 21: The New Titans #120 (Supergirl) FOREVER EVIL: Part 2 (of 3) Wolfman, Rosado, & Champagne $1.95 Superman #99 Jurgens, G. Kane, & Rubinstein Cover by Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 February 28: Adventures of Superman #522 K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan Jr. $1.50 Steel #14 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 March 7: Action Comics #709 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Guy Gardner: Warrior #30 (Superman, Supergirl) Beau Smith, Byrd, & Davis $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #4 (of 12) Thorn story (Part 1 of 2) Stern, Simpson, & Stegbauer 48 pgs, $2.50 March 14: Primal Force #7 (Superman) Seagle, Choles & Larocque, & Kaalberg $1.95 Superboy #15 WATERY GRAVE: Part 3 (of 3) K. Kesel, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #44 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Prologue L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 March 21: The New Titans #121 (Supergirl) FOREVER EVIL: Part 3 (of 3) Wolfman, Rosado, & Champagne $1.95 SUPERMAN #100 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Part 1 (of 7) Jurgens, with Breeding & Rubinstein 64 pgs CollectorÕs Edition $3.95 Standard Edition $2.95 Superman: The Man of Steel Annual #4 L. Simonson, Leon, & Janke Cover by Walt Simonson 56 pgs, $2.95 March 28: Adventures of Superman #523 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Part 2 (of 7) K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan Jr. $1.50 Steel #15 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 2. Merchandise: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- For more information on how to find these items, consult your local comic shop dealer. The Death of Clark Kent T-Shirt DC Comics Tying in with the excitement in Superman #100, DC offers this cool white, 100% cotton T-shirt with color art by Dan Jurgens and Brett Breeding from the cover of the Standard Edition, depicting the shattered glasses of Clark Kent with the Superman S-shield reflected in the broken lenses! M-XL, $15.95 Clark Kent/Superman Stand-Up Advanced Graphics This all-new, cardstock stand-up features (the soon-to-be-ÓlateÓ) Clark Kent ripping open his coat and shirt to reveal the familiar Superman ÒSÓ beneath. $25.00 Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Cards Skybox Skybox presents the premier edition of collectible cards based on the first season of ABC-TVÕs ÒLois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman!Ó Included in this 90-card series is a special bonus set sure to attract Superman comic fans: six randomly inserted original painted portraits, printed on holographic foil, by the comic industryÕs own love story Ñ top artists Boris Vallejo and Julie Bell (packed 1:15 packs)! Also included is a randomly inserted series of nine Lois & Clark prism cards (packed 1:7 packs). 8 cards per pack. 36 packs per box. PRICE INQUIRE Superman Shield T-Shirt Changes Now you too can pull open your shirt to reveal the familiar Superman ÒSÓ beneath your ÒcivilianÓ togs. This blue t-shirt features the Superman insignia in red and yellow. L-XL, $13.50 Superman Fist T-Shirt Graphitti Designs White tee features a full-color collage of Superman images. L-XL, $17.95 DiamondÕs STAR SYSTEM each month lists *many* graphic novels, trade paperbacks, etc which are in-stock and currently available from Diamond Comic Distributors. I am unclear as to whether you may order directly or must order through your local comic store, but the following numbers are given for placing orders: 1-800-45-COMIC (or fax at 1-800-329-2878). The following Superman-related items are available: Death of Superman (Trade Paperback - TP), $4.95 Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told (TP), $15.95 Justice League Archives Vol. 1 (Hardcover - HC), $39.95 Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TP), $9.95 Superman Archives #1 (HC), $49.95 Superman Archives #2 (HC), $39.95 Superman Archives #3 (HC), $39.95 Superman Archives #4 (HC), $49.95 Superman: Man of Steel (TP), $7.50 Superman: Man of Steel Collectors Ed. Trading Cards (Box), PI Superman: Man of Steel Premium Ed. Trading Cards (Box), PI Superman: Panic in the Sky (TP), $9.95 Superman: Return of Superman (TP), $14.95 Superman: Speeding Bullets (TP), $4.95 Superman: Time and Time Again (TP), $7.50 Superman: Under a Yellow Sun (TP), $5.95 Superman Vinyl Kit, $55.00 Superman ÒSÓ T-Shirt (Large or X-Large), $14.95 World Without a Superman (TP), $7.50 Zero Hour: Crisis in Time (TP), $9.95 For more information, see the latest issue of Previews or your local comic store. 3. Spoilers: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ March 14: ÑÑÑÑ Primal Force #7 Superman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Hawkman, and the ÒAzraelÓ version of Batman make special appearances as Jack OÕLantern embarks on a vision quest across the tumultuous recent history of the DC Universe. Superboy #15 WATERY GRAVE: Part 3 (of 3) - Superboy learns the price of justice when StingerÕs alliance with the Silicon Dragons leads to disaster for the KidÕs mercenary strike-team... as one team-member dies. Superman: The Man of Steel #44 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Prologue - In this lead-in to the 7-part storyline beginning in SUPERMAN #100, attempts are made upon Clark KentÕs life, leaving no doubt that one of SupermanÕs deadliest enemies has learned the truth of his dual identity! The consequences mean trouble for KentÕs family and friends, and set the stage for the events in this monthÕs SUPERMAN #100. March 21: ÑÑÑÑ The New Titans #121 FOREVER EVIL: Part 3 (of 3) - ItÕs the New Titans versus the possessed Titans of old: Changeling, Francis Kane, Thunder and Lightning, Supergirl, Crystallex, Deathwing, Trog, and Raven! SUPERMAN #100 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Part 1 (of 7) - The DC Universe 100Õs continue with the double-sized centennial issue of EarthÕs Greatest Hero, featuring a holographic foil-enhanced cover (CollectorÕs Edition)! Writer/Penciller Dan Jurgens and inkers Brett Breeding and Josef Rubinstein deliver Part One of this suspense-filled seven- part storyline! The villain who has learned of SupermanÕs true identity ambushes the Man of SteelÕs parents in Smallville, forcing Clark Kent to choose between stopping the mastermind behind his latest troubles in Metropolis or saving his mother and father. SupermanÕs decision will mean the end of Clark Kent. Superman: The Man of Steel Annual #4 In this landmark story set during the earliest days of SupermanÕs career, the Man of Steel meets other heroes for the first time, among them Batman, Green Lantern, and Flash. This story reveals how Superman affected the creation of what was to become the original Justice League of America. March 28: ÑÑÑÑ Adventures of Superman #523 THE DEATH OF CLARK KENT: Part 2 (of 7) - With all those close to Clark Kent in mortal danger from the villain whoÕs discovered his double identity, Superman becomes torn between protecting his parents and checking on his fiancee, Lois Lane. And when the Man of Steel tries to contact her in Metropolis... thereÕs no answer. Steel #15 The White RabbitÕs plans shift into high gear when she sends her super-powered agents after Steel, who still doesnÕt know sheÕs alive. Meanwhile, the mysterious Double prepares his own agenda for Steel. ======================================================= RESOURCES ÑÑÑÑ- This month marks the shortening of the Resources Section. Since the index was starting to get long enough to be its own section, I have decided to make it an updatable archive. Each month, I will include in the new issue a list of new files available for ftp/mailing lists/etc. Ñ any information added to the Resources file in the last month. I will also include ftp site information about how to retrieve the complete Resources file. This monthÕs new information: FTP Availability: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Site: phoenix.creighton.edu Directory: /pub/zines/kc Files: KC.All.94.zip (423222) - a zipped file containing all 1994 issues KC.December1.94 (79219) - Issue #8a, Early December 1994 KC.December2.94 (116711) - Issue #8b, Late December 1994 Site: ftp.hyperion.com Directory: /pub/TV/Lois-and-Clark Files: Text: IRCplayReadMe.txt (971) - readme file to accompany L&CIRCplay L&CIRCplay (42417) - an original play based on L&C and performed by LOISCLA members on IRC Pictures: lccdcol.gif (55707) - a 348x247 colorized (?) photo of Dean Cain in Superman costume listsrv1.jpg (209757) - a 800x600 color graphic featuring the L&C logo and cast, and the names of the LOISCLA listserv members (Victor Chan - very nice) How to obtain the complete Resources file: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Note that the file also contains information about how to use ftp and ftp e-mail. The file will be located at phoenix.creighton.edu in the directory /pub/zines/kc and at ftp.dhhalden.no in the directory /pub/Comics/Fanzines. For those of you who do not know how to use ftp or donÕt have ftp access, e-mail a message to either of the addresses given below. For the body of your message include only the lines between the dashes below. Addresses: ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com or ftpmail@sunsite.unc.edu Body: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- connect phoenix.creighton.edu chdir /pub/zines/kc get KC.Resources ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Do not include the lines of dashes, and do not include anything else in the body of the message. You will receive a message telling you that your request has been queued. Then, about a day later, you will receive the file itself. ======================================================= THE MAILBAG ÑÑÑÑÑ- Not much came this month, but we did get one more comment about the information about Power Girl: From: HFORTUIN@stellbos.csir.co.za I would just like to point something out in issue no.8 in THE MAILBAG column. Jeff said that he wasnÕt sure if the original Supergirl ever met Power Girl. I remember a pre-crisis issue of Wonder Woman which had a storyline which had Starfire, Supergirl, Power Girl and some other female-supers who fought these four horse-riders of Apocolypse(from the bible)and they actually talked to each other and fought together. I am not sure of the issue number because I donÕt have the comic any more, but I do remember the story though! Congratualations on another good issue and I hope that there will always be more to come! the ALFster Thanks once again for keeping us informed readers! And be sure to let us know what you think of our efforts! Jeff ************************************************************* End of Issue #9