THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET - ISSUE #7 - NOVEMBER 1994 AN ELECTRONIC MAGAZINE DEDICATED TO THE FAMILY OF SUPERMAN CHARACTERS All characters and locales are copyright and/or trademark DC Comics CONTENTS ÑÑÑÑ Section 1: Superscripts: Notes from the Editor Holiday scheduling, by Jeff Sykes Just the FAQs ÒWho are The Guardian, The Newsboy Legion, Project Cadmus, and The New Gods?Ó, by David T Chappell The Fleischer Cartoons Episode #3, ÒBillion Dollar LimitedÓ, by Neil Ottenstein Super-Crosswords Crossword #2, and answers to last monthÕs puzzle Section 2: Reviews The Triangle Titles Action Comics #704, by Jose R Galan Superman: The Man of Steel #39, by Anatole Superman #95, by Jose R Galan Adventures of Superman #518, by Art LaMarche Action Comics #705, by Art LaMarche Section 3: Reviews (cont) Other Super-Titles Superboy #10, by Victor Chan Steel #10, by Shawn Aeria Miniseries and Special Appearances Guardians of Metropolis #2, by Art LaMarche Metropolis S.C.U. #2, by Art LaMarche Aquaman #3, by William J Nixon Section 4: Looking Back Post-Byrne Adventures of Superman #467, by Mark Lamutt Pre-Byrne Superman #136, by Patrick M. Stout Superman #399, by Ken McKee The Super-Kids of Superman! Part 2 of a 5-part review of silver age stories, by Jon Knutson Section 5: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Up, Up, and Coming A brief introduction, by Jeff Sykes Church of Metropolis Introduction and a review of the Intergang episode, by new section coordinator Jennifer L Traver Alien Notion Exactly what does it mean that Superman is not human? Ñ by Zoomway And Who Disguised As... Superman, romance, marriage, and other fantasies, by J. D. Rummel Section 6: Super Word Search Letters Coming Attractions EDITORIAL STAFF: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Jeffery D. Sykes, Editor-in-chief Arthur E. LaMarche, Reviews Shawn Aeria Mark Lamutt Victor Chan Ken McKee Pat Gonzales Jennifer L. Traver Curtis Herink Joel W. Tscherne Lee Keels LEGAL DISCLAIMERS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Superman and all related characters, locations, and events are copyright and trademark DC Comics. Use of the aforementioned is not intended to challenge said ownership. We strongly suggest that each reader look to the media sources mentioned within for further infor- mation. Opinions presented within this issue belong to the authors of the articles which contain them. They should in no way be construed as those of any other particular member of the editorial or contributing staff, unless otherwise indicated. This magazine should be distributed freely via e-mail. Should you desire to share this publication with other on-line services, please contact me at sykes@ms.uky.edu for permission. Feel free to advertise subscription information on other on-line services which have internet mail availability. THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET is available by e-mail Ñ just send me a note (sykes@ms.uky.edu) which includes the address to which you would like the issues sent. Back issues are available via ftp Ñ see the resources section. ======================================================== SUPERSCRIPTS: Notes from the Editor ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ I hope that everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! After a lovely Turkey Day dinner, I spent the majority of the weekend at the Mid-Ohio-Con in Columbus, but more on that next issue. The main focus of my column this month is the schedule for the holidays. First, letÕs consider the December issue. Because of final exams, I wonÕt be able to begin working on the new issue before December 16. However, I have some remarks from the Mid-Ohio-Con, the new Previews information, and an idea for KC year-end awards Ñ awards that I *will* pass on to the DC staff. Also, these awards will be voted on by our readership, and one random voter will be selected to receive a copy of Superman #1 autographed by John Byrne! So, in order to allow most, if not all, of you to vote on the awards, I am going to release KC #8 in two parts. The first part will mail around this weekend Ñ around December 4th Ñ and will contain my info from the con, the new Coming Attractions, the awards ballot, and the resources section. The second part will mail after the 16th and will contain our new reviews and articles. If you donÕt get a chance to Òenter,Ó donÕt worry! I managed to pick up several nice prizes which I will be awarding in several contests over the course of the next year Ñ there will be at least four other nice prizes to come! As for the January issue, we have a two-fold problem. First up is school. Sometime in early to mid-January, I have to take a Ph.D. preliminary exam, so I will be spending most of my time over the break studying. Second, we have a material problem. Though the comics will keep shipping, there will be only one new episode of Lois and Clark in December (though we could pick up the two we have missed in this issue Ñ see the L&C section), and our writers and reviewers may not be able to get us their work in the same timeframe. I see two options. First, we can print what would be a ÒthinnerÓ version in January, but some of my staff would definitely have to give me a lot of help. Second, we can skip January and print a *huge* issue in February. IÕll talk more with the rest of the staff and weÕll let you know the decision in the next issue! Finally, the resources section is going AWOL this month. I havenÕt had the time to make a proper update. Oh! One last thing. In the interest of time (since I was lazy this month), I did all of the editing myself this issue. So any mistakes are solely my fault Enjoy the new issue! Jeff Sykes sykes@ms.uky.edu ======================================================== JUST THE FAQs More Details about Frequently-Asked Questions about the Man of Steel by David T. Chappell Recently, a number of new Superman-related comics have appeared on the market. In the last issue of the KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET, my column described the past and present regular Superman series. In addition to the titles described therein, there are rumors from DC of a new quarterly Superman comic, presumably in the vein of the late JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL QUARTERLY and GREEN LANTERN CORPS QUARTERLY. For more information on Superman and related characters, see my Superman FAQ. Following the recent Fall of Metropolis and Crisis in Time, I have revised the FAQ to Version 2.00 status. The latest Frequently-Asked Question list is available via anonymous ftp at ftp.dhhalden.no. As promised, this issue I delve into the details of the new GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS mini-series. Although the many characters and events of the story have been introduced over the years, a newcomer could get lost in the myriad of typically-background characters who dominate the scene. Next issue, IÕll cover the same subject for the current METROPOLIS S. C. U. series, but now itÕs time to ask the question ÒWHO ARE THE GUARDIAN, THE NEWSBOY LEGION, PROJECT CADMUS, & THE NEW GODS?Ó or ÒJUST WHO ARE THESE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS?Ó THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS contains a large number of convoluted plot lines for a mini-series. Since it relies heavily on background from previous Superman comics, new readers may be confused by the myriad of characters. Most of these are not new characters, but old friends who normally act as background characters in the Superman titles. THE MEN BEHIND THE STORIES Karl Kesel is the writer of this new Super-family title. Mr. Kesel has been part of the Super-team since nearly the beginning of the modern era of Superman comics. He began inking SUPERMAN back in 1987. Kesel later joined the writing staff and worked on ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN and SUPERBOY. Despite Karl KeselÕs experience, the origin of the characters he uses goes back even farther. Jack Kirby was the father of the main characters of the series. Simon and Kirby created the Guardian and wrote his first stories back in the 1940s. Kirby also created Project Cadmus and its cast of characters. Furthermore, Jack Kirby created the New Gods, several of which appear as antagonists in THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS series. Subsequent artists, including Dwyer and Manley on GUARDIANS, have imitated KirbyÕs drawing style whenever drawing the New Gods. The DC team recognizes the late Mr. KirbyÕs contributions by listing Òthe KingÓ among the credits for the mini-series. THE NEW GODS Jack Kirby created a new cast of characters called the ÒNew GodsÓ in the early 1970s. THE NEW GODS #1 and THE FOREVER PEOPLE #1 are both cover-dated February-March 1971. These New Gods are a race of super-human beings that are the virtual descendants of the Olympian and Norse (ÒoldÓ) gods. While not immortal, each of the New Gods can be resurrected into a new body if the old is destroyed. Highfather leads the ÒgoodÓ New Gods from the paradise planet New Genesis, and Darkseid rules the ÒevilÓ New Gods on the hellish world of Apokolips. Both worlds are in an alternate dimension accessible only via Boom Tubes and similar methods. Darkseid is thoroughly evil and seeks conquest and the Anti-Life Equation. Several of his subordinates appear as evil-doers in THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS. Granny Goodness is in charge of the nefarious crew in GUARDIANS, with Virman, Lashina, Gilotina, and several soldiers from Apokolips under her command. Granny Goodness is the only one of DarkseidÕs Elite who does not fear the master of Apokolips. She indoctrinates all youngsters on Apokolips to become docile servants who fear their overlords. During the Legends story line in 1987, Superman wound up on Apokolips with a loss of memory. Granny Goodness convinced the Man of Steel that he was the son of Darkseid, but Superman eventually led the Hunger Dogs of Apokolips in a revolt against their oppressive masters. GrannyÕs fiendish mastery of the orphanage in GUARDIANS is perfectly in character for her as she tortures the youngsters and ships them to her homeworld. Dr. Virman Vundabar is another member of DarkseidÕs Elite. He fancies himself as a military genius, and he is a fan of 19th century Germany. Virman lusts for power and ranks among the more annoying characters in this nasty group. Lashina and Gilotina are two of the Female Furies, a part of DarkseidÕs Special Powers Force. They are strong warriors that train under Granny Goodness. Each of the Furies has unique skills and powers, though all are ruthless and sadistic. THE GUARDIAN & NEWSBOY LEGION The oldest characters (aside from Superman in his cameo) in the series are the Guardian and the Newsboy Legion. Both first appeared in STAR-SPANGLED COMICS #7 in 1942. Their stories ran through issue #64 of that series, and they have had other appearances since. These original stories are still considered part of modern continuity. SECRET ORIGINS #49 presents the latest complete origin of the group and others from Project Cadmus (see below). Jim Harper was a cop who worked in MetropolisÕ Suicide Slum. When fighting a gang one night, Harper grabbed a protective helmet and shield to fight his attackers. He then adopted a costume and became the super-hero crime fighter known as the Guardian. Though he has no super-powers, Jim Harper has police training and is an experienced fighter. His shield is made of a special alloy and is virtually indestructible. The day after his first costumed fight, Officer Harper caught four newsboys in the act of thievery. Having had a tough young life himself, Harper sympathized with the boys. When the judge intended to sentence them to a juvenile institution, the policeman offered to be responsible for the four youngsters. Harper eventually became boysÕ legal guardian, and he often helped the Newsboy Legion avoid trouble. Jim Harper (the Guardian) policeman and super-hero Thomas ÒTommyÓ Tompkins leader of the Newsboy Legion Patrick ÒScrapperÓ MacGuire fighter and tough guy John ÒGabbyÓ Gabrielli overly talkative Anthony ÒBig WordsÓ Rodrigues smart, overuses big words in speech PROJECT CADMUS The Cadmus Project is a semi-secret organization that studies genetic engineering. The worldÕs most advanced genetics laboratory lies in an underground city outside of Metropolis. The three original founders were Doctors Reginald Augustine, Dabney Donovan, and Thomas Tompkins. Dr. Tompkins recruited his childhood friends to found the Project and become department heads. Patrick had become an engineer, John was a businessman, and Anthony was a physicist. The primary research at Cadmus has resulted in various clones and new life forms. The current Guardian, for example, is a clone of Jim HarperÕs first body but contains his original mind. Other products of work at Cadmus include the D. N. Aliens, a group of genetically advanced beings. Many of the failed experiments and outcasts from Cadmus made their way in secret to live in the caves under Metropolis where they called themselves Underworlders. SUPERMAN ANNUAL #2 (1988) introduced the Cadmus Project to modern Superman continuity. Sleez, one of the monstrous servants from Apokolips, entered the Project and forced the leaders to clone young versions of themselves. Superman and the Guardian defeated Sleez, and the cloned Jim Harper now takes care of the second generation of the Newsboy Legion. This new group of kid troublemakers includes all four original Newsboys plus ÒFlip,Ó a clone of the distinguished biochemist Dr. Walter Johnson. Over the years, Superman has had several encounters with the Guardian and Cadmus. Kal-El respects and befriends Jim Harper and has fought alongside him against criminals. SupermanÕs knowledge of CadmusÕ questionable experiments, however, gives him mixed feelings towards the Project, especially Director Westfield. The Guardian now serves as chief of security for Cadmus; he has a platoon of soldiers and an advanced security system to help protect the complex. The Newsboy Legion have continued to get in trouble in their multiple escapes from Cadmus. After SupermanÕs death, Project Cadmus stole the Man of SteelÕs body from the grave in an attempt to clone him. They were unable to get a good sample of his DNA due to his invulnerable body. Cadmus did, however, succeed in making Superboy. They intended to use memory implants to control the clone, but the Newsboy Legion helped the Boy of Steel escape to freedom. The Project is located in the hills outside of Metropolis. For years, its existence was kept secret from the general populace. Superboy publicly denounced Project Cadmus on television, however, and the Project tried to project a positive image. Cadmus was in the forefront in the recent Battle for Metropolis. A clone disease led to fighting between the Underworlders, the Project, and LexCorp. Team Luthor destroyed Cadmus as best the public knows; however, the Project survives in secret. Historical Note: In Greek mythology, Cadmus was a Phoenician prince who planted dragonÕs teeth to grow soldiers. DC acknowledged the mythological source in GUARDIANS #1 when the Guardian radioed the Project via the call sign ÒThe DragonÕs Teeth.Ó CAST OF CHARACTERS The Loch Trevor Monster kicked off the series on the first page of THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS #1. The monster is not some new creation from Cadmus but an old character brought back to the forefront. Several years ago, Superman encountered and fought the creature in Loch Trevor in Scotland. At the conclusion of the story, the beast was brought to the Cadmus Project, but it had not appeared in the comics for some time. Angry Charlie is another minor character with a big role in GUARDIANS. For several years, Gabby has told his friends about the pink furniture- eating monster, but no one else has seen Charlie. Thus, the other Newsboys and adults at Cadmus think that Charlie is a construct of GabbyÕs imagination. Comics readers know better since they have seen the real Charlie eating chairs and saying ÒGroik.Ó Dabney Donovan was the mastermind behind several ethically questionable experiments at Cadmus. While some employees have high morals, Donovan has low standards. Dr. Donovan eventually who faked his death by using a dead clone of himself, and he left the Project. Donovan went on to create Lex LuthorÕs second body, and he remained in hiding for years as his hatred of the Cadmus team grew. His actions against the Cadmus leaders in GUARDIANS not only reveals his intense animosity towards them but also shows his insanity. Dubbilex is the most prevalent of the D. N. Aliens. He originally helped watch over the second generation of Newsboys, and his ESP powers greatly aided him in keeping track of the kids. More recently, Dubbilex has taken a similar baby-sitting job in overseeing Superboy. Though his role in THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS is minor, Dubbilex is a major Cadmus character. Meanwhile, the Metropolis police are playing a small role in the series. Maggie Sawyer and her Special Crimes Unit tackle all the super- powered problems in Metropolis, so it was appropriate to send them against the New Gods at the B. O. Goodley orphanage. Details on the S. C. U. will wait till next monthÕs column when I discuss the background to the METROPOLIS S. C. U. mini-series. ======================================================== THE FLEISCHER CARTOONS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ by Neil A. Ottenstein Episode 3: ÒBillion Dollar LimitedÓ Released: 1-9-42 Running Time: 8:35 minutes Faster than a speeding bullet More powerful than a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound The cartoon starts off with a Daily Planet headline announcing ÒBillion Dollars in Gold Enroute to Mint.Ó We see guards loading the gold on the train. Lois boards the train. Clark would like to go along, but he has another story to cover. We see gangsters in a red car, which armors itself and almost runs over Clark. The car follow the path of the train. Running along side it at one point two of the gangsters jump from the car to the train. They unhook the train, leaving most of the guards behind. They move up to the engine and throw the conductor off the train. As a result of the fight with the remaining guards, Lois has to take control of the train on her own. She is trying to control the train, when she is fired upon from the car. She picks up a fallen machine gun and fires back. The train continues on out of control, running through the next station without pausing. We soon see ÒBillion Dollar Limited running wildÓ appear on teletype. Clark transforms himself into Superman to take care of the situation. The gangsters adjust the track so the train would go crashing into explosives, but Superman uproots and reroutes the track just in the nick of time. Next the gangsters blow up a bridge. Superman saves the train after it has fallen down. The gangsters then throw a bomb in the engine. Superman pulls out Lois just before it blows up. The remaining train begins to reverse. Superman pulls it back. The gangsters throw tear gas at Superman. He loses a step or two, but perseveres through the gas and as they fire bullets at him. He is able to pull the train all the way to the Government Mint. The cartoon ends with a new Daily Planet headline and a few words between Lois and Clark. This cartoon is practically pure action as the train is overtaken by each of the actions of the gangsters. There is hardly any dialogue at all and the viewer must watch carefully to see all that does go on. It definitely holds up to multiple viewings. ClarkÕs transformation into Superman is seen once again in the shadows which never ceases to impress me. One of the headlines in the final Daily Planet includes the line Òafter bringing in gangsters, Superman disappears Ñ public mystified.Ó A similar headline has appeared in the previous cartoons. This reinforces that Superman is very much a Òmystery manÓ and quite new on the scene. LoisÕ characterization is once again quite capable as she does as much as any normal human being could do in the situation. The two Fleischer Superman cartoon volumes are available for $19.95 each directly from Bosko Video or from anyone who carries high quality animation. A catalog is available from Bosko Video 3802 East Cudahy Ave. Cudahy WI 53110-1234 ======================================================== SUPER-CROSSWORD #1 ANSWERS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ |J|O|R|E|L| |J|O|K|E|R| | |I| | | |A|L|O|H|A| |E| | |M| |J|O|N| |H| |R| |D|C| |M| |B|R|A|I|N|I|A|C| | | |Y| |O| | | | | | |L|E|X| |O| | | | | | | | |A| |R| |L|O|I|S| | | |M|A|R|T|A| |S| | |C| | |M|O|N|K|E|Y| |E| | |U| |W| |R| | |R| | |N|E|W| |W|H|I|T|E| |R| | | | |A| | |I| | | | |A| | | |K|R|Y|P|T|O|N|I|A|N| | SUPER-CROSSWORD #2 ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ By Jon Knutson (jonknutson@aol.com) For best results, print this out in a monospaced typeface. 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Jor-ElÕs better half 4. Not a Liability 2. Secret _______ 5. Jimmy 11. TV Episode: _____ of Metropolis 6. Regarding (abbr.) 12. Lori LemarisÕ Sister 7. Kent NelsonÕs Wife 13. Annoying Sounds 8. Not Stop 15. Phantom Zone Villain 9. One of SupermanÕs Visions (abbr.) 17. Lara, to Kara 10. Sub-Mariner 20. Explosive Villain 16. Planet Where Lex is a Hero 25. Plastic Man: ____ OÕBrian 18. Original Price of Action #1 26. Someone Under 21 19. Fred, for Example 28. Location 21. _____-Lar, Supergirl Double 30. Mr. Schwartz, for Short 22. Epic Poem 31. On the Run 23. What Pythonic Knights Say 32. Merman Boyfriend of Kara 24. Preposition 35. Lightning _____ 27. Fastest Man Alive 36. Arctic Building 29. What You Might See Instead of (R) 37. 50Õs TV Olsen 30. Average ____ 32. KalÕs Dad DOWN: 33. Street (abbr.) 1. KaraÕs Earth Name 34. Repeat Without Vowels 2. Shakespearean Title Word ======================================================== End of Section 1 ======================================================== REVIEWS ÑÑÑ- THE ÒTRIANGLEÓ TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- 44. ACTION COMICS #704, ÒEradication DayÓ Writer: David Michelinie Pencils: Jackson Guice Inker: Denis Rodier $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Jose R. Galan: 3 Shields Shawn Aeria: 3 Shields Ñ I donÕt know much about the Outsiders. They didnÕt give any reason to start picking it up. Arthur LaMarche: 2 Shields Ñ No strong points, Superman is loosing it. Ken McKee: 5 Shields Ñ Good story and great art. IÕve been fascinated by the Eradicator ever since he was just a little satellite. William Nixon: 2.5 Shields Ñ Eradicator slugfest but a great final page with Supes flying back to Metropolis Patrick M. Stout: 2 Shields Ñ 13 pages of fight scene and only 4 for characterization; I liked Perry and LoisÕ scene on page 6, though. Anatole Wilson: 1 Shield Ñ The continuing adventures of Super-Out-of- Character-Man. Yik. Superman, in order to find out whoÕs behind the dead body in the tomb, goes after the Eradicator. He finds him and the rest of the Outsiders ( well, a part of them ): Looker, Halo, Faust and Wylde, in an abandoned base that was once used to study to study extraterrestrials. Superman is really nervous, almost breaking down, and instead of words he uses fist to gar(d)ner (sorry, couldnÕt resist *ART*) the information he seeks. The Eradicator is not a victim, but an opponent not easily defeated. When Superman advance in battle, he tells the Eradicator his real purpose. The Eradicator answers he has nothing to do with the dead body Ñthat is not his way. The Outsiders decide to help their leader and attack Superman. Satisfied, Superman flies to Metropolis. To meet a man he never thought of before, the master of this scheme: Lex Luthor. He could be the answer. It started from scratch. The first issue written by Michelinie was really bad. The story and the art were weak from the always, till then, good team of Guice and Rodier. Now it is at good level, and improving with every page. The plot is clear, the story is readable, and the comic is fun. In one thought, no masterpieces here for the moment, but better stuff than a lot of those ÒhotÓ things all around. I have read a lot of criticism against GuiceÕs new style. I disagree. Although the first experiments were poor, but now is pretty consistent and good. More cartoon-ish, less detailed, but still the best Lois Lane you can dream of. My only complaints go against the Superman characterization. He is now more violent, yes, I can stand this. He seems to be a big muscles jerk, and I donÕt like this at all. I know Batman is the detective, but Superman always exhibited a nifty intelligence and a good style, till now. I think this is the most important ÒchangeÓ in SupermanÕs career. Forget the pre-crisis or post-crisis minor-to-nothing variations. This is the big thing, if it goes on like this. And donÕt misunderstand me. I mean, it was fun, as I said, it is only that I prefer the non-violence slogans. Jose R. Galan ======================================================== 45. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #39, ÒLife or DeathÓ Writer: Louise Simonson Artists: Jon Bogdanove & Dennis Janke $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/70p UK RATINGS: Anatole: 4.5 Shields Shawn Aeria: 2.5 Shields Ñ Not enough ÒDead Again,Ó too much Keith. Jose R Galan: 3 Shields Ñ Good story about Superman, a boy, and his dying mother. Arthur LaMarche: 5 Shields Ñ Nice social commentary, I would like to see more Ken McKee: 5 Shields Ñ Having Perry White and his wife wanting to adopt Keith brought a tear to my eye. Great story. Loved the way the cover had a Batman look to it. William Nixon: 4 Shields Ñ Luthor only features on the 2nd to last page and the issue was really about Keith, his mom, and the Whites. Nice to see the titles carry on a strong tradition of tackling social issues. Good writing by Louise Simonson. Patrick M. Stout: 4 Shields Ñ Great cover and a fast-moving story; a sad but quick resolution to the fate of KeithÕs mother, and two pages of great dialogue between Perry and Alice White (pages 9 and 15). ItÕs a strange paradox that I can berate the last issue of MOS for spending too much time on the supporting characters, and compliment this issue for doing the same thing. Though the ÒDead AgainÓ story arc is the motivational fulcrum for most of the events in this issue, this is undeniably KeithÕs story; it is a poignant story that touches upon many issues of today, including AIDS, oil spills, and the Haitian refugee crisis. Keith, as regular MOS followers know, was separated from his mother before Lex Luthor trashed Metropolis, and has had some pretty tough times as heÕs bounced from one bad situation to another. All this time, though, heÕs never given up his faith in two people; Superman and his mother. (and his cat *ART*) He demonstrates his faith in Superman at the beginning, when he fights with another kid who insists that the real Superman is dead, and later when he risks his life to break into the labs where the body of the dead ÒSupermanÓ is being kept. He shows his faith in his mother as he resists the WhitesÕ desire to adopt him, and is ÒrewardedÓ when he finds his mother, collapsed, in an alley. We watch as the Whites discuss adoption and what it will mean to them, as Keith stays next to his mother as her condition worsens, as the Whites receive permission from his mother to adopt him, and as they and Keith share their grief and support as his mother passes away; a sorrowful yet beautiful moment. WhereÕs the Steel? (Sorry, couldnÕt resist.) Although heÕs almost a minor player here, Superman receives some of the best characterization and writing IÕve seen in a Superman title in quite a long time. Action wise, Superman does what he does bestÑ he saves people. He stops some thugs in a tractor, he saves a shipwrecked oil tanker, and then saves a group of refugees whose small boat has capsized. I love seeing scenes, every now and then, of a super-hero actually being a benefit to humanity, instead of a magnet for super-disasters. And the characterization is wonderful. He ponders the mystery of the Superman corpse, but at the same time shows his unselfish concern for others. He even worries about Keith and plans to visit KeithÕs mother in the hospital. When he realizes that heÕs shown up too late, he shows the good taste not to interrupt the moment between Keith and the Whites. This is a strong contrast to the obsessed, unreasonable SupermaniacÑwhose character is as weak and malleable as silly puttyÑthat weÕre seeing currently in the other titles. The flaws in this issue? As far as the writing goes, it was the page wasted on Conduit. Get this straight, Superman writersÑ Conduit is not, I repeat, is NOT going to be the next Lex Luthor, the new ultimate Super-foe of the Ô90s. HeÕs a poorly conceived, poorly executed cliche of a villain. Drop him now and put him out of our misery. On the art side, while I still admire BogdanoveÕs layouts, the art gets sketchy at places. The most ostentatious example is the two- page spread at the front of the book. The inking is too loose and the SupermanÕs face looks as if he is experiencing G-force for the first time. If youÕre going to take up two pages with a single picture, you have to spend some time on the details, or you merely accentuate the flaws. Compare this with Mike GrellÕs work on his early WARLORD booksÑthose were powerful and beautiful spreads. Well, Super-crew, you caught me off-guard with this issue. It was thoughtful, tender, and a welcome departure from super-villain bashing as usual. But I understand in the next issue, the super- guacamole hits the fan as the villain behind ÒDead AgainÓ is revealed. I look forward to an action-packed issue with more plot development and less dwelling on the supporting cast. Anatole ======================================================== 46. SUPERMAN #95, ÒThe Zero EffectÓ Story and pencil art: Dan Jurgens Ink art: Mike Manley $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Jose R. Galan: 3 Shields Shawn Aeria: 3.5 Shields Ñ Good issue except for the overly stereotyping of the AtomÕs 17-year-old reactions. Arthur LaMarche: 2 Shields Ñ What is it with the replacing of all the classic heroes with the angst filled teenagers? Ken McKee: 4.5 Shields Ñ I like seeing the old villains as they are now. It was great to see the Atom even though he is younger, and I am still fascinated by the current story line. Probably is some flux in the Time line; hmmm, Supes #96 will have Doomsday in it. That should be interesting! William Nixon: 4 Shields Ñ I like the Jurgens/Manley art. Patrick M. Stout: 3 Shields Ñ AtomÕs-eye view artwork on pages 1-4 was a nice touch (great splash page angle by Jurgens); 4th World stuff makes me yawn, though. Anatole Wilson: 0 Shields Ñ Moronic story. The dumbing down of the Atom marks the tragic end of intelligent super-heroes in the DC Universe. The only one left who could be behind the body in the tomb scheme is Brainiac. So, to find out the truth about him Superman asks Prof. Hamilton to fix his Mother Box. He succeeds and, through the Boom Tube, Superman travels to New Genesis, where Brainiac is imprisoned. Atom, now a young Ray Palmer, travels along looking for Metron and the Moebius Chair hidden underneath SupermanÕs cape. Highfather welcomes Superman and both go to MetronÕs Lab. The alarms are triggered indicating an intruder has entered the room, and Atom reveals himself and explain his motives. He wants to travel to the past, with MetronÕs chair, to find out who he really is. After Zero Hour, in the new timestream he was left as an 17-year-old boy with almost no memories. Metron answers no. Frustrated, Atom enters the chair and pull some wires. Suddenly, Metron, Superman, Lightray and, of course, Atom are pulled into hyperspace right towards a blackhole. Following MetronÕs instructions while Superman and Lightray keep the way clear of dangerous asteroids, Atom repositions the wires and they all return to New Genesis. Now time for Brainiac. Superman discovers he is even worse than Luthor. No brain activity at all. SupermanÕs next destination: Apokolips. A light issue in the middle of the hard plot of the dead body saga, with the introduction of another ( Yes, another one, I think they are a Legion ) teenage hero with no past, this time the new Atom, who just mess things up and brings trouble. I donÕt know the future of Atom, I donÕt know what DC plans for him, and I must say I donÕt care too much for the moment. I really care about the New Gods. TheyÕre great, and you can only find them as guest stars when they deserve a lot more. Just look at this issue. The story is quite faint, but the presence of Orion, Lightray, Highfather and, of course, Metron, makes the difference. Even the Man of Steel seems to perform a secondary role. The solid pencils of Jurgens, this time inked by Manley ( It seems every body can ink this man ) gives a good atmosphere to the cosmic adventure, and cosmic travel: now the Earth, now New Genesis, now a black hole, and so on... The best, the starting sequence about Mother Box, and the off-voice of Atom describing the scene. Jose R. Galan ======================================================== 47. ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #518, ÒThe Armagetto Run!Ó Writer: Karl Kesel Pencils: Barry Kitson Inks: Ray McCarthy with Montano and Kesel $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Arthur LaMarche: 4 Shields Shawn Aeria: 4 Shields Ñ Apokolips is *much* more interesting than New Genesis. It was good to see Lashina/Duchess alive and kicking! Jose R Galan: 4 Shields Ñ Great art, nice dialogues, good Darkseid characterization. Ken McKee: 5 Shields Ñ I loved it! The contrast between Apokolips and New Genesis was striking! And I mentioned in a previous KC that Mxyzptlk might have something to do with SupermanÕs clone. William Nixon: 3.5 Shields Ñ Dead Again continues to tie up plot threads from the last year, this time Darkseid. The Apokolips art was striking and the last page guess of Mxyzptlk intriguing - did he do it? Patrick M. Stout: 3 Shields Ñ Extremely realistic action and dialogue (pages 14-20) between Superman and Darkseid; the violently angry Supes reminds me of one of the guys in my office, and DarkseidÕs cool demeanor makes him that much more chillingÑgreat work by Kesel with perfect supporting art by Kitson and McCarthy. Anatole Wilson: 3 Shields Ñ Nice to see old Apokolips villains, but Super-maniac is way out of character. BOOM! SupermanÕs Boom Tube takes him to Apokolips right in the heart of one of GrannyÕs training sessions. Needless to say, she is not happy about it, and sees an opportunity to impress and serve Darkseid by bringing him a captured or dead Superman. Virman is a little more rational, maybe even more so then our hero, and really does not know what to do. Granny does, and she sics her entire legion on Superman expecting success. Various fight panels ensue, but the troops are nothing more than a nuisance to Superman. Granny become more obsessed by the moment, but Darkseid grows tired of the game and commands Kanto, his royal assassin, to take action. Meanwhile, the masses of Apokolips have noticed Superman and seek him as their savior. They remember him from his first appearance on Apokolips. They run to him and Kanto put his plan in motion. Superman is standing on an unstable outcropping over the fire pits. Kanto uses a sonic attack and all the masses run to Superman for help. Fearing that the outcropping will collapse from the added weight, Superman stabilizes the outcropping, and flies off to confront Darkseid directly. Darkseid coolly speaks with Superman, trying to calm him down. He then hints that the culprit of the corpse has been involved with carnival sideshow theatrics, and then sends Superman back to Earth. Once Superman is banished, we see Darkseid begin to plot his own destruction of Superman. Back on Earth, Superman interprets the hint to be Mxyzptlk, and vows to reveal him. I really enjoyed this issue. I have always enjoyed the happenings on Apokolips, and Darkseid has always proven to be a worthy opponent for the Man of Steel. He is physically imposing, and he is a mastermind in scheming. Even though he is not the true culprit he is still able to take a jab at Kal-ElÕs trembling psyche with the Òwhether you are the real Superman or not...Ó This is not just a throw away line. The art was clean and the colors were great. I loved the highlights on Superman caused by the lights, especially that caused by the Fire Pits on Page 11. The fight with the GrannyÕs legion was not all that exciting. Like I said earlier, they were just a nuisance to Superman. But, it was good to see that his psyche was not so damaged to keep him from holding back from really hurting these ÒsuperfauderÓ DarkseidÕs hints can refer to only one or two people. Brainiac, who took over a mind readerÕs body who used to work in a traveling carnival, or Dabney Donovan who is currently the Ring Master of his own clone circus. Both villains have a hatred for Superman and have the power to create a corpse or the appearance of a corpse. My vote is for Brainiac, I think the hints were a treat for the long time Superman fans. Arthur LaMarche ======================================================== 48. ACTION COMICS #705, ÒBodies & MotionÓ Writer: David Michelinie Artists: Jackson Guice and Denis Rodier $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Arthur LaMarche: 1 Shield Ken McKee: 1.5 Shields Ñ I love the current story and the struggle that Superman is going through in trying to figure out his identity. The cover was great. But I deeply resent the implication that the man who murdered Sylvia Feltman is getting his orders from God. I hope this gets dropped real quick. As a Christian I find this deeply offensive. For this reason I give the comic a low rating. William Nixon: 4 Shields Ñ the villain revealed, the appearance of Mxyzptlk and lots of unanswered questions like how did Brainiac do it? Oh, and a nice swipe at London tabloids :-) Patrick M. Stout: 4 Shields Ñ MichelinieÕs ending really was a surprise to meÑthe whole story had a nice, sustained mood to it; the slasher sub-plot turned me off, though. Jeff Sykes: 2.5 Shields Ñ The more I think about it, maybe RodierÕs inks are the problem with the art in this title. The story is not catching me, though. Michelinie has yet to impress me. This issue takes us to the Star Labs were the super corpse is kept. There we find a deranged Superman. He breaks into the lab and steals the corpse. He is observed by the surveillance crew who quickly call the Special Crimes Unit. While the Special Crimes Unit race to the scene, two important developments occur. In the Daily Planet building several of the reporters are trying to come up with a story angle on the recent developments in SupermanÕs life. What we see is a flash back of Mxyzptlk first time appearance in Metropolis, and a deranged Superman raving about Mxyzptlk. Across town, Superman duplicates the test conducted by Hamilton coming up with the same results. His rage burns even more and his psyche fragments even worse. He trashes the lab in anger and vows to destroy the corpse showing that the corpse is not invulnerable, thus proving that it is not the real Superman. Still elsewhere, a psychopath murders a telemarketing operator because he only saved three cents when he switched from Lexphone to D.A.S.H. and he thinks that he has been sent by God to kill all deceivers Ñ including the greatest deceiver of all. With the Telemarketing operatorÕs corpse is a copy of the Daily Planet with the Headline ÒDuped AgainÓ. Maggie Sawyer, Turpin, and Tenclouds arrive at Star Labs in battle suits that have been modeled after the Kryptonian Battle Suit determined to confine the berserking Superman. They use every piece of weaponry that the Robots can supply, but Superman quickly destroys all three claiming that they are just more of Mxyzptlk pranks. He rips Maggie from the rubble and claims that he could kill her and it wouldnÕt matter because everything would return to normal once Mxyzptlk is sent back to the 5th dimension. Just as Superman is about the turn SawyerÕs head into goo Mxyzptlk arrives. He claims that he is not to blame for the corpse, but wishes he was, and leaves as quickly as he arrived. Superman screams ÒIÕm going out of my mind!Ó Back on New Genesis there is a similar scream of Òyesss!Ó from the spire that holds Brainiac. On the final page of the book, we see Brainiac is alive and well. He trashes the Spire and several of the his captors and claims responsibility for driving Superman crazy, and now plans to administer the killing blow personally. I have enjoyed the tour through the Superman Mythos, but I just cannot deal with the length to which Superman is out of control. It seems that the superteam has gone to great lengths to make Superman more Human. They killed him, a distinctly human characteristic, and now they are having him loose his mind. I will be glad when this is all over. I was also disturbed by the slasher subplot. It really turned my stomach. I am sure it will be used in latter issues, but I am sure there could be other ways to introduce this character. The art in the book was strong. I really enjoyed the Background colors. With the rain throughout the book, they strongly added to the mood of the plot. Their were also other particular scenes that struck me. I really like the page where the Robots flashed Superman, most of the colors are whited out. I also enjoyed the blackout-silhouetted superman except for the ÒSÓ when he was backlit by the fire. I will be glad when Superman pulls himself back together. I just have a hard time believing that Superman would go this far over the edge just because of the lack of faith exhibited by some people. Arthur LaMarche ======================================================== End of Section 2 ======================================================== REVIEWS (cont) ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ OTHER SUPER-TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ SUPERBOY #10, ÒHilo Monsters!Ó Writer: Karl Kesel Guest Artist: Humberto Ramos Guest Inkers: Ande Parks & Stan Woch $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Victor Chan: 3.5 Shields Shawn Aeria: 3.5 Shields Ñ Wow!, a Òdifferent cultureÓ means more then just exotic coloring this issue! Arthur LaMarche: 3 Shields Ñ I always enjoy this title, but I miss Tom Grummett Jeff Sykes: 4 Shields Ñ Great writing by Kesel, nice art by Ramos (though not exactly Grummett, is it?) Ñ still the best Super-book. Anatole Wilson: 4 Shields Ñ Nice writing, decent art, fun to read. What IÕve come to expect from Superboy. While Tana and Superboy are having a heart-to-heart during the remaining time in their weekend in Hilo, a large commotion erupts in a city nearby. Promptly flying to investigate, Superboy comes across the Banyan Beast who appears to be animated, malevolent tree. After saving a young woman, he uses his super-specs to sear through the trunk of the tree. After launching it in the direction of some power lines, the tree disappears in a blaze of electricity. Superboy delicately extricates himself from the admiration of the young woman he had saved and flies Tana high above the ocean to continue their personal conversation. Before long, they come across Zzitaxx, a giant seemingly formed of electricity. The Metropolis Kid soundly defeats him only to face a huge dinosaur. Again, Superboy lays low his enemy and discovers that his opponents were all the transformations of BEM, a blue, gremlin-like character. Attempting to transform into a mechanical creature, he is beaten back by Superboy and lands in the ocean. While Superboy races to save him, BEM discorporates. Thinking BEM dead, Superboy laments only to be buoyed back to joviality by the crowd. Meanwhile, the Silicon Dragons set forth a search for BEM. Finally alone, Tana reveals to Superboy her intentions regarding their relationship. Sparks may fly! Why did I get the impression that this was almost a filler issue? Well, the storyline was somewhat mundane because Superboy didnÕt have any difficulty against BEM, who came across as merely a disgruntled - not evil - person. However, I was spurred by the pacing of the story and an actual progression of SuperboyÕs relationship with Tana Moon. I still consider RamosÕ stint as pretty admirable despite some of the nay-sayers I come across. Even though IÕm hoping that there will be a better plot development next issue, Superboy #10 still deserves: 3.5/5 Shields On a side note, Tom Grummett should be back next issue. Although it seems that heÕs been on a break (Robin #10 & 11 penciled by Phil Jiminez - recommended), heÕs still performed cover art duties for the issues which have been guest-penciled, for Aquaman #3 in which Superboy guest-stars (a 4/5 Shields issue), and for the aforementioned Robin. Victor Chan ======================================================== STEEL #10, ÒBlood GuiltÓ Writer: Louise Simonson Penciller: Frank Fosco Inker: Mark Stegbauer $1.50/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Shawn Aeria: 2 Shields Ñ Almost 3, just because they had the good graces to end this story early! Arthur LaMarche: 1 Shield Ñ ClicheÕ, didnÕt care for the style of art Jeff Sykes: 1.5 Shields Ñ Though the art was passable, the story was very unoriginal, boring, and lacked any real depth. (Since #0, IÕve really not enjoyed this book much. Maybe #0 was the exception...) Anatole Wilson: 1 Shield Ñ Convoluted plot, stiff art. Stories seem totally disjointed from issue to issue. WhatÕs going on here? REVIEW This issue begins pretty much where we left off last time. Steel is being carted away from the murder scene by the police. Officer Beryl notices that the victimÕs blood is an obscure drawing of a badge that was done (presumably) by the victim in her own blood. Shauna instantaneously realizes that she has misjudged Steel. Steel is led outside. Detective Carroll is given another opportunity to prove that he is a jerk. ItÕs almost as if they want to remove ALL the suspense about who the murderous cop is! Carroll takes over the crime scene. Shauna is sent back to the station to book Steel. As soon as she gets there she helps Steel escape. Luckily, she saves him from having his mask removed The suspense is just killing you, huh? Steel pretends to take Shauna captive and busts out of the Police Station. He drops Shauna off and flies away. He arrives home and gets harassed for allowing himself to be arrested. He explains that this was his way of trying to tell the police the truth. not an admission of guilt. Shauna and Carroll take a stroll to the morgue for the pathology report on Rosie. The cause of death was a claw that ripped RosieÕs jugular. We also find out that there was an unusual skin samples beneath RosieÕs finger nails. Steel flies to ShaunaÕs place and they compare notes. They determine that the murderer must be a cop who hates child abusers. They canÕt decide if RosieÕs last words about ÒAltarÓ mean a Òchurch altarÓ or an Òalter egoÓ. Shauna makes the logical conclusion that if the meaning is ÒAlter EgoÓ the murderer might have multiple personality disorder. Skip to ÒAlterÓ ripping an abuserÕs head off. This seems to be a flashback because ÒAltarÓ is shocked at what he has done. So the murderer is now supposed to be given sympathy by the reader because he is just a product of a bad home. Shauna continues to gather data about the murderer. The finger print they found at the crime scene belongs to an Adam Kroft. An abused runaway whose father had been murdered in the fashion as AlterÕs victims. Kroft is from Chicago, and guess what?, Ben Carroll is *also* from Chicago! Who would have imagined that? Shauna tempts Carroll with the info she has....and guess what, he takes the bait. She is attacked on her way home by Alter. Bullets have no effect on him. Steel comes to her rescue in the stereotypical Ònick-of-timeÓ. The two scuffle for a bit. Carroll is ÒrevealedÓ to be Alter, who mutters, ÒThere is no Carroll. There is no Kroft. There is only... THE ALTERÓ Yup, we got a murderer with Multiple Personality Disorder. They fight more. Steel wins. It was *that* exciting. Shauna runs into Steels arms. She is now the official Òlove interestÓ. The Police come with special STAR lab cuffs and haul off Alter. As usual they make incredibly simplistic connections between mental trauma and the cause of metagene/mutant powers. Equally simplistic parallels are made between Alter/Carroll/Kroft and SteelÕs life as a masked vigilante. The most interesting part of this issue; the next issue box. ÒNext month: Extreme Justice!Ó I am going to assume this means Captain AtomÕs version of the Justice League is going to be Washington DC. Wow, a crossover that makes sense! Now I have to wonder which Captain Atom it will be! OPINIONS Poor, poor, poor issue. I am sorry if I seem overly gripeful, but Steel is one of my favorite heroes. Passing off this sub-standard slop as a story is a crime. Recycling is cool and all, but that doesnÕt apply to stories. I wonder how many readers Steel lost from the poor storyline they used for these last two issues. Well, at least they ended it quick. Practically everyone in this issue is a throwaway character. Alter is a poor idea badly executed. He is not novel nor is he tragic. He is too simple. (I MISS YOU CRAZY JANE, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!) sorry for that little outburst. Shauna Beryl is equally simple. She is the archetypal beautiful-lady-cop-who-will-be-the-real-heroÕs-love-interest that has appeared in almost every medium. Steel was just a big-armored-guy this issue. He gets a ÒzeroÓ for personality this month. Those were the only three characters who did anything this issue. Some Irons family scenes might have given this issue some merit, but there was only one page of confrontation with Blondell. This comic better get its act togetherÑFAST! Shawn Aeria _________________________________________________________________ ***************************************************************** MINISERIES AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS #2, ÒDonovanÕs CircusÓ Writer: Karl ÒHalf Man, Half AlligatorÓ Kesel Pencils: Keiron ÒFire EaterÓ Dwyer Inks: Mike ÒIndian Rubber ManÓ Manley 1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Arthur LaMarche: 3.5 Shields Jeff Sykes: 4 Shields Ñ This is a fun title. I hope that we can see more of the Newsboys in the not-too-distant future. Donovan places the captured adult News Boys and the Guardian in a literal three rings circus. Watching the performance are countless clones of Donovan himself. To entertain himselves, he releases various other genetically engineered monstrosities. In ring one, he has Òthe jugglersÓ. These creatures are small furry Òtribble-likeÓ things with razor sharp teeth. They like to be juggled. If they are dropped they bite, and try to enter the juggling again. In ring two, Donovan releases the clowns. They are silent mimes, or should I write mines. They have a built in fuse that will explode as the fuse burns down. But, they also have invisible baseball bats that are used to bludgeon their foes. In the third ring Donovan has the animal acts. Here a wolf-man attacks the guardian. Meanwhile, at the orphanage the young newsboy are still trying to locate Bobby Harper. They are being chased by guards, but Scrapper caves in a wall, as he misses the guards with a shot from his acquired cannon. But, that success is quickly ruined as they set off a trapdoor and fall into a cage with many of the other orphans. Here they are able to Locate Bobby Harper, who we find to be a girl with a lot of spunk. Luckily, the Metropolis Special Crimes Unit shows up and rescues the boys and the other orphans. Granny, Moxie and Virman escape through a small Boom Tube to the top of the building. Words are exchanged as well as blame, and it appears that Moxie will borrow some of the Furies to capture the boys and have them sent to Apokolips. Back at the Circus things are starting to look desperate for our heroes. But with a little luck and a little ingenuity they are able to overcome the clones in the rings and escape the cages. But, as they rush to escape, they are apparently blown up in an explosion. This was a an good comic. I love the Superman Mythos, I cannot get enough of it. I anxiously await Showcase Ô95. I like Donovan, he is out there, he is a classic mad scientist. The clones he creates to destroy the men of Cadmus are just whacked. Strangling Balloons that manipulate the writing on their surface, who else could have come up with such a thing. The Newsboys are always good for a laugh or two. The ÒBobby HarperÓ twist was also interesting, I hope the Superteam keeps her. The Newsboy Legion could really use a spunky girl, kind of like a Young Lois Lane. I will keep my fingers crossed, as I hope you all will also. I also like GabbyÕs ÒinvisibleÓ friend Charlie the classic ÒinvisibleÓ friend that really does exist. Arthur LaMarche ======================================================== METROPOLIS SCU #2, ÒCop OutÓ Writer: Cindy Goff Pencils: Pete Krause Inks: Jose Marzan Jr $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: Arthur LaMarche: 2.5 Shields Shawn Aeria: 2.75 Shields Ñ This story could have been a lot more interesting. Jeff Sykes: 2 Shields Ñ I want to like this book, but itÕs just not working for me. It seems that there is little focus in the story. And for the sake of POWER OF SHAZAM, I hope that the weak art in this title is due to the inking. This issue opens up with training exercise for some of the new recruits to the police force, including Lois Lane. The situation is a gunman in a building. Some of the recruits do poorly, and some do well including Lois. The scene then breaks to a prison escape, time passes, and Maggie and TobyÕs relationship slips further. We also find out that nine oil or coal refineries have been blown up by some terrorist organization, and the SCU begins to work with the FBI to find the culprits. The situation with the terrorist is becoming desperate, because with every passing day the soot and ash produced by these fires is making the days darker. By speaking to some of the witnesses the SCU is able to identify the culprit, and are enraged to find out that he had escaped several months ago, but the FBI kept it under wraps. While this is going on Lois is working nights on the Metropolis Police Force. One night, a situation develops and Lois is forced to kill a gunman to save her partner. She handles the situation like a seasoned veteran. As Maggie talks Lois down, Lois become ill and is forced to leave the car. After a few more months Lois and her class mates graduate from the police academy. As MaggieÕs congratulation speech plays in the background, Maggie walks home to find a lonely house and a good-bye letter from Toby. As I stated in the last review, I love the Superman Mythos. But, this was just an average issue. The art work was average, the story was average. I thought the darkening of the sky by a few refinery fires was a little much, but then again, I am reading a story about a guy who flies and bounces bullets off his chest, so I can suspend some disbelief. The strongest portion of the story was the ending. I could feel MaggieÕs pain when she read TobyÕs Good-bye letter. I hope she gets another chance. Once again, an average issue, pick it up to get your fix of the Metropolis Mythos. Arthur LaMarche ======================================================== AQUAMAN #3, ÒArthur Goes HawaiianÓ Written by Peter David Penciled by Gene Gonzales & Martin Egeland Inked by Howard M. Shum $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS: William J Nixon: 4.5 Shields Ñ Great writing as Aquaman comes to term with his new harpoon and some great dialogue with a cocky Superboy. (4 Shields for the great Grummett and Austin cover) Shawn Aeria: 3.5 Shields Ñ Good issue, but Superboy was portrayed far too brash. Jeff Sykes: 4 Shields Ñ Peter David portrayed Superboy well, if maybe a tad too headstrong. I really enjoyed the art Ñ both inside and out! Quick recap: All the rumors were true and Aquaman is now a hero without a left hand [he lost it to piranhas in Aquaman #2]. Superboy guests with jokes and attitude. Good story. Back in Atlantis Aquaman and his friends come to terms with his decision to replace his missing hand with a harpoon. The first half off the book deals with this decision and the dialogue is great. When Vulko, his advisor asks what if he [Aquaman] forgets heÕs wearing it Garth rebukes him with Ôthe words Ònot bloody likelyÓ come to mindÕ. Porm, AquamanÕs dolphin friend is captured by Japanese fishermen which looks like it will become important further down the line. In Chapter Two ÒMaking wavesÓ Aquaman, Babe and Garth travel to a Hawaiian military base to see General Strom - the General who contacted Garth about the missing nuclear subs in Aquaman #1. When they arrive they face two MPÕs who wonÕt disturb the GeneralÕs meeting, Aquaman slices the muzzles of their rifles off and pushes one of them against the wall. Enter Superboy who grabs Arthur by the harpoon, lifts him into the air and quips Òlooks like I got the catch of the dayÓ. The dialogue sparkles as Superboy and Aquaman slug it out for a couple of pages with Superboy gaining the upper hand [no pun intended]. He tells Aquaman that even with the new ÔpigstickerÕ heÕs not impressed. More MPÕs arrive and surround Aquaman, Superboy tells him to just walk away. Arthur tells him heÕll be back and Superboy replies ÔYeah, you do that ÒTerminatorÓÕ Superboy stays on with the MPÕs for three hours when puddles start appearing. They look up to see Aquaman, Garth and Babe riding blue whales on the crest of a tsunami as Aquaman yells out ÒHey punk, impressed yet?Ó. The waves engulf the base and Superboy finds himself gasping for air underwater. Aquaman points in him in the right direction and fires him out of the water into a wall. Garth, Babe and Aquaman then head down the corridor to StromÕs office. Superboy puts in a final appearance, disheveled, his outfit torn but his goggles intact. Aquaman gives him a lecture on his own reputation and the importance of knowing when to hold back. Strom dismisses Superboy and meets up with Aquaman. Garth, Aquaman and Babe stride in to StromÕs office. Babe gives Superboy a kiss and heÕs left standing, looking slightly confused as the door slams shut. I came to this title because of Peter DavidÕs writing and must admit I was uneasy about the whole Òlosing the hand thingÓ. But this is the Ô90Õs and it seems radical things must happen to heroes these days. The way Peter David has handled it (and conceived it) has been well thought out and itÕs starting to make for compulsive reading. Characterization is strong in this title and SuperboyÕs character was cocky, wise-cracking and not short of a few fish or hand jokes. He was youth pitted against the experience and assurance of a mature Aquaman and David made the most of that. Superboy even after being slammed into a wall doggedly pursues Aquaman until heÕs dismissed, ready to go down to his last gasp rather than walk away. The art was strong as EgelandÕs pencils (with Gonzales this issue) continue to define the look of the new Aquaman with beard, flowing blonde hair and the harpoon. Superboy was drawn older than I would expect to see him and looked 19 or 20 years old but guest appearances give other artists the opportunity to showcase their interpretation. I wouldnÕt say this issue is essential Superboy reading, but he does have some great lines and it will be interesting to see his future dealings with Aquaman. There are a number of Aquaman plot threads set up in this issue, and if SuperboyÕs appearance can get people interested in the guy from under the waves, then so much the better. This version should be the one that keeps him back in the DC Universe :-) In summary, give it a try and see what you think. William J Nixon ======================================================== End of Section 3 ======================================================== LOOKING BACK ÑÑÑÑÑÑ THE POST-BYRNE REVIEW: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by Mark Lamutt (markdl@netcom.com / mdlamut0@wcc.com) Title: ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #467, ÒDark Knight Over MetropolisÓ Written by: Dan Jurgens Penciled by: Dan Jurgens Inked by: Art Thibert Cover Date: June 1990 Cover Price: $0.75 US/$0.95 CAN/50p UK Overstreet: $1.00 Dark Knight Over Metropolis - Part Two To: Mannheim, Director of Intergang From: Gillespie RE: Intergang Activities Update Morgan Edge, former director of WGBS, and one of IntergangÕs main co- conspirators, will soon be going on trial. Cat GrantÕs cover of a romantic involvement with Edge gained her information leading to a series of damaging articles by Clark Kent and Lois Lane. Jose Delgado, AKA Gangbuster, has been hired by CatÕs former husband to protect her for the duration of the Edge trial. ÒCat CallsÓ - by Catherine Grant Ladies, get ready! Gotham CityÕs most eligible bachelor is coming to town for the Zenith Awards, hosted by Lex Luthor tomorrow night. Bruce Wayne should steal some of the spotlight from the festivities... SupermanÕs thoughts trouble him as he makes his nightly patrol, as the Batman has come to Metropolis. The Dark Knight left a note for Superman requesting a meeting, and Superman is concerned. ** Interstate Dispatch ** Unidentified homicide victim in Metropolis showed signs of slight radiation poisoning... Breaking into the Metropolis police seventh precinct, Batman enters the morgue. He is taking pictures of the dead womanÕs body, when an officer surprises him. The officer orders Batman to answer some questions, to which he asks, ÒAre you going to shoot me in the back as I walk out of here?Ó The officer trips the alarms as Batman swings from the open window. As he patrols, Superman hears the alarms. Flying to the scene, the Man of Steel spots a shadowed figure on a rooftop, and assuming that it is Batman, he descends. However, the figure turns out to be Gangbuster, who is guarding Cat GrantÕs apartment from the rooftop. Soon thereafter, Batman arrives on the scene, and asks to speak with Superman alone. As the two fly into the night, Cat appears on the roof, and the roof gives way under GangbusterÕs feet. He falls into the room beneath, where he is met with a man calling himself Shockwave. As you will recall from last monthÕs issue, Shockwave was one of the two hired by Intergang to capture Cat. The other was Chiller, a self-proclaimed human chameleon, who also appears on the scene. Jose Delgado lays stunned on the floor, as Chiller assumes his form. ÒZenith AwardsÓ - by Rollin DeWitt Clark Kent, formerly a staff columnist with the Daily Planet is expected to dominate the awards tonight for his series exposing Intergang. Aided by Lois Lane and Cat Grant, his series shed light on years of underworld activities that had baffled authorities... Superman and Batman descend to the ground next to Bruce WayneÕs limousine, where Batman takes a picture from his onboard computer and shows it to Superman. Superman recognizes the woman immediately, as the one who some weeks before had tried to kill him with LuthorÕs Kryptonite ring. Batman neglects to reveal to Superman that he is now in possession of the ring. As the ring once belonged to Lex Luthor, Superman and Batman break into the LexCorp tower to look around. After Superman circumvents the electronic surveillance with his heat vision, the pair enter LuthorÕs private sanctuary. Batman immediately searches the computer and discovers the woman who had the ring, and her address. Superman hears guards moving their way, so the two beat a hasty retreat. Meanwhile, Chiller, disguised as Delgado, arrives at Cat GrantÕs apartment, ready to take her to the awards. The scene shifts to the Zenith awards ceremony, as Clark and Lois make their appearance. They meet Bruce Wayne, and then run into Lex Luthor. Telling Clark that he once saved his life, Lex Luthor makes it known that he always pays his debts. At that moment, Intergang attacks, with laser fire sizzling though the air. As Clark moves away from the crowd, tearing open his shirt, Luthor shoves him out of the way of the incoming fire. Bruce Wayne moves Lois to safety, and then moves away to become the Dark Knight. Heating the pool with his heat vision, Clark uses the rising steam to cover his change to the Man of Steel. Batman takes care of the Intergang thugs on the ground, while Superman takes out their ship. After the excitement, Lois asks both of the heroes if Cat has arrived yet. Fearing that she has been caught, Superman and Batman fly off in search of her. Meanwhile, Shockwave collapses the building where he has Gangbuster tied up, and Chiller reveals his true identity to Cat, as the cab they are riding in drives away. As with part one of this story arc, the writing style used by the various authors - Dan Jurgens in this case - makes the readability choppy. The scenes are all broken into pieces, with newspaper articles tying them together. However, now that the story is progressing, the tension is building nicely. And, as far as writers go, Dan Jurgens is one of the best (or, in my opinion, he used to be anyway). Dan resolves some of the minor points of the story in this issue, but the main storyline builds to a peak, requiring the reader to wait two weeks for resolution. All in all, though, a well written issue that definitely makes the reader want to pick up the concluding issue in this arc. Concerning the artwork in this issue, it is exemplary, except for one thing that really annoys me. BatmanÕs cowl is drawn with ears so small that he looks more like a mouse than a Bat. I donÕt know if this was the way Batman was being drawn back then, as I didnÕt read the book, but compared to the way he is drawn today, he just doesnÕt look correct. Other than that, though, the art is well done. Out of a possible 5 shields, I give this book 3 shields. Stay tuned next time for the conclusion of Dark Knight over Metropolis in Action Comics #654. Mark ======================================================== THE PRE-BYRNE REVIEWS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- SUPERMAN #136 DATE: April, 1960 TITLE: ÒThe Super-Clown of MetropolisÓ EDITOR: Mort Weisinger REVIEW BY: Patrick Stout PLOT SYNOPSIS: Lois reads a message on one of the Daily PlanetÕs newswiresÑSuperman is urgently requested to visit billionaire ÒSad SamÓ Smith. Clark feigns dizziness from a recent glance out the window, makes a quick trip to the storeroom, and soon Superman is flying toward the wealthy manÕs estate. ÒThings are picking up,Ó he thinks. ÒNow IÕm getting distress-calls from billionaires.Ó Smith tells Superman that heÕs dying and would like to laugh one time before his death. If anyone makes Smith laugh, heÕll leave his $1 billion fortune to the Metropolis Orphan Fund; if he fails to find amusement before dying, his death will trigger the material destruction of his savings and property. A television comedian, a circus clown, and a vaudeville act all fail to amuse the billionaire while Superman is present. The man of steel flies off to his Fortress of Solitude, returning to SmithÕs mansion with a crate of materials heÕd prepared for a charity benefit the following week. Ripping the inner workings out of a television set, Superman inserts his face and blurs the image to duplicate technical difficulty. This more angers than amuses Smith, for his $500 TV set is ruined. Superman introduces a robot sidekick dressed in a top hat who eats a giant dumbbell like licorice and knocks the man of steel out with a wooden malletÑSmith is bored. Superman makes a mile-long hero sandwich and peels a 6-foot mountain of onions to go with itÑSmith cries from the onion fumes. Superman whips up a gigantic pie ala mode, and his robot stooge trips him and causes him to fall into the pie toppingÑSmith tells the ice cream-coated superhero that the jokeÕs not funny. The man of steel imitates Red SkeltonÕs bird routine, he blows a giant bubblegum bubble and pretends itÕs carrying him aloft, he pretends to be injured by a childÕs Kryptonite-shaped green rubber ball, he introduces a Superman robot that tap dances and falls apart. The jokes just donÕt get to the sad-faced billionaire, and Superman gives up. Clark Kent later enters SmithÕs home to interview him and write the story of how Superman failed to make him laugh. During the interview, his x-ray vision spots a toddler toppling off a bridge. With no time to spare to make excuses, he immediately changes to Superman and prepares to go to the rescue. Smith laughs uproariously: ÒHa! Ha! Ha! Meek, mild, shy Clark Kent supposedly Superman? Ho! Ho! What a laugh! How hilarious!Ó ÒYouÕll believe it when I leap out through that window,Ó Clark says, but then his x-ray vision shows him that a policeman has caught the falling boy and returned him to his mother. To complete his performance, he misses the window and crashes into the wall beside it. Sad Sam continues to laugh, assuring Clark that he has earned the billion dollars for the orphan fund. One month later, Lois tells Clark that the billionaire, now known as ÒHappy SamÓ, has had a complete reversal of health. ÒHe canÕt stop laughing whenever he thinks of you,Ó she says, Òand heÕs now working on his second billion.Ó REVIEW: This is essentially a two or three paragraph plot padded out to fill eight pages. ItÕs Superman in a situation comedy. For anyone whoÕs seen Superman create a smoke-filled room or use super-breath to blow a person out the door, itÕs silly to think that ClarkÕs mind couldnÕt come up with a way to stop Sad Sam from witnessing his change to Superman. This story discarded the sense that Clark would always shield his other identity for the sake of its necessary punch line. But, I must say, I got a laugh out of Clark/Superman crashing into the living room wall. Though it didnÕt phase Sad Sam, I think the two-panel scene where Superman falls into the pie is also hilarious. And the onion-peeling panel is worth a chuckle. There have been many stories written for laughs where Superman plays straight man; this is one of the few where heÕs the comedian. ======================================================== SUPERMAN #399, ÒThe Man Who Saw Superman Die,Ó Sept. 1984 Written by Paul Kupperberg Penciled by Eduardo Barreto Inked by Dave Hunt $.75 Rating: 4 Shields. Colonel Future is quite a hero with his jetpack and ability to see the future. This story opens with Colonel Hamilton and Dr. Isaacs standing outside the Metropolis headquarters of S.T.A.R. Labs congratulating each other on their successful space-shuttle navigation project. They separate and suddenly Colonel Hamilton reacts to a mental picture of being hit by a careening car. He barely escapes injury and realizes he is seeing the future...again. He begins to remember his life as Colonel Future and how he tried to use his ÒFuturesightÓ to ÒseeÓ and avert futuristic technology. This time he sees Superman being shot with an ordinary gun and dying! Cut to Clark Kent on the television show ÒMetropolis MorningÓ interviewing Superman; actually it is an actor who just happens to be filming the next Superman movie while raising money for a local charity. At the same time some crooks are planning to steal the charity funds by wearing Superman costumes at the local fund-raiser. It seems there will be a lot of people wearing Superman costumes at the party. Later that day Colonel Future zooms through the atmosphere trying to recreate the events that allow him to see the future. The only drawback is that he has to be in a near fatal situation to experience it. So he turns off his jetpack and plummets to the earth realizing he has only a matter of seconds to restart the engine or be a greasy spot on the ground. Naturally Superman tries to intercept the plunging Future. Suddenly the Colonel disappears and then reappears at S.T.A.R. Labs, leaving Superman completely baffled. Colonel Future now knows exactly when and where Superman will die; heÕs just not sure how to prevent it. The Colonel sets up a dangerous decoy to attract SupermanÕs attention while the crooks dressed up in Superman costumes take off with all the charity funds. Meanwhile a battle ensues between Colonel Future and Superman. Future has Superman in a force field which he finds difficult to escape. Future has the ability to make himself invisible with a teleportation device, making his capture even more difficult. Future is intent on keeping Superman preoccupied and away from his appointment with death. Unfortunately he inadvertently teleports himself to the very spot where Superman is supposed to die. This is also the same location where the Superman look-alikes are located. One of the crooks knocks Future out from behind and puts a Superman costume on him as a decoy for the cops. When Future recovers he finds an armed guard pointing a loaded gun at him. In a panic Future tries to explain that the guard has the wrong man. A shot rings out from the copÕs gun and Future falls to the ground. Just then the real Superman swoops down and explains to the guard that Future has not been shot. He melted the bullet with his heat vision before it hit its target; Future only had a mild heart attack. Finally the bad guys are captured and Superman revives Future from his Ònear death experience.Ó Future says to Superman, ÒBut you...you werenÕt shot...didnÕt die...? My precognitive sight...was wrong again?Ó Superman responds, ÒNot quite, Ed...you just interpreted it wrong! You were in a Superman costume and you were shot at...and you did die...at least technically, for a few seconds.Ó The story ends there. But I would like to see more of Colonel Future as a modern-day hero. Ken McKee stdkrm01@shsu.edu ======================================================== THE SUPER-KIDS OF SUPERMAN! by Jon Knutson (jonknutson@aol.com) Part 2 (of 5) In Superman 215, Apr 68, the story opens at Lois LaneÕs funeral. Her widowed husband, Superman, and their child, Lanie, are grief-stricken. We discover that the Dimension Master shot Superman with a ray that bouced off him and hit Lois, apparently blasting her to atoms. Lanie, a mere tot, wants to revenge her motherÕs death, but Superman stops her. Flying to the Fortress of Solitude, Superman tells Lanie never to open a certain door. In the months that follow, Superman and Lanie try to make a normal life for themselves. A year later, Superman unveils a Lois robot. However, Superman deludes himself into thinking itÕs the real Lois, and when he is reminded of LoisÕ death, he does nothing when the robotÕs power runs down. The Planet decides to hold a contest to find a new wife for Superman, and one of the contestants is a dead-ringer (no pun intended) for Lois, but it turns out to be the Dimension MasterÕs wife, Chamelon Queen. As the two laugh at Superman, Braniac and Luthor swoop in and kill SupermanÕs tormentors. Later, at the Fortress, Lanie accidently exposes herself to Red K, which causes her to disintegrate before SupermanÕs eyes. However, Superman finds the rays simply sent her to a parallel Earth. Superman exposes himself to the same rays, and travels to the parallel Earth. Finding Lanie, Superman decides to take his daughter to this parallel EarthÕs Fortress. Using his telescopic vision, he spots this EarthÕs Lois, who isnÕt married. Predictably, Lois gets herself in trouble, and Superman flies to her rescue. Lois apologizes for being such a pest, but Superman just asks her to marry him. He runs into this EarthÕs Superman, who is less than pleased that his EarthÕs Lois thinks that he proposed to her. The two Supermen agree to switch Earths. In Superman 218 (Jul 69), we find whatÕs apparently the only non- Imagionary story with a super-child (not counting the WorldÕs Finest Super-Sons stories). ÒSupermanÕs Secret PastÓ Opens at a celebration in Lake City on the anniversary of the day Superman saved the town from a flood. While visiting the celebration, Superman spots a tot Òplaying with a fistful of diamonds... as if they were marbles.Ó Lois, who is covering the event, comes upon Superman and the tot. Superman thinks somehow the tot got the diamonds from a nearby jewelry store which is closed for the event. The tot takes Lois and Superman to his mother. Arriving there, the tot (whose name is Carl) is scolded by his mother for taking the jewels outside. She tells Superman that Carl made them himself by squeezing lumps of coal. She asks Superman why heÕs surprised, but Supeman insists heÕs never seen Carl before in his life. This upsets the woman, Larissa Lenox (thereÕs that double-L thing again!), because she ans Superman were married five years ago. She shows him their marriage certificate, inscribed wedding ring, and photos from their honeymoon. The last photo has a picture of Mr. Mxyzptlk, which causes Lois to theorize that Mxy used his magic to erase SupermanÕs memory of the marriage. Superman still canÕt believe it, until Larissa shows Superman the super-suit she claims he made for Carl, which is indestructible, and Carl demonstrates he can fly like his father. Superman decides he needs to make one more test, and brings some Kryptonite in a lead box. Upon opening it, Carl reacts in pain. Superman starts to make up for lost time, but finds that Carl isnÕt happy with standard toys Ñ he wants to play with the real thing. Superman tells Larissa that heÕll teach Carl how to use his powers properly, but first they must go to the Fortress of Solitude for the Kryptonian Oath of Dedication. Repeating the oath, Carl says ÒKayeltee Peazee Wyex Em,Ó which is KLTPZYXM, or Mxyzptlk backwards. Carl changes into Mxy, and returns to his own dimension as Larissa dissolves. Superman tells Lois that he was first suspicious when he noticed the diamonds were cut, but the coal-squeezing trick only produces uncut diamonds. Later, the Kryptonite test used fake Green K. Six issues later, itÕs Imagionary Novel time. In Superman 224 (Feb 70), in a story called ÒBeware the Super-Genious Baby,Ó Lois and Superman are celebrating their first anniversary. That evening, Professor Ulvo focuses his F-D 33 rayon Superman and Lois. Eight days later, Lois tells Superman heÕs going to be a father. After the baby is born, however, Superman doesnÕt permit anyone but himself and Lois to see it, despite all the presents given it by admirers. When feeding time arrives, his baby son, who has an enlarged head, tells his father he wants a steak dinner, not baby food. Lois acts like nothing is unusual about it, but Superman is concerned. His son tells him that he has the power of super-osmosis, which is how he learned to speak so quickly. The child, who already resembles a toddler rather than a baby, starts demonstrating incredible intelligence. We switch back to Professor Ulvo, who is monitoring all this gleefully, since this is part of his plot for SupermanÕs downfall. Before too long, the child is so contemptuous toward his parents that he flies away. The child zooms to UlvoÕs hideout, where he is provided with the best scientific equipment money can buy. The child tells Ulvo that heÕs going to take over the world with his super-intelligence. Superman tries to convince the child to give up his life of crime, but soon discovers that even Kryptonite is ineffective against the child. Just as things look dark, the child reverts to normalcy, and we discover that Superman had secretly sprayed a delayed-action cerebral neutralyzer on his son. Continued Next Month! ======================================================== End of Section 4 ======================================================== LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ UP, UP, AND COMING: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Due to some mix ups and some unavoidable problems, Johanna Draper had to step down as coordinator of this section. As a result, two of the reviews we had planned for this month will be (temporarily, I hope!) shelved. However, I would like to introduce you all to Jennifer Traver, who has graciously volunteered to take over the job. Her debut follows with a review of ÒChurch of Metropolis!Ó On the informative front, according to HERO ILLUSTRATED, the only new episode which will be shown in December is ÒSeasons GreetingsÓ (Dec. 4), written by Dean Cain and reuniting Sherman Hemsley and Isabelle Sanford (THE JEFFERSONSÕ George and Louise Jefferson)! The story deals with a toymaker who creates a toy that makes people greedy and selfish at Christmas. (The article points out that this was originally to be the Toyman, but that was changed.) And on an even sadder note, the show will be pre-empted until January 8 (not even any reruns)! One bright light Ñ the Jan 8 episode features Metallo! Jeff ======================================================== CHURCH OF METROPOLIS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ by Jennifer L. Traver (ksq3@maristb.marist.edu) Greetings fellow Kryptonians! Welcome once again to the second installment of the Lois and Clark section. I am your lovely hostess, Jennifer. We will be departing for Review Land in just a few moments, so please fasten your seatbelts and put your trays in an upright position... Well, hello FOLCs, I hope you have been frantically awaiting the latest issue of the Kryptonian Cybernet. I know I have! This month we will be reviewing more wonderful episodes of your favorite show and mine: ÒLois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman.Ó This month I have the dubious distinction of not only coordinating the section but reviewing an episode as well. So enough with the flight delays, please ready yourselves for takeoff... Church of Metropolis was in my opinion, a very decent episode. I would hesitate to nominate it for Best Episode of the Year, but nonetheless, it was quite solid on action, plot, dialogue and romance. In this episode we are introduced to Intergang as the villain of the week (and perhaps the season). This is a welcome relief from the stale villain plots of last season (ÒWhoÕs the villain this week? Lex Luthor? Gee, what a surprise...). The South Side of Metropolis has been experiencing a rash of gang violence. Upon investigation, it would appear that the events are related to Intergang, the international crime organization. At the head of this organization is Bill Church, the seemingly mild-mannered owner of the Cost-Mart chain. We certainly get our share of action and we see Superman more times than we did perhaps in the last three weeks. Superman appropriately saves the day, but alas does not discover Bill Church as the Intergang mastermind. This is a nice open ended way to end the episode as we just may see Intergang and Bill Church again this season... Upon Lois and ClarkÕs investigation, they meet up with Mason Drake, the District Attorney. Bingo! Instant attraction between Mason and Clark. Also gratifying is LoisÕ reaction to this. She is obviously jealous, even though she isnÕt sure of the exact reasons. Mason is very interested in Clark, even though she dislikes Superman intensely. This is an interesting paradox for Clark to have to work through. As it is nice to see a different villain for a change, so is it very nice to see a different love interest besides Lois. Church of Metropolis is also notable for its abundance of great one- liners. In fact, my fingers could barely record them all. I was worried that this episode would confirm the network rumor of more action, less romance and comedy, but I was gratefully relieved. The snappy dialogue was at times subtle, and made me feel smart for having recognized it (Believe me, it doesnÕt take much). For example, Superman discovers a mechanical bug sent by Intergang to genetically tag its targets. This is the secret to IntergangÕs amazing ability to have bullets target someone anywhere in the city. Upon this discovery, Superman crashes the control center where the bug came from and shouts: ÒQuit Bugging people!Ó But I digress... The comic subplot between Perry and Jimmy was well done, though slightly corny and seemingly irrelevant. Perry gives Jimmy love advice with the metaphor of love as a jungle river. The accompanying jungle music is great and very appropriate. These scenes provide some much needed character development for the newcomer Justin Whalen. In the end, everything gets wrapped up tight, as usual, and the gang heads for a charity ball. Lois and Clark share a tender moment on the dance floor, but are soon interrupted by Mason Drake. At home we all sigh a collective sigh of ÒAwwww, poor LoisÓ But Lois is pleasantly surprised later at her apartment by Superman. They dance in mid air to the tune of ÒFly me to the moonÓ. This has to be THE BEST Lois and Superman moment EVER. SupermanÕs portrayal becomes more human and gives us a much needed break from the relentless stream of Lois and Clark moments. In conclusion, in this episode the writers show us that they can pull a combination of action romance and comedy. And I personally am gratified with the knowledge that there are other women out there who like Clark better than Superman. Opinions, ladies? Jennifer ======================================================== ALIEN NOTION ÑÑÑÑÑÑ By Zoomway No, the title isnÕt a typo of Alien Nation, but rather it is a reminder that there is an element to Clark/SupermanÕs character which has yet to be fully explored on Lois and Clark The New Adventures of Superman. There is an alien among us, and though he looks like us (well, better than most of us) he is still not one of us. It does not matter that Superman pulls out his Kryptonian bag of tricks and reminds us that he has special abilities that set him apart, because even Samantha Stevens could twitch her nose and more or less dip into the same warehouse. We should be told what being an alien among humans really means to him. We do know that he feels he doesnÕt fit in, and has felt that way all of his life, but it wasnÕt until he found the mysterious globe that he realized he was from the doomed planet Krypton. Does he ever sit around and wonder what heÕd be doing on the old home planet had it not been destroyed? At this point in time, the only people he can really talk to about his feelings would be his parents, although, in the Superman persona, he could always talk things over with Lois Lane, because her acceptance of his alien nature has never been explored either. What did Lois think Superman was the first time she saw him as he gobbled a bomb on the sabotaged space shuttle; a robot, a government experiment, a mutant, an escapee from the X-Files? What is intriguing about Lois is that regardless of what he actually was, she was immediately captivated by him. It was Cat Grant, of all people, stunned that Lois was finally swept off her feet, who made the one telling statement about Superman, ÒToo bad heÕs an alien.Ó Even Clark Kent himself does not seem to grasp this one simple truth about himself. No matter how human he looks, acts, and feels, he is not human. Simply considering himself an outsider means that ClarkÕs denial mojo is in good operating order. To be fair, when he did actually find out that he was an alien, he asked himself questions; what was Krypton like, who were my parents, did everyone there have powers like me, will I age normally, will I die, etc, but this approach sounded much more like a human adopted child finding out something of his true heritage and not someone coming to grips with being a different species. That would be like me waking up tomorrow morning and finding out that I had morphed into a man over night and began musing over whether or not I would get a receding hairline, or that I would have to get used to shaving a new part of my body, but not once considering what it meant to truly be a man. No matter how much I still felt like a woman on the inside, I would have to face the lie in the mirror every day, and perhaps with Clark, thereÕs the rub. Without pointed ears, green skin, or some other outward indicator, Clark simply sees himself as a human with different abilities than the other humans who surround him. Is this truly a case of nurture versus nature? Were Kryptonians so like us that there was nothing uniquely alien about them? By this I do not mean philosophically, or politically, but something endemic to them as a species. Vulcans, for example, have to go through the Pon Far mating drive every seven years. It is as much a part of them as their green blood, and it cannot be ignored, or pretended away. Is there anything similar for Kryptonians? Do they bond emotionally or mentally to a mate long before any physical contact takes place? Is that why Clark was instantly attracted to Lois despite all of her attempts to dissuade him? Is that what he meant when he said, ÒYouÕre the first woman whoever....Ó Whoever what? Turned me on, attracted me, blew my fuse, made me finally understand the locker room talk from high school? Does this mean that Kryptonians reach maturity at an older age than humans, or was Clark just slow for his age group? If there is in fact no fundamental difference between humans and Kryptonians, other than some neat powers acquired under a yellow sun, then Clark has every right to feel like an enhanced human. But if there are influences of an alien nature working on him, letÕs see them, and letÕs see how he deals with them, and perhaps even more interesting will be watching those who know and love him, deal with the alien notion. ======================================================== AND WHO DISGUISED AS...: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by J.D. Rummel (rummel@phoenix.creighton.edu) Superman, Romance, Marriage and Other Fantasies. IÕd like to examine some issues that have arisen lately, both in the Cybernet and in my own head. _Lois & Clark_ is about romance much more than adventure (or at least it does romance more enjoyably). Zoomway brought up in one of her past columns the concept of fantasy as it relates to the TV Man of Steel and his outlook on marriage. Her waggish comment that she Òknew he was an alienÓ when he professed to want to be a husband and father drew quite a bit of response from the readership. Some men responded that they were offended by her comment, and stated that they were exceptions. Some women wrote in to say that they shared ZoomwayÕs sentiments based on their encounters with the opposite sex. I donÕt doubt any of them, neither the men nor the women, and I wonder where these perceptions come from. It would be hard to point at any one source as the sole cause, but in my case, a lot of sexual identity confusion can be traced to the comics. LetÕs start with the original Superman: It was a geekÕs fantasy. Some guys who were always picked last for the team got together and imagined as all geeks do that they were not really geeks, but were in fact (over-compensating here), _better_ than all of those who berated them. _If the jerks of the world only knew who I really am_ goes the standard geek thought, _theyÕd be sorry_. Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created one of the most recognized of all figures in human history. They gave their Superman an alter ego that was their disenfranchised selves; Clark Kent started as a weak, unappealing wussy-man, a post-nasal drip who was secretly laughing at the world. As a true classroom pariah, I knew this guy, I walked to school and hid from bullies in his pants everyday. So how did my hero relate to the opposite sex? Over the years, Superman starred in hundreds, no, thousands of stories in most of which he played out this geek/superstar role. As Clark, he would be spurned by Lois or Lana, or some LL woman, only to watch them compare him to the unattainable Superman. Women were literally and figuratively one-dimensional. Their purpose, other than objects to be rescued, was to find fulfillment as Mrs. Superman. This whole unhealthy story was some kind of game played by the creators. The joke, of course, was always on the woman. If sheÕd date the geek (kiss the frog?) sheÕd find her dream. Sadly, this game was also played on the reader. For years I bought this vision, believing that it was my job to rescue women and be sought after as special. The truth was that I was neither an unredeemable weirdo, nor Superman, I was just a guy, trying to find his way. Switch to the late eighties-early-mid-nineties and Superman and Kent are virtually indistinguishable. One flies without glasses is apparently the only difference. Clark Kent today is hardly a geek. Intelligent, nice, gentle, athletic, handsome, a successful career writer; he is fabulousÑa prize. However, he is no more realistic a character than his mild-mannered predecessor, and the relationship he has with Lois, while different, isnÕt a whole lot closer to reality. On TV, the woman of his dreams still does not tumble for him, she still wants the unattainable Superman. Like the first Clark incarnation, this one too is playing a game. He hangs out with her during the day as good olÕ Kent, and then sometimes stops by her place in his cape to make her heart beat a little faster. ItÕs good work if you can find it, but I understand better the game that is being played here by the creators. Fantasy role-playing for the hungry hearted. Lois is a beautiful, successful career woman who, like so many of us, believes in, but cannot find, The One. She denies her desire for this of course, itÕs unseemly to display oneÕs needs in twentieth century America. She has her career, and thatÕs all she needs. ThatÕs the real world, most of us can identify with that, even if we arenÕt beautiful and successful. Now here comes the fantasy: she actually has it all! She works with a wonderful guy and also has the eye of a demi-god. She canÕt really lose, because no matter which guy she chooses she gets them both! I used to tell myself: ÒShe canÕt ever _have_ them, the fantasy would end.Ó A couple of issues back I wrote that _Superman II_ was the best of the movies partly because it deals with the reality that Superman canÕt marry. Not because of NivenÕs physics, (I suspect Zoomway may be right in terms of alien lovemaking, or if sheÕs not, at least itÕs interesting reading), no, I didnÕt think Superman could marry for another reason; I reasoned that a man with his powers would be selling himself and the rest of the world short by settling down. Consider this, marriage is a commitment, not a hobby. How much of his lifeÕs priorities would change by committing to building a life with one woman? A husband canÕt go out at all hours rescuing the world. His job is providing his half of a world for his wife and children. Being Superman is like being the ultimate doctor, the _uber_ cop, all rolled into one. On one level, Superman is actually a tragedy. His very greatness keeps him bound away from the simple pleasures we all desire. After considerable reflection, I think thatÕs partially crapÑmy own flight instinctÑthe fear of commitment that so many women encounter in men. Maybe they can marry. Maybe the fantasy would then be the married adventures of Superman. Sort of, _I Love Lois_ Which brings to mind such classic exchanges as: Superman:ÓLoooooiiiiisssss!Ó Lois:ÓAaaaaahhhh, Clarky, ahhhhhh!Ó Maybe not. They say that in the comics Superman and Lois will get married. IÕm interested in seeing that for a number of reasons, but the main one is this: It would be nice to see these role models settle down and live, setting a sound example for the children of all ages who may still be forming attitudes about relationships. Granted, Lois and Clark will continue to live much more exciting lives than any of us; I doubt that they will portray life as accurately as great art, after all, this is still the entertainment business. But itÕs a tough world out there, and we need all the help we can get. Away. ======================================================== End of Section 5 ======================================================== SUPERMAN WORDPLAY ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- By Ken McKee (stdkrm01@shsu.edu) All of the words below can be found in this puzzle either vertically, horizontally, or diagonally. S U P E R M A N P E R R Y W H I T E M I N T Y D Z X D O N D U B A R T E R I H A T C H E R R O N O K I P A T C A A D E R P E T A G E O R G E R E E V E R A Y N S U P D E R N I M S E E K Z D A E Q R G E R E L V E S E E G X A B S O Y D L A L M R X Y I P R I P T O N W H Y A R E Y O U S O M A D A Y T O I G A B C O R O H T U L X E L G I H J L N M P O R G S P A Y L I N A A K R A C E D G I K M O O P R S O V W O X Y Z L O M H R A O T O T A B I Z Z A R O X I G H I T I U D N O C A P M A L O O O L A E M A M N O P R T Z S W V R S T A M O A N N I M O N A R I O C X M X Y Z P T L K T L E N L I R T T T E L J I O I N D P N A S B D A C E F K L M N A P R Q K Q S G T N O L O Z P A S B I S U P E R B O Y C D F E N G H S I J R J A N T K R Y P T O N I A N C Y B E R N E T J H E P E T R A U M D O R K A O J E I S U S S I D O R L S T A R S L I A G N O Y E N Y N B K Z E A R O S D E A N C A I N T T E N D O C T L O B S P S C O S Z R E T R O T U V R X R A Y R K E N M C R K T E U T I D L T I B N B R E N T I I S D D A E E E J E O F F Q N M O S E I S U E E M A R N E W S T I M E K N I N D E T Y C R D N I F P R K G E N E R A T I O N S I G O R S N D U G O V Y A L R G S K A C T I O N C O M I C S S A C B A F G A E J K B C L C H R I S T O P H E R R E E V E S P O K O L I P S S A N O O C A L O M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z E R O H O U R H E H B H L Z O M E T R O P O L I S K J E F F S Y K E S H E R O O B C J E R R Y S I E G E L J O E S H U S T E R W H Y B O T J I J O H N H E N R Y C Y B O R G M L L E P P A H C D I V A D B SUPERMAN KRYPTON CRISIS CLARK KENT ERADICATOR ZERO HOUR LOIS LANE KANDOR CAT GRANT PERRY WHITE DAILY PLANET CONDUIT JIMMY OLSEN JERRY SIEGEL DARKSEID DOOMSDAY JOE SHUSTER MONGOL LEX LUTHOR METROPOLIS APOKOLIPS KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET DEAN CAIN TERI HATCHER JEFF SYKES JOHN BYRNE MXYZPTLK NEWSTIME CHRISTOPHER REEVES SUPERGIRL BRAINIAC GEORGE REEVE BIZARRO SUPERBOY TOYMAN ACTION COMICS CYBORG DAVID CHAPPELL JOHN HENRY DR. EMIL HAMILTON BIBBO CADMUS For an answer sheet send a stamped self-addressed envelope to: Ken McKee 2113 Avenue I #22 Huntsville, TX 77340 ======================================================== LETTERS ÑÑÑ- My responses below are indicated by indentation and beginning with ***. ********** From: Steve Wells The company Jerry Siegal & Joe Shuster originally made Superman for was National Allied Publications. NationalÕs first publication was ÒNew Fun Comics #1Ó in February 1935. Jerry Siegel & Joe ShusterÕs first printed work in a comic appeared in New Fun #6 with the 1st appearance of Dr. Occult. They started writing short strips featuring Superman in early 1933. The company ÒDetective ComicsÓ was created in early 1937, almost immediately after ÒDetective Comics #1Ó was published. The first new title that Detective Comics Inc. released, was Action Comics #1 in 1938. In April 1941, the DC-Bullet first appears. This was when the abbreviation DC was first used. The first comic published with this new symbol, was Action Comics #23. Superman was never printed by National, but was given to the Detective Comics IncÕs Editor Vincent Sullivan, who printed it in Action Comics #1 as the main feature. Superman #1 did indeed have 4 extra pages that were omitted from Action Comics #1. *** In addition, according to the text in Superman #423 (which I purchased this weekend Ñ GREAT story!), SupermanÕs origin in Superman #1 was two pages long, whereas the origin in Action Comics #1 was only one page long. The lengthened origin included the first mention of the name Krypton. All information from the ÒBeyond Zero HourÓ DC-History from Wizard Press. (Has a VERY in-depth look at DCÕs entire history complete with Time-line, and Epilogue by John Byrne). *** Thanks for the information, Steve! Considering the small size of our staff Ñ not to mention the fact that KC has to come second to school or employment for most of us Ñ we would be lost without the fact-checking that is contributed by our readers! ********** From: Jeff Solomon *** Regarding Ken McKeeÕs article ÒIf I Had Only KnownÓ I felt like I was reading a sample chapter from my own un-published autobiography. Your article was excellent. I really enjoyed reading it. I even printed a copy of it so the dealer that supplies me with my weekly fix could read it too. ********** From: Robert A. Rosenberg *** Regarding ZoomwayÕs review of ÒMadame ExÓ In your article you have the following comment: >I could think of was a quote from RHODAN: ÒI could feel my flesh crawling.Ó >(RHODAN was better than The Rival) > Rhodan is the last name of German SF Hero Perry Rhodan (a long running pulp series which was republished here in the US about 25 years ago by ACE and Edited by Forest J. Ackerman). You are thinking of the Japanese Pterodactyl/Monster Rodan (no ÒHÓ). *** Oops. One of those fact-checking things... :) ********** From: Marc Singer Congratulations on another great issue of KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET. This is just a quick dissenting view on the review of the Superman-Batman team-up, ÒDark Knight Over Metropolis.Ó The reviewer didnÕt seem to like the writing style of quick jumps from plot to plot, none of which were resolved in that issue. *** I canÕt speak for Mark, but my reading of the review was not that he necessarily disliked the style, just that it was fairly confusing. As far as I can remember, I thought it was confusing as well. I have to disagree. I remember the writing as being *really* strong in the Super-titles then, and ÒDark KnightÓ was some of the strongest. The device of using little memos and newspaper articles to start each scene was really interesting, and gave background information on how these super-heroesÕ actions were felt by the real world. Also, you have to remember that this was right when the Super-titles were first carrying stories from one issue to the next Ñ no plots were resolved in Part 1 because the writers planned to resolve a lot of them in the next 2 parts. *** The writing was Jerry Ordway! Of course it was strong! :) But I agree with your point that this was not meant to be the resolution of the story. Besides, look at this story! It arises from a long-developing plot (Morgan Edge and Intergang), not a spontaneous marketing event; it uses the Super- books rich wealth of supporting characters, like Adam Grant (RIP), Mannheim, Gangbuster (whatever happened to *him*?), and even has an appearance by Slam Bradley!; and it wasnÕt 22 pages of solid punching. I think the current Super-books could use more quality like this. *** Agreed on both parts. BTW, have you noticed the new promo ads for Showcase Ô95? (Great Grummett art!) Gangbuster is in the ad! So maybe he will be showing up soon Ñ for basically the first time since ÒThe Legacy of Superman?Ó And that Ordway art is great... I loved the way Blindspot barely stood out from his surroundings. Keep up the great work, Marc ********** From: Lee K. Seitz >SUPERMAN AND POWER GIRL #56 ÒDeath in a Dark DimensionÓ [SNIP] >The story ends and we never find out how Superman and Power Girl return to >their home planets. This left a rather weak conclusion but Curt SwanÕs >Superman makes up for it. I did find it interesting that Power Girl was the >cousin of Earth 2Õs Superman. Maybe readers of KC know of other stories >where she has appeared. I enjoyed the latest issue of KC, as usual. Keep it up! In response to Ken McKeeÕs enquiry about Power Girl appearances. IÕm no expert, but I do know she was part of the pre-Crisis Justice Society (in modern times, not WWII) and fought beside her cousin, the Earth-2 Superman. She was basically a junior member and thus was not put on trial with the rest of the JSA in AMERICA VS. THE JUSTICE SOCIETY nor was she permitted to fight the perputual Ragnorak (sp?) in LAST DAYS OF THE JUSTICE SOCIETY. I believe she also would have appeared in some issues of INFINITY, INC. *** I donÕt recall her in INFINITY, INC., but that doesnÕt mean she wasnÕt there. Of course, post-Crisis, Kara (Power Girl) is not SupermanÕs cousin Ñ she is the grandaughter (probably a ÒgreatÓ or two on that) of Arion, so she is of Atlantean heritage. She currently resides in the Justice League titles, particularly Justice League America. Jeff ======================================================== COMING ATTRACTIONS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ A List of Upcoming Comics Featuring The Superman Family of Characters Assembled by Jeffery D. Sykes This monthly section is dedicated to giving you official information concerning which comics you should watch for in the near future in order to keep up with Superman, Superboy, Supergirl, and all the rest of the Superman family of characters. January Highlights: Two new projects highlight the world of Superman this month. First, from Dave Gibbons and Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez bring us a tale of a medieval Man of Steel in SUPERMAN: KAL. And for those of you who long for the work of Jerry Ordway, the former Superscribe/artist debuts the new ongoing monthly, THE POWER OF SHAZAM! (So itÕs not Superman Ñ- itÕs da Ordster!! In the main titles, MAN OF STEEL has more about the vampire story, Jurgens explores the mystery of the ToymanÕs madness in SUPERMAN, Thorn returns to Metropolis in ADVENTURES, and Mister Miracle guest stars in ACTION. Throughout the month, there are hints of the buildup up to SUPERMAN #100!! SUPERBOY finally engages the Silicon Dragons Ñ joining forces with several members of his rapidly expanding rogues gallery Ñ and STEEL continues his journies in space with Maxima. Finally, the Eradicator takes the lead story in SHOWCASE Ô95. Rumors: The word is out. Though I havenÕt read the issue, WIZARD reportedly confirms the death of Clark Kent storyline. (Once again, in case you missed it, the rumor is that ClarkÕs identity is discovered by Conduit, and the death is the only recourse Superman can come up with.) I see great potential in the storyline Ñ how Superman handles the discovery of his identity *could* make for a fabulous storyline. If the writers handle it with the same quality as ÒPanic in the Sky,Ó ÒFuneral for a Friend,Ó or ÒThe Reign of the Supermen,Ó we are in for a treat. However, it could be another ÒFall of MetropolisÓ... [Late addendum: Diamond Previews for NEXT month Ñ see the next Coming Attractions in one week! Ñ also confirms the death of Clark Kent storyline for Superman #100....Plus a little more Ñ STAY TUNED!] The information which follows is reprinted without permission from Diamond Previews and is in no way meant to serve as a replacement for that magazine. In fact, I strongly recommend that each reader find his or her own copy for additional detailed information on the entire DC Universe! 1. List of Titles by Shipping Date: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Shipping date: Comic title and information: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ- ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- November 15: Superboy #11 E. Berganza, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #40 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 November 22: The Guardians of Metropolis #3 (of 4) K. Kesel, Dwyer, & Manley $1.50 Superman #96 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 November 29: Adventures of Superman #519 K. Kesel, Kitson, & McCarthy $1.50 Steel #11 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 Xenobrood #3 (Superman) Moench, Hunter, & Lowe $1.50 December 6: Action Comics #706 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Anima #10 (Superboy) Witcover & Hand, Crespo, & Blyberg $1.50 Guy Gardner: Warrior #27 (Steel, Superman) Beau Smith, Byrd, & D. Davis $1.50 Metropolis S.C.U. #3 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #1 (of 12) Supergirl story C. Moore, Immonen, & von Grawbadger Cover by Grummett & Hazlewood 48 pgs, $2.50 December 13: Superboy #12 K. Kesel, Grummett, & D. Davis $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #41 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janson $1.50 December 20: The Guardians of Metropolis #4 (of 4) K. Kesel, Dwyer, & Manley $1.50 Superman #97 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 December 27: Adventures of Superman #520 K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan, Jr. $1.50 Steel #12 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 Xenobrood #4 (Superman) Moench, Hunter, & Lowe $1.50 January 3: Action Comics #707 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #2 (of 12) Supergirl Story C. Moore, Immonen, & von Grawbadger 48 pgs, $2.50 January 10: Metropolis S.C.U. #4 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan, Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 January 17: Superboy #13 WATERY GRAVE: Part 1 (of 3) K. Kesel, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: Kal Gibbons & Garcia-Lopez Prestige Format 64 pgs, $5.95 Superman: The Man of Steel #42 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 January 24: Superman #98 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 January 31: Adventures of Superman #521 K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan Jr. $1.50 Steel #13 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 February 7: Action Comics #708 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #3 (of 12) Eradicator Story K. Kesel (no info on art) 48 pgs, $2.50 2. Merchandise: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- For more information on how to find these items, consult your local comic shop dealer. Superman Vinyl Kit From Horizon Finally! A detailed vinyl casting of the one, true Man of Steel (as variously rendered in ages past by the likes of Curt Swan, Neal Adams, and John Byrne), expertly sculpted and produced by the talented artisans who brought the Marvel Universe to life in plastic! This particular Metropolis Marvel stands nearly 12Ó tall when fully assembled. Ships unpainted and unassembled in an illustrated collectors box. $55.00 Superman: Chromart Classic Covers Collection From Third Planet This is a boxed set of classic Superman covers, reproduced as chromium art prints. Contains reproductions of Action #1, Superman #1, Superman #11, and Superman #32. Set...$49.99 Superman: Super Patch T-Shirt From Graphitti Designs Superman Classic, featured in full-color on the back of a maroon, 100% cotton t-shirt. On the front: a small version of the Superman logo situated over the left chest. L-XL...$17.95 Superman Watches From M.Z. Berger Company of Long Island, New York Choose from two different watches, each packaged in an attractive, full-color, Superman S shield-shaped presentation box: watch with embossed band (rubberized band features colorful embossed Superman images; watch face features the Superman S symbol); or watch with rotating disc (rotating second hand disc features the words ÒItÕs a bird, itÕs a plane, itÕs Superman;Ó available with either a black or brown band each accented with a gold-toned S shield). Superman watch w/embossed band...$24.95 Superman watch w/rotating disc black band...$25.95 Superman watch w/rotating disc brown band...$26.95 More merchandising addresses (thanks to Ken McKee for the info): Silk ties, scarves, vests: Polyvinyl die-cut wall decor: Leeds Neckwear, Inc. Universal Heights, Inc. 55 Administration Road 19589 N.E. 10th Avenue Unit 21 North Miami Beach, FL 33179 Concord, Ontario L4K 1Y6 Superman Lives! audio dramatization of the death and return comic book story: Time Warner Audiobooks 9229 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90069 Greeting cards, gift wrapper, paper party goods, stickers, valentines: American Greetings 10500 American Road Cleveland, OH 44144-2398 Paper engineered 3-dimensional greeting cards (I got one of Superman for my birthday and it is GREAT!): Pop Shots 735 Post Road East Westport, CT 06880 Misc Superman items (I visited a Warner Brothers store and picked up some nice inexpensive items): Warner Brothers Studio Store P.O. Box 60048 Tampa, FL 33660-0048 1-800-223-6524 Superman Buttons (2-1/4Ó in diameter): Button Exchange LTD 200 Diversion Ste. G11 Rochester, MI 48307 3. Spoilers: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ January 17: ÑÑÑÑÑ Superboy #13 WATERY GRAVE: Part 1 of 3 Ñ ItÕs a suicide mission when Superboy is forced to join forces with Knockout, King Shark, Deadshot, Sidearm, and Captain Boomerang for an all-out war with the Silicon Dragons. Superman: Kal The latest ELSEWORLDS vision of the Man of Steel begins when the spacecraft carrying KryptonÕs sole survivor lands in Medieval England. Raised as a blacksmith in the oppressed village of Lexford, young Kal becomes the heart of a rebellion against Baron Luthor Ñ a tyrant whose all-powerful armor was forged from the metal of the ship that bore Kal to Earth. Writer Dave Gibbons (WORLDÕS FINEST miniseries) and artist Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez (TWILIGHT, CINDER AND ASHE) brings this tale of a valorous heroÕs struggle against his evil adversary Ñ in which the familiar Superman shield has become the standard of the enemy. Superman: The Man of Steel #42 The mysterious ÔLock holds the solution to BabeÕs vampirism. But neither the cure nor Superman may come in time to save Jimmy Olsen from being BabeÕs latest victim. Plus, more is revealed about Perry WhiteÕs adoption of Keith. January 24: ÑÑÑÑÑ Superman #98 Superman at last learns the secret truth behind the ToymanÕs madness. Plus, the mysterious Shadow-Strike is sighted in Metropolis once again. January 31: ÑÑÑÑÑ Adventures of Superman #521 Thorn returns to Metropolis, just in time to help Superman *and* the Riot Grrrls. Plus, more is revealed about the enigmatic Shadow-Dragon and his sinister connection to one of the Man of SteelÕs deadliest foes. Steel #13 Steel must rescue Maxima when an evil alien reveals unpleasant plans for her. But Maxima doesnÕt want SteelÕs help, and unless the two of them work together, neither may see Earth again. February 7: ÑÑÑÑÑ Action Comics #708 Mister Miracle of the New Gods guest-stars when Deathtrap returns, and the villain has upped the stakes in an effort to ÒcontainÓ the Man of Steel. Plus, one of SupermanÕs deadliest foes escapes from prison. Showcase Ô95 #3 (of 12) When the Eradicator takes on a group of super-powered terrorists, itÕs with all the deadly force he can muster. But one hostage with a shocking connection to the Eradicator may change that Ñ and the hero Ñ forever. This self-contained story is written by Karl Kesel. _________________________________________________________________ ***************************************************************** End of Issue #7