THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET - ISSUE #6 - OCTOBER 1994 AN ELECTRONIC MAGAZINE DEDICATED TO THE FAMILY OF SUPERMAN CHARACTERS All characters and locales are copyright and/or trademark DC Comics CONTENTS ÑÑÑÑ Section 1: Superscripts: Notes from the Editor Correcting the recurring delays and introducing a few more changes, by Jeff Sykes A Mild-Mannered Biographer Jim Beaver discusses his work on the biography of George Reeve, by Zoomway The Fleischer Cartoons Episode #2, ÒThe Mechanical MonstersÓ, by Neil Ottenstein Section 2: Just the FAQs ÒWhat Superman comics are published regularly?Ó, by David T Chappell If I Had Only Known The travails and triumphs of a ÒjunkieÓ, by Ken McKee Section 3: Reviews The Triangle Titles Action Comics #0, by Jose R. Galan Superman: The Man of Steel #38, by Anatole Superman #94, by Art LaMarche Adventures of Superman #517, by Ben Butler Other Super-Titles Superboy #9, by Victor Chan Steel #9, by Shawn Aeria Section 4: Reviews (cont) Miniseries and Special Appearances The Guardians of Metropolis #1, by ReneÕ Gobeyn The Batman Adventures #25, by Looking Back Post-Byrne Superman #22, by Mark Lamutt Pre-Byrne Superman #136, by Patrick M. Stout Superman and Power Girl #56, by Ken McKee Section 5: Looking Back (cont) Pre-Byrne (cont) The Super-Kids of Superman Part 1 of a 5-part review of silver age stories, by Jon Knutson Super-Crossword #1 Coming Attractions December comics, new artists, merchandise licensees, and some tidbits from Roger Stern Section 6: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Up, Up, and Coming A brief introduction, by Jeff Sykes Wall of Sound Introduction and a review of the second episode, by section coordinator Johanna L. Draper And Who Disguised As... Summary and review of the season premiere, by J. D. Rummel Madame Ex: A Review Another look at the season premiere, by Zoomway I DonÕt Want to Set the World on Fire A response to the polar reactions to last monthÕs ÒBroomsticksÓ article, by Zoomway Section 7: Letters Resources EDITORIAL STAFF: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Jeffery D. Sykes, Editor-in-chief Arthur E. LaMarche, Reviews Shawn Aeria Lee Keels Victor Chan Mark Lamutt Johanna L. Draper Ken McKee Pat Gonzales Jennifer L. Traver Curtis Herink Joel W. Tscherne LEGAL DISCLAIMERS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Superman and all related characters, locations, and events are copyright and trademark DC Comics. Use of the aforementioned is not intended to challenge said ownership. We strongly suggest that each reader look to the media sources mentioned within for further infor- mation. Opinions presented within this issue belong to the authors of the articles which contain them. They should in no way be construed as those of any other particular member of the editorial or contributing staff, unless otherwise indicated. This magazine should be distributed freely via e-mail. Should you desire to share this publication with other on-line services, please contact me at sykes@ms.uky.edu for permission. Feel free to advertise subscription information on other on-line services which have internet mail availability. THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET is available by e-mail Ñ just send me a note (sykes@ms.uky.edu) which includes the address to which you would like the issues sent. Back issues are available via ftp Ñ see the resources section. ======================================================== SUPERSCRIPTS: Notes from the Editor ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Once again, I must apologize for the delays in the release of an issue of the Cybernet. ItÕs sometimes cruel how life will let you think that things are finally falling in line Ñ then it throws you something else to keep you from ever making any headway. It looked to me like this issue was actually going to be on time, and then I contracted a nagging illness which I am just now getting over. The onset happened to coincide with the beginning of the mid- semester rush Ñ when I was urgently trying to write, administer, and grade a second exam for my students in order that I might have their mid-term grades ready before the mandated deadline. Like an idiot, I ignored my personal health until the deadline had passed, but by that time I was so sick that my body revolted. Anyway, I have finally caught up (for the most part) in all of my classes, and thus I have finally found the time to work on KC. In an attempt to figure out how I could keep the magazine on a relatively tight schedule, I went back and looked at what has caused the past delays. Though an illness is unavoidable, I have found several things that should help. First, those of you who have been with us from the first issue have obviously seen how the size of the Cybernet has grown. The September issue was around twice the size of the first issue (May). This makes my task as the final editor and assembler that much more difficult. Fortunately, I have help in the form of an initial team of editors and coordinators for the Reviews and Lois and Clark sections. Without them, KC would be impossible. However, it was foolish of me to believe that I could expect to have the magazine ready within a week after the article deadline. So what I am going to do is simply bump the monthly ÒpublicationÓ date. Thought the deadline for articles and non-current reviews remains at the first Monday of each month, I will not mail the new issue until the week of the third Monday. (This places the mailing date sometime between the 15th and 21st of any given month.) This is also going to allow a minor ÒfixÓ to the current reviews. It has always bugged me (and several readers have mentioned the same problem) that our reviews tend to have a Òstory wrapÓ between months. The Zero Month issues provide a good example. The zero issues of each title all were cover-dated October 1994. The first three weeks of shipping for October issues all fell in August, but the final weekÕs issues fell in September. DC tends to group stories by cover month, where weÕve been grouping reviews by shipping month. Thus, weÕve reviewed several stories whose final chapter was left uncovered until the following month. But now, by delaying the issueÕs shipping by a week, we will be able to keep these stories together. In order to facilitate this transition, two issues of Action Comics will be reviewed next month. This is going to cause some changes in the review staff (primarily some shuffling of the reviewersÕ titles), changes which I have yet to discuss with Art. (Sorry to spring this on you in public, Art!) But I think that the necessary changes will be *very* minor. Briefly I want to recap the new deadline policy as necessitated by this change. As before, all articles and non-current reviews should be sent to me no later than the first Monday of the month. (Of course, it would always help to see them as soon as possible!) Reviews of the current titles should be sent to Art as soon as possible after the release of the issue, and they should definitely be sent by the second Monday of the month. (This will get the new issue of Action Comics just under the gun each month.) A second change will eventually shorten each issue considerably. If you take a look at the resources section, I have reformatted the info to effectively index everything which I know is available. In future issues, I will not reprint this information, but rather I will simply print any additions or changes to the index. Each issue will also include instructions for obtaining the complete index by ftp. (The index will also include instructions for using ftp and ftpmail.) This month brings about the full implementation of the new Lois and Clark section Ñ including reviews of the two new episodes which aired in September. IÕm very pleased with the start to this section! Finally, just a quick note to let our readers know some neat information about our readership Ñ since the beginning of the new school year, our subscribers list has grown by about 100 readers to over 360! Also, the ÒcelebrityÓ readership has grown Ñ in addition to Mr. Jurgens, a few of the DC staff populating their online venture with AOL have read and/or subscribed to KC, and issue #5 was made available to Mike Carlin and KC Carlson! And then one sad note... Under advisement from a couple of sources, fan fiction would be a very bad idea for the Cybernet Ñ at present we are seen basically as literary criticism, but fanfic would likely constitute copyright violation. And as has been pointed out to me by numerous people, we really donÕt want to even think about a run in with DCÕs lawyers... Enjoy the new issue! Jeff Sykes sykes@ms.uky.edu ======================================================== A MILD MANNERED BIOGRAPHER An Interview with Jim Beaver Jim Beaver, one of the stars of ABCÕs THUNDER ALLEY, is probably best known for his character actor work in televisionÑDectective Gaddis from REASONABLE DOUBTSÑto feature films such as IN COUNTRY, SLIVER, and SISTER ACT. However, he is quite an accomplished writer, and was even nominated for an ACE award for his screenwriting. I recently had the oportunity to interview him about the biography he is currently writing on TVÕs original Superman, George Reeves. So, for all of you who knew what it was like to aggravate your mom by wearing one of her clean towels around your neck, and ÔflyÕ above the neighborhood in imitation of Superman, I give you his official biographer. I pretty much let Jim speak for himself here, and only insert comments for clarityÕs sake. ÒI thought about writing a book on George even as a teenager in the 60Õs, but never pursued it until much later. I wrote my first book, JOHN GARFIELD, while I was in college and it was published in Ô78. For a number of years I was a columnist/critic/feature writer for Films in Review magazine, and did lots of biographical pieces on John Wayne, James Stewart, Steve McQueen, Strother Martin, John Carradine, etc. My editor there said there was a lot of reader demand for a piece on Reeves and did I want to tackle it? I said yes (this was in late Ô78) and started researching. ÒAfter about a year, I decided that the stuff I was finding was deserving of a book, so I began gathering material in much more detail. I was of course also vigorously pursuing my own acting career, so there were many periods when I could not devote full time to the book. In order to make a living, I also wrote another bookÑor actually ghost-wrote it for a famous film critic who didnÕt have time to do his own writing! (No names.) ÒOf course, my reasons for writing about George have much to do with the fact that I was a huge fan of his show as a kid, and I was puzzled by the facts of his death. There have been no other books on GeorgeÕs life, per se, by which I mean no biographies, to my knowledge. He has been mentioned in numerous books, but none have set out specifically to tell the story of his life. I was fortunate to begin this project at a time when many people close to him and related to him were still alive. Most of his friends and family are dead nowÑlet me rather say his CLOSE friends, though of course some are still around. I had a great relationship grow up between myself and several of his family members, and they authorized me to proceed with the book and designated me GeorgeÕs official biographer, for what thatÕs worth. ÒTheyÕve been very helpful in supplying material and recollections. I think they chose me also in part in order to limit the contact they would have to have with would-be biographers. If only one person was authorized, then they didnÕt have to deal with everyone else who might want to talk to them. It simplified things. ÒAs I said, I started the work in Ô78. My acting career has been quite busy and successful the past few years, for which IÕm grateful, but it has slowed things down a lot on the book. IÕve interviewed at least 600 or 700 people, most of whom had great things to say about George. Very few refused comment.Ó [I asked him a commonly asked question at this point. Whether or not George Reeves and Steve Reeves (filmdomÕs Hercules of the 50Õs) were related] And no, George (whoÕs birth name was Brewer and whose adopted name was Bessolo) was not related to Steve (whose real name, I believe, actually IS Reeves). George had no brothers or sisters. ÒAs to the death question: I donÕt say much about this, because I donÕt want to spoil the revelations planned for my book. I have indeed reached a tentative but basically firm conclusion, and it is different in detail and effect from any other story IÕve ever heard told about GeorgeÕs death. I think my version is right, and that it will surprise just about everyone who thinks they know what happened to poor old George. IÕve seen autopsy reports and photos, talked to police and private detectives, as well as previously unquestioned witnesses. IÕm pretty certain I know what happened. ÒIÕll let this much out. I donÕt think Toni Mannix or her husband had any direct connection with GeorgeÕs death, nor do I believe GeorgeÕs party guests were invoved. For the rest, well, I hope you donÕt have to wait too much longer.Ó Zoomway ======================================================== THE FLEISCHER CARTOONS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ by Neil A. Ottenstein Episode 2: ÒThe Mechanical MonstersÓ Released: 11-28-41 Running Time: 10:14 minutes Faster than a speeding bullet More powerful than a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... Our first image is of the National Bank, which has been broken into. A ÒplaneÓ is flying away from it. This ÒplaneÓ goes into someoneÕs headquarters and transforms itself clearly into mechanical monster #5. The monster empties a load of money into a chest and then lumbers into its place in a line with others of its kind. The scene shifts to the front page of the Daily Planet with a headline about the robbery and another story about an exhibit at the House of Jewels opening today. [Note, this whole sequence has no narration at all. This is a definite case of a short that you canÕt just listen to. You need to pay attention to what is on the screen.] The scene shifts to the House of Jewels. Clark is covering the exhibit, while Lois is there on her own initiative. A mechanical monster flies in and proves able to resist the bullets from the armed guards. [There is a slight error in the film here. On the back of this monster is the number 5, but on the front is 13.] While Clark phones in the story, Lois climbs into the back of the monster where it was placing the jewels. [It is now 13 on back as well.] The monster flies away as Clark changes into Superman in the phone booth. Superman, leaping into the sky to follow the monster, sees Lois inside using his x-ray vision. Attempting to free Lois, Superman sets off an interference alarm at the monsterÕs headquarters. The inventor presses a button and the monster flips over. Superman falls off onto some power lines. LoisÕ weight causes all the jewels to fall out the monsterÕs back as she struggles to hold on. The monster flips back over, and Lois ends up inside it again. Arriving back at its headquarters, the monstor opens its back and Lois climbs out exclaiming, ÒWhat a great story this will make!Ó The inventor demands to know where the jewels are, but Lois refuses to tell him. We are treated to a beautiful panorama leading into an underground cavern where Lois is tied up high above some molten liquid. Superman breaks into the inventorÕs headquarters. The monsters activate and attack Superman, spewing fire and beating him down. Lois starts to lower into the liquid. After defeating the monsters, Superman breaks into the cavern and rescues Lois - protecting her with his cape when the liquid pours over them. He flies away with Lois and the inventor. The landscape spins around and we see the Daily Planet story. This was another beautiful cartoon, though as mentioned above there was the slight monster numbering mistake. My favorite sequence in this episode was SupermanÕs leap into the sky to chase the monster and his use of his x-ray vision. I wonder if the creators of The Transformers saw the sequence with the monster transforming itself from its plane shape. The two Fleischer Superman cartoon volumes are available for $19.95 each directly from Bosko Video or from anyone who carries high quality animation. A catalog is available from Bosko Video 3802 East Cudahy Ave. Cudahy WI 53110-1234 ======================================================== End of Section 1 ======================================================== JUST THE FAQs More Details about Frequently-Asked Questions about the Man of Steel by David T. Chappell This issue I again expand upon an answer from the Superman FAQ. However, the start of the fall quarter at Stanford University forces me to make this article a short one. Before delving into a new subject, however, I have a follow-up to a previous article. In THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET #2, I explained exactly when the SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY series could have occurred in Superman continuity. On the letters page of THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #517 (Nov 94), Assistant Editor Chris Duffy confirmed that ÒSUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY probably took place sometime between SupermanÕs return from space and when the Battle for Metropolis started heating up. ThatÕs a lot of issues to choose from-any guesses?Ó Though Chris apparently didnÕt read the more explicit article I sent to DC, he does confirm my general time-frame proposition. With new Superman-related comics appearing on the market, itÕs time for an update on the current series. GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS has already hit the shelves, and next month I intend to provide details for newcomers to Cadmus and the Newsboy Legion. Other mini-series are on the way as well, which leads to the question ÒWHAT SUPERMAN COMICS ARE PUBLISHED REGULARLY?Ó The first appearance of Superman was in the lead feature of ACTION COMICS #1. This landmark issue went on sale in the spring of 1938 with a cover date of June 1938. In 1939, the new SUPERMAN series began by reprinting and expanding upon stories from early issues of ACTION. New stories began appearing in SUPERMAN before long. Over the years, Superman was a regular in several other series. For example, WORLDÕS FINEST consisted of Superman-Batman team-ups, and DC COMICS PRESENTS had a different guest-hero working with Superman each issue. As a member of the Justice League of America, Superman appeared in their title, and he had been in the original Justice Society before then. Other related titles include SUPERMANÕS GIRLFRIEND LOIS LANE, SUPERMANÕS PAL JIMMY OLSEN, SUPERGIRL, and SUPERBOY. The SUPERMAN FAMILY series included stories of various members of the cast, even including adventures of Superbaby and solo Krypto stories. In 1986, John ByrneÕs revamp of the Man of Steel changed the Superman family of comics. THE MAN OF STEEL mini-series recounted ClarkÕs revised history from his birth to age 28. Thereafter, Superman titles underwent a change deeper than an entirely new continuity. Byrne took over the duties on SUPERMAN, and his desire to do a SUPERMAN #1 issue led to a second volume with that title. In addition, John Byrne worked on ACTION COMICS, which then became a Superman team-up book in the vein of the pre-Crisis DC COMICS PRESENTS. Meanwhile, the original SUPERMAN series was renamed to ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN, and Marv Wolfman led the creative team for a book whose first issue was numbered 424. The three Superman titles prospered for years until ACTION COMICS underwent a major revision. Starting with issue 601 in 1988, ACTION COMICS WEEKLY was an anthology that included only two pages of Superman stories each week in a newspaper-fashion continuing story. With issue 643, however, ACTION returned to its monthly status as a regular Superman title. Late in 1990, DC began the tradition of including Òtriangle numbersÓ on the covers. The lower, boldfaced number indicates the order in which the stories flow. Because the story line flows continuously from title to title each week, it is difficult to otherwise discern in which order the comics should be read. For example, issue numbers do not indicate whether THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #505 precedes ACTION COMICS #692, but triangle numbers (31 vs. 32) show that it does. The top number is the year; triangle numbering starts over at 1 each year. In 1991, continually strong sales prompted DC to add yet another regular Superman title. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL made the list grow to four. After a brief period, the four comics came to have a continuous story line. Though each comic contains a story unto itself, the story lines flow smoothly from comic to comic across the titles. Thus, a plot in ADVENTURES one week will continue in ACTION the next. At various times in the past, DC tried to make each title distinct in some way. This distinction was clear during the Reign of the Supermen, for example, but apart from the creative teams that work on them, there is generally little to distinguish the titles. SUPERMAN, ACTION COMICS, THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN, and SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL continue to be the monthly Superman comics published by DC Comics. With four monthly comics, a new Superman comic book comes out roughly once a week. The four weeks each year that are exceptions to the rule are known as the dreaded Òskip weeks.Ó In addition, one special annual comic is published for each title. ACTION COMICS remains the flagship of the Superman titles and DC as a whole, though SUPERMAN usually sells the most copies since it is directly named after the lead hero. In acknowledgment that the name sells books, DC currently emphasizes the Superman logo on all four books regardless of the wordÕs importance in the actual title. For example, covers read SUPERMAN IN ACTION COMICS even though the bookÕs actual title is simply ACTION COMICS. Furthermore, three new Superman-related series started at the end of 1993 in what DC called the ÒReign of Tomorrow.Ó Superboy now has his own successful regular title, Supergirl had her own four-issue mini-series, and John Henry Irons stars in the STEEL title. In mid-1994, a three-part mini- series, SUPERMAN/DOOMSDAY: HUNTER/PREY, featured the long-awaited rematch between Superman and his killer. New series are still arriving as others loom on the horizon. THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS is a current four-issue limited series starring the Guardian and the Newsboy Legion. METROPOLIS SPECIAL CRIMES UNIT has Maggie SawyerÕs S.C.U. in a four-issue limited series later this year. Furthermore, each issue of SHOWCASE Ô95 will feature a story starring a Superman character. Supergirl will star in the first lead story of SHOWCASE Ô95, with other Superman-related characters slated to appear in later issues. Thus, recently popularity has continued a steady growth in the number of Superman comics available. The comics continue to sell well with the fans. The four Superman books are typically among the top 20 comics sold, while SUPERBOY ranks in the top 50. Fans can stick to the primary four titles or branch out to others in the family. Luckily, todayÕs stories tend to avoid the silliness (e.g., Elastic Lad) present in the Superman-title boom in the 1960s and 1970s. ======================================================== IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- By Ken McKee (stdkrm01@shsu.edu) It didnÕt start out this way. Really, I thought it would be a passing fad and then go away. I never thought it would be something I would do every week, sometimes two or three times a week. I remember my first buyÑabout two years ago. It was a good score too. Everybody wanted a piece of the action because the supply wouldnÕt last long. I had to make a phone call (that was really scary) and reserve mine. Even then it was not original; it was second hand, not the purest kind. But that was okay. I figured after this one time I would quit. At first I kept it in the baggie and just looked at it. It was really mine. Not everyone had one. But I did. And I was not going to share it. It was my personal treasure. I knew I had to hide it before someone saw it. Where could I keep it safe? I had to keep it sealed in the baggie and in a dark, dry place. Any moisture would kill the effect. And there was no way I could obtain more. It was just too hard to find. Then, after a few days I opened it and just stared at it. It felt so pure in my hand. After opening it all the way I was hooked. I found out then what it was that gave so many people so much pleasure. I was drawn into a fantasy world I never knew existed. Visions of the future and the past colliding with each other bombarded my mind and assaulted my senses with bright colors and exotic mental images. I could escape into a realm that left me hungering for more. Even though the initial effect lasted only 15 minutes or so it was an experience I knew I would never forget. I knew there would be more times like this. I just didnÕt know when. I soon passed by the places where they sold the stuff and wondered what kind of people were users. What kind of paraphernalia did they rely on? What kind of baggies were best to keep it fresh? There were so many variations it was hard to choose. I discovered some people had been users for over twenty years. Me, I was still a rookie. I had to learn the lingo. Hey, I didnÕt want to look like a fool. I was too cool. I found out what a ÒconÓ was. I really wanted to be part of a con. But that took real cash and I wasnÕt ready. I discovered how bad acid really could be. The deacidification process was long and painful. Sometimes complete restoration was needed and even then one was never quite the same. Sometimes, for a truly memorable experience some users will crossover, or combine two or more creations. That sensation sent you to a place called an Elseworld. It was usually pretty good, but expensive. So most people saved it for an annual event. The summer months were good for the Elseworld experiences. My stash began to build rather slowly but soon increased before I knew it. I was not a hard user. But I was consistent. Soon I had a very sizeable cache that I found extreme pleasure in. I began contacting other users where I worked and over computer bulletin boards. My habit grew. I even dealt a few occasionally. I found out I was not alone and there were plenty of other people who could help me in my quest for more thrills and excitement. I contacted other dealers, some from other states and foreign countries, who always had enough of the stash to sell. Whatever I wanted they had. Again and again I was drawn into a world where I could escape the daily routine of classes and boredom. I loved it and craved more and more of it everyday. I was obsessed with the colorsÑreds, yellows, blues, greens. Once again, here was an assault on the senses which increased my craving for more. What would the next be like? Would it be a good high or a bad crash? Would I get my moneyÕs worth or have to wait for the next hit to get the desired effect I desperately wanted? I visited my dealers on a weekly basis. Monday was my day because that was when the supply came in. At first, being so new, I was hesitant to tell them what I wanted. Would they rip me off? To my relief, they were more than willing to help. And they always came through. Then they began to give me discounts and even held my stock so it would always be there. But, they warned, if I ever stopped coming, they would cut me off. I didnÕt realize how tight a grasp they had on me. I found out the hard way what itÕs like not to have a reliable dealer. I thought I could find what I wanted on my own, without any help. Sometimes, though, you canÕt always find what you are looking for. Some weeks the demand is so great the supply simply dries up! I begged and pleaded to be put back on their list. I promised I would never desert them. They gave me another chance. I scheduled my spending so I would always have enough for the next shipment. Everything centered around my fixation. AND NOTHING WAS GOING TO EVER TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!! One day my supply didnÕt come in. I found out that every few weeks the distributor would skip a week. I was horrified. Withdrawals set in. Why didnÕt they warn me? My dealers were unsympathetic. ÒSorry,Ó they said. ÒCome back next week. Or try some of this.Ó But what they offered was not in my leagueÑnot the hard stuff. Not the Venom or Pitt. Even the Punisher and the X were too much for me to handle. As tempting as it was, I just couldnÕt afford to get hooked on it. Too dangerous. I went home in a daze and broke out in a cold sweat; I still had plenty of the other stuff. But it was pretty old. It was okay, but it really didnÕt satisfy. It wasnÕt long before I became bored. I wanted more excitement, more thrills. After awhile I began experimenting. Soon, I became enthralled with other substances. Not only was I hooked on the Super, but I really enjoyed the Bat and the Green. Each week a new high would come over me when I looked at the new stash that was being offered. I found out that if I would partake in other forms of the art I would not be disappointed. Some did not give me the same elevated feeling as others. I was a diehard user of Super (afterall, it was the first and the most original) and I knew I would never change. I was faithful. But I also knew that I had to cut back. Financially I was being drained. And it was occupying too much of my time. I had posters on my walls and I was really into the music. Then the videos came out. Each month I would check the prices to find out which were the most valuable. Where was the good stuff? Soon another fear swept over me. Where would it end? How far would I go? I thought of new ways to get cash. I could sell the car. No, that would not work. Too obvious. I could sell blood. No, that would be too dangerous. I finally decided I would just make my regular purchase and be satisfied with that. It was a wise decision. As I look back, I had made mistakes. That was inevitable. But I learned from it and thatÕs whatÕs important. Perhaps I can help others not to make the same mistake. I suffered through some withdrawals and I still get chills when I pass by one of the shops. The temptation will always be there. But I was not willing to go back to the life I had led. All the sneaking around trying to find something that might be gone tomorrow and the obsession with trying to find the most perfect purchase was not worth all the time and money I wasted. Instead I would be a social user. I would simply enjoy my pastime without getting hooked again. It has been a hard road. But this time I think I am going to make it. I donÕt think I need to go to CA yet. But I might if I canÕt control my urges. The fact is I will always love collecting comics. ======================================================== End of Section 2 ======================================================== REVIEWS ÑÑÑ- THE ÒTRIANGLEÓ TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- 40. ACTION COMICS #0, ÒThe Yesterday ManÓ Writer: David Michelinie Artists: Jackson Guice & Denis Rodier Cover: $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/70p UK RATINGS Jose R. Galan: 3 Shields William J. Nixon: 2 Shields - Conduit was fine on his own but ÒPipelineÓ? A global, clandestine intelligence agency to rival the CIA, and no oneÕs noticed? But hey, there was the body ... Patrick M. Stout: 4 Shields - Still a little too much Conduit background in what should have been more Superman scenes; nice to see Ma Kent again, and excellent cross-company reference (ParkerÕs photography class) from ex-Spiderman scribe and new Superman scribe David Michelinie. Anatole: 1 Shield - Conduit has a ÒpremierÓ clandestine organization? Get real, people! Arthur LaMarche: 3 Shields - The first four pages were beautiful, and I loved the colors of the rest of the book, but Pipeline? Jeff Sykes: 3 Shields - Guice/RodierÕs art is better this month (they have the worst quality swings of all the titles). And why do I get the feeling that Conduit could have been an interesting villain? Superman recovers from ConduitÕs Kryptonite blast and flys off to protect Lois. When he arrives, Conduit is gone. Conduit returns to PIPELINE headquarters, a CIA type organization he built after quitting the real CIA where he was a powerful and feared agent. During the MayorÕs speech at The Daily Planet rededication, Conduit and a bunch of armed soldiers attack, aiming to kill Clark Kent and the Daily Planet staff. Clark pretends to drop to his knees as if begging for mercy and ÒfallsÓ through a hole in the ground. Superman ÒarrivesÓ and the Pipeline soldiers flee not wanting to face the Man of Steel, and a one-to-one fight between Conduit and Superman ensues. Superman lures Conduit to Centennial Park, where no bystanders will be endangered. Superman fakes Kryptonite poisoning, Conduit comes close, and Superman jumps Conduit, knocking him into the Superman Memorial. The Metropolis S.C.U. lead conduit away as he swears to kill Superman. But as the clean up begins, a body is found inside SupermanÕs Tomb, and it looks like the real Superman! Zero is the beginning, less than one, but this does not seem to be a beginning but an interesting turning-point. Or so I hope. Conduit is a great addition to the Man of Steel hall-of-foes. A brand new one, in a sense, although he reminds me a lot of the pre-Crisis Lex Luthor (Yes, the one in the suit). The suit is not the same, but it is a mechanical, electrical suit after all, and both of them have exactly the same motivation: pure hate founded in ClarkÕs past. (The pre-crisis Luthor had a lab accident for which he blamed Superboy, and he was seeking revenge.) A lot of possibilities here. The Dead Again story starts here, as well. We will see what it brings us. It sounds pretty good. About this issue, I must say it is the best one since Michelinie came along. (It wasnÕt really very difficult.) Too many dialogues, though. Some of them completely irrelevant, which work just to slow down the storytelling. I am not the right person to give advice to a professional writer, but here it is, anyway: less words, more action. I have the feeling that every character explains everything in words before doing it. Sometimes even twice, even when nobody can hear them. This is not necessary. Just draw it Ñ that would be better. The improvements are amazing. The writer-artists team is coming together, at last, and working in the same direction. The issue transmits, in general, more equilibrium and makes a fine conclusion to this storyline. Jose R Galan ======================================================== 41. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #38, ÒIllusionsÓ Written by Louise Simonson Pencils by Steve Erwin Inks by Jackson Guice Cover: $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/70p UK RATINGS Anatole: 2 Shields William J. Nixon: 4 Shields - Great art Ken McKee: 4 Shields - Great artwork and I thought IÕd never say that about MOS! IÕm not thrilled about the Conduit story, but the body in SupermanÕs tomb has great possibilities. Patrick M. Stout: 3 Shields - I liked the Òfront pageÓ opening, LoisÕ scene on page four, and the airplane rescue; the Conduit battle here was probably better than in all four ÒzeroÓ issues. Shawn Aeria: 3.5 Shields - Not bad. But I have seen *way* too much of Conduit. ReneÕ Gobeyn: 5 Shields - I really liked the art, and the story handles the supporting cast well. I almost thought I was wrong. In my last review, I predicted that MAN OF STEEL #38 would be another setup issue that only served to lead us into the real beginning of the ÒDead AgainÓ storyline. But when I opened this issue, there on the front page is the ÒcorpseÓ of Superman. ÒI was wrong,Ó I thought, ÒtheyÕre really going to feature the ÔDead AgainÕ story line here! My credibility is shot!Ó Well, pages 2 through 23 restored my credibility. The rest of the issue features no new revelations about the Òcorpse,Ó but instead deals with the reactions of Superman, the supporting cast and the general public to the finding of the corpse. Oh, thereÕs a battle with Conduit once again, which attempts to be suspenseful by carrying over into SUPERMAN #94, but Conduit is, in my opinion, little more than a nuisance and difficult to care about. ItÕs not that I donÕt want character development in the Superman titles. In fact, I thought the reactions of the various characters were well-done; Superman tries harder, Lois supports her man unconditionally, Perry White concerns himself with getting the ÒDaily PlanetÓ out, and the public is confused and not exactly sure how to deal with the news or another possible Superman impostor. I also liked the update on KeithÕs whereabouts (it looks like heÕll be calling Perry White ÒpopsÓ sometime soon). What I donÕt like is that every story arc is now drawn out so it can fill four to eight issues, and MAN OF STEEL is always used as the ÒsetupÓ issue where the characters are featured, there may be a meaningless battle or two, but the plot never advances. Jon Bogdanove, one of most dynamic, action-oriented artists in the Superman line, spends more time drawing talking heads than any of the other Superman artists. ItÕs a waste of talent. MAN OF STEEL has become the title I can miss and still keep up with the basic plot. What can the Superman Writing committee do about this? They could alternate story lengths, so every new story arc doesnÕt have to be set up in MAN OF STEEL. This would also tighten up the plotting so story arcs wouldnÕt seem so drawn out. They could also spread the character subplots out over the entire Superman line. I like the supporting characters, I just want to see them in every Superman comic, not just MOS. IÕve also tired of the Òstory arc as marketing ployÓ that they seem to have grown fond of. ItÕs an incentive for them to drag out a story arc for as long as possible. Now that IÕve gotten that out of my system, let me make what I hope is my final comment on Conduit. HeÕs not much of a threat to Superman even with his Kryptonite armor, and the Òchildhood friendÓ angle falls flat here. In this issue of MOS, heÕs serving the purpose the Purple Piledriver served back in the late Ô70sÑa generic villain who is just there to add a couple of generic action sequences to a story that otherwise concentrates on subplots or characterization. Conduit is unbelievable as a mastermind of a Òpremier clandestine organization,Ó and is otherwise plain dull. Artwise, Steve Erwin does a capable job, but his work is not as energetic as BogdanoveÕs. As he gains more experience, though, I think heÕll make an excellent addition to any art team. Anatole ======================================================== 42. SUPERMAN #94, ÒShadows of the PastÓ Writer - Dan Jurgens Penciller - Dan Jurgens Inker - Brett Breeding $1.50 US/$2.10 Canada/70p UK RATINGS Arthur LaMarche: 4 shields Ken McKee: 4 Shields - Okay, ConduitÕs been caught. Now, letÕs get on with the mystery of SupermanÕs dead double. For some reason Mr. Mxyzptlk keeps coming to mind. William J. Nixon: 4.5 Shields - Dynamic art and enough plot to develop Conduit into a major villain. ItÕs kind of sad that KennyÕs dad still canÕt see his own son past Clark. Patrick M. Stout: 2 Shields - The scariest scene in the book was the ad between pages 16 and 17; weÕre going to have to suffer through ÒDead AgainÓ until January! Anatole: 2 Shields - Have we finally seen the last of Conduit? Hope so! ReneÕ Gobeyn: Story - 3 Shields - too many fight scenes, little characterization Art - 4 Shields - no background details, too many large panels The Battle between Conduit and the Kryptonite-weakened Superman continues in this issue. Superman does his best to go toe-to-toe with Conduit, but in his weakened condition, Conduit quickly ensnares him within the Kryptonite cables. Superman summons what is left of his wits and strength to wrap the cables around a passing train and frees himself. He then hides under some rubble of a nearby construction site and surprises Conduit with a blast of heat vision. To contain Conduit and protect himself from the Kryptonite radiation, Superman melts a lead panel over Conduit and then punches him with a left cross, driving Conduit through the train tracks. Superman is forced to fix the tracks as a train approaches, and Conduit escapes. Meanwhile, Lois Lane picks up ConduitÕs father and takes him to ClarkÕs apartment, and elsewhere Professor Hamilton has begun his analysis of the body found at the Tomb. Conduit crashes through the window and is surprised to find his father at KentÕs place. The two exchange words, and ConduitÕs father still belittles Conduit and praises Clark Kent. This is too much for Conduit and he threatens to kill both his father and Clark Kent. Just then, Superman arrives, and drags Conduit off to jail. Conduit proclaims that Superman is even worse than Clark and threatens to find the skeletons in SupermanÕs closet. Conduit is apparently once again secured in prison, and in the last panel Hamilton tells Jimmy that his test have conclusively shown that the body is that of Superman... I love JurgenÕs and BreedingÕs work. I think I write that every time I get the chance to review the Superman title. I thought that the action was beautifully laid out, drawn, and colored. There was a good mix of action and Superman using his brain, too. Others may disagree, but I like the idea of mixing plot lines. I like it when one story is closing and the next one develops. Granted, there was not much of a development of the Dead Again story here, but I think it adds a lot to the continuity of the stories. I just hope that Kal-El goes about unearthing the mystery of the body as Clark Kent, investigative reporter, with his partner Lois Lane rather than as Superman, the Man of Steel, bashing his way to victory. We will see. It could be very interesting, or it could be a several month slugfest through the DC universe. Arthur LaMarche ======================================================== 43. THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #517, ÒDeath-Trap!Ó Writer - Karl Kesel Penciller - Barry Kitson Inker - Ray McCarthy $1.50 US/$2.10 Canada/70p UK RATINGS Patrick M. Stout: 4 Shields - I didnÕt read the credits before diving into the story, and I kept thinking to myself, ÒThe artÕs not that great, but this is a well-written story.Ó Ñ Of course, it was by Karl Kesel; SupermanÕs interior monologues on pages 5 and 11 are great, and it was nice to see Lucy Lane show up. Anatole: 3 Shields - I like the new Master Jailer, even though his first trap was a little lame. William J. Nixon: 3.5 Shields - Very interesting story and characterization. Also excellent art. I didnÕt give it four because the battle seemed pointless and a bit silly. Shawn Aeria: 4 Shields - I am convinced that this is the real Supes! Rene Gobeyn: Story - 4 Shields - well done new character, fight was too long Art - 5 Shields - detailed backgrounds, this is my favorite Superman Arthur LaMarche: 4 Shields - I like the Master Jailer characterÑ even if he is an egomaniac. Summary: Professor Hamilton tells Superman, Lois, and Jimmy that the body from the tomb is indeed that of Superman. All are shocked, and Hamilton says the only way he could find some difference between the two would be to make an examination of the living Superman. Superman agrees, but appears hesitant and then flies off to take care of some crime before they can start. The crime turns out to be a purse snatching, something the police could have handled. Lois is worried about ClarkÕs psychological well being Ñ how he is going to handle this. He reassures her that everything is fine, but heÕs not so sure himself. He wants to find the Eradicator and question him again on what happened, and he wants a way to prove heÕs the real Superman. He gets his test when a costumed hologram calling himself Death Trap ensnares Superman in a force field created by a small, flying device. Death Trap wants to capture and imprison the real Superman, just to prove he can. Superman tries a variety of ways to escape, finally flying into the heart of a blast furnace, which incinerates the device and frees him. Superman is now convinced that heÕs the real thing, figuring no one else could survive the furnace. But the rest of the world still has doubts about, for example, how did his hair get so long so fast? Review: This was a very enjoyable issue. Some excellent characterization of both Superman and Lois. The popular myth is that someone like Superman canÕt possibly have fears or self-doubts, but he does, and they are brought out nicely here. Lois is really worried herself, about Clark and the situation theyÕre both in. However, I would like to see her take a more active role in this story. SheÕs an investigative reporter, so investigate. Also, the villain seemed silly. A man who wants to imprison Superman just so he can prove to himself and others that he can do it? I donÕt like the premise. The art was a vast improvement from last issue. It was smooth, not too much inks or pencils, and the coloring was almost perfect. The panel of Superman standing in the furnace was the best in the book. A+ to Kitson and McCarthy. Closing comments: An excellent issue, and a good jumping on point for new readers. Great characterization. Pick this one up. Ben Butler _________________________________________________________________ **************************************************************** OTHER SUPER-TITLES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ SUPERBOY #9, ÒKing Shark!Ó Writer: Karl Kesel Guest Pencils: Humberto Ramos Inkers: Doug Hazlewood & Ande Parks Cover: $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/70p UK RATINGS Victor Chan: 4 Shields Shawn Aeria: 4 Shields - Good story and character development. ReneÕ Gobeyn: Story - 4 Shields - nice by-play with cast, complete in one issue! Art - 3 Shields - inking too heavy, characters look like cartoons Arthur LaMarche: 4 Shields - Fun and light as always, and it was good to see the kidÕs over-confidence gets him into trouble. Jeff Sykes: 4 Shields - the kid keeps acting his age, something Kesel writes *really* well! Though the art was probably good, the Grummett withdrawal spoiled it for me. After Professor Hamilton returned to Metropolis, Superboy and Tana and her brotherÕs family enjoy a little time off at the beach. In the Metropolis KidÕs greedy little paws are the special sunglasses courtesy of the Professor. So far, its x-ray abilities has allowed Superboy to get into a little good-natured mischief. Superboy flies Iolani and LiÕi, TanaÕs niece and nephew, into the nearby water to play while Kekane, TanaÕs brother discusses with her, SuperboyÕs relationship to her. Almost suddenly, a sharkÕs fin appears in the water. The Kid races back into the water and pulls Iolani out of danger. Sam Makoa is coincidentally on the scene examining the abrasions on IolaniÕs leg. He concludes that they were made by King Shark. He explains to Superboy that when he was a cop, he worked on a serial murder case whose culprit was none other than King Shark. He informs Superboy that King Shark has just escaped prison and chooses to let Superboy cooperate in his plans. In the evening, Makoa and Superboy, along with some backup, descend upon a straw house only to find King SharkÕs mother - who has morbidly fed him. Using the super-specs, Superboy scans the area nearby and discovers an entrance to an old lava-tube. Detecting blood on the walls, Superboy jumps in to locate King Shark. As he reaches near the water, he is not disappointed. Viciously attacked, Superboy begins to lose air. While staring down the maw of the shark, he laments the use of heat vision. With some technological help, Superboy pulls a win out of the bag. It seems that it was indirectly Professor Hamilton who had saved the day. Contrary to SuperboyÕs joking demeanor, he is serious in thought about King Shark, a dangerous foe, who has, however, been apprehended to everyoneÕs relief. Although quite a number of people on alt.comics.superman complained about the guest artist, I personally think that Humberto Ramos did a very good job on the pencils. Although it seemed to have somewhat of a Art Adams-influence on it, the artwork was pretty clean and detailed. I guess some people thought they were tricked when they saw a Tom Grummett cover but got different interior art. Well, to those, I say: ÒHang on to your specs - Ramos is back to do issue #10, too!Ó :) I think Ramos has his own interpretation of the characters which I think is great. (At least it wasnÕt a Jim Lee clone who did the artwork.) Anyway, I thought overall this issue was good if a bit short on the plot. Superboy, or rather his equipment, took out King Shark a bit too easily and conveniently. Maybe it was KeselÕs way of introducing the specs. Who knows? I think IÕll award an extra half shield for the new whiz-bang super-specs just because it was such a great deus ex machina. (Boy, am I glad Zero HourÕs over. Now how the heck am I going to file my #0 issues?! In sequential order? In chronological order? I just wish they would skip the #0 thing and just slap the ZH decal on top of the next ish. Sheeesh) Victor Chan (vichan@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca) ======================================================== STEEL #9, ÒBad NewsÓ Writer: Louise Simonson Penciller: Frank Fosco Inker: Mark Stegbauer Cover art by Batista and Janke Cover: $1.50 US/$2.10 Can/70p UK RATINGS Shawn Aeria: 2.5 Shields - barely a filler story Anatole: 2 Shields - Very average issue. ReneÕ Gobeyn: Story - 3 Shields - story drifted, depended on violence for plot Art - 2 Shields - lacked detail, inking too heavy, cartoon-like. Arthur LaMarche: 2 Shields Jeff Sykes: 2 Shields - Weak story (more along the lines of what I generally expect from Louise Simonson - #0 must have been the exception) and the guest art was weak also. They tempt us with the idea of John Henry being meta-human in #0 and now this: The issue opens with a dealer pushing on the streets. His jacket has ÒCrime LordsÓ across the back. He is stopped by an unseen assailant and murdered. The next page, the body is discovered by kids playing ball in the street. Steel sees the commotion and tries to calm the kids in front of the brutal crime scene. The bodyÕs head is either gone or pulverised to the point it might as well be gone. The police arrive and Steel is accusingly questioned by Detective Carroll. In the next scene we see the Irons kids going to school. They try to console Tyke who now must use a wheelchair. Of course they are surrounded by gossip about TykeÕs injuries. We return to the crime scene where Officer Shauna Beryl says that it looks like the dealer had been hit by a sledgehammer. They mention that there have been three other murders with the same MO. They also mention that the psychic they called in was of no help. That night we see a gang hit about to take place. Four Crime Lords open fire on a bar that Eastlies hang out at, believing that they must be responsible for the murder. They set the alcohol on fire as we get a view of a TV broadcasting news about the recent murder. The ambushed Eastlies have no choice but to use Tar and retaliate. Steel arrives in time to take down two Lords and watch the Tar-powered Eastlie take out the other two. Steel is challenged by the Tar freak but goes into the bar to save people instead. He sees the TV news report and realizes that he knows the psychic. We are also reminded that all the psychic could ÒseeÓ was a policemanÕs badge. Steel rescues the trapped bar occupants and brings the conflict to a close. The police arrive and Detective Carroll gives Steel grief for carrying a sledgehammer and being a masked vigilante. Shauna and Steel chat for a while and Steel asks how to get in touch with the psychic. Not getting her on the phone, Steel decides to pay Rosie, the psychic, a visit. Rosie gets home and tries to call Carroll about a brainsorm she had about the case. She doesnÕt get Carroll so she reports to Officer Beryl. Suddenly, the murderer attacks her in her own home. He breaks down the door and brutalizes her. Her attacker is wearing green pants. Only one other person wears green pants this issue (pseudo-spoilers later). Somehow Steel knows she is under attack and smashes through her windows. The murderer is long gone and Rosie is fading fast. Steel picks her up and is about to fly her to a hospital when she stops him to utter her last words, ÒToo late for me. Alter. John. . .heÕs alter Ñ.Ó She dies in SteelÕs arms, her blood covering him. Then Shauna and a couple of other cops enter. Shauna believes Steel to be guilty and is horrified to think that she led him to Rosie. They arrest and cuff Steel. Shauna ÒreadsÓ Steel his rights and tells Steel about the call and lets Steel know she thinks he is guilty. All in all, this was a very brutal and disatisfying issue. They jump off one plotline to another and make a lot of mistakes in the process. The art was hardly passable. It varied from stiff to cartoony. One thing that *really* bugged me was the quick and ÒobviousÓ assumption that the murderer uses a weapon. In a world of supermen isnÕt a murderer with super-stregth plausible? Not to these cops. Plus, the quick dismissal of the psychic image of a badge linked to the murder. They broadcast ÒItÕs a COP!Ó to the readers but the characters are painfully ignorant. Which leads me to my Òpseudo-spoilerÓ. I think the murderer is Carroll. HeÕs just the kind of guy who wears green pants. Either he is the murderer or this is a clumsy attempt to make him look like a murderer. And. . .before I forget, fashion mistake of the issue: Page 13, last panel. Some guy is strolling through police headquarters wearing green liberty spikes. Is he supposed to be some narc stuck in the Eighties or has the comic industry not finished with making punks look like fools/criminals? For the last time, this was a bad issue. A big disappointment after what I thought was an excellent Òzero issueÓ. Shawn Aeria ======================================================== End of Section 3 ======================================================== REVIEWS (CONTINUED) ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- MINISERIES AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ THE GUARDIANS OF METROPOLIS #1 (of 4), ÒNo One Can Stop...TREV-ORR!Ó This Strange Tale to Astonish with Amazing Fantasy is brought to you by Writer: Karl Kesel Penciller: Kieron Dwyer Inker: Mike Manley The King: Jack Kirby Cover by Dwyer and Kesel Cover: $1.50 US/$2.10 CAN/70p UK RATINGS ReneÕ Gobeyn: Art - 4 Shields - needed more detailed backgrounds Story - 4 Shields - could have been more background on the Newsboys Jeff Sykes: 3 Shields - KeselÕs story about some severely underused characters is wonderful. DwyerÕs art drags the overall rating down Ñ it just doesnÕt work for me. I think IÕm in heaven. ItÕs been all too long since these great characters of Jack Kirby have been given the exposure they deserve. Sure, the Guardian played a large part in the ÒFall of MetropolisÓ story and the Newsboys had bit parts in the clone wars, but itÕs not like theyÕve done anything. These characters used to be active members of the Superman supporting cast. If this series does well, hopefully weÕll be seeing more limited series with more of the Superman supporting cast. The story opens with the Newsboys trying to make a movie using a sea serpent (Trev-orr) that they ÒborrowedÓ from Cadmus. Things are going fairly smooth until Trev-Orr accidentally destroys an old dock. It is at this point that the Guardian shows up, followed up by Superman (relax itÕs just a guest appearance). As the Guardian ÒescortsÓ the Newsboys and Trev-orr back to Cadmus, he reminds them that Cadmus was supposedly destroyed in the Clone War. They need to be much more careful when going out so that they donÕt reveal the secret. Back at Cadmus, the Newsboys get lectured (and punished) by their older counterparts. (The current Newsboys are young clones of the original Newsboy legion). Jim Harper (The Guardian) is taken to visit his sister, and she dies while he is visiting. Jim wants to get custody of his thirteen-year-old grand-child Bobby Harper, who is being held in the B.O. Goodley Orphanage. Young Gabby overhears this and reports back to the other young Newsboys. They are all ÒveteransÓ of the orphanage, so they decide to break Bobby out. The scene changes to the orphanage and we soon discover that it is a ÒrecruitingÓ center for Darkseid run by Granny Goodness, Virman Vundabar, and the Female Furies (more old Kirby characters from the Forever People, New Gods, etc.). After a quick tour of the facilities, Boss Moxie (an OLD-TIME Newsboys villain who has just been released from prison) joins the fun. About this time the Newsboys arrive (crash) at the orphanage, and Boss Moxie thinks that the Newsboys are the originals that have somehow managed to not age in the 50 years that heÕs been in prison. Back to Cadmus and the Guardian, where a D.N.Alien explodes as Dabney Donovan makes his appearance. All in all, a great start to a very Kirby-ish type of story. IÕm looking forward to the rest of the series. ReneÕ Gobeyn ======================================================== THE BATMAN ADVENTURES #25, ÒSuper FriendsÓ Written by Kelley Puckett Pencilled by Mike Parobeck Inked by Rick Burchett Cover: $2.50/$3.50 CAN/#1.50 UK RATINGS William J. Nixon: 4 Shields - good story, strong art and Superman with long hair (5 Shields for the Matt Wagner ÒBatman/ Two-FaceÓ pinup) Shawn Aeria: 3 Shields - I wanted this to be the ÒanimatedÓ Batman and SupermanÕs first meeting. Instead they already knew each other. No ÒsurprisesÓ at each otherÕs amazing abilities. Arthur LaMarche: 5 Shields - I like this book normally, as well as the FOX cartoon. Superman appearance was a bonus. Jeff Sykes: 5 Shields - Three words: THE SUPERMAN ADVENTURES! ...please!? One line: an uncomplicated super story told with style and flair Summary: Lexcorp and Waynetech are both bidding for a lucrative military contract which Luthor is determined to win. Luthor has supplied Maxie Zeus with the explosives and technology to hold Gotham at ransom so that he can demonstrate his military robotsÕ firepower. Batman and Superman track Zeus down and derail LuthorÕs plan. Act One: The story opens on a dinner party where LexÕs men have planted a bomb which Luthor hopes will draw Superman and Batman out. Bruce and Clark realize there is a bomb and split up to deal with the situation. Superman grabs the bomb and hurls it into the atmosphere while Batman apprehends the bombers. Superman joins him and asks why Bruce chased them if he knew there was a bomb. With a grin Bats says ÒI knew youÕd take care of it. You are Superman, arenÕt you?Ó The act ends with an earthquake tremor through the city. Act Two: Zeus has sent a video ransom demand to Gotham police. He demands tribute or another earthquake will destroy Gotham at midnight. Lex, Gordon, and the General watch his crazed demands while Supes and Batman listen in outside. They travel to GothamÕs tectonic plates where Superman tunnels underground looking for the explosives. They donÕt find any (but there are now more tunnels outside Gotham!). Batman uses his detective skills to track down ZeusÕ men waiting for the ransom. Meanwhile Lex has convinced the mayor to deploy his robots to hunt down Maxie. Act Three: Superman sweeps into MaxieÕs bunker and takes the scepter which has the bombÕs transmitter away from him. Bats joins him and an enraged Zeus calls on his men to kill them. LuthorÕs robots come crashing into the bunker and Lex takes the opportunity to fire a plasma beam blast at Superman. The onlooking General, while unhappy at the friendly fire, is impressed with the firepower. Bats takes out ZeusÕ gang while Supes stops the robots. A fallen Zeus cries to his partner ÒHephaestusÓ for aid and is then questioned about him by the Super friends. In a Gotham alley Batman confronts Lex/Hephaestus and has him withdraw his bid: Òwar is too dehumanizing alreadyÓ. The story ends on a Gotham rooftop as Supes tells Batman that there is one more issue to resolve: Òconflict of interestÓ. Bruce agrees and tells him that Waynetech will also withdraw its bid Ñ they arenÕt quite that different. Superman flies off, their friendship reaffirmed. This issue was a joy with strong art, wonderful color, great writing and a good old fashioned yarn which has become the hallmark of TBA. TBA acknowledged some of the current Superman conventions: Luthor is young with a flowing mane and red beard (looking very sinister), and SupermanÕs hair is long. I liked the look of Superman (he looks right with long hair now) and the story was an upbeat super-team tale with none of the dark overtones of ÒDark Knight over MetropolisÓ. Bruce and Clark know who each other is and that they like each other and thatÕs enough. Where in current continuity would Batman calmly stand behind the Man of Steel carrying on a conversation while bullets bounced off the Man of SteelÕs back, as he does in ZeusÕ bunkers. Batman doesnÕt resent that, he respects it and trusts Superman. PuckettÕs writing is great and captures the camaraderie of the two super-friends without being heavy- handed or insincere. TBAÕs art is very stylized and there are some great panels. Both heroes share the story and the very cool cover (they stand back to back under a yellow spotlight). Parobeck and Burchett take the opportunity to insert some great symmetry into the visuals. ThereÕs a split page in MaxieÕs bunker with Superman fighting the robots on top and Batman taking the gang down on the bottom which is very striking. There are also some Batman pin-ups in the style of TBA and while they are varied Matt WagnerÕs ÒBatman and Two-Face (in mirrors)Ó stands out - I look forward to his work on the upcoming TBA Annual (Plug :-)! If you want a stylish, uncomplicated read then try this out. ItÕs a great ride! Reviewed by William J. Nixon ======================================================== LOOKING BACK ÑÑÑÑÑÑ THE POST-BYRNE REVIEW: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by Mark Lamutt (markdl@netcom.com / mdlamut0@wcc.com) Title: SUPERMAN #44, ÒDark Knight Over MetropolisÓ Written by: Jerry Ordway Penciled by: Jerry Ordway Inked by: Dennis Janke Cover Date: June 1990 Cover Price: $0.75 US/$0.95 CAN/50p UK Overstreet: $1.80 Dark Knight Over Metropolis - Part 1 To: Mannheim, Director of Intergang From: Gillespie RE: Intergang Activities Update Morgan Edge, former director of WGBS, and one of IntergangÕs main co- conspirators, will be going on trial shortly. The testimony of Cat Grant is our greatest concern, concerning his situation. Consequently, we have dispatched Blindspot to take care of the problem. Jose Delgado, AKA Gangbuster, has been hired as Ms. GrantÕs bodyguard throughout the duration of the trial. His presence may complicate the situation. Further updates forthcoming... ÒMurder Victim Found in North Baker LineÓ - by Lois Lane A womanÕs body was found this morning brutally bludgeoned to death in the back alley behind the North Baker Line. At press time, the police had yet to identify her remains.... What kind of a way is this to start an article reviewing an issue of Superman? The same way the issue opens - thatÕs how. More on the style later...now on with the story. Cat Grant, her son Adam, and Jose Delgado exit an evening showing of the 50th anniversary version of ÒGone With the Wind.Ó Hidden in the shadows in the background is a man, with cape flowing freely in the night winds. The threesome take a shortcut through the alley behind the theater, when they are attacked by an invisible figure. The caped figure watches from his rooftop position. The camouflaged man knocks Jose to the ground, and catches Cat and Adam by their arms. Adam squirms his way free, by which time Jose recovers. Grabbing a nearby box of popcorn, Jose flings it at the invisible man, outlining his form enough to attack. At that moment, Superman steps in, disarms and decloaks Blindspot, and warns him to leave Cat Grant alone. Flying from the scene, Superman is deafened by Professor HamiltonÕs ultrasonic signal. ÒWorld BeatÓ - AP-Scotland Loch Trevor was the site of strange activities last week, when residents reported seeing strange lights over the normally calm lake. City officials pointed the blame at a nearby NATO installation which was conducting military maneuvers. However, residents claim that they saw the Loch Trevor monster being captured.... Superman arrives at Professor HamiltonÕs apartment, where he learns that the rock sample he brought back with him from Scotland (in previous issues) is not Kryptonite, but rather a close facsimile created by the Eradicator (the original object, not the man for you newer readers). Remembering what happened just weeks before when an unknown woman exposed him to Lex LuthorÕs Kryptonite ring, Superman wonders what happened to her, and the ring. ÒMurder Victim Found in AlleyÓ The unidentified woman found brutally murdered in North Baker Line is estimated to be in her mid to late thirties. She was beaten beyond recognition, and no identification was found with the body. The police report that they have been unable to locate any eyewitnesses to the event.... Inspector Henderson is not pleased with the coronerÕs report on the body of the dead woman. However, a clue presents itself in the form of the glove that the woman was wearing - it is giving off trace amounts of radiation. ÒViolent Crime On The RiseÓ - Gotham Herald ...Police Commissioner Gordon blames the rise of violent crimes during the first quarter of the year on drugs, and stresses the need for greater drug education.... In an alley, a vagrant is robbed of his sole possession - a tin box. Batman appears at the scene, catches the thief, and examines the box of the now dead vagrant. Of particular note is a ring with a strangely glowing green stone. He leaves the scene to investigate the stone in the Batcave. ÒZenith Awards Banquet TomorrowÓ - by John Mahoney The seventh annual Zenith Awards for outstanding integrity in journalism will once again be hosted this year by WLEX owner and president Lex Luthor at his private estate outside Metropolis.... Lex Luthor enters his private room in the LexCorp tower, where he keeps his most prized possessions. Putting on a radiation suit, he enters the inner sanctum, intent on examining the Kryptonite ring he keeps there. But it is gone. ÒTrial of Media Mogul Set to StartÓ With the jury selected, the trial of Galaxy Communications president Morgan Edge is set to begin this week. Edge is charged with racketeering. His attorney stated that he was the victim of alien mind control.... Morgan EdgeÕs attorney discourages him from attending the Zenith Awards, but Edge will have nothing of it. Meanwhile, Gillespie is meeting with Mannheim, director of Intergang. As Blindspot failed in his attempt on Cat Grant, Mannheim brings in two more big guns - Chiller and Shockwave. Reading the autopsy report on the dead vagrant, Batman discovers the harmful effects of the radiation emanating from the ring. He decides to make an appearance at the Zenith Awards in Metropolis as Bruce Wayne, so as to further investigate the path the ring has traveled. ÒSunspot Activity Peaks - Climate, Broadcasting AffectedÓ Washington - Sunspot activity over the last few weeks has finally returned to normal. After the intensity of some of the recorded disturbances, scientists are relieved that the phenomenon has subsided.... Superman enters his now ruined Fortress of Solitude (see Action #652), where he makes sure that his Kryptonite is still in place, and then reassembles the statues of his Kryptonian parents - Jor-El and Lara. He then flies back to Metropolis, where Clark and Lois depart on their date. Hmmm...nothing like jumping all over the place in 22 pages. No, I didnÕt just become the worst writer on the face of the planet - this is the way that this issue is written. The problem is that Jerry Ordway is simultaneously trying to tie up several loose ends from previous issues while setting up the stories for parts 2 and 3 of this arc. In reality, I have no problems with the writing at all - it is the style that I donÕt care for. Unfortunately, you really have to read this issue in order to have any idea what is happening in the next two parts, as all of the stories started here continue on. This is definitely not Jerry OrdwayÕs best work, but it is still better than some of the recent plot lines we have had to wade through. As for the art, what can I say - it is Jerry! Considering all of the artists that have worked on the Superman books over the years, I think that he is my favorite overall. Jerry OrdwayÕs art is consistently better than any other I have seen since, and this issue is no exception. Out of a possible 5 shields, I give this book 2.5 shields. Stay tuned next time for part 2 of the ÒDark Knight Over MetropolisÓ in the Adventures of Superman #467. Mark ======================================================== THE PRE-BYRNE REVIEWS: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- SUPERMAN #136 DATE: April, 1960 TITLE: ÒThe Man Who Married Lois LaneÓ EDITOR: Mort Weisinger REVIEW BY: Patrick Stout PLOT SYNOPSIS: Lois and Clark are in New Mexico to cover SupermanÕs scheduled construction of a power dam. Clark is embarrassed at LoisÕ gushing adulation of Superman. ÒSheÕd make a wonderful wife for someone,Ó he thinks, Òbut I canÕt consider marriage while I have my duties to perform on Earth.Ó Superman flies to a railroad dump and makes a Òsuper-shovelÓ from the discarded metal. He later breaks ground for the dam as Lois snaps his picture. They are suddenly interrupted by a flying disc. The disc is piloted by X-Plam, a citizen of EarthÕs 23rd century, who tells them he is fated to marry Lois. As proof, he produces a copy of the next dayÕs edition of the Daily Planet with the headline reading, ÒLois Lane Weds Man From the FutureÓ. Superman uses his microscopic vision to authenticate the 400-year old newspaper. X-Plam is alien in appearance, with green skin and antennae, which he says is due to the exposure of his people to comet gas; this also gave them super- powers. Lois is troubled by his appearance, but his exposure to the atmosphere of present-day Earth changes X-Plam to look human. Superman is moved to speak: ÒWell, thatÕs it, Lois,Ó he says. ÒNo need for me to hang around. X-PlamÕs got super-powers. He loves you. HeÕll make a wonderful husband. Good luck.Ó He flies away, despite LoisÕ entreaties to stay. Lois is stunned that Superman would leave her. But she is charmed by X-PlamÕs effort at squeezing a lump of coal into an engagement diamond. She begins to recall the marriage proposals sheÕs turned down in the past while hoping that Superman would confess his love for her. She thinks of three recent suitorsÑ Power-Man (King of Outer Space), Mr. Mxyzptlk, and Bizarro. Lois accepts the proposal. X-Plam confides to her that he is not invulnerable, so they can grow old together. They are married, with Superman serving as best man, and head into the future. Lois calls to Superman, asking him to tell the story of her marriage to Clark Kent for coverage in the Daily Planet. Clark notes the irony in his filing the wedding story that X-Plam had brought back to them from the future. Meanwhile, in the 23rd century, the comet- polluted atmosphere of X-PlamÕs home valley has not only changed him back to his alien-like featuresÑbut has changed LoisÕ appearance as well and has given her super-powers. Lois is saddened by her metamorphosis and, in an attempt to cheer her up, X-Plam turns on the television set, which is also equipped with a dial that allows viewers to tune in scenes from the EarthÕs past. She sets the dial for 1960, and spies Superman staring at her portrait in his Fortress of Solitude. ÒHe misses me,Ó she thinks. ÒHe cares.Ó X-Plam is saddened at LoisÕ continued love for Superman. ÒSheÕll never be happy here,Ó he thinks. He snaps off the television set, vowing to set things right. As he heads to find more radioactive fuel to power his time machine, X-Plam is warned by his father that additional contact with the material could prove fatal. Glowing with radioactive contamination, X-Plam refuels the flying disc and propels Lois back into the past. His final words: ÒI donÕt mind dying. (Gasp!)...IÕm glad I could do something to make you happy....Ó Lois jams the lever on the time machine, and appears destined to zoom past 1960. But Superman comes to her rescue. ÒThank goodness I was on patrol and spotted the runaway time machine...,Ó he says. EarthÕs atmosphere changes LoisÕ appearance back by the next day. She asks Superman if he missed her, and his reply is noncommittal. But Lois knows that he did miss her, and that there may be hope for an eventual romance. REVIEW: Were you able to read the above action and dialogue with a straight face? I wasnÕt able to write it without cracking up. This type of melodrama passed for human angst in comics circa 1960. Lois is so superficial, turned off by outward appearances that are anything other than of the WASP persuasionÑor pseudo-WASP in the case of Kal-El. And poor X-Plam...what a fall guy! Destined to nuke himself for the woman he loves, he whips Lois onto the time machine kind of like Humphrey Bogart putting Ingrid Bergman on the plane at the end of ÒCasablancaÓ. I wanted to review this time travel story for you in the wake of ÒZero HourÓ, ÒTime CopÓ, and the upcoming time twists in the X-Men saga. TodayÕs concepts of time travel are a little more sophisticated than we saw in Superman comics of the 1950sÑbut this is where many of us got our introduction to, and a continuing interest in, the fascinating concept of travel through time. ======================================================== SUPERMAN AND POWER GIRL #56 ÒDeath in a Dark DimensionÓ Written by Paul Kupperberg Pencilled by Curt Swan Inked by Dave Hunt $.60 Rating: 3.5 Shields. Not a great story, but not a bad one either. I liked Power Girl and the fact that she was from Earth 2. This story opens with Superman high over Metropolis deflecting a meteor from some unknown source in space. He rushes into the cosmos to find the cause of the mysterious phenomenon. What he doesnÕt notice is the strange laughter and the eyes that follow him on his journey. Jump to Earth 2 where Power Girl is trying to find the cause of a defective Metropower Electrical Plant that has gone bananas. She too is being watched by the same mysterious eyes that observed Superman on Earth 1. The next few panels switch back and forth between Superman and Power Girl battling strange unnatural occurrences that make no sense at all. Then, suddenly, both vanish! Cut to the world of BlimaarÑa peaceful planet in another time and dimension. It is being conquered by a godlike warrior named Maaldor the Darklord. After killing the kingÕs guards (and the king himself) as easily as one would destroy a bed of ants, he finds himself bored with all his conquests. He seeks new challenges. It is at this point that he has purposely drawn Superman and Power Girl to the planetÕs surface. Perhaps now he will find adversaries worthy of battle. Talk about an ego problem! Naturally our heroes are up to the challenge and waste no time getting down to business. Actually, they have no choice. ItÕs either fight Maaldor or he will kill all the inhabitants of the planet. The first test of their powers involves some four-footed creatures that look like rejects from a Star Wars movie. Disabling them is no problem for Superman and Power Girl and Maaldor is pleased with their performances. Power Girl decides a little one-on-one will put him in his place. Unfortunately he apparently drains the life out of her in a matter of seconds. Superman is really ticked now and decides it is time to put this madman out of commission. The battle rages on which results in Superman being knocked unconscious. As Maaldor raises his sword to finish him off, Power Girl pounds him in the back, knocking him off balance. This gives Superman enough time to come to his senses. Realizing he canÕt use brute strength to defeat Maaldor he proposes the ultimate test of MaaldorÕs strength. ÒYou wanted a challenge, Maaldor...well, here we are! Maybe you can beat us in the end...maybe thereÕs nobody whoÕs superior...but thereÕs one foe youÕll never have the courage to face...because thereÕs no way in this or any other world you can ever hope to win the fight...with YOURSELF! Can you handle facing whatÕs within your black, evil soul?Ó DidnÕt I see this segment on Star Trek? Well, naturally our evil villain canÕt ignore such an intriguing idea. He begins to travel within himself to seek out the essence of that which makes him who he is. He canÕt handle it. The madness within him begins to surface until it completely overtakes him. He begins to experience Òdeep, searing, psychic agony...and it is more than he can bear!Ó Right before Superman and Power Girl he implodes, collapsing into himself. Superman notices that ÒMaaldorÕs incredible life force expanded all its energy in one cataclysmic burstÓ creating a bridge between their dimension and another one of total madness. They use their combined heat vision to seal the warp between the two dimensions hoping to prevent the escape of MaaldorÕs madness. The story ends and we never find out how Superman and Power Girl return to their home planets. This left a rather weak conclusion but Curt SwanÕs Superman makes up for it. I did find it interesting that Power Girl was the cousin of Earth 2Õs Superman. Maybe readers of KC know of other stories where she has appeared. Ken McKee (stdkrm01@shsu.edu) ======================================================== End of Section 4 ======================================================== LOOKING BACK (cont) ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- THE SUPER-KIDS OF SUPERMAN! by Jon Knutson (jonknutson@aol.com) Part 1 (of 5) Several times through the publishing history of DC Comics, stories have been published featuring children of the Man of Steel. Most of these, obviously, are Imagionary Stories. For many fans, the only stories they remember featuring an offspring of Superman is the ÒSuper-SonsÓ stories published in several issues of ÒWorldÕs Finest ComicsÓ in the 1970s, but as you will see, there were many other stories, including two that may have served as the inspriation for the WFC stories. Action Comics #391 and #392 feature a two-part Imagionary Story that may well have been the inspiration for the 1970Õs Super-Sons stories in WorldÕs Finest. This story (Aug & Sept 70) began with part 1: ÒThe Punishment of SupermanÕs Son!Ó At City Hall, Clark Kent and his son, Clark, Jr. witness Batman, Jr. receiving the Metropolis Medal of Valor. Batman is obviously very proud of his son, and announces heÕll soon retire and let his son take his place. When Clark asks Clark, Jr. when heÕll start acting like a Superman, Clark, Jr. says heÕs trying. That evening, Superman flies to the planet Muse X-1 to take the Flowing Fugue, rarest plant in the universe, back to Earth. However, when he returns, he has to send in the Batman, Jr. medal presentation story, so asks Superman, Jr. to bring the musical flower to Maestro Mortini at the Metropolis Music Academy. However, Superman, Jr. flies too fast, and the friction burns up the plant. Superman berates him. Batman and Batman, Jr. show up, and Batman needles Supes about their sons. Supes gives his son another chance when a gang with a special tank tries to steal a computer. However, Supes, Jr. is tricked by a covering of fake Kryptonite on the tank. Superman decides to close the gap between him and his son by taking him to the Fortress of Solitude. However, when Superman has to fly off on an emergency and leaves his son behind, Supes, Jr. misinterprets the actions of a Superman, Jr. robot and accidently releases the animals of the Interplanetary Zoo in the fortress. When Superman returns, he feels he has no choice but to expose Superman, Jr. to Gold Kryptonite, which wipes out his powers. Concluding in the Sept. 70 issue of Action, we get to see a flashback to when Superman and Superman Jr. made an appearance on Father and Son Day in Metropolis. To teach his son a lesson, Superman used his powers to make Jr. fail to win any of the contests against normal human boys. The lesson was supposed to be that Supes Jr. should use his powers to help people, not to humiliate them. In the present, Clark Jr. is trying to adjust to life without superpowers, but when his father is exposed to Green K (and he fakes a weakness to it himself Ñ faked since Green K only affects super-powered Kryptonians), he gets the opportunity to save his fatherÕs life. Superman flies him to the Fortress, where he voluntarily uses a pair of Cosmo-Kinetic Bracelets to transfer his powers to his son. 18 issues later, we find a story called ÒThe Satanic Son of Superman,Ó which takes place in the future, where his son, Krys (no Jr. in this story, but itÕs a son anyway) has super-powers his father is not aware of, although KrysÕ powers arenÕt used for good things... he changes water to poison gas, for example. SupermanÕs wife died giving birth. When they go to visit the lunar colony, Kryps is acting normally, but then suddently decides to don a space suit and have some fun. He causes rocks to burst out of the surface, which opens a hole in the dome of the moon colony. Superman repairs the hole, and spots his son running along the lunar surface. Superman recalls when he and his young wife discussed the future of their child. His wife, Krysalla, told him she was a witch. The super- computer couldnÕt determine what kind of offspring theyÕd produce, but decide to go through with it anyway. Meanwhile, Krys has no memory of being on the lunar surface. Returning to Earth, Superman hypnotizes his son, and finds Krys was responsible for the rocks and poison gas, among other disasters. Superman decides the only thing he can do is prevent the menace of Krys from continuing, and shoots his son with a strange weapon. However, when KrysÕ body slumps over, a twin splits off from him. This twin is the true demon, who compelled Krys to admit to his crims under hypnosis. This person is an Òinvisible simese twin,Ó who would cause Krys to go into a coma whenever he entered this dimension. Now, the twin is strong enough to live in this dimension without Krys. Suddenly, android assassins bent on killing Superman and his son appear, killing the twin. Superman hurls the assassins away, then uses his heat vision to thaw out Krys, who had just been put into cryogenic suspension from the weapon. Moving over to Superman, we find in issue 162 (July 63) the classic Imagionary Novel, ÒThe Amazing Story of Superman-Red and Superman- Blue!Ó Basically, an experiment causes Superman to split into two beings, Superman-Red and Superman-Blue, who are able to accomplish everything Superman couldnÕt (such as restoring Kandor). Eventually, Superman-Red marries Lois Lane, and with Supergirl and the Super-Pets, leaves Earth for New Krypton, where Kandor was enlarged, while Superman-Blue marries Lana Lang. Their children only appear in one panel, as tots, one named Lana and the other one named Clark, flying in super-playsuits. It didnÕt take long before another Imagionary Story appeared in SupermanÕs own title. #166 (Jan 64) featred another Imagionary Novel, ÒThe Fantastic Story of SupermanÕs Sons!Ó SupermanÕs wife is never revealed (although her silhouette fits Lois more than Lana). Superman and his wife have twin sons, named Kal-El II and Jor-El II. Jor has super- powers, but Kal doesnÕt. As the boys grow, Kal gets more and more jealous of JorÕs powers, developing an inferiority complex. Superman brings Kal to a planet whose twin sons provides super-powers to ordinary humans, but after the novelty of super-powers wear off and homesickness sets in, he decides to return to Earth. Next, Superman tries to give Kal super- powers scientifically, but doesnÕt succeed. Superman then decides that his sons must have some Kryptonian education, so he brings them to Kandor, where neither one of them has super-powers. Even powerless, however, Kal is still second-best. When a thief steals a scientific apparatus, Kal and Jor decide to adopt the costumed identies of Nightwing and Flamebird, as Superman and Jimmy Olsen had done in the past. As they investigate, Kal insists that the history of Krypton holds the answers to the mystery, while Jor disagrees. The duo finally encounter the thief, but the thief changes some Kandorian birds into huge, winged monsters. Kal is taken by one of the birds, but Jor rescues him. While the two capture the birds, the thief escapes. Kal reminds Jor of the clue heÕd found in Kryptonian history, but the thief has escaped from Kandor and the bottle containing it. Jor and Kal also leave and go to warn their father of the menace. While Superman and Jor use their powers to capture the animals mutated by the thief, Kal wants to help, but is rebuffed because he doesnÕt have super-powers. Kal takes a plane to the Fortress and uses a Legion Time Bubble to go to Krypton before it blew up, where he learns of a gas that reverses the mutation effect. Returning to the present, he finds his father and Jor menaced by Kryptonite. When the thief appears, Kal sends him into the Phantom Zone with the PZ Projector, and pulls his father and brother away from the Green K. Kal no longer has his inferiority complex as a result of this. 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Father of the Man of Steel 3. Bat-Villain 7. SuperboyÕs Greeting? 8. Mr. Kent, to His Friends 10.Portrayer of Superman, or Publisher 11.Villain of ÒPanic in the SkyÓ 13.Mr. L 15.Teri Plays Her 17.LegionÕs Adult Supervisor 20.BeppoÕs Species 22.Lois & Clark, The ___ Adventures of Superman 24.Editorial Color? 25.Kal-El, e.g. DOWN: 1. Owner of Signal Watch 2. Hometown Girlfriend 3. Mr. Byrne 4. Short, Non-Committal Reply 5. She Came from Argo City 6. One Predominant Uniform Color 8. Initials of 1 Down 9. Conjunction 12.Dean Plays Him 14.Vision 16.MaggieÕs Force 17.Mr. Weisinger 18.Article 19.Earthling 21.Mr. Ellsworth, to His Friends 23.MongulÕs World ======================================================== COMING ATTRACTIONS ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ A List of Upcoming Comics Featuring The Superman Family of Characters Assembled by Jeffery D. Sykes This monthly section is dedicated to giving you official information concerning which comics you should watch for in the near future in order to keep up with Superman, Superboy, Supergirl, and all the rest of the Superman family of characters. December Highlights: Adventures of Superman picks up a new art team this month. With Barry KitsonÕs departure to Azrael and Batman: Shadow of the Bat resulting in a vacancy, Stuart Immonen and JoseÕ Marzan, Jr. step in to fill the void. You may remember ImmonenÕs work as fill in for the two Superman issues of the ÒBizarroÕs WorldÓ story. In the titles, we see some development of the minor vampire thread from the past few months, as well as the introduction to a few new villains, one of which is doing some heavy-duty dirt-digging on the Man of Steel. Showcase Ô95 #2 features the conclusion of the Supergirl story, Steel #12 finds John Henry Irons still in outer space and still having problems with his armor, and Superboy #12 serves the Kid with some *really* bad news! Finally, Guardians of Metropolis and Metropolis S.C.U. finish their stories. Rumors: In the wake of all the growing speculation about the rapidly approaching Superman #100, IÕve heard yet another rumor to fuel the fire. Previously, I passed along the rumor that Superman #100 would be a Òred herringÓ wedding issue Ñ it will be advertised as *the* wedding, but Lois will not show up due to being kidnapped by Conduit. Now a new rumor has started Ñ DC is going to *kill* Clark Kent! If you read my theory about what is going to happen (from last issue), youÕll see that this might be SupermanÕs only solution to the scenario I have outlined. Also, Roger Stern was recently involved in an online discussion on AOL. He mentioned the following tidbits. He is working (in the early stages) on a Superman Elseworlds story set during the Civil War, is writing a story for next yearÕs Superman Annual, and is writing a two-part Rose and Thorn story for Showcase Ô95. Also on tap is an Elseworlds story by Chris Claremont and Dusty Abell. Finally, he mentioned that Supergirl has as good a chance as any to get an ongoing series Ñ her LS was well received. However, he believes that someone else has plans for her near future. After several months of let down in the Superman titles, IÕm actually looking forward to some stories again! The information which follows is reprinted without permission from Diamond Previews and is in no way meant to serve as a replacement for that magazine. In fact, I strongly recommend that each reader find his or her own copy for additional detailed information on the entire DC Universe! 1. List of Titles by Shipping Date: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Shipping date: Comic title and information: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ- ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- October 4: Action Comics #704 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Aquaman #3 (Superboy) David, Egeland, & Vancata $1.50 Metropolis S.C.U. #1 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan, Jr. Covers for series by Dusty Abell & Jackson Guice $1.50 October 11: Superboy #10 K. Kesel, H. Ramos, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #39 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 October 18: DC Universe Poster (Superman, Steel) by Alex Ross 22x34, $4.95 The Guardians of Metropolis #2 (of 4) K. Kesel & Dwyer $1.50 Superman #95 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 October 25: Adventures of Superman #518 K. Kesel, Kitson, & McCarthy $1.50 Steel #10 L. Simonson, Fosco, & Stegbaur $1.50 November 1: Action Comics #705 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 November 8: Metropolis S.C.U. #2 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan, Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 November 15: Superboy #11 E. Berganza, Grummett, & Hazlewood $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #40 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janke $1.50 November 22: The Guardians of Metropolis #3 (of 4) K. Kesel, Dwyer, & Manley $1.50 Superman #96 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 November 29: Adventures of Superman #519 K. Kesel, Kitson, & McCarthy $1.50 Steel #11 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 Xenobrood #3 (Superman) Moench, Hunter, & Lowe $1.50 December 6: Action Comics #706 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Anima #10 (Superboy) Witcover & Hand, Crespo, & Blyberg $1.50 Guy Gardner: Warrior #27 (Steel, Superman) Beau Smith, Byrd, & D. Davis $1.50 Metropolis S.C.U. #3 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #1 (of 12) Supergirl story C. Moore, Immonen, & von Grawbadger Cover by Grummett & Hazlewood 48 pgs, $2.50 December 13: Superboy #12 K. Kesel, Grummett, & D. Davis $1.50 Superman: The Man of Steel #41 L. Simonson, Bogdanove, & Janson $1.50 December 20: The Guardians of Metropolis #4 (of 4) K. Kesel, Dwyer, & Manley $1.50 Superman #97 Jurgens & Breeding $1.50 December 27: Adventures of Superman #520 K. Kesel, Immonen, & Marzan, Jr. $1.50 Steel #12 L. Simonson, Batista, & Faber $1.50 Xenobrood #4 (Superman) Moench, Hunter, & Lowe $1.50 January 3: Action Comics #707 Michelinie, Guice, & Rodier $1.50 Showcase Ô95 #2 (of 12) Supergirl Story C. Moore, Immonen, & von Grawbadger 48 pgs, $2.50 January 10: Metropolis S.C.U. #4 (of 4) Goff, Krause, & Marzan, Jr. Cover by Abell & Guice $1.50 2. Merchandise: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- For more information on how to find these items, consult your local comic shop dealer. Superman: Kryptonic Gym T-Shirt From Graphitti Designs Bend steel in your bare hands? It might just become a reality if you deck yourself out in this t-shirt. High style design with a chain- bustinÕ Fleischer-era Superman image in the center. Screen printed in full-color on a black shirt. L-XL, $17.95 Superman Metal Signs From Tin Signs International These four-color embossed metal signs reproduce classic color images from the Golden Age of comics. All measure approximately 11Óx8Ó and feature gold-lacquered beveled edges, heavy chipboard backing, and easel backs and hanging cords. Great for dorm rooms, office walls, and nostalgia-themed restaurants! Signs available include Action Comics #52, Action Comics #107, Superman #24, and Superman #59. $14.95 each Superman 8x10 Hologram From Lightrix This outstanding, multi-stage Òred beamÓ hologram captures a stunning 3-D image of the Man of Steel! Ships matted and ready to frame, complete with instructions for illumination and display. Measures approximately 8Óx10Ó (image area: 5Óx5Ó). $24.00 Ken McKee also provided me with the following (partial) list of Superman North American licensees, up to date as of January 1993: Superman and Superman Collegiate: Boys and menÕs woven/knit shirts, sweaters, vests, trousers, shorts and outerwear, MenÕs silk/poly neckwear: Fashion Corp. 990 S. Rogers Circle Suite 10 Boca Raton, FL 33487 T 214/348-7400 Bandanas: Adult watches: L. D. Weiss M Z Berger 2140 Lakeview Lane 33-00 Northern Blvd. Skaneaties, NY 13152 Long Island City, NY 11101 T 315/685-0821 T 718/361-7720 Limited edition sculptures: Ron LeeÕs World of Clowns 2180 Agate Court Simi Valley, CA 93065 T 805/520-8460 Holographic bookmarks, holographic keyrings, holographic stickers, and holographic photopolymer film: Lightrix, Inc. 377 Oyster Point Blvd. Unit 11 (thatÕs Unit 11) San Francisco, CA 94080 Posters, buttons, acrylic key rings, coloring poster packs, bookbites, wallet cards: OSP Publishing 1001 Monterey Pass Road Monterey Park, CA 91754 If anyone wants their own copy of the licensee list just write to DC at 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522. In addition, you can get a catalog from the Superman Museum by writing to Super Museum 517 Market St. Metropolis, IL 62960 (for catalog send it ATTN: Mail Order) (618) 524-5518 3. Spoilers: ÑÑÑÑÑÑ December 13: ÑÑÑÑÑ- Superboy #12 ItÕs up to Superboy to save Rex Leech from the coils of Copperhead. But this may be the least of the KidÕs problems, as Superboy makes most horrifying discovery of his young life: he has to go to school! Superman: The Man of Steel #41 Her bloodthirst consuming her, Babe becomes more and more of a threat to an amorous Jimmy Olsen. Plus, a mysterious figure known only as ÔLock watches and waits...with unknown intentions. This issue is inked by Klaus (Batman/Spawn: War Devil) Janson. December 20: ÑÑÑÑÑ- The Guardians of Metropolis #4 Boss Moxie and DarkseidÕs Female Furies invade Project Cadmus! Their goals: to kidnap the Newsboys, find the secret of immortality, and kill anyone who opposes them. Superman #97 Shadow-Dragon makes his first appearance in Metropolis, where he steals classified information from STAR Labs...secret data concerning the Man of Steel. Plus, a hundred thieves gather at BibboÕs Ace of Clubs. December 27: ÑÑÑÑÑ- Adventures of Superman #520 Artists Stuart Immonen and JoseÕ Marzan, Jr. form the new regular art team on Adventures! At precisely midnight, 100 crimes are committed by 100 criminals Ñ too many even for Superman to cope with! Plus, ÔLock continues to offer help to the enchanted Babe and Jimmy Olsen. Steel #12 Lost in space with an unstable suit of armor, Steel struggles to stop an alien invasion as his air supply begins to run out. And even Maxima from the Justice League may not be able to help him. Xenobrood #4 Superman guest-stars, teching the Xenobrood a lesson in strength before joining them for the final battle against the Bestiary and an entire Middle-Eastern army. January 3: ÑÑÑÑ- Action Comics #707 Struggling against the villainÕs apparently mystical abilities, Superman battles Shadow Dragon as the industrial spy continues to gather more deadly information about the Man of Steel. Showcase Ô95 #2 In the conclusion of a two-part story, Supergirl is all that stands between Lord Dichon and widespread death and destruction. Unable to take control of her shape-shifting body, Dichon sets in motion a new plan that will destroy a city. January 10: ÑÑÑÑÑ Metropolis S.C.U. #4 Trapped within an impenetrable ecosphere, Maggie Sawyer is locked in a brutal struggle with the mad Dr. Brazil, who will poison the atmosphere irrevocably unless Sawyer and the Special Crimes Unit can stop him! ======================================================== End of Section 5 ======================================================== LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ UP, UP, AND COMING: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Here we go with the premiere edition of our Lois and Clark features! I donÕt have much ÒinsideÓ information to add about upcoming episodes, so my words will be short. Obviously, the show wasnÕt able to get Jason Alexander, as Bronson Pinchot tackled ÒThe Prankster,Ó and for some reason, the Morgan Edge facet of Intergang was changed to Bill Church Ñ as was also indicated by the new title of the episode, ÒChurch of Metropolis.Ó I told you IÕd be brief, so IÕll now hand off the reins to the coordinator of this section. Hopefully, IÕll have some new info for you next month Ñ watch then for reviews of ÒThe SourceÓ, ÒThe PranksterÓ, and ÒChurch of Metropolis.Ó (And probably of the episode to air on October 30.) Jeff ======================================================== WALL OF SOUND ÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by Johanna L. Draper Welcome to the Lois and Clark review section, a newly expanded feature here in the Kryptonian Cybernet. IÕm Johanna, your section director. Some months IÕll be reviewing the episodes, some months just editing other peopleÕs reviews, but IÕll always be bringing you the best in opinion. And no, we donÕt have a catchy title yet (Hint, hint)! This monthÕs review is brief. Hey, when youÕre moving into a new place, there are lots of things to take care of: rearranging the furniture, hanging the curtains, making sure everything works together. And it *always* takes longer than youÕd like. So, my notes on ÒWall of SoundÓ. IÕve heard that this season the show will be concentrating more on its comic book roots. This show appears to be one thatÕs been so transplanted. Lois is struck down, along with a bank full of others, by a villain who can generate a variety of sounds, including one that causes the hearers to instantly fall asleep. On their way to figure out which one of two possible scientists is the culprit, Lois goes undercover as a groupie and Clark gets nominated for the reporting award Lois always wins. The romantic by-play is well-done, as always, although the cheesecake quotient is a bit high. Along with LoisÕ leather vest & shorts (her groupie costume), there are the blond Amazonian bouncers that protect the rock club that doubles as the villainÕs hideout. What a villain, though! Michael Des Barres has always been a favorite of mine. Last seen regularly on ÒThe New WKRP in CincinnatiÓ as a jaded DJ, he plays those in the music biz well, probably owing to his personal experience as a musician. His performance made the episode for me, taking a typical comic book villain one step further. His low-key cynicism means that the ÒLois gets capturedÓ scene was fun instead of teeth-gritting. Speaking of which, LoisÕ characterization in this episode radiated a quiet confidence. The opening scene, where sheÕs enthusiastic about the upcoming awards, shows self-possession instead of smugness. (If I could be that cool and yet friendly when asking guys out!) Similarly with her going undercover Ñ weÕve seen this a thousand times, but I was willing to play along when Clark discovers Lois at the club. Which brings me to the low point of the episode: the leathers. I know budget is always a concern for costumers; whoever did this episode should pay more attention next time, since they apparently spent all their money on that outfit. After all, why else would Lois not think to bring other clothes to the office, or find time to change? (Although she did manage to touch up her makeup several times.) Thinking back on the episode, IÕm beginning to understand those who complain that we donÕt see enough of Superman. I donÕt really remember any scenes that he was in; none of them stuck with me. Personally, I donÕt mind, since the kind of by-play that was previously found in Moonlighting thrills me to no end, but a better balance needs to be struck. IÕm not the target audience, and bait-and-switch isnÕt a great game to be playing. Although if the choice is less Superman or the loss of the friendship and camaraderie between Lois and Clark, I know which one IÕd sacrifice. Comments always welcome at dancer@aurora.cis.upenn.edu. Johanna ======================================================== AND WHO DISGUISED AS...: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by J.D. Rummel (rummel@phoenix.creighton.edu) Will"Lois & Clark" Ever Improve? WARNING: IÕm gonna summarize the season opener,"Madame Ex_, here. I saw it once, didnÕt tape it, and therefore some of the things I mention here may be mildly erroneous. DonÕt get all anal on me, I donÕt make crazy mistakes like Doomsday was there or there was gratuitous nudity, so bear with me, please. The show opens with a re-cap of the season finale: We see quick clips of Luthor taking over the planet, Lois agreeing to marry him, Supes trapped in the Kryptonite cage, Perry busting-up the nuptials, Luthor plunging to his doom and ClarkÕs inability to rescue him. Next we witness Emma Samms at some midnight rendezvous with a plastic surgeon and Òthe MummyÕs sisterÓ. Those viewers with IQÕs over two digits will immediately grasp that this person will be unraveled to look like somebody special. Sure enough, itÕs Teri Hatcher (Lois) with a blond wig. Samms proceeds to plant hot lead between the bad doctorÕs eyes. What evil is the lovely Ms. Samms planning? Roll opening graphics. During the credits we see a construction worker get knocked off a high-rise framework and do a screaming gainer toward the pavement. Enter Superman, who catches him (in what I remember as being the correct way to do it if one factors in basic physics) and lowers him to the ground and the mixed reaction of the crowd below. During the hiatus an anti-Superman sentiment has been growing in Metropolis. Many feel that Superman failed the city by ÒlettingÓ Luthor die. The stage is set. The show progresses with Lois and Clark looking into the murder of the plastic surgeon, the advent of Ms. Samms as the new psychology columnist for the Planet, and eye-witness accusations that Lois has slipped a cog after the loss of Lex and is going around town acting the fool (we, of course, know itÕs LoisÕs look-alike). In one nice scene, Denise Crosby (as Gretchen Kelly) and Samms lovingly address a vat containing pulped Lex. Samms is in fact an ex of Lex who is exacting revenge on Lois for. . .living, or not marrying Lex or almost marrying Lex, or something. At some point ABC News interrupts to tell us that nothing is happening in Haiti. We arenÕt sending in troops, thereÕs no violence in the streets, Carter hasnÕt been sacrificed to an evil Loa, NOTHING is happening (President Johnson used to do the same kind of crap. Saturday mornings I would be waiting for"Space Ghost"and that big-eared, Texas Democrat would come on and address the nation. Why? Stupidity I guess. But thatÕs a tale for another time). As"Lois & Clark"returns, it is revealed that Emma is using subliminal messages in her column to make Metropolis hateful towards Superman. Her final plan is to see Lois set-up for the murder of Superman. This is almost carried out when Lois is kidnapped and drugged by the"faux"Lois and Doc Emma. Superman, who has discovered the straight poop on Emma flies to the rescue only to take a Kryptonite slug in the shoulder. With the assistance of the wounded Superman, Lois wakes from her drugged state and pulls out the poisonous bullet. Superman mends instantly but weakened by the exposure to green K has a rough time chasing down the fleeing criminals. Desperate to escape, the two truck-jack a tanker rig, lose control and the still shaky Superman is barely able to prevent the whole thing from sliding into a playground (some decent effects here). The bad people go to jail, the good people come back in next weekÕs episode (which was, I swear to God, pre-empted by a political debate here in OmahaÑstupidity never dies). The final scene was quite good, portraying Crosby whispering sweet assurance to Lex under glass. If I sound a little (or a lot) flip above, itÕs because this show has great potential and I was quite disappointed by the season opener. Although itÕs a sensation IÕm getting used to with this show. Maybe I should be grateful. I was concerned that the atmosphere established by the departing Deborah Joy LeVine would be lost to the new producers. However, the romantic flavor of the first season was tightly in place. Oddly, there was no sign of Alan Brennert the sci-fi guy I was expecting to produce. I hope if/when he does arrive we are saved from pseudo science. LetÕs see a show of hands: Who here believes that anyone can be made to look exactly like Teri Hatcher by virtue of surgery (Look ma, no scars, no discoloration, just off come the bandages and presto!)? If this were possible do you know how many people would look like Elvis, or Teri Hatcher for that matter? Furthermore, while I cannot say I am experienced in working with subliminal messages, why does my spider-sense tingle at the idea that one dinky column in the Planet is going to whip the public into such a lather? I, for one, am tired of the writers foisting this sort of crap on us. CÕmon, when do we get to engage our brains on this show? I like looking at Teri well enough, I enjoy the chemistry between the principals, but could someone try to make me think that some of this stuff could happen? Is that so much to ask? The season opener was tired and weak, and IÕd be real generous if I gave it a ÒC.Ó I did like the idea that Gretchen Kelly is on board staring at and talking to Lex-in-the-vat; as a man with a libido I enjoyed having Emma Samms on. There were some more of the nice moments between Lois and Clark, but the idea that folks might be xenophobic regarding Superman while accurate, was poorly handled. How about if some ideas were carried over to future episodes? IÕm sure itÕs going to be done with tub oÕ Lex, why not some other themes? Jeepers Mr. Kent, another good idea shot to hell by the writers of Lois and Clark! I really wish that sometime the writers would take some time and tell real stories about a man from another planet in love with an earth woman that donÕt involve dumbing ourselves down. Which brings me to the comments of my fellow columnist, Zoomway, whose debut last month touched on the psychology of Lois and Clark, the possible sexual physics as well as some of the fantasy aspects. IÕm running long here, but she brought up some things that I think need addressing: the concept of romance as presented by"Lois & Clark", as well as Superman as fantasy. Next month. Away. ======================================================== MADAME EX: A Review ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by Zoomway I will leave the summarizing of this episode in the more than capable hands of my KC colleague, J.D. Rummel. My purpose here is merely to review the episode, and donÕt worry, itÕs not likely that I will handle many reviews but because I am only one of a handful of contributors to this distinguished publication who actually saw the whole episode uninterrupted, I get to play Siskel and Ebert just this once. IÕd like to preface my comments by saying that I anxiously awaited the return of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman with mixed feelings. I knew Michael Landes would not be returning as Jimmy Olsen, and that Tracy Scoggins would not be returning as Cat Grant. There was also the pre-season debacle rumors of the romance being placed on the back-burner in favor of more action. As protests mounted, the new production staff raised the white flag and said that the romance would still be there. My other fear manifested itself in the form of the writing team chosen to pen the premiere episode. Tony Blake and Paul Jackson had written only one first season Lois and Clark script, The Rival. This is one episode I despise for a variety of reasons, but mainly because it was the first and last episode watched by some CBS channel surfers who were looking for entertainment due to the Winter Olympics eclipsing their usual CBS programs. The Monday after The Rival aired, I saw one post after another from first-time viewers of Lois and Clark. Many asked loyal fans how they could stand this program. They thought Lois Lane was an hysterical maniac and that Clark Kent was a smug, insensitive idiot. And those were the nice comments! So, when I discovered this team would be giving us the premiere episode, all I could think of was a quote from RHODAN: ÒI could feel my flesh crawling.Ó (RHODAN was better than The Rival) I am happy to report, however, Blake and Jackson did a better job with Madame Ex. It was not a great episode but it is somewhat in the same class as Ides of Metropolis from last season. An episode that had action interlaced with talky dull spots. Madame Ex, though, had a rather nice, but brief, scene between Lois and Superman (maybe nice isnÕt the right word since Lois was gouging a bullet out of SupermanÕs shoulder but Ides of Metropolis had almost no Lois and Clark/Superman intimate interaction at all). Kind of a scary reach when I have to call a bullet gouging scene an intimate moment. Several factors worked against Madame Ex, however, and they had nothing to do with the writing. This episode, being the first to come after the season ender, had the technical task of tying up loose ends. We had to find out how Lois and Clark were getting along after we discovered that Lois had finally admitted to herself that her feelings for Clark went a lot deeper than friendship. The resolution of this loose end was perhaps the episodeÕs most disappointing aspect. Lois, while in Doctor CarlinÕs office, recounts some of the events which lead to her near marriage to Lex Luthor. She spoke of the confession of love Clark made to her and that he had recanted the statement. When Dr. Carlin asks Lois what her relationship with Clark is currently, Lois says, ÒFor a second I thought there might be something between us.Ó For a SECOND?! MIGHT be?! Let us not forget that the ONLY reason Lois dumped Lex Luthor at the altar was because she became overwhelmed by warm and fuzzy feelings for Clark. Even while she was preparing for the wedding she stood weeping, and then sobbed, ÒLois Lane Kent.Ó I would think that a woman who would link her name with a man she was not even marrying had feelings which lasted more than a second! Many fans saw this as an attempt to place the romance back at square one. Clark chasing Lois and Lois chasing Superman, and, so far at least, that seems to have been its purpose. IÕm not completely disappointed by this turn of events. I believe that Lois will never get over Superman until she finally gets to the point where she sees him as a real man and not just a fantasy ideal she can escape reality through. Maybe this will be addressed this season, and if so, the ploy of setting things back to square one may not be such a bad idea after all. On the other hand, if events simply become a replay of last season, and nothing moves forward, then it will be a cheat of the worst kind. My final thoughts on the episode are that it was not really bad at all but it was hardly premiere caliber either. Also, I did not like the gratuitous use of ClarkÕs power, i.e. sucking back the taxi cab. I find it kind of hard to believe that Clark would use his powers so blatantly in public and that the cab driver would make no mention of the incident. Lastly, I would be remiss if I did not address Justin WhalinÕs take on Jimmy Olsen. I have said before that Whalin was given a rather thankless job. He has to win the hearts of the fans who have become attached to the Michael Landes rendition of the same role. The fact that Landes was fired because he did not have the necessary teen heartthrob cuteness to net the regulation amount of pre-pubescent girls only served to make his departure that much more bitter [and the fact that he resembled Dean Cain too much - Ed]. Whalin seemed out of place at the Daily Planet. Some fans even asked who he was supposed to be and where was Jimmy Olsen. When they learned that Whalin ÔwasÕ Jimmy Olsen, they were stunned. All of the wonderful rapport that had been built up between Jimmy and Perry White was more or less destroyed by the casting change. A key element of chemistry was missing. This guy just looks too young to be palling around with Lois and Clark, or to even be working in a newsroom. It is true that Whalin is not that much younger than Landes but he does appear a great deal younger. This type of jarring change is never good for a TV show and hopefully it wonÕt take long for Whalin to hit his stride or, at the very least, for the writers to make him more endearing. We can only hope. ======================================================== I DONÕT WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- by Zoomway IÕm afraid I made a rather incendiary statement in my last article SEX AND AERODYNAMIC BROOMSTICKS. To wit: ÒHe [Clark] wants to be a husband and father. Even if I had known nothing about the Superman legend, I would have guessed by this one statement that Clark Kent was an alien. I have never, in my life heard a man say that. Now had he said he wanted to be a millionaire before he was thirty, or never settle down, IÕd believe he was a human, American male, but to pick a role that seems to be vanishing from the landscape in an era when many kids never get to know their biological dads is truly endearing, and unfortunately a fantasy. From David R. Linn: ÒYou need to hang out with a better class of man. IÕve not only said this myself, but IÕve heard male friends say it.Ó My beloved editor, Jeff Sykes added: ÒThere are quite a few of us who are *supremely* interested in settling down Ñ being a good husband and father. Personally, I can imagine no greater feeling.Ó These two statements gladdened me no end. I was very pleased that real ÔsuperÕ men exist. Actually I know they do because IÕve met uncounted dozens of them all over the Internet, and out of cyberspace as well. A kind of warmth and caring that seems to be making a slow, but steady comeback. I do admit that I knew at the time I wrote this statement, it would be inflammatory. Though I never wrote it with the intention of causing discomfort to anyone, but rather, I wrote it in an attempt to hear from those who either agreed (mostly women) and those who disagreed (mostly men). One woman, Heather McQuillin wrote: ÒI hate to think youÕre right, but I work in day care, and though most of the kids know who their biological dads are, IÕd say over eighty percent of them never hear from them, and many of these kids are on Welfare, because their dads donÕt live up to their financial obligations where their children are concerned.Ó Catherine Brown wrote: ÒAs a teacher it bothers me to see young boys who seem to think that if they make a girl pregnant, they are big men. They father children, but have no concept of what it means to be a dad. The girls they impregnate usually drop out and end up on Welfare, and the boys who made them pregnant just become Ôsperm donorsÕ elsewhere. But donÕt generalize either! Some of these boys do have their heads on straight and IÕm sure will one day make responsible husbands and fathers.Ó Lastly, Brandy Broussard wrote: ÒOh, God! All of what you said is so true! Even when they donÕt mention wanting to be millionaires, they try and pretend they already are. I met one guy who said he was driving a Celica because his Porche was in for repairs! Why do they think weÕll be impressed by crap like this? IÕd be happy to have the Celica instead of the beat up old Volare IÕm stuck with. My boyfriend left me two years ago when I was six months pregnant saying, ÒIÕm not ready for this.Ó Well excuse me! I had no choice but to be ready for this. There is a happy ending to this though. I met a man last year who was a real life Clark Kent. He wanted a home and family and he loves my little boy. WeÕre engaged and plan to marry in November.Ó That is a happy ending. I truly believe there is no greater hero than a real dad. My own dad passed away a short while ago, but he was a hero to me in every sense of the word. When other dads couldnÕt be budged from their chairs on the weekends because of this or that sporting event, my dad was there for me and my sister; whether it was giving airplane rides, helping us set up a Kool-Aid stand, or just pretending we were being a big help when he was doing yard work, he was there. ThatÕs a dad and thatÕs a hero. So, in closing, IÕd like to thank Jeff and David for being so candid about their points of view, but mostly because they made a liar out of me. Also, I should mention that even though Jeff Sykes is my editor and disagreed with my point of view, he made absolutely no attempt to get me to do a re-write of my opinion. Now even Perry White isnÕt that liberal! Zoomway (the chagrined) ======================================================== End of Section 6 ======================================================== LETTERS ÑÑÑ- My responses below are indicated by indentation and beginning with ***. ********** From: Eric Hitchcock Thanks for the latest KC - it was an enjoyable read. Minor correction - I believe the company that purchased the rights to Superman from Siegel and Shuster was actually named National Periodical or something similar at the time. My memory fails me at the moment, but I donÕt believe the company became ÒDC ComicsÓ until many years later. *** Action Comics, according to OverstreetÕs Comic Book Price Guide, was published by National Periodical Publications, then by Detective Comics, which became DC Comics. I could not find the dates when the changes in the company name took place. Incidentally, in regards to a letter last month. The same edition of Overstreet (#21) confirms that Action #1 did have four pages missing which were later printed in Superman #1. ********** From: Steven Winnett Great job on the Kryptonian Cybernet; itÕs fun to read and very informative. *** I always love to *hear* from our readers that we are doing something that is both well done and appreciated! My suggestion: What about having some sort of marketplace section where potential buyers and sellers of Superman family comics can get together? This would be especially helpful for those of use who are looking for back issues. Which brings me to another question: does DC itself stock back issues? If so, how does one acquire them? *** Believe it or not, a classified section was one of the original suggestions made when we first started planning KC. If there was enough interest in such a section (and someone to maintain it Ñ it would be just too much for me too tackle right now), I donÕt see why we couldnÕt add it. Meanwhile, I suggest you check out rec.arts.comics.marketplace if you have access to the Usenet. As to DC stocking back issues, it is my understanding that they donÕt. Keep up the great work. Between your efforts and those of David T. Chappell on the Superman FAQ and List, itÕs impossible to remain uninformed on this topic. Also, please ignore that recent poster on rec.arts.comics.misc about the Cybernet being posted there - I for one donÕt have access to the alt. Groups, and neither do a lot of other people, so this posting is very valuable. *** I wonÕt dismiss his arguments Ñ KC is *very* long, and some people have to pay for their access. But nonetheless, KC *does* belong on racm, as was pointed out by several other ÒnameÓ posters! (It made me feel so accepted to be defended by the Òbig gunsÓ of the rac hierarchy! :) Jeff ======================================================== RESOURCES ÑÑÑÑ- This section of the magazine supplies information concerning how to obtain Superman files via different Internet resources such as ftp, e-mail, and WWW. The first section lists known files available at different ftp sites and AOL archives. The second provides information on subscribing to Superman-related mailing lists. The third section gives a brief tutorial in how to use ftp and, for those of you whose systems doesnÕt support ftp (AOL and CompuServe, for example), how you may obtain ftp files via e-mail. For those of you reading this via the Usenet or a bulletin board service, THE KRYPTONIAN CYBERNET is available through e-mail direct to your mailbox! To join the growing list of subscribers (now 360+ readers!), drop me a note by e-mail at sykes@ms.uky.edu with a subject of KC:SUBSCRIBE and include the e-mail address to which you would like the issues mailed in the body of the message. New: The index. See the introduction to the magazine in the first section for more info. Needed: If you know of any other Superman-related Internet resources, please let me know. I would also like to find one site at which we could archive all of the files below as well as past issues of KC. I understand that some of these files are available from other online services (Compuserve, etc) Ñ could a user from one of these services provide me with information on the locations of such files? 1. Files Available: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Future issues will include only additions and corrections to the following index. (Number) indicates the size of the file. Note that capitalization is important on some of the sites. FTP Availability: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Site: ftp.dhhalden.no Directory: /pub/Comics/Fanzines Files: KC.readme (675) - information about the files in the directory KC.All.94.zip (242870) - a zipped file containing issues #1-5 KC.May.94 (82180) - Issue #1, May 1994 KC.June.94 (113802) - Issue #2, June 1994 KC.July.94 (130896) - Issue #3, July 1994 KC.August.94 (145698) - Issue #4, August 1994 KC.September.94 (154368) - Issue #5, September 1994 (OctoberÕs issue will be added shortly.) Site: phoenix.creighton.edu Directory: /pub/zines/kc Files: Mirrors (contains exactly the same files as) ftp.dhhalden.no (SeptemberÕs issue is not there yet.) Site: ftp.catt.ncsu.edu Directory: /pub/FAQs Files: Superman.ComicList (29891) - David T. ChappellÕs list of Superman stories Superman.FAQ (46545) - David T. ChappellÕs Superman FAQ (older version) ZeroHour.FAQ (52448) - David T. ChappellÕs Zero Hour FAQ (older version) Site: ftp.dhhalden.no Directory: /pub/Comics/FAQ Files: Superman.FAQ (48365) - David T. ChappellÕs Superman FAQ ZeroHour.FAQ (56180) - David T. ChappellÕs Zero Hour FAQ Site: ftp.dhhalden.no Directory: /pub/Comics/Film_and_TV Files: LC.EpGuide1 (9545) - Jeffery D. SykesÕ first season episode guide for Lois & Clark LC1.zip (117213) - a zipped file containing the first season episode guide and all summaries Summaries: LCSumm1.01 (19463) - Premiere LCSumm1.02-03 (23013) - Strange Visitor & Neverending Battle LCSumm1.04-05 (19738) - IÕm Looking Through You & Requiem For A Super-Hero LCSumm1.06-07 (23143) - IÕve Got A Crush On You & Smart Kids LCSumm1.08-09 (28925) - The Green, Green Glow Of Home & The Man Of Steel Bars LCSumm1.10-11 (28303) - Pheromone, My Lovely & Honeymoon In Metropolis LCSumm1.12-13 (31310) - All Shook Up & Witness LCSumm1.14-15 (29957) - Illusions of Grandeur & The Ides of Metropolis LCSumm1.16-17 (31896) - Foundling & The Rival LCSumm1.18-19 (24190) - Vatman & Fly Hard LCSumm1.20-21 (20871) - Barbarians At The Planet & The House Of Luthor (Second season files will be available soon.) Site: ftp.dhhalden.no Directory: /pub/Comics/Reference Files: Superman_in_Songs_Index.txt (9410) - A list of Superman references in popular music. Site: ftp.hyperion.com Directory: /pub/TV/Lois-and-Clark Files: CAPE-01.GIF (8871) - a 312x230 screen capture of the cape from the opening credits CAT-G-1.GIF (17351) - a 312x230 screen capture of Tracy Scoggins from the opening credits CAT-G-2.GIF (16507) - a 312x230 screen capture of Tracy Scoggins from the opening credits CAT-G-3.GIF (16606) - a 312x230 screen capture of Tracy Scoggins from the opening credits CAT-G-4.GIF (23007) - a 312x240 screen capture of Cat Grant holding a blue teddy (from ÒFly HardÓ) CAT-G-5.GIF (21785) - a 312x240 screen capture of Cat holding a red teddy (from ÒFly HardÓ) CAT-G-6.GIF (21372) - a 312x240 screen capture of Cat holding a red teddy (from ÒFly HardÓ) CAT-G-7.GIF (20369) - a 312x240 screen capture of Cat holding a blue teddy (from ÒFly HardÓ) CAT-G-8.GIF (77209) - a 640x480 screen capture of Cat (blown up - low quality) CAT-G-9.GIF (75710) - a 640x480 screen capture of Cat (blown up - low quality) CLARK00.GIF (17741) - a 312x230 screen capture of Dean Cain from the opening credits CLARK01.GIF (21338) - a 312x230 screen capture of Clark at a desk in a t-shirt CLARKFLY.GIF (13462) - a 312x230 screen capture of Clark flying in a suit from the opening credits JACK-01.GIF (15458) - a 312x230 screen capture of Jack on the telephone (from ÒFly HardÓ?) JIMMYO-1.GIF (12599) - a 312x230 screen capture of Michael Landes from the opening credits JIMMYO-2.GIF (12642) - a 312x230 screen capture of Michael Landes from the opening credits JIMMYO-3.GIF (12427) - a 312x230 screen capture of Michael Landes from the opening credits JIMMYO-4.GIF (12161) - a 312x230 screen capture of Michael Landes from the opening credits L&C-001.GIF (156870) - a 360x413 newspaper(?) photo of Lois in a black dress and Superman L&C-FLY1.GIF (23445) - a 312x230 screen capture of Superman flying Lois into the newsroom (from credits) L&C-FLY2.GIF (13929) - a 312x230 screen capture of Superman flying Lois into the newsroom (from credits) L&C-FLY3.GIF (47839) - a 640x480 screen capture of Superman flying with Lois in front of the Daily Planet L&C-LOG1.GIF (20513) - a 312x230 screen capture of the TV title logo from the opening credits L&C-LOG2.GIF (20157) - a 312x230 screen capture of the TV title logo from the opening credits L&C-LOG3.GIF (141043) - a 640x480 screen capture of the TV title logo from the opening credits L&C-SUP1.GIF (169777) - a 288x712 newspaper/magazine(?) photo of Dean Cain in Superman outfit L&C-SUP2.GIF (49452) - a 228x223 photo of DC in Superman costume L&C-SUP3.GIF (47638) - a 408x286 photo of DC in Superman costume (great quality compared to most of these) L&C-SUP4.GIF (127720) - a 336x466 B&W photo of DC in tank top with S-shield tattoo LANALANG.GIF (23840) - a 276x200 screen capture of Stacy Haiduk from the Superboy series (a few yrs old) LEX-L-01.GIF (19219) - a 312x230 screen capture of John Shea from the opening credits LEX-L-02.GIF (17618) - a 312x230 screen capture of John Shea from the opening credits LEX-L-03.GIF (17239) - a 312x230 screen capture of John Shea from the opening credits LOIS-01.GIF (15286) - a 312x230 screen capture of Teri Hatcher from the opening credits cain.jpg (107338) - a 748x769 photo of Dean Cain reclining against a tree hatch.jpg (35840) - a 441x600 photo of Teri wearing a low-cut blue dress and wearing her hair up llane.gif (259566) - a 488x769 photo of Teri wearing a blue and white shirt llane02.jpg (192706) - a 500x600 photo of Teri wearing a black dress with spaghetti straps lnc-01.jpg (128100) - a 451x645 B&W photo of Lois and Clark with a 3D color rendition of the showÕs logo lnc-02.jpg (81682) - a 480x600 B&W photo of Lois and Clark with a 3D background (of the logo) lois.jpg (29696) - a 640x480 B&W photo of Lex, Lois, and Clark yet another cleavage shot PVG Photos: The remaining pictures are from Perfect Vision Graphics and are generally the best quality pictures on the site. lois-c1.gif (272144) - a 1024x768 photo of Superman with his cape wrapped around Lois lois-c2.gif (197376) - a 1024x768 photo of Lois back to back with Clark, who is holding a newspaper lois-c3.gif (246138) - a 1024x768 photo of Lois opening ClarkÕs shirt from behind, exposing the S-shield lois-c4.gif (369992) - a 1024x768 B&W photo of Teri and Dean, each sporting a tattoo of the S-shield (the tattoos are in color) lois-c5.gif (153917) - a 1024x768 photo of Dean in a suit and Teri in a sleeveless dress lois-c6.gif (97664) - a 1024x768 photo of Teri sitting up on DeanÕs shoulder lois-c7.gif (316672) - a 1024x768 photo of Clark holding the globe (lighted) from ÒFoundlingÓ loisclrk.gif (234496) - a 1024x768 photo of Superman flying through a hoop towards Lois, both puckered up pvcain.gif (403968) - a 1024x768 photo of Dean reclining against a tree (the same photo as cain.jpg) The dhhalden, catt, and creighton sites can also be reached by gopher. Mosaic users can access the catt and dhhalden sites via the following WWW pages: ftp://ftp.catt.ncsu.edu/pub/misc and ftp://ftp.dhhalden.no/pub/Comics. AOL Availability: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Issue #1 of the Kryptonian Cybernet (May 1994) is now available in the Science Fiction/Comics archive. (Keyword: SCIENCE FICTION) I will upload the remaining back issues in the next few weeks. I will also be uploading my Lois and Clark Episode Guides and Summaries in the near future, also to the Science Fiction/Comics archive. 2. Mailing Lists: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ Lois And Clark Discussion List: This list is dedicated to the new television show"Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman_, starring Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. To subscribe, send a message to LISTSERV@TREARN.BITNET with no subject and a body of SUB LOISCLA I donÕt think it matters whether you place your name or your address in the field. I subscribed with my address there, but IÕm certain others must have used their user names/nicknames/real names/etc. Comics-L Mailing List: This is a discussion list of comics in general. It doesnÕt have much on Superman, but occasionally there is something there. It is a digest type of mailing list, so you only receive mail from it a few times a week. To subscribe, send a message to LISTSERV@UNLVM.UNL.EDU or to LISTSERV@UNLVM.BITNET with no subject and the message: sub COMICS-L With this one, they actually want a name and not an address. 3. Basics of ftp and ftp via e-mail: ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ FTP Ñ- The following easy steps will allow you to obtain any of the files listed above. First determine the site at which the file is located. Type into your terminal: ftp This will log you into the ftp system. At the login prompt, enter ÒanonymousÓ and for your password enter your e-mail address. Then determine the directory in which the file is located. Type: cd This will place you in the correct directory. To list the files available in the current directory, use the ÒlsÓ command. There may be more files than can fit on the screen at once. IÕm sorry, but I really donÕt know what to do about this. Any help? Finally, to obtain a given file in the current directory, type get If you want files in another directory, start over with the ÒcdÓ command. If you want to transfer to another site, type ÒquitÓ and then start over from the beginning. Alternately, you may use the ÒcloseÓ command to exit the current site. Then you can type open to move into a new site. The remaining steps are the same as above. The only advantage to this is that you do not exit the ftp shell. If you want more information about ftp, search your system manuals or contact your sysadmin. FTP BY E-MAIL ÑÑÑÑÑÑ- If your system does not support ftp, you may still obtain these files via e-mail. Select the files that you wish to obtain and note their directories. You will need to repeat the following procedure for each directory in each site. E-Mail a message to either ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com or ftpmail@sunsite.unc.edu with the body of the message consisting only of the commands between the lines of dashes below. ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- connect chdir get get . . ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ- Do not include the lines of dashes, and do not include anything else in the body of the message. You may use as many ÒgetÓ commands as is necessary, but all files you get must be within the directory specified by the ÒchdirÓ command. You will receive a message telling you that your request has been queued. Then, about a day later, you will receive the files themselves. Each file will be contained in its own mail message. _________________________________________________________________ **************************************************************** End of Issue #6