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Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
So a Martian, Amazonian and Kryptonian walk into a bar…
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Gosh, I can’t believe this telephone booth is still here.
I know I forgot som… crap my underwear is on the outside.
And here we see the 1st stupid comment. Let’s see if there are others…
Such a self loathing comment from a Superman fan to call the trunks “underwear”. Underwear are worn on the inside, trunks are outerwear. They provide modesty and color balance on Superman, and should always be there. It’s not the Superman suit without the red trunks. No reason to remove them, they should bring the true costume back.
Now where did I park my car? Oh wait, I don’t need it since I can fly.
It’s a good thing phone booths will always be around. I don’t know where I’d change if they disappeared!
See kids phone booths did exist at one time!
I gotta quit changing in phone booths first I ran into Dr. Who and now Bill and Ted. What will happen if they ever phase these out?
Try that new 52 Superman! Oh wait you can’t there are no more phone booths!
All right people I’d wait atleast 5 minutes before going in there to make a call…whew!
Huh?! What do you know the phone actually has a cord attached.
Can you hear me now?
Try changing out in public like that Bruce!
Because I’m: Superman!
Where did I put those glasses?
“See? I can pat my head and rub my tummy a the same time. That PROVES I’m Superman!”
I don’t want Fop, God damn it; I’m a Dapper Dan man!
Say what you will about Cain’s Superman, but his suit definitely got the colors right (even if the suit itself was a bit shinier at times than Superman’s suit should be, the bold primary colors it used were perfect). Maybe it’s just seeing the red trunks again and having the color balance back, but this suit looks much better than I remember, and easily better and more Superman-like than the Snyder, CW, and New 52 suits by miles. Also, the way the cape attaches here is pretty much perfect and much better than it was in previous seasons of the… Read more »
Because they forgot that the cape is not something that just stays in Supes’ back. The cape is that: a cape, and it can cover him fully, like in the comics. When they realized that, the way it must be attached is so obvious.
Cain, in Johnny Bravo voice:
“Man, I’m pretty”
“I just had an awful dream where they ruined my costume and I couldn’t lift a plane by myself… sure am glad this isn’t the CW!”
Superman immediately regrets his decision to become the 13th doctor after remembering how much he hates time travel.
Cain rubs his head: “Hey, I know I’m not as tall as Christopher Reeve, but I’m still above 5ft! Who was this box built for? Myxyzptlk?”
Superman wondering how to get to Sesame Street.
“Well, THAT was embarrassing! When did they start making phone booths all glass?”
Wait, is it slick my hair as Clark and wear it natural as Superman or vice versa?
Heello, Ladies
that’s right, ma’am… i am the real deal. all 5ft 11¼in, 190lbs of me! (wink)
dean cain caught trick or treating
Love it!
i’ve got my tickets.
tickets to the GUN show!
Now where did that wallet go?
When a Red Kryptonite effects Superman, he forget things!
Did I leave the iron on?
I better get me some maintenance supplies.
Did I fall asleep in the booth again?
Gotta love my supersuit. Impervious to armpit sweat!
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
PH balanced for a Kryptonian
Alright who’s next?
I can’t believe it. I’m not allowed to use the phone booth as I don’t meet the dress code!
Hold on, where do my clothes actually go?
The Most Super Telephone Repair Man
Phones Down? Don’t Frown! This Superman, Can Fix It He Can!
“cant afford a cell phone bill on a reporters salary”
Yep, I make this look good!
“I KNEW I ‘shoulda’ made that left ‘toin’ in ‘Albakoikie”
OMG! i can’t believe i just met Henry Cavill!
Statistically speaking, you don’t want to go in there…
I make this look… GOOD!
I’ve got to switch to ‘Head and Shoulders”
Superman is puzzled by the sudden disappearance of Columbo…
Hmm… where can I possibly find some linoleum cleaner in this part of town??
I hope the good folks at the janitorial supply company were minding their P’s and Qs while I did my quick-change act.
I thought for sure there would be room enough in there for me to do my spin-change.
Huh, I could have sworn I had a dime in one of my jacket pockets.
Where’d I leave Terri?
Strike a pose… VOGUE!
This photo is obviously very old because of the 1) red trunks; 2) telephone booth; 3) Superman looks happy
Believe it or not, there was a time when Superman was HAPPY to be a super-hero
My deodorant is just… Super!
Which Earth is this?
It’s not an S. On my world it means spandex.
And his hair was PERFECT
Critics agree Dean Cain is still the cutest Superman
What do you mean I’m too happy to play Superman?
Now to pick up some floppy disks and carbon paper to write this story!
Dang, I forgot Lois’ number.
In the Danvers house, we go all in on Halloween!
Red trunks and a spandex suit? What year did I travel back to?
the moment Superman realizes he left his AT&T card at home
This gel makes my hair feel like steel! No that’s just me.
#wokeuplikethis
i make this look good!
edit: sorry randarch, i just read yours, didn’t mean to steal/duplicate!
No worries at all!
Barry warned me about flashpoint time travel but blue spandex and red trunks???
Wow! I can’t believe the Cubs won!