October 27, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
So a Martian, Amazonian and Kryptonian walk into a bar…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
October 27, 2016 12:04 am

Gosh, I can’t believe this telephone booth is still here.

roy-el
October 27, 2016 12:05 am

I know I forgot som… crap my underwear is on the outside.

kal-bert
October 28, 2016 5:45 pm
Reply to  roy-el

And here we see the 1st stupid comment. Let’s see if there are others…

October 30, 2016 2:06 am
Reply to  roy-el

Such a self loathing comment from a Superman fan to call the trunks “underwear”. Underwear are worn on the inside, trunks are outerwear. They provide modesty and color balance on Superman, and should always be there. It’s not the Superman suit without the red trunks. No reason to remove them, they should bring the true costume back.

October 27, 2016 12:20 am

Now where did I park my car? Oh wait, I don’t need it since I can fly.

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:24 am

It’s a good thing phone booths will always be around. I don’t know where I’d change if they disappeared!

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:26 am

See kids phone booths did exist at one time!

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:30 am

I gotta quit changing in phone booths first I ran into Dr. Who and now Bill and Ted. What will happen if they ever phase these out?

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:33 am

Try that new 52 Superman! Oh wait you can’t there are no more phone booths!

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:34 am

All right people I’d wait atleast 5 minutes before going in there to make a call…whew!

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:37 am

Huh?! What do you know the phone actually has a cord attached.

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:37 am

Can you hear me now?

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:39 am

Try changing out in public like that Bruce!

jagross0325
October 27, 2016 6:39 am

Because I’m: Superman!

pschlic
October 27, 2016 7:22 am

Where did I put those glasses?

October 27, 2016 9:52 am

“See? I can pat my head and rub my tummy a the same time. That PROVES I’m Superman!”

SuperJMC79
October 27, 2016 1:29 pm

I don’t want Fop, God damn it; I’m a Dapper Dan man!

October 27, 2016 2:35 pm

Say what you will about Cain’s Superman, but his suit definitely got the colors right (even if the suit itself was a bit shinier at times than Superman’s suit should be, the bold primary colors it used were perfect). Maybe it’s just seeing the red trunks again and having the color balance back, but this suit looks much better than I remember, and easily better and more Superman-like than the Snyder, CW, and New 52 suits by miles. Also, the way the cape attaches here is pretty much perfect and much better than it was in previous seasons of the… Read more »

kal-bert
October 28, 2016 5:51 pm
Reply to  Clarkerman

Because they forgot that the cape is not something that just stays in Supes’ back. The cape is that: a cape, and it can cover him fully, like in the comics. When they realized that, the way it must be attached is so obvious.

October 27, 2016 2:36 pm

Cain, in Johnny Bravo voice:

“Man, I’m pretty”

October 27, 2016 2:38 pm

“I just had an awful dream where they ruined my costume and I couldn’t lift a plane by myself… sure am glad this isn’t the CW!”

October 27, 2016 2:41 pm

Superman immediately regrets his decision to become the 13th doctor after remembering how much he hates time travel.

October 27, 2016 2:44 pm

Cain rubs his head: “Hey, I know I’m not as tall as Christopher Reeve, but I’m still above 5ft! Who was this box built for? Myxyzptlk?”

October 27, 2016 2:45 pm

Superman wondering how to get to Sesame Street.

October 27, 2016 3:19 pm

“Well, THAT was embarrassing! When did they start making phone booths all glass?”

MattComics
October 27, 2016 6:17 pm

Wait, is it slick my hair as Clark and wear it natural as Superman or vice versa?

superhero
October 27, 2016 6:48 pm

Heello, Ladies

superhero
October 27, 2016 6:57 pm

that’s right, ma’am… i am the real deal. all 5ft 11¼in, 190lbs of me! (wink)

superhero
October 27, 2016 6:59 pm

dean cain caught trick or treating

Randarch
October 27, 2016 10:04 pm
Reply to  superhero

Love it!

superhero
October 27, 2016 7:05 pm

i’ve got my tickets.
tickets to the GUN show!

October 27, 2016 9:11 pm

Now where did that wallet go?

October 27, 2016 9:13 pm

When a Red Kryptonite effects Superman, he forget things!

Randarch
October 27, 2016 10:05 pm

Did I leave the iron on?

mnostl32
October 27, 2016 10:21 pm

I better get me some maintenance supplies.

mnostl32
October 27, 2016 10:22 pm

Did I fall asleep in the booth again?

mnostl32
October 27, 2016 10:23 pm

Gotta love my supersuit. Impervious to armpit sweat!

mnostl32
October 27, 2016 10:23 pm

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

superhero
October 28, 2016 4:47 pm
Reply to  mnostl32

PH balanced for a Kryptonian

mnostl32
October 27, 2016 10:34 pm

Alright who’s next?

New Roosterman
October 28, 2016 3:59 am

I can’t believe it. I’m not allowed to use the phone booth as I don’t meet the dress code!

MattComics
October 28, 2016 7:31 am

Hold on, where do my clothes actually go?

mnostl32
October 28, 2016 7:44 am

The Most Super Telephone Repair Man

mnostl32
October 28, 2016 7:45 am

Phones Down? Don’t Frown! This Superman, Can Fix It He Can!

sman1938
October 28, 2016 11:23 am

“cant afford a cell phone bill on a reporters salary”

MattComics
October 28, 2016 7:09 pm

Yep, I make this look good!

superhero
October 28, 2016 7:49 pm

“I KNEW I ‘shoulda’ made that left ‘toin’ in ‘Albakoikie”

superhero
October 28, 2016 7:53 pm

OMG! i can’t believe i just met Henry Cavill!

superhero
October 28, 2016 7:55 pm

Statistically speaking, you don’t want to go in there…

Randarch
October 28, 2016 9:50 pm

I make this look… GOOD!

Randarch
October 28, 2016 9:51 pm

I’ve got to switch to ‘Head and Shoulders”

Randarch
October 28, 2016 9:52 pm

Superman is puzzled by the sudden disappearance of Columbo…

Randarch
October 28, 2016 9:53 pm

Hmm… where can I possibly find some linoleum cleaner in this part of town??

docreeler
October 28, 2016 9:56 pm

I hope the good folks at the janitorial supply company were minding their P’s and Qs while I did my quick-change act.

docreeler
October 28, 2016 9:57 pm

I thought for sure there would be room enough in there for me to do my spin-change.

docreeler
October 28, 2016 9:58 pm

Huh, I could have sworn I had a dime in one of my jacket pockets.

Randarch
October 29, 2016 12:08 pm

Where’d I leave Terri?

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:02 am

Strike a pose… VOGUE!

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:03 am

This photo is obviously very old because of the 1) red trunks; 2) telephone booth; 3) Superman looks happy

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:03 am

Believe it or not, there was a time when Superman was HAPPY to be a super-hero

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:04 am

My deodorant is just… Super!

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:04 am

Which Earth is this?

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:05 am

It’s not an S. On my world it means spandex.

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:06 am

And his hair was PERFECT

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:06 am

Critics agree Dean Cain is still the cutest Superman

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:07 am

What do you mean I’m too happy to play Superman?

robertgillis
October 30, 2016 12:07 am

Now to pick up some floppy disks and carbon paper to write this story!

mnostl32
October 30, 2016 10:20 am

Dang, I forgot Lois’ number.

MattComics
October 30, 2016 12:29 pm

In the Danvers house, we go all in on Halloween!

November 1, 2016 5:30 pm

Red trunks and a spandex suit? What year did I travel back to?

superhero
November 1, 2016 6:50 pm

the moment Superman realizes he left his AT&T card at home

mnostl32
November 2, 2016 3:02 pm

This gel makes my hair feel like steel! No that’s just me.

mnostl32
November 2, 2016 3:04 pm

#wokeuplikethis

superhero
November 2, 2016 6:22 pm

i make this look good!

edit: sorry randarch, i just read yours, didn’t mean to steal/duplicate!

Randarch
November 5, 2016 8:50 pm
Reply to  superhero

No worries at all!

November 3, 2016 12:41 am

Barry warned me about flashpoint time travel but blue spandex and red trunks???

jagross0325
November 3, 2016 6:27 am

Wow! I can’t believe the Cubs won!