October 27, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

kal-el76:
So a Martian, Amazonian and Kryptonian walk into a bar…
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
Member

Gosh, I can’t believe this telephone booth is still here.

roy-el
Member

I know I forgot som… crap my underwear is on the outside.

kal-bert
Member

And here we see the 1st stupid comment. Let’s see if there are others…

Clarkerman
Guest

Such a self loathing comment from a Superman fan to call the trunks “underwear”. Underwear are worn on the inside, trunks are outerwear. They provide modesty and color balance on Superman, and should always be there. It’s not the Superman suit without the red trunks. No reason to remove them, they should bring the true costume back.

Zoey
Guest

Now where did I park my car? Oh wait, I don’t need it since I can fly.

jagross0325
Member

It’s a good thing phone booths will always be around. I don’t know where I’d change if they disappeared!

jagross0325
Member

See kids phone booths did exist at one time!

jagross0325
Member

I gotta quit changing in phone booths first I ran into Dr. Who and now Bill and Ted. What will happen if they ever phase these out?

jagross0325
Member

Try that new 52 Superman! Oh wait you can’t there are no more phone booths!

jagross0325
Member

All right people I’d wait atleast 5 minutes before going in there to make a call…whew!

jagross0325
Member

Huh?! What do you know the phone actually has a cord attached.

jagross0325
Member

Can you hear me now?

jagross0325
Member

Try changing out in public like that Bruce!

jagross0325
Member

Because I’m: Superman!

pschlic
Member

Where did I put those glasses?

Supermaniac
Guest

“See? I can pat my head and rub my tummy a the same time. That PROVES I’m Superman!”

SuperJMC79
Member

I don’t want Fop, God damn it; I’m a Dapper Dan man!

Clarkerman
Guest
Say what you will about Cain’s Superman, but his suit definitely got the colors right (even if the suit itself was a bit shinier at times than Superman’s suit should be, the bold primary colors it used were perfect). Maybe it’s just seeing the red trunks again and having the color balance back, but this suit looks much better than I remember, and easily better and more Superman-like than the Snyder, CW, and New 52 suits by miles. Also, the way the cape attaches here is pretty much perfect and much better than it was in previous seasons of the… Read more »
kal-bert
Member

Because they forgot that the cape is not something that just stays in Supes’ back. The cape is that: a cape, and it can cover him fully, like in the comics. When they realized that, the way it must be attached is so obvious.

Clarkerman
Guest

Cain, in Johnny Bravo voice:

“Man, I’m pretty”

Clarkerman
Guest

“I just had an awful dream where they ruined my costume and I couldn’t lift a plane by myself… sure am glad this isn’t the CW!”

Clarkerman
Guest

Superman immediately regrets his decision to become the 13th doctor after remembering how much he hates time travel.

Clarkerman
Guest

Cain rubs his head: “Hey, I know I’m not as tall as Christopher Reeve, but I’m still above 5ft! Who was this box built for? Myxyzptlk?”

Clarkerman
Guest

Superman wondering how to get to Sesame Street.

Supermaniac
Guest

“Well, THAT was embarrassing! When did they start making phone booths all glass?”

MattComics
Member

Wait, is it slick my hair as Clark and wear it natural as Superman or vice versa?

superhero
Member

Heello, Ladies

superhero
Member

that’s right, ma’am… i am the real deal. all 5ft 11¼in, 190lbs of me! (wink)

superhero
Member

dean cain caught trick or treating

Randarch
Member

Love it!

superhero
Member

i’ve got my tickets.
tickets to the GUN show!

Reaganfan
Member

Now where did that wallet go?

Reaganfan
Member

When a Red Kryptonite effects Superman, he forget things!

Randarch
Member

Did I leave the iron on?

mnostl32
Member

I better get me some maintenance supplies.

mnostl32
Member

Did I fall asleep in the booth again?

mnostl32
Member

Gotta love my supersuit. Impervious to armpit sweat!

mnostl32
Member

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

superhero
Member

PH balanced for a Kryptonian

mnostl32
Member

Alright who’s next?

New Roosterman
Guest

I can’t believe it. I’m not allowed to use the phone booth as I don’t meet the dress code!

MattComics
Member

Hold on, where do my clothes actually go?

mnostl32
Member

The Most Super Telephone Repair Man

mnostl32
Member

Phones Down? Don’t Frown! This Superman, Can Fix It He Can!

sman1938
Member

“cant afford a cell phone bill on a reporters salary”

MattComics
Member

Yep, I make this look good!

superhero
Member

“I KNEW I ‘shoulda’ made that left ‘toin’ in ‘Albakoikie”

superhero
Member

OMG! i can’t believe i just met Henry Cavill!

superhero
Member

Statistically speaking, you don’t want to go in there…

Randarch
Member

I make this look… GOOD!

Randarch
Member

I’ve got to switch to ‘Head and Shoulders”

Randarch
Member

Superman is puzzled by the sudden disappearance of Columbo…

Randarch
Member

Hmm… where can I possibly find some linoleum cleaner in this part of town??

docreeler
Member

I hope the good folks at the janitorial supply company were minding their P’s and Qs while I did my quick-change act.

docreeler
Member

I thought for sure there would be room enough in there for me to do my spin-change.

docreeler
Member

Huh, I could have sworn I had a dime in one of my jacket pockets.

Randarch
Member

Where’d I leave Terri?

robertgillis
Member

Strike a pose… VOGUE!

robertgillis
Member

This photo is obviously very old because of the 1) red trunks; 2) telephone booth; 3) Superman looks happy

robertgillis
Member

Believe it or not, there was a time when Superman was HAPPY to be a super-hero

robertgillis
Member

My deodorant is just… Super!

robertgillis
Member

Which Earth is this?

robertgillis
Member

It’s not an S. On my world it means spandex.

robertgillis
Member

And his hair was PERFECT

robertgillis
Member

Critics agree Dean Cain is still the cutest Superman

robertgillis
Member

What do you mean I’m too happy to play Superman?

robertgillis
Member

Now to pick up some floppy disks and carbon paper to write this story!

mnostl32
Member

Dang, I forgot Lois’ number.

MattComics
Member

In the Danvers house, we go all in on Halloween!

SuperLance
Guest

Red trunks and a spandex suit? What year did I travel back to?

superhero
Member

the moment Superman realizes he left his AT&T card at home

mnostl32
Member

This gel makes my hair feel like steel! No that’s just me.

mnostl32
Member

#wokeuplikethis

superhero
Member

i make this look good!

edit: sorry randarch, i just read yours, didn’t mean to steal/duplicate!

Randarch
Member

No worries at all!

SuperLance
Guest

Barry warned me about flashpoint time travel but blue spandex and red trunks???

jagross0325
Member

Wow! I can’t believe the Cubs won!

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