October 13, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

supercaper:
…9…10! Ready or not, here I come!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
October 13, 2016 1:13 am

Nobody even cares that I was born on Paradise Island and not the USA

roy-el
October 13, 2016 1:15 am

Don’t look now, but the guy in the glasses behind us has his fly down.

mnostl32
October 13, 2016 10:47 am
Reply to  roy-el

lol that was good

mindhavens
October 13, 2016 4:12 am

I’ll let you into a little secret, I’ve still got it.

jmaddock
October 13, 2016 9:39 am

We’d like to show you an outfit that you can change into so that you could be more useful to us here at the DEO!

mnostl32
October 13, 2016 10:46 am

Director: Cut Cut Cut! People, can you please look in the same direction. What, am I dealing with a bunch of B list actors over here?

mnostl32
October 13, 2016 10:50 am

Listen, the harder you hold on doesn’t mean you’ll be a regular.

robojac
October 13, 2016 11:43 am

Wait a minute. I thought I was making a cameo for the Wonder Woman movie.

Randarch
October 13, 2016 12:42 pm

Let me tall you about the time I fought Martin Mull…

Randarch
October 14, 2016 6:29 pm
Reply to  Randarch

*tell

superhero
October 13, 2016 12:58 pm

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated

Randarch
October 13, 2016 2:37 pm
Reply to  superhero

🙂

MattComics
October 13, 2016 6:07 pm

Just between us, those tights weren’t actually satin.

Randarch
October 14, 2016 6:30 pm
Reply to  MattComics

🙂

superhero
October 13, 2016 8:43 pm

ok, so tell me the truth! is Superman single or are the Lois rumors true…?

superhero
October 13, 2016 8:58 pm

…i’m tellin’ you. ebay. you’ll never guess what the lasso went for!

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 2:56 pm

Now that that’s over, let’s go get some beers!

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 2:57 pm

I just dropped a bomb, let’s move fast!

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 2:58 pm

We’re the 3 best friends that anybody could have!

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 3:00 pm

~We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!!~

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 3:00 pm

Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My!

mnostl32
October 14, 2016 3:01 pm

I’m sorry for being the third wheel, I just have no place else to go.

October 14, 2016 10:12 pm

Supergirl: Could I borrow your Lasso of Truth sometime? I’d like to see what Maxwell Lord is really up to.

Kal-Ed
October 15, 2016 1:42 am

It’s official: the CW confirms the long awaited Spice Girls reunion.

October 16, 2016 11:53 pm

You guys are so lucky, do you know what I had to do to change my outfit back in the day?…

mnostl32
October 17, 2016 1:56 pm

Shhh…Do you hear that? That’s Zack Snyders career going down the drain.

mnostl32
October 17, 2016 1:57 pm

I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to make American great again!

mnostl32
October 17, 2016 1:58 pm

So then I said to him, “Trumpty dumpty sat on a wall, Trumpty dumpty had a great fall!”

kal-el76
October 18, 2016 2:55 pm

So a Kandorian, Kryptonian and Amazonian walk into a bar….

kal-el76
October 18, 2016 2:57 pm

Did you see what Danvers is wearing? Hello Johnny Cash called, he wants his look back..

kal-el76
October 18, 2016 2:58 pm

Supergirl, I told you that there is a regulation on how high you can wear your skirt, I’m afraid your suspended.

kal-el76
October 18, 2016 3:10 pm

Supergirl: I’m going to ask the wizard for new super abilities.
President Marsden: I’m going to ask to be president of the world.
J’onn “J’onzz: I’m going to ask for a new host body….
All: oh we’re off to see the wizard…

SuperJMC79
October 18, 2016 3:22 pm

…and I can’t tell you how many times I puked on the boom operator from all that spinning.

kal-el76
October 18, 2016 3:22 pm

Supergirl: So I understand that you lived on Themyscira with only women for many years and there is a theory going around..well lets just say Hank and I are very interested.

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:36 am

You do the Hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around…

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:38 am

Come, quickly before they realize we already at all of the cake and ice cream.

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:40 am

Don’t look now but I just let one rip…

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:42 am

Ma Kent’s rhubarb pie! I understand you know the recipe and you know where the private kitchen is

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:54 am

“Beef bourguignon with ketch up”
:”Ms. President, I think you have the wrong couple.”.

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 11:57 am

Yes, we aliens have pulses, now stop that!.

lemarjones
October 20, 2016 12:03 pm

Don’t look now, but those two guys coming down the stairs behind us are checking us out.

mnostl32
October 23, 2016 8:04 pm

I’m gonna go as Wonder Woman for Halloween, how bout you two?

mnostl32
October 23, 2016 8:05 pm

Supergirl: This is the worst Halloween party ever! Am I the only dressed up?