July 7, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.


Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Previous Caption Contest

Lois: What color are my… never mind.

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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July 7, 2016 3:38 am

Hey, listen. I can blow the Superman theme on this bottle.

July 7, 2016 1:47 pm
Reply to  Stefan-El

Nice one!

July 7, 2016 11:04 am

Now how does that song go…There’s a tear in my beer, cause I’m crying for you dear, you are on my lonely mind.

July 7, 2016 11:06 am

Can’t stop thinking how cool the new Superman home page looks, let’s celebrate with a drink.

July 7, 2016 12:31 pm

So the script says it’s time for another product placement in the movie? Hand me the Budweiser.

July 7, 2016 12:32 pm

Why do I keep drinking beer? My Kryptonian liver keeps me from getting drunk.

July 7, 2016 2:14 pm

Want to play some foosball? Well alriiight

July 7, 2016 5:08 pm

“World saved……AAHHHHHHHH”

July 7, 2016 5:57 pm

Are you sure this green beer is left over from St Patrick’s day and not laced with Kryptonite?

Da Puertorican
July 7, 2016 6:30 pm

If Christopher Reeve did it for Superman 3, I can do it for Man of Steel 3… or Justice League or whatever name it is.

July 7, 2016 6:44 pm

A beer and the television…great way to watch the Super-Bowl!

Da Puertorican
July 7, 2016 6:45 pm

Dark color costume… check Beer… check
Let’s get drunk and flip peanuts against bottles. They’ll never spot the similarities.

New Roosterman
July 7, 2016 9:41 pm

“100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottes of beer, if I take one down and drink it all down there are 99 bottles of beer on the wall….”

July 7, 2016 9:53 pm

Hey Greenhorn!! Sound the alarm!!!

July 7, 2016 10:27 pm

Onlookers: Hey look Supermans drunk.
No ones gonna ever trust that bum again.
Superman: what aya lookin at….huh?

July 7, 2016 10:33 pm

And that’s when Clark learned he had a talent to play the jug and be the best the this planets ever seen

July 7, 2016 10:55 pm

Batman: Whashsup, K.
Superman: Watchin’ the game, havin’ a Bud.
Batman: True, true.

July 7, 2016 11:53 pm

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

July 8, 2016 10:39 am

Snyder’s still here. Set me free booze I need you.

July 8, 2016 2:50 pm

Greenhorn! Sound the alarm!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOT

July 8, 2016 3:31 pm

Zods dead. This calls for a bud light!

July 8, 2016 3:33 pm

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, you can find me in Superman 3.

July 8, 2016 3:34 pm

I wonder if I can see Lois from here. Yep, she wears red underwear too!

July 8, 2016 3:35 pm

Superman (thinking): Gee Clark, what are we gonna do tonight!
Clark: Same thing we do every night! Go and save the world!

July 8, 2016 3:41 pm

Level 4: Now you’ve drank so much you think you have x-ray vision.

July 8, 2016 3:45 pm

So this is what America tastes like!

July 8, 2016 6:34 pm

Martha: Clark, remember not to drink that last Bud in the fridge, it reminds me of your father.
Clark: uh-oh

July 8, 2016 6:41 pm

General Zod: [transmission] You are not alone… My name is General Zod. I come from a world far from yours. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. For some time, your world has sheltered one of my citizens. I request that you return this individual to my custody. For reasons unknown, he has chosen to keep his existence a secret from you. He will have made efforts to blend in. He will look like you, he will drink beer like you,but he is not one of you. To those of you who may know of his… Read more »

July 8, 2016 6:42 pm

Clark: Don’t worry Lois I fly better when I drink

July 8, 2016 6:44 pm

No matter how many of these I drink it still doesn’t improve Kate Bosworths performance

July 8, 2016 6:59 pm

This frat-boy has no idea who he just challenged to a chugging contest.

July 8, 2016 7:07 pm

Don’t worry. I have a designated flyer.

July 8, 2016 7:10 pm

I may look young, but I’m 21 in Kryptonian years.

July 8, 2016 7:46 pm

Hey Bruce want a beer, and watch a game before saving the city?

July 8, 2016 7:48 pm

Got a beer, now all I need is Country music.

July 8, 2016 9:19 pm

WWHHOOOSSSHHH!!! It’s the ghost of Christopher Reeve! No it’s just Cavill with a bottle pranking us. 😀

July 8, 2016 11:27 pm

I better stop drinking these or I’ll be wearing my underwear on the outside

July 9, 2016 4:56 am

Metropolis is winning as usual… *sips* …but that’s none of my business.

July 9, 2016 12:04 pm

Bartender: I don’t always serve beer, but when I do, I serve the Kryptonian first because I don’t want my truck punctured with logs!

July 9, 2016 12:52 pm

Henry (thinking): I’ve got to film with Ben again!?! Ugh, Better have another one.

July 9, 2016 2:00 pm

Does the world really need Superman? The way it is, they do.

July 9, 2016 2:02 pm

If there’s a red Kryptonite in a beer, I want more, heck why bother helping people anyway?!

July 10, 2016 10:52 am

Good triumphs over evil. Only if good proves to be more drunk than evil.

July 14, 2016 7:44 pm

Beer: Helping Kryptonians forget about Krypton when they come to Earth

July 14, 2016 7:47 pm

Clark (thinking): So how would Aquaman drink beer underwater?

July 14, 2016 7:48 pm

Clark: Boy I’d love to have a beer with Steve Younis right about now!

July 14, 2016 7:53 pm

Lager by Lex, Guaranteed to have an explosive time!