July 7, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

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Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Previous Caption Contest

Hailex:
Lois: What color are my… never mind.

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

Note: You need to be a member of the Superman Homepage to leave a comment, but it’s free, so sign up and join the fun!

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Stefan-El
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Stefan-El

Hey, listen. I can blow the Superman theme on this bottle.

Randarch
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Randarch

Nice one!

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Now how does that song go…There’s a tear in my beer, cause I’m crying for you dear, you are on my lonely mind.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Can’t stop thinking how cool the new Superman home page looks, let’s celebrate with a drink.

whroberts54
Guest

So the script says it’s time for another product placement in the movie? Hand me the Budweiser.

whroberts54
Guest

Why do I keep drinking beer? My Kryptonian liver keeps me from getting drunk.

lcmcbain
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lcmcbain

Want to play some foosball? Well alriiight

Kent-Darr
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Kent-Darr

“World saved……AAHHHHHHHH”

Superlycan
Member

Are you sure this green beer is left over from St Patrick’s day and not laced with Kryptonite?

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

If Christopher Reeve did it for Superman 3, I can do it for Man of Steel 3… or Justice League or whatever name it is.

Guest

A beer and the television…great way to watch the Super-Bowl!

Da Puertorican
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Da Puertorican

Dark color costume… check Beer… check
Let’s get drunk and flip peanuts against bottles. They’ll never spot the similarities.

New Roosterman
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New Roosterman

“100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottes of beer, if I take one down and drink it all down there are 99 bottles of beer on the wall….”

Guest

Hey Greenhorn!! Sound the alarm!!!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Onlookers: Hey look Supermans drunk.
No ones gonna ever trust that bum again.
Superman: what aya lookin at….huh?

kal-el76
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kal-el76

And that’s when Clark learned he had a talent to play the jug and be the best the this planets ever seen

Sven-El
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Sven-El

Batman: Whashsup, K.
Superman: Watchin’ the game, havin’ a Bud.
Batman: True, true.

butchmoore
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butchmoore

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

MattComics
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MattComics

Snyder’s still here. Set me free booze I need you.

Guest

Greenhorn! Sound the alarm!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOT

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Zods dead. This calls for a bud light!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, you can find me in Superman 3.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

I wonder if I can see Lois from here. Yep, she wears red underwear too!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Superman (thinking): Gee Clark, what are we gonna do tonight!
Clark: Same thing we do every night! Go and save the world!

MattComics
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MattComics

Level 4: Now you’ve drank so much you think you have x-ray vision.

Guest

So this is what America tastes like!

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Martha: Clark, remember not to drink that last Bud in the fridge, it reminds me of your father.
Clark: uh-oh

kal-el76
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kal-el76

General Zod: [transmission] You are not alone… My name is General Zod. I come from a world far from yours. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. For some time, your world has sheltered one of my citizens. I request that you return this individual to my custody. For reasons unknown, he has chosen to keep his existence a secret from you. He will have made efforts to blend in. He will look like you, he will drink beer like you,but he is not one of you. To those of you who may know of his… Read more »

kal-el76
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kal-el76

Clark: Don’t worry Lois I fly better when I drink

kal-el76
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kal-el76

No matter how many of these I drink it still doesn’t improve Kate Bosworths performance

MattComics
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MattComics

This frat-boy has no idea who he just challenged to a chugging contest.

docreeler
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docreeler

Don’t worry. I have a designated flyer.

docreeler
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docreeler

I may look young, but I’m 21 in Kryptonian years.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Hey Bruce want a beer, and watch a game before saving the city?

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Got a beer, now all I need is Country music.

approuty
Member

WWHHOOOSSSHHH!!! It’s the ghost of Christopher Reeve! No it’s just Cavill with a bottle pranking us. 😀

Hailex
Member
David Stone

I better stop drinking these or I’ll be wearing my underwear on the outside

SuperDuperMan
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SuperDuperMan

Metropolis is winning as usual… *sips* …but that’s none of my business.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Bartender: I don’t always serve beer, but when I do, I serve the Kryptonian first because I don’t want my truck punctured with logs!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Henry (thinking): I’ve got to film with Ben again!?! Ugh, Better have another one.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

Does the world really need Superman? The way it is, they do.

Reaganfan
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Reaganfan

If there’s a red Kryptonite in a beer, I want more, heck why bother helping people anyway?!

Kal-Ed
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Kal-Ed

Good triumphs over evil. Only if good proves to be more drunk than evil.

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Beer: Helping Kryptonians forget about Krypton when they come to Earth

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Clark (thinking): So how would Aquaman drink beer underwater?

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Clark: Boy I’d love to have a beer with Steve Younis right about now!

mnostl32
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mnostl32

Lager by Lex, Guaranteed to have an explosive time!