December 22, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Penguin, this punch will leave you COLD!
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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December 22, 2016 12:11 am

I wanted a Yellow one with Pink hair!

December 23, 2016 1:16 pm
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December 22, 2016 12:13 am

Who has the better smile? The garland and light bulbs or the creepy man under it?

December 22, 2016 12:26 am

Lois: Clark, I finally realized the true meaning of Christmas, here, give this doll to a kid who needs it.

December 22, 2016 12:28 am

Merry Christmas to Supermanhomepage! May 2017 be a great year for you.

December 22, 2016 12:32 am

“I’m sorry Lois. We’re just not going to work out. In about 20 years I’m going to be Supergirl’s foster father.”

December 22, 2016 8:17 am

Superman: nice try Lois, but I know a thing or two about alter ego disguises and yours doesn’t work

December 22, 2016 1:47 pm

Superman: I know it’s not a tickle me Elmo but it was all I could find.

December 22, 2016 1:49 pm

Superman: Yes Lois, there is a Santa Claus and he lives next to the Fortress.

December 22, 2016 1:50 pm

Superman: Lois you ground me.
Lois: Oh Clark!
Superman: No Lois you’re um stepping on my cape.

December 22, 2016 1:53 pm

Superman: Purple Lois.
Lois: They’re actually pink.
Superman: I’m talking about the doll Lois.

December 22, 2016 1:56 pm

Superman: I know it’s you Lois. I see right through that disguise, them clothes, your skin, I pretty much see your skeleton. Yep x-ray vision.

December 22, 2016 2:06 pm

Lois: How are you?
Superman: Well I was fine till they killed me off. Now they are starting a League without me. I see your doing ok.

December 22, 2016 2:08 pm

Lois: I heard Batman wants to fight you.
Superman: Yeah he didn’t like my song: Jingle Bells Batman smells.

December 22, 2016 3:35 pm

My, my, Lois. I can still see your humongous ears even without x-ray vision. BTW, happy holidays.

December 22, 2016 4:37 pm

I told you I wanted a Tickle Me Elmo!!

December 22, 2016 4:38 pm

Lois: It’s not an S, on my world it means Santa.

December 23, 2016 9:39 am

Lois, we’re gonna party like it’s 1994!!

December 23, 2016 1:14 pm

Lois and Clark simultaneously: “Gosh, you’re cute!”

December 23, 2016 1:18 pm

Lois: Do they have mistletoe on Krypton?

December 23, 2016 1:21 pm

—> You know folks, even in this static photo, you can still feel their chemistry.

December 23, 2016 1:47 pm

The blinking contest was easy for Lois, her eyes were frozen open!

December 23, 2016 1:48 pm

Man in Background: Look at those two love birds, I’m just gonna stand back here all creepy and watch.

December 25, 2016 11:49 pm

“I’m sorry Lois, but I don’t think giving Lex Luthor that toy will help improve his attitude.”

December 27, 2016 3:53 pm

The Parasite doll sucked the life out of their conversation

December 27, 2016 3:58 pm

Have you ever fought a kangaroo Superman?

December 28, 2016 11:59 am

Yes Lois, I did receive a Superman present for Christmas.

December 28, 2016 12:00 pm

All I want for Christmas is Krypton! Is that too much to ask?

December 29, 2016 2:11 pm

Re: the last caption…Thanks for choosing my selection.

January 2, 2017 8:22 pm

Yes, Clark. I like red very much!

January 3, 2017 3:11 pm

Superman: You know that’s not a Pokémon, right?
Lois: Well, I lost my cell phone and this was just easier to do.

January 3, 2017 3:15 pm

Lois: Ok. OKAY! I forgot to go shopping for you. And some scalper said this was a Hatchimal, which I’m guess it isn’t huh?

January 3, 2017 3:26 pm

Because I’m cold, Lois. My arms are folded because I’m standing here in tights and I’m cold!

January 4, 2017 3:46 am

“Santa, wait a minute. This is weird. Without this hat you look exactly like… Lois Lane!”