Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.
Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.
In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.
The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
I wanted a Yellow one with Pink hair!
Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.
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Superman: All right gentlemen, stand back I got this!
Man: That man Lex is mad! Think you can stop him?
Superman: Gee, I hope so.
The President will see you now Superman.
Superman: Being surrounded by five men who work for President Luthor can’t be good!
I usually use a telephone both.
Superman: I told you. The card I picked is in the cabinet. I can see right threw it. You’re “magic” trick can’t work against me.
“H-here i-it is, Superman. Pl-please save us fr-from this t-terrible eight-legged monster on the wall. A-and don´t tell me it is j-just a sp-spider!”
You see this, Superman? This is a door. An incredible invention. It opens for you 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. All you have to do is push the handle down…and bingo! No more crashing through walls.
“Ok, Superman, please start reading the first line.”
“C-…R-I-…P-T-O-N”
“Yep, well done!”
“I told you Superman, go and fight that villain! So why are you still here?! Is it possibly Kryptonite?”
“*sob* N-N-No… but h-his mom´s name is M-M-Marthaaa…”
Man: That is called “rain”.
Superman: But… I thought it didn’t rain in California!
You promised in “Superman 2” that you wouldn’t let us down again, remember… right at the end… you flew the flag to the white house “sorry I’ve been away blah blah”… now… see what happened when you left again, see who is president now?! This is all on you!
President Trump saw how you rebuilt the Great Wall in Superman IV and he has a new job for you.
yes i admit i smelt it, but HE dealt it!
No, I will not pull your finger
These are not the droids you are looking for
Trumps a good man…and you’ve been gone a long time.
You must stop President Trump, now go!
Do you see that? Good, cause we can’t. We’re all too old.
This new suit, it’s so soft. Is it cashmere?
No really, you guys have no idea how hard it is to get that curl to stay. It’s ridiculous.
Glorius Godfrey is the President?
Stop, collaborate and listen. Supes is back with a brand new invention.
Superman: Ok, so it’s called the mannequin challenge. You ready?
I’m sorry gentlemen, I can’t see anything without my glasses.
Of course, Superman. It’s down the hall, second door on the left.
Don’t forget to wash your hands!
I’m sorry. Your waistline is just to high. You’ll have to go.
Dang it, Blackhawk! We’re trying to conduct a meeting here. Now get out, and take off that silly costume!
Is that way north?
snicker*snicker* Hey Superman, pull my finger
Superman, you do realize once you walk through that door, you will be on the other side?
Sorry Kal, this is the no Superman club, beat it
Amazing, looking from the back this man has a beautiful head of hair
Superman, we all heard about what you did with General Lanes daughter (Kryptonian kama sutra) I think you better go now
Superman, if you walk out that door you will never be a member of the uptight stuffy, judge mcjudgster club, ever!
Ok Superman, you know that rules of the staring contest, no heat vision.