_______________________________________________________ T H E K R Y P T O N I A N C Y B E R N E T _______________________________________________ http://www.kryptonian-cybernet.com Issue #70 - February 6, 2000 Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster _______________________________________________________ CONTENTS -------- Section 0: Table of Contents Editorial Staff Disclaimers Subscription Information Section 1: Superscripts: Notes from the Editor(s) The Greatest, The Newlyweds, and The Animals Notes about the prize donated to the Kaycees, the most glaring success of the new creative teams, and the Superman for the Animals insert. Ratings At A Glance Titles Shipped December 1999 The KC Newsroom The Time Warner/AOL merger, Brainiac 13 on the web, two new Superman pencillers, an update on Superman: Red Son, Man of Steel's one hundredth issue, and some DVD and TV broadcast news. The One, True, Original Superman! Bob Hughes discusses Golden Age Superman author Alvin Schwartz's new book, _An Unlikely Prophet_ Section 2: Adventures in Silver Brad Ferguson takes a look at Action Comics #297, in which the Man of Steel finds that the secret of his dual identity lies in the hands of Perry White! Faster than a Speeding Bullet Doug Tisdale's series on the Superman radio serial concludes its look at the troubles of the Silver Clipper, whose story lands Clark Kent his newspaper job. Section 3: Superman Stories Superboy Sean Hogan shares with us the solo and team histories of the post-Crisis incarnation of the teen who wears the S. Phantom Zone Reviews Scott Devarney completes his look at the Superman Specials of the mid-eighties, this time reviewing the Man of Steel's knockabout with Amazo in Superman Special #3. Section 4: New Comic Reviews The Triangle Titles Superman #153, by Thomas Deja Adventures of Superman #575, by G.M. Nelson Superman: The Man of Steel #97, by Mike Smith Section 5: New Comic Reviews The Triangle Titles (cont) Action Comics #762, by Simon DelMonte Superman Y2K #1, by Jeremy Bleichman Super-Family Titles Superboy #71, by Rene' Gobeyn Supergirl #41, by Thomas Deja Section 6: New Comic Reviews Super-Family Titles (cont) Superman Adventures #40, by Cory Strode Team Titles JLA #38, by Edward Mathews Young Justice #17, by Edward Mathews Section 7: New Comic Reviews Specials JLA: Earth 2, by Edward Mathews Superman: End of the Century, by Jeff Sykes The KC Mailbag World Famous Comics, a dissenting opinion about Action Comics #761, Hypertime, and rubber stamps! EDITORIAL STAFF: --------------- Jeffery D. 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If you have any problems, contact Jeff Sykes at sykes@kryptonian-cybernet.com. Back issues are available via ftp at ftp.kryptonian-cybernet.com. These archives can also be reached via the Kryptonian Cybernet Homepage: http://www.kryptonian-cybernet.com _______________________________________ End of Section 0 _______________________________________ SUPERSCRIPTS: NOTES FROM THE EDITOR(S) -------------------------------------------------- By Jeff Sykes (sykes@kryptonian-cybernet.com) THE GREATEST, THE NEWLYWEDS, AND THE ANIMALS I want to thank those of you who have already voted in the 1999 Kaycees and to remind the rest of you that voting will remain open until 11:59 PM EST on February 13, 2000. As many of you are already aware, long-time contributor Jon Knutson has donated to the Kaycees prize package a copy of a special edition of _Comic Book Artist_. This special issue includes a lengthy interview with Neal Adams about the famous "Superman vs. Muhammad Ali" comic. This special issue is available only to subscribers, so any others interested in a copy will have to either subscribe or obtain a copy from a subscriber. Jon informs me that a six-issue subscription to _Comic Book Artist_ is $30.00 (U.S.) and can be ordered by e-mail or over the phone. Visa and MasterCard are both accepted for subscriptions. Here is the address and contact info: TwoMorrows Advertising 1812 Park Drive Raleigh, NC 27605 USA Telephone: +1.919.833.8092 Fax: +1.919.833.8023 E-mail: twomorrow@aol.com Jon adds, "It's a great interview -- took me quite a while to transcribe it -- and since the special edition is only available to subscribers, it's sure to be a rare collectible, as well. And of course, _Comic Book Artist_ is a great magazine regardless, as are all the TwoMorrows books (_Alter Ego_ and _The Jack Kirby Collector_... and coming soon... _Comicology_!). On another note, I'm still pretty pleased with what the new creative teams have brought us so far, and I'm intrigued by the visual updating going on right now with a CG Brainiac and a futuristic Metropolis. But there's one particular promise made to us by the editor and creators that I believe has been handled exceptionally. We were told that the creators would be revitalizing Lois and Clark's marriage, making it a more realistic and central aspect of the books, and they have succeeded wildly from my perspective. Not only are we seeing the love and playfulness shared by most newlyweds, but we're also seeing the couple deal with some of the insecurities and problems with which most couples have to confront. Most importantly, this is just portrayed as part of their life, and not in a soap operatic manner. Kudos for a job well done. Finally, I'd also like to take a moment to talk about the _Superman for the Animals_ comic that was bagged with certain DC comics in January. As I've indicated on many occasions, to me Superman is more about what he stands for than about what he can do, and so I'm always pleased to see good stories that help teach kids about topics dealing with morality. _Superman for the Animals_ is just such a story, teaching kids to stand up to peer pressure and not to commit senseless acts of violence against defenseless animals. But I do have one little problem. The book was prepared for the Doris Day Animal Foundation, which provided a full-page ad on the back cover. While the story itself espoused a point of view which is essentially apolitical, the organizations listed in the advertisement represent a broad array of ideologies, ranging from responsible pet ownership to the vegan lifestyle. I don't want to speculate about where in the animal rights spectrum Superman's ideology would fall, but I have a hard time buying that Superman is the right character to represent any vegan organization. After all, various Superman stories have shown the Man of Steel eating meat (and remember, he eats only for enjoyment -- he doesn't obtain sustenance from food). Furthermore, other stories have shown that he helped his (farmer) parents raise cattle, at least when he was younger. The story itself doesn't espouse anything beyond the idea that kids shouldn't be committing senseless violence against defenseless animals. However, the use of the ad could be seen as approval or endorsement of the entire array of political ideologies represented, either by DC Comics or by the character of Superman. Additionally, several of the organizations in the ad are quite political, and I think it's a big mistake for DC to suggest that Superman stands for any particular political position. To put it in another perspective, there are many animal rights supporters who believe that it is wrong to kill an animal for food, because they believe that animals are sentient beings with a right to live. There are many opponents of abortion who believe it is wrong to kill a human fetus, because they believe that a fetus is a sentient being with a right to live. Would we be likely to see a right-to-life group's advertisement in a Superman comic? Probably not, and I think that's a good thing (despite my own personal beliefs). It's one thing to tell us that Superman respects all sentient life, but it's another thing all together to tell us which side of a political spectrum that respect encompasses. Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that DC should have refused this story or this publication, because I *do* in fact think that it serves an important purpose. I would just ask that DC think carefully about the organizations for which they are providing advertising space, or, more specifically, about whether or not these ads may appear to portray their characters as espousing certain political views. If you'd like to read _Superman for the Animals_ for yourself, the book was bagged with copies of _Superman Adventures_ #41, _Impulse_ #58, and (I believe) _Hourman_ #12, among others. We'll have a complete list in our next issue, along with a review of the book. ____________________________________ RATINGS AT A GLANCE: Titles shipped December 1999 ------------------------------------------------------------ Prepared by Shane Travis Key: ---- Issue -- Issue for which 'Current' Rating and Rank are calculated. The 'Previous' columns refer to the issue immediately prior to this. Rating -- Average Rating, in Shields (maximum rating is 5.0). The number in () indicates how many people submitted ratings. Rank -- The relative ranking of the book among the regularly-published Superman titles. (T) indicates a tie. Average -- Average of the ratings for this title over the previous six issues, each of which is weighted equally, regardless of the number of people who assigned it ratings. If the average is for fewer than six issues, the number of issues is displayed in (). Current Previous Average Title Issue Rating Rank Rating Rank Rating Rank ----- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ JLA: Earth 2 1 4.3(6) - -- - -- - Young Justice 17 4.0(6) 1 3.9(5) 2 3.58 3 Action Comics 762 3.9(7) 2 3.1(9) 8 3.22 6 Supergirl 41 3.7(5) 3 3.2(6) 7 3.72 1 Superman 153 3.7(10) 4 4.1(9) 1 3.62 2 JLA 38 3.7(6) 5 3.7(7) 4 3.50 4 Superman Y2K 1 3.6(6) - -- - -- - S:End/Century 1 3.6(3) - -- - -- - Adv. of Superman 575 3.5(9) 6 3.3(8) 5 3.02 9 Man of Steel 97 3.1(8) 7 3.8(8) 3 3.20 7 Superboy 71 2.8(6) 8 3.2(6) 6 3.18 8 Superman Adv. 40 2.6(4) 9 2.8(5) 9 3.37 5 "Meteoric rise, meteoric descent..." SUPERBOY #71 (2.8 Shields, 8th of 9, 8th overall) - You know, it was only three short months ago that Superboy was riding an eight-month streak in the #1 overall position. Now it finds itself with its second-worst monthly rating since Karl and Tom took over, and in eighth place overall with a lot of fans talking about dropping the book again. So what was the worst-rated issue since #50? Issue #55, which featured Grokk the Living Gargoyle and the reincarnation of Jonah Hex as a supermodel. Oh Look! Who's that I see on the last page? This doesn't bode well for the future... "Your mileage may vary." ACTION COMICS #762 (3.9 Shields, 2nd place) SUPERMAN #153 (3.7 Shields, 4th place) ADV. OF SUPERMAN #575 (3.5 Shields, 6th place) - I point these out for a couple reasons. Firstly, it's *so* nice to see the core titles out of the bottom of the ratings list. No longer does the phrase "Triangle Title" equate with "Whipping Boy". What caught my eye about these this month, however, was the discrepancy between the rating given by the regular reviewer and those of the rest of the Ratings Panelists. On _Action_, the reviewer awarded 2.5 Shields and no one else gave anything under 3.7 Shields. The gap was even wider on _Superman_, where curmudgeon-in-residence Thomas Deja gave 2.0 Shields and no one else thought it was worth less than 3.3 Shields. At least the reviewer of _AOS_ had some company; there were three marks that were 2.6 Shields or lower (including the reviewer's 2.0), and seven of 3.8 Shields or higher. I really have no explanation for this phenomenon. Are the reviewers getting less enjoyment from the comics because they have to read the same issue multiple times while writing? Or do the books perhaps not stand up as well on re-read -- a fact more obvious to reviewers than the Panelists? That's one of the reasons we do things this way, folks -- to get a wide diversity of opinions. I just found it interesting the way this month's opinions split. "Old, scmhold..." YOUNG JUSTICE #17 (4.0 Shields, 1st place) - You know, everyone has been complaining at how uninteresting or unrealistic or intrusive the Old Justice sub-plot has been in the last three issues of _YJ_, but it should be noted that those same three issues have been the most well-received of the book's run. With an average of 4.0 Shields between them, they've pulled the title into third place overall and offer promising portents for the upcoming DC-wide Young Justice "Sins of Youth" crossover in March. Information for 'Ratings at a Glance' and the ratings that accompany the monthly reviews of Superman comics are obtained from KC readers. To become a contributor, or to obtain information about what is required, contact Shane Travis at . ____________________________________ THE KC NEWSROOM --------------------------------- By Joshua Elder (j-elder@nwu.edu) After taking a one month hiatus, I have returned with the latest in Superman news. We've got everything from the AOL-Time Warner merger to the new artist on _Action Comics_. UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT In what is by far the largest merger ever, America Online Inc. has used $160 billion in stock to purchase Time Warner Inc. Due to the large number of legal and logistical issues that must be dealt with in a merger of this size, the two companies won't be fully integrated until the end of the year. The combination of the top Internet service provider in the world and the world's largest media company will undoubtedly change the way both companies do business. AOL now has Warner Bros.' vast entertainment and news resources to draw upon for web content and, conversely, WB is now in a better position than any other media company to transfer their products to the Web. The full ramifications of this merger won't be known for some time, but one thing we can count on is that DC's website will get a lot better in the months and years ahead. BRAINIAC 13 ON THE INTERNET Speaking of DC's website (www.dccomics.com), that wacky CGI Brainiac 13 can now be found there in a QuickTime animated movie. The CGI version of one of Superman's oldest villains was built as a 3D model by Steve Kim and animated by Tommy Yune and Wildstorm FX with initial character design by Ed McGuinness. NEW SUPERMAN PENCILLERS DC has announced that German Garcia will be leaving _Action Comics_ after only a few months on the title. He will be replaced by a similarly styled artist, Kano (no, not the guy from Mortal Kombat). Kano's work has already appeared _Action_ #762 and, as Eddie Berganza asked, "Can you tell which pencils are his and which are German's?" Kano officially joins as penciller on issue #764 but contributes the lion's share of pencils to #763, Garcia's last issue. In related news, several guest artists will fill in on different Superman books in the coming months. Ex X-title artists Mike Miller and Cary Nord will be featured in _AOS_ #581 and _Action_ #766, respectively. Also, Mike McKone will be filling on _AOS_ for an issue, but will not be the regular artist. DC recently confirmed that current _JLA_ penciller Howard Porter will take over _Adventures of Superman_ shortly after his JLA duties conclude, later this year. HERO OF THE PROLETARIAT _Superman: Red Son_, a 4-issue Elseworlds, prestige format miniseries about Superman growing up in the Soviet Union was supposed to have been completed months ago but has yet to even be solicited. According to Rich Johnston's Ramblings 2000 (at twistandshoutcomics.com), the reason for the lateness lies with artist Dave Johnson, who has only managed to complete one and a half issues in two years. He's now off the book, but it is unknown whether DC will have a new artist start from scratch or simply finish the two and a half issues Johnson left undone. This book has been very highly anticipated since it was first announced, with many insiders calling it some of the best work of (writer) Mark Millar's career. MAN OF STEEL HITS THE CENTENNIAL MARK In an interview with Rob Allstetter, Mark Schultz talks about the upcoming 100th issue of _Superman: The Man of Steel_ to be released this March. The double-sized issue focuses on the rebuilding of the Fortress of Solitude, guest stars Steel, and features the return of the Cyborg. "My best story so far, I think, and Doug Mahnke's best art," Schultz said. "He really put a lot into this one -- if you're a fan of Reed Richards-type techno-gizmos, this one's got them wall to wall." I've been very impressed with the work Schultz and Mahnke have been doing on MOS so I'm very much looking forward to #100. The only problem I have is that they are bringing back the Cyborg. If there is one villain I want to see permanently removed from the Superman rogues gallery, it would be him. I have hope that the MOS team will be able to do something with the Cyborg, though I really don't see how. DVD AND TV NEWS Anchor Bay Entertainment's forthcoming 2-DVD set will contain two versions of _Supergirl_, starring Helen Slater. The DVD will contain the International Director's cut (125 minutes) and a never-before-seen 140-minute version struck from an original uncut negative. That means that the world will see an additional 15 minutes of material that have never been shown until now. It will be THX-approved, and is set for release in May. In what appear to be the final episodes of the series, the two-part "Legacy" episode of the Superman animated series debuted this weekend on the Kids' WB and will conclude the morning of February 12. In related news, the creators of the Batman Beyond have indicated plans to include the Man of Steel in a future episode, probably not to appear before next season. In other television news, the Arts & Entertainment Cable Network will air an episode of "Biography" about George Reeves. The episode is scheduled to air on Wednesday, February 9, at 8:00 Eastern (with a midnight repeat). The _Steel_ movie starring Shaquille O'Neal will be airing six times on TNT in February, between Saturday the 12th and Sunday the 20th. Check your local listings for the airtimes. ____________________________________ THE ONE, TRUE, ORIGINAL SUPERMAN! --------------------------------------- by Bob Hughes (bobhughes@ttlc.net) (or see Bob's web page, "Who's Whose in The DC Universe" at http://members.ttlc.net/~bobhughes/whoswho.htm) An Unlikely Prophet: Alvin Schwartz and the Silence of Superman You may have noticed that I've been missing for the last couple of months. Rest assured it was not because I've run out of things to say about Superman. I'm not sure that's possible. First of all, I've got a new job that requires me to supervise offices in 4 different states, which is more time-consuming than I expected. My second mistake was volunteering to update and reformat all the Dell and Gold Key Walt Disney titles in the Grand Comics Data Base (www.comics.org). This is an interesting computer exercise, but definitely is taking longer than I wanted it to. Last time we were talking about the two Superman mini-operas that veteran scripter Alvin Schwartz wrote in the late forties. Since then I've obtained audio tapes of both of them and can tell that the correct words to the first verse of the Magic Wishing Ring are: It was only a prize in a pop corn box A cheap glass ring that a little boy found But it made a splash for blocks and blocks When news of its powers traveled around. This version rhymes and is much superior to what I could make out from the mp3 file from which I originally transcribed the script. (Thus proving that analog technology is still better than digital.) I contacted Alvin, who has his own column over at World Famous Comics (http://www.wfcomics.com). He graciously sent me a copy of his new book, _An Unlikely Prophet_, published by McMurry and Beck, ISBN 0-9659521-2-6 and available from Amazon.com, as well as other on-line and better stocked real world bookstores. Alvin is quite an interesting fellow. Sometimes I think the least exciting thing he ever did was write comic books. You certainly might agree after reading this recounting of only a few of his adventures on "The Path Without Form". Like many writers of the first comic books, Alvin sort of backed into that career, while making plans to become a novelist. A temporary job to put food on the table turned into an almost 20 year career, after which he put fantasy away and went on to other things. As this book attests to, however, there is no escaping from the Man of Steel. It all started up again when Alvin's son, an advertising agent working for a children's book publisher, mentioned to a college professor, Francelia Butler, that his father used to write Superman. Soon, Alvin was invited to speak to her children's literature course. And from then on, it was only a matter of time before the hordes of fandom started to descend on him, picking his brain for half-remembered facts about events that had happened, as he saw it, 3 careers ago. So it was only logical that Superman was fresh in his mind again, as fans he met at conventions and signings asked hard questions about "why?" Why did Superman act the way he did? Why would he pretend to be Clark Kent? Why did he let Lois treat him like that? Why did he always run away after the rescue was over? Why didn't Superman "hang out"? Now writers write, they don't necessarily analyze everything, particularly when Jackson Pollock is on his way over for dinner and the comic books have to be swept into the closet. (For Alvin Schwartz too had a secret identity. By day he was comic book writer Vernon Woodrum, by night he was a member of New York City's art community as existentialist novelist Alvin Schwartz, author of "The Blowtop.") This schizophrenic existence probably helped him understand the Man of Steel, but it was his years writing documentaries for the National Film Board of Canada that prepared him for Mr. Thongden. For Mr. Thongden was from Tibet. Tibet, as we all know, is the mystical capital of the comic book world. All heroes are either born there, or eventually make the pilgrimage. However, they don't usually have their visits chronicled by someone who actually knows something about the country. Mr. Schwartz was, accordingly, prepared for Mr. Thongden, and Mr. Thongden, becoming acquainted with Mr. Schwartz's lately restored "fame", was prepared for Mr. Schwartz, also. Thus begins a mystic journey on "The Path Without Form", an exploration of the nature of imagination, and the ability of imaginary characters to take on a life of their own -- perhaps even to escape from the control of their creators. Mr. Thongden claims to be just such a creature, a "tulpa", born of the imagination of others. There are many such beings in the world, some famous, some may just be your neighbor next door. All it takes is a very rich, very focused imagination and force of will. Thongden believes Alvin has the power to create a "tulpa" and has come very close with Superman. Perhaps he can come closer still. Can Superman walk into the "real" world? Can Alvin fly into the world beyond the imagination? Can his will power save Mr. Thongden's "life"? And what does all this have to do with Mort Weisinger? The answers are in the book. Despite its rather imposing presentation and the fact that the publisher has classified it as "metaphysics", it's surprisingly readable. In fact, I expect it could easily be adapted into one of DC's Elseworlds graphic novels. Or perhaps even as part of the new Realworlds line they seem to be developing. Despite the fact that this book is fairly short, under 250 pages, and you would think it could be read in its entirety in a couple of hours, it took me over a month to finish it. Mostly because I kept stopping to think about what was going on. Then again, I've never been able to read a comic book in 15 minutes either. I have to stop and look at the pictures. There are no drawings in this book, but there are plenty of word pictures. Pictures of life in New York City in the forties, pictures of Tibet, pictures of small-town Ohio in the late twenties (which reminds me I have to ask him about Superbly) pictures inside the mind of a working artist. Finishing the book made me hungry for more. Mr. Schwartz claims to be working on "The Shattering Presence" right now. That's to look forward to in the future. What I really need right now is one of those mouth-watering Reuben sandwiches he keeps describing. What you need is to read this book. _______________________________________ End of Section 1 _______________________________________ ADVENTURES IN SILVER ------------------------------------ by Brad Ferguson (thirteen@fred.net) "The Man Who Discovered Superman's Identity" ACTION COMICS #297 February 1963 The most important background figure of Silver Age Superman continuity was gruff, cigar-chomping Perry White, editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet. His, er, chief purpose for being there was to send Lois and Jimmy on assignments that would get them into trouble, which would inevitably lead to a satisfying appearance by Superman. It wasn't important that, in the real world, editors-in-chief don't assign reporters to stories and that, in fact, they don't often see reporters at all. Perry was the editor-in-chief, which instantly told the kids reading the comics that, at the Planet, Perry was the boss. Perry didn't often get a story centered on him. "The Man Who Discovered Superman's Identity" (the title as given on the cover) is one of those rare tales. In fact, "The Man Who Betrayed Superman's Identity" (the title as given on the splash page) is none other than Perry White. This Curt Swan/George Klein illustrated story opens with Perry, newspaper in fist and cigar in face, yelling at his entire staff -- that is, Clark, Lois and Jimmy -- to go out and get some scoops. Rants Perry, "Can't you lamebrains write about anything but beauty contests and dog shows? We haven't had a scoop in weeks!" Lois points out that nothing has happened in Metropolis lately. Pounding his fist on the desk, Perry yells, "In my day, a reporter *made* news! Now let's get on the ball! I want scoops! Scoops! Scoops! Understand?" Perry overhears his staff grumbling just outside his office. "The nerve of that has-been talking to us that way!" fumes Lois. "That old fossil wouldn't know a scoop if he tripped over one!" adds Jimmy. Perry determines to teach them all a lesson by going out and getting his *own* scoop. He will hunt down and capture Gentleman Jerry, a jewel thief who's vanished with a million dollars in loot. Perry tells the entire staff he's fed up with all three of them, and that he's going on vacation. "No matter what happens, don't try to find me!" he thunders. Perry guesses that Gentleman Jerry, who used to be a hobo before he became a dashing jewel thief, is hiding in "some hobo hangout." Perry disguises himself as a hobo and begins hopping freight trains, asking around for Gentleman Jerry. He finds Jerry only two panels later, but the wily Jerry notices that while Perry's clothes are tattered and torn, his shoes look expensive. Jerry takes a closer look, recognizes Perry, and slugs him. Perry falls backward and hits his head on a conveniently placed steel support, rendering him unconscious. All the hoboes then "take it on the lam." (Obviously, the writer of this story is a fan of old gangster movies.) Later, a dazed Perry struggles up an embankment and onto a nearby highway. "Where am I? Who am I?" he wonders. Why, Perry has amnesia! A car approaches, and Perry waves it down. The driver is none other than Dirk Denver, "underworld kingpin." "Am I seeing things?" thinks Denver. "That old tramp is Perry White of the Daily Planet!" Intrigued, Denver pulls over and listens to Perry's story. "That's right, mister," Perry tells him. "My memory's gone. I don't know who I am!" All Perry knows is that his chalk-white hat bears the large initials P.W. inside the hatband. "This could be the break of a lifetime!" thinks Denver. Perry is told that he is actually Paul Webster, a once-great reporter whose career has collapsed. "It's a sad story, Paul," Denver says, making it up as he goes along. "You got some bad breaks, you took to drink! You began to slip! You couldn't get a job! The last I heard, you became a hobo ... a tramp!" "So that's who I am!" Perry says sadly. "A homeless vagabond ... a has-been!" But wait! Denver says he's the publisher of _Scoop_ magazine, and that he wants to hire Perry as a reporter. Denver says, "I'll buy you some new clothes, and then we'll go to my office!" Perry, touched and humbled by the generosity of his new friend, gets into Denver's car, and off they go. Denver's office turns out to be at the Criminal Bureau of Investigation, which is where "the top secret files and records of the underworld are kept." Now Denver's plan becomes clear. He, as the phony publisher of the non-existent _Scoop_, is going to assign his newest reporter, Paul Webster, to get the story of a lifetime: the secret of Superman's identity. Is old, long-past-it, memory-challenged Perry the one to get the scoop? Why, sure he is! Denver shows a doubting confederate Perry's entry in a book called _Famous Crime Reporters_. "He was the greatest newshound of his day!" Denver exclaims. "Despite his amnesia, he still has the instincts of a crack reporter!" Denver's angle? According to a poster on the wall, the Crime Syndicate will pay a million dollars "for the secret identity of Superman, enemy of the underworld." (There's even a picture of Superman on the poster, just in case anyone's forgotten what the costume looks like.) Perry takes the story assignment from Denver. He tells his new boss, "I'll show 'em Paul Webster is no has-been! He's *still* the best reporter in the business!" Perry asks for everything Denver's got on Superman -- clippings, newsreel films (remember, this is 1963), books, photos, the full wax. It doesn't take long for Perry to come up with Superman's vital statistics, which he conscientiously posts on the wall of his office: height 6'2", chest 44", waist 34", eyes blue, hair dark. Perry has Denver bring him "photos of men in Metropolis who fit the same description." Perry quickly winnows the list of suspects to four: FBI agent Chuck Darren, actor Steve Bevan, some dork named Clark Kent, and science fiction writer Rand Sterling. They all look like Superman, except that only three of them have blue hair. Perry first goes to the desert, where Steve Bevan (described as "the world's strongest man") is shooting a Samson movie. Hiding behind a rock, Perry watches as Bevan wrestles a lion. "He handles that lion like a kitten!" thinks Perry. "With muscles like that, he could perform any kind of a super-deed!" Discovering that the long-haired, vain Bevan is actually bald as an egg doesn't dissuade the dogged Perry: "Bevan could still be Superman wearing a skin-tight rubber cap over his real hair to appear bald!" Next, Perry drops by an FBI shooting range to watch Chuck Darren take a little target practice. "He's arrested more criminals than any other detective in the country!" Perry observes. "He could easily be Superman!" When an errant bullet bounces off Darren's chest, Perry accuses him of being Superman. Darren opens his jacket to reveal a bulletproof vest. Perry wonders if the vest is a diversion designed to protect Darren's secret identity. "Me, Superman?" Darren says. "Are you nuts? Get out of here, you idiot!" Perry takes that sage advice and drops by the television studio where Rand Sterling's science fiction shows are produced. Perry sees Sterling flying around the studio and leaps to the wrong conclusion in a single bound. An angry Sterling points out the wires from which he'd been dangling, and orders Perry out of the studio. Thinks Perry: "Brother, did I goof! Now I'll never be sure if he can fly or not!" The fourth and last name on Perry's list is Clark Kent. Perry examines a file copy of the Daily Planet. The front-page headline reads SUPERMAN SAVES SINKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER. The subhead right under it says CLARK KENT TAKEN ILL, LEAVES BANQUET, and there's even a picture of Clark. (Apparently no item is too small for the front page of the Daily Planet. That's what happens when you try to put out a paper every day with only four people.) Observes Perry, "Kent strongly resembles Superman! And he's *never* around whenever Superman is in action!" Perry disguises himself as a phone repairman and gets Clark's landlady to let him into his apartment. Perry searches the place and accidentally hits the switch that opens the secret panel in one of the apartment's walls. Behind that panel are two Superman robots. "That's all the proof I need!" Perry exults. Just then, Clark's phone rings. Perry picks it up and hears, "Hello, Clark? This is Superman! About those two robots I loaned you for that robot article you're writing ... I must have them back tomorrow! 'Bye now!" A puzzled Perry leaves, and afterward we see the two robots tell each other that the phone call was a phony, triggered by a security device that plays a "decoy message" through Clark's phone should the robots be found. Swan and Klein even provide a nice diagram of the setup. Well, that decoy message covered the robots nicely, but nothing was said in it about the secret panel itself. Shouldn't the very presence of a secret panel in Clark's apartment have made Perry suspicious? Perhaps Superman ought to have added, "By the way, Clark, I hope you like that secret panel I installed in your apartment! Happy birthday, pal!" After all that investigating, Perry still thinks that any of the four men on his list might be Superman. He mails each of them a note: "Dear [your name here], I have discovered final proof that your secret identity is Superman. I advise you to meet me tomorrow at 7 p.m. in front of the Superman statue at the Metropolis Hall of Fame. Signed, X." Bevan, Darren and Sterling each throw out their copy of Perry's letter, dismissing him as a nut and a crank. At the Daily Planet, Clark -- who's running things in Perry's absence, with Lois acting as his secretary -- recognizes the handwriting on the note as Perry's, but can't understand why his boss would write such a note, or why he'd sign it with an X. Has Perry suddenly become illiterate? Has he gotten married to Malcolm X? Clark resolves to find out. That evening, at the Hall of Fame, Perry bribes a cleaning lady to "disappear for a while." She does, leaving her mop and bucket behind. Just a few seconds later, Clark arrives. "He must be Superman," thinks Perry, "or he wouldn't come here to silence me! But for the final test I'll use a scissors and try to cut his hair! Oh-oh, I forgot to bring a scissors along!" Perry grabs the sword from the Hall of Fame's statue of Julius Caesar and sneaks up behind Clark, intending to snip off a bit of hair. However, Perry trips over the mop left by the cleaning lady. Clark whips around. The point of the sword grazes along the front of Clark's shirt, cutting it open and revealing his Superman costume underneath. "Ah, Kent!" Perry says. "Now I have the proof I was looking for! That costume you're wearing beneath your suit proves you're Superman!" Clark begins to ask Perry, as an old friend, not to betray his secret, but Perry stalks off. "I don't know who this Perry fellow is that you're talking about!" he says. "My name is Paul Webster, a reporter! I've just gotten the scoop of the century ... and I intend to use it!" Clark realizes that Perry has lost his memory, but thinks, "Still, he's discovered my identity as Superman! I've got to stop him from revealing it to the world! But how?" Suddenly, clumsy Perry now trips over the *bucket* left by the cleaning lady and falls against the statue of Julius Caesar, knocking it over. Amazingly, the statue stops falling, floats in mid-air, and begins to glow! "Clumsy oaf!" says the statue. "How dare you topple the statue of immortal Julius Caesar?" "A ghost?" babbles Perry. "Caesar's ghost? Great Caesar's ghost!" Well, saying the magic words sure enough does the job, and Perry's memory is instantly, completely and fully restored. "Great Caesar's ghost!" Perry cries again. "What happened? What am I doing here? Superman! What's this all about?" Superman, who cleverly got rid of his Kent clothes at super-speed while Perry was distracted by all of that floating-statue stuff, says that he received a "mysterious letter" that told him to come, and that he'd found Perry there, suffering from amnesia. "Amnesia? Yes, you're right, Superman!" exclaims Perry. "The last thing I remember was that I was tracking down a criminal named Gentleman Jerry!" Perry, who's understandably a little shaky by now, asks Superman to walk him home. The next morning, at the Planet, Lois shows Perry a clipping about Gentleman Jerry's arrest by the police. "Whippersnappers!" Perry fumes again. "That would have been *my* scoop if I hadn't gotten amnesia!" Then he wonders, "But I had amnesia for weeks! What was I doing all that time?" This reassures Clark that Perry doesn't remember a thing, including his discovery of Clark's little secret. Clark then spends two panels recalling how he'd made the Caesar statue float and glow with super-breath and heat vision in order to shock Perry back to his senses. "Poor Perry!" concludes Clark. "Little does he realize that he had the greatest scoop of all time ... the secret of Superman's other identity! And now he's forgotten it completely!" And so it ends. What have we learned, class? Well, we've learned that it was so easy during the Silver Age to discover that Clark Kent was Superman that even an amnesiac editor who hadn't worked a journalism beat in decades could ferret out the secret in only a few weeks by reading the newspaper and watching a few newsreels. We also learned that it was really, really dumb of Clark to insist on wearing his Superman costume under his clothes all the time. (Besides, as anyone who's ever tried doing it on Halloween can tell you, that big red S can be seen easily through a white shirt. It shines like a stoplight.) And what's this business about Lois being assigned as Clark's secretary? Where was *Perry's* secretary, anyway? Did Lois ever threaten to sue the Planet over this shabby treatment? And didn't the Planet have any other secretaries who could have been used, or did it staff the secretarial pool the way it staffed the newsroom -- that is, with two or three people who worked 24/7 typing letters, letters, letters the way Clark, Lois and Jimmy were always out looking for scoops, scoops, scoops to feed the Planet's insatiable maw? It boggles the mind, I tell you. Great Caesar's ghost! ____________________________________ FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET ----------------------------------------------------- By Douglas M Tisdale Jr (dmtisdale_jr@yahoo.com) UP ... UP ... AND AWAY!! After freeing himself from the Wolf's prison cell, Superman begins to give chase to the two criminals intent on making the Sliver Clipper, crack train of the Western railroad, disappear forever. He vaults up the stairs and makes short work of the skylight; then, alighting to the roof, takes to the air: "One jump, and we're up ... up ... and AWAY!" For those of you keeping track, this marks the first time the Man of Steel utters the soon-to-be-immortal phrase (February 21, 1940, nine days and five episodes after the show's premier). Of all the various ways that Bud Collyer indicated the character was flying ("One step, and we're off!" "On to the roof, now, and into the air!" and so forth), "Up, up, and AWAY!" quickly became the most popular. In fact it was so popular that the next great incarnation of Superman, in the movie serials starring Kirk Alyn, used the phrase just as often as did the radio show. Actually, Alyn spoke the words only once in the first movie serial (in 1948), and the producers dubbed the voice in for the other times that Superman took flight. Alyn felt that for Superman to say that every time he flew on screen was "ridiculous as hell. The same goes for 'This is a job for Superman.' On radio it might be okay, you don't see him, you want to know he's changing, so he has to say something. The same goes for flying. You don't know he's doing it unless he tells you. But when you see Superman on the screen you know what he's doing." Alyn's objections were overruled, however; the two catch-phrases had become identifiably linked with the character thanks to Bud Collyer, so they stayed. CHASING THE WOLF The Wolf and Keno are busy on their way on the road to San Joaquin. In the car, the Wolf asks Keno if he knows where they're going. Their destination, as it turns out, is Schooner Canyon Lake. Schooner Canyon, according to the Wolf, was named for a roaring mining camp which was built in the bottom of the canyon after a dam turned the lake into a giant reservoir. "Must've been tough t'get to," observes Keno; and the Wolf replies that the camp was accessed by a railroad: "They broke a tunnel through the canyon wall, laid the tracks through the tunnel, and down the canyon wall to the camp." Although he doesn't say it, the Wolf conveys the impression that the dam burst at some point, drowning the entire camp at the bottom of Schooner Canyon. However, the rail lines leading through the tunnel into the submerged camp still exist. The Wolf's plan is now horribly clear! He plans to send the Silver Clipper off the main line down this branch through the tunnel into the lake! Oh, yes, and that missing engine and tinder? That's exactly where they are, as well. The Wolf breaks off in the middle of his exposition to comment on a noise, like a rushing of wind or flapping of wings high overhead. Although Keno thinks it might be a chickenhawk, we know that it can only be Superman, flying through the night to foil this horrible plot. Our suspicions are confirmed a moment later, as the Wolf and Keno drive off the main road and head towards the tunnel. Exiting their car, they notice a man standing off in the distance -- a man the Wolf assumes to be one of his workers. When Keno expresses misgivings, the Wolf assures him that only two people not connected with his organization know the fate of the missing engine and tinder, and the impending doom of the Silver Clipper. Those men are the engineer and fireman of the missing engine, who the Wolf says are "Up on the rocks, above the tunnel ... shackled down. Later, they'll be found lying dead by the tracks." The Wolf and Keno make their way down the tunnel, where the Wolf threatens his henchman's life, accusing him of being weak. The Wolf shows the lake at the bottom of the canyon: three hundred feet from their vantage point on the tracks, then one thousand feet of water. It's now 7:15; the Silver Clipper left Denver twenty minutes ago! Superman, meanwhile, has overhead every word and flies in a rage to rescue the stranded engineer and fireman. Finding them, he says, "They'll be the witnesses that hang you, Wolf!" He frees the two men; then taking one under each arm, vows to fly them to a nearby ranch house: "They won't know what's happened, think they crawled there, and summon the police!" So saying, he takes to the air. After depositing the two unconscious railroad workers at the nearby Circle Y ranch, he flies to the closest mountain town, where Clark Kent enters the local sheriff's office. The Sheriff is skeptical of Kent's story, even after Kent explains about the two men at the Circle Y. However, he agrees to the young reporter's request to stake out the Schooner Canyon junction in the hopes of catching the two criminals red-handed. Kent, meanwhile, calls his paper back in Metropolis and tells Perry White to hold the presses ("Kent? Why, I thought you were dead. Where've you been all day?" "Tied up in a cellar, but I got out."). White agrees to hold the presses, then asks Kent if he knows anything about reports of a mysterious figure in blue tights and a cape. "Forget it, Mr White," says Kent with a smile (listen to the tapes, you can *hear* the smile), "I'm in a position to know." The Wolf and Keno leave the tunnel, awaiting the arrival of the Silver Clipper in less than five minutes. The Wolf brushes aside all of Keno's concerns -- that the train might be able to stop, that she might leave the rails ahead of time, that the police may find them. Superman flies towards the junction, with less than a minute to go, and sees that the Wolf's men have thrown the switch and then destroyed it, leaving the Silver Clipper no alternative but to fly down into the tunnel and destruction. Superman quickly uses his tremendous strength to straighten out the tracks and save the Silver Clipper. As he does so, the Wolf and Keno approach. Keno fires his gun three times, but the bullets have no effect. As the train approaches the junction and passes through safely, Keno recognizes the man as the same one who cleared away the rubble which blocked the Western Limited. The two villains escape in their car, with Superman in hot pursuit. The Man of Steel crashes their car and, holding the two in one hand, wrecks their car with the other. Hearing the police approach, he takes to the air with this final warning: "If you ever wreck a train again, or try to ... think what you missed this time! Goodbye!" The police arrive and come upon a strange scene: the Wolf and Keno, lying in the road, moaning and groaning in agony, with their car wrecked up against a tree. Just then Clark Kent arrives and informs the Sheriff that the missing engine and tinder are at the bottom of Schooner Canyon Lake. Then he leaves to get back into town, to phone in his story. He returns to Metropolis, where Perry White welcomes him with open arms (and a reporter's desk, to boot). White presses him for any news on the Superman rumors ("Do *I* know anything about this 'Superman'? Why, Chief, what a silly question!"). Just as White is about to give Clark his next assignment, the phone rings: "You've caught the Wolf, my friend, for all the good it'll do you. But the Wolf has a master, and the master speaks to you now ... My compliments, Mister Kent, on your first -- and *last* performance. You and your newspaper have interfered with my plans! Very well, my friends. In exactly twenty-four hours, at this time tomorrow, you and your newspaper will be blown into a thousand fragments. This is the Yellow Mask! Goodbye." At last the mysterious power behind the Wolf's actions has been revealed. But what will this knowledge cost the Daily Planet? What terrible plan does this Yellow Mask have? How can he make good his threat to destroy the Planet building? Can Clark Kent or Superman stop him? And when the heck do we get to meet the rest of the Superman supporting cast? Tune in next time, same time, same station, to find out! "Up in the sky -- look!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's SUPERMAN!" _______________________________________ End of Section 2 _______________________________________ SUPERMAN STORIES ------------------------------------------ By Sean Hogan (shogan@intergate.bc.ca) Superboy The current version of Superboy first appeared in 1993, following the death of Superman. At the end of _Adventures of Superman_ #500, after Pa Kent (who was having his own near death experience at the time) seemingly rescues Clark from the afterlife, five new contenders for the S-shield suddenly appeared. We now know those five as Cyborg, Eradicator, Steel, Superboy, and Bibbo. Okay, so Bibbo wasn't much of a contender -- but he did his best. He also made an important contribution to Superboy's supporting cast. Superboy's story begins in the secret Cadmus Project, located outside Metropolis. The Guardian and Cadmus soldiers rush to answer an alarm at the mysterious Experiment 13. Blasting open the door, they find a broken glass container -- empty except for a shredded piece of Superman's cape. Hearing a shout, the Guardian and Cadmus Director Paul Westfield find scientist Carl Packard hanging from above, with steel pipes bow-tied around him. Packard explains that the Newsboy Legion broke "Thirteen" loose before the code words to control him could be implanted: "We have absolutely no control over him!" As the Newsboys help the stranger escape, one of them (Tommy) offers a leather jacket, while another (Scrappy) wishes him, "good luck, Superbo--" when the youngest contender for the Superman trademark suddenly whirls around and shouts, "Don't ever call me SUPERBOY!" Superboy is dressed in the same costume he wears currently. Clearly the intention in designing his costume is to distinguish him from the Silver Age Superboy and give him a more modern outfit. The costume includes a high collared neck, several straps around the waist, thigh, and boots, as well as oversized gloves and a leather jacket. Superboy's first full story is in _Adventures of Superman_ #501. From the start, and for most of Superboy's career, his tale is told by Karl Kesel, with pencils by Tom Grummett and inks by Doug Hazlewood. Grummett and Hazlewood's crisp and clean art highlight Kesel's dynamic and humorous stories. I'm not going to review the "Reign of the Supermen" stories in detail since most readers will be familiar with the tale (and for those that aren't -- make sure that you treat yourselves to the three trade paperbacks, "The Death of Superman", "World Without A Superman", and "The Return of Superman", which comprise some of the best Superman stories ever told). In short order, Kesel sets up the basic elements to the Superboy character and storylines. Superboy is presented as a hormone-driven and impulsive but good-hearted teenager with an attitude (especially to anyone calling him Superboy instead of Superman). Kesel quickly has Superboy meet Superman's supporting cast (including Lois -- whom he greets with, "Wow! My death really aged you, huh, Lois?") while introducing a new cast including Tana Moon, Rex and Roxy Leech, and even Krypto (saved from a drowning death by Bibbo). Kesel even has Superboy rent an apartment at 344 Clinton Street, Apartment 3B -- left empty by the presumed death of Clark Kent. This first issue (#501) also raises the mystery as to Superboy's origin (is he a clone of Superman?) and powers. Although he has flight and strength powers, Superboy has no vision powers. When he smashes open the stormdrain gate to escape Cadmus, Big Words notes that Superboy's punch left the gate practically undamaged. Although he seems invulnerable to bullets and buses, heat from fires can injure him. Superboy's first serious lesson is brought to him by Steel in _Superman: The Man Of Steel_ #22 (by Louise Simonson with art by Jon Bogdanove and Dennis Janke). While dodging gangland fire, Superboy doesn't notice the Daily Planet helicopter take the hit aimed at him -- killing the pilot and nearly killing Lois Lane, who is saved by Steel. Superboy learns his lesson and accepts responsibility for his actions. Kesel introduces Superboy to another member of the Superman family in _Adventures of Superman_ #502 as he comes face to chest with Supergirl. Between manipulations by Lex Luthor, Vincent Edge, and Rex Leech, Superboy and Supergirl are drawn into a deadly battle with a villain calling himself Stinger. To escape, Stinger destroys one of Metropolis' bridges -- killing and injuring numerous victims. Edge also arranges for Superboy to accept Leech as his manager and to corner the copyright on the Superman name and symbol. However, Edge's manipulations cause an uneasy Tana to leave Metropolis. The battle against the Cyborg and Mongul give Superboy the chance to show his heroism and grit as he joins the returned Superman and saves Metropolis from a deadly bomb. At the conclusion of the death and return story arc, Kesel sets up a new direction for Superboy in _Adventures of Superman_ #506. Superman rescues Superboy from some Cadmus DNAliens and the two, along with the Guardian, decide to return and confront the Cadmus brass to get some answers on Superboy's origins and powers. The Cadmus scientists explain that Superboy is not a real clone of Superman because they were unable to clone his alien, invulnerable physiology. Instead, they genetically altered a clone and "translated" the aura surrounding Superman's body into a telekinetic field. "That's how you can fly or deflect any solid object the instant it touches you. You can't deflect energy, say fire or lasers. Sorry. But you can do other things. You can extend the field and lift heavy objects ... or take things apart ... bend things into any shape you picture mentally." (during this explanation, Superboy shapes a rope into a woman's outline). When he is told, "Still -- you are the closest we came to a successful clone of Superman!", Superboy answers, "But, bottom line -- I'm not his clone, right? So -- whose clone am I?" That question won't be answered for a while, as Cadmus' bad guy Director, Paul Westfield, bursts in to stop the session. The rest of the issue quickly sets the new course as Dubbilex is assigned to shepherd Superboy and as Rex Leech is 'convinced' to return the Superman trademark back to Superman. Superman offers a compromise that, "if half the profits go to charity, you can use the symbol and the kid can call himself ... "... Superboy. I think he's earned the name." Superboy's initial reaction is hilarious. Grummett and Hazlewood draw a great shocked expression on his face (especially the mismatched eyes) as the Kid shouts, "Superboy? SUPERBOY?! That name's a joke! It's what I've been trying to live down since this whole mess started! Thanks! Thanks a lot! Thanks for nothing!" As he bursts out of the room, Superboy tells himself, "Yes. That was very mature. Maybe ... maybe I over-reacted a little." Stopping some criminals, he tells them, "You punks must think anyone can wear this 'S' shield! Yeah, I'm Superboy -- but I earned that name!" Superman meets up with Superboy again and tells him of Rex's plans for a world tour to establish the new name, adding "and, uh, if you're not keeping your apartment, I have this friend ...". Superboy flies off with the classic quote: "second star from the right and straight on 'til morning ..." When Superman adds, "Peter Pan. How appropriate.", Superboy replies, "Huh? What're you talkin' about? Captain Kirk said that!" Shortly afterwards, Superboy was launched into his self-titled series. The first issue introduces the new setting of Hawaii, establishes the supporting cast and sets up the tone of humorous adventure as Superboy encounters (again and for the first time) the villain Sidearm. Y'know, there are just some villains who cannot be taken seriously. Sidearm is one. As Superboy battles the inept villain (calling him everything but his codename: Sideswipe, Sideboard, Backside, Sidecar etc), our hero uses, for the first time, the phrase most associated with his powers: "Ever hear of tactile telekinesis? Mentally moving whatever you touch ... or whatever touches you? Lets you fly ... lift cars ... shoot sand up from the beach ... take apart robot arms ... Major power. Guess who's got it?!" Kesel sets up the major elements of his new series by introducing the supporting cast and some villains as well as showcasing the comic's trademarks of action and humour.. Although readers had never met Sidearm before, the first issue was filled with references to their earlier meeting. Some 8 months later, in _Superboy_ #0, we meet Sidearm again, along with Prof. Emil Hamilton (in town to work at the local STAR Labs). Superboy later reviews his origins for Prof. Hamilton. He explains that his first memory is of a cartoon show, and then Cadmus Director Westfield and Dr. Packard discussing his memory implants. Superboy adds, "And all this happened real fast! I mean, I went from single-cell to single-guy in under a week!". He then reviews his rescue by the Newsboy Legion, his escape and his meeting with his very first villain, Sidearm (using tentacles that make him look like Spider-Man's pal, Doctor Octopus). _Superboy_ #0 also has one of my favorite one-liners, as Superboy tries out various headgear for the x-ray glasses made for him by Hamilton. It's a visual joke, so you'll have to read the issue to understand, but the line is, "Look, bobbing in the water -- it's Super-buoy!" Maybe it's just me. Kesel's first run on _Superboy_ (up to issue #30) was well regarded and had lots of fans. Two notable stories during this period are the Zero Hour issue, _Superboy_ #8 and the 1995 Year One themed _Superboy Annual_ #2. With all of the strange events happening during Zero Hour, probably the most welcome was the return of the Silver Age Superboy. A freak storm forces a plane carrying Superboy, Dubbilex, and Krypto to land outside Smallville. The original Boy of Steel materializes and helps rescue the plane. With neither Superboy aware of the other, they both head into Smallville. While the current model shows off for the locals, young Clark Kent strolls down the street to encounter all kinds of strange changes, including an adult Lana Lang. It's a 'fight and team up' story with a nostalgic and tragic twist as the young hero realizes that he is the anomaly and that by his very presence is causing changes to this reality. Standing by the Kents' farmhouse, the Boy of Steel says goodbye to the Teen of Teek as he stops fighting the forces trying to pull him away and, with heroic sacrifice, allows himself to vanish. Superboy, after a brief introduction to Ma and Pa Kent, heads off to help save the universe from the Zero Hour crisis. In _Superboy Annual_ #2 (co-written by Karl and wife Barbara Kesel with pencils by David Brewer, assisted by several inkers) we finally learn the answer to Superboy's DNA template. Superboy is summoned back to Cadmus, which has discovered the lab containing the twelve prior failed attempts to clone Superman. The first clone, still in stasis, is accidentally released. The reason that clone had never been activated was that it had been created using a "flawed process" -- the one used by Dr. Teng which created the first Bizarro. Superboy and Bizarro Superboy take the usual fight and team approach (as Bizarro returns Superboy's punch he says, "Ha! Me understand! Me must show am worthy of name Superboy! Clever test! Me not fail!) The scientists also find some of the original genetic material used to make the clones and some videotapes. Superboy learns that his cell-stock came from the slimy and now deceased former director of Cadmus, Paul Westfield (killed by Dabney Donovan in _Superman_ #90 -- although since Donovan salvaged an ear, it's always possible that Westfield could reappear -- no pun intended). Superboy understandably doesn't take the news well, but comes to terms with the revelation after a pep-talk by Superman and a surprise first birthday party thrown for him by his friends. Although Superboy starred in solo adventures in his own title, he has also been a member of several team groups, including Team Superman, the Legion of Super-Heroes, Superboy and the Ravers, and Young Justice. Kesel reconnected Superboy to Legion lore by having him save a dying Lar Gand in _Superboy_ #18-19. Similar to the original pre-Crisis version, Superboy saves Lar (known pre-Crisis as Mon-el and post-Crisis as Valor and later M'Onel) from lead poisoning by sending him into a 'stasis zone' where he stays for the next 1,000 years until being freed and healed by the Legion. Superboy meets the Legion when they travel to his time to get information allowing them to save Lar in the story arc titled "Future Tense" (_Superboy_ #21, _Legion of Super-Heroes_ #74, and _Legionnaires_ #31). This fun arc ends with the Legion giving Superboy a flight ring and granting him honorary member status. While the series _Superboy And The Ravers_ died as of issue #19 and topped the Kaycees 'worst Superman family title' award towards the end of its run, it started out with great promise and had some enjoyable stories. The opening arc in issues #1-4 is a good self-contained introduction to the series and cast with terrific art by Paul Pelletier and Dan Davis. Also great fun was the three part "Road Trip" in issues #7-9, where Superboy and his pals travel America and meet Impulse (for the first time), stop in at Guy Gardner's Warriors club, and finally meet Superman in Metropolis. Superboy met his other Young Justice partner, Robin, in the two-issue prestige series _WF3: World's Finest 3_. When Metallo shows up in Gotham while both Batman and Superman are away, Robin puts in a call to Superboy. Superboy, expecting to meet Batman, isn't terribly impressed by the junior partner, making remarks like, "So, I've only got one question -- who are you?" and "Batman -- impressive. But 'boy wonder'?" When Superboy falls under the control of Poison Ivy, Robin saves the day and proves that Superboy's physiology is sufficiently similar to Superman's that the Kid can be harmed by Kryptonite. The trio first teamed up in the two-issue prestige series, _JLA: World Without Grown-Ups_, which led to their ongoing _Young Justice_ series (and for those interested, Robin and Impulse meet in the hilarious _Robin + Impulse_ #1 special written by Mark Waid and Brian Augustyn, and featuring great art by John Royle and Rob Leigh). _Young Justice_ writer, Peter David, continues the humour and action found in both Superboy's and Impulse's series (although later mixed with serious, dramatic stories). Ron Marz' run on _Superboy_ (issues #32-47) made a significant contribution to the ongoing saga with the five part "Meltdown" storyline, which began in _Superboy_ #38 (with part 4 in _Superboy And The Ravers_ #10). Superboy's genetic structure is literally melting as a result of tampering by a group called the Agenda, who created a clone of Superboy's called Match (_Superboy_ #35-36). The story comes to a climax in _Superboy_ #41 when Roxy Leech volunteers to risk her life. The only way to save Superboy is to speed up the cell degeneration and then rebuild it using a donor's template. The catch is that the donor has to undergo the same process. Since the donor must be close to Superboy's physical age of 16, Roxy is the only compatible volunteer. Some tense pages later, Superboy and Roxy are both back and whole and they seal their resurrection with a big kiss. The process changes the relationship between the two. Roxy explains that when she kissed Superboy, she knew things were different and that although they were now closer, it was, "as if S.B. and I are ... family." Superboy tells Tana that Roxy is, "part of me now, and I'm glad she is. But ... as far as being my best babe ... it's always been you and that's the way it's always gonna be." Or not. The other news, which Superboy doesn't take as well, is that his rejuvenated body is now frozen at the age of 16. Superboy's dream was that one day, Superman will retire and then the grown Superboy would become the next Superman. Once again, it's Superman who helps the Kid come to terms with his newest change. Appearing during his electric Superman Blue phase, he reminds Superboy that life is not always predictable, "especially in our line of work". Superman adds that his changes weren't something he expected or wanted, but he is making the best of it. Pointing to the S on Superboy's chest, he says that to him the symbol means, "doing your best all the time, and coming out on top. No matter what's standing in your way." Marz doesn't gloss over the change or have Superboy fully accept the loss of his dream, as Superboy says, "It's gonna take a lot of thinking on my part, but you're right Supes ... the never ending battle goes on!" Shortly afterwards, the news came out that Karl Kesel and Tom Grummett were going to return to the _Superboy_ title as of issue #50. To prepare for the new direction Karl wanted to go, his wife Barbara Kesel came aboard as guest writer to clear the existing slate. In _Superboy_ #49, as Roxy searches for a missing Superboy, the main cast heads off in different directions. Tana (no longer an item with Superboy) heads out for a mysterious job offer, Dubbilex is recalled to Cadmus, and Roxy leaves to help her father Rex, who is once again in some kind of trouble. The only main cast member to remain on the island is Krypto -- who is left behind in the care of Superboy's school classmate, Hillary Chang. With the cast sent its various ways, the original Superboy creative team (minus inker Doug Hazlewood) returned with the four-part "The Last Boy On Earth" in _Superboy_ #50-53. Kesel returns to humour and action with generous helpings of characters and inspirations from legendary comics creator, Jack Kirby. Given that we are now into recent stories, I won't review them in detail (check out back issues of the Kryptonian Cybernet for reviews if you are interested), but I will strongly recommend that you get both "The Last Boy On Earth" and the hypertime saga "Hyper-Tension" in _Superboy_ #60-65 (which features the return of the Zero Hour Superboy and has the Kid learn Superman's secret identity). Also of note is _Superboy_ #59, where Superman has the Kid visit Krypton via virtual reality and gives him the Kryptonian name of Kon-El (both an obvious anagram of klone and a nod to the Silver Age Superboy's friend, Mon-el). Superboy has been a popular addition to the Superman cast and is currently featured in two series, _Superboy_ and _Young Justice_, as well as having frequent appearances as a member of Team Superman and guest stints in other comics from time to time. If you haven't been a regular reader of Superboy's -- do yourself a favour. Pick up some issues and enjoy! ____________________________________ PHANTOM ZONE REVIEWS -------------------------------------------- By Scott Devarney (devarney@ll.mit.edu) This month concludes our look at the Superman Specials of the mid-80s. The final Special features a battle royale between Superman and Amazo, the android with all of the powers of the Justice League. SUPERMAN SPECIAL #3 1985 "Amazo Means Mayhem" Plotter: E. Nelson Bridwell Scripter: Len Wein Penciller: Irv Novick Inker: Pablo Marcos Letterer: Milt Snapinn Colorist: Gene D'Angelo Editor: Julius Schwartz Superman has just finished setting up the inactive form of Amazo in his Fortress of Solitude when the android mysteriously vanishes. After checking on the whereabouts of previous owners, Superman narrows it down to Professor Ivo, Amazo's creator. Professor Ivo created Amazo to steal the powers of the Justice League in Ivo's quest for immortality. Eventually Ivo created a serum that would extend his life to 500 years. However, a delayed reaction to the potion changed him into a hideous monstrosity. (The above information is courtesy of _Who's Who_ #18, August 1986.) In a secret laboratory, Ivo repairs the damage caused by Amazo's last battle with the Justice League. He then orders Amazo to capture the Man of Steel, but not by siphoning the Kryptonian's powers; he needs Superman's full life force to power a machine that will make him human again. Amazo smashes in on the WGBS newscast and challenges Superman to meet him at midnight. At the appointed time, the two meet and fight a protracted battle to a draw. Because he cannot drain Superman's powers, Amazo retreats to the Fortress to tap into another power source. After an unseen battle, Amazo brings an apparently unconscious Superman to Ivo's lab. Before Ivo can activate his machine, Superman breaks free and captures the renegade professor. When Amazo ignores Ivo's commands, Superman reveals that most of the android's wiring has self-destructed. Although Superman refuses to reveal how Amazo lost, he thinks back to their showdown at the Fortress. Amazo intended to siphon the power of the Kandorians. He didn't know that the original Kandorians had long since been enlarged on another world; the current bottle city is a replica populated by a race of naturally tiny alien exiles whose homeworld orbited a yellow sun and have no powers to steal. Running throughout the issue is a subplot of someone taunting Clark with the knowledge of his secret identity. It turns out that the culprit is Peter Lowell, a.k.a. the Amazing Presto, nephew of Daily Planet obituary editor, Ryan Lowell. In _Action Comics_ #429, Ryan accidentally learned Superman's secret; Peter learns this while using hypnosis to cure his uncle's insomnia. Both Ryan and Peter voluntarily undergo super-hypnosis to remove the knowledge. From the above synopsis, it's evident that this story is steeped in late pre-Crisis continuity. E. Nelson Bridwell creates a plot using then-recent Justice League history (the disbanding of the original League and subsequent abandonment of their satellite headquarters forces Superman to store Amazo in his Fortress; Ivo's disfigurement is first revealed in his last encounter with the League), Kandorian history (the original Kandor's enlargement and the introduction of the new Kandorians), and the return of an obscure Daily Planet staffer. Yet, to the credit of Len Wein's script and some well-placed footnotes, the reader never feels lost. In fact, readers who are only familiar with today's Superman would have no problems understanding the context of this story. The fight between Superman and Amazo, while long, (23 pages out of a 45-page story) holds the reader's interest. Amazo features the powers of every original League member except Firestorm and Green Arrow. Ivo's needing Superman's full life force intact provides a logical explanation as to why Amazo couldn't just drain Superman's powers and be done with it. The only question not satisfactorily answered is why Amazo didn't press with a magical attack. This particularly stands out because his possession of Zatanna's powers is heavily foreshadowed in the WGBS attack. Irv Novick's art is a mixed bag. He excels in the quieter scenes, such as those featuring Clark, and in the close-ups. The proportions seem off in some of the wider shots; Superman's head seems too small for his body in a couple of places. He does a fine job of displaying Amazo's various powers, and the mix of scene angles helps retain interest in the long fight. The art is spoiled by the Flexographic printing system used to produce this issue. Flexographic printing was an experimental process tried by DC and Marvel in the mid-80s; if memory serves, it was hoped that the system could create offset printing quality in standard format books. DC used it primarily for its specials and mini-series. A big problem with the process is that colors don't sink into the paper as much, so they look garish. The coloring looks really sloppy, but I tend to blame the Flexographic printing, as Gene D'Angelo has done better work elsewhere. All in all, there's an entertaining story here that makes good use of some ignored elements of Superman's continuity. Unfortunately, it's mired in uneven art and poor coloring. _______________________________________ End of Section 3 _______________________________________ NEW COMIC REVIEWS ------------------------------------------- Comics Arriving In Stores December 1999 We have twelve reviews for you this month, including December's two hardcovers and the _Superman Y2K_ special. Speaking of which, let me point out that we have decided to run our triangle reviews this month in the order they were released instead of the order of the triangle number. Besides, it's not like the three affected issues needed to be read in any particular order. We were still left with four additional books not reviewed. First, _JLA Showcase 80-Page Giant_ #1 included a tale involving Superman and the rest of the League; a story starring Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern which ties in with the Eclipso crossover from several years ago; a team-up story starring Steel and Aquaman; and a really weird but cute story involving Superman, Batman, the Joker, and Doomsday! In the guest-star department, _Hourman_ #11 finds the title character back in the 853rd Century, where he must deal with that era's Superman and the rest of the Justice Legion, and Wonder Girl gets a makeover to make Superboy notice her in _Wonder Woman_ #153. Finally, there was also the Millennium Edition reprint of _Action Comics_ #1, one of the few times that the first Superman story has been reprinted along with all of the other content from that issue. Ratings Panelists: ----------------- CoS: Cory Strode GN: G.M. Nelson RG: Rene' Gobeyn DWk: Douglas Wolk JB: Jeremy Bleichman SDM: Simon DelMonte EM: Edward Mathews JH: Josh Hill SL: Sebastian Lecocq GC: Glenn Crouch JSy: Jeff Sykes ST: Shane Travis GD: Gavin Douglas MS: Mike Smith TD: Thomas Deja As always, the first rating given after the average is that of the reviewer. The average rating given for each book may correspond to a larger sample of ratings than what is printed following the average. ======================================================== THE TRIANGLE TITLES: ------------------- 5. SUPERMAN #153 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "Say Goodbye" Writer: Jeph Loeb Guest Penciller: Mike McKone Guest Inker: Marlo Alquiza Lettering: Comicraft Colors: Tanya and Richard Horie Assoc. Editor: Maureen McTigue Editor: Eddie Berganza Cover: Ian Churchill, Norm Rapmund, and Richard & Tanya Horie RATINGS Average: 3.7/5.0 Shields TD: 2.0 Shields DWk: 3.4 Shields - Pretty to look at (more McKone soon, please?) and nice character bits with Clark, Lois and Jimmy, but it's spoiled by the tedious, predictable fight. Action stuff is not Loeb's forte. GC: 4.0 Shields - This story line turned out better than expected, and this issue handled the inevitably complex relationship between Lois and Clark very well. I also thought the art was very good, especially in the space scenes. JB: 3.9 Shields - A good, solid Superman story. I'm really going to miss McKone when he's gone. .3 off for the horrible cover. JH: 4.0 Shields - Nothing ground-breaking, just a good ol' Superman story the way we like it, though I hope it does help people to see Supes as more of a battle tactician than ever before. JSy: 4.0 Shields - Fight scene was a little boring, though I enjoyed that it was shortened due to Superman using his brain. With the final page, I'm a bit concerned that we're escalating the threat of the villains a bit more than necessary. SDM: 3.5 Shields - Entertaining, very well drawn, and well scripted, but a bit anticlimactic. The end of the story seemed to come too quickly. Still, more proof that Loeb gets Superman. ST: 3.3 Shields - The first six pages are *perfect*, but sadly it went downhill from there. The fight scene didn't seem.., majestic enough, although Clark's solution was well thought-out. What the heck did Kal use on Mongul's kid, though? Review by: Thomas Deja Let's get it out of the way right now; the cover, done by Rob Liefeld doxy Ian Churchill, is truly, amazingly hideous. It's not just that it's a knock-off of an Image knock-off, which is bad enough. It's that Churchill creates an utterly ridiculous tableau that asks us to accept as its central image Superman shooting his heat vision into a space behemoth's mouth. It's the kind of cover that is wrong in so many ways, and I hope DC stops this 'guest cover artist' of the month policy cold soon. Let's get the other thing out of the way as well. This is the first issue where the new team stumbles, and they stumble pretty badly. I should've seen this coming with the advent of Joe Kelly's remarkably generic Wonder Woman story last week, but one still has hope. Much like the Kelly story, "Say Goodbye" is generic. It's a cough instead of a rifle shot, the ordinary punch line at the end of a fantastic build-up. The story is that, as Lois waits, Superman and Mongul Jr. fly out to outer space to send this Imperiex packing. If you remember from last issue, Imperiex was this unseen bad ass who supposedly was so frightening he *threw* Mongul Jr. to Earth. Well, as Lois explains why Supes asks Jimmy Olsen to convey the message, 'Beef bourguignon with ketchup,' we finally find out who Imperiex is... ... And he's a big space guy in armor and a spaceship who's building a universe-sucking device. Sound familiar? So Mongul and Superman fight Galac-ummm, Imperiex. During the battle, the Man of Steel finds a way to stop Galac-Imperiex from sucking our solar system into his giant 'vortex machine,' just in time to stave off a betrayal by Mongul Jr. using... something... that Batman gave Aquaman to pass along to Superman. Supes drops Mongul off with Lobo, who just *happens* to be passing by, then speeds home for an (implied) Christmas Eve reunion with Lois, and all's right with the world. Part of the problem comes from Loeb's motif of having Lois narrate every issue. Now, the bulk of this issue takes place in outer space. Loeb understandably realizes there's not much Lois can say about a fight she cannot possibly witness, and wisely he doesn't try. Instead, he creates this sort of rambling monologue that touches on everything *but* the fight. He has Lois expound upon the present situation with her family, with Ron troupe and Lucy Lane's baby, with the reason for the 'Beef bourguignon with ketchup' message. All the while, we're watching what is more or less a fight scene between Superman, Mongul and a big guy with a machine. There's something very discordant about these down-to-earth ideas and the big blowout, and Loeb doesn't work hard enough to make them fit. It also doesn't help that by having Lois describe the discord in her family, Loeb violates the "show, don't tell" tenet of good writing. There is one good, typically Loebian moment; a talk between Superman and Jimmy where the Man of steel tells the Boy Blunder that yes, he is married and yes, Jimmy is one of his closest friends. It's a great moment, and in one page speaks volumes on the idea of Supes as the Last Decent Man in the DCU, but then Mongul goes and starts mumbling, and we're off to the space races. There's also a deliciously wicked punchline to the Imperiex mess, but I shan't say more about that. When you get down to it, the fight is kind of confusingly choreographed. In fact, some moments, like when Supes uses that 'special item' Aquaman gave him, make little sense. It seems pretty slight overall and more than a bit predictable in the big-picture sense. (When Mongul finally tries to kill Supes after Imperiex is beaten, the response is not, "Oh, no!" but, 'What took him so long?') The big faboo fight scene may very well be Loeb's weakness. He didn't do many of them in _A Superman for All Seasons_, and this may be the reason, but it beats me why he chose to expose this weakness at the end of his first major story arc. Getting to the art, McKone is his usual fine self, although I do think he deserves part of the blame for the mess that is the fight scene. If he is responsible for the utterly boring character design of Imperiex ("I'm really stripey and wear orange eggs on my shoulder! Fear me!"), he also gets points off. That being said, however, I'm still very taken with the way he, inker Alquiza, and colorists Tanya and Richard Horie mesh to create this decidedly 30's-style cinematic look to the book. McKone has found a way to use heavy grays and graduated colors to create a very old-time Hollywood look. and it's obvious from looking at many of the additions and changes in this reboot that Loeb and the others are taking their cue from the TV Superman cartoons, which took their cues from the Fleischer cartoon. I have problems with some of the smaller details, but overall, I like the look. Of course, I've liked Ed McGuinness' art over in _Mr. Majestic_ as well, and that's a Superman knock-off, so I don't expect to like next issue any less (although I do hope the editors consider McKone as Dematteis' partner over in _Adventures_). Loeb is a master of characterization; he is not a master of the big fight scene. I suspect that this issue and next issue, part of the whole 'Superman Y2K' slugfest,' will hard for him to handle. One of the nice things about this new arrangement, though, is that we can return to his strengths right after, which makes "Say Goodbye" a forgivable foul-up. ======================================================== 6. THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #575 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "A Night at the Opera" Plotter: Stuart Immonen Dialogue: Mark Millar Penciller: Yanick Paquette Inkers: Dexter Vines, Rich Faber, and Jim Royal Colorist: Glenn Whitmore Seps: WildStorm FX Letterer: Bill Oakley Assoc. Ed.: Maureen McTigue Editor: Eddie Berganza Cover: Lee Bermejo, Jim Royal, and Liquid RATINGS Average: 3.5/5.0 Shields GN: 2.0 Shields DWk: 4.1 Shields - A clever idea for a story, but it strains credulity that Luthor would go to such immense lengths. EM: 4.3 Shields - I like it when we get to see how smooth Luthor can be. This issue manages to show the "why Metropolis likes him" side as well as the "why Metropolis should fear him" side. JH: 4.3 Shields - A textbook example of story and art combining for superior storytelling. It may not be a highly memorable tale, but it was technically flawless. JSy: 4.0 Shields - Paquette's art here isn't as nice as it was during his stint on _Wonder Woman_, but it was still pretty good. This was the creepiest I've seen Lex in a long while. I get the impression he's not seriously interested in Lois; he just wants to make her uncomfortable... SDM: 2.6 Shields - Surreal. Who is this person pretending to be Lex Luthor? The others are clearly Lois and Clark, but this insecure, immature and rather unsubtle man is not Luthor. And whose idea was it to have Lex court Lois again after abandoning that plot in 1986? TD: 2.0 Shields - For the life of me, I have no idea what this story was about. The guys really fall flat in attempting (I think) a more psychological look at 'why Lex is so nasty' and it just doesn't work due to confusing plotting. Review by: G.M. Nelson Summary: Lex Luthor arranges for a night at the opera with Clark Kent and Lois Lane, taking pains to drug Clark and keep Superman busy so he can spend the majority of the evening alone with Lois trying to impress her, even going so far as to stage an attempt on his life so he can look heroic by beating off the assailant. If this summary seems a bit terse, well, frankly this story doesn't deserve much more. So much of this story makes so little sense, it's hard to know where to begin. A hero is measured by his adversaries, and if this is the best that can be done with the villain regarded as Superman's greatest foe, the Man of Steel is in deep, deep trouble. Once upon a time, Lex Luthor was a threat. He was an actual menace; he was someone to be feared. He was Superman's Greatest Foe. Nowadays, unless you're reading _JLA_, you're pretty much left with Superman's greatest nuisance. I mean, drugging Clark's drink so he has to run to the bathroom all night (or would if he weren't Superman)? When was the last time Luthor actually did something (in the Superman core titles) worthy of Superman's arch foe? Instead, this issue serves to reintroduce perhaps the most ill-considered element of the post-Crisis revamp besides the elimination of Superboy -- the subplot of Lex' desire for Lois. It just seems pathetic that the best this billionaire can do is chase a married newspaper reporter. If Luthor's interest in Lois is hard to understand, Lois and Clark's behavior really defies logic. It's a rare night out for the two of them, and they choose spend it with Lex Luthor? Yeah, it's "Don Giovanni," which happens to be Lois' favorite opera (never figured Lois for an opera buff, but that's just me), but -- outside of curiousity about what he's up to -- why would these two willingly give up a night together alone to spend an evening with Luthor? A few months ago, Lois could barely stand working for him when she was the couple's sole means of income. Lois, this guy once intentionally poisoned your mother to get close to you, and he's tried to kill Clark (okay, as Superman) on more than one occasion! Are readers supposed to believe neither one of these two has the moral courage to turn down opera tickets? It's stories like this that make me nostalgic for the old Lex Luthor, complete with purple and green battlesuit and all those trimmings. One complaint I had in the earliest days of the revamp was that it seemed like Luthor was behind every threat to Superman; today, it seems like he's everywhere (including Gotham City) but isn't really a threat at all. Even the overused Cyborg seems better in comparison. Miller's dialogue doesn't help this story a bit. Reading, "I don't think I've ever witnessed human features so aesthetically or mathematically pleasing," just made me cringe. Lines like these sound okay coming from the android Data on "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; from Luthor it just sounds stupid. Fortunately, the art bolsters this issue. Despite there being three inkers, the art never seems disjointed or uneven. Paquette handles Superman and his cast nicely -- evoking Immonen without directly trying to imitate him. I'm not sure if he's going to be a regular in the stable of artists, but I wouldn't mind seeing more of his work. If this review comes off as a little harsh, it's just because Luthor deserves better treatment than this. After an issue like this, I'm of the opinion that there ought to be a moratorium on Luthor stories until the writers come up with a plan worthy of him. ======================================================== 8. SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL #97 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "Bridge the Past and Future" Writer: Mark Schultz Penciller: Doug Mahnke Inker: Tom Nguyen Colorist: Glenn Whitmore Separations: Wildstorm FX Letterer: Ken Lopez Assoc. Ed.: Maureen McTigue Editor: Eddie Berganza Cover: Brian Hitch, Paul Neary, and Ian Hannin RATINGS Average: 3.1/5.0 Shields MS: 3.0 Shields EM: 4.0 Shields - I'm glad they are addressing some of the serious points, left over from _Steel_, such as Boris (Paul)'s HIV status. Oh, yeah... Superman is in the book, too. JB: 2.4 Shields - Schultz continues to bore me. He needs to get away from this "evil fortress" stuff, 'cuz it's just not working for me. JH: 3.9 Shields - I'm really enjoying the high sci-fi slant on this series. The fact that Superman isn't the narrator helps to keep him more "alienated". JSy: 2.5 Shields - This could have been better. The Eradicator's scars don't really look like scars. The dialogue felt too forced, the Eradicator's narrative was murky, and the use of three points of view in the narrative was sometimes confusing. SL: 3.3 Shields - Natasha is delightful; I hope she's always this sarcastic. The return of Steel in Superman's titles is a great idea. I hope his new armor will be up to it and that his work will change the SCU. TD: 2.9 Shields - It's a big fight scene, pretty much, well-written but a little lacking, and without anything to sink one's teeth into. *Gorgeous* Bryan Hitch cover, though. Review by: Mike Smith Excuse me, I need a moment to mark out... STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL~! That's better. See, the big selling point on this issue (for me, anyway), is seeing My Fav'rit on the cover, making it official that he's back in the saddle on this book. Oh, and the Eradicator, and Superman, or something. I'm sure it'll come back to me. The important thing is that Mark Schultz is the next writer in line to pick up the hot iron potato, and just like the ones who've gone before, Mark Schultz cares about Steel. I don't know who's luckier, John or me. The proof's in the plotting. Our story opens with an establishing shot of Stryker's Island with narration from John Henry Irons catching up on his journal entry for New Year's Eve. Cutaway to John and Natasha moving into their new home in Metropolis -- an old steel mill, natch. Uncle and niece banter, and Natasha angsts over moving to a new city yet again. She clutches a purple teddy bear as she mentions it's been two months since she found out Boris was HIV positive -- a development that took place in the old _Steel_ series. Continuity and everything! Just then, Superman knocks on the skylight and brings John an iron meteorite as a housewarming gift. Nat acts all catty to Superman, so he takes a powder, leaving John to notice an ion fluctuation in the atmosphere. That would be Eradicator '93 tumbling from the sky. He's flashing back to his origins (Navigational Aid, Kryptonian Genocide Device, Superman Villain, Schizophrenic Super-hero), when suddenly he's overcome with impulses from Eradicator '99. See, the copy of his program in the Fortress of Solitude has been linked to him mentally, and has been fighting the humanoid version for control. Driven nearly mad, Eradicator '93 goes on a rampage, bent on destroying Stryker's Island. The S.C.U. are dispatched at once to quell the prison disaster, and Steel takes on the Eradicator until Superman arrives to take over. In the course of their fight, a bridge is damaged, and a mother and daughter fall off in their car. At the last second, Eradicator snaps out of it and rescues them. While they fix up the bridge, '93 explains that '99 is trying to influence his mind, and that he must leave the Earth lest he lose control again. Steel is left to pick up the pieces at Stryker's Island, giving us some mysterious foreshadowing of the upcoming events of the Y2K story arc as he does so. So you may have noticed I gave this issue lower marks than the last few yarns by Mark Schultz. Why, you ask? Well, because as much as I like Steel, to be perfectly fair, it _is_ Superman's book. Even if he does have four titles to go around, this was supposed to be the continuation of the Fortress of Solitude storyline, and it really didn't advance that much at all. Granted, I think the introduction of a second, still-evil Eradicator left more than a few fans wondering where the "good" one had run off to, but this issue seems more than a little like sweeping him under the rug. That's fine, since I prefer Schultz's villainous revamp of the character, and the humanoid version is no stranger to Comic Book Limbo, but did we really need a whole installment of the story to smooth over one plot hole? Truthfully, no. About half of one seems to work, and Steel is given some much needed panel-time to pick up the spare, but what about Superman? He's relegated to swooping in every six or seven pages to remind us he's the star of the show. I made my feelings on that scenario very clear in my review of #94; I hoped it wouldn't happen again, and it looks like I'm not getting my wish. The only saving graces here are: 1) Steel is a more rounded character than Strange Visitor, and 2) Mahnke and Nguyen are an incredible art team, who can even make second tier guest-stars look good. By the way, I'm loving the new Bizarro haircut and skin condition the Eradicator is sporting. It's only a matter of time before he starts smashing up prisons... oh, wait. Nevermind. One other little complaint while I'm at it. The Eradicator's thought captions were rendered as blurry orange text in some kind of Kryptonian- style font on blue rectangles. Please, Ken, no more. This was a good issue, but not great. If you're one of those awful people who hate Steel (bite your tongue!), you'll probably find this one pretty disappointing. Me, I'm gonna go mark out some more.... _______________________________________ End of Section 4 _______________________________________ THE TRIANGLE TITLES (cont): -------------------------- 9. ACTION COMICS #762 Feb 1999 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "All I Want for Christmas" Writer: Jolly Joe Kelly Pencillers: Gregarious German Garcia and Kano Inker: Joe the Red-Nosed-Rubinstein Colorist: Cheery Glenn Whitmore & WildStorm FX Letterer: Laughing All The Way John Costanza Assoc. Ed.: Merry Maureen McTigue Editor: Eddie "I Want To Be A Dentist" Berganza Cover: Humberto Ramos, Wayne Faucher, and Liquid RATINGS Average: 3.9/5.0 Shields SDM: 2.5 Shields EM: 4.7 Shields - Rarely do I feel so entertained by a book that I feel the need to share it with people who haven't read comics in years. This is one such issue. I was on the floor laughing. This is by far the best title since the new creative teams took over! JB: 4.1 Shields - This was fun. I love Etrigan, and Encantadora is starting to show more than just her obvious strengths. JH: 4.5 Shields - It astounds me how Joe Kelly can treat us to such silly and over-the-top plot and dialogue, yet come out in the end with a nice tribute to the heart and soul of The Man of Steel. I'm also glad to see Encantadora continue to appear as often as she does. JSy: 3.7 Shields - Kelly does a pretty good job of making the Demon speak in verse, and his characterizations of were very well-written. That said, I didn't buy that Clark doesn't have *any* inner demons; the Phantom Zone criminals should *always* haunt him. SL: 3.8 Shields - Clark's search for a 'normal' gift for Lois is especially well written, and the interaction with Encantadora is really beginning to please me. TD: 4.0 Shields - Considering how uneven Kelly's been to date, this was a highly pleasant surprise, with great characterization and pacing, and a portrayal of Encantadora that is so much better than the last one. Review by: Simon DelMonte Christmastime in Metropolis, and we start with Lois trying to convince Clark not to buy her any gifts for the holiday. He'll have none of it, though, as he knows how much Lois loves Christmas, but he does admit that he can easily go overboard and bring Lois something from the moon. So he promises to just go shopping at Dacy's. We all know what Christmas shopping at a department store can be like, though, and even a man of steel is intimidated. Naturally, there's more going on than shopping. As Lois ponders making her too-good husband go to the mall, La Encantadora surfaces, planning her own shoplifting spree, but not before gazing at the Superman display with a bit too much lust. Lois doesn't recognize her, but on the other side of the store, Superman does recognize the demon dressed as Santa: Etrigan. Supes demands Etrigan leave, Etrigan tells Supes to buzz off, they scuffle briefly, and Etrigan sends Supes to the moon with one punch to buy himself time to put his scheme in place. He has no idea of how to make it work, though, until an angry Encantadora tries to stop him. He spots her mist of Ibella (which doesn't affect him) and has an idea of how to use it himself. By the time Supes gets back to Dacy's, Etrigan has used the mist to unleash everyone's inner demons. This includes Lois being pursued by a mini-me version of Lex and Encantadora being turned into a child. Etrigan claims, however, that he's doing all a favor by unleashing their inner fears and showing them how small they are. His real plan, though, is more sinister; he's only allowed one day a year to reign over his human host Jason Blood and wants use the mist to make sure that Blood's 'inner demon' stays out permanently. Supes sees only one way out, and inhales all the mist. Etrigan warns that even Supes must have inner demons, but being Superman, his inner self is a pure-hearted farmer. He swoops through the sky sewing seeds of hope and good cheer, turning back the tide of evil and defeating the Demon. Even Etrigan is impressed with Superman's purity and strength of will, but he promises his vengeance. The case wrapped up, Supes thanks Encantadora for trying to help, and she warns him of dark times to come - the Y2K story arc - and tricks him into giving her his cape. She then makes her escape and has a great gift from her little brother. All celebrate Christmas with joy save for Etrigan, who looks on from Hell, wondering if Encantadora is capable of destroying Superman and knowing what awaits Superman on New Year's Eve. This story is pretty average. Almost all the ideas here are familiar, and Kelly uses some better than others. The Superman-as-farmboy idea is getting a bit old, but I have to admit that he *is* a big farmboy. That he has no inner demons to unleash, however, is unlikely; he seemed to encounter some inner demons in the "JLA Meets Hal-Spectre" follow-up to _Day of Judgment_. Still, he is Superman and somehow we believe he's that perfect. Clark coping with the Christmas rush, on the other hand, is just silly. I think we've seen him do Christmas shopping in other stories, but even if we haven't, seeing a super-hero brought to heel by screaming hordes of shoppers never makes any sense to me. Lois fighting the Mini-Lex could have been played up a lot more, but I think it was smart to dispose of this quickly before it became too silly. I hope that Lois confesses to Clark about her deal with Lex soon, before the writers run it into the ground. I don't care much for the Demon and his scheme did nothing for me. He's a one-note villain, in my opinion, and the "rhyming demon" gag has grown very stale of late, although Kelly did makes his rhymes a bit more creative than usual. I'm still undecided about Encantadora, and I don't get why she changed into a child. I didn't like her origin but I loved her in her _Action Comics_ debut. I think that if Kelly plays her not as a villain but as a twisted groupie, she could be quite refreshing. Kelly's strength, from what I've seen, is humor, and if he uses her to facilitate the humorous elements in this comic, I think I'm likely to be quite happy. If Kelly makes her as bloodthirsty as Demon implies she might be, however, I think I'll lose interest in her and perhaps this series. The art was so-so, and I have no way of knowing what was done by Garcia what was done by Kano. My biggest concern is that Lois and Clark looked way too young for a couple in their mid-30s. On the plus side, Encantadora is quite striking but also exotic, and Etrigan looked suitably demonic. I don't feel, though, that Rubinstein is the right inker for Garcia. If Garcia can be matched with the right inker on a regular basis, he will serve Kelly and this series well. As Christmas tales go, this was not the classic that the 1991 "Metropolis Mailbag" was, but there was enough holiday spirit to keep it from getting too heavy. Unfortunately, it was still a heavy enough story that in the end I was left feeling a bit disquieted. This could have been a lot more fun, and it's not a good sign for the direction Kelly is taking this book that the fun ride he gave us two months ago seems light-years away. ======================================================== 7. SUPERMAN Y2K #1 Feb 2000 $4.95 US/$7.95 CAN "The End" Writer: Joe Kelly Pencils: Butch Guice Inks: Kevin Conrad, Mark Propst, and Richard Bonk Colors: Pat Garrahy Seps: Digital Chameleon Letters: Clem Robins Assoc. Ed.: Maureen McTigue Editor: Eddie Berganza Special Thanks: Stuart Immonen, Jeph Loeb, Mark Schultz, Ed McGuinness, and Steve Kim Cover: Butch Guice with Steve Kim and WildStorm FX RATINGS Average: 3.6/5.0 Shields JB: 3.7 Shields EM: 3.8 Shields - The first big story-arc begins when Luthor inadvertently sets up a restructuring of Metropolis by the future Brainiac, who evolves before our eyes. I guess Jurgens' version isn't hanging around for too long.... JH: 4.3 Shields - Quite honestly, the best characterization of Lex Luthor since Roger Stern's days. JSy: 3.5 Shields - It's funny. The book kept me engrossed from start to finish, and there were a lot of great character moments, but in the end I find myself thinking that we didn't see all that much happen in 70 pages of story. SDM: 2.5 Shields - A long, expensive muddle with no sense of pacing that takes some good ideas -- Luthor as Brainiac's target, Y2K fears filtered through something far worse, and New Year's Eve in Metropolis -- and slaps them together with a poor attempt to turn Luthor into an unredeemably evil and loutish villain. TD: 3.9 Shields - Very, VERY decent kick-off to the first 'new look' event. Well done both in generating flashbacks to the Luthor clan and in keeping sight of the fact that the people around Supes are just as important as the man himself. Review by: Jeremy Bleichman The Plot: As Lex Luthor prepares for the New Year's Gala to end all New Year's Galas, Superman gets ready for a quiet evening in Smallville with his folks. Not. Hey, the Millennium only comes around once in a lifetime (even if that once a lifetime isn't till next year :-) ), and this year, Ma and Pa want to be where the action is -- smack dab in the middle of Metropolis. So, while, around the world, every computer system is checked with LuthorSoft's Y2Kompliance, in Metropolis, Luthor himself counts down the seconds to 2000, and as the clock reaches 12:00AM... ...nothing bad happens and a good time is had by all. Whew! Oh, wait, that's what happened in the REAL world. This being the DC Universe, holy heck breaks loose. The lights go out, planes plummet from the sky, missiles launch, robots run riot, and Brainiac 2.5 arrives to ring in the end of the world. Yep, Brainiac WAS LuthorSoft's Y2Kompliance. Like they say, the cure is sometimes worse than the disease. And so, while Superman and his buddies in the JLA run around like madmen trying to contain the chaos, absolute and total bedlam breaks out in Metropolis. Lois, Perry, Jimmy, Ma, Pa, Lex, et al. are all caught in the middle, and Brainiac prepares for... something. Then things get wierd. And kinda confusing. Brainiac 2.5 is struck by some sort of energy beam, and starts to spontaneously upgrade himself. Metropolis starts to shimmer, warp, and transmogrify. And soon, in the midst of a bizarre, futuristic cityscape, looms... BRAINIAC 13! (Does Brainiac 5.1 know about this?) The Story: This was a really well done story, although I'm still not sure just what happened at the end there. I especially enjoyed getting a good look at the history of the Luthor clan throughout the Millennium. In fact, this book was full of great Luthor moments. His preparations for the gala (no potato puffs? He IS evil ;-) ), his choices of "year-end bonuses", his broken promises to his staff, his vow to his daughter... it's clear that Luthor is the real star of this tale. My favorite moment comes on page 25, where Luthor dines with the rich and influential, and ticks off the ways in which he controls each and every one of them. Which brings me to my major problem with the story. With all the emphasis on Luthor, Superman comes up short. Mostly, he serves as a contrast to Luthor. While Lex prepares for the most lavish celebration anyone can imagine, Superman yearns to spend a simple night at home with his loved ones. When all holy heck finally does break loose, the action centers mainly around Luthor and Brainiac, mot Superman. Not only that, but Superman has to share the spotlight with Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and for some reason, the Metal Men. (Is anybody else sick of seeing the Metal Men in every single crossover? And why is it that the Metal Men somehow manage to escape Brainiac's control, while Hourman (who is 830 centuries more advanced than anything available today) and Red Tornado (who has an actual human soul) fall victim? Plot hole! Big, fat plot hole!) Okay, enough nitpicking. A few quibbles aside, Joe Kelly is shaping up to be my favorite of the Super-writers. I especially like his love of that great comic-book mainstay: the royal feebasaurus. This months loser is El Piton, a mind-controlling Mexican pro-wrestler with delusions of both grandeur and competence. I just love this stuff. Art: Yay! Butch Guice is drawing a Super-book again! Guice is a master of perspective and shadowing. He's also terrifically inventive; check out Brainiac's spideroid warbots; the huge army of Brainiac-loyal robots; Martian Manhunter's multi-armed, multi-eyed, and multi-eared "coordinator" form; and Brainiac's "upgrade" sequence. He draws Good expressions, too; take a look at Brainiac's mirthless grin on page 49, Lois's sheer terror on 58, or the thinly veiled looks of contempt on the faces of Luthor's dinner guests on 25. Pat Garrahy's colors are really well chosen; the washed-out colors in the historical sequences, the muted tones in the night scenes, the electrical effects, the CGI moon, earth, and starry skies. My two favorite effects in this issue are the windowpane effects on page 23-24, which feature some of the most realistic shadowing effects I've ever seen, and the mind-blowing 3D version of Brainiac 13 on the final page. This last one's a work of art in itself, with a realistic glowpanel on its forehead, marbled texture on its knuckles, and the circuit patterns etched into its face. Final analysis: Great characterization and outstanding art and coloring, marred by a somewhat confusing plot and a distinct lack of Super-Action. Quote of the month: "I end this millennium surrounded by people who either owe me or loathe me or both... It doesn't get any better than this." -- Lex Luthor. ____________________________________ SUPER-FAMILY TITLES: ------------------- SUPERBOY #71 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "Prisoners of the Project" Writer: Karl Kesel Pencils: Tom Grummett Inks: Keith Champagne Colors: Buzz Setzer Letters: Comicraft Editor: Mike McAvennie Cover: Tom Grummett, Karl Kesel, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 2.8/5.0 Shields RG: 2.5 Shields EM: 3.0 Shields - Ok, it was mildly amusing, but... Clones and Hypertime and Hypertime and Clones... it's time to move on. JSy: 3.8 Shields - Kesel gives us loads of action without resorting to page upon page of rough-housing, and the characters are all portrayed beautifully. SDM: 3.3 Shields - While I don't care for the underlying plot of The Agenda, this part of the "Evil Factory" story was carried by strong character play, great art, and good action. I also liked the way the others reacted to Guardian's "death." SL: 1.5 Shields - A really boring episode. The death of Guardian is emotionless, and we don't believe it for a second. I'm beginning to get tired by the Superboy' title; I prefer him in _Young Justice_. The only positive thing: the Contessa. ST: 2.4 Shields - Not much enjoyment here. Exposition-laden dialogue, a totally unbelievable 'death' scene... oh yeah. and Hex. Wheee. I can't believe we're only at part 2; this is dragging so badly. Grummett's art is all that's floating this title right now. Review by: Rene Gobeyn Superboy, Guardian, Mickey, and Serling have all been taken prisoner by Mokkari and Simyan under the command of Amanda Spence and The Agenda. Superboy (who had been warned by Dubbilex) breaks them all free, but they are discovered while trying to escape and the entire complex (literally) turns out to try to recapture them. Meanwhile, Dabney Donovan has turned up and offers his services to Amanda. She accepts, and puts him to work in Area X. Our heroes are trying to escape through the service passages when insects attack them. Superboy manages to get Mickey and Serling to safety, and is on his way back for Guardian when he finds that Guardian is dead. Unable to take him with them they continue their escape only to find their way blocked by a trapdoor and fire. Superboy finally figures out that each time they are attacked it is by the very thing they were just talking about. He decides to jump into the fire to prove his point. (This one lost me.) When he dies, things seem to short circuit, and all of them (yeah, Guardian too) wake up the chamber they were being held in before they tried to escape. As they leave to try again, they run into a rescue party of Hex, Grokk (the living Gargoyle), Charlie and Krypto. If you are not a regular reader of this title, this one might not be for you. Some old characters that haven't been seen for some time show up, and are not given much of an introduction. Otherwise, you shouldn't have too much trouble. On the whole this is a good, but not great story. It offers little new characterization and is mostly one long fight scene. While it is tightly plotted and internally consistent, I missed the glimpses we often get of the other supporting cast members, and the hints of upcoming stories. Nor did it really do much to advance the current story line; very little really changes in the book. Sure, we find out that Dubbilex is not as deeply under the spell of the Gene-gnome as we might have thought, but other than that, nothing really happens until the last page. I got the feeling that this was a fill-in story in the middle of another larger story. Art-wise I had nothing to complain about. The Jack Kirby style compliments Superboy and his supporting cast. Kesel and Grummett are doing more to update and integrate Jack's wonderful worlds and hidden civilizations into the current DCU than anyone else has managed to do in years. Jack would be proud. [ This is Rene's last review on this title, and indeed for the Kryptonian Cybernet for a while, as he turns his attention to some real-life priorities. Rene has been reviewing _Superboy_ for KC since issue #37, and has had at least one review in every issue of the Cybernet since its inception almost six years ago. Thanks for everything, Rene, and hope to see you back real soon. -- Shane and Jeff ] ======================================================== SUPERGIRL #41 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "Ember After" Writer: Peter David Penciller: Leonard Kirk Inker: Robin Riggs Colorist: Gene D'Angelo Separations: Digital Chameleon Letterer: Bill Oakley Editor: Mike McAvennie Cover: Leonard Kirk, Robin Riggs, and Patrick Martin RATINGS Average: 3.7/5.0 Shields TD: 3.8 Shields EM: 4.5 Shields - This was a very nice ending to the mystery of who Ember is/was and why Satan Girl feels motivated to destroy Supergirl. JB: 3.6 Shields JSy: 3.9 Shields - Even better than usual interior art, and PAD gives us another wonderful story which focuses more on the intellectual and psychological aspects than on the physical. Shame on me, though, for not realizing earlier what Rachel's full role was in Ember's story. SL: 2.8 Shields - I really love the story-telling of Leonard Kirk: Hyper-classical but very efficient. Otherwise, the dialogues are too flat, the story too thin, and the boredom too pervasive. Review by: Thomas Deja A few weeks ago, Warren Ellis said in his column for Comic Book Resources (http://www.comicbookresources.com) that he thinks it's a shame that Peter David is using his inventiveness for a book like _Supergirl_. I point this out not necessarily because I agree with Warren, but because you can understand why he says it after reading an issue like this.In an issue like this, you realize how subversive _Supergirl_ has been at times, and wish you could see more of it. Unlike other super-hero comics which wave the banner of tolerance and understanding while more often than not regressing into people pounding each other over the head, David's version of the Maid of Might actually achieves her biggest successes through empathy and compassion, and seems to be on shaky ground when she goes the usual super-hero path of stylized violence. Here, in the Silver Banshee arc, in her continuing conflict with Twilight, Linda finds a non-violent way to triumph, and to have that message set out in a mainstream super hero comic is pretty amazing. In this issue, Supergirl has inadvertently switched minds with her predecessor, the Earth-Born Fire Angel named Ember. While we witness Ember's last days as a human through Linda's eyes, learning that the slave was a willing adulterer and participant in satanic rituals with her owner's wife, we see Ember in Supergirl's body striking up a deal with the owner's wife, now the ridiculously monikered Satan Girl. The bargain is simple: Satan Girl asks Ember to do nothing and allow Supergirl to take her place on the stake that killed her, thus breaking the cycle that ended in the Earth-Born's fall. What Satan Girl gets out of this might not be clear on the surface, as her daughter (the pure of heart individual who makes up half of an Earth Born's components) will still die in the funeral pyre. But when you realize the redheaded harridan had made a deal with 'the Carnivorous' to obtain her infernal powers, it makes much more sense. The mind-switch is a standard of super-hero comic, and the standard response by a superhero is to trick or fight his or her way out. Not so with the David-written Supergirl; after Tammy Neil assures that Satan Girl is prevented from interfering, Ember and Supergirl confront each other across time. Ember confesses her fear of returning and ultimately finding herself thrown into the abyss -- and Supergirl tells her that she will not beg for her predecessor to return; that she will trust in the woman to do what's right. While I won't give away the ending, it does seem to say something about David's view of redemption. This is a very strong story. The thing I appreciated the most is how David kept his characters dressed in different shades of gray. Ember turns out to be less than exemplary, mocking one character with facts about their affair and never denying her dabbling in Satanism. Satan Girl may be a sadistic freak (scarring Mattie in a particularly offhanded way), but her motivation stems from her love for her daughter and the child's ultimate fate. It's getting tiresome saying that Kirk and Riggs do an exemplary job yet again. They manage to do a very interesting composition leading into the initial revelation of the mind switch, and a truly beautiful composition on page 16 depicting Ember and Supergirl interfacing, but otherwise it's business as usual for the. Fortunately for us, 'business as usual' means above average stuff. "Ember After" is a very well-done example of the sort of thing David should be skewing towards, an examination of motivations rather than a laugh fest. As we speed towards the end of the fourth year of this book, I hope David remembers that. He has the artists to pull it off, and he has the talent; what he needs is the desire. _______________________________________ End of Section 5 _______________________________________ SUPER-FAMILY TITLES (cont): -------------------------- SUPERMAN ADVENTURES #40 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "Old Wounds" Plot: Ty Templeton and Dan Slott Script: Ty Templeton Penciller: Neil Vokes Inker: Terry Austin Letterer: Phil Felix Colorist: Marie Severin (who doesn't get enough credit for the great job she does on this book month in and month out, and I feel bad for not mentioning that often enough) Separations: Zylonol Editor: Joey Cavalieri Cover: Mike Manley, Terry Austin, Marie Severin, and Zylonol RATINGS Average: 2.6/5.0 Shields CoS: 2.5 Shields JSy: 2.5 Shields - Explaining one of the problems Krypto would pose with today's Superman mythos (i.e., no super-intelligence) was a good idea, but I found it too much of a stretch to believe that Supes would feel as great a loss as he appears to at the end of the story. SL: 3.0 Shields - A sympathetic story. The return of Krypto is very well handled and Mxyzptlk's punishment is pure fun. ST: 2.5 Shields - An interesting piece of fluff, but little more. The pacing seems off, and the emotions don't quite ring true. Only the ending saves the book from a lower mark. Review by: Cory Strode Cory: *sigh* Cory: I said *SIGH* Joe: What is it this time Cory, J. Peterman still out of business? Pop machine out of Cherry Coke? You actually thought a new issue of Danger Girl might be in? Cory: No, I'm not that naive. I was just having to write a review of the latest issue of Superman Adventures and I just don't seem to have the energy or will power to plow through the issue again. Joe: You like writing reviews. You can't wait to come into the shop every week and tell me what's wrong with the comics you bought the week before. Well, except for Mage;t you get this goofy smile on your face when a new issue of that comes in. Cory: That's because its the greatest comic being printed. Fanboy in the back of the store: No it isn't. There's no X-Men in it! Joe: Three sighs? That's not good. You haven't sighed that many times since First went out of business. Is the current issue that bad? Cory: No. It's not that it's bad, it's just... Joe: An abomination? Worse than having your eyes gouged out with steel needles? Unworthy of being used for kindling for your "John Byrne's Spider-Man" Bonfire? Cory: No. That's just it. It isn't horrible. It's just bland. First off, I have to get this off my chest. I am sick to death of Mr. Mxyzptlk. I know that in the stories he can only come to Earth every 3 months, but in the comic it seems like he shows up in every third comic to drive that point home. He's like any opponent, he's fun when he's used once in a while, but now, I don't even want to see a good story with him, let another a bland time travel story. This issue starts up with Mxy watching Superman while the Tribunal in his home dimension has put him on Parole and ordered him not to bother Superman anymore. Mxy, however, has decided that he can get out of that parole by doing a good deed for Superman. Does he use his power to get rid of Kryptonite? No. Expose Lex Luthor for the criminal he is? No. Make it so every copy of every Adam Sandler movie is unable to be shown on TV? No. He goes back to before Krypton exploded and gets Kal-el's dog and brings him to Clark in the present time as an abandoned pet. Being a Kryptonian dog (and going by the name Krypto... much like how children on Earth name their pets Eartho) he develops powers rather rapidly, and doing the kind of things puppies usually do therefore causes more trouble than some torn pillows and ratted up blankets; it causes massive destruction all around Metropolis that Superman is always one step behind in stopping. Eventually, Superman is able to take the puppy out into space where it passes out from lack of oxygen so that Superman can figure out what to do with him. Joe: What's wrong with that? It seems like an inventive way to subdue the puppy. Cory: The whole sequence of having to subdue the puppy seems wrong. Sure, they say that Krypto was having trouble dealing with his super-senses, but there is no way the puppy should be SO strong that Superman has any trouble with him. I can pick up a puppy and keep it from causing trouble, why shouldn't Superman be able to do the same thing to a puppy with equivalent powers? The idea of the puppy being one step ahead and Superman cleaning up the mess while keeping people safe worked until that sequence. It felt like overkill. Anyway, as Superman is trying to figure out what to do with the puppy, Mxy shows up, explains what he did and sends the puppy back in time to Krypton. Mxy asks Superman is, now that he's done a good deed, if Supes will testify on his behalf in front of the council. Superman is mad, not just at the destruction, but that Mxy sent the dog back to be killed in the destruction of Krypton. So, instead of getting his freedom, Mxy is sentenced to the oh-so-ironic punishment of being a fire hydrant for 90 days because he pestered Superman again. Joe: It doesn't sound that bad when you tell me about it, and no one has dropped the book from their pull list. Then again, not many people have the book *on* their pull list -- just kids and guys over 40 who say that they hate the Superman comics, but like Superman. Cory: I know, but the book just felt like a whole lot of nothing. First, I hate time travel stories where everything is fixed at the end as if nothing happened. Then, they try to inject some pathos in the story by making Superman feel bad about his dog dying in Krypton's explosion. This is a Superman who doesn't mope around endlessly about the destruction of Krypton (which is a very good thing in my mind), but we hammered with the pathos of not just everyone he's related to dying, but also his pet puppy. It feels ladled on a bit thick. And you know how I complain about pointless fight scenes? The whole middle of the comic is rushing from one puppy created disaster to another. I wouldn't have minded a little humor in the destruction, like him tearing apart a pet food store to get Milk Bones, or getting frustrated at the fact that all the puppy toys he tries to play with, he shreds, but it was just buildings smashed and such. Joe: The art is good though. This Neil Vokes guy does a good Superman, and the Clark Kent stuff is very good. I also like how he draws Kal-el as a kid. Cory: Vokes always does a good job on the book, and my big complaint about how his characters who aren't based on animation characters don't seem to fit is a thing of the past. Everyone in the book looks as if they are in the same world, and he gives the story a lot of flow. In fact, the only complaint I would have with the art is that he's so good at pulling the reader through the story that you get done reading it in a just a few minutes, making a story that's already a trifle blow by so quickly that you really have paid too much for the amount of time it takes to read. Joe: So it sucked. Cory: No. It was just there. I read the story when I first got it, and when I sat down to write the review, and was rereading it, I discovered that I'd forgotten most of the story. Almost as if the whole issue was biodegradable. It's not bad, but it's not good either. Back when I started reading comics.... Cory: What? Joe: Just making sure you have enough gray hair to use the phrase, "When I was a kid..." You do. Go on. Cory: Fine. Back when comics were cheaper, I wouldn't have minded a trifle like this. Comics were disposable entertainment. Now, when they are $2 a pop, I feel like I should be getting more than five minutes of bland diversion. Most of the time, this comic does that, but this time... Joe: So your review would be...? Cory: I guess I'm not recommending it. It's an issue you could pass by on the stands and not miss it. 2 and 1/2 shields and only for completists, people who haven't got enough of Mxyzptlk, or people who collect stories about mad dogs. Joe: Like that Cujo book. Cory: Cujo? Now that would be cool. Maybe they could do a story where Superman fights a super-powered dog with rabies. It'd be better than the Millennium Giants. Joe: Getting hit in the head with a shovel would be better than reading a story about the Millennium Giants. ____________________________________ TEAM TITLES: ----------- JLA #38 Feb 2000 $1.99 US/$3.25 CAN "World War Three: Part Three" Writer: Grant Morrison Penciller: Howard Porter Inker: John Dell Letterer: Ken Lopez Colorist: Pat Garrahy Separator: Heroic Age Assoc. Ed.: Tony Bedard Editor: Dan Raspler Cover: Howard Porter, John Dell, and David Smith RATINGS Average: 3.7/5.0 Shields EM: 3.3 Shields DWk: 4.3 Shields - Morrison keeps the chaos barely controlled but uses it as an excuse to stuff in as much character business as he can get away with: Superman's empathy for his enemy, Luthor's fuming pride and will, Batman's terrifying strategic brilliance. JB: 3.9 Shields - Confusing, but fun. Shaping up to be the best arc since "One Million" JSy: 3.8 Shields - This tale must have been Morrison's grand design for the book, because it's being told better than anything he's done in the last two years. "First time I ever hit a man with motor neuron disease." Heh. :) SL: 2.0 Shields - Bang, Boom, Splash!! ... but where's the story? Apart from the very beautiful double-spread page of Batman and Prometheus there's nothing memorable here. TD: 4.2 Shields - The best chapter so far, with lots of great moments: Batman's use of the name "Stephen J. Hawking", Aquaman behaving like a king in the face of adversity and -- best of all -- Plastic Man revealing he's only been *playing* idiot all along. Review by: Edward Mathews Synopsis: Luthor is being controlled by a giant eyeball, Batman and Prometheus have a rematch, Oracle meets Metron, Superman is still going at it with the General, and Mister Miracle assembles every member of the JLA past, present and future. Mageddon destroys the Watchtower and there's possibly a pointless death or two. Wacky hi-jinks ensue. Review: Last month I referred to "World War Three" as a five-part story arc. This was not a typographical error on my part. This month, the cover says that we are reading part 3 of 6, and before I continue I should let the reader know that it may get longer yet, becoming a 7-parter, or a 6-part arc with a double-sized final issue -- or so it has been rumored by my comic shop owner. As with previous JLA story arcs under Morrison, many ideas and sub-plots are thrown at the reader at once. This time, it looks like they are being given enough screen time to warrant their inclusion. Regardless, part three is not as good as was part two. We get it. It's the end of the world. While every issue of a comic book is somebody's first, the front cover indicates that this is part 3. We may not need another reminder from a desperate TV anchor. While I must admit to grinning at the resolution of the Batman vs. Prometheus battle, some of this is just overwritten and a bit drawn out, while other parts of the book have hopefully only been set up for more exposition next issue. Key example: I own a Zauriel action figure. There, I admit it. I like the angel. That the angel may be dead is by no means a surprise, but this particular method of killing him seemed utterly pointless. Explain to me, which part of Martian Manhunter's statement, "Evacuate the Watchtower. It's here." was vague? And Zauriel was standing next to Martian Manhunter when he spoke the warning, so it's not like he didn't hear it! I'm sure this will be elaborated upon, as it is the cliffhanger, but for now, it grates. One panel. No reasoning. Yes, set-up is fine, but this makes little sense. Oh, Aztek stumbles in to Mister Miracle's JLA-fest not looking so great, because he's encountered Mageddon -- off-panel. So far, even though the villains have succeeded, the only one that looks fairly competent is the Queen Bee. Luthor was under the influence of an evil eyeball, Prometheus is a fairly bad chess player for a criminal mastermind, and the General is, well, in limbo. The eyeballs seem to be all over the world causing the many nations to go to war. Overall, this part of the story arc ties up some of the sub-plots that were left over from last month, but a great many new sub-plots have sprung up in their place. I hope this chapter reads better after part four comes out. Art: I'm confused. The art is very enjoyable, more so than the story this month. From Batman knocking Prometheus down a few pegs to Plastic Man of the New Gods, the art team comes through again. Have they improved or have I gotten used to Porter and Dell? They must have improved, because there are still a few panels where Superman looks too stiff. Conclusion: This issue is heavily dependent on the previous issues, and even if you've read them, it's still a bit confusing. This is by far the weakest issue of the story arc to date. With the ride expanding (from 2 of 5 to 3 of 6 to who knows?), you may wish to continue if you have been collecting all along; otherwise, heed my advice from last month and wait for the trade paperback, then read it in one sitting. ======================================================== YOUNG JUSTICE #17 Feb 2000 $2.50 US/$3.95 CAN "Stuff Blows Up" Writer: Peter David Pencils: Todd Nauck Inks: Lary Stucker Colors: Jason Wright Separations: Digital Chameleon Letters: Ken Lopez Assoc. Edits: Maureen McTigue Just Edits: Eddie Berganza Cover: Nauck and Stucker RATINGS Average: 4.0/5.0 Shields EM: 4.0 Shields GC: 4.1 Shields - The Old Justice sub-story is the only thing that took away from this issue as it had good character development of the "Big" three and more about Secret. Good humour and action with our young heros, and a fun cover makes this a good read. GD: 4.5 Shields - Yippee! The more manic elements that make YJ so great return without sacrificing the interesting sub plots. PAD really pulls off the unlikely duo of Robin and Impulse. JSy: 3.2 Shields - This was one of the most ridiculously juvenile covers I've ever seen. The story itself had wonderful characterization, save for one person. I sincerely hope that PAD has some revelation planned for down the line, because right now this kid wearing the "S" is *not* acting like the Superboy we've been reading about. SL: 3.6 Shields - The tension between Superboy and Robin is wonderful, and I like the always laughable Impulse. The art is sometimes a bit too simplistic and I don't like the Old Justice but overall a good read. I miss Arrowette already... Review by: Edward Mathews Synopsis: The team goes on a recon mission to save Secret, who is being held by the DEO at their secret facility in Mt. Rushmore. Superboy questions Robin's assumed role as team leader and makes some questionable leadership moves himself. We get some insight as to why Red Tornado was dealt with in the manner he was by the judge many issues ago. Oh, Arrowette decides to not be Arrowette anymore and the YJers manage to destroy Washington's nose on Mt. Rushmore. Wacky hi-jinks ensue. Review: Despite of the usual dose of forced pop culture references (cf. Impulse's "What would Brian Boitano do?" line), PAD produces another enjoyable read that tackles topics appropriate to a team of teen superheroes. Trust issues abound: Red Tornado is not trusted by Robin or the other team members, Superboy questions Robin's judgement, Robin questions Superboy's actions, and there is nothing to trust about Old Justice. Cissie appears to leave the group for now, and Superboy is acting more bone-headed than usual; he makes a power move for the leadership slot at the wrong time. Also, a Superboy/Wonder Girl love interest seems to be developing. [1] Even throwaway characters develop some depth under PAD. The judge that tried to take away Red Tornado's custody rights for Traya turns out to been blackmailed by none other than Old Justice's Merry, Girl of 1,000 Gimmicks, whose motivation is underlined beautifully during a chat with the judge. Agent Fite (sans his partner Madd) shows a very human reaction to the scientists and their prodding of Secret, even if he does act out of fear for what Secret is and not compassion. As for 'what Secret is'... this continues to be hinted at but not overtly stated. All this action occurs while we get a bit of characterization to top it off. When I read the first few issues of Young Justice, I wasn't sure if it was going to be my cup of tea since it looked like the characters of Robin, Superboy and Impulse were being done all wrong. Now I'm glad to have given the book a chance, because not only are the characters dead-on, but I can also understand why they might act a little differently among peers. Furthermore, unlike its parent title JLA, sub-plots are smoothly integrated and introduced. Art: I don't have much to add about the art this month, because it is consistent. The layouts are logical and the pencils clean. I really liked the art in the Merry/Judge pages, though. You wouldn't think that a page of dialog would be artistically of interest, but the look on Merry's face coupled with that last panel did more for me than the 2-page pin-up of Batman hitting Prometheus in the JLA title this month. Conclusion: "Junior Justice League Defaces National Shrine" should say it all. This was an enjoyable issue if you like reading a superhero team book with a dash of humor thrown in for good measure. [1] The root of this love interest was explored in Wonder Woman #153 in a Wonder Girl solo story by Mark Millar. _______________________________________ End of Section 6 _______________________________________ SPECIALS: -------- JLA: EARTH 2 Feb 2000 $24.95 US/$38.00 CAN Writer: Grant Morrison Artist: Frank Quitely Letterer: Ken Lopez Color & Separations: Laura Depuy and Wildstorm FX Assoc. Ed.: Tony Bedard Editor: Dan Raspler Design Director: Georg Brewer RATINGS Average: 4.3/5.0 Shields EM: 4.6 Shields DWk: 4.5 Shields - Morrison blasting away on all cylinders, pulling off a Broome/Fox-style story with a great turn-of-the-millennium moral twist in its resolution. This feels like a wild, rollicking adventure movie, and it flies as fast as it has to. JB: 4.8 Shields - The coolest JLA story I've ever seen, with more twists and turns than a pretzel factory. So good, in fact, that I almost missed the fact that Quitely couldn't draw a woman if his life depended on it. JSy: 4.0 Shields - The book presents a message of inevitability and, to some extent, amorality, that I found to be a bit depressing. Thus, despite that the art and the storytelling were both exceptional, I just didn't enjoy the book as much as I would have liked. SDM: 2.9 Shields - Not worth $25. At $10, it would have been reasonably entertaining, if a bit troubling philosophically. A standard Morrison JLA tale, with good characterization, a too-perfect Batman, and a feeling that Grant isn't taking this seriously. Review by: Edward Mathews Synopsis: Alexander Luthor is trying to protect his world from the evil Crime Syndicate of Amerika: Ultraman, Superwoman, Owlman, Johnny Quick and Power Ring. His world exists in the anti-matter universe where everything is reversed. When Luthor manages to make it to our earth, he seeks out the help of the JLA to help him clean up his world with unintended consequences. Wacky hi-jinks ensue. Review: It's been a while. I really like the work of Grant Morrison, but his recent work in the regular JLA title has only been 'good' at best. This book highlights that fact, as Morrison displays great moments of brilliance with a very tightly plotted and well-presented story of the JLA's first meeting with the Crime Syndicate of Amerika in post-Crisis continuity. For those of you who remember the CSA, they were the evil counterparts of the JLA on Earth-3 where everything was reversed: good was evil and evil was the status quo. This idea has been reintroduced by having the other earth exist in the anti-matter universe. On this anti-matter earth, the planet rotates and orbits in the opposite direction that our earth does. Almost in keeping with this theme, this story is not a JLA story. This is the tale of the Crime Syndicate of Amerika and for one 96-page book, Morrison and Quitely really make you feel like you know who these characters are and what makes them tick. It is an Alexander Luthor story -- a story of how his effort to contact the JLA could only meet with failure. It is a story where the main mythos used and reinterpreted is the Superman mythos, from the anti-Kryptonite used to power Ultraman to the revelation that Superwoman's secret identity is the anti-matter earth's Lois Lane. The main architect of the entire situation is also an anti-matter version of a classic Superman villain. Morrison shows here how gifted he can be when focused on the story, as this is a tightly plotted book. Yes, we see the counter-parts to Green Lantern and Flash, but we don't need to know everything about them and that story is reserved for another day. Little touches, such as how even a 'good' Luthor is arrogant enough to name the positive matter universe's counterpart to his home world "Earth-2" are enough to draw out a smile when reading. There are no loose ends and the resolution is a satisfying one for the reader. The only criticism to lie at his feet is that this is how his grand JLA story-arcs should have been presented. Art: The book is visually stunning. Frank Quitely adds so much to the storytelling here that I long to see how the first 38 issues of the regular _JLA_ series could have been with someone of his caliber on the book. The only problem is that Quitely's women, both Wonder Woman and Superwoman, are rather butch. This can be overlooked as an interpretation of the Amazons, but it is one I don't personally care for. The little touches, from the Benedict Arnold one-dollar bills to the smoking advertisements on anti-matter earth, make this a fun book to go back after reading it and re-examine the panels. The items mentioned above under Morrison work even better when coupled with a gifted artist, and Quitely adds so much to a scene with the expressions he draws on the faces of the characters. Conclusion: The cover of the book is really nice, and the production values are top-notch. The only deterrent to most readers is the high price. This, however, is probably a good way to keep it out of the hands of some younger readers since there are some rather adult situations portrayed in this book. (Johnny Quick is a drug user and there is some interesting sexual tension between the CSA members.) Still, if you cannot wait for a TPB version of this book, you won't be disappointed. ======================================================== SUPERMAN: END OF THE CENTURY Feb 2000 $24.95 US/$38.00 CAN Story, Pencils, & Painted Art: Stuart Immonen Inks: Jose Marzan, Jr. Letters: Bill Oakley Colors: Lee Loughridge Editor: Joey Cavalieri Design Director: Georg Brewer RATINGS Average: 3.6/5.0 Shields JSy: 3.5 Shields - A reasonably good story with fabulous artwork, though the story, which is *not* marked as an Elseworlds tale, is marred by a failure to heed continuity. My rating, by the way, does not take into account the book's price. DWk: 3.0 Shields - Immonen's the best "regular" Superman artist since Curt Swan, and this is awfully nice to look at, but this mishmash of melodramatic clichM-is and quasi-mysticism is nothing that couldn't have been four triangle comics for a third the price. SL: 4.4 Shields - A jewel. The fight between the Contessa and Luthor is very interesting, and I really like to see someone who is Lex's equal for evil. Immonen's story and painted art were near-perfect; only page 8 is horrible. I don't really think that the format choice is best this time, but the story was still entertaining. Reviewed by Jeff Sykes Synopsis: _Superman: End of the Century_ is an amalgam of several plotlines which all merge in the final pages of the book to produce an explosive conclusion. The most prominent aspect of the story is the history of the Contessa Erica del Portenza, ex-wife of Lex Luthor, including the revelation that she is an immortal. In the early 1800s, the Contessa gave birth to a half-immortal son, Luca. A few years later, the child's father gave him to an Italian group called the Carbonari in exchange for the prosperity that they had given to him and his family, even though their intention was to take the child's immortality for their own. The procedure was a failure, but the child seemed to inherit an evil as a result, and he slowly grew into a monster with no regard for human life. After years of watching him satisfy his bloodlust as a mercenary, the Contessa eventually arranged to have Luca captured and entombed on an isolated island, where he could do no further damage to society. In the present day, Metropolis is eagerly anticipating the arrival of the year 2000, but Luthor finds his company the target of a series of arson fires. Ultimately, the Contessa is responsible for these fires, as she intends to use them as leverage towards regaining their daughter, Lena. Meanwhile, a Caribbean salvage operation funded by Luthor has discovered the wreckage of a ship, the one on which the Contessa was a passenger immediately after capturing her son. The salvage from the shipwreck also leads to the discovery of Luca's body, which was encased in a tomb of ice, and Luthor brings the young man back to Metropolis to awaken as part of his millennium festivities. When the Contessa learns of this intention, she decides that she must take her own son's life, to prevent him from once again preying upon mankind, but her actions are interrupted by Luthor and Superman, eventually leading to Luca's being loosed upon Metropolis. While the clock ticks down towards midnight, Superman discovers that his powers somehow wane in the presence of Luca, which makes it nigh impossible for the Man of Steel to prevent the immortal's rampage. In the end, only the Contessa is able to resolve the situation, using mystical means to stop her son and rescue her daughter from a dark figure from Erica and Luca's past. Art: There are three distinct components to the artwork in this book. First, the majority of the book is traditional pencil and ink comic book art by Stuart Immonen and Jose Marzan, Jr. If you like Immonen's style as much as I do, then you will find this to be some of his best work to date. I was especially impressed with the expressiveness of his characters, whose facial expressions wonderfully illustrated the true nature of each character. The coloring is also gorgeous, especially in the last few pages of the book. Minutes before midnight, Metropolis is bathed in the darkness of the night, but the various coloring schemes distinguish an array of light sources ranging from electric street lamps to the mystical flames that engulf Luca. The Contessa's history is told in flashback sequences, each painted by Immonen in kind of a colorized black and white. (Forgive me for not knowing the technical terminology.) The paintings feel antique -- the colors evoke the photography of the Civil War/Old West eras of U.S. history. I won't say that the painted art compares to the work of Alex Ross, but I think it serves its purpose very well in this story. The flashback sequences just would not have had the same impact if rendered in pencil and ink. The final component to the artwork is an interesting experiment in which photographic elements have been added to the corners of certain pages of the story. In some cases, these elements add a little information to the tale, such as a note Superman scribbles to Lois on her notepad on page 10 and a discarded newspaper on page 38. Others don't seem (to me, anyway) to add anything to the story, but instead provide further visual detail of items appearing elsewhere on the page. Either way, they provide a distinctive visual element to the book. Story: For the most part, this is a character-driven story, with most of the book focusing on the development, history, and personalities of the players. The few action sequences are quick and efficient, and they serve to advance the story (as opposed to the sometimes mindless and pointless battles we have occasionally seen in the monthly titles). The tale is quite engaging, but the absence of an Elseworlds label on the book suggests that it is intended to fall within current Superman continuity. This results in a few contradictory points which damage the story. The most obvious problem is that this is now the third story published by DC to take place at the dawn of the year 2000. This wouldn't necessarily be a problem except for the fact that it is impossible for each to have happened within a single continuity. For those who haven't yet read the titles in question, I will simply point out that Lex Luthor appears in Gotham City at the conclusion of "No Man's Land" and in Metropolis in both _Superman Y2K_ and _End of the Century_. While I can't comment first-hand about the events in the Batman titles, I can say that both of the Metropolis-centered stories involve Lex and Lena and the stroke of midnight, and with completely different chains of events. While we're on the topic of New Year's Eve, I have to point out that Immonen explicitly and incorrectly refers to the year 1999 as the end of the 20th Century. And this immediately following my diatribe last month, in which I suggested that most people weren't actually making that erroneous claim. As a mathematician, I guess it kind of bugs me that there are seemingly well-researched references to Pythagoras and Euclid, but they can't get simple arithmetic correct. What I found the most problematic about this book, however, was the characterization of the Contessa. We know from other sources (particularly, the Girlfrenzy _Lois Lane_ special and recent issues of _Superboy_) that the Contessa is the head of the organization known as The Agenda, and that she is using that organization to construct a genetically superior army. Yet in this book, she attempts to teach her son that "as observers, it was our role to remain outside the sphere of humankind's achievements and folly." She spends the entire book anguishing over her son's lack of respect for life, horrified by each of his terrible and escalating actions. She is even prepared to take her own son's life to protect humanity from his evil. I have an incredibly hard time reconciling the portrayal of the woman in this story with the one currently running the Agenda. Overall: It's obvious that Immonen put a lot of time and effort into this book. It is a beautifully illustrated and, except for the continuity discrepancies, well-told story. However, if DC's going to sell such a high-priced book as part of the regular continuity, then they owe it to their readers to make certain that the story actually *fits* within regular continuity. For that reason, I have a difficult time recommending the hardcover edition of this book. Readers should probably wait until the softcover edition that I assume DC will be publishing. ____________________________________ THE MAILBAG ------------------------------------- (mailbag@kryptonian-cybernet.com) KC Responses are indented and begun with **** ============================================ From: Justin In regards to your [most recent "Web of Steel" column], I just wanted to let ya know that WFCOMICS actually stands for "World FAMOUS Comics". You have us as "Finest", which we'd of course like to be! Also, we're not a comic shop, WFCOMICS is purely a fan and pro online destination. At present, the only items we sell ourselves are the books we've put out (we're dabbling a bit in publishing). Finally, please feel free to visit our message boards and plug The Kryptonian Cybernet whenever you make an update (or just hang out there). As you know--aside from Bob Ingersoll--Tony Isabella, Alvin Schwartz, and Bob "the Answer Man" Rozakis are WFC columnists and board groupies. As well, those three have all written and/or been involved in quite a bit of the writing of Superman. **** We regret having run incorrect information about your site, Justin, and thank you for the corrections. ============================================ From: Johanna Draper Carlson I don't know if Steve [Vance] is Australian (although I doubt it), but he currently lives in California, where he's an accomplished graphic designer, with credits including the Rhino 50s Rock 'n' Roll box set. He's also worked on several of the Paradox Big Books. ============================================ From: David Schock [Message edited from a posting to alt.comics.superman:] Sorry to disagree with you, but I enjoyed _Action_ #761. It is a story of a man in love with two women and still being able to remain faithful to his wife. I believe Clark does love Diana -- not in the same way that, or as strongly as he loves Lois, but he does love her. And as for Diana, there can be no doubt that she loves him. See _Wonder Woman_ #140-141, _Superman: King of the World_, or all the other examples. There were some subtle touches -- at the start of the story, Clark is in bed and Lois is standing over him holding a blue blanket over her head. At the end of the story Clark is once again in bed (wounded), only now Diana is standing over him holding a blanket over her head. When she is sitting on his bed holding his hand, it is evident that she is more than willing to take the moment much further. Only his love for Lois and his morality stops him from doing what he also wanted. I also thought it refreshing that in the end it was Superman leaning on Wonder Woman for comfort and support. In that scene, where he tells her he loves her, and she responds, "I love you too Clark," she is the strong one. Also of note: she used the name Clark, as his wife would, and not Kal, which is how Diana always addressed him. Lois and Clark are supposed to have some upcoming marriage problems, and Diana will be paying another visit in March. Perhaps Diana will be busy reassuring Lois that her husband will always choose Lois first. **** You should never apologize for disagreeing. Nobody expects that all Superman readers will have the same reaction to each and every story. In fact, it's only the very best and very worst stories which tend to result in anything even *near* uniformity in opinion. ============================================ From: Doug Tisdale In response to the answer to my "Hypertime" question, I agree that you have a point that _The Kingdom_ and _Kingdom Come_ could be from alternate but very, very similar Hypertimelines. I've been conducting a similar discussion on the DC Comics Message Boards, and have come up with some pretty interesting theories regarding Hypertime. I think that _The Kingdom_ is the one, true timeline, however. I base this on my conclusion that Jonathan Kent II, the son of Clark and Diana (and Bruce) in _The Kingdom_ is in reality the Phantom Stranger. There's a lot of evidence that I think supports this; so if Jonathan II is the Stranger, and the Stranger is a part of the DCU, then "The Kingdom" must represent the future of the one, true timeline. Anyway I don't want to bore you with all the theories we've come up with; if you're curious you can read them for yourself at http://dcboards.warnerbros.com/cgi/Ultimate.cgi. Click on "Superman," then on "Other Superman Topics," and look for the thread entitled "Hypertime" authored by Mr Mxyztplk (which is me). If you read them, please email me (or leave a post of your own) and let me know what you think. **** I would hesitate to claim that any stories set in the future (including those shown in the Legion titles) constitute a one, true timeline. If that were the case, then it would seriously hamstring DC's writers and editors, since they'd have to be certain that stories set in the present did not make impossible the events in those stories set in the future. ============================================ From: Paddington I just want to know if a superman rubber stamp exists? **** I've never seen or heard of one, but I would be shocked if one has not been produced at some point during the Man of Steel's 60+ years. I'm passing your query along to the KC readers. Maybe one of them can help. Well, that ends a rather short edition of the Mailbag. Please don't hesitate to send us your comments, reactions, and questions at mailbag@kryptonian-cybernet.com! -- Jeff Sykes ____________________________________ ****************************************************** End of Issue #70