November 24, 2016: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Welcome to the Superman Homepage Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Just click on the Comments link below to leave a caption for the following image.

Caption Contest

Leave as many captions as you can think of, but keep it family friendly. Captions deemed to be outside our Caption Contest Guidelines will be deleted at our discretion.

In the end, there can be only one winner. The winner will be decided by Steve Younis, your Caption Contest compere.

The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.

Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:

Stefan-El:
After Superman failed at American Idol he decided to be a mild-mannered reporter. The rest is history.
Previous Caption Contest

Check out the Caption Contest Archives to see the list of runners-up.

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roy-el
roy-el
November 24, 2016 12:14 am

The T stands for Tough as Nails Man. What? Not catchy enough?

roy-el
roy-el
November 24, 2016 12:15 am

I am one bird no one is having for Thanksgiving.

David Stone
David Stone
November 24, 2016 7:14 am

Its’ a Bird! It’s a Plane!…it’s a bird.

RobertAnthony
RobertAnthony
November 24, 2016 8:15 am

Memo to the pilgrims…THIS IS ONE BIRD YOU ARE NOT HAVING FOR YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING!

Juan Ricardo
Juan Ricardo
November 24, 2016 9:45 am

“Faster than a speeding corn!”

johnny
johnny
November 24, 2016 11:58 am

What Donald Trump’s presidential portrait could look like

Ldecena
Ldecena
November 24, 2016 12:40 pm

Not gonna let this Turkey day bring me down!

MikeTheBat
MikeTheBat
November 24, 2016 1:44 pm

Eat your heart out Krypto!

approuty
approuty
November 24, 2016 2:04 pm

Look up the sky, it’s Superman! No it’s actually a super-bird!

approuty
approuty
November 24, 2016 2:07 pm

This is what happens when Trump ignores the tradition of sparring one turkey during thanksgiving!

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 25, 2016 8:07 am

The multiverse version of Superman never quite hatched like the creators thought.

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 25, 2016 8:08 am

This version of Red Kryptonite had Superman feeling peckish.

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 25, 2016 8:09 am

Bird, Bird, Bird. The Bird is the Word!

mnostl32
mnostl32
November 25, 2016 8:11 am

When the Flash opened a breach to go get who he thought was going to be Supergirl, apparently Flashpoint changed more than he thought.

Randarch
Randarch
November 25, 2016 6:58 pm

The New-52 version of Stupor-Duck was not very popular…

suspiciouscoffee
suspiciouscoffee
November 26, 2016 12:01 pm

Here we see yet another survivor from Krypton erased by Byrne after the Crisis.

Randarch
Randarch
November 28, 2016 2:01 pm

Meanwhile, at Jim lee’s office: “A blue hooded cape, with red lining… genius!”

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:40 pm

Some aspects of the Silver Age are best forgotten.

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:41 pm

Isn’t this the bird on the Froot Loops Cereal box?

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:42 pm

Superman II: The Myxyzptlk Cut

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:42 pm

Over one thousand comments, and most are about the red trunks.

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:43 pm

Just another Thursday in the Silver Age

Randarch
Randarch
November 29, 2016 2:29 pm
Reply to  robertgillis

🙂

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:43 pm

Miss the New-52 yet?

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:45 pm

It flies! Look Ma no wires!

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:46 pm

Caped Wonder Annoys City

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:47 pm

The “T” stands for “Too Ridiculous”

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:48 pm

Even for the “Convergence” story line, this is just stupid.

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:49 pm

Captain Marvel Bunny is now the 2nd dumbest idea for a comic book.

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:52 pm

The scariest part of this picture is that sometime, somewhere, someone REALLY thought THIS was a great idea.

robertgillis
November 28, 2016 9:54 pm

We all wanted more humor in the next Superman film but they took it WAY too far

mindhavens
mindhavens
November 29, 2016 6:13 am

Nobody knows I’m really Quack Kent, ace reporter at the Daily Gannet, not my girlfriend even Lois Crane.

drmrs
drmrs
November 29, 2016 3:04 pm

Super “Taboo” Bird soars like an eagle, able to ricochet bullets, flies higher than a Donald Trump building, braver than a Donald Trump general selected for a cabinet position, but very shy (“Taboo”) to kiss humans!

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:19 pm

Super Taita Falcon thought he was indestructible when he found out he could stop .22 cal bullets, then he heard a giant RACK!!!!
“Super Taita Falcon April 2016-Nov 2016”

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:21 pm

The Risotto gang was dumfounded when their fusilli bullets failed to take out Super Tucan.

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:22 pm

The bandit known as Robin Tucan robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. (And kept a little for himself)

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:29 pm

The little known pet of the Sheriff of Nottingham was tasked with collecting taxes from the peasant to give to King John.

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:30 pm

Super Tucon, the first blind superhero bird was adored by all, yet no one told him his underwear was on the outside.

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:33 pm

While Tim the oblivious bird liked to dress up and play super hero, farmer John kept feeding him fresh feed with growth hormones for what was sure to be a super thanksgiving feast.

kal-el76
kal-el76
November 30, 2016 2:36 pm

Super Bird was unimpressed with his sidekick auditions…that is until a brash chicken hawk could rapidly fire corn from his backside. Cobby was hired!